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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's still time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're running out of space bros.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i made some space, just in case... i hope none of us need it. heh...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta start writing it on the back.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's always space

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's no room left on the sign
      bros......

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks to me like a comfy existence

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks to me like a comfy existence

        If my therapist told me I had a spirit animal I would be skeptical about their credentials.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes because your way of thinking is working so well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Living in 202X gives me anxiety

      It's such a big number. It sounds so futuristic. Like I should have made amazing progress by now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got one last year
      There's always hope brothers, focus inwards but also get yourself out there. Work out, try new things, go out and see the world, hopefully you'll find someone to share it all with along the way.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong? My GF who looks like Ana De Armas just baked me a heart shaped cake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My gf wore the 18 year old nerdy virgin gamer girl please be kind <3 g-string and lacy bra outfit for me, how the frick did she know

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the FRICK is so happy about it

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My preferred kpost image has evolved as I've become more experienced and connected to kposting since the film Blade Runner 2049 was released. At first, I preferred to post the most iconic kpost image, the one with the teeth-bared grimace of loneliness and horniness, though as I saw more, I came to appreciate this image. This image is a more refined essence of the kpost zeitgeist because it shows the cool (but not actually cool) eyes-closed facade breaking just seconds before the explosion of raw emotion. If the the teeth-bared grimace iconic lonely and horny kpost image is the ash and soot exploding from a volcano, then the eye-closed facade breaking kpost image is the earthquake and rumble of nature that precedes it. To me, essence of kposting is the latter rather than the former.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought my girl a Lush bath bomb for Valentine's day and we're about to take a bath together. What are you guys doing with your gfs this Valentine's day?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I bought my girl a Lush bath bomb for Valentine's day and we're about to take a bath together. What are you guys doing with your gfs this Valentine's day?
      not speaking since the morning. hormones

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What are you guys doing with your gfs this Valentine's day?
      We took the day off work so we could hit the gym early then go for a hike in the mountains and swim in one of the waterfalls there. It's a pretty regular date spot for us and has been since we were in high school, my wife's hidden a plastic box just a little ways of one of the trails containing a diary with one entry and one Polaroid every year since we were 17. Unfortunately there was another couple there so we didn't get to frick under the falls this year but whatever.
      Then we hung around at one of the picnic areas, had lunch and played boardgames until sunset.
      Once it was dark we drove to another waterfall in the area which has a cave full of glow worms. We've been hiking there a bunch before but always during the day, I only found out about the glow worms a few weeks ago so I was able to make it a surprise. She loved it, real romantic evening. Got a blow job in the cave then we drove home and fricked. Also we fricked in the morning, after the gym.
      10/10 day t b h

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my valentines dinner

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is the syrup part of it or just there already?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was there already

        do people really put chocolate syrup on their hamburgers

        I don't but I'm sure there are people that actually do just that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      do people really put chocolate syrup on their hamburgers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but something like peanut butter is more common (and really damn good - imagine it to be like a savory icing).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cocacola sabor original
      Cheers to all my latinx brothers out there

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's an average size snack in America

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so too is it in korea

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nikokado Avocado mogs every single muckbanger

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ketchup on nugs
            frick off

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the frick is wrong with her nostrils?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nose job to make it pointy, so they cut the base off, which exposed the nostrils dramatically.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            how many fries do you think she can fit up her nose?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't eaten in 36 hours for the first time ever I unironically want to actually eat all that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        $73.99

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All I had for dinner was a bag of chipotle beef jerky and root beer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rate my Valentine's dinner.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beers before hoes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        crisp vitamin R

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks plastic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking american piece of shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I pity your pancreas

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have wasted my life

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will turn 36 later this month. Don't worry, you haven't wasted your life as much as I have.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        43 here.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Advice from an old man (34).

    Get a girlfriend in your 20s. You can't even imagine how grim is the dating world in your mid 30s. Worn down roasties, single mothers, obese women, completely hysterical c**ts that treat a date like a job interview. The possibility of love simply disappears. They know the end their fertile days is nigh and they just want a yes man that gets them pregnant. Last date, the b***h wanted me to take that 13 personalities test in front of her to see if we were compatible. If you don't find love in your 20s, it's over for you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what you're saying is if I'm already 31 I should start doing picrel (owning a cat).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. He’s assuming you’ll be dating your age, which isn’t the case. You’re going to be dating younger women because most of them are looking for older men. I’m a manlet who is an 8 when I’m at my absolute max shape, and I have never dated a single woman older than me. The truth is in your thirties things get easier. It’s the 40’s when your age actually starts to show that you start getting odd looks from people at the club.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just going to get the cat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're an incel blackpill homosexual and you're fooling no one. Get help, and don't give up anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're in denial that the modern age has been rife with the ahrimanic impulse of anti-romanticism. At the moment, it's nearly impossible to gain a connection outside of dating apps and social media.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >27
      is it over? suddenly people my age are getting fricking married.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you ever have to ask if it's over, it's over.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have a few years left but you should really prioritize it over your career. You have the rest of your life to wageslave/neet but at most only about 4-5 years to find someone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not over yet but time goes by pretty fast. Soon you'll realise most single women you come across, well, they have a 3 year old half white half black creatura

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have a few years left but you should really prioritize it over your career. You have the rest of your life to wageslave/neet but at most only about 4-5 years to find someone

          yeah I was in the too young to settle down mindset and I blinked and I'm almost fricking 30. The single women I know are either still to young or already desperate in their 30s.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            there is no such thing as a woman who's "too young". like what are you waiting for? her to frick other men? how many men does she have to frick before you think she's ready for you to settle down with?

            t. every guy in my family married a younger girl with a 10+ year age gap, all successful life-long marriages.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is it over? suddenly people my age are getting fricking married.
        >27
        This Chad is 27 and going on blind dates with 22 year olds. It's never over. Not until you say it is.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          WTF. I wanna see more of this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's a qt. Would marry and have armless kids with.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bros...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
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            Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gotta give her a hand, she really has charisma despite her impairment.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gotta give her a hand

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the footjobs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's still got all the important parts intact. Only thing you need to find out is if her lack of arms is hereditary or an accident. I don't have a problem breeding a cute armless girl but I don't want armless kids.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >breeding
            Good luck doing 100% of the childrearing, dipshit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you want to live with impairment like this? We dont have Deus Ex like implants yet and wont have in next 15-20 years. Id rather die

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd definitely have gone in for a handshake upon meeting her, and fricked it all up straight away

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spend my 20s failing college and NEETing without leaving my room
      >watching tv, playing video games and browsing the internet distracted me from my life
      >now with 32 got burnt out on all of that and suddenly want to leave the computer and talk to people and experience love
      >but I have no life experience, no qualifications, no job and no money

      How the frick do I get out of this mess I made?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        be glad you are still alive and able to do many things. it's never too late to make changes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks pretty hopeless for you. You should start with trying to deal with your mental health. Therapy and medication may help you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        get a job where you can socialize with your coworkers, thatll help you learn to talk to people, worked for me and I went from a virgin all HS to flirting nicely with a different girl every year in addition to regular casual conversation that feels nice too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I managed to get a job, my 2nd only one and I am 30. Never had a gf but girls flirt with me a ton and find me attractive and also think I'm like 22.

        The only thing is I'm 30 and don't know how to drive a car. So when girls start showing interest in me I frick myself over and start ruining everything cause in the back of my head I'm thinking "if I ask her out and she says yes where the frick do we go and how do I explain I don't drive"
        It just feels like it would be a turnoff to 99% of girls

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe she's a moderator (male) of r/frickcars

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then learn to drive.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The only thing is I'm 30 and don't know how to drive a car. So when girls start showing interest in me I frick myself over and start ruining everything cause in the back of my head I'm thinking "if I ask her out and she says yes where the frick do we go and how do I explain I don't drive"
          >It just feels like it would be a turnoff to 99% of girls
          Literally and unironically me except I turn 30 in a few months. This is mental self-savotage but I guess we can only blame ourselves.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to school. I was in a similar position when I turned 30. I already liked tech so I went for computer science. 4 years later I'm working as an entry level programmer. You can do anything you set your mind to.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you tried wage slaving at a nice upper class grocery store. no specific reason. it just really feels good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Worn down roasties, single mothers, obese women, completely hysterical c**ts that treat a date like a job interview
      it's already like this in my twenties

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a 5000 year old vampire and I don't sire anyone who can't do a kickflip.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 36, have never had a gf and to my knowledge no woman has ever wanted to be with me. I've only slept with prostitutes, not because I really wanted to but because I needed to finally experience the touch of a woman and because my circumstances had obviously left me feeling undeserving of affection without money being involved. When I was younger I still had hope but now I have none, and there's at least some relief to be found in that. I no longer visit prostitutes either as I feel undeserving of even that and realize what I wanted was love all along (of course). I don't hate or blame women or society, I know it's all my fault.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are an equal amount of men and women on Earth (almost) and if you spent Valentine's Day alone that means a woman out there also spent it alone. Find her, anon. You can do it. She's waiting for you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blackcells stay losing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The reason why most guys are single is because they don't give a shit and they don't actually try

        >I don't have any social hobbies
        >I don't use dating apps
        >I never talk to women
        >I don't know how to flirt

        >why don't I have a gf??? the west has fallen!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick are double the amount of men single compared to women? I know chads rotate b***hes but don't tell me they actually maintain relationships with more than one woman. I used to think it was younger girls dating older men but that data doesn't suggest that.
        If we really reversed to cave men polygamy I'm fricking done.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but don't tell me they actually maintain relationships
          At my hottest I had 4 b***hes at the ready if I wanted to go out.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          dont trust these stats

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't even imagine how grim is the dating world in your mid 30s. Worn down roasties, single mothers, obese women, completely hysterical c**ts that treat a date like a job interview. The possibility of love simply disappears.
      Guess I'll just date girls in their twenties, then.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically I've been with a few people since I turned 20 two years ago and I can confidently say I cannot fall in love or feel any sort of romantic feelings in a relationship.
      Maybe I'm jaded beyond repair, but considering that I never fell in love during my childhood or teenage years I think its more likely that i'm just broken in that area. I'm apparently very good at acting normal though since none of my previous partners have called me emotionally cold or distant, even though it would be the truth.

      In a way its liberating since being alone truly wouldn't bother me but its also kind of sad since I'll probably never get to experience love. Though I suppose I could cope with just not having met the right one yet.
      >Also its insane how bad virgins are at sex, its by far the worst thing about my current gf. Don't believe the hype around virgins, they're really nothing special.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        people don't want virgins because they think they're good at sex, anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >complaining about a virgin girl being bad at sex
        >needing tyrone to train his future gf how to frick him
        skill issue. spiritually cucked. just train her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This has happened to me 3 times now. Female friend wants to start a relationship with me, I go for it, don't feel any romantic feelings, and lose a friendship when she realizes I'm never going to feel that way about her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Advice from an enlightened man.

      Get a waifu and remain faithful to her forever. That's it. But it only works if you're not a normalgay. If you are - my condolences. Nothing can save you from your suffering but yourself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Get a waifu and remain faithful to her forever.

        Are you talking about an anime waifu? Because I got an actress waifu and THAT is crazily enough what made me realize how fricked my life is and how I need to start changing things ASAP. I am not on social media and don't interact with anyone so I can easily waste months just on the computer without realizing how fricked that is. But then I see pictures of her with her friends and doing stuff and it makes me feel rightfully ashamed for not having anything going for myself and wasting my time. Even if she will forever be out of my reach I want to at least turn into someone she wouldn't totally be disgusted by.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >an anime waifu?
          Not necessarily. Any 2D one would do. 3D is a fallen realm, sadly. To achieve enlightenment one must abandon this doomed real in favor of the lower dimension. Asceticism and stoicism is key. Idealism is the path to the root. And nothing is more ideal than your waifu.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you even find yourself in a date with someone who cares about a personality test?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not up to you thoughever, its face and height

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should be able to date younger moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      35, and I’m rotating ‘love’ from 5 different girlfriends aged 19-24.
      Do yourself a favor and drop the ‘LOOOVE’ shit the Hollywood factory wants you to swallow, that’s why you’re miserable and sad my dude

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this. Somehow its easier to get younger women if youre a bit older than if youre their age range

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking valentines

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Means nothing, don't even care.
      I keep forgetting until frickers on here keep reminding me about it, yet again.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are an equal amount of men and women on Earth (almost) and if you spent Valentine's Day alone that means a woman out there also spent it alone. Find her, anon. You can do it. She's waiting for you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed post

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed post

      But all the women I meet make me want to throttle them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon is saint valentine reincarnated.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This logic only works if you assume everyone is monogamous.
      In reality, multiple women can (and do) date the same Chads, leaving large amounts of men alone with no options.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chad is fricking multiple women, but he's not a boyfriend to multiple women, at least not usually. Monogamy is 99% of all relationships. You have a point though. The girl who is single on Valentine's Day might be a huge bawd, not good enough to be Chad's girlfriend, and too used up to be wanted by anon. Regardless, there's a good girl out there for you, anon. I know it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >8 am gets up for Valentine's breakfast with Becky followed by a quick bang at her house
          >Noon, Chad meets Debby for Valentine's lunch, then has a quick bang at her apartment
          >4 pm Chad meets up with Tammy and Mary, the bi girls for an at home Valentine's brunch and has a threesome for desert
          >7 pm Chad meets up at the fancy restaurant for Valentine's dinner with Stacey then brings her home for a night of sex

          All of those women believe they are in a committed relationship with Chad, well he might not consider a single one of them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is wrong btw, china, india and a couple more ''''global south'''' bricspilled countries have significantly more men than women because the parents kill off their daughters before or right after birth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Healing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're kenough!

  11. 3 months ago
    Dunkaccino

    Is it just me or do holidays not feel real anymore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's called getting older with no girlfriend wife or children. So yeah it's not just you.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she's thin
    >her eyes give me butterflies
    >she's taller than me
    >she's white (i'm not 😉
    >she said yes

    it finally happened for me today Cinemaphile
    webm related, I've fantasized about having a tall thin white girlfriend, and it's now true.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/10 try harder

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, I'm not trolling. we've known each other for a while now and I finally got the courage to ask her out today. it was wonderful.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, enjoy your used goods prostitute.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            All dudes LARPing. As real as porn comments. bawds exist but they don't post about it on fricking reddit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can literally look through their histories and learn that they're real females who exist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, I'm not trolling. we've known each other for a while now and I finally got the courage to ask her out today. it was wonderful.

      good work king
      Im also a brownoid who wants a tall gf

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAGMI bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A girl that pretty would never want a mutt like me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno she seems pretty stupid

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Another valentines without the AT&T roastie snuggling up against my chest
    God fricking damn it…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haunted pussy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hunted pussy

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna watch I wanna eat your pancreas. A friend who is an anime connaisseur recommended it to me for Valentine. There is aive action though. I might consider watching that version

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally just nicholas sparks "love interest is dying of cancer" tier shit in anime form.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did anons do today? I ate Indian food and binged Hazbin Hotel to see what the hype was (5/10 but the songwriters are definitely good at their jobs)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same thing I do everyday Pinky.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I worked a 10 hour shift at a restaurant, came home, heated up leftovers and played video games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hit back at the gym after work
      >treated myself to qdoba and 2 non alcoholic bud lights
      Yup

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *hits shimmer pipe*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      0:08
      Jesus, she fly so close to the sun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poundable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know in 1-2 years she’s gonna be trooooouble

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I want a daughter so fricking bad
      There is nothing as cute on this existence as a little girl.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All I want is to have a sweet, little pretty girl, who I will dubly name Crystal
        >Crystal. A name which sounds silimar to mine but it has a nice ring to it. And it is also silimar to the illustrious metal that is mined from the Earth's ground

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >silimar
          >metal
          girls named crystal all grow up to be strippers, prostitutes, and porn stars, btw.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >giving a girl a non biblical name
          It's like you wanted her to be a stripper

          • 3 months ago
            [email protected]

            >thinking a biblical name is going to stop her from getting Black personed in college

            you aren't gonna make it champ

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >.t father of a luna
              cope and seethe, your grandkids will be black

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        25, virgin here. Not kissless though, in fact I had the opportunity to get closer with some girls thanks to dating apps (since I have little chance of meeting people otherwise) but I was always the one to cut the relationship short since I have unusually high standards, apparently.

        My main concern is not having a wife and kids before my grandparents die, they always say they've been wanting to see me have a family, and I am scared to death of disappointing them (they were basically my parents growing up). If there are no good wife prospects and the world is full of more prostitutes than I can cope with, I think I'll just adopt or find a surrogate mother to birth my children for me. Children was always the goal, I love kids and I want to make them happy. I want to raise them to be happier than I ever was, I want them to have the childhood that I was deprived of. I want to raise them to be good, righteous, and productive. Unlike me.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah haha thanks anon have a good one too

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is this stickied?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a Valentine's Day with a girlfriend for the first time in my life...she is black

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These Okcupid b***hes from like 10 years ago flooding me with texts asking why we never got married. Valentine's Day really is just the worst for everyone

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have no hope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have nothing but hope

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt know it was valentines day til like 6pm and then after someone told me I forgot tell my literal gf of almost 10 years happy valentines. Just told her in bed she was satisfied.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't you make it up with her anyway? Would that be too nice of you and it would trigger her anti-nice guy instincts?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual mod deleted the last thread that was made earlier in the afternoon

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been catching myself entertaining romantic thoughts towards my best friend. This didn't used to happen, but we're both in college and have such bad luck dating people it almost feels natural that it would eventually so I don't blame myself. Except, she's bi and has this moronic fantasy that a woman is going to sweep her off her feet. There's a lesbian speed dating event I might try and convince her to go to tomorrow. She's also told me she loves me out of nowhere the last two times we parted but I know she just means it in that brotherly way girls do. God I hope she gets a girlfriend soon she's so stupid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a lesbian speed dating event I might try and convince her to go to tomorrow.
      Ah. Landwhales pretending they don't want a boyfriend because they can't get one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah she's not fat. I think a lot of women this generation were tricked into believing men are inherently crypto-rapists and woman love is more pure or something. Idk I blame tiktok. I didn't know what a "sapphic" was until a year ago. It's legitimately bizarre the way she conceptualizes women, and would be beyond creepy if it were a dude doing it

        That's rough. I can't tell if we're in a stand off where we both feel tension and are just waiting for the other to confess or if I'm imagining things. Leaning towards imagining things so I don't slip into "I can save her" territory although she is physically attractive and not dykey looking. I'm fine just watching football and kino with her and going out occasionally but get dude brain and think "wait, why aren't we having sex"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Second was meant for

          Holy frick are you me my best friend was this dyke but eventually she tried to frick me but later she trooned out and killed herself

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >. I think a lot of women this generation were tricked into believing men are inherently crypto-rapists and woman love is more pure or something. Idk I blame tiktok
          that's exactly right. Bi normie girls are just feminists that don't hate men enough yet. Women unironically believe women are incapable of evil. A man can be a killer, a rapist and an abuser, but women have a built in innocence/non culpability.
          Just look at how the media never reports on women killing their husbands. When they do, the husband is assumed to be a woman beater.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick are you me my best friend was this dyke but eventually she tried to frick me but later she trooned out and killed herself

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm unlovable, except maybe for God, dogs and horses. I'm ok with that.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did mods stick this post?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do black people celebrate Valentine's Day?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coworker got me a little stuffed animal and some candy. I feel okay.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my dinner. Shake Shack hamburger. I ate 2 of these and a milkshake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty jealous not gonna lie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Juicy

        thats some weak ass bacon, needs to be more crispy imo senpai

        It was my first time trying Shake Shack. The hamburgers were really good. Fries were okay.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          never even heard of them, where are they located

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's based in New York. Smash burgers and hot dogs

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              is new york even real. ive been there, and im not sure

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is real

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Juicy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats some weak ass bacon, needs to be more crispy imo senpai

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    May not have a date but I’ve got this guy next to me, a few beers and some kino on the tv after a long day. Count your blessings fellas

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember to tongue the frenulum, homosexual, and dont forget to say no homo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      saved

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did it go wrong for you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Birth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Let's look at them stats:

        >Short
        >Brown
        >Poor
        >Ugly
        >Autistic
        >Anti social parents

        Kek, beyond over.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What country ? Saw the ugliest motherfrickers get laid in latam

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            UK

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao get back to your own country then, maybe you will have better luck

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm mixed race, third generation (dad born in UK too).

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You will never belong sorry. The anglocucks deserve mutts like you, but still.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Let's look at them stats:

        >Short
        >Brown
        >Poor
        >Ugly
        >Autistic
        >Anti social parents

        Kek, beyond over.

        Look at the real stats
        >Mortal
        >Limited
        >Compassionate
        Humans love despite being aware of everything's death. We set ourselves up for suffering, but there's no changing it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          right. why can't our parents tell us the truth when we're young?
          >i brought you into this world for purely selfish reasons
          >i wanted a child, my parents wanted grandchildren
          >you are doomed to suffer and die, as are those you will come to hold dear
          >nothing can ever be done about this
          >if you want to enjoy what value you may find in this world come to accept this first
          gen x parents sought to shelter their children so immensely that existential crisis became unbearable

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            why do zoomers think they're so special? every generation has to deal with this. there's no magic words that will prepare you for it.
            you can cope and mope like true detective or do what normal people do: push it to the back of your mind and try to have some fun.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >why do zoomers think they're so special?
              No religious upbringing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was always kind of a lonely autist, but I think the breaking point was when I got transferred to a different college after my first semester.
      Turns out 90% of everything is luck. In one semester, I had a group of friends and through them, went out on dates with two girls, one of which I made out with. When I got to the other college, I never really made friends so getting a gf was impossible. Honestly, if I managed to frick that girl at least once, 90% of my hatred towards myself would be gone. I don't want a gf. I don't even want sex all that much, but I just won't stop feeling like an overgrown child, inferior to everybody I speak with until I get laid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I made the stupid mistake thinking I will be able to go through life alone. I thought I will enjoy shitposting, watching youtube videos, tv, video games forever and that talking to people is a waste of time when the internet exists.

      Now I'm bored of all these things but I have no idea how to enter the social world now. I need a social skill college course and internship.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will get bored of social activities far faster if you dont get constant validation. You will miss your current lifestyle fast.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if you dont get constant validation

          what exactly do you mean by that?

          I don't want to be praised or anything I just want to talk and keep up with what's going in each others lives instead of the isolated posts you make on the internet with no context to your life that get ignored 99% of the time anyways

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah so you just want chitchat more or less. You can get an endless supply of that with normalhomosexuals, I dont know go work or something, hobbies nowadays are full of self contained groups.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > tfw the ships have sailed long ago and you never left shore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I hit my head after slipping on ice at 7 and began developing schizophrenia at 14 as a result

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mom refused to let me socialize or go to public school because she didn't want me being part of the "secular world". My one regret is she still has a relationship with my oldest sibling so she won't have to die knowing 3/3 of her kids hate her guts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I finished highschool I went full NEET.
      Now I'm 26 and never had a job, and a complete social autist with no life experience. I wouldn't even know where to begin to fix my shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      being born a sub5 male

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You guys sure go a long way to make yourselves feel sad. Like there isn't enough sorrow to go around for everyone regardless of some Disney fairy tale romance.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      being born a sub5 male

      I made it bros. I was like this before, but it's possible.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Height?
        Hairline status?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          5'6
          norwood 2

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >new IP

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          1,77 meters
          Around 60 kl
          (I'm not American and I refuse to use anything but the metric system).

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile - Female Brained homosexuals Whining About Their Fricking Pathetic And Uninteresting Lifes Instead Of Talking About Television & Film

    Christ, don't you guys come here to get away from your troubles by talking about movies? Why are you such normalgays?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Female Brained
      there are only 2 sexes and frick ups with chromosomes
      stop letting trannies live in your brain stop looking at troony porn

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't mean literally but the way people talk and think in this thread reeks of female-like entitlement. Not a single ounce of testosterone to be found and acceptance that you did what you thought was right at the time, but you fricked up, accepting and moving on. Christ, I'm getting insane second hand embarrassment. I have tons of regrets but I fail to see how coming here and wallowing in a circlejerk will help me. It's mental masturbation that mostly females engage in.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Entitlement? What the frick are you even talking about? Stupid homosexual.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What did you expect out of life? Either you're born special or you're not but even that is debatable. All humans are equally worthless and nobodies at the end.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and acceptance that you did what you thought was right at the time, but you fricked up, accepting and moving on

          I just don't feel like I had agency. I remember KNOWING that I will regret not doing anything, reading quotes like "better to suffer the pain of discipline than regret" or "imagine meeting the person you could have been" and yet doing something just felt painfully difficult. It's like with procrastination. Every time I tell myself "why would I wait until the last moment this is so stressful next time I start right away" only to fast forward to another moment where I waited until the last moment. It feels like there is a past me who is a different me who keeps sabotaging my life.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that only chicks care about valentine's day because they're so easy to market to?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's a holiday to trick goys into spending more.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    QUICKLY! claim your Cinemaphile waifu before its too late

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bee yourself!
    fat? no problem girls love teddy bears
    incel shutin nerd gamer? Girls love mysterious gamer boys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He will live to regret his insolence.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat, ugly guys with cute slim white girls really gets me off.

  39. 3 months ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    I hate my ex.

    • 3 months ago
      Craig T. Nelson

      b***h shoulda been be ded.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How it feels like for having a gf bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      having a girlfriend is a pussy tax

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda sucks, feels like alcoholism. Feels good when you're drunk (cuddling/fricking) but you know that in the morning you're going to wake up hungover (she planned your weekend for you, needs money because she makes less than you, wants to know why you haven't done laundry)

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when real life and the internet were two separate things? Those were good times.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dated a 9/10 half black girl and she was just like this. of course she also had BPD so I dropped her at the first sign of her losing interest before she could inevitably cuck me, but it was amazing while it lasted.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine a world where women aren't crazy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          my suspension of belief does not stretch that far.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just curious, how big is your wmbf folder?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            less than 2GB

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who was phone? Literally, whi was recording?

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A hundred years or so ago some guy chased all the snakes out of Ireland and now I gotta be ashamed about being single
    S M H

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you all had a nice valentine's day with the missus. We went to a nice Georgian restaurant, very good food and wine. Now it's back to discussing kino lads.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >29 years old
    >zero friends
    >touchless khv
    >dead parents
    >no degree, never worked a proper job
    >pale as frick 5'8" chud manlet

    Without my country's welfare I would unironically be dead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much do you get in welfare and which county? Are you in Europe?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        rent + utilities paid + 550 €
        germany

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just get a younger girl, as in 18 to early 20s or a foreigner, we more or less have the same stats you moron.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            DId you not read the part about having literally zero friends, social contacts and being an ugly manlet?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stupid c**t I am an ugly manlet too, unless youre a pale shitskin brown women will fall for you. Just clean up your act a little bit, get fit enough and dont sperg out. Germany, and the rest of the western world, has a twisted view of who is sexually desireable. Go out of this area and you will get as many women and more self confidence as you want. I wouldnt recommend chinks, but thats type preference. If you take latinas, dont go for obviously Black person mixed ones. Also be prepared to lead in the relationship if you choose one, cant be a beta b***h with a latina or she will eat you up. Also dont get fooled by golddiggers, shit like that happens too often to morons.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hey just muddy your bloodline you stupid goy
                >western world (white people) only desire other white people reeee
                i wonder who could be behind this post

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bloodline
                Are you a vampire?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not even saying to make babies with them, thats how we got latam and the US anyway. But it would be good for that moron to get some self confidence going, and thats where it is easiest to start.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person I have no money and zero social contacts, how difficult is this to understand?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was able to do it, wtf do you spend your neetbux on ? Was able to save a lot just by not buying stuff apart from groceries. Just search for language exchange websites, theyre all waiting for bwc there.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spent the entire day playing icewind dale and jerking off to anal.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think there's an afterlife? Just imagine you die and you find again all the people you hated. And then God tells you you have to come back to earth and live another life. Give me a break. One life was enough. I'm sick of this shit

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made out with a girl and walked her home from the nightclub but I felt empty and depressed afterwards. It's always like this.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    and a shalom and happy funding israel day to you too, OP.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought "I'm gonna hero" people on Cinemaphile were gays when I was on the cusp of being a normie but since I got fricked over by a corporation, cheated on by a prostitute, and have all my dreams in life dashed before my eyes I honestly don't know how I'm gonna make it another year or two.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont be silly. no matter how bad things are, your life will always be better than 95% of all of those lives hundreds and thousands of years before yours. you might as well stick around for the day of the rope and get to see politicians, bankers and journalists hung from lamp posts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the day of the rope
        If that doesn't happen within the next year, it's not happening. But yeah I'd love to see that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah dude. its still not bad enough around the world yet. give it another 5 years or so at this decline and we should get there. people are almost at breaking point and you can feel it. but we need legit food and electricity shortages, maybe water shortages for people to snap. people can handle corrupt and evil governments if they can still eat and shower ever day.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it'll happen whenever it happens, as it's been happening for all of human existence. a potential trigger event is obviously on the horizon with the upcoming US election, but it certainly isn't the only potential trigger event.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spent it with my waifu

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having a valentine's dinner with a long-term gf you've been strongly thinking about breaking up with and trying to force interest was an interesting experience. However, she actually was on her best behavior and I ended up having a pleasant time. Maybe she can sense I'm nearly fed up with her shit.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fat, social moronic
    >32 yo virgin
    >good job, making $100K+
    >coworkers always ask me if i am married or have kids

    why am i like this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pushing 30 and I'm at the age where coworkers are starting to pry a little more when they find out I'm single. Early-mid 20s they never cared. I've started to just lie and say I'm recently single when I start a new job.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We all know you're lying, Blake

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I picked my girl up some souvenirs last week in Florida that I gave her for valentines day and she completely gift-mogged me by showing up with flowers, two kissing teddy bears and a card with the nicest note I've ever received from anybody. We spent the evening setting up my home theater setup which was fun, happy valentines day Cinemaphile

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 25 years old and a virgin.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's when I lost it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I knew her for awhile on the internet to be honest. She was a virgin. Don't give up anyway

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was my first valentines actually with a woman it was amazing

    We just drank and fricked all night

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does death just become routine when you get old enough?
    It seems like it does have common characteristics. Empty beds, an empty spot in the house, aids and handicap mechanisms still across the house to help the one who passed during their final years.
    With so many deaths, and if the routine is the same, then why can't I stop crying? Wouldn't I have gotten used to it by now? I just can't stop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.yudkowsky.net/other/yehuda

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i know people have to make a living somehow, but come on

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing in that post is wrong

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    blackpill: incel is a state of mind.

    I was an incel until 8th grade (junior high for you non-burgers). I'm in my late 20s now, and even though I've either had girlfriends or friends with benefits for almost that entire period from pre-teen until now, I still feel like an incel.

    Even when girls act attracted to me, I never feel actually cared for, loved, etc. I have to put on a facade every single fricking day. I know this sounds like I'm bragging or something but it's horrible. Of course I'm glad I have sex, but the feeling fo an incel is still there. It seems like other guys are so easily able to get girls and be actually *wanted*, whereas for me I am the one putting in 99% of the effort, all the time, even when girls seem to be "into" me.

    So I think if you are an incel for any period of time (like I was from around 7-8 age until 11), that incel mentality can't be shaken.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8th grade
      shut the frick up moron lmao. learn to be alone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you physically handicapped, like short or bald ? Even with female attention I feel like a fraud for having certain shortcomings, so its maybe that ?

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Happy Valentines Day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like Tangled
      Didn't like Frozen
      I'm not gay for having watched both

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valentines Day was yesterday, get the frick over it virgin. It's not a big deal, we buy flowers and hope for no nagging for 24 hours

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thread was made yesterday you oblivious newbie

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    saw this movie for the first time yesterday without even realizing that it was valentines day.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeahh...

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >met a great girl this last year
    >we really vibe well
    >started talking and gaming together in November
    >see her at friendsgiving
    >completely lose control and simp out
    >she suddenly stops texting me
    >ignores when I ask to game
    >last night she was conspicuously offline when she's pretty much always logged on
    I fricking blew it bros. I'll never find another one quite like her. Don't be a fricking simping homosexual anons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, what did you do when you lost control and simped out?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stopped acting like a human and just acted weird. Followed her around the whole night, conspicuously hung on every word she said, tried too hard to impress her and agree with her on everything. The list goes on, but generally I was just creepily submissive and obsessive towards her. The only other specific thing I remember was saying "for what it's worth, I think you look great" when she started whining about looking fat in a picture somebody had posted.
        I don't know what the frick I was thinking. Ive never done that before. Imbusually able to keep from acting like that. We stayed up all night drinking and doing coke together, but all we did was sit on the couch and talk until we passed out at 7am. When she woke up a few hours later she left after a quick goodbye. Ever since then she barely talks to me.
        Everybody else that was there has told me I was trying way too hard to impress her. If I could have reeled it back a bit I wouldn't be in this mess.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry to hear that man, hopefully she warms back up to you. Or if not, hopefully you can refrain from engaging simp mode next time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you made a friend and then fricked it up by confessing love

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm inclined to believe this. My current theory is that she saw I'm into her by how much of a spaz I was and she decided to cut me off rather than actually reject me directly.
        Even if she was at all interested I acted like a total moron and probably killed whatever minor attraction there may have been.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unrequited attraction isn't friendship and settling for it as though it is will destroy you.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once you understand the true nature women, why would you ever want one in your life?

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time a girl shows visible attraction to me, I just try to avoid her in order not to embarrass myself. That's right, I sabotage myself because of impulsive assurance the I'd make the wrong move. Just can't help myself trying to actively avoid someone that probably likes me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women become really stupid when they are infatuated and overlook many character flaws of the person they are attracted to. You could pull it off.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Problem this that she's my colleague. If it goes south, everyone in the building will probably know. But yeah, I'll try to improve.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but I'm also disgusted at myself so I would feel bad/embarassed if a girl shows signs of attraction towards me

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is the thread stickied

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Showed this kino to my girl for the first time, she absolutely loved it

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just too autistic to ever be happy.
    All I want is to be together with my actress waifu who is out of my reach. I don't care for anything else.
    Maybe i keep desiring things I can't get so I don't have to put in effort. But it's not like I'm happy living like this so idk if that makes sense. I don't even get any gratification from complaining since no one can relate to my autistic desires.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never meet a nice, nurturing woman and raise children together WITH THAT ATTITUDE

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be a race designed to grow up in and live with the same group of people all life

    >transfer between three different primary school
    >go to just one high school, good times
    >everyone splits up afterwards
    >go to college
    >split up again
    >take a two year long course
    >lol split

    i have known a lot of people but only have three friends now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Three friends is more than most for men normie

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm reading this thread after I used to post in things like this a year ago but I scored a 9/10 trad girlfriend who looks like prime Sharon Stone

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >had a hookup set up for vday
    >waited around in the city and she didn’t text back
    >go home
    >a soon as I get home she texts me apologizing and telling me she fell asleep and if I’m still in the city
    >tell her no I’m home and I’m not driving back an hour to the city
    >she said she’ll make it up to me tomorrow
    >today she says she’s not sure if she’s free tonight maybe another day

    Feels bad man, this is the 4th time I’ve almost had sex this year. It’s getting tiring

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bother. She likes the idea of meeting a man but doesn't want to commit. Gay guys do the same thing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I must be finding the wrong women because I’ve had more almost-sex moments than actual sex in the last 6 months

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start unexpected thing with girl
    >she’s just out of a LTR
    >i’m a few years older, known her since she was in HS
    >spend all sorts of time together
    >she’s out of town indefinitely
    only option is to wait until she reaches out. she had a smothering bf before and i have to be cool and give her space. i guess i’m the betting favorite atm but frick i just have to wait and see what she wants. hate this shit but i guess life’s like that

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I cope with the fact that I will never experience what is a core human need and experience?

    I just find it messed up that I only get this one life and I have to live it in this prison of a body. I will never know what it's like to be normal and live effortlessly without your mind inventing problems for you 24/7.

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