Lemme guess, to frick Ivy in space and be alone with her. That’s all these modern plots are about. Harley and Ivy have no character outside of one another’s pussies.
OK, that is meant to look like a dick. So they're starting it off dumb, then.
Let's review the space scene that they're probably road tripping through.
- Green Lantern. Planet Oa, place of law and order.
Hawkgirl of planet Thanagar. Bird people, hell yeah.
The Vega system, which has Starfire's planet and the planet of beef beast muscle men bad guys. Remember that the first Robin was supposed to marry Starfire.
Apocalypse the depression and slavery planet.
Krypton (destroyed), place where you can get enough green kryptonite to buy your own cruise ship. Also free superman t-shirts if you don't mind wearing someone else's laundry.
Starro, starfish of no planet, mind control and tentacles. Lobo, of no planet, snow white skin, wants beer, hookers, and ultraviolence.
Braniac, of Colu, of no planet, green skin, super smart but always loses.
>two lesbians riding a huge wiener
What did they mean by this?
The act of sex cannot exist without a man
>The act of sex cannot exist without a man
So two chicks - no sex.
Two guys - double sex.
Gotcha.
>Lesbian bed death
>Higher infidelity rate than straights
Sex is merely the act of a penis penetrating an orifice.
So gay sex is still usually just single sex because it's a penis going inside one hole.
>So gay sex is still usually just single sex because it's a penis going inside one hole.
Not if you’re docking.
gay 69 solves that issue
yes
Yes
Genuinely the type of shit I’d prefer she did more often.
>dyke shit
Genuinely the type of shit I wish they’d do less often.
penis mysterious. penis hilarious.
plus harley is a big fan of the phrase suck my dick, anatomically incorrect as it would be
they are bi, both had a serious relationship with a men.
>We're bisexuals!
penises look funny
>What did they mean by this?
It's a lesbian/pegging thing. You wouldn't understand.
>Colonel, you better take a look at this radar
why a SpaceX spoof when the rocket clearly looks like a New Shepard? Bezos even looks like Lex
Zaslav does not care about the rights of Amazon workers
Because it wouldn't have sold the "Space Lex" joke.
>already hit the "protag goes to space" part of the seasonal rot
i know they didn't have much to work with but damn
Technically Harley went to space in season 2 via Mother Box.
Daffy Duck was right about Lex.
Lemme guess, to frick Ivy in space and be alone with her. That’s all these modern plots are about. Harley and Ivy have no character outside of one another’s pussies.
Hopefully The Mighty Endowed makes her animated debut this season (assuming there isn't going to be another one after this).
She seems like an obvious pick for this show. We already got Codpiece and Snowflame is showing up this season.
Got room for one more?
Wongburger!
OK, that is meant to look like a dick. So they're starting it off dumb, then.
Let's review the space scene that they're probably road tripping through.
- Green Lantern. Planet Oa, place of law and order.
Hawkgirl of planet Thanagar. Bird people, hell yeah.
The Vega system, which has Starfire's planet and the planet of beef beast muscle men bad guys. Remember that the first Robin was supposed to marry Starfire.
Apocalypse the depression and slavery planet.
Krypton (destroyed), place where you can get enough green kryptonite to buy your own cruise ship. Also free superman t-shirts if you don't mind wearing someone else's laundry.
Starro, starfish of no planet, mind control and tentacles. Lobo, of no planet, snow white skin, wants beer, hookers, and ultraviolence.
Braniac, of Colu, of no planet, green skin, super smart but always loses.
just when you think DC can't get anymore cringe