>Harry gulped as the scent of fried dog wafted down the corridor. "Not now!" He moaned. "Mhrry, whas wrng?" Hermione asked around a mouthful of wiener. Harry withdrew his member from her lips with a soft popping sound but it was too late. "Hally, what are doing?" gibbered Cho Change, her bound feet clattering on the flagstones in wooden sandals. "Why did she have to be stretching her legs now?" Thought Harry.
yeah I would have insane yellow fever if she talked to me
also scottish accent takes her to 11/10
based JK knows her (white male) audience. going with friend's younger sister is also a based pairing
>be in school in Scotland >cute Chinese girl round the corner inexplicably likes me >asks me to dance at the school dance >turn her down because muh oneitis and probably also nerves >she starts begging >no
Anon, if I never had the sweetest child, I would ask you to go back in time and kill me
I wanted to be a chaste gentleman. Every year I actually just get more and more horny, lusty, and degenerate. I was lying to myself about what I really am.
>Thomas is the inly one there that fully JUSTed.
To be fair the poor guy did have to peroxide his hair for a decade straight. It was never going to survive that level of chemical warfare.
They did miss a lot out of the books in the films but I don't know if adding it back in will improve it. Also there's now 0% chance Hermione isn't going to be black. Should have just done Marauders or founders era instead.
>marry asian
>join voldemort
>Literal bald spot
Yellow fever homosexuals are delusional
>she only talked under a mind-controll spell impossible to resist.
>she is still casted aside from the good guys gang anyway.
>casted
>casted
lol ohhh you "maded" a mistake, ESL-kun
speaking your own language is nothing to be proud about
neither is a lack of eloquence in another
If down's syndrome women were skinny they'd look better than asian women.
eyeing that special girl who you'd like to stuff with your dick and some slim fast?
they like candy too much
Skinny like so?
This b***h was all hung up on Cedric, Harry did the right thing by pumping and dumping.
>Harry gulped as the scent of fried dog wafted down the corridor. "Not now!" He moaned. "Mhrry, whas wrng?" Hermione asked around a mouthful of wiener. Harry withdrew his member from her lips with a soft popping sound but it was too late. "Hally, what are doing?" gibbered Cho Change, her bound feet clattering on the flagstones in wooden sandals. "Why did she have to be stretching her legs now?" Thought Harry.
>her bound feet clattering on the flagstones in wooden sandals
lmao
You're god damn right he did
what does she look like now though
because they follow traditions, something your muttified hellscape will never have
this is her now
She really doesn't suit short hair.
alright time to close the thread.
>it's real
jesus
brutal
i suppose there is a hint of cuteness behind those eyes.....
yeah I would have insane yellow fever if she talked to me
also scottish accent takes her to 11/10
based JK knows her (white male) audience. going with friend's younger sister is also a based pairing
Akshually it's your friend's younger sister < asian girl < your own sister thoughever
>be in school in Scotland
>cute Chinese girl round the corner inexplicably likes me
>asks me to dance at the school dance
>turn her down because muh oneitis and probably also nerves
>she starts begging
>no
Anon, if I never had the sweetest child, I would ask you to go back in time and kill me
my yellow fever was so bad I couldn't even look within 30 degrees of them
i know how you feel bro
I wanted to be a chaste gentleman. Every year I actually just get more and more horny, lusty, and degenerate. I was lying to myself about what I really am.
Yep, he should've had a collective of women.
>one asian witch in the entire series
>name her Ching Chong
JK was and is savage
I still think Seamus Finnegan, the single Irishman who does nothing but blow things up the whole series is more ridiculous than that
The men, for comparison.
I like how you used totally dishonest pictures of 3.
Daniel looks fine and Rupert retired to run an ice cream truck. Thomas is the inly one there that fully JUSTed.
>Thomas is the inly one there that fully JUSTed.
To be fair the poor guy did have to peroxide his hair for a decade straight. It was never going to survive that level of chemical warfare.
twink death is so grim
do you think the harry potter television reboot will be good
They did miss a lot out of the books in the films but I don't know if adding it back in will improve it. Also there's now 0% chance Hermione isn't going to be black. Should have just done Marauders or founders era instead.