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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't they have a hardening magic spell

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hardening, enlarging, you name it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hardening magic spell
      BENUS ERECTALIS!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wingardium leviozza

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >property of wood? That's happening to me RIGHT NOW. Gasp! Pubertus...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      VIAGRUS!

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to realize Ginny has hit the wall hard now because she is a British female

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet erectile dysfunction only means he finds her disgusting and cant force himself to bone her anymore

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Erectile Dysfinction is the male SIDS best kept secrets of the sexes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The best kept secret of the sexes/best successful gaslighting of all time was women convincing men that women are just born with roast beef flaps lmao. It’s the equivalent of if gay dudes tried to convince everyone that having prolapsed buttholes doesn’t mean they were shoving things up there, and everyone buying it. Like I’ve roast beefed a pussy with mine own wiener, I’ve seen it happen in real time over the course of a few years. I’ve seen cam models roast beef themselves with dildos over time. It’s just so funny women convinced men it isn’t evidence of anything.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is this true? Some girls have flaps from young age. Giant flaps. I'm sure you can kinda make a vagene roast beef with a girthy schlong but I believe some girls just born big and flappy.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well genetics play a factor in literally everything, so of course that’s part of it. Also things are happening to some girls earlier then you’d be comfortable thinking about sadly. I mean I’m not saying you can look at a chicks flaps and calculate how much sex she’s had, esp considering a dildo she used herself would have a similar effect. But if a woman is rocking an Arby’s sandwich, she’s had dicks or dick shaped objects up there, a lot. There’s just no way around it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The level of roastie a girl is, is based 95% of genetics unless she's truly stretched herself out with some monstrous toys, like the one girl who dated this guy who was into that so she slowly worked herself up to those toys that are no joke thicker than your arm and she said she was completely ruined basically then he broke up with her lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because she is a British female
      i dunno id frick jkr

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      "Erectile dysfunction" doesn't exist. It's just an excuse that middle aged men use to explain why they can't get it up for their post-wall hag wives anymore.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah it's a common complication of circumcision. who knew that flaying half the skin off someone's dick and turning an internal organ into an external one would be bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best girl still looks decent.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dick stops working
      >ginny finds out it's because she hit the wall, has a face full of crags and hasn't put out in years
      >harry goes to hogwarts to work as a caretaker
      >meets one of the older students
      >the fresh flesh give him a diamond hard cutting tool in his trousers
      >ginny is dropped, she takes him to court for gibs but the judge rightly rules that she now qualifies as a roastie
      >ginny turns to writing to console the fact that her biological use on this earth has ended
      >HP spends his day balls deep in pristine veganas and is a new man

      for normal females 45 is old and for a feminist 65, lmao

      I bet erectile dysfunction only means he finds her disgusting and cant force himself to bone her anymore

      https://i.imgur.com/003mETb.png

      It means Ginny will cuck him, you overthink stuff

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based, time for her to get that BBW (big, black wand)

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Potter and the Tonic of Virility

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never watch anything made by her. Especially not after what she did.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      u confusing her with Emma Watson? (Who still hasn't apologised)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I will never watch anything made by her. Especially not after what she did.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please put a stop to her before she drives this franchise into the ground? She already irreparably damaged her reputation with her anti-trans comments.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >before she drives this franchise into the ground
      But that's precisely what franchises are for, sweatie. Star Wars, Batman, Rocky, Indiana Jones, Predator, etc. etc. They ALL get every last drop of quality squeezed out of them until there is nothing less. Then they get rebooted.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *until there is nothing left

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can someone please put a stop to her before she drives this franchise into the ground?
      I think that’s precisely the intention by her

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >killing your franchise while you’re alive so moronic israelites and Black folk can’t frick it up after you’ve died
        JK-sama I kneel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She already irreparably damaged her reputation with her anti-trans comments.
      it's the only thing I like about her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That pic is fake you genius

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't care less about harry potter.
      >Her anti trans comments
      What a based woman.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sisisisisi nononono ay la reputamadre y la concha de la lora
    What did Harry mean by this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was learning a new trick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gritty spin off series where Harry and Draco team up to hunt a dangerous wizard in the favelas of Rio di Janeiro and frick 16 year old macaco prosties
      Fund it

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are women only capable of feeling love through sex? How boring.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all they can offer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      women being the "emotional" gender is the greatest fraud ever

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Rowling shlicked it to her own fantasy? If so, which characters? Maybe hermione was a self insert?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ginny is JK's self insert.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. It's Hermione

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have a spell to repair glasses but don't have a spell to harden your wiener? Ridiculous.
    Also if you're experiencing erectile dysfunction in your 30s your diet and lifestyle must be absolutely fricked. That's not something you should be experiencing yet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's a clueless c**t, hates men and was divorced forever which is why she started "writing", so the story goes.
      let's hope ginny has ovarian cancer from not having had children, and dies so Harry can find a younger model.
      maybe hermoione's daughter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro teenagers are fricking getting ED these days

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is wrong with them? Not getting fully hard the first time you're with a new girl and nervous is understandable but you shouldn't be able to not get it up at all, especially as a teenager. My dick didn't stop getting hard at that age. Can they get hard alone with porn or they're not even interested in that?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          estrogen and growth hormones in food, most farm animals are female, so giving them estrogen makes them grow bigger, so men are being dosed with crazy amounts of female hormones, they aren't that effective because they're designed for non-humanoids, and the human body naturally seeks to compensate and adapts to certain amounts of estrogen or testosterone, but when its relentless the body tends to suffer over time.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is why I only eat organic chicken breast and fish.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unless you own your personal farm, the store bought chicken you eat is constantly raised and fed antibiotics while the fish is bred artificially. Neither of those things in large quantities are healthy and good for the human digestive system.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I live in Europe so when they say its organic it's just raised on untreated grain or caught from the ocean. It's the law.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are being played. Nothing is organic only what you grow. Except you can't grow shit anymore as pests and mega plant disease lurking every corner so you can't grow shit without dipping everything, even your chickens in pesticides.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I live in Europe too, the best part of EU actually. As in the non pozzed extreme globohomosexual nato west. Just because they write "pasture raised or whatever organic buzzword" on the chicken it doesn't mean anything. They can write "raised on untreated grain" but it doesn't mean anything other than they just fed the chicken untreated grain with the rest of the goyslop they raise livestock on. They can write "raised outside" but that can mean they were let outside on the last day before getting butchered. Anything that has to do with food production, anything that you get from your local supermarkets is 100% processed, done and paid for by lobbyists that don't give a shit about you or your health. There are legal loopholes to absolutely everything and you cannot trust your government to supply the population with completely fresh and natural food. If I were to buy fish for example, I'd buy fresh from locals. Same for livestock. Chances are you live near a farmer's market outside your city that you can go to, go there instead. Get your food from real people, not supermarkets. Real food doesn't exist in the big city. Best you can do is either have your own production or limit your consumption, as in eat chicken once a week instead of once a day. Each time you eat chicken, you eat the antibiotics it's been fed in it's muscle fibers, that destroys your gut lining and microbiome. Each time you consume artificially raised fish, which they can say it's raised in the ocean but that can just mean they have a facility in the ocean lol. There are israeli legal loopholes to everything. Be smart about what you put in your body, what you feed your family. It takes a bit of socializing skills but go to real people and get food from local farmers instead.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't listen too much to the negative posters.
                it makes a difference, do shop with locals/markets when possible, it really depends on where you live.
                countryside is usually better.
                anything helps.
                you can taste and feel it in the texture for one.
                cheap watery pink chicken or properly fed chicken, free range eggs vs not, cereal fed or not, can see it in the colour, taste it, the quality of the shell.
                trust your own judgement

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Testosterone levels are wild today. Unironically getting poisoned. Seed oils, microplastics, probably pcbs and pfas but theyre hiding that currently.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    please include common phrases like BBC or BLACKED in your future shitposts so my filter captures them.

    Thanks!

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >last episode Harry tried polyjuice potion to turn into a woman to spice up his sex life and found he and his wife enjoy it
    >this episode Harry gets addicted to sex as a woman and starts trying harder stuff leading to real dicks with real men
    >the marriage is more strained than ever. how will it be saved now? tune in next week

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have polyjuice potion
      >Voldemort trying to kill Harry Potter
      >don't turn Harry Potter into someone else
      >turn everyone else into Harry Potters
      >genius plan
      >bravo Rowling

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There are now only two (2) of the transformed person, making it very obvious who is under polyjuice
        The kino approach would have been him taking on the identity of one of the Weasley twins, one who wasn't there that night. Would have been more interesting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bit gay, lad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >to spice up their sex life, Ginny brings in her brothers

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dick stops working
    >ginny finds out it's because she hit the wall, has a face full of crags and hasn't put out in years
    >harry goes to hogwarts to work as a caretaker
    >meets one of the older students
    >the fresh flesh give him a diamond hard cutting tool in his trousers
    >ginny is dropped, she takes him to court for gibs but the judge rightly rules that she now qualifies as a roastie
    >ginny turns to writing to console the fact that her biological use on this earth has ended
    >HP spends his day balls deep in pristine veganas and is a new man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No harry is a self destructive beta shitter

      settled for ginny

      threw away the chadwand

      what a limp wristed homosexual (not the good dick sucking kind either)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I gotta longbottom hoe call the b***h Neville

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >threw away the chadwand
        he literally said if he died a normal death the chad wand dies with him.
        this opens Rowling up to so many possibilities, it is obviously coming back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When will this happen to me?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the day you start working around palatable females.
        find out where trainee hairdressers hang out and tell them you'll be their new dad and that they can sit on your lap for the drive home.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watch next week
      >Giny screaming at Harry
      >Harry walks down the rainy sctreet, all gloom and doom
      >Cut to Slughorn holding juice in the cup
      >This may help
      >Promo ends with Harry crushing down the dishes in the hitchen
      >Cut to black
      >Avada Kedavra!
      >Only on Fox

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure wizards can just magic their dicks bigger and harder.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ED is commonly caused by pelvic malfunction. If you sit on your ass all day for example. If you don't stretch or exercise at all. It's not just declining testosterone and/or pornography. I had ED at 22 and nothing helped, I went to lift weights and it still didn't help despite checking my T levels in high levels, I got cured only when I started yoga and stretching. Funny enough you never hear indians struggle with ED and if you look for routines on YouTube it's filled with it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what were your symptoms exactly?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tight psoas major and minor muscles. Inflamed pelvic floor tightness from sedentary lifestyle. Pelvic floor is what you're looking for, if you youtube yoga for sex the pajeets got you covered too.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, the problem is that the muscles are tight and blood flow is poor, your penis needs blood to get hard. That's why when you take Viagra or Cialis it relaxes your pelvic floor muscles as one effect.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            glad you found a fix for your problem.
            other anons should note this down for if it happens to them in future.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          interesting. any other signs beyond your dick? change in mood, testicle size, any loss of sensation in the groin in general?
          did you still feel pleasure from other things, eating, pissing/shitting?
          also, did you still have sexual dreams, and did you have morning/daytime spontavneous erections

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Varicocele is also a danger sign. Look it up. If you feel anything else like pain or discomfort in the groin or testicles stop any workout or stretching and see an urologist immediately. I talked to a doctor before doing anything.
            Pleasure from other things? That's beyond my experience. I know ADHD, antidepressants and antipsychotic drugs of any kind act as inhibitors and basically kill your life energy completely. I do not take any drugs and highly advocate against them unless absolutely life or death type of situation.
            If you don't feel anything peeing or you feel numb sitting that's also urologist area, don't think that's normal for a 20-30 yo male. Sometimes a sedentary lifestyle causes nerve numbness for a minute, that's a blood flow issue it's solved with stretches
            Yes I do have sex dreams, but only if I abstain from sexual activity. That's a normal mechanism to combat stress. Before stretching I had none, after rigorous exercise and stretches I started getting them back. Doctors and online sources say it's normal for that to decline with age anyway.
            Also sometimes lower back issues and colon problems, like celiac, crohn, (pre)cancer cells, ulcers etc cause issues with the reproductive system, simply because of their close proximity. Sometimes hormonal disbalance is also an issue, foods you eat etc. Go through an elimination process, for me basic health plan and exercise helped. It's not normal for a 20 yo to take Viagra pills naturally, it's solvable.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks for the detail answer.
              mine started suddenly several years ago and no docs/specialists have helped in the slightest.
              i wasn't sedentary, was quite fit, no drugs, no illnesses. happened from one day to the next, like a hole was drilled in my head and it poured out while I was sleeping.
              read about stretches some years ago, but it is good to know if helped you out.
              i lost all secondary pleasures to 95% as well.
              judt feels like someone cursed me, fricking jk rowling testing her spells

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                just get dick pills, they're great

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they lower sperm production over time, can lead to retinal detachment and so on.
                there were some long term medical study results on them recently released.
                short term it is a fix, but it isn't solving the problem.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                FAMAP, anon

                (find a more attractive partner)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I get them cause I'm crippled, like I literally can't feel my dick. But they're awesome. I go from barely functional to 4 hour frick machine.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what happened man

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Could be psychosomatic, psychological. Could be aneyurism, blood clot, nerve issue in the cervical area of neck. Could be genetic, family history. Could be literally anything man. Stretches and exercises won't hurt you but it sounds like a deeper issue than most people. I'd go to a more expensive private hospital if I can. If you think it's psychological , get into spirituality and religious practices, eastern western doesn't matter. Try to be smart and don't get an added by wellness coaches or other grifters. Try to identify as close as possible what is wrong with you, both physically and mentally. Very specific. It will narrow it down. And if nothing helps, stop resisting it, don't make yourself into a victim. Be grateful for what you have and try to live the best life you can... Try to remember there's people worse off than you right now that aren't giving up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks for the detail answer.
                mine started suddenly several years ago and no docs/specialists have helped in the slightest.
                i wasn't sedentary, was quite fit, no drugs, no illnesses. happened from one day to the next, like a hole was drilled in my head and it poured out while I was sleeping.
                read about stretches some years ago, but it is good to know if helped you out.
                i lost all secondary pleasures to 95% as well.
                judt feels like someone cursed me, fricking jk rowling testing her spells

                Could also be nothing. Life doesn't revolve around sex. Maybe you just don't feel like it? When I go into monk mode and eat just white rice, boiled chicken and brocc for months and talk to noone and do nothing but read I have 0 sex drive. Sit down and think of your wildest fantasy, if you had it right now would you get hard? If your answer is I don't know. Then you literally have nothing worthwhile in your life get excited for, your brain is saving up dopamine and energy just like it's supposed to. Maybe you feel guilty about something? Maybe something bad happened to you and you just buried it? Maybe you literally just do not want sex right now... Why force it? because it's expected of you? Maybe you just don't feel like it, there's nothing wrong with you that way. Psychology is the hardest barrier to break with health issues, only you know the answer if there's nothing physically wrong with you. If it's nto physical/hormonal and it's psychosomatic only you know the answer.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is psychosomatic? It's a very powerful aspect of your life that can cause a lot of harm. For 2 years I thought I had colon cancer, having pains almost every day and after 3 different checks of nothing I realized it was psychological. Generalized anxiety issues from work, stress, fear. Emotions cause a lot of body pain. Read Lettting go by David Hawkins and Power of now by Eckart Tolle. For me it was unending amount of fear, worrying about the future too much that caused me unimaginable pain even though I was eating a good natural plan for those issues it didn't matter.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Life doesn't revolve around sex.
                It literally does for sexually dimorphic species like humans

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Once you have kids, it loses most of it's power and allure. Even those that have the occasional affair often feel buyer's remorse.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Once you have kids your focus switches on making sure they live long enough and do well enough to have sex themselves.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sit down and think of your wildest fantasy,
                I would get hard if I got to go to space

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had a weird feeling in my head the night before, but a year after it started had an mri of the head and it didn't show anyhring abnormal, at least according to that doctor.
                good answers again, just read your other posts.
                this has been unchanging for a number of years. it has ruined my life and I want less and less from life.
                when it first happened, I did some intense reading, and within a week changed my diet to test boosting foods and reduced stress.
                didnt really help.
                my balls physically shrank to half their size, like steroid takers have - but I wasn't in anything.
                saw a dozen doctors/specialists and they all contradicted each other, gave no solution at all and in the end said "it's in your head lol", despite that being impossible. psychogenic has clearly identifiable symptoms, and biological/phyiscal has others. I did a lot of research, 3+ hours a day for a year or so, reading case studies, medical reports, surgical procedures and endocrinology.
                had ecographies of scrotum, bladder, kidneys. mri of the head. blood/semen analysis.
                docs generally ignored any abnormalities, saying "that shouldn't be the cause", and didn't bother to try any treatments at all. in the end I gave up, demoralised by the doctors' incompetence and lack of interest rather than the condition itself.
                it isn't a real life though, I've no drive, nothing to want for or live for.
                i just wanted a normal life, have a wife and family.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man. That's fricking brutal. I only know of two instances of balls shrinking without steroid abuse in my life and it had to do with blood flow issues. An acquaintance of mine had swelling then shrinkage after getting into powerlifting, he said it was a bacteria he contracted from the sweat on the benches, Orchitis I think it's called. I have Varicocele, so it's like a light version these symptoms, I've experienced low T/sex drive too. I heard STDs can cause shrinkage too but I've never heard that from anyone, obviously. Alcohol shrinks your balls too. Have you gotten your hormone and blood levels checked? Get into a full body and diet regiment, force yourself to generate as much T as you humanly can. Do another blood/hormone/nutrient checkup afterwards. Do some scans too. What you're going through is fricking brutal man but you can't give up. You're a man. Fight this.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >varicocele
                Had this plus an enlarged prostate from cycling, small surgery fixed it

                You could try Testosterone replacement therapy but be careful it has dangerous side-effects like enlarging your organs. In nominal doses it should improve the outlook of your life at least.

                This, I don't think you can do anything with a small scrotum. Fight Club has this theme, they cope with beating the shit out of each other haha

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just lifestyle changes for me but if it comes back I'll consider surgery too. I think joining some sort of fight club to boost T levels is a good idea too. I don't know much about replacement therapy but if there's no other choice...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you remember specifics to your surgery/varicocelectomy?
                was it through the scrotum or the groin?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                For me it was through the groin microscopically. They remove the tangled enlarged veins obstructing blood flow. My right testes was larger than the left by an inch(~2cm). It takes 30m to an hour. You are obviously under anaesthesia wake up never really feel anything. Some people say they feel pain for a few weeks, I haven't at all. I can't say you wake up "a new man" but things are definitely different. Stronger boners, more impulse drive, manly urges, less depressive/emotional mania states. No random pains or discomfort anymore either.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                glad you had it sorted, and with the best type of procedure.
                which country are you in, US, UK?
                what size or rating was your varicocele before operating?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                had numerous blood hormone checks. T level was always above average, I forced one urologist to tell me what my level should be, what he'd expect and he said 1,000 - it was 750 at that time, lowest was just under 600.
                never had it checked before the problem occurred, so I don't know what my normal was - I expect pretty high as I've always been very strong, had a sexual dream once a week even with a girlfriend/regular sex, morning wood every day that would last half an hour if I just lay there without disturbing myself.
                then overnight it went to nothing, like 2-5% at most.
                wasnt powerlifting, never had an STD.
                they found a small varicocele, small hernia - but kept saying "that size doesn't normally affect anything".
                maybe there was a doctor somewhere who might have known what it was, but I tried a lot: urologist, endocrinologist, andrologist.
                semen analysis seemed alright although not perfect. above average sperm count, sperm quality around average. count was 3x higher than minimum required.
                there must have been loss to the sperm and test production because of the size loss, can't shrink an organ/gland and expect it to produce the same amount, but none of it has been explained.
                None have been able the total lack of nocturnal tumescence/morning wood, which is a clear sign of physical ailment - can't happen just from psychological causes.
                the whole thing has left me completely isolated. could t talk to anyone about it, because of the nature of it. people I've met since just think I'm this way by personality - no interest in life.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the hell your T levels are insane...
                >they found a small varicocele, small hernia - but kept saying "that size doesn't normally affect anything".
                If you got a confirmed diagnosis of Varicocele, that is literally your problem. This gets worse with age. It means your blood flow is restricted, you know what happens to testes that get little blood? in time, they get herniated. I think this is what happened, you had varicocele growing up, it got worse, you went to a doc they told you "it's ok bro dont worry", time passes, it gets herniated, they say "it's ok bro don't worry" because you really can live with varicocele till 40-50+ without any problems but you just got screwed as an exception. Your veins dehydrated your balls and shrunk them. Now what I think is going on is the doctors see the situation and think it's too late to operate(there's no point bro just live with it). Man. This is complete fricking bullshit. Go to a better doctor, screen for varicocele and hernia in your scrotum then work through the process to surgery. I wouldn't even wait for confirmation of other doctors, find a -competent- physician(outside your country if you have to) get the vessels fixed. This is 100% a physical issue, only psychological aspect here is caused by this problem. This is not psychosomatic at all.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                dunno if I had a varicocele growing up, or if it appeared at this time.
                i read about something called the "nutcracker effect" where back flow from the vein leading up to the kidneys becomes overpressured and results in an instant varicocele.
                another effect of varicocele is that the testosterone rich blood can't leave the groin because of low flow, so it sits there are ends up in the prostate leading to prostate hyperplasia/enlargement.
                i think that has happened to me slowly over these years since it happened, because I can't easily void my bladder, if I sit while shitting j can sequentially push out a bit more piss every couple of minutes.
                used to piss and it was totally empty.
                all of this has made me feel like an 80 year old, when I'd always done my best to eat healthily and exercise for my life beforehand.
                never heard of testicle herniating, or you mean the varicocele?
                the hernia they detected he described as very small, a loop of the intestine or the outer covering of it slipping down the canal that leads to the scrotum.
                it can cause restricted blood flow, since the vein/artery for the testicle runs down the same canal, but they refused to accept it as the cause.
                i more or less found I needed hernia and varicocele surgery as first treatment within 2 months of it happening, through my own research. but they seemed to want to do nothing, half laughing and saying "don't worry haha". but doing nothing to help.
                i tried a private endocrinologist, he was one of the worst, wasted hundreds on him and his answer was "lol try lifting weights".
                seriously, that was it. had even flown to see just him as I was working abroad.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >1,000 - it was 750 at that time, lowest was just under 600.
                literally what

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                that was with ng I think. there are two measurement types used in general.
                for that rating low is counted as under 350.
                i am tall, always been strong/fit, and I lifted moderately for quite some years, but never near gigachad level.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                just so you understand most males today are around 300-500 in the western world

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm m black. We built different.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really are. Although hypercapitalist dystopian consumerist culture is catching up to blacks as well. I give it another 2 generations at best before we start seeing black sojs en masse.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ignore the idiot "black" poster.
                also blacks have much higher oestrogen levels too, it is about the balance in hormone levels, not one in isolation.
                progesterone, androgen, prolactin, estradiol, and tons of other stuff contribute.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not

                I'm m black. We built different.

                I'm north western european.
                i had the advantage of parents who were conscious about food and ingredients, and that passed onto me always being aware of it.
                i already knew some things about testosterone etc from background reading in years previous, but I'd never gone on a dedicated mission. never knew my levels until 2 months after it happened.
                i had pretty big balls, but only realised that after it had happened from reading about averages/normals etc.
                also, don't pay attention to medical norm ranges too much, they are taken from men of all ages and medical conditions.
                you are comparing yourself to an 80 year man with various chronic ailments.
                the averages for a normal man of 20-40 are quite different.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's surprising that in a western EU country you'd be dismissed by doctors this way, I live in the UK and this sounds more like my country lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                who knows. I think I had poor luck in terms of doctors/town/location.
                if none had ever heard about it before or seen a case, they wouldn't want to admit it.. doctors are proud and hierarchical, they generally follow flow charts and if they come up with nothing at the end it just says dismiss patient, treated or not, solved or not.
                if I'd met one who'd seen it before, he would have sorted me out within weeks or a couple of months at most.
                from what I read, that seems to be the case.
                they tested me for diabetes like 3-4 times, hospital tests, because that's all endocrinologists usually deal with day to day. doctors really live in small worlds of whatever they've dealt with up to that point. they aren't cool all knowing detectives like tv makes them seem.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's impossible for you to have diabetes with such high T levels. Go to the capital of any major city and look through reviews of private clinics. If you go through the regular channels with your medical insurance chances are you're gonna get brushed off. I'd say for testicular issues I'd be ready to spend around 5-10k$ if surgery is involved, I can't give an estimate because genital issues vary in scope. I think you should re-check for varicocele and insist on treatment, I don't see any other options here.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks for your info, I don't talk about this often anymore due to time passing but hearing your input is helpful.
                i might be able to have it done publically but might need to have the referal for surgery come from a private consultant. maybe a hybrid approach.
                they should have fixed it immediately, they really didn't care, no matter how much I researched or my persistence.
                really changed my opinion of doctors though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just another statistic for most practitioners. Don't take it personally. What you really need is a tight circle of people around you to support you through your hardship. Try reaching out to people, don't be scared there's nothing to be ashamed of. It's not your fault this happened to you. You'll overcome this bro.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also taller people are not like everyone. Remember you have increased size for everything, which in turn makes everything twice as difficult than for the average person. You're right the doctors that treated you are not knowledgeable on what to do with a literal gigachad because most people are 5'7" with average sized problems. Maybe you should consider seeing a specialist that treats athletes as well, basketball players, olympic athletes, people involved in heavy and extreme sports activities, I'm sure if you can get ahold of some of these people or the doctors they go to you'll also manage a better perspective.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                hahaha wish I'd talk to you years ago man. you have a lot of sound advice.
                I'm no gigachad, just tall and stronger than most. 6'2, not 6'6.
                i think my balls having been large to start with caused some problems, since when I described them shrinking by half, the doctors didn't seem to take that information in.
                my test being above average afterwards didn't help either, they just looked at the results and said "they are within normal ranges". problem is test is just part of an equation, and different for everyone, so they didn't really think in depth.
                I'm copy pasting all the useful posts here, I will look into specialists like that and see if I can find some real info because I can't live like this. it just feels completely empty.
                thanks again man, going out now but I'll check the thread this evening.
                see you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, good luck brother. Remember they can break you, shrink your balls, take away your dignity and will but noone can take away your choice, to not give up. Nobody will ever take that away from you. Literally ingrain this into you, as long as you don't give up you remain a man.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes sir, good advice. I'll keep on, frick em all

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody on Cinemaphile is qualified to help or tell you what to do with your medical problem. Either go to a well reviewed private clinic in the capital or make social media then network with people. Go on instagram or facebook then straight up just message people that are either your size or people that dealt/deal with your problems and ask if they know good urologists/doctors. You shouldn't give up, you said you have a wife and kids, you still have your youth. Plenty of things in your life worth living for, until you're alive and can still breathe you can overcome this, don't give up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no wife or kids, I just said i wanted a family and children. this interrupted all of that when it was nearing a possibility.
                i'll try not to give up, but I threw so much effort into it for the first year and a half and the doctors just took the wind out of my sails completely with their limited perspectives and lack of interest.

                You're just another statistic for most practitioners. Don't take it personally. What you really need is a tight circle of people around you to support you through your hardship. Try reaching out to people, don't be scared there's nothing to be ashamed of. It's not your fault this happened to you. You'll overcome this bro.

                i'll try man.
                just been a long time and I'm tired of it all.
                it's really isolating

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Go on instagram or facebook then straight up just message people that are either your size or people that dealt/deal with your problems and ask if they know good urologists/doctors.
                this just find and talk to qualified people not just doctors you can trust about your problem openly like you have here, it helps

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a documented fact that men develop less testosterone levels after having children. You now have to work overtime to break even.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could try Testosterone replacement therapy but be careful it has dangerous side-effects like enlarging your organs. In nominal doses it should improve the outlook of your life at least.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                leads to the balls shrinking and sperm production being stopped.
                all it would do would be make my life feel a bit more normal on the surface, while crippling me and ensuring I never have children.
                my sperm production is still viable, but I can't maintain a relationship like this. all my emotions are gone too.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks for the detail answer.
              mine started suddenly several years ago and no docs/specialists have helped in the slightest.
              i wasn't sedentary, was quite fit, no drugs, no illnesses. happened from one day to the next, like a hole was drilled in my head and it poured out while I was sleeping.
              read about stretches some years ago, but it is good to know if helped you out.
              i lost all secondary pleasures to 95% as well.
              judt feels like someone cursed me, fricking jk rowling testing her spells

              You forgot Pornography watching. Whatever your stance, it's completely damaging to your mind, body and spirit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                had stopped porn totally several years before. didn't even have an internet connection/computer when it happened.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess his dick didn't become hard? fricking kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many times a day do you stretch ?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this supposed to be funny, why do they hate men so much?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in sickness or health we will love eachother
    >unless the male can't get hard then i'm going to treat him like shit and take half his stuff!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women don't even care about sex unless they need to get something through it. Or you are giga chad

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's gonna get her cervix wrecked by dean thomas again isn't she

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >late thirties
    >erectile dysfunction
    All this tells me is that Madame Pomfrey died and nobody else in the wizard medical field is worth a shit.
    Just go back to the muggle world and get some boner pills.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cure for ED is 16 year old Luna

    not that dried out ginger c**t

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't there be a spell for such things

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      Literally

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >point wand at limp dick
    >"ENGORGIO!"

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fake & gay

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd have trouble getting it up for ginny nowadays too. also
    >implying they can't just use magic to get boners

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugh.

      What really sucked was there was never anything interesting about Ginny the character and especially the actress in the first place. Why would Harry give her the time of day again? It's like then they cast some boring b***h to play Lois Lane, when Superman would obviously want to frick literally any other b***h in the cast besides her.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        harry was still heartbroken that he missed out on using his cum to napalm the chink girl's pube jungle and settled for fricking his best friend's little sister instead. it's the most "well, she was there and we were both single" relationship possible

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah literally from Asian to friends sister, ignoring all signs from the hot one. Harry was autist af

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            in the books Ginny is a giga Stacy
            this is portrayed awfully in the movie, obviously

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >using his cum to napalm the chink girl's pube jungle
          That’s good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit was moronic and completely out of left field. like "oh i guess we are soul mates now IVE ALWAYS LOVED HER and now were married" the frick?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That face on the left
      Oh hey it's the guy from Andor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit!! Why is there a fridge on the beach?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you not seen her leaked nudes? She has nice breasts tbqh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like that gay from kingsman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy mother of wall

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What wall? Genny or jeeny or janny was always extremely ugly. Typical bri'ish hag. If anything she aging fine compared to the avg English

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've always wondered how come they live on the same island and yet Irish girls are infinitely superior to brits in literally every single way

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No wrinkles, great body, no sag. Hell she looks better than she looked in hp, which wasn't much but I guess her being plain was part of the plot or something so the avg femoid reader could self insert into Potter waifu

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but why

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her body isn't bad but her face is a 3/10 wtf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just need a bag.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HARRY, LET'S HAVE SEX
      >eh...no Ginny.
      *toilet flushes

      I don't know, I'd still stick my wand in her cauldron if you know what I mean

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is supposed to be the stacy that even slytherincels lusted after
      grim

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha making fun of men GOOD
    >NO YOU CANT CALL ME POST ROASTIE SAVE ME TEEERFS

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Petrificus my phallus

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She single-handedly funds almost all the astrofured troony hate/memes on the internet, it's hilarious what she started out as and what she is now.
    The smart part however is blaming it all on the right, when they are fricking useless countering anything else.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf I'm transphobic for free

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She single-handedly funds almost all the astrofured troony hate/memes on the internet, it's hilarious what she started out as and what she is now.
      >The smart part however is blaming it all on the right, when they are fricking useless countering anything else.
      She's right though, troonys are mentally ill people who are being supported for poor reasons to try to change their bodies through medical procedures. If you could do it by magic and become an actual woman no one would give even the tiniest iota about it, however the procedures used are brutal, inhuman and don't leave the mentally ill idiot any better off. They don't commit suicide from a lack of acceptance, they kill themselves because they'll never have what they want.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine not choosing Luna

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plot twist: he fakes it. Truth is ginny has an incredibly stank vegana, constant bacterial vaginosis and looks like a pig since she gave birth. Her reeking smell, her absolute lack of femininity and that hanging belly turns off Harry so much he can't get it up even with hookers when he remembers the hag at home.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At some point you have to respect Rowling’s unfettered hatred for men.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well yeah, it made her an invaluable tool to use against trannies

      the idiots thinking she's some right-wing icon are a big problem though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the idiots thinking she's some right-wing icon are a big problem though
        Why? I don't mind troony enablers attacking the wrong targets. I see it as a plus

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why?
          because letting a rabid lefty represent right wing values due to a bit of venn diagram overlap will just signal that lefty values are fine in right-leaning circles.
          she's a tool. not an ally.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's married and has kids, your idea of feminism comes from fat ogreristic women co-opting it.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get her. One second she's based and dunking on troons and cancel culture, the next she's dropping weird feminist/gay shit. There's no consistency.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's an old school feminist that believes feminism can't exist if men can be women.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine my shock

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So not only is this the obvious J.K fanfick of her own stories tier shit by adding non-relevent trivia that has zero impact on the story but she's admitting by her own words that women with out being used as frick holes will make your life miserable.
    Based feminist values there

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HARRY, LET'S HAVE SEX
    >eh...no Ginny.
    *toilet flushes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >audience hoots obnoxiously

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      more 4/10 women for me, nerds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i understood that reference

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    harry spotter series on youtube is the hp kino you want.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ED at 30
    Maybe if he was a zoomer but wasn't he born in the 80's? He'd have to be 50 or 60 before that's realistic

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harry can only cum to deepfakes of Hermione

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like JK Rowling because she hates trannies, but her writing is objectively terrible and that sounds terrible.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is just seething because some younger dude (~40+) couldn't get it up to her haggard 65 year old body anymore, broke up with her and this is her colossal projection and humiliation campaign against poor dude. Hp fans (LMAO) are just collateral damage.

      I played the erectile dysfunction shit too when my stank ass fat ex gf always wanted sex but weren't able to shed even 15lbs.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making fun of her own work was funny once, but it doesn't hide the fact that she's actually a fricking terrible writer and just got really, really, lucky.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Virginia gonn' get hit.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have ED too if I had to frick an ugly hag every night

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can trell you scientifically for a fact that erectile dysfunction by a wide margin (something around 93-97% of ed sufferres) is in men with circumcised penis.
    harry as an uncut christian englishman would be extremely unlikely to suffer

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why were there no Black folk in the Weasley family? They were all white. Is Rowling a racist or something. We need more Weasley diversity and inclusion of POCs. Cast the Black person who will play Ginny in the remake.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you saved hair from when Ginny was a teen, could she polyjuice into a hebe? Maybe that's what would get it working again.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    was this info actually necessarry?
    what nexr - Ron has colonal disfunction?

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this moronic b***h millions of chuds latched onto, aswell as the bland trite harry potter story because "she le btfo the troonse"

    why can't /misc/ stop losing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ohh no, Harry Potter the poster boy of reddit can't get it up. Why would she betray me like that.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't he just cast the erecto patronum spell

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >phallus erectus
    or hell just cast Petrificus Totalus on it

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she making fun of herself? Did getting cancelled make JK Rowling legitimately based?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's always done that, her saying that people at Hogwarts just shit and pissed everywhere and used magic to take it away legitimately made me laugh. It's just that she's done it so much it's past being funny to being a bit sad.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    should've taken the megawienerus nigricans potion

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    " 'arry. yer a Jaffa!!!

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up about your limp dick and little balls.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Potter and the Curse of the Floppy Wand

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HARRY! DID YOU THUMB IT INTO HER GOBLET OF FIRE?!

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ginny appears in hit adult entertainment "TROLLED" directed by top Goblin director Greg Lansky

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ED in his 30's ...
    How? I thought that started for dudes at 50.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss adding stupid shit to lore by Rowling. I still like the shittus deletus spell and its aftermath

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you frick her?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not. As long as she adds more and annoy fandom.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright since we are talking about dysfunction. I ejaculate faster within 20 seconds. Both masturbation and sex. I cum in foreplay session itself. What should I do.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HARRY ESTÁ MÁS TURBADO QUE NUNCA

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What tf was she was thinking with this? Why would I ever want to know that adult Harry is having marriage troubles because he can't get an erection?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's gone mad with power

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rowling literally just trolls people by adding random things to the HP canon, because she literally can as the creator of the series, and nobody can do anything about it. Dumbledore being gay was just the beginning

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this is real? I've seen it a bunch now.
    This b***h actually wrote some crazy mulit tweet story about harry having erectile dsyfunction in a way to peddle some boner pills on her site? What the frick.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She could change the name of the character to Truman Burbank at this point.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lame

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