Harry Potter will be the most successful tv show ever made!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who's cast?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      michael b jordan as harry potter
      zendaya as hermione
      dong lover as ronald
      idris elba as dumbledore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Black folk
        >Going to school
        I guess we're really pushing the fantasy genre huh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not being familiar with nogwarts school of b***hcraft and homierdy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ayo dumbledore Hermione twerking for crack at Hagrid's tonight

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just hope Ginny is played by a cute actress

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      little mermaid nigress as ginny

      William Dafoe or Jim Carrey as Peeves

      denzel washington as peeves

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will it be the characters of the Harry Potter books or will it be a new story taking place in the "Harry Potter Universe" with new students?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You unironically believe they are doing this for any other reason than to replace the original movies with a race-swapped alternative?

      They'll be doing the same with the LOTR trilogy in 10 years. They won't step until everything is multiracial.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why make this? Like it just seems like a loosing gamble

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the game of thrones audience

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    William Dafoe or Jim Carrey as Peeves

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be bad if they decide to go for 8 episodes a season or something similarly anemic rather than giving the cast time to grow on me. The obsession that modern big Netflix shows have with eliminating all filler and only including parts that advance the plot is really awful pacing for a show like Harry Potter with a large cast and really distinctive setting. 20 episodes would be decent, and there's probably enough content in the books for it. If not, you can consult with JK Rowling herself for episode ideas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's HBO so that's exactly what they'll be doing
      this would be better off as a CW schlock show

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it will probably be meh, but it'll also probably make a lot of money, and for sure its existence enrages the troons
    for that reason alone, i hope it is successful

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is J.K Rowling involved creatively in this? If not it's going to be a complete disaster, just saying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      J.K Rowling just hates trannies, she'll have no problem filling the series with blacks and gays.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever. I don't care anyway, the only people who still care about Harry Potter are manchildren and women. I won't watch the show even if it's "good".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hermione was always black.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, but she was always BLACKED.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rowling was doing the virtue signaling about gays and blacks before the whole troon drama happened and her previous fanbase threw her to the wolves. Judging by how she's firing back at them instead of apologizing and often purposefully antagonizes them I wouldn't be surprised if she had realized that she has no reason to pander to these freaks who hate her anyway, so thanks to that there might actually be a chance that she insists on keeping everything as faithful as possible as a frick you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean like fantastic beasts right? fricking grim

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's that?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dragons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has the potential to be as long as the casting stays faithful.
    >but Rowling made Hermione black! Ron is a ginger so he's gonna be black too! And tumblr loves pajeet Harry!
    Irrelevant. If they want money, they know they need to keep the cast as close to what everyone remembers. Harry Potter is carried hard by nostalgia and escapism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick Rowling and all but she never made Hermione black. She reacted to a casting choice for a theatre piece and said that she loves it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know, the greentext part were supposed to be excuses I don't personally agree with.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blacks introduced the arts into europe, your barabrian ancestors would still be picking fleas out their fur in absense of bbc domestication, your wand might as well be a wiener shaft, homosexual

    bibidi babidi ack...

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