How do you even defend against polyjuice (narcissas hair stolen by black)+ love potion + mauruders map so you dont end up in some broom closet with harry?
Polyjuice potion is actually really hard to make. Its just the Hermoine is really clever and shit and most people don't take potions that seriously as a subject, hence why even Snape wanted to be Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Potions is like overpowered but nerdy to do.
Book Hermione is an uggo unless she puts great effort into looking momentarily attractive. Book Weaselc**t is a smokeshow with or without magic and makeup. Its just a case of bad casting, again.
James is pureblood. Although his mother Lily is a witch, her parents are muggles, making her muggle born. Therefore Harry is half blood.
You are only considered a pureblood if your whole family is pureblood.
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How could there be purebloods if the first wizard/witch were born to muggles?
>One parent is a muggle, the other a wizard >Both parents are muggles, wizard kid
it could be one, or both, but it's never specified in either the books nor the movies.
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It’s anyone who has one magical parent and recent non magical ancestry, eg parent or grandparent. Harry is referred to as half-blood, as is snape.
>Both parents are muggles, wizard kid
This is called muggleborn
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>it's never specified in either the books nor the movies.
jesus frick, anon, mudblood is a slur that drives half the plot of the second book, they go to great lengths to explain it.
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Voldemort was a half blood, though. So what's the difference between mudblood and half-blood? Was Voldy just a hypocrite?
3 months ago
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Yes, Voldemort was also mudblood
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Well duh it’s almost like JK is telling you racism bad through the wizard hitler
Doesnt apply to house elves or goblins though
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The difference is half bloods have magical ancestry while mudbloods don't.
If Voldemort was a mudblood he wouldn't have parseltongue and be able to speak to snakes.
Another person with magical gifts from their blood is Nymphadora Tonks.
They obviously are in some capacity, otherwise the likelihood of a magical child being born to non-magical parents would be the same as that of them being born to magical ones.
Muggle-born witches and wizards were believed to be descended from Squibs who married Muggles, introducing the potential for magical ability into the bloodline, thus a few generations later a wizard would be born to two Muggles.
Literally the entire premise of the show is that they are. That's why Voldemort is who he is. He's trying to stop magic from being bred out by mudbloods diluting the line.
For whatever reason Hermione fancied Ron more and it came to a head at the Yule Ball, but because of "teenage angst" neither of them asked each other out.
Book 5 is lots of flirting, 6 is Hermione fricking GUSHING for Ron while he explores Lavender's chamber of secrets, and 7 she kisses him after he wants to save the house elves
Harry always saw her as a sister, and prefers Ginny instead
Not really. Ron wanted her for ages but Harmonie was oblivious until Ron finally built up the courage to get pissed off at her spending time with Harry.
Harry and luna had crazy chemistry on the movue >almost always alone >always talking about their feelings and connecting each other's experiences >Luna gives 0 fricks about aharry being famous >Luna comes from a 100% magical bloodline, meaning life with Lyna is guaranteed to have magic in every step of the way >Lives 1 mile away from his best friend >support's Harry's sport team even if she's from another house
Luna is a match so big that it hurts ME thinking about the life Harry didn't choose
True, at the very least a gratuitous 2 hour uncensored uncut passionate sex scene showing harry impregnating hermione right before her marriage ceremony thus implying ron's first born is a bastard or something like that i dunno
Harry should have fricked half the school being the boy who lived, frick outta here with your womanfic where the school prostitute gets this untouched shy world famous superstar killer
I actually think his characterisation makes sense, he was basically an abused/neglected child. They don't grow up to be gigachads (if they do it happens when they're like 30)
Why would there be? There are apparently also 0 rules regarding sex in a magical boarding school with polyjuice, a dude with an invisibiluty cloak, love potions and charms
Wonder if you could transform like a rat or whatever into human frickdoll with a polyjuice potion.
There's probably black market for celebrity wizards' hair clippings out there.
>there's 0 good video of her at this event in this dress
fricking useless boomer media. meanwhile in present day they set up a slow motion camera and ask sydney sweeny to stand in front of it and twirl around multiple times
Harry goes to Hogwarts when he's ten, right? Since the books never touched on him attending sex education I assume it just wasn't an issue back then in the 90s. Did he ever learn about highschool maths? I don't think so. Wizards not knowing maths explains A LOT about their world.
It’s banned from use in quidditch for players. For spectators, I think it would help you pick a winning team, but not magically make your team win if you placed a bet then took the potion. What it does is make the person who drinks it temporarily inspired to seek out and make the most of fortuitous opportunities, but it doesn’t warp reality.
Hermione should have ended up with Malfoy, showing the world what women are really like. They'll go for a vicious bully and coward just cause he's tall and handsome, but turn down a kind and loyale redhead because he's poor.
Also her and Draco didn't marry because Pansy was written to be all the girls that were mean to her growing up, which I find hilarious imagine decades after the fact still seething about that and openly admitting it.
Changed pairings should have been >Harry with Katie Ginny/Bell/Cho Chang/Lavander Bown/Patil Twins >Hermione with Draco Malfoy (but he cheats on her with Luna so she breaks up with him) >Ron single (hooks up with Hermione after she's been burned by Draco) >Neville with Susan Bones >Lupin (dead) with Tonks (single mother)
The Fanfics support your assertion
I'm having a raging fanfic r8 now
Malfoy should’ve been with Hermione. The books should’ve focused on a shonen style rivalry between Harry and Malfoy.
That would be a much better story than the cringe-worthy resistance against Tom the moron.
No Malfoy should have been a chick and had sweaty hate sex with Harry inside a broom closet
>No Malfoy should have been turned into a chick and had forced sweaty hate sex with Harry inside a broom closet
Fixed.
How do you even defend against polyjuice (narcissas hair stolen by black)+ love potion + mauruders map so you dont end up in some broom closet with harry?
Offense is the best defend
You rape them first before they rape you
I found this buttplug thing online. I always wear one so I don't care raped. I don't want some homosexual raping me.
Polyjuice potion is actually really hard to make. Its just the Hermoine is really clever and shit and most people don't take potions that seriously as a subject, hence why even Snape wanted to be Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Potions is like overpowered but nerdy to do.
I mean harry is her bff and hes rich i bet he could order some via hedwig. Either way malfoy is fuggd
Implying Malfoy wont try that first
In the end they end up as hermione and pansy in the closet and everyone is happy. The end
Neville should've gotten with Luna.
Luna*. Also I'm Harry.
BVILT
Book Hermione is an uggo unless she puts great effort into looking momentarily attractive. Book Weaselc**t is a smokeshow with or without magic and makeup. Its just a case of bad casting, again.
They have literal magic, how anyone there can be ugly?
Looks are one of the five exceptions to Gamps Elemental Law of Transfiguration.
Genitals are another.
I think she fixes her buck teeth with magic in the books
Hermonie was a fricking mudblood. Breeding with her would have diluted Harry's magical genes.
harry was a half blood himself
No he wasn't. Both of Harry's parents were full blood wizards.
Wasn't lily a mud blood or something? Does that make a difference in the racist wizarding community? Are you a half blood? Or a quadroon? Wizardroon?
Lily was muggle born thus making Harry half blood
No half-blood is if you have one muggle parent like Snape.
James is pureblood. Although his mother Lily is a witch, her parents are muggles, making her muggle born. Therefore Harry is half blood.
You are only considered a pureblood if your whole family is pureblood.
How could there be purebloods if the first wizard/witch were born to muggles?
A good question, for another time.
Ok
>One parent is a muggle, the other a wizard
>Both parents are muggles, wizard kid
it could be one, or both, but it's never specified in either the books nor the movies.
It’s anyone who has one magical parent and recent non magical ancestry, eg parent or grandparent. Harry is referred to as half-blood, as is snape.
>Both parents are muggles, wizard kid
This is called muggleborn
>it's never specified in either the books nor the movies.
jesus frick, anon, mudblood is a slur that drives half the plot of the second book, they go to great lengths to explain it.
Voldemort was a half blood, though. So what's the difference between mudblood and half-blood? Was Voldy just a hypocrite?
Yes, Voldemort was also mudblood
Well duh it’s almost like JK is telling you racism bad through the wizard hitler
Doesnt apply to house elves or goblins though
The difference is half bloods have magical ancestry while mudbloods don't.
If Voldemort was a mudblood he wouldn't have parseltongue and be able to speak to snakes.
Another person with magical gifts from their blood is Nymphadora Tonks.
Applies to mudblood + pureblood parents as well.
moron
magic abilities are not hereditary
They obviously are in some capacity, otherwise the likelihood of a magical child being born to non-magical parents would be the same as that of them being born to magical ones.
could be simply exposure to magic during pregnancy
Then what about squibs?
it's not 100%
WELL DONE, ENVIRONMENTALISTS, WELL DONE. HOWEVER
https://web.archive.org/web/20120208051328/http://www.jkrowling.com/textonly/en/extrastuff_view.cfm?id=19
well, if magic is a dominant gene then there is no problem in fricking muggles and muggle-borns
There is unless you are pure blood yourself, and even then it puts all your descendants at risk.
Muggle-born witches and wizards were believed to be descended from Squibs who married Muggles, introducing the potential for magical ability into the bloodline, thus a few generations later a wizard would be born to two Muggles.
Tell me more about wizard animal husbandry
Literally the entire premise of the show is that they are. That's why Voldemort is who he is. He's trying to stop magic from being bred out by mudbloods diluting the line.
pictured: jk rowling
Lily was muggleborn, hence why the Dursleys are muggles and Petunia’s jealousy
I dont think u understand the difference between muggleborns and muggles.
based seer of truths
He got BTFO'ed.
>Jason ~~*Isaacs*~~
agreed
interestingly, a lot of bookgays seem to disagree with this based on how she and harry are written in the books
Nope
absolutely disgusting
deh
Book Hermione is different to movie Hermione.
For whatever reason Hermione fancied Ron more and it came to a head at the Yule Ball, but because of "teenage angst" neither of them asked each other out.
Book 5 is lots of flirting, 6 is Hermione fricking GUSHING for Ron while he explores Lavender's chamber of secrets, and 7 she kisses him after he wants to save the house elves
Harry always saw her as a sister, and prefers Ginny instead
Not really. Ron wanted her for ages but Harmonie was oblivious until Ron finally built up the courage to get pissed off at her spending time with Harry.
She wasn't oblivious, she wanted to go to the ball with Ron but Krum got there first/she didn't want to ask him.
I'll have to reread 5 again but plenty happens in 6 before Ron goes off in a huff from the tent in 7
Hermione should have ended up with a real man, not a filth Weasley.
>Here's the high-schooler we were telling you about
Hermione should have been with me
how about no relationship drama and instead the story retains it's goonies vibe throughout?
but there MUST be teenage romance
innocent and pure looking hermione will, with trevis, of course
Here's the smart person's take:
Book Harry, Book Hermione
Book Ron, Book Luna
Movie Harry, Movie Luna
Movie Ron, Movie Hermione
Harry and luna had crazy chemistry on the movue
>almost always alone
>always talking about their feelings and connecting each other's experiences
>Luna gives 0 fricks about aharry being famous
>Luna comes from a 100% magical bloodline, meaning life with Lyna is guaranteed to have magic in every step of the way
>Lives 1 mile away from his best friend
>support's Harry's sport team even if she's from another house
Luna is a match so big that it hurts ME thinking about the life Harry didn't choose
Movie was pushing Hermione more, also Book Luna is way weirder
Harry was never into weird nerdy girl who happened to be alone most of time
He always chase after Stacy of the week, first Ching Chong, then Ginny (right after she started whoring herself out to all the boys)
>out to all the boys
I'm so sick of posts like this. It was only the black boys.
's Harry's sport team even if she's from another house
This was what convinced me she was best girl
You need four magical grandparents to be considered a pureblood. Everyone else is a mudblood who most likely stole their magic.
True, at the very least a gratuitous 2 hour uncensored uncut passionate sex scene showing harry impregnating hermione right before her marriage ceremony thus implying ron's first born is a bastard or something like that i dunno
harry should have been with luna, and hermione should have been with draco
>harry should have been with luna
Why? She was a femcel.
Harry should have been with draco just like in all those fanfics. The hbo show will probably do something like that
Glad we all agree Ginny and Ron are terrible characters
Harry should have fricked half the school being the boy who lived, frick outta here with your womanfic where the school prostitute gets this untouched shy world famous superstar killer
Its Dumbledore’s fault, he wanted a twink easy to brainwash instead of the absolute gigachad Harry supposed to be
I actually think his characterisation makes sense, he was basically an abused/neglected child. They don't grow up to be gigachads (if they do it happens when they're like 30)
Why isn't there a law for wizards not to have sex with muggles? They have magic, they can easily manipulate a muggle into sexing them.
Why would there be? There are apparently also 0 rules regarding sex in a magical boarding school with polyjuice, a dude with an invisibiluty cloak, love potions and charms
Wonder if you could transform like a rat or whatever into human frickdoll with a polyjuice potion.
There's probably black market for celebrity wizards' hair clippings out there.
>its a Filch does digging through the girls bathroom shower drains episode
kek probably. hogwarts irl would be pure debauchery. harry also has the maurauders map so he can see basically everything
They have "rape potion" on the syllabus.
On the right. Is that the girl who became the woman who played Triss in the hit Netflix series "The Witcher"?
So I've been told.
Neat I would like hold hands with her, if you know what I mean (Sex).
>there's 0 good video of her at this event in this dress
fricking useless boomer media. meanwhile in present day they set up a slow motion camera and ask sydney sweeny to stand in front of it and twirl around multiple times
frick me, she's perfect
True
That b***h…in her new car…why won’t she apologize…
>parks in front of your driveway
nothing personell squib
prostitute
>rich as frick and still driving the same audi
based eternal waifu
She can park in my driveway anytime
if you know what I mean
Do you mean SEX?
she's only 33 and in full grandma mode. meanwhile kstew also at 33 showing more skin than ever
It's called having class anon not like you heard about that before
I would still love to get Emma in front of a camera for a proper nude shoot. Her body should be preserved for posterity.
Yeah too bad shes given up on acting. She needs an eva green like bush scene.
she was sexy and classy in the 2010s, now it's just weird.
Now she doesn't have Harvey's guiding hand supporting her.
>frick me
Yeah
Frick you
its mentioned that it doesn’t work on non-humans, not even half breeds like Hagrid who is half-giant
Harry goes to Hogwarts when he's ten, right? Since the books never touched on him attending sex education I assume it just wasn't an issue back then in the 90s. Did he ever learn about highschool maths? I don't think so. Wizards not knowing maths explains A LOT about their world.
whats the best harry and hermione fic
What if Harry was a Slytherin by CarlinBrothers
Thnx bruv
So who does Ron frick if Hermione is taken away?
Ginny
Best girl Lavender Brown.
True, also best girl in most fanfics. Afraid to look up how she looks now tho.
Still cute. And confirmed fertile.
I don't read those because I'm not a teenage femcel, what is she like?
Easy, bi and big titted
some random gryffindor pureblood
she died and that's a good thing
Nah.
Imagine if she wouldn't hit the wall
>ia slop
pretty good except for the fingers fusing into her hair
The lions pride fanfic is canon
If you drank a luck potion and bet on a quiddich match, would your team win?
It’s banned from use in quidditch for players. For spectators, I think it would help you pick a winning team, but not magically make your team win if you placed a bet then took the potion. What it does is make the person who drinks it temporarily inspired to seek out and make the most of fortuitous opportunities, but it doesn’t warp reality.
Even JK Rowling said Harry should have been with Hermoine. Like b***h you wrote the damn thing.
Hermione should have ended up with Malfoy, showing the world what women are really like. They'll go for a vicious bully and coward just cause he's tall and handsome, but turn down a kind and loyale redhead because he's poor.
Nah, he should have gotten with Pansy. Her actress in Chamber of Secrets mogged Hermione
Wasnt she replaced for some reason?
IIRC, Rowling recast her because she was too pretty for such a minor character and didn't want to take the spotlight away from Hermione
Also her and Draco didn't marry because Pansy was written to be all the girls that were mean to her growing up, which I find hilarious imagine decades after the fact still seething about that and openly admitting it.
According to google there have been 4 pansys
Dafuq
She was too pretty.
For real
In book geynee is literally 10/10 and hermyonee is 6/10
Holy grindelwald
Frick off steve kloves
Harry should've ended up with a literal who he met as an adult. Who the hell marries people they met in middle school?
It's a mixed sex boarding school, not just a normal school
Harry should have been with Luna Lovegood.
Changed pairings should have been
>Harry with Katie Ginny/Bell/Cho Chang/Lavander Bown/Patil Twins
>Hermione with Draco Malfoy (but he cheats on her with Luna so she breaks up with him)
>Ron single (hooks up with Hermione after she's been burned by Draco)
>Neville with Susan Bones
>Lupin (dead) with Tonks (single mother)
Luna would never do this. Terrible ideas.
you don't know the Malfoy charm, Luna is airheaded enough to not get why it would be a big deal to sleep with a man already in a relationship
people simply cannot comprehend that Harry wants a sporty girl like Cho and Ginny and not the freaks and geeks like Luna and Hermione
Luna x Malfoy could actually work
Why does it matter who fricks who? Go watch your romance dramas you homosexual