Harry should have been with Hermione

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Fanfics support your assertion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm having a raging fanfic r8 now

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Malfoy should’ve been with Hermione. The books should’ve focused on a shonen style rivalry between Harry and Malfoy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That would be a much better story than the cringe-worthy resistance against Tom the moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No Malfoy should have been a chick and had sweaty hate sex with Harry inside a broom closet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No Malfoy should have been turned into a chick and had forced sweaty hate sex with Harry inside a broom closet
        Fixed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How do you even defend against polyjuice (narcissas hair stolen by black)+ love potion + mauruders map so you dont end up in some broom closet with harry?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Offense is the best defend
            You rape them first before they rape you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I found this buttplug thing online. I always wear one so I don't care raped. I don't want some homosexual raping me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Polyjuice potion is actually really hard to make. Its just the Hermoine is really clever and shit and most people don't take potions that seriously as a subject, hence why even Snape wanted to be Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Potions is like overpowered but nerdy to do.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I mean harry is her bff and hes rich i bet he could order some via hedwig. Either way malfoy is fuggd

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Implying Malfoy wont try that first

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In the end they end up as hermione and pansy in the closet and everyone is happy. The end

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neville should've gotten with Luna.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Luna*. Also I'm Harry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BVILT

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Book Hermione is an uggo unless she puts great effort into looking momentarily attractive. Book Weaselc**t is a smokeshow with or without magic and makeup. Its just a case of bad casting, again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They have literal magic, how anyone there can be ugly?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks are one of the five exceptions to Gamps Elemental Law of Transfiguration.

        Genitals are another.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think she fixes her buck teeth with magic in the books

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hermonie was a fricking mudblood. Breeding with her would have diluted Harry's magical genes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      harry was a half blood himself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No he wasn't. Both of Harry's parents were full blood wizards.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't lily a mud blood or something? Does that make a difference in the racist wizarding community? Are you a half blood? Or a quadroon? Wizardroon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lily was muggle born thus making Harry half blood

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No half-blood is if you have one muggle parent like Snape.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              James is pureblood. Although his mother Lily is a witch, her parents are muggles, making her muggle born. Therefore Harry is half blood.
              You are only considered a pureblood if your whole family is pureblood.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How could there be purebloods if the first wizard/witch were born to muggles?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A good question, for another time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ok

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >One parent is a muggle, the other a wizard
              >Both parents are muggles, wizard kid
              it could be one, or both, but it's never specified in either the books nor the movies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s anyone who has one magical parent and recent non magical ancestry, eg parent or grandparent. Harry is referred to as half-blood, as is snape.

                >Both parents are muggles, wizard kid
                This is called muggleborn

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it's never specified in either the books nor the movies.
                jesus frick, anon, mudblood is a slur that drives half the plot of the second book, they go to great lengths to explain it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Voldemort was a half blood, though. So what's the difference between mudblood and half-blood? Was Voldy just a hypocrite?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Voldemort was also mudblood

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well duh it’s almost like JK is telling you racism bad through the wizard hitler
                Doesnt apply to house elves or goblins though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The difference is half bloods have magical ancestry while mudbloods don't.
                If Voldemort was a mudblood he wouldn't have parseltongue and be able to speak to snakes.

                Another person with magical gifts from their blood is Nymphadora Tonks.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Applies to mudblood + pureblood parents as well.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      magic abilities are not hereditary

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They obviously are in some capacity, otherwise the likelihood of a magical child being born to non-magical parents would be the same as that of them being born to magical ones.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          could be simply exposure to magic during pregnancy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Then what about squibs?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's not 100%

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                WELL DONE, ENVIRONMENTALISTS, WELL DONE. HOWEVER

                https://web.archive.org/web/20120208051328/http://www.jkrowling.com/textonly/en/extrastuff_view.cfm?id=19

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                well, if magic is a dominant gene then there is no problem in fricking muggles and muggle-borns

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There is unless you are pure blood yourself, and even then it puts all your descendants at risk.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Muggle-born witches and wizards were believed to be descended from Squibs who married Muggles, introducing the potential for magical ability into the bloodline, thus a few generations later a wizard would be born to two Muggles.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tell me more about wizard animal husbandry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the entire premise of the show is that they are. That's why Voldemort is who he is. He's trying to stop magic from being bred out by mudbloods diluting the line.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pictured: jk rowling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      harry was a half blood himself

      No he wasn't. Both of Harry's parents were full blood wizards.

      Wasn't lily a mud blood or something? Does that make a difference in the racist wizarding community? Are you a half blood? Or a quadroon? Wizardroon?

      Lily was muggleborn, hence why the Dursleys are muggles and Petunia’s jealousy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think u understand the difference between muggleborns and muggles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based seer of truths

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He got BTFO'ed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Jason ~~*Isaacs*~~

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    agreed
    interestingly, a lot of bookgays seem to disagree with this based on how she and harry are written in the books

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely disgusting

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    deh

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Book Hermione is different to movie Hermione.

    For whatever reason Hermione fancied Ron more and it came to a head at the Yule Ball, but because of "teenage angst" neither of them asked each other out.

    Book 5 is lots of flirting, 6 is Hermione fricking GUSHING for Ron while he explores Lavender's chamber of secrets, and 7 she kisses him after he wants to save the house elves

    Harry always saw her as a sister, and prefers Ginny instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Ron wanted her for ages but Harmonie was oblivious until Ron finally built up the courage to get pissed off at her spending time with Harry.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She wasn't oblivious, she wanted to go to the ball with Ron but Krum got there first/she didn't want to ask him.

        I'll have to reread 5 again but plenty happens in 6 before Ron goes off in a huff from the tent in 7

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hermione should have ended up with a real man, not a filth Weasley.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's the high-schooler we were telling you about

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hermione should have been with me

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how about no relationship drama and instead the story retains it's goonies vibe throughout?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but there MUST be teenage romance

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    innocent and pure looking hermione will, with trevis, of course

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the smart person's take:
    Book Harry, Book Hermione
    Book Ron, Book Luna
    Movie Harry, Movie Luna
    Movie Ron, Movie Hermione

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Harry and luna had crazy chemistry on the movue
      >almost always alone
      >always talking about their feelings and connecting each other's experiences
      >Luna gives 0 fricks about aharry being famous
      >Luna comes from a 100% magical bloodline, meaning life with Lyna is guaranteed to have magic in every step of the way
      >Lives 1 mile away from his best friend
      >support's Harry's sport team even if she's from another house
      Luna is a match so big that it hurts ME thinking about the life Harry didn't choose

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Movie was pushing Hermione more, also Book Luna is way weirder

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Harry was never into weird nerdy girl who happened to be alone most of time

        He always chase after Stacy of the week, first Ching Chong, then Ginny (right after she started whoring herself out to all the boys)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >out to all the boys
          I'm so sick of posts like this. It was only the black boys.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        's Harry's sport team even if she's from another house
        This was what convinced me she was best girl

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You need four magical grandparents to be considered a pureblood. Everyone else is a mudblood who most likely stole their magic.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    True, at the very least a gratuitous 2 hour uncensored uncut passionate sex scene showing harry impregnating hermione right before her marriage ceremony thus implying ron's first born is a bastard or something like that i dunno

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    harry should have been with luna, and hermione should have been with draco

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >harry should have been with luna
      Why? She was a femcel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Harry should have been with draco just like in all those fanfics. The hbo show will probably do something like that

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Glad we all agree Ginny and Ron are terrible characters

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Harry should have fricked half the school being the boy who lived, frick outta here with your womanfic where the school prostitute gets this untouched shy world famous superstar killer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its Dumbledore’s fault, he wanted a twink easy to brainwash instead of the absolute gigachad Harry supposed to be

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think his characterisation makes sense, he was basically an abused/neglected child. They don't grow up to be gigachads (if they do it happens when they're like 30)

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't there a law for wizards not to have sex with muggles? They have magic, they can easily manipulate a muggle into sexing them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would there be? There are apparently also 0 rules regarding sex in a magical boarding school with polyjuice, a dude with an invisibiluty cloak, love potions and charms

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wonder if you could transform like a rat or whatever into human frickdoll with a polyjuice potion.
        There's probably black market for celebrity wizards' hair clippings out there.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >its a Filch does digging through the girls bathroom shower drains episode

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >its a Filch does digging through the girls bathroom shower drains episode

          kek probably. hogwarts irl would be pure debauchery. harry also has the maurauders map so he can see basically everything

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They have "rape potion" on the syllabus.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              On the right. Is that the girl who became the woman who played Triss in the hit Netflix series "The Witcher"?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So I've been told.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Neat I would like hold hands with her, if you know what I mean (Sex).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >there's 0 good video of her at this event in this dress
            fricking useless boomer media. meanwhile in present day they set up a slow motion camera and ask sydney sweeny to stand in front of it and twirl around multiple times

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            frick me, she's perfect

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              True

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That b***h…in her new car…why won’t she apologize…

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >parks in front of your driveway
                nothing personell squib

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                prostitute

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >rich as frick and still driving the same audi
                based eternal waifu

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She can park in my driveway anytime
                if you know what I mean

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do you mean SEX?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                frick me, she's perfect

                she's only 33 and in full grandma mode. meanwhile kstew also at 33 showing more skin than ever

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's called having class anon not like you heard about that before

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would still love to get Emma in front of a camera for a proper nude shoot. Her body should be preserved for posterity.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah too bad shes given up on acting. She needs an eva green like bush scene.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                she was sexy and classy in the 2010s, now it's just weird.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Now she doesn't have Harvey's guiding hand supporting her.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >frick me
              Yeah
              Frick you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its mentioned that it doesn’t work on non-humans, not even half breeds like Hagrid who is half-giant

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Harry goes to Hogwarts when he's ten, right? Since the books never touched on him attending sex education I assume it just wasn't an issue back then in the 90s. Did he ever learn about highschool maths? I don't think so. Wizards not knowing maths explains A LOT about their world.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whats the best harry and hermione fic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if Harry was a Slytherin by CarlinBrothers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thnx bruv

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So who does Ron frick if Hermione is taken away?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ginny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Best girl Lavender Brown.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True, also best girl in most fanfics. Afraid to look up how she looks now tho.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Still cute. And confirmed fertile.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't read those because I'm not a teenage femcel, what is she like?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Easy, bi and big titted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      some random gryffindor pureblood

      Best girl Lavender Brown.

      she died and that's a good thing

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if she wouldn't hit the wall

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ia slop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty good except for the fingers fusing into her hair

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The lions pride fanfic is canon

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you drank a luck potion and bet on a quiddich match, would your team win?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s banned from use in quidditch for players. For spectators, I think it would help you pick a winning team, but not magically make your team win if you placed a bet then took the potion. What it does is make the person who drinks it temporarily inspired to seek out and make the most of fortuitous opportunities, but it doesn’t warp reality.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even JK Rowling said Harry should have been with Hermoine. Like b***h you wrote the damn thing.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hermione should have ended up with Malfoy, showing the world what women are really like. They'll go for a vicious bully and coward just cause he's tall and handsome, but turn down a kind and loyale redhead because he's poor.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, he should have gotten with Pansy. Her actress in Chamber of Secrets mogged Hermione

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wasnt she replaced for some reason?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC, Rowling recast her because she was too pretty for such a minor character and didn't want to take the spotlight away from Hermione

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Also her and Draco didn't marry because Pansy was written to be all the girls that were mean to her growing up, which I find hilarious imagine decades after the fact still seething about that and openly admitting it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wasnt she replaced for some reason?

          According to google there have been 4 pansys

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dafuq

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was too pretty.
        For real

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In book geynee is literally 10/10 and hermyonee is 6/10

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy grindelwald

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off steve kloves

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Harry should've ended up with a literal who he met as an adult. Who the hell marries people they met in middle school?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a mixed sex boarding school, not just a normal school

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Harry should have been with Luna Lovegood.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Changed pairings should have been
    >Harry with Katie Ginny/Bell/Cho Chang/Lavander Bown/Patil Twins
    >Hermione with Draco Malfoy (but he cheats on her with Luna so she breaks up with him)
    >Ron single (hooks up with Hermione after she's been burned by Draco)
    >Neville with Susan Bones
    >Lupin (dead) with Tonks (single mother)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Luna would never do this. Terrible ideas.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you don't know the Malfoy charm, Luna is airheaded enough to not get why it would be a big deal to sleep with a man already in a relationship

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people simply cannot comprehend that Harry wants a sporty girl like Cho and Ginny and not the freaks and geeks like Luna and Hermione

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Luna x Malfoy could actually work

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it matter who fricks who? Go watch your romance dramas you homosexual

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