This reminds me that there is this Russian book called The Last Ringbearer by Kirill Eskov that's basically "what if Mordor was the good guys" fanfiction. I haven't read it, but I always found it interesting.
It's interesting until you realize that it's not LOTR fanfiction but actually impotent Russian seething about western propaganda portraying them as the bad guys.
Frankly i'm offended, hobbits are clearly Cinemaphile manchildren
does this idiot also not realize it all comes from the book not holywood, the anti industrial stuff was a lot heavier in the book too
haz is such an oddity. he's schizophrenic and crass like a chud but still views everything through this insanely gay oppressor v oppressed
lens like a tankie. irritating little man
>he's schizophrenic and crass like a chud but still views everything through this insanely gay oppressor v oppressed lens
communists are chuds outside of the west.
This is the dumbest of all takes. We saw in the elf mirror what would happen if Sauron got the ring; everyone enslaved or murdered, ruin and decay everywhere.
Who tf is this idiot.
Sauron was the aggressor, orcs were coded as Nazi Germany not USSR. Fought Sauron then had to fight him again? Yeah Germany in WWI (which Tolkein fought in) and WWII.
What an idiot
>Orcs were "coded" as the Ottoman armies threatening Europe only a few hundred years ago
It's very obvious Sauron / orcs are Germany, which is why they fought them twice.
Hobbits are rural farmers of England.
Men are city folk of England
Dwarves are Scots
Elves are Irish/Welsh
Eagles for the US Air Force
It's not that difficult
It's well known that Elvish was derived from Welsh. I mean, you have them sail off into the West (Ireland) from the lands of the Shire/Middle Earth.
"Tolkien further stated that he had given Sindarin "a linguistic character very like (though not identical with) British-Welsh ... because it seems to fit the rather 'Celtic' type of legends and stories told of its speakers", i.e. that he envisaged a "fit" between the language, the character of his Sindarin Elves, and the people in Celtic legends."
Hobbits are actually Swiss. >Produce world class mercenary adventurers who go to the ends of the world yet always long for comfy home (Heimweh) >Idyllic perfect society with no major problems marred by the pettiness of miserly familial inheritance disputes and overly nosy neighbours (buenzlis) >Incorrigibly racist
Men are anglo self-inserts and the Elves are actually foreign high-cultures that make anglos insecure. The French, Some middle eastern upper classes, Continental royal principalities, Monaco, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg etc.
>Men are anglo self-inserts and the Elves are actually foreign high-cultures that make anglos insecure.
Nope. Elvish is from Welsh language and there are very clear Celtic references.
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Most of western Europe has celtic origins, particularly the French
Ah, yes, the famous Last Ringbearer. Russians really are uneducatable. >Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.
Eskov is a bad writer.
that's the only criticism one can make against him.
i know it perfectly: i do read his "book"
taking him to harass russians as a whole is nonsensical and Hillary tier. makes you look like a Black person.
Don't have to, he's just fricking wrong and venting his anger about classic medieval fantasy written by a British Christian when he should just write his own medieval fantasy book based on his Arabic/Islamic culture until he realizes that his Muslim people were the aggressors invading and trying to colonize Europe.
Saruman literally starts calling himself Saruman of Many Colors because Gandalf hits him so hard he turns gay
Saruman the LGBT
Libtards are mentally ill
Muslims and LOTR gays all belong in hell.
>another Twitter screenshot thread from some literal who moron
Pls kys
>some literal who moron
that's Dr. Haz Al-Din you fricking uncultured idiot
Dumb esl poster
did you mean to put that in the name field?
Nobody knows who she is.
Haz Al Din deez nuts, Black person
Isn't this the 3rd hole guy?
explain
Dr all deez
some kavkaz mudslime churka?
typical Last Ringbearer fanboy
yall homies are so fricking boring i sleep zzzzzzZzzzzz
zased
>Russian flag
Of course
Sauron is the Pope
This reminds me that there is this Russian book called The Last Ringbearer by Kirill Eskov that's basically "what if Mordor was the good guys" fanfiction. I haven't read it, but I always found it interesting.
I read it. Starts off very interesting, gets boring halfway through.
It's interesting until you realize that it's not LOTR fanfiction but actually impotent Russian seething about western propaganda portraying them as the bad guys.
Show me one time when the West was right lately.
You can't.
It's rather telling that the Russian would identify more with Mordor than any other faction.
Frankly i'm offended, hobbits are clearly Cinemaphile manchildren
does this idiot also not realize it all comes from the book not holywood, the anti industrial stuff was a lot heavier in the book too
I love this meme
Imma need some context here
Lurk more
Nah I have a life, been lurking since 2009 anon
A chinese streaming version of Fight Club had pic rel flash on screen before the end credits rolled, which is what these memes are referencing.
Ah yes Russia/China bots never cease to amaze me
did those chinks even watch the movie? tyler wasnt real
The bomb was successfully defused by the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan.
>He got out in 2012
Thanks Obama.
>Show a savage, violent, ugly race that turns every place they live in into a hellhole.
>Russians and shitskins come to their defence.
Every time. Nice projection.
Glowie puppet to spew shit that makes Amazon slop seem reasonable. So tired of this shit.
Why is it that trying to "decode" secret meanings in LotR is always 100% the moment that anyone's ideology turns into an irredeemable laughingstock?
First larpagan wignats with Varg and now apparently Putincels.
Everybody knows Orcs like to take it in the ass.
And that is, that alone, the real cause of the Ring War.
Sometimes russians are proven wrong.
haz is such an oddity. he's schizophrenic and crass like a chud but still views everything through this insanely gay oppressor v oppressed
lens like a tankie. irritating little man
>he's schizophrenic and crass like a chud but still views everything through this insanely gay oppressor v oppressed lens
communists are chuds outside of the west.
>leftoid has slightly different flavor of mental illness than every other leftoid
Wow, so odd!
>Haz Al-Din
opinion discarded
This is the dumbest of all takes. We saw in the elf mirror what would happen if Sauron got the ring; everyone enslaved or murdered, ruin and decay everywhere.
Who tf is this idiot.
Sauron was the aggressor, orcs were coded as Nazi Germany not USSR. Fought Sauron then had to fight him again? Yeah Germany in WWI (which Tolkein fought in) and WWII.
What an idiot
Orcs were "coded" as the Ottoman armies threatening Europe only a few hundred years ago
orcs were coded as my dick
That makes no sense from a narrative standpoint
>Orcs were "coded" as the Ottoman armies threatening Europe only a few hundred years ago
It's very obvious Sauron / orcs are Germany, which is why they fought them twice.
Hobbits are rural farmers of England.
Men are city folk of England
Dwarves are Scots
Elves are Irish/Welsh
Eagles for the US Air Force
It's not that difficult
It's well known that Elvish was derived from Welsh. I mean, you have them sail off into the West (Ireland) from the lands of the Shire/Middle Earth.
"Tolkien further stated that he had given Sindarin "a linguistic character very like (though not identical with) British-Welsh ... because it seems to fit the rather 'Celtic' type of legends and stories told of its speakers", i.e. that he envisaged a "fit" between the language, the character of his Sindarin Elves, and the people in Celtic legends."
Hobbits are actually Swiss.
>Produce world class mercenary adventurers who go to the ends of the world yet always long for comfy home (Heimweh)
>Idyllic perfect society with no major problems marred by the pettiness of miserly familial inheritance disputes and overly nosy neighbours (buenzlis)
>Incorrigibly racist
Men are anglo self-inserts and the Elves are actually foreign high-cultures that make anglos insecure. The French, Some middle eastern upper classes, Continental royal principalities, Monaco, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg etc.
>Hobbits are actually Swiss.
No they aren't, they represent rural England/Midlands where Tolkein is from.
>Men are anglo self-inserts and the Elves are actually foreign high-cultures that make anglos insecure.
Nope. Elvish is from Welsh language and there are very clear Celtic references.
Most of western Europe has celtic origins, particularly the French
This millennial need to deconstruct everything is getting extremely tiresome
>muslim identifies with mordor
who would've thought?
>Mordor
>posts pictures of the Harad
Come on man, apply yourself
they were allied
Ah, yes, the famous Last Ringbearer. Russians really are uneducatable.
>Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.
Eskov is a bad writer.
that's the only criticism one can make against him.
i know it perfectly: i do read his "book"
taking him to harass russians as a whole is nonsensical and Hillary tier. makes you look like a Black person.
>taking the cringiest buzzwords of Cinemaphile and posting it on your shitter account
people over the age of 15 don't actually do this, do they?
That's a twitter post right? It's defacto incorrect if it is.
Don't have to, he's just fricking wrong and venting his anger about classic medieval fantasy written by a British Christian when he should just write his own medieval fantasy book based on his Arabic/Islamic culture until he realizes that his Muslim people were the aggressors invading and trying to colonize Europe.
meh bait
it was christian fanfic
I have reached the stage where I've stopped arguing against obvious ragebait
>A shitskin defends the orc's side of the story
Like pottery