K i n d a, it's was a d list (maybe c list at the time), and I didn't even interact with him, but like 18-20+ years ago, Billy Blanks came to my elementary school.
I almost got to met Stan Lee years ago at a free comic book day event, but I left before the photo op/meet and greet , or whatever was (this was like 5-8 years ago)
I waited on Stan Lee on Hawaii. This was a year or 2 before he died. His handler was a dick and stan was super jovial but seemed senile. He tried to eat his handlers bacon and the dude slapped his hand away. Was not surprised when the handler guy came out as a scumbag after his death. I waited on a few famous people in Hawaii and in nyc. Peter Weller was another good one.
i met jane fonda like 20 years ago, nice lady, she gave a really raunchy speech to my high school about rainbow parties, i went to a fricked up high school
i was at the mall and this intensely hot shota boy walks by me and he was so hot i stared at him and he notices me and he smiles at me and waves at me as he walks by. i was so stunned by his shota hotness that it was an hour later that i realized who he was.
Met James May and Jeremy Clarkson few years back. James was drinking an entire bottle of wine at 11 am, they took a picture with me and made fun of my hair. Pretty good experience.
Several, but it was never very interesting. There just happened to be a bunch with vacation homes near where I lived and I was too young to know who most of them even were, so it was always like >Hey dad, who is that guy at the checkout line everyone is going up to? >That's Fricky McRinkadink. >Who? >He's an actor. >Oh.
I ran into Michael Cera once. Being that I'm in a third world ass country where you don't see Hollywood people just walking around, I thought it was just a guy who looked like him.
The next day I found out from a radio show that he was shooting an indie movie here.
When I saw him, I did a double take, and he must have noticed, because he stared at me for a second, like he expected me to ask for an autograph or something.
I also ran into Bruce Dickinson (of Iron Maiden); same situation, I didn't think it could be him, but it was. As it turns out, after a tour, he likes to secretly visit the countries they played at, and particularly likes to go to watch local fencing matches. I lived near the gym of the national fencing federation, and he was coming out of it when I was walking home.
So twice I've ran into celebrities and disbelieved my own eyes because "what the frick would they be doing here, in my nothing city, in my nothing country?"
Chile, and no, it's the most boring South American country. Comparatively the safest and most civilized, too, but it doesn't have all the tourist attractions all the other Latin American countries have. People are also pretty cold and reserved, not loud or friendly like other latino people.
Unless you like hiking and trekking, there's a lot of cool mountains. Most of the country is fricking mountains. I guess a lot of beaches too, but they're not like Brazil's or anything like that.
Mind you, I'm not complaining, I prefer it all to be that way, but I always wonder why the frick would tourists want to come here. I get coming for business, but for a vacation? Fricking why?
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I met Phil Rynda at a comic convention in 2012
who's Phil Rynda?
he's probably the one guy most responsible for the "calarts" style of cartoons that everybody hates.
he was incredibly nice and answered questions and drew sketches for the large crowd of people at his booth
take that how you will
Nta, but why? There's nothing wrong with suicide, I've actually had a change of heart, I used to think I was only done out of cowardice, but I now get why people do it.
Michael C Hall, he's a complete frickhead, very unfriendly. Christin Milioti who is an absolute sweetheart and took a shine to me. I had to really stop myself from trying to get close to her because i didn't want to lose my job
>Michael C Hall, he's a complete frickhead, very unfriendly.
Don't know why but this doesn't surprise me.
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Anonymous
>Don't know why but this doesn't surprise me
His newlywed wife supported him when he had cancer (like chemotherapy and everything) and the first thing he does when he gets cleared of cancer is cheat on her with Julia Stiles, his co-worker.
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Anonymous
Yeah, but it goes beyond that. I don't know if it's his voice or the way he carries himself, the tan, just something about the dude comes off as seedy to me.
12 months ago
Anonymous
He's an arrogant dickhead and just outright rude all the time. Treated everyone but the women around him with complete contempt. Walked around like wiener of the walk looking at everyone like shit and insulted or tried to humiliate and belittle anyone who even said one word to him, unless you had a vegana of course. He didn't like male competition in his space taking attention away from him. So this
>Don't know why but this doesn't surprise me
His newlywed wife supported him when he had cancer (like chemotherapy and everything) and the first thing he does when he gets cleared of cancer is cheat on her with Julia Stiles, his co-worker.
I used to work at a ritzy 5-star hotel.
I met Dave Grohl and had a whole ass conversation with him about some of his side projects like QotSA and Killing Joke. Got some cool pictures with him too.
I met Paris Hilton and Michael Jordan too, though more briefly.
Movies/TV: Kevin Smith, Paul McGann, George Takei
Music: Jay-Z, Memphis Bleek, Kenny Chesney, Rick Trevino, Remy Zero (band that did the Smallville theme), Dream (Diddy's girl group)
Books: Sarah Vowell (Violet from The Incredibles), Alison Bechdel (namesake of the Bechdel test)
Yes, I worked at the Dorchester hotel, London in my early 20's >Brad Pitt
Was chill, liked a beer or two and even bummed a smoke off me >Guy Ritchie
A giga chad, looks down on normal homosexuals but wasn't rude >Eminem
Was cool, signed loads of shit for staff without asking. >Lots of sports stars
Mostly boring c**ts but always had thots with them >Tom Cruise
Was o.k and didn't mind talking, a very generic celebrity. Polite and nothing to make you like or hate him. He didn't come across as a schizo alien man. >Cara Delevingne
Was wasted but very funny and kind
Met lots more but they were private people. Most women celebs are stuck up and treat you like the wagie you are
I saw Samuel L Jackson jogging on Venice Beach. This motherfricker had sunglasses, a ball cap, and hoodie on in 90 degree weather but you could still tell it was him. I gave him a head nod and he nodded back.
>lifeguard at water park >anticipating celebrity that day >Close off small back pool for the event >it's supposedly Adam Sandler's daughters birthday >get stationed out where they're setting everything up >tour bus rolls up and people step out >about 30 people >no sandman though >bus rolls off >...he went to the front to handle the tickets maybe? >everyone starts clapping suddenly >They're giving a toast to some one >an old, crusty looking dude in flip flops >it's Sandler >so old now I couldn't even recognize him getting off the bus >things settle down, he walks over to where I am by the pool >"great weather where having today"
I think I responded with something dumb like "yea it's beautiful out", but he was great guy
>be me on vacation in bongland >see Maisie Williams gliding down the sidewalk >like a graceful penguin with gout >follow her for a block >working up courage >gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?” >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >stares intently for a few moments >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!” >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON! >she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper >head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Maisie wieners her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?” >look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script >she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!” >he slinks away without even taking my order >Maisie pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >starts rubbing at her crotch >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?” >look over my shoulder and frantically signal the waiter for the check >turn around >Maisie is slumped over the table >raped to death by Pakis
I met jon stewart. He's a jerk. >driving around town >minding my own business >see Jon Stewart >wave to him >he does the classic )--------( face >naw, frick that, pull out my phone at the next stop >take a pic >instead of smiling he just looks at me like he didn't bring this upon himself >pic related
I met Huey Lewis's keyboard player. He came into the music store I worked at and I sold him a synthesizer. Super nice guy. He had two floozies with him, and one of them pointed to a black microphone and said, "Ohh... look... a big black one." He got me tickets and backstage passes.
I walked next to Tom Hanks for a few blocks in Vienna once. He was chill and we talked about food
I saw Emma Watson at an airport from afar
I used to live in Connecticut before the pandemic so I saw Keith Richards once. Surrounded by bodyguards
I never understood how Lenny Kravitz was a sort of rockstar in the US but I hear Europe and Latin America loved the guy and he's a legend abroad. Makes no sense.
Worked for David Bowie for 3 months. Shared an elevator with forest Whittaker once which was pretty cool, we heading up to a very fancy jazz club in new York and he gave me a smile and nod. He was wearing the ultra tacky denim suit and when we walked in he went off and sat with Lauren Fishburn, who was wearing a baby pink suit
Ill try be vague I'm not doxing myself on a mongolian throat singing forum. He was just a genuinely down to earth and really nice guy, very kind and very funny. Very smart too, took the time to talk to you like a normal friend, and it genuinely felt that way. He was very sick at the time too so the fact he put the effort in when he probably just wanted to lie down says a lot. I was one of the last people to see him a live he died the very same night I last saw him
He was so sick the last day of work he was rushed off in his car by his wife and bodyguards, barely took the time to talk to my boss but came up to me to talk. Probably because we were the only 2 British guys working on the project we got along really well
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He was so sick the last day of work he was rushed off in his car by his wife and bodyguards, barely took the time to talk to my boss but came up to me to talk. Probably because we were the only 2 British guys working on the project we got along really well
Thank you for sharing, anon.
I’m assuming you worked on Lazarus, but my headcanon is thaf you worked on Bowie’s unfinished Spongebob musical.
Michael C Hall, he's a complete frickhead, very unfriendly. Christin Milioti who is an absolute sweetheart and took a shine to me. I had to really stop myself from trying to get close to her because i didn't want to lose my job
Never saw anything while I worked with her, but I think if I tried something could have happened. She locked eyes with me all the time and we ended up talking really often. What I can say in one of the scenes we worked together on she crawled on all fours downstage in lingerie so 8 times a week i was sat right behind her staring directly at her butt and pus. It was glorious
When I was little my family lived in Lucerne Valley CA for a little while, and Michael Berryman shopped at the same grocery store since it was literally the only place to buy food for like fifty miles. He was really nice and taller than I thought he would be.
i met dmx he was drugged out tho went on a rant about israelites and white people being ''guard dogs'' and now they want blacks to be israeli ''guard dogs''
by guard dogs i think he mean like the crackers in wheat fields cause he talked about being a cracker with a whip while holding an extension cord.
Met Marie Claude Bourbannais at her absolute peak (early 2010s) in toronto Comic con. She's the kind of girl who didn't mind people being, uh close to her (within reason), holding hips and stuff
Meanwhile cosplayers nowadays weren't as breathtaking as her yet are much more entitled and b***hy. Glad I grew out of my weaboo phase because damn these people are getting more insufferable
Used to bartend at a high-end hotel. Off the top of my head:
Bill Murray was a great chat. Man loved cheese boards.
Hugh Grant was a c**t. We banned him from the premises for being shitfaced and causing trouble.
Sam Neil was very polite but seemed very tired all of the time.
Michael Douglas was the sickliest-looking man I've met.
Vlad Klichko was a bro.
MOGGED
i'll take both i'm hardcore
coke has not been kind katie it seems
K i n d a, it's was a d list (maybe c list at the time), and I didn't even interact with him, but like 18-20+ years ago, Billy Blanks came to my elementary school.
I almost got to met Stan Lee years ago at a free comic book day event, but I left before the photo op/meet and greet , or whatever was (this was like 5-8 years ago)
I waited on Stan Lee on Hawaii. This was a year or 2 before he died. His handler was a dick and stan was super jovial but seemed senile. He tried to eat his handlers bacon and the dude slapped his hand away. Was not surprised when the handler guy came out as a scumbag after his death. I waited on a few famous people in Hawaii and in nyc. Peter Weller was another good one.
What, I'm the bad guy because I want to eat my own bacon?
Frick Stan Lee. If he wanted extra bacon he should have ordered extra bacon
Met Quentin Tarantino, he called me a Black person just like in the movies
post hand
Whoa anon you are mean. That confirms my suspicion
I met Mike V behind a Ross' Dress for Less. weird day tbh
i met jane fonda like 20 years ago, nice lady, she gave a really raunchy speech to my high school about rainbow parties, i went to a fricked up high school
Yes, I have. The sex was awesome. He is so handsome.
Who?
Which one is the "celebrity"?
i was at the mall and this intensely hot shota boy walks by me and he was so hot i stared at him and he notices me and he smiles at me and waves at me as he walks by. i was so stunned by his shota hotness that it was an hour later that i realized who he was.
It was Henry Cavill
Met James May and Jeremy Clarkson few years back. James was drinking an entire bottle of wine at 11 am, they took a picture with me and made fun of my hair. Pretty good experience.
Neat
Several, but it was never very interesting. There just happened to be a bunch with vacation homes near where I lived and I was too young to know who most of them even were, so it was always like
>Hey dad, who is that guy at the checkout line everyone is going up to?
>That's Fricky McRinkadink.
>Who?
>He's an actor.
>Oh.
do you have a brother? are you both attractive?
I met Maitland Ward
bless you king
Nice breasts. She's pretty stacked as well.
Why's a porno bawd at Comic Con?
when was this taken, you can barely tell she had work done
also, bless her
Why yes I have. It was really great and she was super nice.
lose weight and shave your facial hair, anon
Kinda.
>I was happy to be in the same room with them
Fricking screaming!
Who are these b***hes?
Trinity Fatu and Mercedes Vernado, they're wrestlers.
Also known by their former names in WWE of Naomi and Sasha Banks
For $130 1 should've cupped the mans balls while the other worked the shaft
the fat old fricks who played Martok and Gowron from Star Trek
this was 2014 so they're in their 70s by now
that's not J.G. Hertzler
I ran into Michael Cera once. Being that I'm in a third world ass country where you don't see Hollywood people just walking around, I thought it was just a guy who looked like him.
The next day I found out from a radio show that he was shooting an indie movie here.
When I saw him, I did a double take, and he must have noticed, because he stared at me for a second, like he expected me to ask for an autograph or something.
I also ran into Bruce Dickinson (of Iron Maiden); same situation, I didn't think it could be him, but it was. As it turns out, after a tour, he likes to secretly visit the countries they played at, and particularly likes to go to watch local fencing matches. I lived near the gym of the national fencing federation, and he was coming out of it when I was walking home.
So twice I've ran into celebrities and disbelieved my own eyes because "what the frick would they be doing here, in my nothing city, in my nothing country?"
What country is it? Is it fun? I want to come.
Chile, and no, it's the most boring South American country. Comparatively the safest and most civilized, too, but it doesn't have all the tourist attractions all the other Latin American countries have. People are also pretty cold and reserved, not loud or friendly like other latino people.
Unless you like hiking and trekking, there's a lot of cool mountains. Most of the country is fricking mountains. I guess a lot of beaches too, but they're not like Brazil's or anything like that.
Mind you, I'm not complaining, I prefer it all to be that way, but I always wonder why the frick would tourists want to come here. I get coming for business, but for a vacation? Fricking why?
He never hiked the W in Torres Del Paine while fricking random single women tourists in all 4 Refugios along the way.
LMAO at your life!
are you one of those israelites that come every few years to try to set them on fire?
I really want to fly down there for a concert in a few months. As a Latino from the US who speaks some okayish Spanish how fricked am I?
my mom, she's a rockstar and I love her very much
A lot of people have met your mom inside and out
I’m a huge fan of anon’s mom
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Lol, really? I met Ryan Gosling last year and he was nothing but nice, and nothing like your post LMAO.
It's a copy-pasta.
Lmao it's Jack from Cinemaphile.
Hasn't been the same since the stroke. baka
The man's had several and still eats like shit, he's hopeless.
I met Phil Rynda at a comic convention in 2012
who's Phil Rynda?
he's probably the one guy most responsible for the "calarts" style of cartoons that everybody hates.
he was incredibly nice and answered questions and drew sketches for the large crowd of people at his booth
take that how you will
Sort of
that's crazy
This reminds me of the anon who was a huge Joseph Gordon Levitt fan when he bought his pajamas from 50/50 and described the smell.
Nta but I remember that shit.
Yeah Davey. What a creepy dude.
Lightly sweaty balls or something like that from the taint area?
no one here is old enough to remember Davey
>tfw 45, unemployed, and on Cinemaphile at 2:40 in the morning
Well, at least you didn't have a nice day
Nta, but why? There's nothing wrong with suicide, I've actually had a change of heart, I used to think I was only done out of cowardice, but I now get why people do it.
How long have you been unemployed? Do you have kids?
Eight months. No kids.
>Michael C Hall, he's a complete frickhead, very unfriendly.
Don't know why but this doesn't surprise me.
>Don't know why but this doesn't surprise me
His newlywed wife supported him when he had cancer (like chemotherapy and everything) and the first thing he does when he gets cleared of cancer is cheat on her with Julia Stiles, his co-worker.
Yeah, but it goes beyond that. I don't know if it's his voice or the way he carries himself, the tan, just something about the dude comes off as seedy to me.
He's an arrogant dickhead and just outright rude all the time. Treated everyone but the women around him with complete contempt. Walked around like wiener of the walk looking at everyone like shit and insulted or tried to humiliate and belittle anyone who even said one word to him, unless you had a vegana of course. He didn't like male competition in his space taking attention away from him. So this
doesn't surprise me at all
Damn, what a most devious shortcut you’ve taken
It's better if you can steal from on set.
Have you cummed on this?
It's his gf
I had sex with jennifer garner.
I've never introduced myself, but I have seen Anthony Mackie and Christina Hendricks in person
I used to work at a ritzy 5-star hotel.
I met Dave Grohl and had a whole ass conversation with him about some of his side projects like QotSA and Killing Joke. Got some cool pictures with him too.
I met Paris Hilton and Michael Jordan too, though more briefly.
Movies/TV: Kevin Smith, Paul McGann, George Takei
Music: Jay-Z, Memphis Bleek, Kenny Chesney, Rick Trevino, Remy Zero (band that did the Smallville theme), Dream (Diddy's girl group)
Books: Sarah Vowell (Violet from The Incredibles), Alison Bechdel (namesake of the Bechdel test)
Yes, I worked at the Dorchester hotel, London in my early 20's
>Brad Pitt
Was chill, liked a beer or two and even bummed a smoke off me
>Guy Ritchie
A giga chad, looks down on normal homosexuals but wasn't rude
>Eminem
Was cool, signed loads of shit for staff without asking.
>Lots of sports stars
Mostly boring c**ts but always had thots with them
>Tom Cruise
Was o.k and didn't mind talking, a very generic celebrity. Polite and nothing to make you like or hate him. He didn't come across as a schizo alien man.
>Cara Delevingne
Was wasted but very funny and kind
Met lots more but they were private people. Most women celebs are stuck up and treat you like the wagie you are
I saw Samuel L Jackson jogging on Venice Beach. This motherfricker had sunglasses, a ball cap, and hoodie on in 90 degree weather but you could still tell it was him. I gave him a head nod and he nodded back.
>t. knowing nodder
Based celebrity interacter. I only nod or say 'hey' when I see one in the wild, that's it.
I was within about 3 feet of CIA in Dublin. Completely forgot his real name and was totally stunned. Just watched him walk by
Did you shop for pic rel after?
You merely adopted the dadcore. I was born in it
How the frick is every piece that expensive? A $475 belt? It looks no different than any other belt and even the brand name isn't recognizeable
like you would clothe a CIA operative with a dolce gabbana polo shirt, totally realistic
>lifeguard at water park
>anticipating celebrity that day
>Close off small back pool for the event
>it's supposedly Adam Sandler's daughters birthday
>get stationed out where they're setting everything up
>tour bus rolls up and people step out
>about 30 people
>no sandman though
>bus rolls off
>...he went to the front to handle the tickets maybe?
>everyone starts clapping suddenly
>They're giving a toast to some one
>an old, crusty looking dude in flip flops
>it's Sandler
>so old now I couldn't even recognize him getting off the bus
>things settle down, he walks over to where I am by the pool
>"great weather where having today"
I think I responded with something dumb like "yea it's beautiful out", but he was great guy
>be me on vacation in bongland
>see Maisie Williams gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Maisie wieners her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Maisie pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and frantically signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Maisie is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
I met Rob Halford in a truckstop bathroom in 1987.
Do tell
I met jon stewart. He's a jerk.
>driving around town
>minding my own business
>see Jon Stewart
>wave to him
>he does the classic )--------( face
>naw, frick that, pull out my phone at the next stop
>take a pic
>instead of smiling he just looks at me like he didn't bring this upon himself
>pic related
what an butthole
anon, you're the butthole. jesus fricking christ
That homosexual nation wrecking heeb deserved it to be honest.
I met Huey Lewis's keyboard player. He came into the music store I worked at and I sold him a synthesizer. Super nice guy. He had two floozies with him, and one of them pointed to a black microphone and said, "Ohh... look... a big black one." He got me tickets and backstage passes.
I walked next to Tom Hanks for a few blocks in Vienna once. He was chill and we talked about food
I saw Emma Watson at an airport from afar
I used to live in Connecticut before the pandemic so I saw Keith Richards once. Surrounded by bodyguards
The whole stupid Trump family a few times.
Gillian Anderson in her prime.
Obama and Clinton.
Went drinking with Morten Harket.
Smoked backstage in Munich with Lenny Kravitz in 1991 when nobody knew him yet.
The Ramones
Lots of German celebrities.
My life has become a bit boring. I hang around with very rich people but nobody knows them.
I never understood how Lenny Kravitz was a sort of rockstar in the US but I hear Europe and Latin America loved the guy and he's a legend abroad. Makes no sense.
i went with a few friends to take pics with laker girls at hardees, if that counts
i saw an astronaut at the park back in 2005 or something like that, my mom pointed him out to me and i said some rude pun about his name quite loudly
Worked for David Bowie for 3 months. Shared an elevator with forest Whittaker once which was pretty cool, we heading up to a very fancy jazz club in new York and he gave me a smile and nod. He was wearing the ultra tacky denim suit and when we walked in he went off and sat with Lauren Fishburn, who was wearing a baby pink suit
Tell us about Bowie please. What did you do?
Ill try be vague I'm not doxing myself on a mongolian throat singing forum. He was just a genuinely down to earth and really nice guy, very kind and very funny. Very smart too, took the time to talk to you like a normal friend, and it genuinely felt that way. He was very sick at the time too so the fact he put the effort in when he probably just wanted to lie down says a lot. I was one of the last people to see him a live he died the very same night I last saw him
He was so sick the last day of work he was rushed off in his car by his wife and bodyguards, barely took the time to talk to my boss but came up to me to talk. Probably because we were the only 2 British guys working on the project we got along really well
Thank you for sharing, anon.
I’m assuming you worked on Lazarus, but my headcanon is thaf you worked on Bowie’s unfinished Spongebob musical.
I FRICKED Emma Watson. In the ass. Twice. No big deal. No I'm not Harvey
I absolutely believe you.
I used to frick a girl who later became a regular on a soap opera.
Michael C Hall, he's a complete frickhead, very unfriendly. Christin Milioti who is an absolute sweetheart and took a shine to me. I had to really stop myself from trying to get close to her because i didn't want to lose my job
Are the rumors about her being a huge bawd true?
Never saw anything while I worked with her, but I think if I tried something could have happened. She locked eyes with me all the time and we ended up talking really often. What I can say in one of the scenes we worked together on she crawled on all fours downstage in lingerie so 8 times a week i was sat right behind her staring directly at her butt and pus. It was glorious
When I was little my family lived in Lucerne Valley CA for a little while, and Michael Berryman shopped at the same grocery store since it was literally the only place to buy food for like fifty miles. He was really nice and taller than I thought he would be.
i met dmx he was drugged out tho went on a rant about israelites and white people being ''guard dogs'' and now they want blacks to be israeli ''guard dogs''
by guard dogs i think he mean like the crackers in wheat fields cause he talked about being a cracker with a whip while holding an extension cord.
Met Marie Claude Bourbannais at her absolute peak (early 2010s) in toronto Comic con. She's the kind of girl who didn't mind people being, uh close to her (within reason), holding hips and stuff
Meanwhile cosplayers nowadays weren't as breathtaking as her yet are much more entitled and b***hy. Glad I grew out of my weaboo phase because damn these people are getting more insufferable
Met Kevin Conroy last July.
Actually got to talk to him instead of the usual one second photo and frick off.
Used to bartend at a high-end hotel. Off the top of my head:
Bill Murray was a great chat. Man loved cheese boards.
Hugh Grant was a c**t. We banned him from the premises for being shitfaced and causing trouble.
Sam Neil was very polite but seemed very tired all of the time.
Michael Douglas was the sickliest-looking man I've met.
Vlad Klichko was a bro.
BBC News about 14 years ago asked to film my dog and said we'd be on the telly later on. They cut me out of the shot.