>has 8/10 girlfriend
>hates his life in the 20th century
what the frick was his problem?
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>has 8/10 girlfriend. >hates his life in the 20th century
>has 8/10 girlfriend
>hates his life in the 20th century
what the frick was his problem?
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It was a different time. Now Fry’s life looks decent
he was a pizza delivery boy and his gf cucked him, why wouldn't he hate his 20th century life?
you have to understand this website is actually populated by people who would unironically think that was a life not only worth living, but something to be enjoyed
Things are bad, anon.
The girl who threw him out without warning, dumped him, and immediately hooked up with another guy?
Yeah, she's a catch.
>riding by him in a cab with her arm around another man
>tells him it's not working out and she left his stuff on the curb.
I'd hate my life too after that lol
Would you leave everything behind to travel in an unknown future?
depends how far into thr future.
next couple hundred years are gonna be a dystopian nightmare full of war, poverty, enslavement, forced sterilization and genocides.
maybe after civilization has collapsed and rebuilt again.
fun fact: we've mined all the easily accessed minerals on earth. all minerals remaining require alloys of said minerals to access. if society collapses that's it, we don't get a do-over, its mud-huts and sticks for the rest of human history.
source?
not cause i don't believe you, but because this sounds interesting
you are more bug than human
I don't think you understand how big the planet is anon.. or know how small mine operations are.
you're supporting the assertion. our mining operations are tiny and can barely scratch the surface of the earth no matter how advanced our technology gets
>our mining operations are tiny
Correct
>can barely scratch the surface of the earth no matter how advanced our technology gets
Pants on head moronic.
currently we still only have access to an infinitesimal percentage of the earth's resources.
and you're only parroting that because it sounds plausible
it's one of those urban legends that's been flying around the internet for 20 years and no one actually bothers to actually research
...yes, also if you wait a couple of ice ages the tectonic plates have maybe shifted enough for there to be fresh new metal for the future dorks.
This is true for oil and coal (would be very complicated to kickstart a new Industrial Revolution) but the minerals like steel and bronze all being above ground would actually be a boon to future civilizations.
Do they think they'd instantaneously disappear if we had a societal collapse? It would be like medieval Italians fetching bricks from the Coliseum.
>oil will run out in 20 years - 1960
>oil will run out in 10 years - 1980
>oil will run out in 5 years - 1990
>oil will run out in a year - 2000
>oil will run out in ten years - 2010
>oil will run out in a year - 2020
if the point was to make me not care, they succeeded
>can't plan ahead for scarcity of resources
Your ancestors must be African.
My ancestors live in an area where it can be cold and snowy for half the year, so I am pretty certain we've established planning ahead or we wouldn't exist at this point. Also
>missing my point entirely
Perhaps you inherited your IQ from Africans?
Could be, I would have no idea. I merely laugh at the headlines and keep living my live as I do.
easily accessed oil ran out decades ago
Cope
yes, that's what you are doing
Prove it.
there is more oil in saskatchewan canada than the rest of the country and they refuse to allow access to it. fort mcmurray alberta is where most of oil industry currently and literally dwarfs the size of deposits and just the basic cursory finds. shale is massive industry they refuse to allow in most countries because it would be so cheap and abundant that it would crash the industry. so they put shackles on it and carbon taxes and tie it up in land rights and other nonsense. 'empty' wells in southern america have been refilling as well. there are no limits on the amount of oil that could impede our using it. will never run out in million years.
Venezuela sits on nearly 1/4th of all the known supply globally and because they're a shit useless country that constantly fricks any industry that goes near them with dumbass socialist Hispanic policies it all sits untapped.
No it didn't, you actual fricking moron.
okay go grab me a bucket of oil real quick.
Rolled my eye thinking how stupid this comment is.
>he doesn't know oil used to just sit on top of the ground
I said shut the frick up, moron.
i accept your concession
>its mud-huts and sticks for the rest of human history
God I fricking hope so.
So in other words, we'll return to monkey
fun fact: just two more decades doomer bro! we are all going to make it
>next couple hundred years are gonna be a dystopian nightmare full of war, poverty, enslavement, forced sterilization and genocides.
this is happening right now, you're just sheltered away in a first world country
momma always told me to count my blessings i wasnt born a Black person
stop being a virgin
wasn't he getting regularly cucked?
Yes. OP is just a baiting moron.
>thinks his family hated him
>later it's revealed they all loved and missed him
>his brother even named his child after him
>thinks his boss hated him
>later it's revealed he took care of his dog until its death
>thinks his ex-girlfriend hated him
>later it's revealed the only time she was happy was with him
he was literally beloved by everyone around him
didn't the gf cuck him again the first chance she got after saying that
>later it's revealed the only time she was happy was with him
Classic women move when they realize the grass isn’t greener after destroying your life
yeah that's just the standard course of a relationship, women always opines for the guy she treated like shit, Futurama nailed it 20 years ago
Women have always been the same throughout human history. Why do you think every society in history gave them no rights
it's revealed he took care of his dog until its death
NOT ANYMORE
RETCONNED
I’m so happy the age of goatee is over
>life is all about women
Maybe one day you'll stop being 12
he had a shitty job. i'd rather be single for the rest of my life than work a shitty job for the rest of my life
Before feminism, having a gf as a total loser was normal
cyclops pussy goes crazy
she literally was a crazy bpd bipolar prostitute who cucked him
she cucked him with the weedbro from BIODOME. Most definitely best woman outcome (cyclops mutant) for him
she was a hoo-er
For me, it's the gigantic cyclop woman
Fry's dad was right about everything.
I'm 25 years old and a virgin.
Apart from the b***h GF he had it fine, he just didn't realize it because he was too frustrated about being stuck in a rut without any purpose, but lacked the ambition to do anything about it himself. Being sent to the future just handed him a fulfilling job and a more interesting social life on a silver platter.
Futurama is a metaphor for leaving your shithole hometown. I refuse to believe otherwise.