I found Judy Tenuta funny in the 90s. Haven't revisited those sets since then, so it could just be that I was young and didn't know any better.
Also just found out she died in 22.
That surprised me, it was funny from start to finish
Jordan "I'm too Italian for therapy" Jensen
Her bit about confronting her lesbian mom for cheating on her girlfriend with a guy is pretty good.
That was a great routine. The overly exuberant laughing girl in the crowd was cracking me up, too.
Philomena Cunk makes me lol irl frfr.
Her delivery is fantastic
I think Taylor Tomlinson is pretty funny, if only because she seems to have legit mental problems and grew up fairly sheltered. And you'd think because she's a woman and most of her comedy is about her dating history she's just as bad as every other female comic, but if you pay attention she acts a lot more like an incel than most women. She definitely scares off way more men than she fricks.
Yeah. They aren't as funny as men on average but a few have had ok bits over the years. A lot of them are hurr durr vegana hurr durr my period but a handful have gotten a genuine laugh from me
>those two older lesbians that teased me saying they wanted to try a dick and asked to see mine but I was too shy and they made fun of me being embarrassed but nothing actually happened
For me good humor comes from situations and requires very long setup like what you get in real life or sitcoms. There is no way that can be done in a stand-up routine.
this. there's absolutely nothing funny about some attention seeking twat that labels themselves COMEDIAN XD, go up on stage and recite
pre-written jokes and fake stories to get laughs. in what world is that normalized. talk about try hard
Based. Stand up is a very hard skill to master, mainly because it's so anti social. It's a skill that's developed almost exclusively by broken losers as a coping mechanism, which is why 90% of stand up is so self deprecating, and the other 10% are people telling 10 minute stories to finally set up the punch line. It's socializing all by yourself. Normal people are funny by throwing in jokes relevant to the conversation they're having or the activity they're doing. I won't say stand up isn't funny (it least it used to be), but it's something entirely different than normal real life humor.
Well you aren't looking hard enough. There's bunch of viral posts about how it's so easy being lightskin. Twitter blacks have a hate boner for mullato women
I've literally spent like an hour going through the comments. There's literally just one guy going "hey you guys are laughing cuz you think she's gonna let you frick right?" And that's about it.
Anon... That's a lightskin. She's clearly just mad she isn't as thick. One of her most recent posts is her posting her face and complaining that people are saying she's hating because she's darker.
I like that one where he was beating the "Ang Lee directs a Hulk movie" joke into the ground but then it just becomes even more funny because Ang Lee directing an Hulk movie is perfectly ridiculous and worth a casual chuckle.
He pushed it so far he validated the public mindset he starts out trying to unspool and condemn.
Thats certainly a question. Well, getting starbucks and coffee is such an important part of these b***hes lives (why that is I'll never know, gilmore girls maybe?) So perhaps they see themselves as being important for being the one who pours that coffee. Its certainly something to ponder.
I worked as a barista for a while and the job seems to attract a different kind of lowlife customer service burnout compared to fast food. There's slightly more to know about making coffee than flipping burgers, even though a moron can learn all there is to know about different beans, roasts, grinds etc. Also, coffee has its own gay little subculture, having been co-opted by city slicker bohemian hipster homosexuals for the last few decades. This leads baristas to think they're somehow doing something more dignified than working any other bottom of the barrel food service job.
>Making coffee is hard
I swear this lie makes it so people refuse to buy a home espresso machine for no reason, it is not hard you will probably make coffee better than half of what you get at a cafe on your 2nd try
I worked as a barista for a while and the job seems to attract a different kind of lowlife customer service burnout compared to fast food. There's slightly more to know about making coffee than flipping burgers, even though a moron can learn all there is to know about different beans, roasts, grinds etc. Also, coffee has its own gay little subculture, having been co-opted by city slicker bohemian hipster homosexuals for the last few decades. This leads baristas to think they're somehow doing something more dignified than working any other bottom of the barrel food service job.
>opted by city slicker bohemian hipster homosexuals for the last few decades. This leads baristas to think they're somehow doing something more dignified than working any other bottom of the barrel food service job.
can confirm >t. millennial who visits hipster markets who sell 7 dollar coffee bottles. >Somehow tastes worst than a regular coffee at McDonald's
People for some reason are more picky when it comes to their coffee. They dont seem to care that much if their burger has less ketchup than the standard, but they will be furious if you add an extra tablespoon of sugar in their coffee >T. wagied as a barista and as a burger flipper
People takes their job more seriously when they pretend (and make you pretend) that it's a serious thing
And some things are elevated to that level by popular perception.
Like Chefs, who make no distinction workwise from a 4 star restaurant "dude that cooks food I want" and a paki boiling dog in china, that's also a "dude that cooks food I want"
There's no objective metric for their job (like, arquitect: building a house that doesn't fall) because the end service is based on your own personal perception.
So if people PERCEIVE their drinks from a barista to be more "important" or "high art" than normal fast food service drinks, they'll treat that as high art, when in reality there's no difference between a barista and a kid selling lemonade
I never got what was so funny about her or why she got her own sitcom or day time talk show. I think the only people that found her funny was other women. I remember my ex had me watch an Ellen stand up special and she was in tears laughing at it despite seeing it before. I didn’t laugh or even chuckle at a single bit.
I just accept men and women have different tastes. Which is why they love incoherent slop like the Barbie movie.
>Which is why they love incoherent slop like the Barbie movie.
FRICKING THIS, whats so great about that movie? I mean the sets were cool and the leads did a decent job but thats it, the plot and message are complete gibberish
Not even a vaxxtard, but this is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a female standup. I still find it hard to believe it wasn't part of the act.
I’m now imagining she’s some shitposting chudette making fun of stereotypical women Cinemaphile makes fun of culminating in some physical comedy. Would have been the goat comedy routine of all time if this were the case (obviously not).
Not even a vaxxtard, but this is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a female standup. I still find it hard to believe it wasn't part of the act.
The fact she thinks anybody would believe someone called her and asked her to "repent", and she definitely didn't get ghosted after being used like a cumsock and is salty about it.
The punchline was that after the call she put it in her stand up and her boyfriend/husband told her that if you google Jehovahs Witnesses in the NBA you only get two people and that it's probably not cool to out him like that.
She then says, for those of you using google and wondering, if wasn't the White one.
This is fricking hilarious. The funny part isn't the joke, the funny part is how fricking terrible this joke is and how stupid she looks being up on a stage doing stand up comedy. I would be howling all night long if I were at one of her shows.
What an odd joke. The nearest equivalent I can think of as a joke men tell is not wanting to shag fat girls or feminists, but those are choices and not something immutable.
Is it possible for women to tell jokes that aren't mean-spirited or involve their veganas? >Captcha: WMN K0
If you mock the fact that non-japanese asians had to date the lowest of the whites to get out of their shitty country, you would be declared to be alt right or something
I don't think asian women are full fledged human beings. Ugly moronic bug women with moronic ching chong voices and 0 distinctive attractive features on any part of their body have no right to criticize anybody about anything. Also I've noticed that they simply CANNOT into comedy. It's always just mean spiritedly laughing others misfortune and putting people down, another sign that they are not humans with souls. At least SOME asian men are real human beings. I see why the chinese went out of their way to avoid having daughters as much as they did.
I saw this video on IG. I had it on mute, but holy frick those lightskin breasts.
I followed her immediately. I have no idea what her joke was, something about her having autism based on what I read.
I think Taylor Tomlinson is pretty funny, if only because she seems to have legit mental problems and grew up fairly sheltered. And you'd think because she's a woman and most of her comedy is about her dating history she's just as bad as every other female comic, but if you pay attention she acts a lot more like an incel than most women. She definitely scares off way more men than she fricks.
I think laughter and what we find funny is deeper and more important than we understand yet. Imagine if there was a successful set done by a male comedian, and then his audience (who had been pissing themselves laughing) had their minds wiped to forget it entirely. Then they watched a woman comedian flawlessly repeat exactly the same set. I believe she would get zero genuine laughs, just the few pity laughs or dishonest laughs you usually get when women comedians perform. And I don't think that would be due to sexism, I think that why we laugh and who we laugh with is deeper than we understand.
interesting take, but i disagree. the kind of stories and sets women bring to stand up is very different from men's. the reason i tune out of female comedians bits are that they almost always are (humblebragging about dating an athlete or attractive guy) + (some zany antics related to veganal fluids) + (whatever women's magazines are talking about right then plus an insecurity) or whatever left wing talking point is popular, it's just...not funny at all. i don't even think women find this stuff funny
To answer your question, OP. No not really. You know I clicked on your image for the breasts. Leonarda Jonie is has the best body in comedy and she's a based conspiratard. Most of her humor is just saying red pills
To whoever posted Esther Ku, I have a funny story for you..I’m a comedian and I ate dinner with her once with some friends. Not long after I saw Esther at a show and she acted like she didn’t know who I was so I decided I’d make sure she’d never forget me again…she was wearing a Lisa Simpson tee and I said, “Lisa Simpson, I always indentured more with Bart.” She replied, “Well, OBVIOUSLY I relate to Lisa.” I said, “Of course because EVERYONE HATES Lisa!” Esther spent her entire 30 minute set talking bout me then smoked me out the next time I saw her. b***hes ain’t shit.
Stand up comedy is not a very funny medium in general. The only funny stand up routines are ones that parody themselves or when someone is playing a character. Having someone stand up on stage and tell jokes is not funny. The reason women suck at stand up is because any platform where the premise is one person stands in front of a room of people and tries to seek their approval is going to attract lame women who's priority is to validate themselves by having people like them, not to make people laugh.
Once, unironically. >big fat black lady >”My grandbaby comes askin to buy a Pay Per View” >”I’m like baby I ain’t payin no $19.99 for no pay per view” >”She say but gramma it has the Rock he’s so fine” >”Baby I ain’t—DAMN he is fine!”
I forget what the joke even was and I paraphrased but I laughed. This was I think a Comedy Central presents from like 30 years ago.
Lisa Lampanelli has. At least she did when I was 16. I haven't really heard any of her standup since like 2012 so I might revisit it and absolutely hate it. Usually the uglier they are the funnier they are.
>She's like a middle schooler who think being vulgar makes her funny.
Well, middle school/high school is when I was watching her stand up, so that makes sense.
The only time was at a comedy club, and it was a woman who was pretending to
like a tom boy and was belittling weak soi men. That was funny. She wasnt telling hoe jokes either.
Yes
It was a chubby Black person girl and I'm pretty racist, but the joke was cool
She was talking about how she was shocked that Elon could send rockets to space and the punchline was "I thought you need to ask permission to NASA to use space"
It had many layers of reading it and it landed really funny, AND wasn't a reflection about her vegana or some stupid shit.
No idea who she was tho, I just second monitor a compilation of random comedians
She said it in a way that make her look like she unshackled herself from being a pawn on socierty to realizing the space is everyone's and her life is her own
Like Elon did it, and she COULD do it too, but of course she can't because she's a broke Black person (and that's the funny contrast, it was kinda self deprecating), but at least she elevated herself from being a broke sheep, to just being a sheep
It was a good setup
Watched for over 10 minutes and I think there wasn't a single punchline. Not a single joke. She just keeps blathering on, "oh look at how wacky and whimsical I am! I'm talking fast and being silly, am I funny yet!?" Get off the stage, lady.
I watched this because it got recommended in a comedy thread a while back, and it was FRICKING TERRIBLE
I watched the whole thing hoping it will eventually get funny and it never did, I didn't laugh a single fricking time
It's not the worst I've ever seen by a long shot, but the only line that made me chuckle was the "nevermind, thank you" after the lady said no to the dog/cat question.
oh yeah here too, i knew i was def leaving a few out, i kinda remember there being a lot of female comics like that with specials back in the 90s and early 2000s on Comedy Central and HBO a lot in those days
Agree, watched a lot of Comedy Central around that time. Rarely felt like the material centered around the difficulties of womanhood back then. If it had to do with femininity, it was about juxtaposing that with being an awkward loser like other comics. Women's egos rarely allow them to be self-effacing anymore. Laura Kightlinger was another good one.
Perhaps you dumbasses haven’t noticed during another one of your boys vs girls playground battles, but women don’t actually go out of their way to support female comedy. They will pay to go see Matt Rife (go look up his ticket sales vs anyone on this thread you’re mad about) but just comment nicely on female comics SM. The machine every once in a while will select and push an Amy Shumer or Taylor Tomlinson, but it’s not an organic fandom. That only seems to happen now with podcasts like Alexa Cooper or Red Scare
Only two jokes that I can remember:
Sarah Silverman >my 12 year old niece came out as a lesbian. And you know what? Her parents punished her for it... they said no pussy for a week.
Joan Rivers:
Johnny Carson asks if men prefer women to be good looking or to be smart. Joan replies, "Oh, please. No man has ever stuck his hand up a woman's dress looking for a library card."
i was at the laugh factory in Chicago ~2 years ago and there was one woman that did the whole "sex sex tampon yass girl in comedy" routine that was okay but there was this 40-50 year old woman that had done construction at one point that brought the house down
>Has a female standup comedian ever made you laugh?
I tough ab fab the tv series was a good parody and Johanna lumley made me laugh the film was an abomination
Don't know if pic related counts but it was funny. Also I liked Jenny Slates newest special. Also saw Lisa Lampanelli live she was fun. Said she did a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair, called it the meals on wheels.
Tina Fey can be funny. Some anon here once said something about how they thought that was because she experienced trauma and was stabbed when she was young so had to be more genuinely funny.
It's more of what she does on those shows but a more woman-y from what i've seen
Yes. I was at the Tina Fey/Amy Poehler show this last weekend. It was pretty funny. The best part was when they recreated Weekend Update and when they did their own standup.
However, the funniest woman I've ever watched in person was Nikki Glaser last winter. It was filmed for HBO, so I'm really curious to see the finished product.
I'm not saying she's ugly or average. She's definitely cute, just thought she would cuter in the face department. Obviously doesn't mean I wouldn't smash kek
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I guess I'm just too much of a coomer/desperate and anything above "ugly" with big breasts is perfect to me.
just dad's google history
this video is bullshit because it ends
YouTube ran out of disk space.
he looks so tired bros.
This video would be 5 seconds long for me. Watching painfully unfunny people try to be funny just makes me laugh AT them rather than WITH them.
no but they've made me stand up
Funnily enough it's only the black female comedians that make me chuckle.
Holy fricking SEXO
Get help
Gay.
Just that one that had a Safe and Effective™ reaction on stage right in the middle of her righteous condemnation of anti vaxxers.
What happened to the bogdanoffs again?
>queefs hahaha
>I have SO much sex
>tampons am I right guuurls?
no.
.
yup rogan is absolute dogshit too. that was your point right?
>farts hahaha
>I have SO little sex
>toilet paper am I right guys?
no
I chuckled, thanks for the laugh!
But 90% of the "jokes" you guys make here revolve around sex/sexual-arousal too though.
Cinemaphile posters =/= professional stand up comedians
Hope this helps!
Mark Normand or what? Whose extremely unfunny stand-up are you imitating here?
no and neither do the 'men' comedians for that matter
I found Judy Tenuta funny in the 90s. Haven't revisited those sets since then, so it could just be that I was young and didn't know any better.
Also just found out she died in 22.
Wanda Sykes had that one good special
she somehow scored a top tier writer in her heyday. Even her TV show/sitcom thing was way above par.
she wrote for Chris Rock before her special
Yes, and it was a joke about her vegana
GOOLD?
That surprised me, it was funny from start to finish
That was a great routine. The overly exuberant laughing girl in the crowd was cracking me up, too.
Her delivery is fantastic
Agreed, she is very good
What’s good bby A/S/L?
Yeah. They aren't as funny as men on average but a few have had ok bits over the years. A lot of them are hurr durr vegana hurr durr my period but a handful have gotten a genuine laugh from me
I saw Paula Poundstone life and she did crowd work and one of the participants got mad. It was pretty funny.
Are you a lesbian?
Yes. How did you know?
fine, who the frick is this mongrel
There was some mick broad from twenty years ago who I thought was amusing. Feels like "amusing" is the ceiling for women.
Sauce on the titbeast
Maria Bamford is weird.
Emo Phillips clone unfortunately. Once you spot it, it ruins the act.
Jordan "I'm too Italian for therapy" Jensen
Her bit about confronting her lesbian mom for cheating on her girlfriend with a guy is pretty good.
Yeah Jordan is an honorary dude and genuinely insane. She gets my vote. Too much "I'm depressed" stuff mixed in though.
Her and Nick Mullen need to frick already
best female comedian right now by a large margin
Just watched some videos, she's pretty great. A complete mental case.
>lesbian mom
>cheating on her girlfriend with a guy
This apparently happens enough that i've seen several memes specifically about it recently.
There's no such thing as a lesbian. Women are either straight or bi.
Yep, so-called "lesbian" coworker told me she had a crush on me, lmao
>those two older lesbians that teased me saying they wanted to try a dick and asked to see mine but I was too shy and they made fun of me being embarrassed but nothing actually happened
Oh yes that famously Italian last name JENSEN
The one talking about how Jesus loves her the most because she got vaxxed who immediately collapsed. That was hysterical.
That one for me too.
I have NEVER laughed at stand-up PERIOD.
For me good humor comes from situations and requires very long setup like what you get in real life or sitcoms. There is no way that can be done in a stand-up routine.
this. there's absolutely nothing funny about some attention seeking twat that labels themselves COMEDIAN XD, go up on stage and recite
pre-written jokes and fake stories to get laughs. in what world is that normalized. talk about try hard
Lurk more
>stand-up PERIOD
eew is that a thing
Based. Stand up is a very hard skill to master, mainly because it's so anti social. It's a skill that's developed almost exclusively by broken losers as a coping mechanism, which is why 90% of stand up is so self deprecating, and the other 10% are people telling 10 minute stories to finally set up the punch line. It's socializing all by yourself. Normal people are funny by throwing in jokes relevant to the conversation they're having or the activity they're doing. I won't say stand up isn't funny (it least it used to be), but it's something entirely different than normal real life humor.
Unironically Jeff Dunham was fun because it was basically just a sitcom with puppets and occasionally riffing on the audience
i think kathleen madigan made me laugh a few times
kathleen madigan, yeah, that was her name, she was OK
Chocolate milk yum yum yum
Yeah. I laugh pretty easily.
Who's the milk truck?
Maddi Mays
She's making sheboons on twitter seethe because she's pretty and lightskin. It's actually so funny how much darkskin blacks hate lightskin women
mucho obliged
>she's pretty
she's not
I went on Twitter and this is just a lie. I legit only see men trying to thirstily simp their way into her breasts and ass.
Well you aren't looking hard enough. There's bunch of viral posts about how it's so easy being lightskin. Twitter blacks have a hate boner for mullato women
I've literally spent like an hour going through the comments. There's literally just one guy going "hey you guys are laughing cuz you think she's gonna let you frick right?" And that's about it.
83k likes
Anon... That's a lightskin. She's clearly just mad she isn't as thick. One of her most recent posts is her posting her face and complaining that people are saying she's hating because she's darker.
Maria Bamford did in like 2006
and Rita Rudner
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She had me howling with laughter.
Damn her head hit that stage hard
I was going to post this if someone else didn't
does anyone have the clip of the woman sentenced to being a housewife?
kino
They’re clearly israeli, that’s cheating
israeli women would never make that joke.
funny
couldn't even be bothered to finish it
Stewart Lee's wife deconstructing the topic of this thread.
>10 minute joke
I like that one where he was beating the "Ang Lee directs a Hulk movie" joke into the ground but then it just becomes even more funny because Ang Lee directing an Hulk movie is perfectly ridiculous and worth a casual chuckle.
He pushed it so far he validated the public mindset he starts out trying to unspool and condemn.
Why do baristas take their job so seriously? They're no different from someone who works at McD's
Thats certainly a question. Well, getting starbucks and coffee is such an important part of these b***hes lives (why that is I'll never know, gilmore girls maybe?) So perhaps they see themselves as being important for being the one who pours that coffee. Its certainly something to ponder.
I worked as a barista for a while and the job seems to attract a different kind of lowlife customer service burnout compared to fast food. There's slightly more to know about making coffee than flipping burgers, even though a moron can learn all there is to know about different beans, roasts, grinds etc. Also, coffee has its own gay little subculture, having been co-opted by city slicker bohemian hipster homosexuals for the last few decades. This leads baristas to think they're somehow doing something more dignified than working any other bottom of the barrel food service job.
>Making coffee is hard
I swear this lie makes it so people refuse to buy a home espresso machine for no reason, it is not hard you will probably make coffee better than half of what you get at a cafe on your 2nd try
You can blame millennials for this.
>opted by city slicker bohemian hipster homosexuals for the last few decades. This leads baristas to think they're somehow doing something more dignified than working any other bottom of the barrel food service job.
can confirm
>t. millennial who visits hipster markets who sell 7 dollar coffee bottles.
>Somehow tastes worst than a regular coffee at McDonald's
People for some reason are more picky when it comes to their coffee. They dont seem to care that much if their burger has less ketchup than the standard, but they will be furious if you add an extra tablespoon of sugar in their coffee
>T. wagied as a barista and as a burger flipper
People takes their job more seriously when they pretend (and make you pretend) that it's a serious thing
And some things are elevated to that level by popular perception.
Like Chefs, who make no distinction workwise from a 4 star restaurant "dude that cooks food I want" and a paki boiling dog in china, that's also a "dude that cooks food I want"
There's no objective metric for their job (like, arquitect: building a house that doesn't fall) because the end service is based on your own personal perception.
So if people PERCEIVE their drinks from a barista to be more "important" or "high art" than normal fast food service drinks, they'll treat that as high art, when in reality there's no difference between a barista and a kid selling lemonade
Coffee "culture" is serious like wine culture. People who spend time at coffee shops are pretentious c**ts
>All these people engaging in an activity I don't like understand pretentious c**ts
Oh the irony
Case in point. Thank you, c**t
Coffee shops indeed are filled with c**ts, dumbs, lefties, useless people , in sum, any dumbfrick who vote Democrat
WOULD this they/them
This b***h looks like young sheldon
want to bazinga their bussinga frfr
I’m on the fence can I see its feet please
Damn, this b***h looks really good at comedy. You can tell she has a great set.
bah dum tis
bah dum breasts
Katie Nolan genuinely makes me laugh
Ellen DeGeneres was funny.
I never got what was so funny about her or why she got her own sitcom or day time talk show. I think the only people that found her funny was other women. I remember my ex had me watch an Ellen stand up special and she was in tears laughing at it despite seeing it before. I didn’t laugh or even chuckle at a single bit.
I just accept men and women have different tastes. Which is why they love incoherent slop like the Barbie movie.
Because she was excellent at deadpan you fricking moron.
Ok Ellen. You’re rich. No need to rage post on Cinemaphile.
Then she should GET BACK IN THE FRICKING KITCHEN
go back, peddit scum
>Deadpan
Not comedy.
>Which is why they love incoherent slop like the Barbie movie.
FRICKING THIS, whats so great about that movie? I mean the sets were cool and the leads did a decent job but thats it, the plot and message are complete gibberish
Check at Hanna Everson
yes, this
I want to know what she thought the ending of the joke should’ve been
She must have dislodged a clot in her pelvis trying to twerk
LMAO
I’m now imagining she’s some shitposting chudette making fun of stereotypical women Cinemaphile makes fun of culminating in some physical comedy. Would have been the goat comedy routine of all time if this were the case (obviously not).
Not even a vaxxtard, but this is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a female standup. I still find it hard to believe it wasn't part of the act.
I heard her get interviewed on a podcast a few months ago. Seems legit. Apparently her teenage son was there and had a mini freak out.
[Laughter] was the best part
whats the punch line
The fact she thinks anybody would believe someone called her and asked her to "repent", and she definitely didn't get ghosted after being used like a cumsock and is salty about it.
The punchline was that after the call she put it in her stand up and her boyfriend/husband told her that if you google Jehovahs Witnesses in the NBA you only get two people and that it's probably not cool to out him like that.
She then says, for those of you using google and wondering, if wasn't the White one.
Airplane food. Am I right?
What's wrong with her face? Is it just bad lighting or is she half ghoul?
What's the deal with lampshades?
This is fricking hilarious. The funny part isn't the joke, the funny part is how fricking terrible this joke is and how stupid she looks being up on a stage doing stand up comedy. I would be howling all night long if I were at one of her shows.
Am I supposed to leave a stand up show wanting to shoot the comedian in the head?
She looks like perspiration hog.
It's funny because it's true.
What an odd joke. The nearest equivalent I can think of as a joke men tell is not wanting to shag fat girls or feminists, but those are choices and not something immutable.
Is it possible for women to tell jokes that aren't mean-spirited or involve their veganas?
>Captcha: WMN K0
No, they literally can't do a joke that doesn't revolve around their vegana.
Why would a woman refer to jerking off as jerking off, unless she's actually a he or just has a really huge clit?
I don't know and I don't want to know. My advice to you is to stop asking.
jilling off hasn't hit the mainstream
Funny racism
Lighten up, Wang.
hmm... minorities can't be racist sweaty, try getting educated before you embarrass yourself next time
>black guys
>[cheers]
yikes
Based.
nonce
Yes, you love brown penis. We know.
everybody laughed because asian women rather commit bestiality than sleep with an asian guy truly brutal
>Black guys
>Cheer
Eve destroys paradise when not controlled. Eve lusts for the beasts of the field.
Grim.
Ricecels on Hiroshima-watch
This b***h needs to he nuked twice
once in the ass and once in the pussy
If you mock the fact that non-japanese asians had to date the lowest of the whites to get out of their shitty country, you would be declared to be alt right or something
I don't think asian women are full fledged human beings. Ugly moronic bug women with moronic ching chong voices and 0 distinctive attractive features on any part of their body have no right to criticize anybody about anything. Also I've noticed that they simply CANNOT into comedy. It's always just mean spiritedly laughing others misfortune and putting people down, another sign that they are not humans with souls. At least SOME asian men are real human beings. I see why the chinese went out of their way to avoid having daughters as much as they did.
I'm a tall White dude, but that is brutal and unforgivable. Asian bros, don't let this beeotch get you down.
And they wonder why suicide rates are so high in Asian countries like Japan
I actually just came across a funny female standup on youtube.
>"women are like drunk drivers on the information highway"
Made me lol
She wasn't funny enough for me to remember her name tho.
>She wasn't funny enough for me to remember her name tho.
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god I want to bang Sarah
Got a thing for fridges?
Woman kind’s very existence is comedy in of itself.
Good god…
I find women's comedy cutting edge and unpredictable
Has there ever been a woman in stand up who HASN'T complained about dating in her 30s?
demi lardner is legit funny. So is Lisa Lampanelli.
I saw this video on IG. I had it on mute, but holy frick those lightskin breasts.
I followed her immediately. I have no idea what her joke was, something about her having autism based on what I read.
dumb bug
go eat some dust homosexual
I can't stand listening to women talk for more than 2 minutes so no
Philomena Cunk makes me lol irl frfr.
I think Taylor Tomlinson is pretty funny, if only because she seems to have legit mental problems and grew up fairly sheltered. And you'd think because she's a woman and most of her comedy is about her dating history she's just as bad as every other female comic, but if you pay attention she acts a lot more like an incel than most women. She definitely scares off way more men than she fricks.
Yea Taylor gets a pass on saying material because it's not just "I'm a bawd lol" she actually seems pretty thoughtful about her love life
I think laughter and what we find funny is deeper and more important than we understand yet. Imagine if there was a successful set done by a male comedian, and then his audience (who had been pissing themselves laughing) had their minds wiped to forget it entirely. Then they watched a woman comedian flawlessly repeat exactly the same set. I believe she would get zero genuine laughs, just the few pity laughs or dishonest laughs you usually get when women comedians perform. And I don't think that would be due to sexism, I think that why we laugh and who we laugh with is deeper than we understand.
interesting take, but i disagree. the kind of stories and sets women bring to stand up is very different from men's. the reason i tune out of female comedians bits are that they almost always are (humblebragging about dating an athlete or attractive guy) + (some zany antics related to veganal fluids) + (whatever women's magazines are talking about right then plus an insecurity) or whatever left wing talking point is popular, it's just...not funny at all. i don't even think women find this stuff funny
yes. judy gold. but its because she was doing jokes about israelites, and/or i was young at the time.
oh, and also some child telling non-child jokes.
for me its Dee
Dee, my beloved.
No, only vomit (from my penis(the vomit is semen)).
holy paizuri
I'd like to suck on her breasts
Not one of you homosexuals in this thread has even posted a name as if we’re just automatically supposed to know.
I'm sorry that you can't read
Am regarded; was not going though all this again just to find out, my point still stands with OP
To answer your question, OP. No not really. You know I clicked on your image for the breasts. Leonarda Jonie is has the best body in comedy and she's a based conspiratard. Most of her humor is just saying red pills
Forgot link
Jordan Jensen is the only funny female.comic
Sarah tollemache is ok
I like that Jordan Jensen chick
What if she shot into the audience? Not so funny now is it?
Every now and again ole FASD here gets me to laugh
Marta Chaves is always funny on Because News
I'll laugh at how fat she is lol
Imagine playing with those rolls though?
too small for me. I got a 450 plus that I'm trying to meet up with in a week or two
chill brother you've gone too far
my life is ash. God kill me please
To whoever posted Esther Ku, I have a funny story for you..I’m a comedian and I ate dinner with her once with some friends. Not long after I saw Esther at a show and she acted like she didn’t know who I was so I decided I’d make sure she’d never forget me again…she was wearing a Lisa Simpson tee and I said, “Lisa Simpson, I always indentured more with Bart.” She replied, “Well, OBVIOUSLY I relate to Lisa.” I said, “Of course because EVERYONE HATES Lisa!” Esther spent her entire 30 minute set talking bout me then smoked me out the next time I saw her. b***hes ain’t shit.
Hell yeah.
"I always indentured more"?
Why are using that word there?
because he's a comedian
He misspelled "identified" and his iPhone™ autocorrected it.
She smoked you out?
Typo I meant identified
Stand up comedy is not a very funny medium in general. The only funny stand up routines are ones that parody themselves or when someone is playing a character. Having someone stand up on stage and tell jokes is not funny. The reason women suck at stand up is because any platform where the premise is one person stands in front of a room of people and tries to seek their approval is going to attract lame women who's priority is to validate themselves by having people like them, not to make people laugh.
Natalie Cuomo (hot Italian skinny girl that's popular on ig reels) seems to at least have a couple good bits
not a standup, but your mom made me laugh when she made the ultimate joke, which was giving birth to you.
Once, unironically.
>big fat black lady
>”My grandbaby comes askin to buy a Pay Per View”
>”I’m like baby I ain’t payin no $19.99 for no pay per view”
>”She say but gramma it has the Rock he’s so fine”
>”Baby I ain’t—DAMN he is fine!”
I forget what the joke even was and I paraphrased but I laughed. This was I think a Comedy Central presents from like 30 years ago.
Ms. Pat is hilarious
>t. inb4 would
DAMN she is fine!
Really funny too she got a show on BET but I’m done with sitcoms so never bothered to check it out
>oh shooga, i finna suck yo smelly dick and then make you some fried yardbird n cornbreads
WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES?
Lisa Lampanelli has. At least she did when I was 16. I haven't really heard any of her standup since like 2012 so I might revisit it and absolutely hate it. Usually the uglier they are the funnier they are.
This despicable c**t?
>One time I farted out so much cum there was half a dead fetus from last month in it.
Hilarious… completely unfunny pig.
I laughed reading that.
Yeah that’s only because I was making fun of her “style” if she said those words straight up on stage crickets would be throwing tomatoes at her.
You forgot the part where it was Black person cum.
She had a meltdown at one of her shows a couple years ago. She had blue hair and went crazy on a guy because he wanted to pay her money to shut up.
She looks like an old punk musician on her final tour before her body is finally ravaged by AIDS
Where’s the bloody jokes?
Yeah she turned into a blue haired freak which now that you think about it seems like a natural progression
Yeah I saw this pictures of her with the pink/blue hair when looking on google for that picture of her. I figured she had gone off the rails.
>I'm gonna pay you $100 to shut up
frickin lel
>turn the channel to see her on stage
>...and after the fifth black wiener in my TWAT
>immediately keep changing the channel
She's like a middle schooler who think being vulgar makes her funny.
>She's like a middle schooler who think being vulgar makes her funny.
Well, middle school/high school is when I was watching her stand up, so that makes sense.
Women on instagram/tik tok are probably funnier on average than men now. Although zoomer men are basically just trannies so that's probably why.
Sarah Silverman
Natasha Leggero
Lisa Lampineli
Tig notaro
Maria bamford
She’s kind of hot bros
>no one has posted the GOAT
%3D
a thiing thayt wii uhal KNEAD
MRMRMRRMMMM GRUGHEATTTTTTT
I can't I fricking can not
dude vegana lmao
dude im a bawd lmao
dude sex lmao
dude periods lmao
dude dick lmao
etc etc
there's no way of knowing if a shitpost that made me laugh was written by a woman
were there boobs posted with it?
Men aren't that funny either. I could never watch any standup comedian regardless of gender
No, but she's made me cum. (I had sex with her)
The only time was at a comedy club, and it was a woman who was pretending to
like a tom boy and was belittling weak soi men. That was funny. She wasnt telling hoe jokes either.
shes giving me a boner
i dunno what to do
Post that one 'comedian' with the huge breasts who's gotten them out a bunch of times
I might rather watch Liza Limpanellie or whatever her name is more than this fat gay unfunny pussy, idk.
Chelsea Handler?
Filthy mudshark
Yes
It was a chubby Black person girl and I'm pretty racist, but the joke was cool
She was talking about how she was shocked that Elon could send rockets to space and the punchline was "I thought you need to ask permission to NASA to use space"
It had many layers of reading it and it landed really funny, AND wasn't a reflection about her vegana or some stupid shit.
No idea who she was tho, I just second monitor a compilation of random comedians
I don't get it
She said it in a way that make her look like she unshackled herself from being a pawn on socierty to realizing the space is everyone's and her life is her own
Like Elon did it, and she COULD do it too, but of course she can't because she's a broke Black person (and that's the funny contrast, it was kinda self deprecating), but at least she elevated herself from being a broke sheep, to just being a sheep
It was a good setup
yes, pic related
Watched for over 10 minutes and I think there wasn't a single punchline. Not a single joke. She just keeps blathering on, "oh look at how wacky and whimsical I am! I'm talking fast and being silly, am I funny yet!?" Get off the stage, lady.
How do you direct a comedy stand up? Was natasha telling her how to act funny?
I watched this because it got recommended in a comedy thread a while back, and it was FRICKING TERRIBLE
I watched the whole thing hoping it will eventually get funny and it never did, I didn't laugh a single fricking time
The madtv female comedians were funny.
She unironically made me laugh
"not really a comedian, more of a personality"
Its still stand up and comedy.
It's not the worst I've ever seen by a long shot, but the only line that made me chuckle was the "nevermind, thank you" after the lady said no to the dog/cat question.
that time one of them collapsed on stage while bragging about being vaxxed
not even a slight chuckle
Maria Bamford
Kristen Schaal
even some Chelsea Peretti stand up is good
nah, they cant come up with shit on the fly and thats why they work better with scripts
Roseanne Bar
Annie Lederman
Annie Lederman is cool. She shows her be breasts.
Nope, the only laughing factor is how pathetic and unfunny they are
i liked a lot of the ones from the 90s where they had kind of a trailer trash or southern-ness to their comedy
Roseanne
Brett Butler
Diane Ford
Sue Costello (shes kinda like the first three in attitude but from Boston)
Kathleen Madigan
oh yeah here too, i knew i was def leaving a few out, i kinda remember there being a lot of female comics like that with specials back in the 90s and early 2000s on Comedy Central and HBO a lot in those days
Agree, watched a lot of Comedy Central around that time. Rarely felt like the material centered around the difficulties of womanhood back then. If it had to do with femininity, it was about juxtaposing that with being an awkward loser like other comics. Women's egos rarely allow them to be self-effacing anymore. Laura Kightlinger was another good one.
i liked Wendy Liebmans whole misdirection shtick
she was good, her jokes were cleverly written, a little bit Steven Wright-ish
Perhaps you dumbasses haven’t noticed during another one of your boys vs girls playground battles, but women don’t actually go out of their way to support female comedy. They will pay to go see Matt Rife (go look up his ticket sales vs anyone on this thread you’re mad about) but just comment nicely on female comics SM. The machine every once in a while will select and push an Amy Shumer or Taylor Tomlinson, but it’s not an organic fandom. That only seems to happen now with podcasts like Alexa Cooper or Red Scare
>Maria Bamford
>Wendy Liebman
>Whitney Cummings
>Paula Poundstone
>Wanda Sykes
>Sarah Silverman
>Michelle Wolf
>Joan Rivers
>Margaret Cho
The answer is yes, I just have to read their jokes in Gilbert's voice, but they wrote them, so yes, women can be funny.
No
Holy mother of breedplump
Only two jokes that I can remember:
Sarah Silverman
>my 12 year old niece came out as a lesbian. And you know what? Her parents punished her for it... they said no pussy for a week.
Joan Rivers:
Johnny Carson asks if men prefer women to be good looking or to be smart. Joan replies, "Oh, please. No man has ever stuck his hand up a woman's dress looking for a library card."
yes, there a few decent ones on Don't Tell Comedy that don't rely on sex jokes.
Last female "comedian" I saw was mocking her bf for eating her pussy after she secretly let her ex bust in her. No thanks.
i was at the laugh factory in Chicago ~2 years ago and there was one woman that did the whole "sex sex tampon yass girl in comedy" routine that was okay but there was this 40-50 year old woman that had done construction at one point that brought the house down
she is the best female comic i may ever see
michelle buteau has made me laugh
margaret cho making jokes about how aggressively gay john travolta really was during face/off was great.
This wasn't particularly great, but it's the only female standup special that I have seen with 0 vegana or sex jokes.
Unironically, Ellen Degeneres.
Also that Whitney Cummings girl had a few good sets.
>Has a female standup comedian ever made you laugh?
I tough ab fab the tv series was a good parody and Johanna lumley made me laugh the film was an abomination
Don't know if pic related counts but it was funny. Also I liked Jenny Slates newest special. Also saw Lisa Lampanelli live she was fun. Said she did a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair, called it the meals on wheels.
Forgot pic
I've laughed at some British comediennes before, no stand up though.
Susie Essman was a good standup pre curb in the 90s
Does anyone have the webm of the woman comedian who says something like
>Once you go black, you can go back, but white guys will seem gay.
Just ask your mom to say it again while you film.
Reminds me of Raina Morris, who also does stand up and has huge breasts. One of the hottest women
Damn she’s hot. What’s her name?
Is Katherine Ryan's stand-up any good? I've only seen her on British panel shows, and she's usually funny there.
Tina Fey can be funny. Some anon here once said something about how they thought that was because she experienced trauma and was stabbed when she was young so had to be more genuinely funny.
It's more of what she does on those shows but a more woman-y from what i've seen
Vanessa Hollingshead
Yes. I was at the Tina Fey/Amy Poehler show this last weekend. It was pretty funny. The best part was when they recreated Weekend Update and when they did their own standup.
However, the funniest woman I've ever watched in person was Nikki Glaser last winter. It was filmed for HBO, so I'm really curious to see the finished product.
I saw Taylor Tomlinson with my gf and honestly she was pretty damn funny. Good crowd work.
she's even hotter and funnier.
Damn I looked her up. Shes still fine but I expected better tbh
Nice milkers tho
how'd she disappoint? she is even thicker now and has huge blonde hair
She has an amazing body but I'm just being nitpicky about her face. Bit of a plain Jane but she does have a cute walmart zazie beats look to her
Bro, that woman is beautiful, how high are your standards?
this. hotter than Zazie too
She looks good here, maybe I was looking at the wrong photos
check out her IG, quakerraina. when i googled her real name it was all old photos for some reason
breh I need me a thicc mullato so fricking bad. what do I have to do...
One time I remember she said she had accidentally posted a nude to her story for 30 seconds but only like five people had seen it. Made me want to die
I'm not saying she's ugly or average. She's definitely cute, just thought she would cuter in the face department. Obviously doesn't mean I wouldn't smash kek
I guess I'm just too much of a coomer/desperate and anything above "ugly" with big breasts is perfect to me.
This was funny
GAW DAYUM
this chick would be 10/10 if she lost 60 pounds
You're homosexual.