Has a movie ever fileted?

Has a movie ever fileted Cinemaphile as hard as poor things? When was the last time this happened?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beyond the Black Rainbow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BBR sucks and Panos Cosmatos is a poor man’s Gaspar Noe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gaspar Noe
        Midwit director. Explains your opinion on BtBR.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Noe is a one note gay. He peaked with the intro to EtV and everything else has been coomer slop.
        Consider killing yourself.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          EtV is boring it just has cool opening credits. Climax is actually very good, much better and not totally soporific like everything else he makes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no need to fight, they both make horrifically boring films

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cosmatos and noe have nothing in common you fool

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fileted
    Anyway I don't think any of us have seen it yet, it's not out to pirate yet and I don't believe many of us have the capacity and social wherewithal to leave the house for long enough to go to a theater

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know you can take grills out to the movies in the current year may even get a old fashioned out of the deal if she's not a tease

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >taking a girl to see a porn movie
        I know Travis Bickle is literally me but I’d rather not take any chances

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. I took a girl to a movie in high school. Accidentally brushed her hand in the theater cus she was hogging the arm rest. She thought I was trying to do something, she walked out and then told everyone at school I was a creep and almost tried to rape her.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Years later I did, of course, capture her and rape her but only because she deserves it.

          I'm just not sure about how to close out the project. If I let her go I can't keep raping her, which we've established she deserves. So it's basically a wrong act.

          Plus jail...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was dragged to see it by my cousin. It had nice imagery, excellent costumes and set designs, nice color palette. Other than that it the usual sick sexomaniac fest of Lanthimos.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was good I guess, but kind of overrated.

    The last filter was Pearl.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell us oh sage of what wisdom and knowledge is found in such curated crafted works of entertainment for the publics idle enjoyment that has been lost on us who cannot discern our right from our left?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love you

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not riding the wiener carousel makes you a childlike moron
    >feminism and individualism good, family values bad
    >emma stones breasts
    >pedophilia
    There, thats the movie. At least the music was good.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a webrip or this yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just go the cinema the fricks wrong with you morons. you dont got no 10 euros?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you loan me €20? I don’t need 2 tickets, I just want popcorn

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't there a pajeet camrip of this yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is. It's not very watchable though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very horny movie, they probably can't get a stable enough version with only one hand available

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yorgos lanthimos
    let me guess, everyone talks like awkward robots and low sci-fi hijinks ensue and the message is instagram poetry tier babble like "love is like, totally le hard with cellphones"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic that vaguely describes one of his movies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not even a bit correct aside from some weird science-y stuff.

        ever since dog tooth it's always the same gay shit. This quirky dialogue impresses normies but really is poor writing disguised as creative choice.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Crying about it will surely make you seem like less of a b***h. I bet you like Lynch, you fricking pseud.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            crying? I'm just saying he's a gimmicky uninteresting director, why are you simping for greek man you don't even know?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Satan: King of Lies. I guess all your opinions are invalidated. Good day. Don't bother replying. It would just be more sour grapes anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even a bit correct aside from some weird science-y stuff.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore the other midwits that replied to you, you described 90% of what this movie is.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stronk womyn who is crashing against the wall feels the sudden energic need of showing her breasts.
    everytiem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont forget
      >im showing my breasts, but not for your enjoyment!! you fricking chuds

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's tacky mid shit. As insufferable as wes anderson. people will be embarrassed that they ever liked this in 20 years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name a funnier movie to come out in the last 10 years. I'll wait.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anchorman with Will Ferell

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice try. That movie came out 25 years ago.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Druk. Unironically. Barely even had to think. Poor Things is fricking unfunny tryhard shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unfunny? You clearly haven seen it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beau Is Afraid
        Joker

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No way. I actually just watched beau is afraid. Joker was trash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >As insufferable as wes anderson
      nah, wes has some soul and some honesty in his movies. His cynical characters are cautionary tales. Yorgos is complete midwit cynicism. That's why even the dialogue is a supposed to the a straight foward stripped down deconstruction of human communication. Conversations are too much performative social etiquette for his 600 IQ big brain.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can tell just from the font of the title that this movie is pretentious

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care that this movie exists and call you a huge waste of breath with such obvious dumb bait.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the "style over substance" as a criticism midwits have entered the thread
    I guess school's let out.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks less funny, more indulgent, with less organic cinematography than Favorite, but I cannot say for sure until I’ve seen it. The fans of this are acting obnoxious in a way Favorite fans did not, almost like Barbie fans, which concerns me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The fans of this are acting obnoxious in a way Favorite fans did not, almost like Barbie fans, which concerns me.
      The only people posting threads about this movie are people who waifu Emma Stone. All waifuists are closeted gays, which is also the people who are fans of Barbie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >with less organic cinematography
      What the frick does that mean?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >look at me, look at me, I’m using the ultra wide angle lens again, Mom

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, why are people calling this movie a feminist masterpiece exactly? Isn't the plot just that she has a lot of sex and becomes a prostitute? Maybe in 1968 that would be seen as a profound feminist statement

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you want the actual answer, it's that anti-pornography feminists lost the sex wars, and sex-positive feminists/"sex radicals" were then subverted by classical liberalism, leading to the horrific mutant offspring that is modern liberal feminism. people forgot that feminism was once critical of the 20th century's "sexual revolution." all anyone cares about now is letting women frick whoever they want all the time (no matter how badly it hurts them).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        almost but feminism was just liberalism from the start. the other strands of it are almost completely irrelevant in the west (in other countries they are more radical)

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yorgos Pedopoulos

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    communist propaganda

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im a communist and i hated it. the way she 'cares' for the poor is in fact a mere mockery of inequality. And also, she has the 'means of her own production' as a fricking prostitute? Yeah okay. Thats not how it works.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tv gets filtered. Reddit doesn't. Sad. This isn't a feminist movie. She gets taken advantage of at every turn. Her being a prostitute isn't empowering she literally used and when she tries to speak up about it the pimp tells her she'll throw her on the street and shut her fricking mouth and stop being uppity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate redditors so much its unreal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy fails to understand that this is literally what feminists and leftists see as empowering. Yes, he is correct, when it comes to sexual access to women it's usually men who make the calls and seduce them. But they don't care. They still think it's empowering for a woman to prostitute herself to men. That's just what they believe as insane as it is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so... men bad
      womyn good
      AGAIN

      have a nice day leftie roach

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No its men take advantage of moron because that's funny. But also one man that takes advantage of her is so stupid he doesn't realize she's moronic and he goes insane trying to figure her out. Because funny.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's a nice guy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She gets taken advantage of at every turn
      yeah because all men are trash.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the movie doesnt depict it as her being taken advantage of though. The whole poing theyre making is that she's free to frick whoever she wants and the thought of intimacy and family gets ridiculed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron, the pimp being an abusive piece of shit literally bolsters the feminist message. the idea is that she should be in charge of her own body and sexuality and that some man shouldnt be controlling that. think you idiot, feminists dont claim being smacked around by a pimp is empowering, they advocate for the opposite, onlyfans and stuff like that where the women are still prostitutes but entirely in control

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh ohhhh moron alert moron alert!
        moron coming into a thread to tell people about a movie he hasn't seen alert!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its literally Satan personified! Try again!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the r*dditor might be right, the idea maybe was to make fun of feminism and "female liberation", aka her riding the wiener carrousel viewed as empowerment is viewed as a joke. Quite honestly, I'm not that sure, I think the movie was a satire and didn't want to say that much things, morals weren't present and the movie wasn't judging her or Dafoe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The way I see it. When she said she would find them a room she had no clue how. The lady out front stops her and offers her a room in exchange for her services. She doesn't even know it's wrong. She's too stupid. She just takes the first thing that passes her way and doesn't even try to look elsewhere. It's not like she made a choice to do it for a room. She's just so stupid she didn't even look into other options. Which is hilarious.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Film is just a dead medium. There was not anything unique or original about the the film at all, including the visuals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name three movies with similar visuals

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pick any three Jeunet movies.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this
          lanthimos is such a fricking hack
          the favorite was a tacky greenaway ripoff and this is a tacky jeunet ripoff

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Except Jeunet is not a pervert.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a movie about Hollywood actors fricking a baby. Seems cut and dry to me.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Panos Cosmatos related to George?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek apparently he's his son. makes sense he's a nepotard. his films are bland garbage.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his films are bland garbage.
        Beyond filtered.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop trying to viral market your woke, troony film. you got your twitter audience of far left lunatics why do you want Cinemaphile too

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish fulfillment porno for women

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please do not post threads about this movie without posting webms of naked women

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Before yesterday I'd never heard about this movie now I've seen 5 threads on it. Feels very unnatural almost like advertising.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YES WE ARE ADVERTISING A MOVIE THAT IS NO LONGER IN THEATERS AND WONT BE RELEASED DIGITALLY FOR STREAMING.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but I don't think shouting at me is going to convince me to buy your subscription service. Maybe have a meeting with your marketers and try a different strategy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          THIS WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ON BLU-RAY AND DVD. IT WILL NOT BE RELEASED FOR STREAMING ON ANY SERVICE.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I tried to be reasonable with you sirs but now you are choosing to be unreasonable. I don't think I will purchase this product in the future.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              THERE WILL BE A LIMITED RUN OF CRITERION LASER DISCS THAT MIGHT INTEREST THE COLLECTOR IN YOU.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THIS WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ON BLU-RAY AND DVD. IT WILL NOT BE RELEASED FOR STREAMING ON ANY SERVICE.

        THERE WILL BE A LIMITED RUN OF CRITERION LASER DISCS THAT MIGHT INTEREST THE COLLECTOR IN YOU.

        Is this that viral marketing thing my grandkids told me about?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was nominated for a few oscars last week

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oscars
        Oh that thing that hasn't been relevant in decades? You really really need to get a new marketing strategy sandeep.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The same thing that caused Barbie to trend for a week due to an actress getting snubbed, yeah.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you rub one out on the teather anon? I know I did

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > the plot follows Bella Baxter, a young woman in Victorian London, who is resurrected by a scientist following her suicide and embarks on an odyssey of self-discovery and sexual liberation.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like the plot of every artsy fartsy sharthouse film. Hard pass sorry I'm just not going to participate.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly shocked that she didn't frick the black guy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The black guy beat her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Yorgos is based and not a cuck. Reminder that this movie is from Searchlight (Disney), they need diveristy hires and that's the role of that character

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fairly certain he was gay

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lanthimos is a hack

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was the first rom com I liked. I’ve wanted to see A non-deepfake of Emma stone getting railed by men like me since Zombieland. Mark Ruffalo was funny but I’m glad she didn’t get with him. I liked the Wizard of Oz reference. I wish it didn’t have that lesbian scene. I bet she is rife with disease.

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