>fileted
Anyway I don't think any of us have seen it yet, it's not out to pirate yet and I don't believe many of us have the capacity and social wherewithal to leave the house for long enough to go to a theater
Nope. I took a girl to a movie in high school. Accidentally brushed her hand in the theater cus she was hogging the arm rest. She thought I was trying to do something, she walked out and then told everyone at school I was a creep and almost tried to rape her.
Years later I did, of course, capture her and rape her but only because she deserves it.
I'm just not sure about how to close out the project. If I let her go I can't keep raping her, which we've established she deserves. So it's basically a wrong act.
I was dragged to see it by my cousin. It had nice imagery, excellent costumes and set designs, nice color palette. Other than that it the usual sick sexomaniac fest of Lanthimos.
Tell us oh sage of what wisdom and knowledge is found in such curated crafted works of entertainment for the publics idle enjoyment that has been lost on us who cannot discern our right from our left?
>not riding the wiener carousel makes you a childlike moron >feminism and individualism good, family values bad >emma stones breasts >pedophilia
There, thats the movie. At least the music was good.
>yorgos lanthimos
let me guess, everyone talks like awkward robots and low sci-fi hijinks ensue and the message is instagram poetry tier babble like "love is like, totally le hard with cellphones"
>As insufferable as wes anderson
nah, wes has some soul and some honesty in his movies. His cynical characters are cautionary tales. Yorgos is complete midwit cynicism. That's why even the dialogue is a supposed to the a straight foward stripped down deconstruction of human communication. Conversations are too much performative social etiquette for his 600 IQ big brain.
It looks less funny, more indulgent, with less organic cinematography than Favorite, but I cannot say for sure until I’ve seen it. The fans of this are acting obnoxious in a way Favorite fans did not, almost like Barbie fans, which concerns me.
>The fans of this are acting obnoxious in a way Favorite fans did not, almost like Barbie fans, which concerns me.
The only people posting threads about this movie are people who waifu Emma Stone. All waifuists are closeted gays, which is also the people who are fans of Barbie.
So, why are people calling this movie a feminist masterpiece exactly? Isn't the plot just that she has a lot of sex and becomes a prostitute? Maybe in 1968 that would be seen as a profound feminist statement
if you want the actual answer, it's that anti-pornography feminists lost the sex wars, and sex-positive feminists/"sex radicals" were then subverted by classical liberalism, leading to the horrific mutant offspring that is modern liberal feminism. people forgot that feminism was once critical of the 20th century's "sexual revolution." all anyone cares about now is letting women frick whoever they want all the time (no matter how badly it hurts them).
almost but feminism was just liberalism from the start. the other strands of it are almost completely irrelevant in the west (in other countries they are more radical)
im a communist and i hated it. the way she 'cares' for the poor is in fact a mere mockery of inequality. And also, she has the 'means of her own production' as a fricking prostitute? Yeah okay. Thats not how it works.
Tv gets filtered. Reddit doesn't. Sad. This isn't a feminist movie. She gets taken advantage of at every turn. Her being a prostitute isn't empowering she literally used and when she tries to speak up about it the pimp tells her she'll throw her on the street and shut her fricking mouth and stop being uppity.
This guy fails to understand that this is literally what feminists and leftists see as empowering. Yes, he is correct, when it comes to sexual access to women it's usually men who make the calls and seduce them. But they don't care. They still think it's empowering for a woman to prostitute herself to men. That's just what they believe as insane as it is.
No its men take advantage of moron because that's funny. But also one man that takes advantage of her is so stupid he doesn't realize she's moronic and he goes insane trying to figure her out. Because funny.
the movie doesnt depict it as her being taken advantage of though. The whole poing theyre making is that she's free to frick whoever she wants and the thought of intimacy and family gets ridiculed.
moron, the pimp being an abusive piece of shit literally bolsters the feminist message. the idea is that she should be in charge of her own body and sexuality and that some man shouldnt be controlling that. think you idiot, feminists dont claim being smacked around by a pimp is empowering, they advocate for the opposite, onlyfans and stuff like that where the women are still prostitutes but entirely in control
I think the r*dditor might be right, the idea maybe was to make fun of feminism and "female liberation", aka her riding the wiener carrousel viewed as empowerment is viewed as a joke. Quite honestly, I'm not that sure, I think the movie was a satire and didn't want to say that much things, morals weren't present and the movie wasn't judging her or Dafoe.
The way I see it. When she said she would find them a room she had no clue how. The lady out front stops her and offers her a room in exchange for her services. She doesn't even know it's wrong. She's too stupid. She just takes the first thing that passes her way and doesn't even try to look elsewhere. It's not like she made a choice to do it for a room. She's just so stupid she didn't even look into other options. Which is hilarious.
Sorry but I don't think shouting at me is going to convince me to buy your subscription service. Maybe have a meeting with your marketers and try a different strategy.
> the plot follows Bella Baxter, a young woman in Victorian London, who is resurrected by a scientist following her suicide and embarks on an odyssey of self-discovery and sexual liberation.
Because Yorgos is based and not a cuck. Reminder that this movie is from Searchlight (Disney), they need diveristy hires and that's the role of that character
This was the first rom com I liked. I’ve wanted to see A non-deepfake of Emma stone getting railed by men like me since Zombieland. Mark Ruffalo was funny but I’m glad she didn’t get with him. I liked the Wizard of Oz reference. I wish it didn’t have that lesbian scene. I bet she is rife with disease.
Beyond the Black Rainbow
BBR sucks and Panos Cosmatos is a poor man’s Gaspar Noe
>Gaspar Noe
Midwit director. Explains your opinion on BtBR.
Noe is a one note gay. He peaked with the intro to EtV and everything else has been coomer slop.
Consider killing yourself.
EtV is boring it just has cool opening credits. Climax is actually very good, much better and not totally soporific like everything else he makes
no need to fight, they both make horrifically boring films
cosmatos and noe have nothing in common you fool
>fileted
Anyway I don't think any of us have seen it yet, it's not out to pirate yet and I don't believe many of us have the capacity and social wherewithal to leave the house for long enough to go to a theater
You know you can take grills out to the movies in the current year may even get a old fashioned out of the deal if she's not a tease
>taking a girl to see a porn movie
I know Travis Bickle is literally me but I’d rather not take any chances
Nope. I took a girl to a movie in high school. Accidentally brushed her hand in the theater cus she was hogging the arm rest. She thought I was trying to do something, she walked out and then told everyone at school I was a creep and almost tried to rape her.
Years later I did, of course, capture her and rape her but only because she deserves it.
I'm just not sure about how to close out the project. If I let her go I can't keep raping her, which we've established she deserves. So it's basically a wrong act.
Plus jail...
I was dragged to see it by my cousin. It had nice imagery, excellent costumes and set designs, nice color palette. Other than that it the usual sick sexomaniac fest of Lanthimos.
It was good I guess, but kind of overrated.
The last filter was Pearl.
Tell us oh sage of what wisdom and knowledge is found in such curated crafted works of entertainment for the publics idle enjoyment that has been lost on us who cannot discern our right from our left?
I love you
>not riding the wiener carousel makes you a childlike moron
>feminism and individualism good, family values bad
>emma stones breasts
>pedophilia
There, thats the movie. At least the music was good.
Is there a webrip or this yet?
just go the cinema the fricks wrong with you morons. you dont got no 10 euros?
Can you loan me €20? I don’t need 2 tickets, I just want popcorn
Why isn't there a pajeet camrip of this yet?
There is. It's not very watchable though.
Very horny movie, they probably can't get a stable enough version with only one hand available
Fricking hell.
>yorgos lanthimos
let me guess, everyone talks like awkward robots and low sci-fi hijinks ensue and the message is instagram poetry tier babble like "love is like, totally le hard with cellphones"
Are you moronic that vaguely describes one of his movies
ever since dog tooth it's always the same gay shit. This quirky dialogue impresses normies but really is poor writing disguised as creative choice.
Crying about it will surely make you seem like less of a b***h. I bet you like Lynch, you fricking pseud.
crying? I'm just saying he's a gimmicky uninteresting director, why are you simping for greek man you don't even know?
Satan: King of Lies. I guess all your opinions are invalidated. Good day. Don't bother replying. It would just be more sour grapes anyway.
Not even a bit correct aside from some weird science-y stuff.
Ignore the other midwits that replied to you, you described 90% of what this movie is.
>stronk womyn who is crashing against the wall feels the sudden energic need of showing her breasts.
everytiem
dont forget
>im showing my breasts, but not for your enjoyment!! you fricking chuds
It's tacky mid shit. As insufferable as wes anderson. people will be embarrassed that they ever liked this in 20 years
Name a funnier movie to come out in the last 10 years. I'll wait.
Anchorman with Will Ferell
Nice try. That movie came out 25 years ago.
Druk. Unironically. Barely even had to think. Poor Things is fricking unfunny tryhard shit
Unfunny? You clearly haven seen it.
Beau Is Afraid
Joker
No way. I actually just watched beau is afraid. Joker was trash
>As insufferable as wes anderson
nah, wes has some soul and some honesty in his movies. His cynical characters are cautionary tales. Yorgos is complete midwit cynicism. That's why even the dialogue is a supposed to the a straight foward stripped down deconstruction of human communication. Conversations are too much performative social etiquette for his 600 IQ big brain.
i can tell just from the font of the title that this movie is pretentious
I don't care that this movie exists and call you a huge waste of breath with such obvious dumb bait.
>the "style over substance" as a criticism midwits have entered the thread
I guess school's let out.
It looks less funny, more indulgent, with less organic cinematography than Favorite, but I cannot say for sure until I’ve seen it. The fans of this are acting obnoxious in a way Favorite fans did not, almost like Barbie fans, which concerns me.
>The fans of this are acting obnoxious in a way Favorite fans did not, almost like Barbie fans, which concerns me.
The only people posting threads about this movie are people who waifu Emma Stone. All waifuists are closeted gays, which is also the people who are fans of Barbie.
>with less organic cinematography
What the frick does that mean?
>look at me, look at me, I’m using the ultra wide angle lens again, Mom
So, why are people calling this movie a feminist masterpiece exactly? Isn't the plot just that she has a lot of sex and becomes a prostitute? Maybe in 1968 that would be seen as a profound feminist statement
if you want the actual answer, it's that anti-pornography feminists lost the sex wars, and sex-positive feminists/"sex radicals" were then subverted by classical liberalism, leading to the horrific mutant offspring that is modern liberal feminism. people forgot that feminism was once critical of the 20th century's "sexual revolution." all anyone cares about now is letting women frick whoever they want all the time (no matter how badly it hurts them).
almost but feminism was just liberalism from the start. the other strands of it are almost completely irrelevant in the west (in other countries they are more radical)
>Yorgos Pedopoulos
communist propaganda
im a communist and i hated it. the way she 'cares' for the poor is in fact a mere mockery of inequality. And also, she has the 'means of her own production' as a fricking prostitute? Yeah okay. Thats not how it works.
Tv gets filtered. Reddit doesn't. Sad. This isn't a feminist movie. She gets taken advantage of at every turn. Her being a prostitute isn't empowering she literally used and when she tries to speak up about it the pimp tells her she'll throw her on the street and shut her fricking mouth and stop being uppity.
I hate redditors so much its unreal
This guy fails to understand that this is literally what feminists and leftists see as empowering. Yes, he is correct, when it comes to sexual access to women it's usually men who make the calls and seduce them. But they don't care. They still think it's empowering for a woman to prostitute herself to men. That's just what they believe as insane as it is.
so... men bad
womyn good
AGAIN
have a nice day leftie roach
No its men take advantage of moron because that's funny. But also one man that takes advantage of her is so stupid he doesn't realize she's moronic and he goes insane trying to figure her out. Because funny.
he's a nice guy
>She gets taken advantage of at every turn
yeah because all men are trash.
the movie doesnt depict it as her being taken advantage of though. The whole poing theyre making is that she's free to frick whoever she wants and the thought of intimacy and family gets ridiculed.
moron, the pimp being an abusive piece of shit literally bolsters the feminist message. the idea is that she should be in charge of her own body and sexuality and that some man shouldnt be controlling that. think you idiot, feminists dont claim being smacked around by a pimp is empowering, they advocate for the opposite, onlyfans and stuff like that where the women are still prostitutes but entirely in control
Uh ohhhh moron alert moron alert!
moron coming into a thread to tell people about a movie he hasn't seen alert!
Its literally Satan personified! Try again!
I think the r*dditor might be right, the idea maybe was to make fun of feminism and "female liberation", aka her riding the wiener carrousel viewed as empowerment is viewed as a joke. Quite honestly, I'm not that sure, I think the movie was a satire and didn't want to say that much things, morals weren't present and the movie wasn't judging her or Dafoe.
The way I see it. When she said she would find them a room she had no clue how. The lady out front stops her and offers her a room in exchange for her services. She doesn't even know it's wrong. She's too stupid. She just takes the first thing that passes her way and doesn't even try to look elsewhere. It's not like she made a choice to do it for a room. She's just so stupid she didn't even look into other options. Which is hilarious.
Film is just a dead medium. There was not anything unique or original about the the film at all, including the visuals.
Name three movies with similar visuals
Pick any three Jeunet movies.
this
lanthimos is such a fricking hack
the favorite was a tacky greenaway ripoff and this is a tacky jeunet ripoff
Except Jeunet is not a pervert.
It's a movie about Hollywood actors fricking a baby. Seems cut and dry to me.
Is Panos Cosmatos related to George?
kek apparently he's his son. makes sense he's a nepotard. his films are bland garbage.
>his films are bland garbage.
Beyond filtered.
stop trying to viral market your woke, troony film. you got your twitter audience of far left lunatics why do you want Cinemaphile too
Wish fulfillment porno for women
please do not post threads about this movie without posting webms of naked women
Before yesterday I'd never heard about this movie now I've seen 5 threads on it. Feels very unnatural almost like advertising.
YES WE ARE ADVERTISING A MOVIE THAT IS NO LONGER IN THEATERS AND WONT BE RELEASED DIGITALLY FOR STREAMING.
Sorry but I don't think shouting at me is going to convince me to buy your subscription service. Maybe have a meeting with your marketers and try a different strategy.
THIS WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ON BLU-RAY AND DVD. IT WILL NOT BE RELEASED FOR STREAMING ON ANY SERVICE.
I tried to be reasonable with you sirs but now you are choosing to be unreasonable. I don't think I will purchase this product in the future.
THERE WILL BE A LIMITED RUN OF CRITERION LASER DISCS THAT MIGHT INTEREST THE COLLECTOR IN YOU.
Is this that viral marketing thing my grandkids told me about?
It was nominated for a few oscars last week
>oscars
Oh that thing that hasn't been relevant in decades? You really really need to get a new marketing strategy sandeep.
The same thing that caused Barbie to trend for a week due to an actress getting snubbed, yeah.
Did you rub one out on the teather anon? I know I did
> the plot follows Bella Baxter, a young woman in Victorian London, who is resurrected by a scientist following her suicide and embarks on an odyssey of self-discovery and sexual liberation.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Sounds like the plot of every artsy fartsy sharthouse film. Hard pass sorry I'm just not going to participate.
I'm honestly shocked that she didn't frick the black guy
The black guy beat her.
Because Yorgos is based and not a cuck. Reminder that this movie is from Searchlight (Disney), they need diveristy hires and that's the role of that character
fairly certain he was gay
Lanthimos is a hack
This was the first rom com I liked. I’ve wanted to see A non-deepfake of Emma stone getting railed by men like me since Zombieland. Mark Ruffalo was funny but I’m glad she didn’t get with him. I liked the Wizard of Oz reference. I wish it didn’t have that lesbian scene. I bet she is rife with disease.