Has an actor ever had a worse accident before? Reading the reports on this made my skin crawl
Has an actor ever had a worse accident before? Reading the reports on this made my skin crawl
Has an actor ever had a worse accident before? Reading the reports on this made my skin crawl
The actors who had their heads cut off by a helicopter comes to mind
The part where Jeremy’s penis got evaporated into blood by a 5 ton snow mobile was pretty graphic, though
Rendering it in super slow motion was a bold choice of direction.
lol this?
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>Spielberg clapping at the kino he just created
What a legend
What happened to him?
Kobe Bryant was technically an actor and he had traumatic degloving of the penis (amongst other things)
Christ. There probably wasn't anything of his daughter left.
How's Kobe these days?
Literally smashed to bits. Some of the other medical examiners drawings of the other people that died in that crash just show vaguely human bits and and pieces. That was all that was left after the helicopter crashed into a hill at 150mph.
where can those be found?
Robocop had less body parts left and survived what was this guys excuse?
Someone called him the N-word.
We can rebuild him.
Wouldn't he have most likely died on impact so he probably didn't feel it?
>Kobe Bryant was technically an actor
yeah, he acted like he didn't rape that woman, also known as lying
Snowplow: The dick's gotta go
What part of that machine pulled his penis off? Was it not in park before he got out?
richard pryors burns were pretty bad
>I'M AN ACTOR I SHOULD TOTALLY BE OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY UNDER THE INFULENCE OF NOT HAVING A PENIS ANYMORE
To be fair, he stopped operating it as soon as it removed his penis
Your skin crawled? His penis crawled 327 miles through the snow, mud and muck to get back to its owner. They're making a Homeward Bound sequel about it.
>Has an actor ever had a worse accident before?
Surely you can't be serious.
Just admit you wanted to make a "dick status" thread, anon.
What's this?
An actress was in a car that plowed into the back of a truck in a small car and got her head obliterated which is why trucks now have those bars mounted down at bumper level to stop cars from going under them. They are named after her.
For what it's worth, she wasn't the driver. But "Ronald Harrison Bar" doesn't have the same ring to it.
and her baby daughter was in the car too. The actress from Law & Order SVU
3 of her kids where in the back seat sleeping and survived, which is amazing given they hit a truck going 85 mph in a buick flying brick.
Anton Yelchin, who played Chekov in the shitty JJ Abrahams Star Trek, got crushed by his own car in a freak accident. I don't know how fast 'blut traumatic asphyxia' kills you but it doesn't sound quick and painless to me.
>As Yelchin got out of his car and went to check his locked gate for mail, the vehicle apparently rolled back down his driveway, which was on a steep incline, and trapped him against the pillar and a security fence. Yelchin was pronounced dead at the scene at the age of 27;[39] the Los Angeles County Coroner's office identified the cause of death as "blunt traumatic asphyxia" and stated that there were "no obvious suspicious circumstances involved".[40][41]
Another win for automatic transmission chads
It was an automatic. Some sort of nu-jeep, not a wrangler or a cherokee.
Wouldn't not using your handbrake in an automatic car have the same result?
That was so sad. Freak is right
RIP Wesley Crusher. Taken out by his own wessle.
>Wesley Crusher.
Sadly, that actor is still alive. The shit ones always live the longest
That's how my mouse traps kill mice. Takes about ten seconds
Jayne Mansfield
That helicopter crash on set
That stunt double who's face got degloved
I had a dream that he had a really bad injury and I posted 'Status?' hoping to get dick joke replies. But now I'm awake, I can't find anything that happened to him.
Is the penis thing just a meme? Proofs?
Dick pic or it didn't happen
dick dossier?
wiener condition?
He’s alive, you fricking mouthbreather. What the frick do you think?
Meat memo?
all erection projections have failed to materialise
>Has an actor ever had a worse accident before?
Christopher Reeves easily wins this category
rod readiness?
The column's organisation and fighting ability are practically non-existent. Only a remnant remains...
Gary Busey on the motorcycle gotta be up there
gonads go nada?
Head chopped off by a helicopter rotor could be considered worse.
how is this supposed to remove your penis but not your entire lower body as well? someone walk me through the logistics.
It goes something like this
Imagine a girl in front of you got her dress stuck in the escalator and then it pulled her dress off and pinned her to the ground and you went to help her up but your jeans for caught in the escalator and then you got pulled down and you accidentally started fricker her
haha surprised we never saw that happen in an 80s comedy
I think it's just a Cinemaphile joke because I never read anything about him getting his penis removed. Just that his lower body was crushed
I believe it was frozen and then shattered into a million pieces.
pic related
that only happened during the holocaust
Penis jokes aside, I have no idea how in the frick Renner survived this and didn't end up a complete vegetable.
Willy whereabouts?
Proboscis prognosis?
Trollnose test?
Glans gossip?
Read up on Milla Jovovich's Resident Evil stunt double. Pretty gruesome shit.
What did Wesker do to her?
He only had 7 minutes to spare
Yep, that's why stunt doubles are a thing.
Foreskin forecast?
Gary busey and tracy Morgan are literal morons due to their accidents and Christopher Reeves was turned into nu-steven hawking
Tracy was always a moron, he basically played himself on 30 Rock