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Has another Cinemaphile character been humiliated as badly as Cartmen in this episode?
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Cartman isn’t even the most humiliated character in his own show.
Are they seriously implying a 10 years old girl is capable of beating up a guy who weight 4x times more than she is
Are you gonna cry?
I don't why you gays liked this episode. It's just a generic homosexual "bully gets beaten up" episode that were dime a dozen back in the 80s. Awesom-O is far superior
No one said they liked it, I haven't even watched it, just that OP is a homosexual
All that weight is fat, not muscle. Wendy actually plays sports, so it's plausible enough.
Yeah, Chuddie, stop crying. Just turn your brain off and subvert your expectations bro.
Yeah you're crying
You're fricking moronic.
Cartman is:
>morbidly obese
>Has no pain tolerance
>Insanely lazy
>is prepubescent, hasn't undergone androgenization
Wendy is:
>In shape
>High pain tolerance
>Workaholic
Give me an actual reason why Cartman would win.
Wendy is a woman
Cartman is a fat moron
I'am staring to think you homosexuals live in some different reality, where have you seen girls ever beating boys?
Only time i remember seeing something even close this is then some cucked in the brain moron refused to do anything for like ten minutes because "you can't hit girls"
>a fit woman would still get her ass beat by some fat slob who does nothing but sit on his ass all day
I think you've been watching too many 'sigma male training' videos young man
i dont think you have a comprehension of reality it might be all the cartoons you watch
>Why is this cartoon not accurate to reality?
So how many bottles of booze your mom chugged while she was expecting you?
i like how you keep personally attacking people who point out obvious facets of reality to you its a great way to make your point seem valid
I like how the idea of cartoon not being realistic makes your ego and penis shrivel
no one said the cartoon was realistic.. i think you misread my post i said that cartoons ARENT reality but that on average boys are stronger than girls
>fat guy can't beat a fit guy
>yes
>fat guy can't beat a fit girl
>wtf this is not true because I said so
you must be trolling - again no one said anything like that youre making up imaginary arguments
Roastie
Based
try something difference
Girls can be bigger than boys before puberty
Real-life fights don't last ten minutes
Cartman got his ass beat by ACTUAL morons. Fricking all of them outperformed him in that special olympics episode.
no, wendy is a girl and cartman is a boy. Boys don't have a substantial strength advantage at age 9 and Cartman would be too fat and lazy to take advantage of it anyway.
how tall were you at 9? i was 5'8 and was much stronger than any other girl my age im not sure why youre making up lies im all for women's rights and want my girls to be scientists but saying that boys arent on average stronger than girls even at 9 is wrong
Anon just out of curiosity are you white?
partly
no wounds opened just dont understand why youre lying about girls being as strong as boys
>partly
What's the other part?
Because that might explain why you got so tall so early. Some races age faster than others.
mostly nordic with some native american
glad you finally got it out of your system it was racial the whole time
Jesus man this must've opened some deep wounds
Does Cartman look 5'8 to you?
no im also now 6'7 so i definitely was taller than most
yeah no fricking shit, you're goliath and you're wondering why you were so much stronger than everyone else and why that same logic doesn't apply to the fat moronic manlet who came in last place in the special Olympics despite being the only non disabled one participating.
And you're celebrating someone weak like that getting attacked?
When they totally deserve it? yeah. Cartman kept talking shit and provoking Wendy, it went beyond just an ideological conflict, it was personal. If you follow someone around and constantly torment them you're gonna get yourself hit. The fact that this place actually switches from their redpilled "solving things through force is based" to "erm actually pacifism is the only answer she shouldn't beat up people that she simply disagrees with" when it's a girl beating up some homosexual fat kid they probably self insert as just shows how pathetic and spineless people here can be.
sorry i think what i was trying to say was that if you took say stan/kyle/clyde vs wendy the boys they would win i didnt mean to argue for cartman winning the fight
girls enter puberty earlier than boys and tend to outgrow them for a while. also cartman is a fat frick as many in here have pointed out
this is true but girls usually participate in less physical activities while growing up leading to less muscle being developed in adolescence (not to mention the differences in male vs female puberty)
anon we're talking about cartman here
im not sure what is going on my original post claimed that on AVERAGE 9 year old boys are stronger than 9 year old girls the poster i responded to said boys dont have a substantial strength advantage at age 9 but on average they do not genetically but because of what they have been doing up until that point (more active, sports)
i never meant to imply that cartman would beat wendy in a fight
And Cartman is an obese crybaby that is straight up moronic. Your point?
#GRRRL Power, Chud!
Cartman deserves to get beat up for telling offensive sexist jokes, that’s what happens to all chuddies. Wendy is a queeeeeeeen and literally me yaaass
Yes I am a Southparksis, yes we are trans, deal with it. And that’s the tea *sip*
I can literally confirm the entire southpark fandom is like this unironically
This is unironically how most South Park fans these days act. The seethe they have for Cartman is almost weird. Like, it's normal to laugh at le funny bad character gets screwed over. From the way they talk about Cartman with so much anger, you'd think they were talking about some real life serial killer and not some cartoon character from a show for morons
I've observed this same sort of sentiment right here in South Park threads, just the other way around. Instead of seething about Cartman being racist/sexist/whatever, it's them seething about "Oh I hate Kyle because he's a moralgay israelite" or "I hate wendy because she's a feminist dyke b***h". They take the characters too seriously and personally to the point where they feel the need to almost argue with the characters themselves.
Guy who posted "Wendy is feminist dyke" here. That's cuz the show itself treats it that way. I mean, if South Park still treated its characters the way it did in the first 6 seasons, that is "These are just stupid funny jerkwad characters not to be taken seriously" , I wouldn't have cared much. Instead, nowadays it's usually "have Kyle give a monologue on why Cartman is a sociopathic conniving blah blah blah" which is what they've been doing since season 10. That makes it feel unfair that Cartman's the only one who gets this "psychological breakdown" treatment and not Wendy, Liane, Kyle etc.
Wendy doesn't get nearly as much focus as Cartman so naturally it feels like she doesn't get treated as poorly. But actually looking at her episodes, you see that she "loses" multiple times. The most obvious big one is when she has to compromise her own morals and photoshop herself at the end of the hobbit. But there are also moments like her failing to get anyone, even her boyfriend to give a shit about the girl's volleyball team or other similar times when Stan mistreats her and gets away with it. And for Kyle, he suffers so much you'd think Matt and Trey were getting off on it. And even if you try to say "well that's because he's a Martyr you're supposed to feel bad for him" they literally had an episode all about how Kyle is a douche for making himself into a self righteous martyr. Meanwhile, there are plenty of episodes where Cartman "wins" or gets away with things, or even is proven right in some way. So it makes the whining about Cartman getting mistreated or Kyle being a moralgay extra pathetic.
>Wendy is a queeeeeeeen and literally me yaaass
Nowadats it's "Liane is a queeeeeen and literally me yaaaass". Kek South Park fans (including Matt and Trey) unironically making a druggie prostitute out to be an innocent victim.
Doing prostitutes and being a prostitute aren't crimes against anybody. You can do both and still be a victim.
Yeah but being a druggie bawd while being a mother can definitely mess up the kid. Tell me that seeing your mother doing german shiza porn back when you were 10 wouldn't have traumatized you.
I've seen it happen when I was still in school. So yeah
I liked this episode, but it didn't make sense to me that Wendy had a huge crush on Eric, but then get mad that he makes fun of boob cancer.
>it's okay to respond to mean jokes with physical violence
Bit hypocritical coming from the South park guys
Most male characters in the past 8 years
Didn't watch south park, is this a girl beating up a boy?
It's hot and all, but come on now
He sucked off a dude, that's more humiliating
Stressed Eric in every episode
Kyle gets to beat up Cartman already several times throughout the show
I mean if you reduce any episode to "generic blank does blank" it's gonna sound bad. There's much more to the episode than the final beatdown scene, which was just the pay off to all the build up (the meat of the episode). It's fun to watch Cartman constantly poke the bear and then see the lengths he goes to get out of this fight as not to ruin his self perceived reputation. You don't have to think it's the greatest episode ever, but you can at least try not to misrepresent what's good about the episode.
Tbh I wish they could've come up with a better reason for why Cartman deserved to get beaten up, like something more Casa Bonita-tier. Laughing at the word "breast" is pretty standard kid behavior. Most kids in my class would've laughed at it back when I was in middle school.
It's because he kept going out of his way to torment her. Even when he "won" and got out of the fight he immediately used it as an opportunity to keep poking the bear because he just doesn't learn. After seeing him weasel his way out of a fight he was boasting about, and then to keep dicking around on the edge of a cliff for most of the episode it's satisfying to see him actually have to deal with the consequences. And then there's of course the amusing reveal that his fear of losing his reputation was misplaced as none of the other boys actually respected him in the first place and weren't even expecting him to win, which Cartman in his ego twists into assuming they are just trying to make him feel better showing that Cartman still just never learns. his flaws lead to his own undoing and that makes him a fun character.
>Mass replier
>Accusing others of seethe and "rent free"
Classic moronic frogposter with 0 self awareness
Saying jokes about boobies isn’t “tormenting her”. She’s an oversensitive b***h just like everyone in this shitty fandom
Yeah. But he's still the definition of that one fricking kid we all knew that was a spoilt little autist
Finn or Mordecai or one of those morons from CN shows, maybe Doug non canonly speaking, everyone has been humiliated in South Park, Stan, Kyle, Butter straight up got raped, Wendy was forced to break under pressure twice, the whole thing is just you know, a part of the show.
>I find Wendy to be an annoying feminist dyke
she IS
When he ate his underwear and then that shit came out of his mouth mid sentence that was hilarious. What a great classic South Park episode seriously you guys, no Randy B plot with stupid tegridy weed jokes, no political bullshit or current news related, just pure writing genius, the characters stay in school throughout the episode and don't travel the world for no reason. I wish we could back to those times
Yes, the midget who was beaten up by Cartman.