Has anybody been able to refute this?

Has anybody been able to refute this?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty fricking simple. It would get eaten by a fish or whale, which would then get caught by fishermen and it would be back in the hands of men again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Mermaids were associated with the Maia Ossë and often aided his labour

      The ring can control things and has a will of it's own. It literally sat in a river for almost two and a half millennia before some dude literally fished it up.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably some bullshit about it washing ashore or there being some mystical creature in the sea some obscure tolkien gay will rant about.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're probably pretty obscure yourself.
      Black person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't save them. Sauron doesn't need the ring to win the war. The free peoples do not have the numbers to stop him. They will, eventually, fall. All of them. Throwing the ring in the sea doesn't end the war or sauron's conquest. Only destroying sauron will do that, and they need to destroy the ring to end him.

      Tolkcels have no rebuttal to this, it's hilarious
      >noooo w-what if a trout found it and put it on his little fin!?
      oh nooo, an evil fish! lmao

      homosexual little morons that have never cracked open a boo. What now, Black folk?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkcels have no rebuttal to this, it's hilarious
    >noooo w-what if a trout found it and put it on his little fin!?
    oh nooo, an evil fish! lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 rebuttals above you
      here's your (You)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ring is always trying to be found. Living creatures are drawn to it.
      >and put it on his little fin!?
      It would eat it, probably.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the reasons for having to take the ring to mordor are in sum extremely contrieved
      tolkien was a hack

      Sauron had already amassed enough power to destroy the kingdoms of men, the war that was brewing had nothing to do with the ring. Sauron had set all of his pieces to wipe out everyone without need of the ring.
      The plan to bring the ring to Mordor is a last ditch suicide mission, the idea being to destroy Sauron, not to keep the ring from him.
      There's a reason that so many people want to use the ring against him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how convenient that the ring can only be destroyed at mt doom

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The only fires powerful enough to destroy the ring were the ones that made it
          Makes sense. Seethe harder Ancalagon you lil b***h

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean inconvenient.

            It's the magic rule of ring lore. Cope.

            >the laws of magic are that way because the novel needs to happen!
            >literally it's magic i aint gotta explain shit
            ofc Cinemaphile is unironically defending this shitty story-telling

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I believe LotR falls under the genre of fantasy, not hard sci-fi, anon.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Magic works that way in real life, there are always little qualifiers and loopholes and strict rules and shit like that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there are always little qualifiers and loopholes and strict rules and shit like that.
                It's always the loopholes and the fine print that gets ya.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hate when you can tell some homosexual grew up in the reddit era
              >I've heard someone say this so I'll say this without really getting it!
              The "it's magic I ain't gotta explain shit" only works if there is a contrivance. There is no contrivance here. In fact as far as magic goes this is probably the least contrived, it's borderlining on science to say that the ring can only be destroyed by the power that made it.

              >zoomers cannot handle smart and evil antagonists
              I spit.

              >no dude bad guys either have to be le heckin racist or le heckin bully who is actually just sad

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's borderlining on science to say that the ring can only be destroyed by the power that made it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, unironically. For example up unto a certain point diamonds could only be cut with other diamonds. If you wanted to destroy a sword the best place to do it would have been a forge.
                The process to shape something also has the power to unshape it.
                Considering that the ring had to be formed of a powerful process it is literally the first conclusion that most people would come to that that process also has the ability to unmake it.
                Ergo, it's not an asspull but rather "borderline scientific".

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                and it can't be any other volcano. why does it even have to be that hot. why cant the ring be destroyed by just melting it like any other ring
                >muh magic requires the hobbits to walk by foot to mordor because the story needs to happen

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a magic ring, moron.

                And what other volcanos?

                You think walking to Mount Doom is easy?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's only one volcano
                how convenient that means the story can happen

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean you could just throw it in some regular lava and wait for it to harden and then get buried under 50 trillion tons of granite

                Yeah, volcanos just suddenly pop out anywhere.

                No, THAT would be convenient.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why does it even have to be that hot.
                It's not about the heat, it's about the magic of the place.
                >why cant the ring be destroyed by just melting it like any other ring
                If you threw it into any other lava it would be quite cool.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a whole continent
                >only one volcano

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a whole continent
                >only one volcano

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_volcanoes_in_Europe

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hobbits_in_Europe

                >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_volcanoes_in_Australia
                do tolkiengays really

                >didn't even check if the volcanoes were active
                >simply went to wikipedia and posted
                Kek, should they go throw the ring into an inactive volcano?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hobbits_in_Europe

                lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >middle-earth
                >nordic mythology
                >myth for england
                >not based on europe

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, so? If there can be little magical fellas there can be no volcanoes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                or black harfoots
                or apache helicopters

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. That is correct. Tolkein didn't add those things though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_volcanoes_in_Australia
                do tolkiengays really

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah how convenient that the way tolkien's magic works means the hobbits have to work on foot to mordor because only there the magic can be broken. there couldnt have been 5 other alternatives. no it has to be in the heart of the enemy's realm

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah how convenient that there's a story to tell

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because the ring is magic and was created in Mount Doom.

                >there's only one volcano
                how convenient that means the story can happen

                Okay yeah you're fricking moronic, genuine chilly IQ. Do you get mad about all circumstance?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All stories require events to happen in order to have a story. Either complain about every single narrative in the world or stop being a homosexual.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It can, provided the fire is hot enough. But the only fire hot enough would have been dragon fire and by that point all the dragons were dead, Smaug being one of the last

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean inconvenient.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the magic rule of ring lore. Cope.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was originally found in the water, you dumb Black folk, someone would find it again.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was in a river thats barely 10 feet deep. if you sail out into the ocean for half a day and drop it, it would sink 2 miles and be gone forever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/OeResCO.jpg

      Has anybody been able to refute this?

      The ring was able to slip off of Isildur's hand when it no longer needed him. It left Gollum when it wanted to. It really wouldn't be hard for it to get back to shore. Granted it would buy a lot of time but then you wouldn't know where the ring was which would be bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh nooo, an evil fish! lmao
      The ring constantly trying to reach the surface by corrupting deep-sea fish and then sinking back to the depths of the ocean because the fish died due to changes in water pressure is really funny to think about.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Has anybody been able to refute this?
    The book does, I would suggest you read it, zoom zoom.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reading books
      rofl what is this the 1600s
      we have tiktok now grandpa

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tiktok
        >not consulting ChatGPT for the truth
        you dinosaur

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ring has a will of its own and causes creatures to seek it out. Basically a fish would swallow the ring and then a fisherman would catch the fish and the ring would return to land. Maybe try reading a book for once.

    Next.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ring existing will "ride" entropy in a way to take it back to its master.
      Throwing it in the sea or burying it will only delay the inevitable. Plenty of shit can happen to make the ring gets picked up again.

      That stupid ass ring would only end up in the ocean if it somehow wanted to be in the ocean... because magic and stuff.

      The ring is sentient and will find a way to come into the hands of another sentient.

      So the ring wanted to go into the fire of Mount Doom?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should ask your handler to explain it to you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ring attempts to corrupt the hearts of those who wield it, and will try its hardest to escape in anyway that it can. If a fish ate it, it could probably control it or make it get caught by fisherman or whatever.

        In the books, Gandalf mentions that there are dark creatures that Sauron controls that inhabit the depths. He can feel the ring, and they have a connection so he would be able to have his minions scour the ocean for it.

        Hiding the ring forever would just mean that Sauron would be around forever, and in the books its mentioned that the elves / dwarves and men factions are weak compared to what they were in the second age when men and elves combined and caused Sauron to lose his physical form. If it was hidden away for another thousand years, Men would be the only ones left to deal with that problem and they are the most corruptible out of the lotr races.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So the ring wanted to go into the fire of Mount Doom
        Yes, absolutely, that's why Isildur effortlessly threw it in there. Ah no he didn't. But instead the journey of Frodo to Mount Doom only took a few days without any incidents. Ah no, it took several months and everyone along the way wanted to stop him and therefore turned the easy task of throwing it in there into something that almost cost Frodo's life.
        No, the ring didn't want to get thrown in there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          So the ring wanted to go into the fire of Mount Doom?

          i shit you not the only reason gollum fell in the lava was because god made him trip as a joke
          look it up

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Smeagol swore an oath on the ring not to betray frodo, as well, justifying Eru's intervention.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So the ring wanted to go into the fire of Mount Doom?
        No, which is why the ring kept telling Frodo "hey instead of trying to destroy me, put me on and become a mighty warrior".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So the ring wanted to go into the fire of Mount Doom?
        No you fricking idiot that's why it spent months corrupting Frodo and trying to get him to run off with it. And it succeeds. Frodo refuses to destroy it and attempts to flee Mount Doom with it. The ring influences people NOT to destroy it and to keep it for themselves. That's literally the plot of the movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oathbreakers get what they fricking deserve and in this case it was divine intervention.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fricking based
        It sat in a river for almost 2,000 years.
        Golum had it for some several hundred years. It had a will and it was a slave used to exterminate or enslave it's relatives.
        The immortal ring wanted to die.
        Mind
        Fricky
        Blown

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if I put the ring on muh dick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        %3D%3D

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauron would still be around.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. You can’t kill him without destroying the ring. He’ll just keep coming back until he wins

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and he was already winning the war, he didn't really need a next time.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because then poseidon would get saurons power

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ring existing will "ride" entropy in a way to take it back to its master.
    Throwing it in the sea or burying it will only delay the inevitable. Plenty of shit can happen to make the ring gets picked up again.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They explain it in the novel.
    >"Not safe for ever, " said Gandalf. "There are many things in the deep waters; and seas and lands may change. And it is not our part here to take thought only for a season, or for a few lives of Men, or for a passing age of the world. We should seek a final end of this menace, even if we do not hope to make one."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that, but the existence of the ring is what allows Sauron to keep returning, because it contains and preserves a good portion of his total power. To hide the ring forever would sort of be like protecting Sauron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They explain it in the novel.
        >"Not safe for ever, " said Gandalf. "There are many things in the deep waters; and seas and lands may change. And it is not our part here to take thought only for a season, or for a few lives of Men, or for a passing age of the world. We should seek a final end of this menace, even if we do not hope to make one."

        Also there's the fact that if they decided to try and take on Sauron in a conventional war they would lose anyways. Without the direct intervention of members of the Fellowship Rohan would've remained under Saruman's sway and fallen, and Gondor would've been crushed by Sauron's forces. The rangers would've disappeared and the wolves and bandits would've scoured the Shire and Bree areas while easterling pirates pillaged the coast. Within a few years there would only be pockets of elves and dwarves in the forests and mountains endlessly besieged. Sauron had already won without the ring, the quest to destroy it was their only hope. You don't even need to read the books to comprehend this, but given that it's a 9 hour movie it's unreasonable to ask Generation TikTard to pay attention for that long or have the intelligence to figure that out.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Sauron with ring
          > Easily 1v1'd by Isildur

          > Sauron without ring
          > Not with 10,000 men could you do it, it is folly

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The movie doesn’t really show it, but the fight against Sauron himself wasn’t 1v1 with just Isildur.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He wasn't 1v1'd by isildur. He fought Elindel and Gil-Galad 2v1 and killed them both. Isildur cut off the finger with the ring after he was already down and out from his fight with a gigachad-human and the fricking high king of the Noldor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did the series ever get popular with boomers lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but nothing can live in the caldera of a different volcano. And I don't think orcs could survive that heat so just chuck it into "volcano near me"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn’t matter because the Ring would still be in existence.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but good look getting it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but Sauron could conquer Middle-earth without it which is why Gandalf said they needed to end things there and now rather than delaying the inevitable.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So forget the ring now that it's out of the way and just fight him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They would’ve been easily defeated by the combined power of Saruman and the Mordor armies.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why can't gayndalf make another ring with his maiar bosses then?
              Seemed like that homosexual ass wizard was just a janny

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gandalf has one of the Rings of Power. What would your suggestion accomplish?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was a shit tier wizard too. When he was at the zenith of his power all he could do was make a dim light come of the tip of a stick. I've seen level 1 mages do more impressive things in DnD sessions.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He does more impressive magic in the book like having a magic duel with the Nazgul at Weathertop and setting the whole sky ablaze when they get attacked by wolves.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    be a great comfort to everyone when sauron wins the war, at least the ring is in the sea..

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That stupid ass ring would only end up in the ocean if it somehow wanted to be in the ocean... because magic and stuff.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Has anybody been able to refute this?
    Yeah, the first film in the first few minutes. Fricking moronic motherfricker.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ring is sentient and will find a way to come into the hands of another sentient.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if you put the ring on your dick instead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would trans you immediately.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not just get rid of the thing that needs to be destroyed in order to beat the bad guy?
    yeah and why didnt king arthur just throw excalibur back into the lake

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think you guys understand that Sauron doesn't need the ring to win.
    He just needs the ring to not be destroyed.
    If it was in the middle of the sea, probably no one would have picked it up, all the better for Sauron since no one will destroy it.
    He waited 2.5k years until Bilbo picked it up, he can fancy waiting a few more

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ring is tied to Sauron's power. As long as the ring exists, even at the bottom of the sea, Sauron will have his power. Arguably it would be a worse idea to throw it in the sea rather than destroy it at Mt. Doom.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't think their are evil fish loyal to Sauron you haven't been paying attention to the literature

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's the "fish will eat it" aspect but literally cast a fricking massive iron ball around it that weighs a metric shitton and roll it off the ship.
    No whale is ever going to swallow that.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to lose eventually to Sauron if the Ring isn't destroyed to keep him from coming back. Else he'll just keep coming back again and again as he can't be killed. YOLO'ing the Ring at Mt. Doom to try and end him is better than suffering his shit for eternity

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they walk to a volcano 7000 miles away instead of just melting it at a nearby forge?

    these elves and dwarves were all a bunch of fricking morons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why did they walk to a volcano 7000 miles away instead of just melting it at a nearby forge?
      >these elves and dwarves were all a bunch of fricking morons
      Better question, why didn't one of the dwarves in Rivendell just destroy it by hitting it with his hammer?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn’t Gandalf just tell the Balrog that he shall not pass?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try paying attention to the movie/book.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      was it 7000 miles?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn’t even require a rebuttal. The ring is in a river for a while. It is a sentient thing that wants to go home and can exert control over others. It would literally just mind-control some sea life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would float at the top of the water until someone picked it up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would float at the top of the water until someone picked it up

      These. It's a magic ring. Whatever it needs. Whatever it takes.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's addressed directly in the book by Gandalf in Rivendell.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the gods drowned sauron in the ocean with the numenorians for their evil ways and he still survived. the ring would get eaten by some fish, then eaten by a whale, washed up on shore and found or some shit.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because eventually somebody will find it again
    it may be tomorrow or it maybe in 2 billion years
    somebody will find it

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have brought back some lava from mount doom and melted it in the shire

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Gollum knew all along where the ring was, why did he never try to steal it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He knew Bilbo was in a place called "Shire", that's all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The canon explanation is that he went the wrong direction by mistake and ended up going to Mordor because Sauron is a magnet for evil people

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn’t by mistake. He was making his way toward the Shire but turned away because Sauron’s influence as the Ring’s true master drew him to Mordor.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No he started out going east instead of west because he apparently didn't know where the Shire was

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he apparently didn't know where the Shire was
            to be fair few do and Gollum was a hermit for hundreds of years

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You'd think that since there's only like three places in the world hobbits live that every hobbit would know where they are.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Until he interrogated Gollum, Sauron had no idea that hobbits existed. There were certainly no halfling communities that far south.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gandalf tells Frodo that Gollum left the cave after a couple years and tracked Bilbo all the way to the Lonely Mountain and Dale where he found out that Bilbo had already returned to the Shire. It was at that point he turned away because he was being drawn to Mordor.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just throw it into the sun?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it would manipulate a sun fish to bring it back to people.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the sun canonically does not exist at that point in the timeline

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really want an evil sun?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >throw ring into the sun
      >the sun is now technically wearing the ring
      >the sun is now invisible
      >the world is plunged into darkness forever

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If anything animate or inanimate interacts with the ring then it becomes invisible
        Is that why all the air in the hobbit universe is invisible?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that would be hilarious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the Sun and Moon are just Maiar like Gandalf and Sauron, circling the globe holding a flower and fruit of the Trees.
      Giving one of them the Ring would be a terrible idea.
      And before you mention it, giving it to Earendil would be stupid as well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        giving it to any 'great" being is a stupid idea, because it will either corrupt them into saurons servitude, or twist them into something horrific as galadriel vision of becoming the tyrant
        you basically cannot name a person that wouldn't turn into something horrible over time or become a slave, because thats how ring works. You can be strong-willed, but this shit will keep whispering and tempting until you either fold or die

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you basically cannot name a person that wouldn't turn into something horrible over time or become a slave
          ENTER

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you got me there motherfricker but Eru larping avatar is out of the question

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >goes to bang Goldberry

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn't they give the ring to a baby and then throw the baby into the fires of Mt. Doom?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sam basically resists the ring by being a house Black

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sauron was winning the war, hiding the ring or dropping it in the ocean doesn't stop him.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the only way to defeat Sauron is to destroy the ring. Why is that so difficult for you morons to understand?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isildur beat him without destroying the ring

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he wasnt beaten because he came back afterwards precisely because the ring was allowed to survive

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        well the fricker came back

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand why this stupid invisibility ring is such a big deal
    >it does a other thing when Sauronman get it in his as-
    SHUT THE FRICK UP, NERD! NO ONE CARES

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based nerd trying to convince strangers he's knowledgeable about the subject but not TOO knowledgeable

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be a tolkien autist, start re-reading the books and reading the wiki heavily.
    >see all the b8 in this thread
    >trying my hardest not to respond

    It's honestly hard, please stop posting so many moronic statements. I can't hold back any longer..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eagles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you explain how Gimli knew what a nervous system was?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        a dwarf rite of passage is dissecting an *lf

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of the characters are speaking English as we know it. Same deal with Sam and the potatoes. They weren’t actually what we know as potatoes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So he just used the Middle Earthen word for nervous system, the question remains unanswered.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, what’s your problem with that?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How did he know what a nervous system is? Was Dwarven medical knowledge that advanced?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe it was. Why is that a sticking point with you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It seems like an anachronism.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, it’s fine.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do orcs know what a menu is?
                How is the inn named the prancing pony, the circus doesn't exist in middle earth

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How do orcs know what a menu is?
                Sauron's Man had a whole town build around Orthanc and presumably there were food establishments and/or taverns for all the soldiers.
                >How is the inn named the prancing pony
                They had ponies in the Shire.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why wouldn’t orcs know what a menu is? Taverns and inns and such exist in Middle-earth.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What does the circus have to do with anything?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                some orcs are actually multilingual. 99% of americans are not

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The europussies are coming out.. first american poster tonight.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                U are literally arguing with a boomer Facebook meme

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plot hole trolls are always soundly defeated in these threads so it’s satisfying to read.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, they aren't. Tolkien gays always boil down to "The ring is impossible to destroy. No one has the will to resist it's power" which is fricking moronic because if people actually believed this then they wouldn't have set on a quest to destroy it in the first place.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They knew the One Ring wasn’t impossible to destroy, it’s just that the chances of successfully infiltrating Mordor in order to destroy it were extremely slim.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >One Ring wasn’t impossible to destroy
            I've seen a hundred of these threads and basically every plot hole is plugged up by no one having the will to actually destroy the ring.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hobbits were the most resistant to its influence and even Frodo didn't have the will to destroy it, just to get it there. God had to intervene.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That isn't a plot hole you dipshit. It is a central component to the story. It is specifically why a hobbit had to carry it, because they could resist it the longest. It had a deliberate will of it's own and tempted people with power (or what they wanted). The hobbits could carry it because they were simple people living simple lives with no ambitions above farming, slamming hobbit puss, and smoking their pipes. Power and influence were nothing to them so the ring had nothing to offer. It literally tried to convince sam that he could be a better gardener because that was the only thing it could show him that might even vaguely tempt him.
              The central fricking theme of the story is that humility and humbleness are virtues and the simple folk of the world have a magic in their lives that vile """things""" cannot fathom.
              >the meek shall inherit the earth
              Frick I hate you people so much.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i wanted to add something, but pretty much everythign was explained to lorelets and other morons by people who can still read a book and doesn't need everything perfectly and logically explained in a setting, where fricking magic exist, and elves return to valinor basically swimming up there into the air via hidden path. In this story, shit works like that, deal with it. Ring can be only destroyed in a fire of volcano that forged it. Only one volcano? what's the fricking problem, they don't have deserts too. Its explained more or less(not in 100% full complete way) in a book. Thats why book is so fricking great. That is why everyone was losing their shit when each movie was released and then people rushed to read books. it's fricking sad that in 2024 we have people, born into this world, and being a literal troglodytes unable to comprehend a greatness of a story written like that. With allt ech and knowledge readibly accessible at any point of the time, average human is reversing instead of advancing his wisdom and knowledge. You don't need to like something, to realize that's a work of a great art even if you don't enjoy it

                to add to this anon point was also to show that a great heart can be found even in the most simple of humans(hobbits) even if you consdier them weak and useless, showing that even those small ones are capable of doing noble things

                also somehow i feel sad looking at it

                Because basically there’s all sorts of nasty things in the ocean, including lesser Maiar that might be tempted by the ring, and shit like the kraken and other spooky deep sea nasties.

                Not to mention that beneath a large portion of the ocean is the sunken land of Beleriand. Who knows what sorts of wights and ghosts of 1st age nasties are lurking in the deep.

                . Imagine living in the 3rd era and being completly clueless that below the sea there's a whole sunken continent with history, cities and other things that can never be restored and those who perished there are forever forgotten

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they don't have deserts
                What about second deserts?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                obviously meant desert, the sandy one, you fricking stupid Took holy shit why gandalf didn't end you c**t

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they put the ring a cement block and then throw the block into the ocean? It can't possess anyone now because it's encased in stone, it's deep underwater so nobody is going to find it, and no one will know the exact location because technology isn't advanced enough to record the exact location.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >throwing the only means of defeating Sauron into the sea

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rings of Power S2 cast is wild

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkein said the ring floats.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you watch the movie
    Sauerkraut was already winning without the ring

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Sauron didn't nessecarily need the one ring to win. If it had been dropped into the ocean he would have won at the Black Gate.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's throw away the only way to destroy satan

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a lot of misunderstanding surrounding the nature of the ring comes from the fact that movie sauron is literally a flaming eye so the audience gets the impression that he's a impotent spirit who needs the ring in order to stage a comeback as if he's voldemort or something

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    already happened in the story and it didn't work, andy circus found it and it made him start eating sushi

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would batman destroy the ring knowing it will kill sauron/, or throw it into the sea

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If batman killed Sauron he would spend atleast 30+ years in prison for manslaughter, so it would make the most sense to hide the ring and indirectly cause millions of people to die because killing for a just cause = just as bad as plain murder.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is that,

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we want the ps5 audience

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    evil shark

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even without the stupid ring in his possession he was still going to use his massive army to conquer middle earth. Hiding the ring accomplishes nothing.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it WANTS to be found

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not carry the ring in a casket held by 4 people. Doesn't corrupt them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn’t even need to touch it to be corrupted enough. Just look at Boromir, he was just in presence of the ring.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the reasons for having to take the ring to mordor are in sum extremely contrieved
    tolkien was a hack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >contrieved
      Good job, anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        did u think about it rationally yet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The *hits pipe* pasta has never really made sense.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            why did it make people seethe

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t think it did. It’s clearly advantageous to have an attractive daughter because she’ll attract a higher quality provider for your grandchildren.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                its notoriety clearly comes from making normies seethe

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That wouldn't kill Sauron, he still has his bigass army thought would kill everyone. Even after the gay ass ghost army won at Gondor, Sauron still had a bigger army. They need to actually destroy the ring not just hide it forever.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the win condition for the free people of middle earth wasn't that Sauron simply doesn't get the ring, but rather that the ring is destroyed, taking Sauron with it, specifically because Sauron was regaining his strength and was poised to take over all of middle earth, with nobody left to meaningfully oppose him. Sauron could easily play for the time, everyone else couldn't.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you not see the giant octopus monster?

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Gandalf has revealed to us that we cannot destroy it by any craft that we here possess,’ said Elrond. ‘And they who dwell beyond the Sea would not receive it: for good or ill it belongs to Middle-earth; it is for us who still dwell here to deal with it.’
    >‘Then,’ said Glorfindel, ‘let us cast it into the deeps, and so make the lies of Saruman come true. For it is clear now that even at the Council his feet were already on a crooked path. He knew that the Ring was not lost for ever, but wished us to think so; for he began to lust for it for himself. Yet oft in lies truth is hidden: in the Sea it would be safe.’
    >‘Not safe for ever,’ said Gandalf. ‘There are many things in the deep waters; and seas and lands may change. And it is not our part here to take thought only for a season, or for a few lives of Men, or for a passing age of the world. We should seek a final end of this menace, even if we do not hope to make one.’
    Booklets make me sick.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >throw the ring in the sea
    >so my country can be free
    >you must grab him by his hourns
    >then we'll have a big party
    verification not required

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because basically there’s all sorts of nasty things in the ocean, including lesser Maiar that might be tempted by the ring, and shit like the kraken and other spooky deep sea nasties.

    Not to mention that beneath a large portion of the ocean is the sunken land of Beleriand. Who knows what sorts of wights and ghosts of 1st age nasties are lurking in the deep.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >throw the ring into the ocean
    >the ring sinks
    >now the entire ocean is technically wearing the ring
    >the ocean becomes invisible

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Sauron can win without the Ring
    Jesus read a book once in your life

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come nobody has asked about the ring's tax policy? that shit has been bugging me since 2001

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The concept of tax-posting was funny but most of this board is too dumb to do it successfully.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, the catapult is now cannon.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers cannot handle smart and evil antagonists
    I spit.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol look at all the seething lotrcucks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make a moronic post
      >people call you moronic
      >"lol actually i made them mad with facts and logic"
      >now let me not reply to their posts directly so they know I'm a baby
      Terminal zoomer brain

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you want Tolkein Cthulhu to find the ring?

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That reminds me, the whole Holcrux shit in 'airy Popper is basically the b***h ripping off Tolkien, ain't it?

    Except the Holcrux is actually vulnerable unlike the ring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >return of the king came out in 2003
      >rowling started work on the half blood prince in 2003
      Holy kek not only did she rip off Tolkein she probably only knew about it because of the movies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horcruxes are just phylacteries which are used by liches across generic fantasy. I'm pretty sure those are inspired more by Koschei but I could be wrong.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You realize the Ring is also a sort of phylactery right?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but you're retroactively assigning a later fantasy trope to the One Ring. Unless I'm mistaken about phylacteries being inspired by Koschei and they were actually inspired by the One Ring.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just assume Rowling to rip off anything because that's what 'ary Pooper is.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really they could have just.. thrown it off the edge of the earth.. it was flat before the world was broken.... I'm not joking. That's all that was needed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And where is this edge of Earth?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the Lord of the rings the earth hasn't been broken. It's flat. So north south east west I guess lol.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And who would even venture that far?

          Middle earth is literally surrounded by ocean.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    couldnt sauronman just use magic to get it
    or go swim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear internet IQ has decreased by 100 points each year.

      Later we probably can't spell Sauron anymore, it would be sauran or something.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Middle earth is flat. So you throw the ring off it just falls endlessly through space. I get it's fantasy and there all these weird rules but gravity and momentum have to be in place. So just huck the ring off.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ocean gays are worse than eagle gays, at least with eagle gays having only seen the film and having very little attention span I can see why they'd read their reddit theory and go "humf why didn't they use the eagles?" Even in the movies it is explained very clearly multiple times why they couldn't just cast the ring into the ocean.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The earth breaks eventually and rounds off. In middle earth it's a square. You could just throw the ring into space forever. It's a giant plot hole.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Middle earth is flat. So you throw the ring off it just falls endlessly through space. I get it's fantasy and there all these weird rules but gravity and momentum have to be in place. So just huck the ring off.

      In the Lord of the rings the earth hasn't been broken. It's flat. So north south east west I guess lol.

      The world was made round thousands of years before LotR takes place.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your right I was thinking sims time but before the changing.

        And who would even venture that far?

        Middle earth is literally surrounded by ocean.

        You can travel faster in a sail boat than in on land until cars get involved.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yes, the boat would stay in tact forever, no storm or anything would happen.

          Why am I even responding to you?

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean you could just throw it in some regular lava and wait for it to harden and then get buried under 50 trillion tons of granite

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not throw the reactor into the sea?

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why doesn't everyone become geologist and go hunting for safe volcanos to throw the ring in
    Zoomers man.

    Can we just try again? Can God unleash the first born plague against them?

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT would eventually be found. What is so hard to understand about that?

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Sauron is going to win unless they destroy the ring. They would be throwing away their only hope.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like they didn't even watch the movies.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just kicking the can down the road, it'd eventually resurface. They wanted to end it once and for all.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a magic ring and would find its way back, this is covered in the opening of the movie

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    The ring calls out to people if it doesn’t have an owner so some sailor would dredge it up at some point

    Also Sauron sees the ring as his weak point as it will destroy his soul if lost and is pretty much dead cert to win the war against the forces of good without it

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since the ring would always find its way back to Sauron as long as it exists, would something similar happen with the silmarils? They were never unmade. At some point they might resurface from the sea or from a volcanic eruption.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the idea, and the logic behind the debunked theory that the Arkenstone was the Silmaril that was swallowed by the earth.
      But it's stated in the Last Prophecy of Mandos that after the Dagor Dagorath, the ocean will be drained and the earth rent open, and the Silmarills will be reunited and used to revive the Two Trees.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is fate
    >what is magic

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*beelines straight to frodo*
    The same video you got the thumbnail from explains the oceans are full of powerful beings like the water octupus which can sense and seek the ring. Tolkien conviently says the octupus has fingers.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ring can exert its will to an extent, to manipulate its surroundings
    aka being transported to land
    It's magic, I don't have to explain shit

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this gay thread, post characters that could wear the one ring without being effected

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put the ring in a treasure chest made of lead.
    Drop it in gayEarth's equivalent of the mariana trench
    >inb4 scuba balrog with a flashlight
    Frick off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sauron destroys everyone and takes over middle earth
      >has an infinite amount of time to now find the ring

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If he had that kind of power on his own he wouldn't need the ring. He got BTFO regardless

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, that was the whole point of destroying the Ring rather than hiding it as you suggested. The humans, dwarves and elves no longer had the might to resist Sauron’s army and would’ve ultimately lost the war. Sauron recovering the Ring would’ve just sped up the process of domination.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If no one can find the ring it's as good as destroyed anyway. When gollum was hiding in a cave, using it to play with his dick the world could have built a fellowship to frick up the orcs and call it a day. That should have been a one day war. Tolkiengays would have you believe that 20 different things had to go right before the heroe could save the day when really it was just one game of keepaway which had already been won by one greedy fella
            >oh no, the whole world is sad. We can't heal
            People actually fall for this

            You pathetic fricking moron.
            There are a plethora of places where could actually learn the fricking lore. But no. You sit here and display your fricking stupidity for all the world to see.
            You should have you fingers broken so you cant slap those greasy frickers on a keyboard anymore.

            It won't be you though, homosexual. I'd have you shitting 20-sided dice for a week

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If no one can find the ring it's as good as destroyed anyway.
              No, moron.
              If the ring is just missing, Sauron is still alive and doing his bullshit. He doesn't NEED the ring, but the power boost would be helpful.
              If the ring is destroyed, Sauron is gone because most of his soul is in the ring.
              >When gollum was hiding in a cave, using it to play with his dick the world could have built a fellowship to frick up the orcs and call it a day.
              They literally couldn't have. The entire world was in decline that whole time. By the time LotR begins magic is fading, the elves are evacuating the world, most kingdoms of men are long since gone and the few remaining are on the verge of collapse, and the dwarves are almost wiped out.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why bother replying? You notice the moron conveniently ignored the reply that completely blew the frick out of his dumb point. He's either trolling or a mollusk, either way there's 0 point in engaging him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s actually stupid and that’s why these threads are satisfying to read. Plot hole trolls are always firmly defeated.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                mollusk rights are human rights, homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No wonder this Black person wants the ring in the ocean, he's waiting down there on the seafloor.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, that’s not true. The Battle of Five Armies depicted in The Hobbit was a narrow victory with a lot of casualties and that was just regular orcs, not Saruman’s army of warriors. If the hobbits hadn’t by chance befriended Treebeard and the Ents, they would’ve been fricked.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Battle of Five Armies
                Imagine admitting to watching that shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m referring to the book, anon. You are legitimately stupid and you should feel bad about yourself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Television and Film. Cope

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That battle is in the movie as well. You’re actually dumb.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Return to step 1

                >The Battle of Five Armies
                Imagine admitting to watching that shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whether or not you watched it is irrelevant. The battle is in both the book and movie, stupid.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Man I'd frick you to tears you little b***h. If you don't know the sweet science or some web homosexualry you need to sit down more often.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick I am tired of people coming into the thread, not reading the 100s of replies and posting the same take that has been disproven multiple times.
          >If he had that kind of power on his own he wouldn't need the ring
          HE DID have that power you ape, did you not watch the fricking movies? Sauron was winning. Even with all his losses he was still winning. He was so far ahead he simply didn't care. The entire premise of the last act of the last movie is that everyone is riding to their death to draw his attention on the off chance the ring might be destroyed because they're fricked.
          He literally only lost because the ring was put into Mount Doom.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s depressing how many genuinely stupid people there are on this board. For every one that’s just baiting, there are ten actual morons like

            Put the ring in a treasure chest made of lead.
            Drop it in gayEarth's equivalent of the mariana trench
            >inb4 scuba balrog with a flashlight
            Frick off

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You pathetic fricking moron.
          There are a plethora of places where could actually learn the fricking lore. But no. You sit here and display your fricking stupidity for all the world to see.
          You should have you fingers broken so you cant slap those greasy frickers on a keyboard anymore.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not even lore, it's information presented in the movie.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the point to destroy it, not 'hide' it.

    Same idea as 'why not hide it in a little hovel full of small hairy private creatures in a showbox'. Then the Rape Nazgul showed up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's big argument is that if it's hidden then evil man in black will find it but in the same story two lil fellas of obvious israeli descent kept it hidden for centuries and lived in peace. Word only got out because the drunk wizard decided that he wanted to have an adventure. If Gandalf had gone to a pub with normal height people instead of fricking around with hobbits things would be fine

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, that’s not accurate. During the events of The Hobbit, Sauron was already rebuilding his power in disguise as the Necromancer. The Shire and its hobbit population were tucked away in a safe and naive corner of the world, but that wasn’t representative of the wider world outside their borders.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he builds an army. again.
          >he fights mankind and it's a coin toss victory. again.
          Your point?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The army of goblins in The Hobbit weren’t affiliated with Mordor.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            how did he build this tower without FAA compliant warning lights

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    simple answer is Sauron would still be around and directing shit, and while the books and movies do show the heros being able to beat his armies several times, they also make it clear that is at best just buying time and the other areas are being overrunned, if they don't destroy the ring soon Sauron would just simply keep sending his armies until they are overwhelmed and crushed, and when that happens Sauron just simply has to wait until the ring inevitably finds it way back to him since it does have a will of its own

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they not pay any attention to Gollum's story?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the story where he lost the ring in a cave and accidentally saved the whole world?

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Frodo just put the ring on his little hobbit wiener? Then Sauron would have to touch his peepee to get it back and he would be totally gay lol.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      would the ring turn you invisible if you put it on as a wiener ring?
      if frodo has the bug could he give sauron aids?

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i was in that fellowship it wouldnt have gone down the way it did

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't the tree army and the ghost army team up and beat Sauron together?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, normally it would be big green clouds of Galadirel's farts

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        meant for

        >If anything animate or inanimate interacts with the ring then it becomes invisible
        Is that why all the air in the hobbit universe is invisible?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both armies didn't want to fight, the trees only wanted to clear the forest and the ghosts just wanted out of their oath.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frodo didn't want to take the ring to Mordor but he still did it. Treebeard and ghost man can suck it up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shitty reasoning

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the book, the ghost army can’t physically fight. They just spread fear and panic wherever they go.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean in terms of the characters, maybe? The trees were not friends to the races. The ghosts were known deserters. The trees weren't exactly that powerful anyway and were charged wit watching over Saruman.
          I mean if you want to talk about Black folk not fighting, the Dwarves were just going to sit in their holes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's kinda my point. I'm shitting on the story. The main issue was getting everyone to get off their asses to fight and much less about how the ring needs to be destroyed in order to beat him.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They were fighting. Sauron’s forces weren’t all located in the Gondor/Mordor region. Other places were under attack.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And they beat him once everyone finally got off their collective asses

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but only because the Ring was destroyed and Sauron’s influence over his armies was broken.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What kind of buff does the eye in the sky offer to its minions beyond, "Oy! The boss is watching, yeah"?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sauron can mentally dominate lesser beings. And the destruction of the ring kills him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So he just tells them what to do, like any old general does. The good guys were only losing because they couldn't be arsed and because Aragorn didn't know he was the king who should have been telling everyone what to do.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it’s more like a form of mind control.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOO! He really REALLY tells them what to do
                Oh ok suuuuure

                When Pippin looks in the Palantir and talks to Sauron, Sauron tells him to relay a message to Saruman. When Pippin wakes up he mistakes Gandalf for Saruman and relays exactly the message just as a reflex. He mind controls. Saruman and Gandalf can also do similar things.

                >all old white men look alike to hobbits
                Kinda funny but I don't how that's relevant

                >Aragorn didn't know he was the king who should have been telling everyone what to do.

                Where did you get that notion? Aragorn knew exactly who he was descended from.

                So file that under 'couldn't be arsed' as well

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aragorn led them to victory at Helm’s Deep so that’s simply not true. You’re slipping.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Aragorn didn't know he was the king who should have been telling everyone what to do.

                Where did you get that notion? Aragorn knew exactly who he was descended from.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                When Pippin looks in the Palantir and talks to Sauron, Sauron tells him to relay a message to Saruman. When Pippin wakes up he mistakes Gandalf for Saruman and relays exactly the message just as a reflex. He mind controls. Saruman and Gandalf can also do similar things.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Sauron can mentally dominate lesser beings. And the destruction of the ring kills him.

                . Once Sauron’s will over them was broken, a lot of his minions fled in fear.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So he just tells them what to do, like any old general does. The good guys were only losing because they couldn't be arsed and because Aragorn didn't know he was the king who should have been telling everyone what to do.

                You’ve been soundly defeated every single time itt. You’re not going to win against anons that know this stuff inside and out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would have been BTFO. Remember how the trees couldn’t damage orthanc? Every castle in Mordor was built like that. Also in the book the ghosts couldn’t actually fight, they just scared a bunch of sailors so bad they all jumped into the water and drowned.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A mermaid would've found it and put it on.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just throw the ring into a different volcano, instead of mt. Doom? If it was good enough for me watts (PBUH) it should be good enough for some gay ass ring

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The merorcs will find it

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they have Glorfindel lead a decoy fellowship?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the idea, but they already kinda sorta did that. Aragorn marching on the black gate was essentially the "bait fellowship"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was a whole army and that was after they already got the ring into Mordor. I mean they get Glorfindel and some elves and whoever else at the council wants to go, have one of them put on a fake beard and dress up like Gandalf, then just simply walk to Mordor but take the pass that Saruman was watching.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cast the ring in uranium-235

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a society we should agree to outlaw adapting children's books. We should also just burn every children's book ever written.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a silly notion. There are many great books written for a children. That said, Lord of the Rings was clearly written with an older demographic in mind.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauron doesn't need the ring to conquer the world, eventually he would win. The good guys need to either destroy or use the ring to defeat him. Throwing it in the ocean ensures Sauron's victory.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he lost to them before

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was back when they had the combined might of Elves and Men at their peak.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if they somehow managed beat him without destroying the ring he'd just turn into a ghost again for another thousand years then come back

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The war of the last alliance and the war of the ring were 2,000 years apart.
        The elves had been leaving middle earth for even longer than that, and by the lotr they were diminished in numbers and power.
        The human kingdom of Arnor had been completely destroyed. Gondor was in decline and was a shadow of its former glory. The "blood of Numenor" was not strong anymore, and only really in the nobility were they still the gigchads of old. They simply couldn't win this time.

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't gandalf just hide the ring in his prison pocket and make a shiv out of frozen shit? Tolkien really dropped the ball on this one baka

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they make a little lock box for the ring and have Frodo carry it in that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would that accomplish?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wouldn't be able to put it on when it tempts him or the Nazgul do their bullshit. And if someone searched him they wouldn't see the ring they'd just see the box.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure the Nazgûl can still sense the Ring through a israeliteelry box, anon.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    was clerks 2 right about LotR

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No (except for the homosexual erotic undertones)

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Gandalf can survive falling like a hundred miles down Moria fighting the balrog why didn't he just jump off the tower when Saruman left him up there

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Saruman let Gandalf keep his sword and magic ring in wizard prison?

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if you put the ring on your finger and then cut off your finger, would that satiate the ring and allow you to transport it without urges?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      The ring is not satisfied until it's reunited with Sauron, because it is the greater part of Sauron.

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