Has anyone else come across channels like this?

Has anyone else come across channels like this? It's usually some guy with a monotone voice recapping a movie, hitting every scene and explaining the major beats and usually giving the twist ending. There's a ton of these channels out there. How are they able to function? Are they legal? Does anyone actually watch them?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This channel is hilarious. Every single video uses a thumbnail that is photoshopped and not from the movie and every title for a video mentions somebody getting clapped and then the movie is something like Arrival. It's the kind of kino that could only exist on modern YouTube

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish these channels were illegal, same with reaction channels. the people running these channels and watching them belong in prison.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would add "dude just reads a news article interjecting useless opinions every third paragraph" to the list

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you ever needed an argument for why youtube should be completely demonetized, channels like this existing is it

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINO!

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only videos like this i’ve ever watched were for the human centipede trilogy because i was morbidly curious enough about what happens in them but at the same time didn’t give a flying frick to watch them because i figured i would hate them. and yeah, they seem like garbage.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s mostly pajeets and thirdies that watch these videos

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    these are bot channels

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly AI text to speech

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve watched them and talked about them here before. It seems their either Indian or Eastern Europeans using AI/computer speech to read a script but can’t be bothered to correct pronunciations.
    I’ve watched dozens of movies while I’m wfh.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly AI text to speech

      That would actually make sense if it's AI. The delivery is so monotone and there are words that are mispronounced all over the place that just make you scratch your head. I can't give any examples but when I've watched videos like this I always stop and chuckle at the mispronouncing something basic af. Where are the scripts coming from though? Wikipedia?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not AI, it's just old text to speech (some channels have definitely started using AI, but most of these have existed for several years). Also many of them exhibit the same issues that some text to speech softwares have, such as pronouncing "live" (verb) as the noun, which isn't an issue with AI since they take from context.
        They still have to write the script themselves, which is why some channels are, ahem, higher in quality compared to others.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/qJaX4PN.jpg

        Has anyone else come across channels like this? It's usually some guy with a monotone voice recapping a movie, hitting every scene and explaining the major beats and usually giving the twist ending. There's a ton of these channels out there. How are they able to function? Are they legal? Does anyone actually watch them?

        There's a lot of shit like this on YouTube. Science channels that are poorly researched but presented as facts. Legitimate looking channels that have an insane amount of content output that literally can't be made by one human, so the guy just outsources all his shit to content farms to do his research and write his scripts for him cough SunnyV2. All of it really boils down to people to people using click bait to trick idiots, kids, and Indians to clicking their shit and generating money through monetization. That cannel in the OP in particular has mastered clickbait headlines.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like watching them from time to time, it's just like reading the wikipedia plot summary for movies you're interested in knowing what happens but can't be fricked actually watching.

    I preferred when they used the text-to-speech voice though.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You see Satan, this is what most anons mean when they say they just marathoned a movie instead of watching it at an increased speed.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have, I hate them. They're the most braindead shit ever, even worse than angry reviewers. Most of it is probably AI shit too.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to start a channel like this but halfway through explaining a movie just start making stuff up.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only way I watch movies now. Feels great to watch 10 movies a night at x1.5 speed before dropping a review. Makes me feel a verified critic on rotten tomatoes.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watch a load of these everyday at like 4x speed while drinking 3 or 4 coffees instead of watching movies.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pajeets are flooding youtube and social media with western AI voice-over garbage. The whole country should be nuked from orbit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My kid is obsessed with channels like this. Just think about how many fat little Hispanic kids are stuck in a Walmart while their mommy works just watching this shit on repeat on an old iphone. That's Gen Alpha.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My kid is obsessed with channels like this.
        I've been on Cinemaphile too long. We're breeding.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        are those elsa videos still up? haven't watched youtube in years

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI voice-over garbage
      I head my mom listening to some of this shit. It's likely completely nonsensical stories that go nowhere.

      >a poor looking woman shows up for a job interview
      >the other women being interviewed laugh at her and say she doesn't belong there
      >the poor woman goes home
      >she passes a blind police man on the way
      >the blind police man is eating a donut
      >people are yelling at him calling him lazy
      >he is sad and goes home to his daughter
      >the daughter is dying of cancer

      And it just goes on and on and nothing is ever resolved. What happened to the woman from the job interview goddammit???

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've watched them on Gorgc stream

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indians, it's stinky Indians every time. An entire nation of con artists and shortchangers. The gypsies of the internet.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its 3rd world view farm shit

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