Has anyone seen this television program on Netflix

Cinemaphile related question? Has anyone watched this? What did I think?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No sorry, I don't watch tv/films.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What am I looking at here other than booba?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like he loves having nuggets thrown at him

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he want to leave that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude she's a stupid b***h. maybe if you weren't a stupid incel you'd know a little bit more about marriage. it kinda matters if your wife is a horribly annoying c**t.
      jesus
      I SEE BOOBA? WHAT PROBLEM??? DURRRR
      god you deserve to match up with some awful c**t and get trapped in a marriage. you are exactly the kinda guy who needs that shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having that brapper tantalize you every night, but never being able to stick your stinky peen in it. The tightness of that balloon knot so close yet so far. Knowing that that log cutter would never attempt to sunder the base of your firm oak no matter what you did to convince her.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you've ever been with a butt bawd it's divine. I have my gf wear butt plugs all the time: grocery store, dates, the beach, etc

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i have mental blocks where i have to "introduce" her to it. knowing she's into buttstuff makes her pre-wank material though, a girl who "lets" you do it just means someone else has done it before and ruins each virginity aspect you're taking from her

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I turned her into a butt bawd. She started by saying "nothing goes in my ass" -- six months later she was plugged at her Christmas work party.
            Gave her a one-man DP about a month ago, she loved it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              This reads like a man is trying to sell me on a literotica site
              but i accidentally invited it by suggesting it wasn't real, and left an opening to elaborate, didn't mean to, i'm drunk

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll stop with the anecdotes then. My purpose was to add a data point to how a woman opening her ass up for business is a big win for some men.
                Probably wouldn't commit murder for it, but it's a continuum.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine having that brapper tantalize you every night, but never being able to stick your stinky peen in it. The tightness of that balloon knot so close yet so far. Knowing that that log cutter would never attempt to sunder the base of your firm oak no matter what you did to convince her.

          i have mental blocks where i have to "introduce" her to it. knowing she's into buttstuff makes her pre-wank material though, a girl who "lets" you do it just means someone else has done it before and ruins each virginity aspect you're taking from her

          I turned her into a butt bawd. She started by saying "nothing goes in my ass" -- six months later she was plugged at her Christmas work party.
          Gave her a one-man DP about a month ago, she loved it.

          >anon's absolutely trying to convince everyone they're not gay when they have perfectly good veganas to frick but settle for the anuses like gay men.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's such a gay homosexual it's unbelievable. That is a 8/10 tummy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tummy won't satisfy like anal

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously. Those hips and breasts riding you? Goddamn.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a complete mystery

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the modernism of min-maxing combined with schizo inability to value orderliness.
        also obsession with "world travel" and disney.
        living with this woman must've been hell.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I almost envy people who can get any motivation or confidence from shit like this.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of them actually do. It's frenetic crazed displacement activity.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know some of you are memeing but woman like these silly motivation boards. I don't see how this could be that upsetting. You just smile and say "yeah one day love, cool plans". Why do people here go ape shit over a goofy post-it note board? She was selling thrive shakes which is just another thing like Avon was for women back in the day. I'm guessing they were really badly in debt and she was trying to keep a positive spin on things, while he was focused on getting shit on his weiner.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cool plans?
          >what do you mean?
          >well what do you think?
          >just cool?
          >you don't like it do you?
          >huh?
          >what's your problem!?
          >you're not supportive enough
          >no it's too late now you already said it's only good
          >whatever
          >no I'm fine

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          breasts or gtfo prostitute

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you want to talk about it seriously, then toxic positivity is a coping mechanism compared to genuine optimism. blocking out all negative emotions and never processing them (read: bottling it all up) is not healthy compared to a moderated approach to the suffering you are guaranteed to have to endure in life. BE HAPPY BE HAPPY BE HAPPY is a modern lie sold to dopes (notice the majority of her goals are structured around the idea of travelling and vacationing which is its own form of consumption). i also don't view this as a woman thing but as a weak person thing because i know men just as susceptible to bullshit that allows them to escape accountability of processing their emotions

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            She had the typical american dream goals, paying off house, husband retiring/ going on vacation. Maybe he snapped when she decided to unbottle all the negatives going on. I'm guessing he acted aloof and this was an attempt to get Chris to acknowledge problems without being negative and pushing him away. She didn't know he was happy, just not with her or his children. His happiness is getting his dick shit on. Retiring/vacations/home paid off? all nonsense, all that matters is the next tight butthole.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              he knows and realize that the american dream is all bullshit nowadays and she has probably threaten divorce multiple times
              and man them kids are fricked up with all their fake health issues.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I AM CONFIDENT
        I AM DETERMINED
        I AM HAPPY
        I AM INSPIRING
        I AM UNIQUE
        I AM STRONG
        I AM BEAUTIFUL
        I AM 200K FEB 2018
        I AM BLESSED
        I AM ON BOARD
        I AM ME

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've had manic episodes and this looks pretty close to a prolonged manic episode. Especially considering she thought a pyramid scheme was a perfectly sensible idea.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are comparing your everyday woman to your rock bottom of mental illness and you're correct. Women are insane, some more than others. I once broke up with someone who lived with me and found charts way worse than this when packing her shit. This one at least tried to set up goals. Hers were more narcissistic and insane to the very core.

          Hope you're doing better, fren.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was headed for slampig territory. sad

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shannon was notorious for not liking butt play. In fact her entire ass region was off limits except for the occasional butt grab. This drove Chris mad with anal rage. Naturally, he murdered her and the kids

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just think: if she let him stick his weiner in her brown starfish, she and the kids would be alive today.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being murdered and the thing you are known for is being "notorious for not liking butt play"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a great epitaph
        >Devoted Wife and Mother But None of That Ass Shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't she let him at least stick fingers in? How can a wife be such a wet blanket towards their husband's fetishes?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would you like it if your wife insisted on scat play? Some fetishes are disgusting and we are not obligated indulge in them to please men.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases!

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is what happens when you mistakenly believe yourself to be a "breasts guy" when, in actuality, you're an "ass man."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          God I miss Achewood

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hole man
          i kneel

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is how did they afford that enormous McMansion when he was making like $18/hr as an equipment operator and she was a MLM scammer?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were debtmaxxing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He worked in oil and has so he was working ridiculous amounts of hours

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a rigBlack person
      Honestly when you account that into his shitty life decisions it’s not surprising he what he did, rigBlack folk are always awful fricking people and the worst crimes in the world follow them, some people are just meant to be genuine beasts of burden and rigBlack folk are that.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He will never end up senselessly murdering his wife and two daughters solely due to his unquenchable desire for anal sex

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His wife was really cute

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf? Was she purposely giving her baby fetal alcohol sydrome or what?!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm, that BAC is interesting. Think she was drinking because Chris was talking about the affair, or was it a regular thing?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both kids looked and acted pretty moronic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        interesting? it's fricking crazy! In Australia the drink drive limit is 0.05, and hers is 0.12. She's over twice the legal limit- she would have been blind drunk, probably a couple of bottles of wine at least.

        makes me wonder if she got drunk and catty and that's why he snapped

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          its .08 here. i think it's bullshit. I can drive perfect when drunk. the only time you're not good to drive is if you can't walk or can't hold your shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >probably a couple of bottles of wine at least.
          I ran the numbers, for her estimated size that's between 4-6 glasses of wine so pretty drunk for a woman (unless she's a seasoned drinker which is possible). It's definitely a factor but I wonder if he didn't come clean and push her onto a c**ty bender.

          Legal limits are set for pussies, it's like 1.5 beers here. Definitely a case of fines driving policy.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            one time i was hanging out at a party and someone had a little breathalyzer thing. not sure how accurate it was but we were all trying to make a high score. i was shocked how drunk i was at .08, I was assuming that .08 was like 4 beers deep but I was easily 12 drinks in before i hit .08 which is the limit in USA

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        alcohol/ethanol is naturally forming during decomp

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >History of being reported missing and subsequently found being unresponsive..

      Huh? Like she's gone missing and been found dead before?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think history in an autopsy just means background information for consideration.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Largely decomposed fetus
      But it was only like 4 days

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When a woman says "I won't do that kind of thing" what she really means is "I won't do that kind of thing with you"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. Oofy-doofys be seething at that.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris walked in on the twins murdering Shannon and had no option but to kill them in self defense.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OJ Simpson tier, which is to say: if the tendies did hit, you must acquit

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty panties
    no thanks

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris was a simp but his family deserved it. This is Cinemaphile's official, hard stance on the issue.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to hear the same anal and chicken nugget jokes another 100 times.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're really good jokes though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're really good jokes though

      High velocity nuggies are no joke.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >neighbour moved his camera to point at Chris' garage just days before the crime
    >moved the camera just enough to see someone stuffing bodies into a car, but not to see who was doing it
    >Shananon's disappearance is reported in a matter of hours
    >supposedly a friend of her (unnamed)
    >reason given: she didn't post on facebook for a couple hours (yeah better go to the police straight away right?)
    >police supposedly actually takes that seriously
    Just try calling the cops and saying your friend hasn't posted on facebook for a few hours to see if they do anything, this has got to be the dumbest part.
    >bodies found on his work site
    >what's the most obvious way to make him look like he was searching ho to get rid of bodies? oh I know, let's say he looked up nearby volcanoes lol

    Chris didn't so it, he was setup. You can see how calm he is in the body cam footage and interviews, it's because he was oblivious to the murder, he thought Shananon took the kids and left for her parents house or something, and everyone was blowing it out of proportion.
    When he gets blackmailed to confess, the cops ask why he killed the kids and he doesn't even have a reason so he talks about the chicken nuggets cus is all he can think of. There were more holes in this case, just go look at the material available, this is a "suicide with two bullets to the back of the head" tier case, but everyone just wants to make butt jokes and never take a serious look at this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you lie so blatantly? we've all seen the body camera footage where he disappearance was initially reported, and it has nothing to do with facebook.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >where he disappearance was initially reported
        Black person what are ou talking about?
        just look it up, the disappearance was reported by a freind of Shananon, the reason given for reporting her missing was that she hadn't posted on facebook for hours when she's usually pretty active and then the police dispaches someone to the house, which is where the body cam footge is from.
        The point here is that the police would NEVER send cops because someone went hours, I repeat, HOURS without posting FACEBOOK STATUSES. Cops even spread a fake rumour that you have to wait 48 hours to report someone missing just so less people called them to go look for their teenage kids that snuck out to party, you think they'll mobilize because some b***h didn't log in on social media for a couple hours?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no - her friend had dropped her off the previous night and agreed to talk the next morning to figure out how to get to the doctors. she went radio silent the next morning, missed the doctors appointment, the friend went around, house was empty, but her car and shoes were there. cops were then called. stop inventing shit to satisfy your schizo-riddled brain.

          why would you even make it up? here it is, Black person: https://youtu.be/G0qZZc2nNzM?t=7

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unsourced claim
            >video from after the phonecall to the cops
            do you have trouble with time order of events? let me tell you how it went
            >person calls police to say her friend hasn't posted on social media for a few hours so she must be missing
            >police mobilizes a cop to go look for the woman
            >police arrives at the house, that's where the body cam footage is from
            if you still can't understand this I'll just assume you're a glowie on damage control making up anything to deny foul play

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              go for it, then. find a source that says Nickole reported her missing because she wasn't posting on facebook.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's the 911 call - see if you can timestamp when she mentions Facebook

                It's also funny how you're nitpicking just one detail of the several I mentioned, there's still all the other steps they took to incriminate Chris like burying bodies on his work site, the fact that someone with no history of violence or mental illnesses supposedly murdered his two small daughter with his bare hands, then immediatly appeared on interviews completely calm, and my favourite, a camera being moved right before the crime so that it could show his garage door and film someone stuffing the bodies in the car, but also just at the right angle to not see any identifying characterists of who was doing it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's funny that you completely BTFO one of the 3 points that i made but refuse to address the rest of my homeless-tier ramblings

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >completely BTFO
                >made barely comprehensible attempts to deny it then posted an youtube video from an untrusted channel

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                and you can't even count Black person, I made 5 points

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Here's the 911 call - see if you can timestamp when she mentions Facebook

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they felt the need to say it's unedited in the title, it's because it's edited
                Denying something before being acused of it is one of the most obvious signs that someone is guilty.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                takes your meds, now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is she... is she posting on this forum to this day?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shannan was a tit cow? Any more bikini pics?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are quite a few on google, yes

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i couldve saved her
    post more rare shaanaaaaans

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nugget induced temporary insanity
    case closed

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice booba and fantastic belly

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      a daring synthesis

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trombley tackled the twin throwing the nuggets
      history is weird man

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that hairline
    just

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like shit with shannon and fit with nichol

    really makes you think

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris was really in over his head. The house, kids, marriage to Shananana and an ass fetish to boot, dude just collapsed from the internal pressure of his life.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Waaaaaaaaah I can’t stick my penis in a poopy butthole, I have literally no other option than to murder two little children

        He was a fricking moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that them looking for active volcanoes?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being her and knowing that your anus was so enticing, someone killed for it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      such a cute couple

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just watched it. never heard of this case before but I'm a law professor at Harvard and this dude is innocent af

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the post that took down the site all day btw

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      a real life glitch

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ass man
    >marries a woman with massive breasts that won't do any butt stuff
    What did he mean by this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No choice really.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Americans really have no sense of style or history.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no sense of style
        i'll give you history but everyone has been copping America's style since America came out
        every form of music, fashion, film, tv that is discussed on this website originated in america

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even close to true.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the us literally copied landmarks from all over the world like small versions of the eifeel tower and the cat pyramid whatever it's called, and your only landmark (the freedom statue) was a gift from the french

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >your only landmark
            Now you're the one sounding like a cultural moron.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              sorry mutt, but your glass office buildings aren't landmarks
              every international-architeture building of yours needs to be bombed down like the twin towers were

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The International Style was created in Europe, moron.
                Anyway the US is full of landmarks, too many to list. Hell, NYC itself was a landmark before the glass towers.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anyway the US is full of landmarks
                >posts a bunch of buildings
                also
                >The International Style was created in Europe
                yeah, and you don't see europeans bragging about their standardized office buildings, but americans literally started a war because someone tore down these fugly things

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posts a bunch of buildings
                I posted a photo of a landmark. There are lots of US landmarks. Try Google.
                >fugly things
                A jap designed those towers.
                Honestly you're too moronic to converse with.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sorry mutt
                i'm more European than any actual European that posts on Cinemaphile though. WASP and direct descendant of the people who founded the New World

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are americans so obsessed with proving ancestry? So desperately wanting to prove they're /just as good/ as europeans.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                American's are never just 'American', they're always referencing their ancestry as if they're ashamed of just being one thing. They're African-American, Irish-American, Asian-American etc.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They are also the ones gatekeeping what being white is. They send their DNA to these sites, see which part of europe their ancestors came from, claim that is white then come here and post shit like
                >anglo
                >white
                or
                >nordcuck
                >white
                and stuff
                You never see europeans using these sites since we know what culture we belong to and know that race=/=culture

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                *claim only that is white

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                or maybe the Europeans can't afford the 30 dollars to see what percentage of middle eastern they are.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Americans have no culture. When confronted with this fact, they'll inevitable point to their nearest McDonald's.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                not every American is a mutt. I posted that to show that I am a REAL American. Real Americans still exist. Yes, we are losing but so are you guys. I'm assuming you're from the UK because you speak English, your country is basically islamic and I would bet that you are more of a mutt than me, an upper middle class white person whose ancestors came to this continent before the USA was even founded

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not every American is a mutt
                >I'm assuming you're from the UK because you speak English
                >Yes, we are losing but so are you guys
                Why are Americans so fricking stupid, bros?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the best comeback he could think of is a watermarked image
                Case in point.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're not a real European quit projecting

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                At this time on Cinemaphile most posters are drunk Americans, good morning sir sleepy UK anons or psychotic Asians and Australians

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                or maybe the Europeans can't afford the 30 dollars to see what percentage of middle eastern they are.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dumb esl poster

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're not a real European quit projecting

                Why do Americans seethe when you remind them they're not really white, bros?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >your country is basically islamic
                Another misconception americans have is that the muslim population of europe is enourmous and actively endangering the white majority, the reality is that the country with largest black percentage, France, is only 8% black, as opposed to America's infamous 13%. The second largest is UK at around 5% i think. And not only that but we don't have to deal with hispanics and indians (as in native americans), so european countries are all over 90% white while US is hardly 50% white.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >US is hardly 50% white.
                this is true but where I live is 90 percent white. America is huge. Outside of major cities and the south America is overwhelmingly white. I'm not racist either

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but where I live is 90 percent white
                How's the rampant unemployment treating you?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thankfully races don't mix naturally so you'll always have somewhere to be with your kind anywhere in the world. You only find black and white mix in the largest cities in Europe, I suppose that's also mostly how it is in America.
                Not racist either, just acknowledge there's differences beyond skin colour and it just doesn't wok to throw everyone together. Isn't controversial to say Japan has a vastly different work cuture that wouldn't fly in Spain, for example, but saying that muslims won't fit in in France or the UK is somehow controversial

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is a giga-cope when all of europes most famous cities are being inundated with 3rd world savages. The rural towns will be overrun with time, but for now you'd have to be a complete moron not to see the demographic shifts taking place. The heavily white areas in the US (of which there are many) are actually better off in the long run due to geographic distance and lack of government support/overreach due to states rights, the eurogays are already getting somalis dropped off next door

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope mechanism obviously

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the really funny part is that he posts that he's 20% celt (non-aryan) and 60% english - a mutt melange - in order to show how pure-blooded he supposedly is

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                name some landmarks from your country, so we can gauge what your definition for it is.
                theres mount rushmore, the lincoln memorial and washington monument, golden gate bridge, hoover dam etc for man made. for natural there's the grand canyon, monument valley mesas, horseshoe bend, mount rainier, the mississippi, old faithful, and several beautiful national parks that are probably bigger than your entire country that likely looks the same border to border.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i said music fashion film and tv who gives a shit about gay ass eiffel tower or buildings or statues

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >music
              yeah thanks for spreading Black person rap around, real cool. just remember half the credit goes to africa
              >fashion
              lol no there's, you ask someone to name a brand or designer, they'll say gucci, hugo boss, lacoste, all european
              >film and tv
              cinema is an european creation, american movies naturally started with european influence and were slowly turned to mass-produced garbage like you do to everyhing else. modern american cinema is to european cinema what mcdonalds is to actual restaurants

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Black person rap
                yeah we'll take credit for that but don't forget every other form of popular music that has emerged since the founding of the USA
                >cinema is an european creation
                oh come on

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i said music fashion film and tv
              Unfortunately the majority of this is just embarrassing. I wouldn't be bragging about what the israelites amplify and spread all over the world.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an American and I've never heard of Hersey park

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sovl vs sovlless

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate laughing at the memes whenever I remember he didn't just kill Shan, but he strangled his daughter while the other one watched. He's an absolute monster and I hope his penance for ass lust is being fricked in the ass every day by Dontarius in prison.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to hide my power level the other day when a co-worker brought up the Netflix doc. I slipped up when I mentioned Shannan was a terminally online MLM moron who had Chris pussy whipped.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Chris was pussy whipped he wouldn't have killed her and the girls. He wanted to go to Brown Town so bad he did the worst thing a man can do.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ruins life and murders entire family for a mid looking broad with a perfect ass

    Why’d he do it?

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s so fricking hot. But
    1. she wouldn’t put out (her butthole) and only wanted intercourse
    2. she was hot but was post wall and her beauty was waning
    3. she was a b***h
    4. Chris’s own offspring turned on him, pelting him with the very dinner he provided them
    Fricking guy did nothing wrong, release that mf.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shan was hot and maybe a c**t and maybe Chris just wanted some hole, but did he really have to kill the girls?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He needed an alibi. Why would Shanan run away without the kids?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they weren't his kids. Shannon made a deal to have Thrive patches adopt them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the kids weren't giving him anal either

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brain trauma from repeated chicken nuggie blows to the head made him do it

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    crazy b***h

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      God Chris was so fricking gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this unironic homosexuality seeping through his alpha male persona? Why wouldn't you frick your horny wife?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl, I'd do Shananan at least twice.
      She's like 4/10 at her best days but seems like a good lay for anyone but her husband.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why didnt she just tell him she wants to frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this really something you have to post on social media

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's plainly obvious USA is the center of the world. Not a single American can name the prime minister of Peengland because you just don't matter. But all of you know our leaders, what our parties are called, who won and lost, you probably even know our state senators that we don't even know because we just don't care, we're too busy enjoying our air conditioning and money

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      european politicians are politicians doing politician work
      american politics is just a reality show, your presidents are just there to keep everyone entertained, posting shit on twitter and going on tv give their opinion (that someone else wrote for them of course) whenever anyone in the world takes a shit
      they put up blue and red teams so the citizens can root for like in their favourite sportsball
      And you think you ahve freedom because you're allowed to choose between the two characters they made up for you, while three letter agencies run your country from the shadows, not answering to anyone. Waco, Ruby Ridge, Las Vegas shooting, mkultra, while european countries have plenty of atrocities commited in wars or during colonization, the american government has green light to systematically murder and torture their own population, they don't even bother hiding it half of the time because it doesn't matter, if someone brings it up they just pretend they didn't hear and there's nothing you can do because feds can walk into your house whenever they want, kill you and your children without consequences because they run the country wihtout being elected, they are absulutist rulers who control the army and law enforcement, so just keep rooting for orange guy or dementia man while they battle on twitter last you end up commiting suicide with two bullets to the back of the head

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        so do you think our alphabet agencies don't rule YOUR country? lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, at least they aren't staging mass shootings every other day here

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, at least they aren't staging mass shootings every other day here

        No but they are forcing you to accept that pic rel should be welcome in your country to stab your sons and rape your daughters

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any pics of her corpse?

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forget Shan was pregnant when he killed her. I hate Chris so goddamn much it's unreal

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf his wife had the perfect tummy and breasts
    he's mega gay

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope that in 20 years there are still regular Chris watts threads on Cinemaphile it never gets old

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    his wife was a babe milf

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did chris mean by that???

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not rare for moms to have hemorrhoids due to pregnancy, maybe it was painful for her to even take a shit, let alone sticking something in. And girls have a tendency to not reveal the true cuase of the denial, maybe that's why he cheated.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    im finna coom looking at the perfect mommy body

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A MOTIVATION BOARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T HANDLE THE STRESS
    >SHE ASKED TO FRICK AGAIN I CANT DEAL WITH IT
    >DAMN KID THREW A CHICKY NUGGIE AT ME

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just that nagging question of 'is there more to this life' that all unhappy people experience.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are american women always so much better than the men looks wise? Anywhere else he would be foreveralone but he had two hot girls.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope: europoor.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    look i'm a woman, my name is Clarissa, and as a woman I think that what Chris Watts did was wrong

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the Ladies have spoken
      case closed
      free chris!

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you marry and then get pregnant not once but three times such a vapid woman?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you are an autistic sociopath shell.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't know how to use a condom, which is why he preferred anal.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shannan if you don't let me metaphorically 'drill for oil' haha in your wide fleshy fart-muffler I will brutally murder our entire family
    >No thanks I've heard that's mildly uncomfortable
    What a fricking b***h

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