dude she's a stupid b***h. maybe if you weren't a stupid incel you'd know a little bit more about marriage. it kinda matters if your wife is a horribly annoying c**t.
jesus
I SEE BOOBA? WHAT PROBLEM??? DURRRR
god you deserve to match up with some awful c**t and get trapped in a marriage. you are exactly the kinda guy who needs that shit
Imagine having that brapper tantalize you every night, but never being able to stick your stinky peen in it. The tightness of that balloon knot so close yet so far. Knowing that that log cutter would never attempt to sunder the base of your firm oak no matter what you did to convince her.
i have mental blocks where i have to "introduce" her to it. knowing she's into buttstuff makes her pre-wank material though, a girl who "lets" you do it just means someone else has done it before and ruins each virginity aspect you're taking from her
I turned her into a butt bawd. She started by saying "nothing goes in my ass" -- six months later she was plugged at her Christmas work party.
Gave her a one-man DP about a month ago, she loved it.
This reads like a man is trying to sell me on a literotica site
but i accidentally invited it by suggesting it wasn't real, and left an opening to elaborate, didn't mean to, i'm drunk
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I'll stop with the anecdotes then. My purpose was to add a data point to how a woman opening her ass up for business is a big win for some men.
Probably wouldn't commit murder for it, but it's a continuum.
Imagine having that brapper tantalize you every night, but never being able to stick your stinky peen in it. The tightness of that balloon knot so close yet so far. Knowing that that log cutter would never attempt to sunder the base of your firm oak no matter what you did to convince her.
i have mental blocks where i have to "introduce" her to it. knowing she's into buttstuff makes her pre-wank material though, a girl who "lets" you do it just means someone else has done it before and ruins each virginity aspect you're taking from her
I turned her into a butt bawd. She started by saying "nothing goes in my ass" -- six months later she was plugged at her Christmas work party.
Gave her a one-man DP about a month ago, she loved it.
>anon's absolutely trying to convince everyone they're not gay when they have perfectly good veganas to frick but settle for the anuses like gay men.
the modernism of min-maxing combined with schizo inability to value orderliness.
also obsession with "world travel" and disney.
living with this woman must've been hell.
I know some of you are memeing but woman like these silly motivation boards. I don't see how this could be that upsetting. You just smile and say "yeah one day love, cool plans". Why do people here go ape shit over a goofy post-it note board? She was selling thrive shakes which is just another thing like Avon was for women back in the day. I'm guessing they were really badly in debt and she was trying to keep a positive spin on things, while he was focused on getting shit on his weiner.
>cool plans? >what do you mean? >well what do you think? >just cool? >you don't like it do you? >huh? >what's your problem!? >you're not supportive enough >no it's too late now you already said it's only good >whatever >no I'm fine
if you want to talk about it seriously, then toxic positivity is a coping mechanism compared to genuine optimism. blocking out all negative emotions and never processing them (read: bottling it all up) is not healthy compared to a moderated approach to the suffering you are guaranteed to have to endure in life. BE HAPPY BE HAPPY BE HAPPY is a modern lie sold to dopes (notice the majority of her goals are structured around the idea of travelling and vacationing which is its own form of consumption). i also don't view this as a woman thing but as a weak person thing because i know men just as susceptible to bullshit that allows them to escape accountability of processing their emotions
She had the typical american dream goals, paying off house, husband retiring/ going on vacation. Maybe he snapped when she decided to unbottle all the negatives going on. I'm guessing he acted aloof and this was an attempt to get Chris to acknowledge problems without being negative and pushing him away. She didn't know he was happy, just not with her or his children. His happiness is getting his dick shit on. Retiring/vacations/home paid off? all nonsense, all that matters is the next tight butthole.
he knows and realize that the american dream is all bullshit nowadays and she has probably threaten divorce multiple times
and man them kids are fricked up with all their fake health issues.
I've had manic episodes and this looks pretty close to a prolonged manic episode. Especially considering she thought a pyramid scheme was a perfectly sensible idea.
You are comparing your everyday woman to your rock bottom of mental illness and you're correct. Women are insane, some more than others. I once broke up with someone who lived with me and found charts way worse than this when packing her shit. This one at least tried to set up goals. Hers were more narcissistic and insane to the very core.
Shannon was notorious for not liking butt play. In fact her entire ass region was off limits except for the occasional butt grab. This drove Chris mad with anal rage. Naturally, he murdered her and the kids
He was a rigBlack person
Honestly when you account that into his shitty life decisions it’s not surprising he what he did, rigBlack folk are always awful fricking people and the worst crimes in the world follow them, some people are just meant to be genuine beasts of burden and rigBlack folk are that.
interesting? it's fricking crazy! In Australia the drink drive limit is 0.05, and hers is 0.12. She's over twice the legal limit- she would have been blind drunk, probably a couple of bottles of wine at least.
makes me wonder if she got drunk and catty and that's why he snapped
its .08 here. i think it's bullshit. I can drive perfect when drunk. the only time you're not good to drive is if you can't walk or can't hold your shit.
>probably a couple of bottles of wine at least.
I ran the numbers, for her estimated size that's between 4-6 glasses of wine so pretty drunk for a woman (unless she's a seasoned drinker which is possible). It's definitely a factor but I wonder if he didn't come clean and push her onto a c**ty bender.
Legal limits are set for pussies, it's like 1.5 beers here. Definitely a case of fines driving policy.
one time i was hanging out at a party and someone had a little breathalyzer thing. not sure how accurate it was but we were all trying to make a high score. i was shocked how drunk i was at .08, I was assuming that .08 was like 4 beers deep but I was easily 12 drinks in before i hit .08 which is the limit in USA
>neighbour moved his camera to point at Chris' garage just days before the crime >moved the camera just enough to see someone stuffing bodies into a car, but not to see who was doing it >Shananon's disappearance is reported in a matter of hours >supposedly a friend of her (unnamed) >reason given: she didn't post on facebook for a couple hours (yeah better go to the police straight away right?) >police supposedly actually takes that seriously
Just try calling the cops and saying your friend hasn't posted on facebook for a few hours to see if they do anything, this has got to be the dumbest part. >bodies found on his work site >what's the most obvious way to make him look like he was searching ho to get rid of bodies? oh I know, let's say he looked up nearby volcanoes lol
Chris didn't so it, he was setup. You can see how calm he is in the body cam footage and interviews, it's because he was oblivious to the murder, he thought Shananon took the kids and left for her parents house or something, and everyone was blowing it out of proportion.
When he gets blackmailed to confess, the cops ask why he killed the kids and he doesn't even have a reason so he talks about the chicken nuggets cus is all he can think of. There were more holes in this case, just go look at the material available, this is a "suicide with two bullets to the back of the head" tier case, but everyone just wants to make butt jokes and never take a serious look at this.
why would you lie so blatantly? we've all seen the body camera footage where he disappearance was initially reported, and it has nothing to do with facebook.
>where he disappearance was initially reported
Black person what are ou talking about?
just look it up, the disappearance was reported by a freind of Shananon, the reason given for reporting her missing was that she hadn't posted on facebook for hours when she's usually pretty active and then the police dispaches someone to the house, which is where the body cam footge is from.
The point here is that the police would NEVER send cops because someone went hours, I repeat, HOURS without posting FACEBOOK STATUSES. Cops even spread a fake rumour that you have to wait 48 hours to report someone missing just so less people called them to go look for their teenage kids that snuck out to party, you think they'll mobilize because some b***h didn't log in on social media for a couple hours?
no - her friend had dropped her off the previous night and agreed to talk the next morning to figure out how to get to the doctors. she went radio silent the next morning, missed the doctors appointment, the friend went around, house was empty, but her car and shoes were there. cops were then called. stop inventing shit to satisfy your schizo-riddled brain.
why would you even make it up? here it is, Black person: https://youtu.be/G0qZZc2nNzM?t=7
>unsourced claim >video from after the phonecall to the cops
do you have trouble with time order of events? let me tell you how it went >person calls police to say her friend hasn't posted on social media for a few hours so she must be missing >police mobilizes a cop to go look for the woman >police arrives at the house, that's where the body cam footage is from
if you still can't understand this I'll just assume you're a glowie on damage control making up anything to deny foul play
go for it, then. find a source that says Nickole reported her missing because she wasn't posting on facebook.
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Here's the 911 call - see if you can timestamp when she mentions Facebook
It's also funny how you're nitpicking just one detail of the several I mentioned, there's still all the other steps they took to incriminate Chris like burying bodies on his work site, the fact that someone with no history of violence or mental illnesses supposedly murdered his two small daughter with his bare hands, then immediatly appeared on interviews completely calm, and my favourite, a camera being moved right before the crime so that it could show his garage door and film someone stuffing the bodies in the car, but also just at the right angle to not see any identifying characterists of who was doing it.
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>it's funny that you completely BTFO one of the 3 points that i made but refuse to address the rest of my homeless-tier ramblings
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>completely BTFO >made barely comprehensible attempts to deny it then posted an youtube video from an untrusted channel
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and you can't even count Black person, I made 5 points
Here's the 911 call - see if you can timestamp when she mentions Facebook
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If they felt the need to say it's unedited in the title, it's because it's edited
Denying something before being acused of it is one of the most obvious signs that someone is guilty.
Chris was really in over his head. The house, kids, marriage to Shananana and an ass fetish to boot, dude just collapsed from the internal pressure of his life.
>no sense of style
i'll give you history but everyone has been copping America's style since America came out
every form of music, fashion, film, tv that is discussed on this website originated in america
the us literally copied landmarks from all over the world like small versions of the eifeel tower and the cat pyramid whatever it's called, and your only landmark (the freedom statue) was a gift from the french
sorry mutt, but your glass office buildings aren't landmarks
every international-architeture building of yours needs to be bombed down like the twin towers were
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The International Style was created in Europe, moron.
Anyway the US is full of landmarks, too many to list. Hell, NYC itself was a landmark before the glass towers.
9 months ago
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>Anyway the US is full of landmarks >posts a bunch of buildings
also >The International Style was created in Europe
yeah, and you don't see europeans bragging about their standardized office buildings, but americans literally started a war because someone tore down these fugly things
9 months ago
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>posts a bunch of buildings
I posted a photo of a landmark. There are lots of US landmarks. Try Google. >fugly things
A jap designed those towers.
Honestly you're too moronic to converse with.
9 months ago
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>sorry mutt
i'm more European than any actual European that posts on Cinemaphile though. WASP and direct descendant of the people who founded the New World
9 months ago
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Why are americans so obsessed with proving ancestry? So desperately wanting to prove they're /just as good/ as europeans.
9 months ago
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American's are never just 'American', they're always referencing their ancestry as if they're ashamed of just being one thing. They're African-American, Irish-American, Asian-American etc.
9 months ago
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They are also the ones gatekeeping what being white is. They send their DNA to these sites, see which part of europe their ancestors came from, claim that is white then come here and post shit like >anglo >white
or >nordcuck >white
and stuff
You never see europeans using these sites since we know what culture we belong to and know that race=/=culture
9 months ago
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*claim only that is white
9 months ago
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or maybe the Europeans can't afford the 30 dollars to see what percentage of middle eastern they are.
9 months ago
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Americans have no culture. When confronted with this fact, they'll inevitable point to their nearest McDonald's.
9 months ago
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not every American is a mutt. I posted that to show that I am a REAL American. Real Americans still exist. Yes, we are losing but so are you guys. I'm assuming you're from the UK because you speak English, your country is basically islamic and I would bet that you are more of a mutt than me, an upper middle class white person whose ancestors came to this continent before the USA was even founded
9 months ago
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>not every American is a mutt >I'm assuming you're from the UK because you speak English >Yes, we are losing but so are you guys
Why are Americans so fricking stupid, bros?
9 months ago
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>the best comeback he could think of is a watermarked image
Case in point.
9 months ago
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you're not a real European quit projecting
9 months ago
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At this time on Cinemaphile most posters are drunk Americans, good morning sir sleepy UK anons or psychotic Asians and Australians
9 months ago
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or maybe the Europeans can't afford the 30 dollars to see what percentage of middle eastern they are.
9 months ago
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Dumb esl poster
9 months ago
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you're not a real European quit projecting
Why do Americans seethe when you remind them they're not really white, bros?
9 months ago
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>your country is basically islamic
Another misconception americans have is that the muslim population of europe is enourmous and actively endangering the white majority, the reality is that the country with largest black percentage, France, is only 8% black, as opposed to America's infamous 13%. The second largest is UK at around 5% i think. And not only that but we don't have to deal with hispanics and indians (as in native americans), so european countries are all over 90% white while US is hardly 50% white.
9 months ago
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>US is hardly 50% white.
this is true but where I live is 90 percent white. America is huge. Outside of major cities and the south America is overwhelmingly white. I'm not racist either
9 months ago
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>but where I live is 90 percent white
How's the rampant unemployment treating you?
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Thankfully races don't mix naturally so you'll always have somewhere to be with your kind anywhere in the world. You only find black and white mix in the largest cities in Europe, I suppose that's also mostly how it is in America.
Not racist either, just acknowledge there's differences beyond skin colour and it just doesn't wok to throw everyone together. Isn't controversial to say Japan has a vastly different work cuture that wouldn't fly in Spain, for example, but saying that muslims won't fit in in France or the UK is somehow controversial
9 months ago
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This is a giga-cope when all of europes most famous cities are being inundated with 3rd world savages. The rural towns will be overrun with time, but for now you'd have to be a complete moron not to see the demographic shifts taking place. The heavily white areas in the US (of which there are many) are actually better off in the long run due to geographic distance and lack of government support/overreach due to states rights, the eurogays are already getting somalis dropped off next door
9 months ago
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cope mechanism obviously
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the really funny part is that he posts that he's 20% celt (non-aryan) and 60% english - a mutt melange - in order to show how pure-blooded he supposedly is
9 months ago
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name some landmarks from your country, so we can gauge what your definition for it is.
theres mount rushmore, the lincoln memorial and washington monument, golden gate bridge, hoover dam etc for man made. for natural there's the grand canyon, monument valley mesas, horseshoe bend, mount rainier, the mississippi, old faithful, and several beautiful national parks that are probably bigger than your entire country that likely looks the same border to border.
>music
yeah thanks for spreading Black person rap around, real cool. just remember half the credit goes to africa >fashion
lol no there's, you ask someone to name a brand or designer, they'll say gucci, hugo boss, lacoste, all european >film and tv
cinema is an european creation, american movies naturally started with european influence and were slowly turned to mass-produced garbage like you do to everyhing else. modern american cinema is to european cinema what mcdonalds is to actual restaurants
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>Black person rap
yeah we'll take credit for that but don't forget every other form of popular music that has emerged since the founding of the USA >cinema is an european creation
oh come on
>i said music fashion film and tv
Unfortunately the majority of this is just embarrassing. I wouldn't be bragging about what the israelites amplify and spread all over the world.
I hate laughing at the memes whenever I remember he didn't just kill Shan, but he strangled his daughter while the other one watched. He's an absolute monster and I hope his penance for ass lust is being fricked in the ass every day by Dontarius in prison.
I had to hide my power level the other day when a co-worker brought up the Netflix doc. I slipped up when I mentioned Shannan was a terminally online MLM moron who had Chris pussy whipped.
She’s so fricking hot. But
1. she wouldn’t put out (her butthole) and only wanted intercourse
2. she was hot but was post wall and her beauty was waning
3. she was a b***h
4. Chris’s own offspring turned on him, pelting him with the very dinner he provided them
Fricking guy did nothing wrong, release that mf.
it's plainly obvious USA is the center of the world. Not a single American can name the prime minister of Peengland because you just don't matter. But all of you know our leaders, what our parties are called, who won and lost, you probably even know our state senators that we don't even know because we just don't care, we're too busy enjoying our air conditioning and money
european politicians are politicians doing politician work
american politics is just a reality show, your presidents are just there to keep everyone entertained, posting shit on twitter and going on tv give their opinion (that someone else wrote for them of course) whenever anyone in the world takes a shit
they put up blue and red teams so the citizens can root for like in their favourite sportsball
And you think you ahve freedom because you're allowed to choose between the two characters they made up for you, while three letter agencies run your country from the shadows, not answering to anyone. Waco, Ruby Ridge, Las Vegas shooting, mkultra, while european countries have plenty of atrocities commited in wars or during colonization, the american government has green light to systematically murder and torture their own population, they don't even bother hiding it half of the time because it doesn't matter, if someone brings it up they just pretend they didn't hear and there's nothing you can do because feds can walk into your house whenever they want, kill you and your children without consequences because they run the country wihtout being elected, they are absulutist rulers who control the army and law enforcement, so just keep rooting for orange guy or dementia man while they battle on twitter last you end up commiting suicide with two bullets to the back of the head
It's not rare for moms to have hemorrhoids due to pregnancy, maybe it was painful for her to even take a shit, let alone sticking something in. And girls have a tendency to not reveal the true cuase of the denial, maybe that's why he cheated.
>Shannan if you don't let me metaphorically 'drill for oil' haha in your wide fleshy fart-muffler I will brutally murder our entire family >No thanks I've heard that's mildly uncomfortable
What a fricking b***h
No sorry, I don't watch tv/films.
What am I looking at here other than booba?
he looks like he loves having nuggets thrown at him
Why would he want to leave that?
dude she's a stupid b***h. maybe if you weren't a stupid incel you'd know a little bit more about marriage. it kinda matters if your wife is a horribly annoying c**t.
jesus
I SEE BOOBA? WHAT PROBLEM??? DURRRR
god you deserve to match up with some awful c**t and get trapped in a marriage. you are exactly the kinda guy who needs that shit
Imagine having that brapper tantalize you every night, but never being able to stick your stinky peen in it. The tightness of that balloon knot so close yet so far. Knowing that that log cutter would never attempt to sunder the base of your firm oak no matter what you did to convince her.
If you've ever been with a butt bawd it's divine. I have my gf wear butt plugs all the time: grocery store, dates, the beach, etc
i have mental blocks where i have to "introduce" her to it. knowing she's into buttstuff makes her pre-wank material though, a girl who "lets" you do it just means someone else has done it before and ruins each virginity aspect you're taking from her
I turned her into a butt bawd. She started by saying "nothing goes in my ass" -- six months later she was plugged at her Christmas work party.
Gave her a one-man DP about a month ago, she loved it.
This reads like a man is trying to sell me on a literotica site
but i accidentally invited it by suggesting it wasn't real, and left an opening to elaborate, didn't mean to, i'm drunk
I'll stop with the anecdotes then. My purpose was to add a data point to how a woman opening her ass up for business is a big win for some men.
Probably wouldn't commit murder for it, but it's a continuum.
>anon's absolutely trying to convince everyone they're not gay when they have perfectly good veganas to frick but settle for the anuses like gay men.
He's such a gay homosexual it's unbelievable. That is a 8/10 tummy.
Tummy won't satisfy like anal
Seriously. Those hips and breasts riding you? Goddamn.
it's a complete mystery
the modernism of min-maxing combined with schizo inability to value orderliness.
also obsession with "world travel" and disney.
living with this woman must've been hell.
I almost envy people who can get any motivation or confidence from shit like this.
None of them actually do. It's frenetic crazed displacement activity.
I know some of you are memeing but woman like these silly motivation boards. I don't see how this could be that upsetting. You just smile and say "yeah one day love, cool plans". Why do people here go ape shit over a goofy post-it note board? She was selling thrive shakes which is just another thing like Avon was for women back in the day. I'm guessing they were really badly in debt and she was trying to keep a positive spin on things, while he was focused on getting shit on his weiner.
>cool plans?
>what do you mean?
>well what do you think?
>just cool?
>you don't like it do you?
>huh?
>what's your problem!?
>you're not supportive enough
>no it's too late now you already said it's only good
>whatever
>no I'm fine
breasts or gtfo prostitute
if you want to talk about it seriously, then toxic positivity is a coping mechanism compared to genuine optimism. blocking out all negative emotions and never processing them (read: bottling it all up) is not healthy compared to a moderated approach to the suffering you are guaranteed to have to endure in life. BE HAPPY BE HAPPY BE HAPPY is a modern lie sold to dopes (notice the majority of her goals are structured around the idea of travelling and vacationing which is its own form of consumption). i also don't view this as a woman thing but as a weak person thing because i know men just as susceptible to bullshit that allows them to escape accountability of processing their emotions
She had the typical american dream goals, paying off house, husband retiring/ going on vacation. Maybe he snapped when she decided to unbottle all the negatives going on. I'm guessing he acted aloof and this was an attempt to get Chris to acknowledge problems without being negative and pushing him away. She didn't know he was happy, just not with her or his children. His happiness is getting his dick shit on. Retiring/vacations/home paid off? all nonsense, all that matters is the next tight butthole.
he knows and realize that the american dream is all bullshit nowadays and she has probably threaten divorce multiple times
and man them kids are fricked up with all their fake health issues.
I AM CONFIDENT
I AM DETERMINED
I AM HAPPY
I AM INSPIRING
I AM UNIQUE
I AM STRONG
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM 200K FEB 2018
I AM BLESSED
I AM ON BOARD
I AM ME
I've had manic episodes and this looks pretty close to a prolonged manic episode. Especially considering she thought a pyramid scheme was a perfectly sensible idea.
You are comparing your everyday woman to your rock bottom of mental illness and you're correct. Women are insane, some more than others. I once broke up with someone who lived with me and found charts way worse than this when packing her shit. This one at least tried to set up goals. Hers were more narcissistic and insane to the very core.
Hope you're doing better, fren.
she was headed for slampig territory. sad
Shannon was notorious for not liking butt play. In fact her entire ass region was off limits except for the occasional butt grab. This drove Chris mad with anal rage. Naturally, he murdered her and the kids
Just think: if she let him stick his weiner in her brown starfish, she and the kids would be alive today.
Imagine being murdered and the thing you are known for is being "notorious for not liking butt play"
Sounds like a great epitaph
>Devoted Wife and Mother But None of That Ass Shit
Why didn't she let him at least stick fingers in? How can a wife be such a wet blanket towards their husband's fetishes?
How would you like it if your wife insisted on scat play? Some fetishes are disgusting and we are not obligated indulge in them to please men.
Many such cases!
this is what happens when you mistakenly believe yourself to be a "breasts guy" when, in actuality, you're an "ass man."
God I miss Achewood
>hole man
i kneel
The real question is how did they afford that enormous McMansion when he was making like $18/hr as an equipment operator and she was a MLM scammer?
They were debtmaxxing
He worked in oil and has so he was working ridiculous amounts of hours
He was a rigBlack person
Honestly when you account that into his shitty life decisions it’s not surprising he what he did, rigBlack folk are always awful fricking people and the worst crimes in the world follow them, some people are just meant to be genuine beasts of burden and rigBlack folk are that.
He will never end up senselessly murdering his wife and two daughters solely due to his unquenchable desire for anal sex
His wife was really cute
wtf? Was she purposely giving her baby fetal alcohol sydrome or what?!!!
Hmm, that BAC is interesting. Think she was drinking because Chris was talking about the affair, or was it a regular thing?
Both kids looked and acted pretty moronic
interesting? it's fricking crazy! In Australia the drink drive limit is 0.05, and hers is 0.12. She's over twice the legal limit- she would have been blind drunk, probably a couple of bottles of wine at least.
makes me wonder if she got drunk and catty and that's why he snapped
its .08 here. i think it's bullshit. I can drive perfect when drunk. the only time you're not good to drive is if you can't walk or can't hold your shit.
>probably a couple of bottles of wine at least.
I ran the numbers, for her estimated size that's between 4-6 glasses of wine so pretty drunk for a woman (unless she's a seasoned drinker which is possible). It's definitely a factor but I wonder if he didn't come clean and push her onto a c**ty bender.
Legal limits are set for pussies, it's like 1.5 beers here. Definitely a case of fines driving policy.
one time i was hanging out at a party and someone had a little breathalyzer thing. not sure how accurate it was but we were all trying to make a high score. i was shocked how drunk i was at .08, I was assuming that .08 was like 4 beers deep but I was easily 12 drinks in before i hit .08 which is the limit in USA
alcohol/ethanol is naturally forming during decomp
>History of being reported missing and subsequently found being unresponsive..
Huh? Like she's gone missing and been found dead before?
I think history in an autopsy just means background information for consideration.
>Largely decomposed fetus
But it was only like 4 days
When a woman says "I won't do that kind of thing" what she really means is "I won't do that kind of thing with you"
True. Oofy-doofys be seething at that.
Chris walked in on the twins murdering Shannon and had no option but to kill them in self defense.
OJ Simpson tier, which is to say: if the tendies did hit, you must acquit
>shitty panties
no thanks
Chris was a simp but his family deserved it. This is Cinemaphile's official, hard stance on the issue.
Can't wait to hear the same anal and chicken nugget jokes another 100 times.
they're really good jokes though
High velocity nuggies are no joke.
>neighbour moved his camera to point at Chris' garage just days before the crime
>moved the camera just enough to see someone stuffing bodies into a car, but not to see who was doing it
>Shananon's disappearance is reported in a matter of hours
>supposedly a friend of her (unnamed)
>reason given: she didn't post on facebook for a couple hours (yeah better go to the police straight away right?)
>police supposedly actually takes that seriously
Just try calling the cops and saying your friend hasn't posted on facebook for a few hours to see if they do anything, this has got to be the dumbest part.
>bodies found on his work site
>what's the most obvious way to make him look like he was searching ho to get rid of bodies? oh I know, let's say he looked up nearby volcanoes lol
Chris didn't so it, he was setup. You can see how calm he is in the body cam footage and interviews, it's because he was oblivious to the murder, he thought Shananon took the kids and left for her parents house or something, and everyone was blowing it out of proportion.
When he gets blackmailed to confess, the cops ask why he killed the kids and he doesn't even have a reason so he talks about the chicken nuggets cus is all he can think of. There were more holes in this case, just go look at the material available, this is a "suicide with two bullets to the back of the head" tier case, but everyone just wants to make butt jokes and never take a serious look at this.
why would you lie so blatantly? we've all seen the body camera footage where he disappearance was initially reported, and it has nothing to do with facebook.
>where he disappearance was initially reported
Black person what are ou talking about?
just look it up, the disappearance was reported by a freind of Shananon, the reason given for reporting her missing was that she hadn't posted on facebook for hours when she's usually pretty active and then the police dispaches someone to the house, which is where the body cam footge is from.
The point here is that the police would NEVER send cops because someone went hours, I repeat, HOURS without posting FACEBOOK STATUSES. Cops even spread a fake rumour that you have to wait 48 hours to report someone missing just so less people called them to go look for their teenage kids that snuck out to party, you think they'll mobilize because some b***h didn't log in on social media for a couple hours?
no - her friend had dropped her off the previous night and agreed to talk the next morning to figure out how to get to the doctors. she went radio silent the next morning, missed the doctors appointment, the friend went around, house was empty, but her car and shoes were there. cops were then called. stop inventing shit to satisfy your schizo-riddled brain.
why would you even make it up? here it is, Black person: https://youtu.be/G0qZZc2nNzM?t=7
>unsourced claim
>video from after the phonecall to the cops
do you have trouble with time order of events? let me tell you how it went
>person calls police to say her friend hasn't posted on social media for a few hours so she must be missing
>police mobilizes a cop to go look for the woman
>police arrives at the house, that's where the body cam footage is from
if you still can't understand this I'll just assume you're a glowie on damage control making up anything to deny foul play
go for it, then. find a source that says Nickole reported her missing because she wasn't posting on facebook.
It's also funny how you're nitpicking just one detail of the several I mentioned, there's still all the other steps they took to incriminate Chris like burying bodies on his work site, the fact that someone with no history of violence or mental illnesses supposedly murdered his two small daughter with his bare hands, then immediatly appeared on interviews completely calm, and my favourite, a camera being moved right before the crime so that it could show his garage door and film someone stuffing the bodies in the car, but also just at the right angle to not see any identifying characterists of who was doing it.
>it's funny that you completely BTFO one of the 3 points that i made but refuse to address the rest of my homeless-tier ramblings
>completely BTFO
>made barely comprehensible attempts to deny it then posted an youtube video from an untrusted channel
and you can't even count Black person, I made 5 points
Here's the 911 call - see if you can timestamp when she mentions Facebook
If they felt the need to say it's unedited in the title, it's because it's edited
Denying something before being acused of it is one of the most obvious signs that someone is guilty.
takes your meds, now
is she... is she posting on this forum to this day?
Shannan was a tit cow? Any more bikini pics?
there are quite a few on google, yes
i couldve saved her
post more rare shaanaaaaans
nugget induced temporary insanity
case closed
Nice booba and fantastic belly
a daring synthesis
>trombley tackled the twin throwing the nuggets
history is weird man
>that hairline
just
he looks like shit with shannon and fit with nichol
really makes you think
Chris was really in over his head. The house, kids, marriage to Shananana and an ass fetish to boot, dude just collapsed from the internal pressure of his life.
>Waaaaaaaaah I can’t stick my penis in a poopy butthole, I have literally no other option than to murder two little children
He was a fricking moron
Is that them looking for active volcanoes?
Imagine being her and knowing that your anus was so enticing, someone killed for it.
such a cute couple
just watched it. never heard of this case before but I'm a law professor at Harvard and this dude is innocent af
This was the post that took down the site all day btw
a real life glitch
>ass man
>marries a woman with massive breasts that won't do any butt stuff
What did he mean by this?
No choice really.
Americans really have no sense of style or history.
>no sense of style
i'll give you history but everyone has been copping America's style since America came out
every form of music, fashion, film, tv that is discussed on this website originated in america
Not even close to true.
the us literally copied landmarks from all over the world like small versions of the eifeel tower and the cat pyramid whatever it's called, and your only landmark (the freedom statue) was a gift from the french
>your only landmark
Now you're the one sounding like a cultural moron.
sorry mutt, but your glass office buildings aren't landmarks
every international-architeture building of yours needs to be bombed down like the twin towers were
The International Style was created in Europe, moron.
Anyway the US is full of landmarks, too many to list. Hell, NYC itself was a landmark before the glass towers.
>Anyway the US is full of landmarks
>posts a bunch of buildings
also
>The International Style was created in Europe
yeah, and you don't see europeans bragging about their standardized office buildings, but americans literally started a war because someone tore down these fugly things
>posts a bunch of buildings
I posted a photo of a landmark. There are lots of US landmarks. Try Google.
>fugly things
A jap designed those towers.
Honestly you're too moronic to converse with.
>sorry mutt
i'm more European than any actual European that posts on Cinemaphile though. WASP and direct descendant of the people who founded the New World
Why are americans so obsessed with proving ancestry? So desperately wanting to prove they're /just as good/ as europeans.
American's are never just 'American', they're always referencing their ancestry as if they're ashamed of just being one thing. They're African-American, Irish-American, Asian-American etc.
They are also the ones gatekeeping what being white is. They send their DNA to these sites, see which part of europe their ancestors came from, claim that is white then come here and post shit like
>anglo
>white
or
>nordcuck
>white
and stuff
You never see europeans using these sites since we know what culture we belong to and know that race=/=culture
*claim only that is white
or maybe the Europeans can't afford the 30 dollars to see what percentage of middle eastern they are.
Americans have no culture. When confronted with this fact, they'll inevitable point to their nearest McDonald's.
not every American is a mutt. I posted that to show that I am a REAL American. Real Americans still exist. Yes, we are losing but so are you guys. I'm assuming you're from the UK because you speak English, your country is basically islamic and I would bet that you are more of a mutt than me, an upper middle class white person whose ancestors came to this continent before the USA was even founded
>not every American is a mutt
>I'm assuming you're from the UK because you speak English
>Yes, we are losing but so are you guys
Why are Americans so fricking stupid, bros?
>the best comeback he could think of is a watermarked image
Case in point.
you're not a real European quit projecting
At this time on Cinemaphile most posters are drunk Americans, good morning sir sleepy UK anons or psychotic Asians and Australians
Dumb esl poster
Why do Americans seethe when you remind them they're not really white, bros?
>your country is basically islamic
Another misconception americans have is that the muslim population of europe is enourmous and actively endangering the white majority, the reality is that the country with largest black percentage, France, is only 8% black, as opposed to America's infamous 13%. The second largest is UK at around 5% i think. And not only that but we don't have to deal with hispanics and indians (as in native americans), so european countries are all over 90% white while US is hardly 50% white.
>US is hardly 50% white.
this is true but where I live is 90 percent white. America is huge. Outside of major cities and the south America is overwhelmingly white. I'm not racist either
>but where I live is 90 percent white
How's the rampant unemployment treating you?
Thankfully races don't mix naturally so you'll always have somewhere to be with your kind anywhere in the world. You only find black and white mix in the largest cities in Europe, I suppose that's also mostly how it is in America.
Not racist either, just acknowledge there's differences beyond skin colour and it just doesn't wok to throw everyone together. Isn't controversial to say Japan has a vastly different work cuture that wouldn't fly in Spain, for example, but saying that muslims won't fit in in France or the UK is somehow controversial
This is a giga-cope when all of europes most famous cities are being inundated with 3rd world savages. The rural towns will be overrun with time, but for now you'd have to be a complete moron not to see the demographic shifts taking place. The heavily white areas in the US (of which there are many) are actually better off in the long run due to geographic distance and lack of government support/overreach due to states rights, the eurogays are already getting somalis dropped off next door
cope mechanism obviously
the really funny part is that he posts that he's 20% celt (non-aryan) and 60% english - a mutt melange - in order to show how pure-blooded he supposedly is
name some landmarks from your country, so we can gauge what your definition for it is.
theres mount rushmore, the lincoln memorial and washington monument, golden gate bridge, hoover dam etc for man made. for natural there's the grand canyon, monument valley mesas, horseshoe bend, mount rainier, the mississippi, old faithful, and several beautiful national parks that are probably bigger than your entire country that likely looks the same border to border.
i said music fashion film and tv who gives a shit about gay ass eiffel tower or buildings or statues
>music
yeah thanks for spreading Black person rap around, real cool. just remember half the credit goes to africa
>fashion
lol no there's, you ask someone to name a brand or designer, they'll say gucci, hugo boss, lacoste, all european
>film and tv
cinema is an european creation, american movies naturally started with european influence and were slowly turned to mass-produced garbage like you do to everyhing else. modern american cinema is to european cinema what mcdonalds is to actual restaurants
>Black person rap
yeah we'll take credit for that but don't forget every other form of popular music that has emerged since the founding of the USA
>cinema is an european creation
oh come on
>i said music fashion film and tv
Unfortunately the majority of this is just embarrassing. I wouldn't be bragging about what the israelites amplify and spread all over the world.
I'm an American and I've never heard of Hersey park
sovl vs sovlless
I hate laughing at the memes whenever I remember he didn't just kill Shan, but he strangled his daughter while the other one watched. He's an absolute monster and I hope his penance for ass lust is being fricked in the ass every day by Dontarius in prison.
I had to hide my power level the other day when a co-worker brought up the Netflix doc. I slipped up when I mentioned Shannan was a terminally online MLM moron who had Chris pussy whipped.
If Chris was pussy whipped he wouldn't have killed her and the girls. He wanted to go to Brown Town so bad he did the worst thing a man can do.
>ruins life and murders entire family for a mid looking broad with a perfect ass
Why’d he do it?
She’s so fricking hot. But
1. she wouldn’t put out (her butthole) and only wanted intercourse
2. she was hot but was post wall and her beauty was waning
3. she was a b***h
4. Chris’s own offspring turned on him, pelting him with the very dinner he provided them
Fricking guy did nothing wrong, release that mf.
Shan was hot and maybe a c**t and maybe Chris just wanted some hole, but did he really have to kill the girls?
He needed an alibi. Why would Shanan run away without the kids?
they weren't his kids. Shannon made a deal to have Thrive patches adopt them.
the kids weren't giving him anal either
Brain trauma from repeated chicken nuggie blows to the head made him do it
crazy b***h
God Chris was so fricking gay
Is this unironic homosexuality seeping through his alpha male persona? Why wouldn't you frick your horny wife?
Ngl, I'd do Shananan at least twice.
She's like 4/10 at her best days but seems like a good lay for anyone but her husband.
why didnt she just tell him she wants to frick
is this really something you have to post on social media
it's plainly obvious USA is the center of the world. Not a single American can name the prime minister of Peengland because you just don't matter. But all of you know our leaders, what our parties are called, who won and lost, you probably even know our state senators that we don't even know because we just don't care, we're too busy enjoying our air conditioning and money
european politicians are politicians doing politician work
american politics is just a reality show, your presidents are just there to keep everyone entertained, posting shit on twitter and going on tv give their opinion (that someone else wrote for them of course) whenever anyone in the world takes a shit
they put up blue and red teams so the citizens can root for like in their favourite sportsball
And you think you ahve freedom because you're allowed to choose between the two characters they made up for you, while three letter agencies run your country from the shadows, not answering to anyone. Waco, Ruby Ridge, Las Vegas shooting, mkultra, while european countries have plenty of atrocities commited in wars or during colonization, the american government has green light to systematically murder and torture their own population, they don't even bother hiding it half of the time because it doesn't matter, if someone brings it up they just pretend they didn't hear and there's nothing you can do because feds can walk into your house whenever they want, kill you and your children without consequences because they run the country wihtout being elected, they are absulutist rulers who control the army and law enforcement, so just keep rooting for orange guy or dementia man while they battle on twitter last you end up commiting suicide with two bullets to the back of the head
so do you think our alphabet agencies don't rule YOUR country? lmao
Well, at least they aren't staging mass shootings every other day here
No but they are forcing you to accept that pic rel should be welcome in your country to stab your sons and rape your daughters
Any pics of her corpse?
I forget Shan was pregnant when he killed her. I hate Chris so goddamn much it's unreal
wtf his wife had the perfect tummy and breasts
he's mega gay
i hope that in 20 years there are still regular Chris watts threads on Cinemaphile it never gets old
his wife was a babe milf
What did chris mean by that???
It's not rare for moms to have hemorrhoids due to pregnancy, maybe it was painful for her to even take a shit, let alone sticking something in. And girls have a tendency to not reveal the true cuase of the denial, maybe that's why he cheated.
im finna coom looking at the perfect mommy body
>A MOTIVATION BOARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T HANDLE THE STRESS
>SHE ASKED TO FRICK AGAIN I CANT DEAL WITH IT
>DAMN KID THREW A CHICKY NUGGIE AT ME
It's just that nagging question of 'is there more to this life' that all unhappy people experience.
Why are american women always so much better than the men looks wise? Anywhere else he would be foreveralone but he had two hot girls.
good morning sir
Nope: europoor.
look i'm a woman, my name is Clarissa, and as a woman I think that what Chris Watts did was wrong
the Ladies have spoken
case closed
free chris!
Why would you marry and then get pregnant not once but three times such a vapid woman?
Because you are an autistic sociopath shell.
He didn't know how to use a condom, which is why he preferred anal.
>Shannan if you don't let me metaphorically 'drill for oil' haha in your wide fleshy fart-muffler I will brutally murder our entire family
>No thanks I've heard that's mildly uncomfortable
What a fricking b***h