Has anyone tried dressing IRL like they do in old kinos

Has anyone tried dressing IRL like they do in old kinos

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a good fit. Its too bulky for him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoom zoom (or davo crass millennial)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        (not davo, Deano)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      suit fits changed pretty much every decade for a long time, some decades had much broader and bulkier styles. just look at the 80s into the early 90s.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate current year "skinny" pants and super tight jackets that shit is designed by women and gays. Straight leg high-waisted pleats and cuffs is max comfy. Looser jacket makes it easier to conceal handguns.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >current year "skinny" pants and super tight jackets
          You live in some kind of rural backwater?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          trigger discipline is for homosexuals

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skinny and slim fitting clothing has been out for a few years now (because zoomers are all morbidly obese)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I still notice overweight guys in their 30s or so wearing tight pants. They look like Humpty Dumpty.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those are millenial boomers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >millenial boomers

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              what do you suggest then? cargo shorts?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Straight pants or lose weight.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Straight pants
                do they even have straight pants in camo?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is this why all the chicks in From are wearing mom jeans?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like Julie's style.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are fat

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I used to be fat, lost a metric frickton of weight and kept the massive leg muscles.

            Keto+IF is the way.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          suit fits changed pretty much every decade for a long time, some decades had much broader and bulkier styles. just look at the 80s into the early 90s.

          Get a load of these amerifats. Properly tailored suits have always been slim, because that's what is most comfortable, flattering, and maneuverable.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              look like shlubs, inarguably. if you dress in an outdated baggy suit, you look like ol' gil.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                again something that depends on the person

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ill fitting, shlubby, baggy, outdated suits exude this energy

                [...]

                reviewbrah is the sole exception

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                just git gut

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            bullshit, Hugo Boss took a massive hit when they tried to go twink-fit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie, skinny clothes havent been trendy in years cause zoomers wants to feel ‘comfortable’

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          These guys look so cringe with their grandpa trousers. Tiktok zoomies mog these classic Hollywood era actors into the dirt.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      By today standards. I always dress in jeans and shirt, but if stuff like OP's pic was regular, I would be rocking it. Pure soul.
      Verification not required.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What i've learned about fashion is that good looking people will look good in anything, ugly people will look shit in anything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's fine, modern ideas of style have completely removed variation of shape in fashion and it sucks, only now are people starting to return to straight/baggy clothes to oppose the skinny jean and sex style oppression of the 2010s

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sex style oppression of the 2010s
        QRD?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Alpha M indian fanboy

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his head so small? And no, except for tailored woolen suits, old fashion is absolutely shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >old fashion is absolutely shit.
      New fashion is 10000000000x worse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We can agree that 90s were peak of humanity in fashion and 80s were peak in hairstyles.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you do see rich people dressed like this but that's with the $800 version of a jacket, and backing it up with everything else about them. if you try to do it - even if you got the $800 jacket somehow - the way you hold yourself and everything else about you would make you look foolish like instead

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person I buy suits/jackets at thrift stores and off ebay and look Cinemaphile as frick.

        1) fit is everything
        2) no one cares what you wear as much as you do
        3) frick all those mask cucks anyway

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Younger zoomers probably don't know about Fedora's these days because they died out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All they know is the m'lady memes and inspector gadget. I have literally been called inspector gadget twice now while wearing a trench and a rain hat in the winter.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's hilarious

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fedoras get memed on relentlessly but I actually think they can be a good part of the wardrobe if you pick the right one

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if you pick the right one

          This is a problem unless you live in a bigger city with actual hat shops. There's nowhere to go and shop for hats so you end up having to buy online and try several before you find one that works for you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I used to wear brightly colored ones at Coachella and chick's dug them but that's a special environment.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You posted a trilby.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You already have people who are like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they all look the same?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have the eye for fashion. They're clearly wearing different clothing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          having an eye for fashion means you are gay.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >having an eye for fashion means you are gay.

            Or it means you devoted some time to learning about why things work or don't. It's not complicated especially for men. Wearing a button down, some chinos and decent shoes would put you above 85% of everyone walking the street in t-shirts and stretchy pants.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, it's a sign that you have a female brain structure. aka you're gay.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's like anything else Black person. If you want to get good at a thing you have to do that thing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not like everything else. it's a specifically female brain activity. you can only perform it if you have a female brain and is gay.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a gay. Men have always cared about presenting a good appearance of strength and masculinity. Suits accentuate shoulder width and a masculine silhouette also all those pockets as useful as frick.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                let me guess, you have a small penis? that's another sign that you have a female brain and is gay. masculinity is not about apperance. appearance is social signalling, the domain of the woman(and gay).

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not even part of this discussion but I need to intervene to call you a moron. You have no idea what masculinity is and you should preferably not share your opinions on public forums anymore.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Small(sub 8 inch) penis post.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's just an old Daniel Craig

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The gum you like is going to come back in style

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I grew up with sisters. I remember going to Structure/express for my 8th grade dance with them and they helped me get an outfit. Never looked back or had to ask again. I'm a 6"4 lanklet with broad shoulders so I guess that helps but I put very minimal effort in and get good results. The more in shape I am the better. Hate to be that guy but face>hieght>frame is real. It might even be face>frame>hieght.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          is it possible to make this look work?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            only if you have handsome face.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You just have to be more confident

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              All confidence is is not caring what other people think because you are secure within yourself. Remember all those fricks wearing masks during covid? Do you really care what they think about anything?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Step 1. Have problem
                >Step 2. Stop caring
                >Step 3. Suddenly, have no problem

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you pick only the new balance sneakers, the jeans are really faded, the t shirt is super baggy and you have crudely drawn tattoos on your knuckles of like rocko's modern world characters then you would 100% be fashionably dressed.

            I'm not joking, this pic has aged badly with how fashion has changed.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whats even current men fashion?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's stratified by age.
                Zoomers and young millenials try to operate on 6 levels of irony at all times, so it's all early 90's fashion but in different cuts.
                For older people, I don't know. I'm a millenial that wears business casual and unassuming clothes, I have no fashion, I have no appearance, people don't even know I was there.
                And they never suspect.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s a bait image because that’s how 90% of men dress. Pro tip: fashion doesn’t matter. If you have chad energy you can make any look work. If you carry yourself like an incel, no clothing is going to cover it up.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wear jeans and a t shirt that fit well and be tall, fit and attractive. Simple as

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not tall only 5'9, but it's nice to be attractive regardless

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          is it possible to make this look work?

          Must be an old pic. Relaxed jeans + New Balance kicks + loose-fitting graphic tee (minus the incel glasses) is actually the look of the summer in major Yuro cities.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the look of the summer in major Yuro cities.
            Where do you live? Romania? Ukraine? Poland?
            Because in the first world European countries, no one wears that incel fit

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but you can easily rock that fit + many others if you yourself look good.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NTA

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, stands for not that anon, feel free to prove me wrong btw

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Western european fashion currently is pic related (if you're male at least, dunno about female)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, I knew a co-worker that had 3 of these (never wore jeans). He was also a streamer and was obsessed with Zelda

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ironically you subtract the incel face and you are an average American father who quite literally fricked a mother’s vegana
          Almost like only one thing matters lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I look and dress like this.

          >Incelposter is a K-Popgay

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao most of you morons look like this calling others incels

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally me

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whats wrong with those glasses?
          Round harry potter - style glasses are 10 times worse

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Non-rectangular acetate frames are the move

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              As handsome as he was... those glasses look like shit on his face. Makes his hairline look a lot more fricked than it is.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The cool style now is designer t-shirts and sporty sweatpants + sneakers. If you dress in a suit you'll be uncool because you're overdressed and if you dress like picrel you'll be uncool because you look like a 3rd grader
          If you want to have fashion and stay in style I guess you have to be right in the middle and just incorporate older style clothes in a normal outfit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you want to have fashion

            You don't worry about what's in style. You do what you feel like and let everyone else worry.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        limited character creation options

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        clone factory settings

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They unironically all get the same plastic surgery, it's actually very normal and expected to get work done.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I saw some pasta once about how the goal is to commidify beauty standards so that the "ideal" can be sold like any other product. Pasta was mainly talking about Brazil but worst Korea is probably a better example of the phenomenon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >asiatics
      >people

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all look like dykes

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reviewbrah esque without any further ado

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You shouldn’t wear a suit for no reason it’s basically a faux pas, everyone will find it weird and consider you overdressed. Women don’t wear dresses everywhere anymore either.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone will find it weird and consider you overdressed
      we're back to not caring.

      >Women don’t wear dresses everywhere anymore either.
      They should though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no! He is overdressed!
      Nobody cares. Thet will find you a bit weird, but unless you're out here in a suit playing basketball or something like that, no one gives a frick.
      Shit, a lot of times people will just assume you just came from work or smt

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm putting together a team

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reviewbrah can literally light up any room he enters

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >140lbs 5'9 manlet is... LE HOT!!!
    Why were boomers like this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's hot to you zoomerchan?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to be 6'3 and built like cavill in order to get female attention now.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, you just need to not be a walking piece of shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            We live in the era of tinder/dating apps - if you're not tall, not built like cavill, and not as handsome as pitt/cavill/delon, etc. then attractive women won't care. Prime delon wouldn't do well in a modern dating market because he only had face but lacked elsewhere

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I disagree I think a 10/10 face can compensate for height. Women drool over Efron and Bieber despite them being 5’8-5’9. A good face can make women overlook a lot of things. Same with guys, I’ve seen women with gorgeous faces and 2x4 bodies but because their face is so pretty I don’t mind the flat chest.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Women drool over Efron and Bieber
                this homie been in a cryo tube since 2009 lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Were all the pods out of commision?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao delusional motherfricker. Getting young puss is literally the easiest it has ever been in all of human existence. These women love degrading themselves and have zero shame, the shit they do now is shit you would have to pay a hooker for a decade ago. I find it outrageous that you lads can’t get puss when I look like Gimli on a bad day and I can’t keep my damn dick dry

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe cause you're only fricking desperate ugly b***hes? Attractive women, you need EVERYTHING from face to height to body. It is NOT enough to have a god-tier delon face but simply be a normie in body/height

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm tall but wierd looking. Go from skinny to decent shape. Pretty out going though. Anyway point is that attractiveness is the sum of all parts. Sure being a 10/10 in all categories works but I've been with some absolutely stunning women...way better looking than me.

                Liam Neeson was asked if he thought he was handsome....and he said..."terribly attractive but not handsome" granted that's fricking Liam Neeson but you can still maximize your attractiveness and pull even if you arent Cavill.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              your attitude suggests you've already lost, and the only person who will get you on your feet is you., stop blaming those around you for your shortcomings

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >stop blaming those around you for your shortcomings
                This reads like a bot account. I don't blame anyone else - I despise myself on an intense level for being genetically inferior. I am aware that I simply AM an unfrickable genetic dead end as a matter of pure fact

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Statistically, most people like you cut themselves too short and undermine their own potential in the world. You sound demoralized. Go touch grass and come back, you'll get over yourself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I worked until recently in a nightclub/wienertail lounge as a bartender and never got a second glance from a woman ever - no looks, no remarks. Nothing ever despite these being varying levels of drunk. Very good vindication of the fact that I'm genetically average, which, nowadays, basically means I'm genetically worthless and a dead end

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm also a bartender and very rarely have I been hit on. I've heard from other bartenders on here that they slay like crazy...maybe that's true but it wasn't for me. I have however slept with around a hundred women. It's kinda hard to pick up women when you are busy as frick and can't give the same attention that other dudes at the bar are. Also it's way easier to seal the deal the same night then just get a number and go on dates.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My only cope is that maybe I barrtended there at the wrong time cause was in process of trying to bulk, so my face could have been leaner. Look at Cruise here. Man looks like a repulsive permavirgin purely cause he was carrying some extra bloat

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's probably more your demeanor with women. Hate to be that guy by read the book of poor. Good shit in there.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Book of pook*

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But I've been told women express interest in a good looking man irrespective of their behaviour. If you're reserved/dour but hot, you suddenly become so mysterious and alluring. Simply seems to vindicate my belief that as I look right now, I'm not attractive to them. I probably could do myself some favors by lightenin the frick up, but I'm too busy quietly seething over not looking as good as I could in the moment.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Really really good looking men yes. But for all the rest of us your attitude and game are what make the difference. I'm not gonna sit here and say that looks don't matter because they do but the female gaze is waay different then males. I for instance have an Adrien Brody size nose that the majority of women aren't attracted to but some women really really are. Sounds like you are already in the gym which is good....but how's the rest of your life? Is it fulfilling? Do you do fun awesome shit? If so start there. Hiking, marathons, Rock climbing ,music festivals. All that stuff is fun and is a great wait to live a fulfilling life....which in turn is attractive. Now if all that sounds horrible to you then you will have to pursue other options to find some incel homebody girl. They do exist but they are harder to meet.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hiking
                >Rock climbing
                Very appealing, but I all I can do now is work my shitty bar jobs in order to safe up for my postgraduate (which, luckily, is one of the world's top universities and in a massive city). Have to commute in and out too, so basically can do frick all but rest on off days. Even so, I'm too self hating to enjoy life in many ways. I hate my face, I hate my body, I hold myself to high standards, etc. so I'm not willing to have a nice enjoyable summergay experience until I deem myself muscular enough and then get lean enough. Contentment flows from looking good for me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you american? Honestly I'm surprised you are a bartender based on how you are feeling. It kinda requires you to be pretty outgoing which is hard to do if you hate yourself....or just an alcoholic lol.

                Also I understand how you feel...but I was an oxycontin addict for like a year and I went out all the time. It made me incredibly social and I got laid more that year than in the rest of my life even though I stopped working out.

                Looking good helps and really whatever you gotta do for your self confidence....but for me even at my absolute best, only average women would hit on me. I still had to pull the trigger on the hotties.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Are you american?
                Southern England. Don't think I could ever "pull the trigger" with anyone girl I found attractive but I can't ever conceive of an attraction being reciporcated.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn there’s an alternate timeline where earlier this morning Tom Cruise was called into H.R. where two young women in their 20s calmly explain to him that although it’ll be “tough” to see him go, the truth is that the company hasn’t really needed a file clerk for a few years now. And he’ll look out the window and mutter “you can’t fire me, not now; not today,” and the security guard outside the office opens the door and says “c’mon man you gotta go.” And even though they promised him they’d get him an uber, it never shows up and instead just walks home until the box gets too heavy and falls out the bottom. There’s an old picture of him, there in the pile of memories of back when he still wanted to become an actor, he bends to pick it up but stops halfway and just decides to keep walking. “I was so stupid back then” he says to himself, and goes to wipe his eye before a teardrop can form, but he’s too late and it quickly slides down his face. “I’m so stupid.”

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It really is insane how much a handsome man can become an incel looking piece of shit without ever becoming truly obese. I've been in that Cruise mod before (close to it now, actually). You aren't what most people would actually think of as truly fat, you don't even as so much as have a full 1cm of fat on your abdomen, etc. but the fat you do have is enough to ruin your fricking face - at least compared to how good it can look

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cruise either had work done or just got really lucky with his late age puberty.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, he was clearly fatter there. If you've ever bulked, you know what I mean. Your jawline becomes obscured (sometimes visible at right angle and lighting, but obscured overall in neutral positions), your cheeks fuller, etc. It will ruin your face

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is worth noting that this is before he got his teeth replaced

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally this.

          All confidence is is not caring what other people think because you are secure within yourself. Remember all those fricks wearing masks during covid? Do you really care what they think about anything?

          Women like men that are:
          >outspoken
          Speak your mind, but only about the truth.
          >confident
          Be assertive, not a dick. Love yourself.
          >humorous
          Don't try to be a comedian shooting off witty jokes all the time. Just laugh at the little things and be capable of self depreciation.
          >humble
          Lose the ego at the door. Scratch that: drop it in the fricking ocean and abandon it forever.
          >upstanding
          Do the right thing, even if the world is against you.

          Lastly, stop trying to get with bar bawds, club prostitutes, and social media addicts. Join a social group based on your interests. (Yes, you HAVE to socialize... meetupDOTcom is a great place to find people with similar interests in your area).

          Good luck anons.
          t. 38 year old boomer

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wanted to add something to the last part about socializing: if you have anxiety or are just bad with people, don't be afraid to let them know. HOWEVER: It's all about how you word it.

            Conversation should NOT be:
            >I have anxiety and a hard time making friends
            People don't want to hear about your mental issues or problems during first impressions. Try saying:
            >I'm just trying to get out of my shell and meet cool people with similar interests.

            Good luck.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wanted to add something to the last part about socializing: if you have anxiety or are just bad with people, don't be afraid to let them know. HOWEVER: It's all about how you word it.

            Conversation should NOT be:
            >I have anxiety and a hard time making friends
            People don't want to hear about your mental issues or problems during first impressions. Try saying:
            >I'm just trying to get out of my shell and meet cool people with similar interests.

            Good luck.

            good posts as a happily married 37 year old boomer. being humble is legitimately the golden key to having anything you could ever want. you just have to truly be someone who's humble, otherwise your pride will ask for more, and you'll unknowingly feed it.
            the man who knows he has enough is rich.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Awful advice and phrased like a plebbit post.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cavill would still get tons of women even if he wasn't tall and jacked

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            All these types of posts need something to denote 'assuming not autistic', because being autistic/oblivous to female interest will be the ruin of any man's prospects no matter how good looking they are.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Women are impossible when it comes to knowing where being a friend/nice ends and them expressing interest begins. Like I've sustained for like 6 weeks now a back and forth text conversation with a girl I work with outside of shifts but for the life of me, I cannot determine if this is a friend-only exchange or meant to be indicative of something more. Is she basically waiting for me to ask if we should hang out outside of work? I don't fricking know - it's impossible for me to make heads or tails of this

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're paying attention to a woman you're not fricking she is already getting what she wants while you get nothing. Always attempt to escalate early, she either has to shit or get off the pot and then you can move on the spending your energy on another woman.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I simply tell myself that she doesn't give a shit about me in that sense and I'm being stupid for thinking otherwise, but I don't really mind continuing it cause I always enjoyed her presense/humor and she'll send me shit that can amuse me, like snapping a photo of a sporting game where a player happens to share my exact name with a caption like 'I didn't know you used to play for them', etc.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Women don't usually text dudes for weeks unless there is the possibility of something there. I'd say make a move or go out with her and meet her friends.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt it and I expect nothing, but something comes up organically, I'll see - if for no other reason than to do something social and boredom-alleviating.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well said fellow height chad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a healthy person is le hot?!?
      no kidding homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      face trumps everything. it's always been this way.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it looks normal
      lanklets are for the circus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Purple noon is 60 years old and yet the fashion is timeless. This guy could frick anyone from any era. I have a wedding in Italy to go to soon and this motherfricker has inspired me more than anything else.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yet the fashion is timeless

        Because men's fashion is not complicated at all. It just takes more effort than pulling on a t-shirt so lazy bastards with no self-esteem roll with that and call anyone who makes more effort than them a gay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based & correct.
        Honestly, no one could go wrong with just buying all of Delon's outfits from Plein Soleil.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yet the fashion is timeless

        Because men's fashion is not complicated at all. It just takes more effort than pulling on a t-shirt so lazy bastards with no self-esteem roll with that and call anyone who makes more effort than them a gay.

        Based & correct.
        Honestly, no one could go wrong with just buying all of Delon's outfits from Plein Soleil.

        Real shit. Seriously, just compare this to...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...this. Minimal extra effort but it makes a world of difference even if you obese.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are those red stains on his shirt?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              prop blood from da movie

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Marinara.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder, at what point does your height cancel out your face?
      If Delon was sub 5'5 would he still get women?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person Mickey Rooney fricked EVERYTHING. Seriously go dig into it he was a pussy machine. Same with that midget Alan Ladd.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      his son is 6'1 and his granddaughter is 5'8, so at least he didn't pass his manlet genes on

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, Alain really won at life.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She has his exact smile.

          It's interesting how his son (

          his son is 6'1 and his granddaughter is 5'8, so at least he didn't pass his manlet genes on

          's father) inherited his eyes but only some of his baby face charm (check out his young photos), yet he seemingly ages better than Alain did in the late 80s or early 90s. This was taken less than 3 years age, he was 55 at the time.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because Alain smoked like a chimney and drank like a fish.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has his exact smile.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow THANK GOD i am not a manlet who looks like thaaat who would even want that right???

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros how do I go /tancredi/ mode?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if he grew his hair out, or just wore a cute skirt. holy frick, 10/10 femboy material

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I've seen people on Cinemaphile attempt it

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      where does Worm fit in on this diagram

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Left-centrist.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A girl complimented my floral shirt at a concert last year, so Kramercore is the everyman pick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        kramercore/ace ventura is a very simple and easy look to pull off for most and stay comfortable. but it can come off as try-hard if the person wearing it isn't genuine

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea, i wear trechcoat and fedora every day.
    i also have a pocket watch.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear a Schott B3 Bomber jacket everywhere I go because Leon Kennedy is literally me

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a friend that's into Cinemaphileshion. Sometimes he looks business casual, 9/10 he is grossly over dressed to whatever the occasion is. He'll wear a blazer and matching slacks to taco bell. That being said, I'm pretty sure I objectively look like shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >9/10 he is grossly over dressed to whatever the occasion is

      Based. My fashion expression is a political statement. I am revolting against modernity and a complete lack of standards.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah you are just an attention starved zoomer whose ideology is just another fashion statement, not the other way around.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gen X and pushing 50. I'm prime age to start wearing "old man" clothes AND I've lived the decline from being under a comfortable and accepted lie to clown world. My ideology is: frick you I won't do what you tell me.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a closet full of short sleeves, two pairs of pants(jeans and one pair of chinos), and two pairs of Dockers Oxfords. I don't know how I can dress any other way.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to your local thrift stores and get long sleeve button downs, roll the sleeves up and leave the top button unbuttoned. You are now 50% more Cinemaphile than wearing a short sleeve shirt that's buttoned all the way up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most virgin shoe I've ever seen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wear for comfort. I also have a pair of Clark's

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, Reviewbrah and he looks like a fricking moron.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reviewbrah's issue is not his clothes but his pallor and obvious lack of athletic endeavor. He's a lanklet who never goes outside and he looks sick.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      Ha! My Hitlercore outfit is more subtle. 70s-80s dark brown leather jacket with wide lapels, white or khaki shirt with black knit tie, slacks and a fedora. I look like late stage East German Stasi or something lol.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/@gentlemansgazette

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Yes." Wire S02 was 20 years ago.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is amazing that he looks 50 in that picture and he looked 50 in the deuce

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wore my cool, fancy hat to a meeting once and was told to take it off because it was "too distracting"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not supposed to wear hats indoors or while sitting down.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Raises your attractiveness at least 2 points

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, if I need to redo my entire wardrobe, can I just get one of those subscription services (stitchfix or whatever) to do it for me? I'll just do it for two months or something, then cancel. Should be enough to get my whole closet fixed up. I considered just going to a cheap store at the mall like H&M, but their clothes are meant for spooky skeletons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Set up regular circuits of your local thrift stores anon. You can try a bunch of shit you'd never buy at retail for cheap and over time you can build a really nice wardrobe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This can work too I suppose. I think there's one a short walk from the office which sounds convenient.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Measure shit that fits you well and take a tape measure to the shop. You won't have to try shit on and you won't buy some shit way out of fit. you'll learn as you go and some shit you buy you will just never wear and that's fine as long as you think about why you never reach for it so you can refine your wardrobe to shit you will reach for.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Khols, Nordstrom rack, jcrew outlet
      Try on everything before purchase

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically yes.
    I wear a sport coat when I go out to dinner, and a three-piece suit at networking events (not in the summer though).
    I highly recommend it.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear golfing shorts 🙂 why would I give up that kino of comfort?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans have this weird fixation of what man ought to wear.
    You see rich mfs thinking awful polos, stupid sunglasses and shorts is dressing up

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really fricking hot outside. In winter, barely

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he alwas had a sense of fashion plus the good looks, he even made men a bit gay, there's nothing wrong with it

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was 19-early 20s I started dressing basically like a boomer. I was in great physical shape from running 7km every morning and doing weights and would wear slacks, button up shirts (mostly patterned flannel, some proto-carhartt work shirts etc.) and either my dad's old corduroy outdoors jacket or a peacoat. For the most part I wore this with black Vans or some old school leather combat boots. I had a tailored suit and some old sports jackets that I'd wear on occasion. I only wore a t-shirt if it was cool & under a button up or if I was going out to a metal or punk show.
    The amount of pussy that my autistic virgin ass passed up on was in hindsight ridiculous. I'd have girls come up to me regularly and ask dumb questions that I now know was flirting and one time had a female cop catcall me from her squad car lmao. I think the thing is not to have a "uniform" but a varied enough wardrobe for different occasions. Even back in the day my grandfathers never wore a suit if they were going to eat a burger or go fishing. Boomers & the Greatest Generation only wore suits if they worked in an office or were going out on the town, they wore flannels or plain coloured button ups for everyday wear. Also pick a consistent colour scheme; I personally preferred dark green>brown>khaki but some people suit lighter or more flamboyant colours.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The amount of pussy that my autistic virgin ass passed up on was in hindsight ridiculous. I'd have girls come up to me regularly and ask dumb questions that I now know was flirting
      Give an example. You also must have been naturally handsome and tall in addition to fit to get loads of attention

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naturally handsome but not particularly tall. I'm just over average height for a white man.
        >Give an example
        Too many to think back on. Had very pretty girls give me their phone numbers or give me compliments on my shoes or something and at the time I just thought "huh what a nice girl, maybe I'll ask for her Facebook profile!"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then you must be ridiculously handsome for random women to give you their phone number unsolicited.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm naturally charismatic and women have always been drawn to that over my looks. You can't buy charisma, unfortunately.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Give example of how you charm someone then. Stuff likem vibe, etc. matters but the actual words you choose do too

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I slept with about 25 women in the course of 1 year, not even using dating apps but hanging out in bar smoking areas either on my own or with a small group of female friends. Women are attracted if you're a bit funny, at ease, disarming but at the same time have the vibe that you'll take them home and frick them silly once you ask them where they're heading with a wry grin. Female friends also make the best wingmen, it's a signal to new women that you can be trusted in a non-sexual context off the bat and that those women maybe want to sleep with you also.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Female friends also make the best wingmen, it's a signal to new women that you can be trusted in a non-sexual context off the bat and that those women maybe want to sleep with you also.

                Wrong. Unless your female friend is taken, they are an indicator that you're friend material. If you weren't, that female friend would be with you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Peak virgin brain. Women only want to sleep with men that other women want to sleep with. They only want things if they believe that other people will think better of them or be jealous of them for attaining them. If you have female friends, other women will assume that those women want to frick you and will make a move on you to spite them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Women only want to sleep with men that other women want to sleep with.

                Exactly my point. If a female friend is your wingman, you're basically screaming "HEY I'M FRIENDZONE MATERIAL"

                moron take. If you are at a bar with friends and ask a girl to join you at a booth/table she would be more inclined to accept if it's a mixed group instead of a bunch of dudes. Women should never be asked for advice on dating but their presence and connections (extended friends groups) can be useful for getting laid/dates.

                >moron take. If you are at a bar with friends and ask a girl to join you at a booth/table she would be more inclined to accept if it's a mixed group instead of a bunch of dudes.

                Creating a safe, welcoming environmnet has nothing to do with female friends being wingmen and is not contradictory to my point.

                I am right and if you think about it, you'll agree with me or you are gay.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is a wingman but a person that helps you get laid?
                If the girl is helping make a "welcoming environment" that results in you getting pushy, did she not help you get laid?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >getting pushy
                Getting pussy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                A wingman is someone that actively helps in the seduction, maybe by introducing you, helping to break the ice, etc. In your scenario, the girls that are part of the welcoming environment are not wingmen. Or is the booth/table also a "wingman"? Maybe we're just disagreeing on defintions.

                Come on, just admit that I am right. This is an anonymous message board, you're not losing face by recognizing your mistake.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, not about saving face just disagree. If a wingman is someone that makes an intro, I've had plenty of girls introduce me to or try and set me up with their friends. And a lot of girls will actively try to be open and nice to prospects instead of wienerblocking or making them feel judged.
                I had a friend in college who came to my apartment with a friend from high school that was visiting and a bottle of wine to watch some movie; l of a sudden she remembers she had some work to do and left me with her friend and the wine. It was the closest thing to having pussy delivered straight to your front door lol. So yea, I think women can wingman, but it's obviously not as common as bros assisting.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How many times how it succeeded? How many times was with a friend that was single? Did you end up fricking that girl with the wine? I'm not saying that female friends can't try, but they are terrible at it simply due to the messaging that being introduced by a single woman sends.

                >Here's anon. Although I am myself a single woman, I am introducing him to you as a potential mate.
                >No, I wouldn't want anything to do with him.
                Basically, your female friend is telling the girl that she (the friend) is too good for you, which implies that either something is wrong with you, or that she's looking down on the girl you're being introduced to. You're sort of a hand-me-down. Yes, girls think this way.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How many times how it succeeded? How many times was with a friend that was single?
                I don't keep the statistics for every interaction recorded, but I know I've had opportunities with girls I would have never met if not for being introduced by a female friend. If I had to guess I'd say the batting average for female introductions was a bit better than male intros/assists (but there are many more male assists probably bringing down the average.)
                >Did you end up fricking that girl with the wine?
                Yea, it was fun.
                >I'm not saying that female friends can't try, but they are terrible at it simply due to the messaging that being introduced by a single woman sends.
                Agree to disagree I guess. I think it's possible to be "just friends" with a woman and if that woman genuinely talks you up to her friends and makes an effort to get them to meet up with you, she isn't hurting your chances in the datingwingman.
                Rereading the thread the post that you first commented on, anon said "women make the best wingmen" and that's probably not true, there are plenty of girls that get catty and jealous for attention and no woman will have the loyalty and sacrifice of a male friend in the trenches; but I'd still say some women are capable of being good wingmen.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >in the datingwingman
                In the dating game*****

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am right and if you think about it, you'll agree with me or you are gay.
                I've had women buy me a drink and bring me home multiple times, and you're still a virgin. Whose theory works out in practice?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I've had women buy me a drink and bring me home multiple times
                So you're a prostitute.

                >you're still a virgin
                HAHAHAHAHAHAHA call me an incel next

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron take. If you are at a bar with friends and ask a girl to join you at a booth/table she would be more inclined to accept if it's a mixed group instead of a bunch of dudes. Women should never be asked for advice on dating but their presence and connections (extended friends groups) can be useful for getting laid/dates.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Correct

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah and it works if you don't overdo it. I wear a nice shirt almost every day, a nice jacket and maybe some khakis and no one here thinks it's weird. Girls dig it, although not the extremely alternative/leftist ones.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blazer/sports coat
    >Button-down/polo shirt
    >Chinos
    >Derby shoes
    Summers are the same besides no blazer and switching out the derbies for boat shoes.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No because I like my t-shirts (and shorts they are comfy and easy to wear) I don't own or wear suits that shit is stupid.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Hank Moody combo will never go out of style, it's really everything you need.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If your not in shape it's the louis ck style and instead of having lots of sex youre gunna have to ask if you can jerk it infront of girls.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, too true. I'd know, since I look like that and dress like that.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pride myself of being a gentlemen of class

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ohpee you can find nice vintage suits at thrift stores if you are willing to put in the time to look.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My fashion leader is mid to late career stanley Kubrick. goodwill-hobo-recluse-director-chic

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's just handsome, you would likely look awkward and out of place

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I am wearing a Cartier Tank right now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they make those for men?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was literally designed for General Pershing, smartass.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw late to the Delon thread

    feels bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monica Vitti thread when?

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    it's like I'm looking in a mirror

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a proper fit even though it's a subpar italian cut

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just updated this classic webm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cropped

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw make my own clothes
    >tfw all the nice service industry ladies compliment them unprovoked
    Yes, it's wonderful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      mein negger

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Care to post a picture?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure, this is one of my designs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they're distinctive.

        mein negger

        It's really easy to do once you've a basic pattern down from your measurements.

        sure, this is one of my designs

        Kek, that looks like a b***h to make no thanks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure brother

        No, they're distinctive.
        [...]
        It's really easy to do once you've a basic pattern down from your measurements.
        [...]
        Kek, that looks like a b***h to make no thanks.

        Stop pretending to be me moron

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    another one

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to look like Alain Delon to pull off this look.

    Do you look like Alain Delon?

    Do you, fricker?

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That fit wouldn't be so bad if he just wore some non-moronic shoes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        needs to gain ~10 lbs too

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