THIS >have unrelated script written by a troony about CURRENT THING >purchase IP of popular other thing for free publicity and an already established fan base >change a couple names in your troony script to make it "work"
rinse and repeat over and over and over and over again, very tiresome
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Sure it did. All of the doomed people that Joel and Ellie encounter at the start of their trip inform the audience (and progress Joel’s character arch) about why he’s so terrified of ever letting someone in and allowing himself to love again.
When he loses his daughter it completely destroys him, so he closes himself off emotionally for years. And these fears are confirmed over and over again as he’s shown how emotionally dangerous it can be to allow himself to grow attached to people because of how fragile and tenuous life is in the world they live in. Bill and Frank are one example on a list of people he encounters that illustrate that and make his decision to let his guard down and allow himself to love and care for Ellie the way he did with the daughter he lost that much more powerful.
see nothing. they could have conveyed the idea of LOVE AND LOSS (wow what a novel concept in a fricking apocalypse flick) without crusty ass sex, ya dingus.
Except they literally explain that they shower and clean up right beforehand. Why do you keep trying so hard to pretend that this thing that’s explicitly stated in the show- that they bathe and have full access to clean water and hygiene products- didn’t actually happen or didn’t count or whatever?
4 months ago
Anonymous
It's funny that they had to include that scene. It's like the show runners are saying >See? It's possible to have non-nasty gay sex in the post- apocalypse. You merely require a full prepper compound with electrical and plumbing
which just brings to mind that 99% of butt sex in the post-apocalypse would be disgusting if you lived in a QZ or less developed outpost.
LMAO people are so mad about this. It's just pointing out a reality. It's really no different than making fun of 24/Jack Bauer never having bathroom scenes.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Except they literally explain that they shower and clean up right beforehand.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>i-i-its not gross! they gave themselves enemas beforehand and wrote it into the script!
you are completely missing the point
4 months ago
Anonymous
>you are completely missing the point
No the opposite is true- you are completely missing the point when you go out of your way to pretend like a plot point in the show didn’t happen and just make up your own version and get up set with that.
The thing your complaining about not only doesn’t happen in the show- they have a scene directly contradicting what you’re saying that you’re ignoring
4 months ago
Anonymous
Bro, you are legit ill, no one even mention anal sex in the episode, there's no nudity in it whatsoever. You've been spamming this shit for weeks. You cant stop thinking about it, it is embarassing. Please stop
>you are completely missing the point
The point being that you're a barely-sapient third worlder with a shit-eating fetish and can't stop sharing it with random strangers?
homosexuals getting uppity. Stop sticking your dick into someone else's digested dinner
4 months ago
Anonymous
The shit-addiction has mindbroken you. Day after day, you give in more and more to degeneracy. Today is sharing your scat fics on Cinemaphile, the next month the cops will be dragging you off public toilets.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Lmao you're such a dumb autist, you can't even understand the intent behind the meme
4 months ago
Anonymous
Bro, you are legit ill, no one even mention anal sex in the episode, there's no nudity in it whatsoever. You've been spamming this shit for weeks. You cant stop thinking about it, it is embarassing. Please stop
4 months ago
Anonymous
>you are completely missing the point
The point being that you're a barely-sapient third worlder with a shit-eating fetish and can't stop sharing it with random strangers?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>They only have to fast for 2 days, perform a colonic irrigation and take HIV prep pill in advance >gay anal sex is totally normal and acceptable guys!
This accurately describes most "woke" media in recent years. The streaming era has led to almost every well-known IP being up for grabs for a streaming adaptation, most of these writers probably don't care which IP they end up working on because it's all just an excuse for them to write about gays, Black folk, trannies, or whatever other pet issue they care about. I can't wait to see how this plays out in the Fallout series, my guess based on the trailer is that there will be a flashback episode with Walter Goggins ghoul character showing his life before the bombs dropped and the entire point of it will be to show a conservative southern white man falling in love with a black woman and having an interracial daughter, and then their inevitable deaths at the end of the episode when the bombs drop will serve as emotional bait for critics and awards.
Sure it did. All of the doomed people that Joel and Ellie encounter at the start of their trip inform the audience (and progress Joel’s character arch) about why he’s so terrified of ever letting someone in and allowing himself to love again.
When he loses his daughter it completely destroys him, so he closes himself off emotionally for years. And these fears are confirmed over and over again as he’s shown how emotionally dangerous it can be to allow himself to grow attached to people because of how fragile and tenuous life is in the world they live in. Bill and Frank are one example on a list of people he encounters that illustrate that and make his decision to let his guard down and allow himself to love and care for Ellie the way he did with the daughter he lost that much more powerful.
>Joel will get character development from the audience, not Joel, watching two men in a relationship and have sex.
So, it didn't affect the plot, only a tangent to the theme of the show.
Pure goyslop.
The overarching theme of the entire story needs an hour and a half lifetime gay sex story to drive it home even though the game didn't have it and delivered the same message. Ok.
Just admit it was an excuse to have pro-gay propaganda in a time where homosexuals are afraid because straights are finally realizing how fricked up they really are and are starting to curb their behaviors with legislation. People want them away from their kids and I don't blame them, they're mentally ill and were persecuted for good reason.
That didn't needs an entire episode of gay romance to get that point across. The game did it fine with the letter and implied dialogue.
Also the show ruined part of Ellies development. Frank was bitten and hung himself in the game, that strengthen Ellies resolve to sacrifice herself for the cure. Having Bill and Frank kill themselves because of normal gay AIDS has nothing to do with the plot.
The game did those themes a lot better by presenting Bill and Frank as cautionary tale with the same message, and it didn't need shitty flashbacks and a fricking letter so they could tell the audience directly what the whole point of it was cause it thinks its audience is stupid, but judging by the praise it received they were completely right.
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Sure it did. All of the doomed people that Joel and Ellie encounter at the start of their trip inform the audience (and progress Joel’s character arch) about why he’s so terrified of ever letting someone in and allowing himself to love again.
When he loses his daughter it completely destroys him, so he closes himself off emotionally for years. And these fears are confirmed over and over again as he’s shown how emotionally dangerous it can be to allow himself to grow attached to people because of how fragile and tenuous life is in the world they live in. Bill and Frank are one example on a list of people he encounters that illustrate that and make his decision to let his guard down and allow himself to love and care for Ellie the way he did with the daughter he lost that much more powerful.
I think that's the plot of the episode, Ron Swanson is a survivalist who realizes he's gay when his calvin and hobbes pit trap catches a post-apocalyptic middle aged twink. Then they break up because Ron Swanson wants to hunker down and keep being a survivalist and the twink wants to...I don't know. He left for some reason, no idea why or where he thought he was going. There's probably some big emotional speech about being open to new experiences and living out loud or some other unsubtle metaphor. I didn't see the show, this is what I pieced together from playing the game and seeing shit about it on the internet. In the game the entire gay romance subplot is a single in-game note you find in the Ron Swanson character's house.
it didnt, it if anything ruined the entire atmosphere and pacing of the show. >guys the world is over! >now watch these two gays live out a full bougie idyllic country life while everyone else works as slaves for the government >why do they do that when the area outside the cities permits this kind of living? who knows, here’s a scene with joel in clean clothing because he actually just chooses to be a dirty bum
Remember when Nick Offerman got booked on The View with Cory Feldman, probably thinking it was a regular episode and he could just talk about Parcs and Rec for five minutes and go home, and then he had to just sit uncomfortably while Feldman talked about getting fricked in his ass by producers when he was a kid lol
Because they would kill anyone he cares about. Which is why Matt Perry was told he is going to be suicided, but according to the rules, he cant directly say what is happening, or his family dies also.
if you believe that Hollywood can kill people and their families with impunity then you need to touch grass.
corey doesnt give any names because it happened 30 years ago with all evidence gone and it would mean defamation cases for the rest of his life and paying lawyer armies he cant afford
>if you believe that hollywood can kill people and their families with impunity then you need to touch grass.
I'm a landscaper and I believe it. Now what?
>Still seething one year later's gotta be an achievement
That’s nothing- these characters are canon, meaning they were in the original game that came out OVER A DECADE AGO. They’ve been seething for over ten years now. And going out of their way to make themselves mad too. They’ve known these characters were gay for years and years, but they still had to choose to sit down and watch this episode about them knowing full well it was all about gay people that makes them cry and throw temper tantrums.
>do they not have showers or wipes in the apocalypse?
They literally have all of that. The second before that scene the show actually makes it a plot point to include dialogue where they discuss showering and getting cleaned up beforehand. This entire forced meme is based off stuff the obsessed schizos forcing it made up whole cloth
sodomy is filthy by nature, no amount of water can clean the crust from your inner rectum. you lgbt gays need to stop being so butthurt over a funny meme.
>Laugh at the current state of Hollywood awards >point out how moronic it is >apparently that means you're mad
I knew troons were mentally ill and did not live in reality, but man.
checked quads of truth
Also probably why he got the gig as the president in that Civil War movie that's coming out this year, also starring Pedro Pascal coincidentally.
I'm ok with two clean shaven twinks going at it but two bearded, old dudes? No-one wants to see that. And don't remind me how nasty anal sex would be with swampass and no running water. I will not imagine the smell and frick you!
Why would anyone want getting their dick swimming in shit? Sounds like a good way to get an horrible infection.
I'm ok with two clean shaven twinks going at it but two bearded, old dudes? No-one wants to see that. And don't remind me how nasty anal sex would be with swampass and no running water. I will not imagine the smell and frick you!
Why would anyone imagine anal sex happens before preparation and cleaning out occurs? And why would they keep imagining it even after having it explained to them? Very curious. What's the word for that? Ah yes, pathological.
I like to take a shit and then meticulously bleach the toilet so I can eat cereal out of it. It's just a thing I like. Don't say I'm gross or what I'm doing is wrong. I CLEANED THE TOILET THOROUGHLY.
Is this episode only highly rated because it has gays in it? I just can’t get over how Frank just got into another dude’s home then seduced, kissed, and fricked him when he’s about to get kicked out. If one of them was a girl people would admit it felt creepy/exploitative as shit. Also while I like Bill’s actor I do not like Frank’s actor at all, the way he delivered his lines felt so forced and corny.
>846 comments on a video from 5h ago
tlou2 sucks and Neil is a mediocre writer, but the obession incels have with him is fricking insane, just like this shit forced meme
yes the crust around the anus symbolizes the accumulated disgusting childhood trauma and abuse that corrupts homosexuals to their lifestyle, but at the same time sexually arouses them with its depravity
It doesn't smell like shit at all though, like literally ever. The majority of gays are turned off by shit. If you don't clean yourself out prior to gay buttsex you're seen as nasty af
>The majority of gays are turned off by shit.
The majority of people are turned off by shit. The stinking little pubescent Hindu gaggle itt is just a notable and disgusting exception. It's a third worlder thing.
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shut the frick up, no real man treats you as his equal, imagine taking dick up your ass and sticking your penis into anothers man shitter everyday and thinking yourself normal. You are a lesser being
>imagine taking dick up your ass and sticking your penis into anothers man shitter everyday and thinking yourself normal
I don't imagine it, I live it. 🙂
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homosexual here.
Gay sex isn't like this irl.
It's pretty rare to get shit on your dick from gay sex.
You only think they do because your butthole is unclean as hell.
shut the frick up, no real man treats you as his equal, imagine taking dick up your ass and sticking your penis into anothers man shitter everyday and thinking yourself normal. You are a lesser being
>imagine taking dick up your ass and sticking your penis into anothers man shitter everyday and thinking yourself normal.
I'm sure you imagine it every day in vivid detail, shitskin freak.
Will Ron Crust Swanson be back for season 2 to prolapse Joel's anus before the golfing incident. I hope they add at least triple the amount of graphic homosexual sex
The crust must harden
This thread is full of zoomers. Like this is a new thing. Tom Hanks wins his first Oscar playing AIDs ridden homosexual in Philadelphia. Wins his second Oscar playing a moron
He won the gay sex award given by people who want to market gay sex to the masses. The thing they can't communicate and don't want to communicate to the audience is the smell of shit that comes wafting up from under the sheets. Shit stink is an important part of gay sex. It's what arouses homosexuals
The irony of forced memes like this is that when the shoe is on the other foot, and the people you're making fun of push ""an agenda in media"" which you personally find offensive, everybody is justified in laughing at you and telling you to shut the frick about it. There are 10-1 hetersexual to gay movie ratio out there; in other words the VAST MAJORITY of movies and TV shows are focused on heteronormative relationships and interactions, where LGBT interactions are portrayed as a novelty. That's the whole reason why there is a "movement of acceptance" that you morons keep crying about, and continue providing justification for lmao. >why do they force their agenda of acceptance on us? All we do is discriminate against them and use them as the punchline in all our memes and jokes.
Outrage culture drones cannot be reasoned with
This. Get ready for half a dozen more replies from the same 3 people about how this meme is totally organic and not forced, meanwhile everyone can see the reply to poster ratio shows how clearly forced this is
That's not true. Television and film is filled to the brim with gay stuff and it's not because it's something the audience wants. It's because the people who control the production of television and film have an agenda and preferentially hire homosexual writers and directors and fund gay project. It's called the Lavender Mafia.
stop trying to appropriate what normal people do. homosexuals don't have relationships.
it's also not good for a civilization to bring to prominence every aberrant, unhealthy behavior and attempt to normalize it. homosexuals don't live happy or healthy lives. We don't need to hold their behaviors up as something worth aspiring to. For the good of the majority, for the good of the civilization, you must be put back in the closet.
>homosexuals don't have relationships.
Lesbians do. Although it was notable that the lesbian relationship in this got cut down to around one day, I suppose because otherwise they'd have gotten to the domestic violence part.
do homosexual redditors really think they can change the culture here? lol
lmao even
without heavy moderation an anonymous public forum will always be right wing
So 3x representation? gays are 3%. Also, even your monogamous crustbuster couples are incredibly promiscuous. If I was a gay i'd be outraged that my lifestyle and culture is never represented in media, and instead it's always some construct a sheltered white woman with good intentions came up with. Always mild mannered, middle aged, effemite homos in pastel clothing speaking in cartoon voices berating everyone else in the suburbs.
Worse than nog representation. When was the last time a black character couldn't communicate with another despite 30% of the convo being "know what im sayin". Where are the culturally black characters?
>Oh, frick... that's crusty... >>Unf... the tip of your wiener is digging into the turd sitting in my rectum >Oh frick yeah... crust on my shaft, gooey turd on my tip... >>You're really mashing my feces around in there
This but with Ellie.
>Awww frick yeah gimme some of that deep stuffed crust >Awwwww frick yeah you took an enema to clear out your shitty butthole and now you want me to drink it? >FUUUCK YEH babe gimme that shitty corn wienertail >I'm eating your crusty butthole while drinking your poop soup >This is true love fuccccckkkk bro gonna pack that shit so hard into your rectum you poop out of your nose fugggg sweetie that's it
>frick yeah I feel like I filled my underpants with beach sand my crusties are grounded to a fine pungent powder with several hardened kitty litter clumps
This. I've stuffed so many crusts they call me Dominoes and I can say with confidence there is nothing more pure and beautiful in this world that devouring another man's anus with my rod and ramming his shit back into his intestines.
Yeah, the thing is even though on the show they make a point of showing and having lines of dialogue where they explain they're bathing and have good hygiene 4 virgins from discord decided to spam this forced meme that ignores all that because they have a weird fetish.
kids who have never had sex fishing for attention by saying "ewww sex is gross!!!" to be fair to them it can be pretty gross. i fricked a girl in college and thought i was pro because she was so wet. i woke up the next to a goddamn murder scene with my penis as the murder weapon. blood everywhere. dried blood caked on my stomach, wiener and legs. it was pitch black when we were fricking and i didnt realize she was on her period. i guess they have a point, sex can be gross.
jesus christ you people need to go outside. anti-crust and anti-gays or whatever the frick side youre all on. dont even go see other people, just step outside into the cold night air and contemplate the fact you exist beyond the screen for a moment. im out
Chuds wish they could do the same
crusty
>has gay sex
>crusts
How did it advance the story?
His crust harboured the bacteria that started the zombie outbreak. Itll all make sense later.
t. knower
>writer wants to make gay sex short film
>knows they can’t get it greenlit
>shoehorns it into an unrelated show
So its like Halo where they just wanted to make their own shit but had to use a popular IP to get it greenlit?
THIS
>have unrelated script written by a troony about CURRENT THING
>purchase IP of popular other thing for free publicity and an already established fan base
>change a couple names in your troony script to make it "work"
rinse and repeat over and over and over and over again, very tiresome
See
see nothing. they could have conveyed the idea of LOVE AND LOSS (wow what a novel concept in a fricking apocalypse flick) without crusty ass sex, ya dingus.
Except they literally explain that they shower and clean up right beforehand. Why do you keep trying so hard to pretend that this thing that’s explicitly stated in the show- that they bathe and have full access to clean water and hygiene products- didn’t actually happen or didn’t count or whatever?
It's funny that they had to include that scene. It's like the show runners are saying
>See? It's possible to have non-nasty gay sex in the post- apocalypse. You merely require a full prepper compound with electrical and plumbing
which just brings to mind that 99% of butt sex in the post-apocalypse would be disgusting if you lived in a QZ or less developed outpost.
LMAO people are so mad about this. It's just pointing out a reality. It's really no different than making fun of 24/Jack Bauer never having bathroom scenes.
>Except they literally explain that they shower and clean up right beforehand.
>i-i-its not gross! they gave themselves enemas beforehand and wrote it into the script!
you are completely missing the point
>you are completely missing the point
No the opposite is true- you are completely missing the point when you go out of your way to pretend like a plot point in the show didn’t happen and just make up your own version and get up set with that.
The thing your complaining about not only doesn’t happen in the show- they have a scene directly contradicting what you’re saying that you’re ignoring
homosexuals getting uppity. Stop sticking your dick into someone else's digested dinner
The shit-addiction has mindbroken you. Day after day, you give in more and more to degeneracy. Today is sharing your scat fics on Cinemaphile, the next month the cops will be dragging you off public toilets.
Lmao you're such a dumb autist, you can't even understand the intent behind the meme
Bro, you are legit ill, no one even mention anal sex in the episode, there's no nudity in it whatsoever. You've been spamming this shit for weeks. You cant stop thinking about it, it is embarassing. Please stop
>you are completely missing the point
The point being that you're a barely-sapient third worlder with a shit-eating fetish and can't stop sharing it with random strangers?
>They only have to fast for 2 days, perform a colonic irrigation and take HIV prep pill in advance
>gay anal sex is totally normal and acceptable guys!
Just like part2. Drukman couldn't sell his moronic idea on its own so he worked his way into the game staff and skin suited TLOU
This accurately describes most "woke" media in recent years. The streaming era has led to almost every well-known IP being up for grabs for a streaming adaptation, most of these writers probably don't care which IP they end up working on because it's all just an excuse for them to write about gays, Black folk, trannies, or whatever other pet issue they care about. I can't wait to see how this plays out in the Fallout series, my guess based on the trailer is that there will be a flashback episode with Walter Goggins ghoul character showing his life before the bombs dropped and the entire point of it will be to show a conservative southern white man falling in love with a black woman and having an interracial daughter, and then their inevitable deaths at the end of the episode when the bombs drop will serve as emotional bait for critics and awards.
>Plotgay
KYS
It didn't
Sure it did. All of the doomed people that Joel and Ellie encounter at the start of their trip inform the audience (and progress Joel’s character arch) about why he’s so terrified of ever letting someone in and allowing himself to love again.
When he loses his daughter it completely destroys him, so he closes himself off emotionally for years. And these fears are confirmed over and over again as he’s shown how emotionally dangerous it can be to allow himself to grow attached to people because of how fragile and tenuous life is in the world they live in. Bill and Frank are one example on a list of people he encounters that illustrate that and make his decision to let his guard down and allow himself to love and care for Ellie the way he did with the daughter he lost that much more powerful.
The fricking morons that post here, I swear
>his daughter died hence he must take it up the ass
amazing story... truly groundbreaking stuff
>he actually watches and pays attention
>Joel will get character development from the audience, not Joel, watching two men in a relationship and have sex.
So, it didn't affect the plot, only a tangent to the theme of the show.
Pure goyslop.
The overarching theme of the entire story needs an hour and a half lifetime gay sex story to drive it home even though the game didn't have it and delivered the same message. Ok.
Just admit it was an excuse to have pro-gay propaganda in a time where homosexuals are afraid because straights are finally realizing how fricked up they really are and are starting to curb their behaviors with legislation. People want them away from their kids and I don't blame them, they're mentally ill and were persecuted for good reason.
That didn't needs an entire episode of gay romance to get that point across. The game did it fine with the letter and implied dialogue.
Also the show ruined part of Ellies development. Frank was bitten and hung himself in the game, that strengthen Ellies resolve to sacrifice herself for the cure. Having Bill and Frank kill themselves because of normal gay AIDS has nothing to do with the plot.
The game did those themes a lot better by presenting Bill and Frank as cautionary tale with the same message, and it didn't need shitty flashbacks and a fricking letter so they could tell the audience directly what the whole point of it was cause it thinks its audience is stupid, but judging by the praise it received they were completely right.
Story?
read a book Black person
>How did it advance the story?
Story?
see
OHH MY GAWD THE CRUST SEXO
why would anyone with an IQ above 85 watch this? I just can't imagine it. What do you get out of it?
What the frick
>Jordan Peterson in The Last of Us
Is he supposedly to look this uncomfortable? Like is the scene him coming out as a gay and getting his shit stirred the first time?
I think that's the plot of the episode, Ron Swanson is a survivalist who realizes he's gay when his calvin and hobbes pit trap catches a post-apocalyptic middle aged twink. Then they break up because Ron Swanson wants to hunker down and keep being a survivalist and the twink wants to...I don't know. He left for some reason, no idea why or where he thought he was going. There's probably some big emotional speech about being open to new experiences and living out loud or some other unsubtle metaphor. I didn't see the show, this is what I pieced together from playing the game and seeing shit about it on the internet. In the game the entire gay romance subplot is a single in-game note you find in the Ron Swanson character's house.
This legit looks like gay porn from the 80s or something
Imagine not only watching it (which is fine I guess) but thinking it's stunning and brave and needs awards
Never forget that Critical Drinker gushed over this episode (literally and figuratively).
scots are all about the crust after all
Stirring some of that crusty haggis
Story?
It spread the crustpill, most important gaygay sex of our lifetime. The Last of Crust, powerful for generations to crust.
it didnt, it if anything ruined the entire atmosphere and pacing of the show.
>guys the world is over!
>now watch these two gays live out a full bougie idyllic country life while everyone else works as slaves for the government
>why do they do that when the area outside the cities permits this kind of living? who knows, here’s a scene with joel in clean clothing because he actually just chooses to be a dirty bum
Was that in the games?
i played the games on release and i genuinely do not remember a single scene with these characters
Then why are they in the show and have a whole episode dedicated to them?
The story prepared the crust
It let any sane person know they could stop watching
The character will die of a urinary tract infection in the next season.
It must be really demanding to have gay sex, even more than when Leonardo Dicaprio ate some raw meat as a vegetarian
Did he actually win any awards?
they didnt actually have sex anon
I agree. Sodomy isn't sex. It's assault
>has gay sex
>makes a shit thread
heh
Remember when Nick Offerman got booked on The View with Cory Feldman, probably thinking it was a regular episode and he could just talk about Parcs and Rec for five minutes and go home, and then he had to just sit uncomfortably while Feldman talked about getting fricked in his ass by producers when he was a kid lol
corey feldman never actually gave us any names
why not?
hes staying available for further booty calls
Because they would kill anyone he cares about. Which is why Matt Perry was told he is going to be suicided, but according to the rules, he cant directly say what is happening, or his family dies also.
if you believe that Hollywood can kill people and their families with impunity then you need to touch grass.
corey doesnt give any names because it happened 30 years ago with all evidence gone and it would mean defamation cases for the rest of his life and paying lawyer armies he cant afford
>if you believe that hollywood can kill people and their families with impunity then you need to touch grass.
I'm a landscaper and I believe it. Now what?
What about Bruce Jenmer and Matthew Broderick?
Of course Nick Offerman had to sit uncomfortably, he had to hide his erection on live TV.
>Dick Offerman
>gets an offer for man dick (and takes it)
pottery…?!
>chuds malding
regardless this was nothing but a homosexual pander episode
You enjoy the smellz anon?
>anon
>died a virgin
>won no awards
Many such cases
>We need a crusty gay
>He is already here sir
groomer?
>we need an episode dedicated to us or we shoot the kids
Is this episode the one who has mindbroken chuds the most? Still seething one year later's gotta be an achievement
>Still seething one year later's gotta be an achievement
That’s nothing- these characters are canon, meaning they were in the original game that came out OVER A DECADE AGO. They’ve been seething for over ten years now. And going out of their way to make themselves mad too. They’ve known these characters were gay for years and years, but they still had to choose to sit down and watch this episode about them knowing full well it was all about gay people that makes them cry and throw temper tantrums.
>the LGBT cancel culture mob is forcing an agenda on us!!!!
Your pic applies to you more than to anybody else, moron.
>Is this episode the one who has
Brown (from melanin AND poop) hands typed this
do they not have showers or wipes in the apocalypse?
>do they not have showers or wipes in the apocalypse?
They literally have all of that. The second before that scene the show actually makes it a plot point to include dialogue where they discuss showering and getting cleaned up beforehand. This entire forced meme is based off stuff the obsessed schizos forcing it made up whole cloth
sodomy is filthy by nature, no amount of water can clean the crust from your inner rectum. you lgbt gays need to stop being so butthurt over a funny meme.
>performs humiliation ritual
>the tribe rewards him with with useless trinkets
Many such cases.
Bet you gooned a big one while typing this, didn't you Rajesh?
Did they really frick or did they just cuddle?
>Laugh at the current state of Hollywood awards
>point out how moronic it is
>apparently that means you're mad
I knew troons were mentally ill and did not live in reality, but man.
people's crust awards
can't make an omelette without breaking a few crusts
He's joined the upper crust of actors.
hollywood ritual
gay out and get rewarded
>has gay sex
>gets work
Enemas must be hard to find during a zombie apocalypse
It’s only because critics and elite Hollywood seeth at how conservatives liked Rob Swanson. So having actor have gay sex to them
is frick you to chuds
Objectively true. I'm sure they paid him well and massaged his ego about how he was doing "real art".
>he doesn't realize that offerman is eagleton ron irl
checked quads of truth
Also probably why he got the gig as the president in that Civil War movie that's coming out this year, also starring Pedro Pascal coincidentally.
>also starring Pedro Pascal coincidentally.
Of course. Why do they keep pushing him everywhere?
look at all of those homosexuals seething over your post. LMAO. You are never going to make me accept sodomy as a totally normal thing.
I am a gay man living in India. I've seen some crust. AMA except how many poos ive turned into loos.
is gay sex the new "plays a moron" when it comes to instant awards?
But it didn't show them have anal sex THOUGH
Never go full degenerate.
I'm ok with two clean shaven twinks going at it but two bearded, old dudes? No-one wants to see that. And don't remind me how nasty anal sex would be with swampass and no running water. I will not imagine the smell and frick you!
Why would anyone want getting their dick swimming in shit? Sounds like a good way to get an horrible infection.
Why would anyone imagine anal sex happens before preparation and cleaning out occurs? And why would they keep imagining it even after having it explained to them? Very curious. What's the word for that? Ah yes, pathological.
>If i clean the sewer is not a sewer anymore
The human body is not a sewer you malformed turbo-virgin
Excrement is waste. Separated from the rest of the body for a reason. Is not healthy to put your dick in it.
>Excrement is waste.
So is veganal discharge. That's why people wash before and after sex. Holy shit could you people be any more sexless lmao
Cope, crustlord.
lmao I rest my case
Get off the internet and have sex you malformed little freak
>have sex
you are a woman or a gay, either way frick off
Your dick will get necrosis and you will need diapers by your 30s. Good luck
>Scat-loving incel freak gets called out for being a scat-loving incel freak
>Immidiate multi-posting schizo virgin meltdown ensues
Many such cases.
I like to take a shit and then meticulously bleach the toilet so I can eat cereal out of it. It's just a thing I like. Don't say I'm gross or what I'm doing is wrong. I CLEANED THE TOILET THOROUGHLY.
how'd'ya think the monkeypox happened sonny
FRICK!
scoot that little piece of crust to the left with your dick. OH FRICK IM CUMMING
I love how much thought and detail you mind-broken coombrains put in these little scat fics of yours.
I thought the guy he caught was creepy as frick, can’t believe it became a romance
Is this episode only highly rated because it has gays in it? I just can’t get over how Frank just got into another dude’s home then seduced, kissed, and fricked him when he’s about to get kicked out. If one of them was a girl people would admit it felt creepy/exploitative as shit. Also while I like Bill’s actor I do not like Frank’s actor at all, the way he delivered his lines felt so forced and corny.
Frank gave off a creepy, manipulative predator vibe
When epic reddit beard and bacon man took the pozzed load up his ass I stood up and started screaming!
>GET OUT OF THE WAY
KWAB
>846 comments on a video from 5h ago
tlou2 sucks and Neil is a mediocre writer, but the obession incels have with him is fricking insane, just like this shit forced meme
>The guy who actually fricks turds from the ass of other dudes tries to lecture everyone on mental health
Cue me in on this "crust" thing? Is it a metaphor?
yes the crust around the anus symbolizes the accumulated disgusting childhood trauma and abuse that corrupts homosexuals to their lifestyle, but at the same time sexually arouses them with its depravity
>if you make fun of gay ass sex that means youre an incel
>awards
>for a zombie tv show thats an adaptation of a videogame
LOL
homosexual here.
Gay sex isn't like this irl.
It's pretty rare to get shit on your dick from gay sex.
You only think they do because your butthole is unclean as hell.
crust the experts
Do you like to smell the anus? Like you smell it, then you finger the turd inside it. Poop man.
It doesn't smell like shit at all though, like literally ever. The majority of gays are turned off by shit. If you don't clean yourself out prior to gay buttsex you're seen as nasty af
>The majority of gays are turned off by shit.
The majority of people are turned off by shit. The stinking little pubescent Hindu gaggle itt is just a notable and disgusting exception. It's a third worlder thing.
you'll need diapers for your prolapsed butthole by the time you're 40 sodomite
I wear diapers anyway as a sexual fetish LOL
>imagine taking dick up your ass and sticking your penis into anothers man shitter everyday and thinking yourself normal
I don't imagine it, I live it. 🙂
From a very very early age too I am sure.
homosexual
shut the frick up, no real man treats you as his equal, imagine taking dick up your ass and sticking your penis into anothers man shitter everyday and thinking yourself normal. You are a lesser being
He's just jealous and angry his crust is too lubed, give him a couple days to digest the crustpill
>imagine taking dick up your ass and sticking your penis into anothers man shitter everyday and thinking yourself normal.
I'm sure you imagine it every day in vivid detail, shitskin freak.
crusty af
So, ergo, in the post-apocalypse the majority of gay sex would smell like shit?
Not if you let the crust settle in the sun
Like a raisin?
Yes that what makes the crust drilling more impactful
>It's pretty rare to get shit on your dick from sticking it into a shithole
U wot?
moron
>meme on life support after less than a week
pathetic
seething crusty homosexual
King of crust
King of gay sex
Will Ron Crust Swanson be back for season 2 to prolapse Joel's anus before the golfing incident. I hope they add at least triple the amount of graphic homosexual sex
The crust must harden
This thread is full of zoomers. Like this is a new thing. Tom Hanks wins his first Oscar playing AIDs ridden homosexual in Philadelphia. Wins his second Oscar playing a moron
He won the gay sex award given by people who want to market gay sex to the masses. The thing they can't communicate and don't want to communicate to the audience is the smell of shit that comes wafting up from under the sheets. Shit stink is an important part of gay sex. It's what arouses homosexuals
got a 4 day crust building. hopefully it doesn't fall off like last time.
just don't scratch the itch, use your 50 year old bear neighbor's cum to soothe the crust until you're ready for crust bustin
i heard there's a big underground market for dingleberrys in turkey, the rounder and smoother dingleberry the more you'll get for it
The irony of forced memes like this is that when the shoe is on the other foot, and the people you're making fun of push ""an agenda in media"" which you personally find offensive, everybody is justified in laughing at you and telling you to shut the frick about it. There are 10-1 hetersexual to gay movie ratio out there; in other words the VAST MAJORITY of movies and TV shows are focused on heteronormative relationships and interactions, where LGBT interactions are portrayed as a novelty. That's the whole reason why there is a "movement of acceptance" that you morons keep crying about, and continue providing justification for lmao.
>why do they force their agenda of acceptance on us? All we do is discriminate against them and use them as the punchline in all our memes and jokes.
Outrage culture drones cannot be reasoned with
This. Get ready for half a dozen more replies from the same 3 people about how this meme is totally organic and not forced, meanwhile everyone can see the reply to poster ratio shows how clearly forced this is
You're so crusty your farts blot out the sun
>heteronormative relationships
shut the frick up you disgusting freak
tl:dr I'm a huge homosexual who enjoys homosexualsex
what are you talking about, every tv show is pandering to your kind
crusty ass b***h
That's not true. Television and film is filled to the brim with gay stuff and it's not because it's something the audience wants. It's because the people who control the production of television and film have an agenda and preferentially hire homosexual writers and directors and fund gay project. It's called the Lavender Mafia.
The actual underserved fantasy market is mommydom.
stop trying to appropriate what normal people do. homosexuals don't have relationships.
it's also not good for a civilization to bring to prominence every aberrant, unhealthy behavior and attempt to normalize it. homosexuals don't live happy or healthy lives. We don't need to hold their behaviors up as something worth aspiring to. For the good of the majority, for the good of the civilization, you must be put back in the closet.
>homosexuals don't have relationships.
Lesbians do. Although it was notable that the lesbian relationship in this got cut down to around one day, I suppose because otherwise they'd have gotten to the domestic violence part.
we just think its kind of weird you eat worm laden feces and lube yourself with diahrrhea
Looks like the crust has gone to your brain
crust fund band
do homosexual redditors really think they can change the culture here? lol
lmao even
without heavy moderation an anonymous public forum will always be right wing
So 3x representation? gays are 3%. Also, even your monogamous crustbuster couples are incredibly promiscuous. If I was a gay i'd be outraged that my lifestyle and culture is never represented in media, and instead it's always some construct a sheltered white woman with good intentions came up with. Always mild mannered, middle aged, effemite homos in pastel clothing speaking in cartoon voices berating everyone else in the suburbs.
Worse than nog representation. When was the last time a black character couldn't communicate with another despite 30% of the convo being "know what im sayin". Where are the culturally black characters?
Yeah, you just come off as having anger issues. Calm it down before you shoot up a school.
I just find the word "crust" amusing
recommend me some good crustacean food, im itching for some
AH AH OOOOOH I'M CROOOOOOOOOSTING
finally a character that your dad can partially relate to
>checked dad's internet history because I'm a PoS
>troony porn vids in history
Some porn trannies can pass, right?!
unironically happened to me, soul crushing
crust awards
gay homosexuals are powerful
queer love is real love
rainbow flag over everything
trans woman are women
hetorosexualism is terrorism
Then call me Osama Bin Laden bro
what do you even do with this much crust
you lick it maybe even add a bit of salt to it
the crust rises
the crustza, hope it's filled with cheese though
In modern hollyweird it really is just that easy
If the episode was a hetero couple, people would be saying it would be creepy as frick but because it is gay, it is okay. Why?
Quite unfair. OP never received an award.
I carry pizza crusts everywhere just in case I run into him so I can pelt him, he jumps me, and I sue. I don't even live in LA.
>Brainwashes millions of kids to join the circus
>israeli handlers shower him with sheckles
the crested crust
Nothing more manly and conservative than taking a hot load up your bottom.
post your crustiest recipes
do not be afraid to go too crusty
sorry but those cinnamon rolls aren't crusty enough
I need some crusty brown sugar
Hehehe, yeah, "cinnamon"
Do they actually mention ass crust in that scene
Their beards started off white
at length for about 3 minutes straight, I think the one guy refers to his crust as "flaky"
>Oh, frick... that's crusty...
>>Unf... the tip of your wiener is digging into the turd sitting in my rectum
>Oh frick yeah... crust on my shaft, gooey turd on my tip...
>>You're really mashing my feces around in there
This but with Ellie.
"Crust" fills me with disgust
>Awww frick yeah gimme some of that deep stuffed crust
>Awwwww frick yeah you took an enema to clear out your shitty butthole and now you want me to drink it?
>FUUUCK YEH babe gimme that shitty corn wienertail
>I'm eating your crusty butthole while drinking your poop soup
>This is true love fuccccckkkk bro gonna pack that shit so hard into your rectum you poop out of your nose fugggg sweetie that's it
Dude seriously if I had a gf who was into that I'd be the happiest man alive.
Women aren't capable of producing crust on a large enough scale to satisfy.
>frick yeah I feel like I filled my underpants with beach sand my crusties are grounded to a fine pungent powder with several hardened kitty litter clumps
>clumped crust
uhhh
>browsing Cinemaphile catolog
: /
>see crustposting thread
: )
fricking homophobes make me sick. gay sex is beautiful
This. I've stuffed so many crusts they call me Dominoes and I can say with confidence there is nothing more pure and beautiful in this world that devouring another man's anus with my rod and ramming his shit back into his intestines.
and smells like roses, from india
Can someone please explain the crust thing to me? I don't get it.
think shit encrusted buttholes
Yeah, the thing is even though on the show they make a point of showing and having lines of dialogue where they explain they're bathing and have good hygiene 4 virgins from discord decided to spam this forced meme that ignores all that because they have a weird fetish.
homosexual detected
LMAO YOU ARE IN EVERY THREAD CRUSTY
Why do you feel the need to rationalize men sticking their dicks on the shit pipe of other men
>our crusties are very hygienic sir
kids who have never had sex fishing for attention by saying "ewww sex is gross!!!" to be fair to them it can be pretty gross. i fricked a girl in college and thought i was pro because she was so wet. i woke up the next to a goddamn murder scene with my penis as the murder weapon. blood everywhere. dried blood caked on my stomach, wiener and legs. it was pitch black when we were fricking and i didnt realize she was on her period. i guess they have a point, sex can be gross.
My favorite part was when he went up to get the award he flicked some crust at the crowd
jesus christ you people need to go outside. anti-crust and anti-gays or whatever the frick side youre all on. dont even go see other people, just step outside into the cold night air and contemplate the fact you exist beyond the screen for a moment. im out
>go outside
sounds gay
>le both sides are gay
Yet you still came in here
>be OP
>has gay sex