It's only happened once or twice. I know my friends and their personalities. It would be my fault if I invited one of my ditzy ADHD friends over to watch some slow, abstract, Hungarian film and she didn't get invested in it - not hers.
Same. In fact every birthday/general movie party I have I spend a ton of time thinking ahead of time based on who will be there on which movie I should show if we decide to watch a movie. I am actually thinking of just making a spreadsheet including everyone I know and their tastes.
I've always found people that have to look over at you constantly to see your reactions/if your reacting to be obnoxious as frick
I used to do this as a kid, then forced myself to stop as I got older realizing how annoying it is.
No, I know not to watch movies I like expecting other people to act a certain way and I know that nobody actually watches movies that people recommend to them. Keep it to yourself.
Maybe you have chiller friends. I once watched a war movie with my cold war vet dad and my socialist brother. The shouting might have been entertaining if it wasn't for that it drowned out the cool movie.
>cold war vet
Do you think we're stupid or something? The Cold War wasn't an armed conflict. You can't be a veteran of the Cold War because there was no actual war to serve in. Calling someone a "cold war vet" is trying to make "He sat on the couch for 40 years" sound like some noble, heroic thing.
This place has been a reddit colony since 2016 and you're part of it. Also, IQ is a pseudoscience so you've already got a bad track record for posting "truth."
>IQ is a pseudoscience
Since you've no idea what you're talking about, here's a quick explanation:
You put a bunch of people in a room.
You take a test that requires no prior knowledge (knowing math formulas, knowing how planes work or whatever), just logic
You give everybody the exact same copy of that test.
You give everybody the same time to complete it.
Some people are going to complete it faster and with more correct answers.
Oh, I forgot the last step: adjust the results for age.
A 50 year old getting almost all correct answers is not as significant as a 10 year old doing the same.
I don't "show people" movies. The last time I did that, I said "Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?" to the cute girl at work and she had no idea what I was referencing. I wanted to kill myself.
To be fair to her, that is an actual band so she could have easily mistaken it for a question about if she liked the band, and not a reference to American Psycho.
Most people forget about the things that happen in movies by the next day. I've learned that if you want to comment on something that happened in the movie, the time is either during or immediately after. Otherwise it's too late.
No, I hate movies. I still watch them sometimes but i've never shared a piece of media outside a fun video game with someone. Most media is fricking garbage.
>talk about movies with girl >she wants to see Blade Runner after i told her how much it shaped my 13 yr old brain >it's the director's cut >it ends >"nothing happened"
fair
Is it really so hard to admit you were wrong? It's been three years and you still keep insisting we're going to die any day now. Just admit you're an idiot, it's not as if you're telling us something we don't already know.
It's a shame there's still another year before your guy gets trounced again, I'd love to see your meltdown. But you probably won't be here anymore, sadly.
No, I know not to watch movies I like expecting other people to act a certain way and I know that nobody actually watches movies that people recommend to them. Keep it to yourself.
Heh heh. You were gonna try something else but you didn't like what you found, huh? How'd he do that, I bet you're wondering. If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.
>Has it been happening to you?
No, the only person who wants to watch movies with me is my girlfriend and I tell her I don't want to spend time with her every time she asks. I got really drunk and told her I don't love her tonight.
watched castaway on the moon (korean castaway but not on an empty island but an island in the middle of the city) with my gf, and then came the scene were "wilson" floated away and she just started laughing while i was holding back tears
Corporations have it down to an art to keep women, manchildren and non-whites engaged endlessly.
The discerning white man is a harder quadrant to nail down, hence the mainstream contempt for them.
Pfft. Not exactly hard to nail down. Andrew Tate, Joe Rogan. All I have to do is imitate one of those dipshits and people like you will throw money at me. But here's the thing: You aren't worth my time.
>willfully spreading israeli filth to others
Movies, like videogames, alcoholism, drug addiction, and gooning are things to be ashamed of and keep to a manageable level. They are not things you should be participating in with others and normalizing.
The only acceptable social activities are collaborative engineering or design projects, religious/philosophical discussion, hunting, and experimental sports
He said while posting on a film board. Somehow I get the feeling you don't spend a whole lot of time working on "collaborative engineering or design projects."
Spending over a decade on this site has solidified for me that there are no israeli conspiracies. Just a bunch of obnoxiously racist people that are incapable of shutting the frick up. I actually understand why they spend so much time here, they've probably pushed away all their family and friends with their bullshit and this is one of the few sites on the internet where no matter how absolutely idiotic the things you are saying are, no one can make you shut up. Everyone must coexist in mutual anger. And that's fair enough, I suppose. It means that nobody can shut me up either when I show up to smack them down with a harsh dose of reality.
It was my black freinds birthday and I invited him and a bunch of people over and I put on Buck Breaking as a joke. He got all angry and said he never wants to be buck broken. Fast forward 2 years and hes out as a gay and has a white boyfreind lmao buck status broken
everyone in my family and friends circle are hardcore stock-model-off-the-shelf normalgays. if it isn't current events or top 100 movies/music/games/food/anything they completely tune out and/or play with their phones. i stopped suggesting things i liked over a decade ago and started suggesting stuff the other person would like but presented as if it was my idea.. it works as social lubricant or whatever but i've never once in my life had a (genuine) sharing experience with anyone.
One time I was trying to watch Dragon Ball Z on TV and Goku kept Vegeta's name because it was the episode where he was trying to convince him to fuse so they could beat Majin Buu, and my mother thought his name was vegana.
>show Watership Down to parents >ending scene where Hazel dies >"haha they animated the ear flopping down hahaha man these guys are funny"
wanted to die right there
Sure, quite often - but I don't want my frens to have my exact taste. I'm just happy the few times I can show them smth they enjoy, too.
Absolutely annoying them for two hours where I was perfectly entertained and laughing about the shit they give me for putting them through it is its own kind of fun.
it actually makes me feel better about myself when they do this
it shows how smart I am compared to them
it's why I like watching female reaction channels
Cinemaphile should have a streaming channel that shows movies 24/7 non-stop and has a chat window
I have about 50tb of kinos that should be enough to run in a lopp but I don't know how to stream it
My Transylvanian roommate has never seen a lot of stuff. She reacts to some things, but mostly asks dumb questions during the middle of the show, or falls asleep. We watched the first episode of Game of Thrones last night. She liked it.
That one reactor channel with the asian homosexual and his white girlfriend makes me want to rip my eyes out.
Sssniperwolf?
people?
Sry ;_;
It's only happened once or twice. I know my friends and their personalities. It would be my fault if I invited one of my ditzy ADHD friends over to watch some slow, abstract, Hungarian film and she didn't get invested in it - not hers.
I showed my adhd Marvel-loving roommate Funny Games and Force Majeure.
She quit trying to interact with me, which was a definite plus.
What are those?
Same. In fact every birthday/general movie party I have I spend a ton of time thinking ahead of time based on who will be there on which movie I should show if we decide to watch a movie. I am actually thinking of just making a spreadsheet including everyone I know and their tastes.
I used to do this as a kid, then forced myself to stop as I got older realizing how annoying it is.
Maybe you have chiller friends. I once watched a war movie with my cold war vet dad and my socialist brother. The shouting might have been entertaining if it wasn't for that it drowned out the cool movie.
>cold war vet
Do you think we're stupid or something? The Cold War wasn't an armed conflict. You can't be a veteran of the Cold War because there was no actual war to serve in. Calling someone a "cold war vet" is trying to make "He sat on the couch for 40 years" sound like some noble, heroic thing.
What about the CIA?
based on this post you sound like a gay who LARPs as an autist and has a gay family
>friends
>she
shiggy
>ditzy ADHD friends
You can say low IQ, we're not on reddit here where you have to use made up crap because the truth gets people "offended"
This place has been a reddit colony since 2016 and you're part of it. Also, IQ is a pseudoscience so you've already got a bad track record for posting "truth."
>IQ is a pseudoscience
Completely wrong, midwit.
>IQ is a pseudoscience
Since you've no idea what you're talking about, here's a quick explanation:
You put a bunch of people in a room.
You take a test that requires no prior knowledge (knowing math formulas, knowing how planes work or whatever), just logic
You give everybody the exact same copy of that test.
You give everybody the same time to complete it.
Some people are going to complete it faster and with more correct answers.
Those people are smarter.
Oh, I forgot the last step: adjust the results for age.
A 50 year old getting almost all correct answers is not as significant as a 10 year old doing the same.
No because I realized this stuff is entirely subjective and don't expect other people to feel like I do
>Friend shows me trailer to film
>Looks at me for my reaction everytime during a funny/cool shot
>Pretend to be amused so he doesn't get upset
I've always found people that have to look over at you constantly to see your reactions/if your reacting to be obnoxious as frick
I don't "show people" movies. The last time I did that, I said "Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?" to the cute girl at work and she had no idea what I was referencing. I wanted to kill myself.
To be fair to her, that is an actual band so she could have easily mistaken it for a question about if she liked the band, and not a reference to American Psycho.
>The last time I did that
So... you had watched it with her? And she forgot about the scene?
Most people forget about the things that happen in movies by the next day. I've learned that if you want to comment on something that happened in the movie, the time is either during or immediately after. Otherwise it's too late.
You should be glad she didn't get the reference or she probably would have called HR.
i don't show anyone anything anymore because nobody ever likes what i like
>showing stuff to '''people''
Me and anyone I show og bladerunner too
Exact same thing happened when I tried showing my friend years ago "omg it sounds like porn music" "this doesn't seem cyberpunk at all"
It kinda does.
no because I have good taste in film
>convince my gf to watch top gun with me
>she starts crying when goose dies
You know people on this board actually think Maverick is better? Cinemaphile has horrendous taste.
Yes
No, I hate movies. I still watch them sometimes but i've never shared a piece of media outside a fun video game with someone. Most media is fricking garbage.
No I don't know anyone other than my family and i live in a different country now so only see them once a year or two
I've learned that some people just can't watch movies and they never will. nothing you do can change that. stop involving them.
No, as I watch and enjoy movies and tv by myself.
>talk about movies with girl
>she wants to see Blade Runner after i told her how much it shaped my 13 yr old brain
>it's the director's cut
>it ends
>"nothing happened"
fair
How would the theatrical cut be any better in this regard? All it has is dumb narration that has to spell everything out for you.
It does tend to reflect the mind of the observer
Is it really so hard to admit you were wrong? It's been three years and you still keep insisting we're going to die any day now. Just admit you're an idiot, it's not as if you're telling us something we don't already know.
I'm sure all those people suddenly dying of heart attacks after getting giga vaxmaxxed was just a cohenincidence
no, 1. I know my friends tastes pretty well and know what to avoid when showing them movies. 2. im not friends with zoomers with no attention spans.
I literally stopped recommending movies to anyone, because everyone i know just watches netflix.
It's a shame there's still another year before your guy gets trounced again, I'd love to see your meltdown. But you probably won't be here anymore, sadly.
No, I know not to watch movies I like expecting other people to act a certain way and I know that nobody actually watches movies that people recommend to them. Keep it to yourself.
I've given up on showing anyone movies. The phone has taken hold of the world. People can't not look away for 5 minutes.
>reposting this same fricking thread with the same fricking image week in week out
Heh heh. You were gonna try something else but you didn't like what you found, huh? How'd he do that, I bet you're wondering. If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.
>Has it been happening to you?
No, the only person who wants to watch movies with me is my girlfriend and I tell her I don't want to spend time with her every time she asks. I got really drunk and told her I don't love her tonight.
I hate Black folk! lol!
big deal homosexual so does the rest of the world
watched castaway on the moon (korean castaway but not on an empty island but an island in the middle of the city) with my gf, and then came the scene were "wilson" floated away and she just started laughing while i was holding back tears
>trying to watch kino with mouthbreathing normies
Frick is wrong with you?
>gf falls asleep during my kinos at like 8pm
>watches Netflix dramas about gay british children until like 1am
Can someone explain this?
Corporations have it down to an art to keep women, manchildren and non-whites engaged endlessly.
The discerning white man is a harder quadrant to nail down, hence the mainstream contempt for them.
Pfft. Not exactly hard to nail down. Andrew Tate, Joe Rogan. All I have to do is imitate one of those dipshits and people like you will throw money at me. But here's the thing: You aren't worth my time.
>this post
I can tell you don't even have at minimum a bachelor's in a stem field and probably do a trade for a living.
>watch movie/show gf likes, wants to see
>doesnt pay attention
women are aliens
i made my mom and normie brother go with me to watch The Lighthouse and it was very awkward to say the least
No. But stream your fav movie and i'll watch it with you. As long as I dont have to sign in to a site etc.
I forced my "friend" to listen to an old episode of coast to coast with art bell one night on a road trip
He was on his phone the whole time
>willfully spreading israeli filth to others
Movies, like videogames, alcoholism, drug addiction, and gooning are things to be ashamed of and keep to a manageable level. They are not things you should be participating in with others and normalizing.
The only acceptable social activities are collaborative engineering or design projects, religious/philosophical discussion, hunting, and experimental sports
He said while posting on a film board. Somehow I get the feeling you don't spend a whole lot of time working on "collaborative engineering or design projects."
Ideological engineering counts and Cinemaphile is our laboratory
Spending over a decade on this site has solidified for me that there are no israeli conspiracies. Just a bunch of obnoxiously racist people that are incapable of shutting the frick up. I actually understand why they spend so much time here, they've probably pushed away all their family and friends with their bullshit and this is one of the few sites on the internet where no matter how absolutely idiotic the things you are saying are, no one can make you shut up. Everyone must coexist in mutual anger. And that's fair enough, I suppose. It means that nobody can shut me up either when I show up to smack them down with a harsh dose of reality.
Even normies hate israelites now.
No they don't. Your first mistake was thinking you're normal
Can you put aside how you are israeli for even 3 seconds and admit that israelites ruin everything
It was my black freinds birthday and I invited him and a bunch of people over and I put on Buck Breaking as a joke. He got all angry and said he never wants to be buck broken. Fast forward 2 years and hes out as a gay and has a white boyfreind lmao buck status broken
everyone in my family and friends circle are hardcore stock-model-off-the-shelf normalgays. if it isn't current events or top 100 movies/music/games/food/anything they completely tune out and/or play with their phones. i stopped suggesting things i liked over a decade ago and started suggesting stuff the other person would like but presented as if it was my idea.. it works as social lubricant or whatever but i've never once in my life had a (genuine) sharing experience with anyone.
Frick this spam thread
Frick you instead
>watch mysterious skins with my friends
>they can't make it through it
i showed my mom and sister anime and i felt like they betrayed me when they didnt like it. I never showed them anything again. Frick them.
One time I was trying to watch Dragon Ball Z on TV and Goku kept Vegeta's name because it was the episode where he was trying to convince him to fuse so they could beat Majin Buu, and my mother thought his name was vegana.
I showed my brother Kaiji and he hated it. but he only likes isekai.
>show Watership Down to parents
>ending scene where Hazel dies
>"haha they animated the ear flopping down hahaha man these guys are funny"
wanted to die right there
I don't guilt trip people into watching movies with me, so no.
Sure, quite often - but I don't want my frens to have my exact taste. I'm just happy the few times I can show them smth they enjoy, too.
Absolutely annoying them for two hours where I was perfectly entertained and laughing about the shit they give me for putting them through it is its own kind of fun.
it actually makes me feel better about myself when they do this
it shows how smart I am compared to them
it's why I like watching female reaction channels
Where do you people find others to show things to?
they don't
they pay reactors to pretend to watch a movie for the first time and pretend they're watching a movie with a friend
Do people really watch movies if you pay them? I might invest in this to get more people to see overlooked gems such as Equilibrium.
Cinemaphile should have a streaming channel that shows movies 24/7 non-stop and has a chat window
I have about 50tb of kinos that should be enough to run in a lopp but I don't know how to stream it
Most people just use Cytube.
My Transylvanian roommate has never seen a lot of stuff. She reacts to some things, but mostly asks dumb questions during the middle of the show, or falls asleep. We watched the first episode of Game of Thrones last night. She liked it.