He gets a chance to undo one of the biggest frickups of his life (looking for a fight with some aliens and getting stabbed in the heart), then he gets fast-forwarded to the present where's a loser nobody suddenly and it turns out that event was vital for him developing into the kind of person he ended up being.
Didn't Charles say the skit was about "not letting the bastards wear you down"? It's got nothing to do with wasting your 20s or whatever zoomer males on Cinemaphile are obsessed with.
They are in the context of the sketch. In the first version, the main character did exactly what he should and stoicly endured the attacks against him and it's meant to inspirational. In the second version, it's a cautionary tale and Charls' character is at fault for letting his life slip away.
If you think your life is anything like being incarcerated for 20 years, you're a dumb frick. Learn to appreciate what you have. You can afford to eat good at least once in a while? You can sleep in a nice bed every night? You've got a roof over your head? You're doing okay. There are frickers all over the earth who would kill to have your lot in life.
>molested >molested >dad tried to drown me at the beach >molested >made untoward drunken sexual advances on a close female friend who insisted I just needed alcohol to cheer up my life and introduced me to vodka >become alcoholic >lose all friends because of out of control behaviour >addicted to weed >parents hate stoners so they call the cops and say I physically assaulted my mother to give me a wake up call, also say that I would obviously lie about my whereabouts on the occasion and doctor "proof", being that my mother cried to the judge about how l hit her, which never happened at all >lose new friends because too stoned and emotionally unregulated >psychedelics >lose mind out of guilt and grief over my own behaviour and attitude >more psychedelics >completely sober and semistable relationship now, work out every day and going into stem
your world view is dumb and gay, some people have lives so fricked up you couldn't imagine dude
I hope you get past all that, but ultimately no one can save you except yourself. And the best place to start is to be grateful for your life, no matter how hard it's been
>duuude I got molested and then I got high, so fricked up dude, you can't even imagine
lil bro thinks he is the only one who got molested or abused in society
I don't really get this one either but the kidnapping one is supposed to be mark zuckerberg and they are saying look up mark zuckerberg sweat ( hes wearing a hoody and is sweating but there is all this weird shit on the inside during an interview) They are just saying kill the weird rich billionaire nerds that are controlling the way people act think and see information.
because you are no longer a human being, created by nature to live free but instead cucked sitting in a cubicle being some idiot's supply for poorly written emails about how many other people wrote emails that day
I think we were running for our lives half the day, probably feeding our loved ones the other half
The feeding process has now become somebody else's business
i.e. >hunt >gather > eat
versus >work work work work work work work work work > receive Currency for work> exchange currency for goods
regardless of what you prefer it's against our nature.
When I flew out of somebody's cooch it wasn't on the promise that I get some idiot coffee 3 times a day in 25 years from then until forever in order to not die
Using a computer is also not in our nature. This argument is bunk. The opportunity to work for a wage, work your way through a company and acquire decent wealth is far better than starving or getting bludgeoned to death because Chad Grog is having a bad day
I don't want to or have to use a computer at all
that is your goal in this
I'm happy out in nature, and used to live on farmland
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You don’t have to work either, you can be homeless and be fed and clothed entirely by charity and the state. Then you can do whatever you want all day. Freedom
yes, that's literally how hunter gatherers and their closest modern equivalents lived. Spending most of their time chilling with their bros and then occasionally going out hunting with their bros.
I have the exact same opinion of theose unfortunate enough to throw their life away doing hard labour or staring at spreadsheets in the service of israelites.
This. To live for yourself, even if it's morbid self attention, is inherently more dignified than being another cog in the machine. That post reeks of someone who's completely lobotomized himself in order to accept his situation.
No, I'm going to turn my life around any second now. It's coming, I can feel it.
Not me, not never.
10 years, 40 years, 200 years...how about i'm doin' none of em?
>3 days
>30 days
>does not expire
>how bout I'm doing none of em?
hmm? bye.
You rolled a 5 and a 1.
snake eyes
I scream into my mattress every night. Sometimes John Maus in a tuxedo appears for some reason.
WE HIT THE BIG TIME
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
I'M SUCH A MANIAC, YOU'RE SUCH A MANIAC
WE'RE FRICKIN MANIACS OOOOOH
RAIN CAME DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN
I don't think so but it definitely happened to Sam at some point
Maybe Charls is secretly fighting back against Sam behind the scenes. Peak schizo vs peak psycho.
You're going to jail
No, but pic related has happened to me
What happens in this one again? Is it the one where he gets to do his life over but he decides on the cowardly way every time?
He gets a chance to undo one of the biggest frickups of his life (looking for a fight with some aliens and getting stabbed in the heart), then he gets fast-forwarded to the present where's a loser nobody suddenly and it turns out that event was vital for him developing into the kind of person he ended up being.
What, getting stabbed in the heart was vital to his life development?
Yeah because after his near death experience he started taking life by the horns instead of developing into a meek yes-man
>anything else? that's a dime
Yes. Fricking zoomers.
I wish I was dead
hashtag me too
Were*
Snake eyes
Yes. Life is a shitty scripted movie
hey moon is such a cool song. not sure why some people prefer the cop killer version
Classic instance of producers knowing when to pull creators back a bit.
Oh yeah. It's happened to us all, wether you know it or not.
Didn't Charles say the skit was about "not letting the bastards wear you down"? It's got nothing to do with wasting your 20s or whatever zoomer males on Cinemaphile are obsessed with.
Death of the author
charleschad is a schizophrenic optimist
samcel is a nihilistic pessimist
Those aren't mutually exclusive
They are in the context of the sketch. In the first version, the main character did exactly what he should and stoicly endured the attacks against him and it's meant to inspirational. In the second version, it's a cautionary tale and Charls' character is at fault for letting his life slip away.
Charls is a moron
What getting fricked from every angle and just go yip cool?
If you think your life is anything like being incarcerated for 20 years, you're a dumb frick. Learn to appreciate what you have. You can afford to eat good at least once in a while? You can sleep in a nice bed every night? You've got a roof over your head? You're doing okay. There are frickers all over the earth who would kill to have your lot in life.
reddit tier view of life
>just be happy with your slop goy
>molested
>molested
>dad tried to drown me at the beach
>molested
>made untoward drunken sexual advances on a close female friend who insisted I just needed alcohol to cheer up my life and introduced me to vodka
>become alcoholic
>lose all friends because of out of control behaviour
>addicted to weed
>parents hate stoners so they call the cops and say I physically assaulted my mother to give me a wake up call, also say that I would obviously lie about my whereabouts on the occasion and doctor "proof", being that my mother cried to the judge about how l hit her, which never happened at all
>lose new friends because too stoned and emotionally unregulated
>psychedelics
>lose mind out of guilt and grief over my own behaviour and attitude
>more psychedelics
>completely sober and semistable relationship now, work out every day and going into stem
your world view is dumb and gay, some people have lives so fricked up you couldn't imagine dude
>got molested, got high
is this the life story you want to ride out with? fricking creeo
I hope you get past all that, but ultimately no one can save you except yourself. And the best place to start is to be grateful for your life, no matter how hard it's been
>duuude I got molested and then I got high, so fricked up dude, you can't even imagine
lil bro thinks he is the only one who got molested or abused in society
Just hit rock bottom. Crawling out of it currently. Tons of shit to do, but I actually want to do it now
Yeah I attempted suicide when my life was better than it is now. It's the worst it's ever been and yet I move forward more than I used to. It's odd.
I didnt get this. Or the one where they kidnap the guy and he explodes
I don't really get this one either but the kidnapping one is supposed to be mark zuckerberg and they are saying look up mark zuckerberg sweat ( hes wearing a hoody and is sweating but there is all this weird shit on the inside during an interview) They are just saying kill the weird rich billionaire nerds that are controlling the way people act think and see information.
Why do people equate working a 9 to 5 to death?
because you are no longer a human being, created by nature to live free but instead cucked sitting in a cubicle being some idiot's supply for poorly written emails about how many other people wrote emails that day
You think in the land before jobs, people were laying around and shitposting on rockchan all day?
I think we were running for our lives half the day, probably feeding our loved ones the other half
The feeding process has now become somebody else's business
i.e.
>hunt >gather > eat
versus
>work work work work work work work work work > receive Currency for work> exchange currency for goods
regardless of what you prefer it's against our nature.
When I flew out of somebody's cooch it wasn't on the promise that I get some idiot coffee 3 times a day in 25 years from then until forever in order to not die
Using a computer is also not in our nature. This argument is bunk. The opportunity to work for a wage, work your way through a company and acquire decent wealth is far better than starving or getting bludgeoned to death because Chad Grog is having a bad day
I don't want to or have to use a computer at all
that is your goal in this
I'm happy out in nature, and used to live on farmland
You don’t have to work either, you can be homeless and be fed and clothed entirely by charity and the state. Then you can do whatever you want all day. Freedom
>the opportunity to work for a wage
So sayeth the bugman.
yes, that's literally how hunter gatherers and their closest modern equivalents lived. Spending most of their time chilling with their bros and then occasionally going out hunting with their bros.
yeah just beg to suck off troony hookers you find on okcupid instead, that's real freedom, thanks Fred
not yet but im getting there
I don’t really consider NEETs to be men. Something between a boy and a woman. Lazy, unmotivated, cared for.
I have the exact same opinion of theose unfortunate enough to throw their life away doing hard labour or staring at spreadsheets in the service of israelites.
This. To live for yourself, even if it's morbid self attention, is inherently more dignified than being another cog in the machine. That post reeks of someone who's completely lobotomized himself in order to accept his situation.
Whenever I see this image I think its our benevolent former treasurer Josh
Waaat's the prrroooblem oooffiiceerrrr
Idk