How do guys like Wilson Fisk, Gus Fring, and Shot Caller get to where they are? Is it college classes (or a podcast, like you said) or is it just something you are born with? Asking for a friend.
There's only one podcast that captures the soul of shot calling.
But it isn't a guide, you have to figure out your own shots be real and burn local as your own journey. We're just here for the ride.
what's the burn local meme? i looked it up and apparently it's a hot sauce thing or some shit
im a Cinemaphile tourist mostly but bored in the winter so been coming here for movie ideas, im mostly a /k/ and Cinemaphile gay
How could this toad have prevented his buttcheeks from getting clapped? He got ambushed in the night by 6 profesional booty clapping toads, they didn't even let him make a noise.
How could this toad have prevented his buttcheeks from getting clapped? He got ambushed in the night by 6 profesional booty clapping toads, they didn't even let him make a noise.
If he hadn't cried when he came in, he'd have been okay.
I don't even remember him crying, just looking scared.
he was presenting as weak and I think by his body movements he was either really meek or gay.
Why doesnt the rapee ever try to fight back, bite a dick, etc. Id get up and start throwing punches until they killed me, I couldnt live after being raped
Five guys were holding him down and got him while he was asleep. He had no chance. If you're caught by surprise like that in a lying down position by five grown men there's nothing you can do, it's too much weight and leverage.
Best thing you could do is get jacked before you have to go to prison so you don't look like as easy a target, train something for fighting, show zero weakness once in like he did, and stay alert in the open dorm. Money was a light sleeper and woke up as soon as the guard left which would've given him a chance to stand up at least if he saw them coming for him.
Wdym after that anon, they were holding him down the entire time. Do an experiment and have five of your nig friends hold you down on a bunk and take turns mime raping you. There won't be shit you can do
I mean just antagonize them after the rape jfc anon
5 months ago
Anonymous
Lmfao, why tho?
5 months ago
Anonymous
So you dont look as weak and maybe dont get rapped again
5 months ago
Anonymous
>shot caller starts raping faster than M&Ms
5 months ago
Anonymous
once you've had your boothole blown out in prison, everyone in there knows it and you cant get your manhood back, even if you kill the guys that did it, you're forever a b***h
Just have five of your white friends wear blackface and do it then. This'll work in a pinch although for this exercise Black person friends are preferable.
these threads used to be funny, now everyone just quotes the movie with phrases that don't even apply to what they're replying to. It will be the most popular meme on reddit in a week's time. I'm green lighting all of you.
>what does "validated" mean?
basically an official status on your penal record indicating you're part of a organized gang. gets you extra penalties and juice I think
Inked means tattooed and validated means the gang recognizes you as one of their own so if you're arrested in another state and have gang tattoos that gang within that system recognize you
so whats the benefit of Money not being those things? Why does Beast have a b***h fit when Money wants to quit considering he isnt part of the gang officially?
Money is part of the AB officially at that point. Validated means that the police officially recognize you as part of a gang. In the scene where Money is in that tiny cage and the agents are talking to him they're telling him they're now validating him. It means they're officially recognizing him as an AB member.
The police know what the tattoos mean, you're treated differently under certain laws and cops dealing with you are going to be more skeptical of what you tell them if they see the tattoos. Also parolees aren't allowed to be seen around validated gang members and they can be sent back to prison just for talking to them
i have a fantasy that jail would be good for me, spiritually
instead of being lazy and doing jack shit and taking shit from people who dont respect me i could try to get power in the prison system
when I tried to dl it the first time years ago, I got the remake by accident and it was hilarious seeing Charlie Hunnam shoving his head through the cell door. I deleted it after that and found the old one. good kino
OFFICIAL SHOTCALLER REPLIES. ONLY USE IF VALIDATED >anon insults the movie
I gave you a gift >anon questions your answer to a post
did I stutter? >anon apologises
good answer! >two posters are arguing
RIP THAT FARMERS HEAD OFF >anon asks why he should watch the film?
you gotta get your hands dirty like the rest of us >anon recommends the movie
keep putting in that work
is this how boomers felt when the bane meme started? this is very forced and unfunny. at least there was some depth to the bane meme. this is just the title of the movie and the same 2 stills.
>Take that, you Black dummy! Yes, Black with a capital B of course, I might be in a white supremacist jail gang, but I'm not on the wrong side of history!
I thought the writing during the riot scene was a bit unconvincing
it took me weeks of seeing these threads before i realized this was jaime lannister from game of thrones. the stache makes him look completely different
The fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a place like this forces us to become OP's or FpBp's. Nothing in between can exist here.
>girl tells me it would be cool to go out someday >asks for my number so that we can keep chatting >randomly texts me every 4 days >delete her number >instantly texts me asking "wtf why did you deleted my number?" >wonder why the frick did she even bothered asking for my number if she was going to put 0 effort
Any shot caller bro in here? what the frick would a shot caller do in this situation?
anon you're supposed to actually go out with her at some point
>girl tells me it would be cool to go out someday >asks for my number so that we can keep chatting >randomly texts me every 4 days >delete her number >instantly texts me asking "wtf why did you deleted my number?" >wonder why the frick did she even bothered asking for my number if she was going to put 0 effort
Any shot caller bro in here? what the frick would a shot caller do in this situation?
you let a murder happen on your premises when your literal fricking job is to house people and stop them for committing murders, and a camera you pointed at your own property catches a murder?
another way of thinking about this is your a pedo, who puts a camera into your home to catch the feds busting in and arresting you for looking at child porn
and you set the camera up so it can see the child porn on your screen your looking at.
alright someone has to get this motherfricking thread going. i got the count. burpees, 88 reps, 14 sets, and say that shit with your motherfricking chest
>Has shot on sneed dial
>chucks it
>has Baskin on Fund dial
>trusts it
I too want to call shots is there a podcast that will let me manifest this?
I'm not giving you the keys.
There's no free ride here, you've got to earn your caller to call it
How do guys like Wilson Fisk, Gus Fring, and Shot Caller get to where they are? Is it college classes (or a podcast, like you said) or is it just something you are born with? Asking for a friend.
listen to jocko and tate
There's only one podcast that captures the soul of shot calling.
But it isn't a guide, you have to figure out your own shots be real and burn local as your own journey. We're just here for the ride.
I'm ready to get my fricking hands dirty
what's the burn local meme? i looked it up and apparently it's a hot sauce thing or some shit
im a Cinemaphile tourist mostly but bored in the winter so been coming here for movie ideas, im mostly a /k/ and Cinemaphile gay
i thought it has something to do with weed
its a obviously astroturfed terrible attempt at viral marketing
it's about firewood
Put in the work.
>burn local
It mean to buy your weed from a local dealer, rather than a dispensary
Whoever the first anon was to say “Freeze Global”, I salute you
Only if you think you can burn with the localest
search wes watson
>become the shot caller because he called for more shots at the dinner
Bravo
Shot goes by it/its pronouns?
call/called
hahahahaha
Call it
I aint gonna call it
shots
best post ITT
Who's posting the shots here?
there are no free rides here, everyone posts
I ain't no punk.
Do what you gotta do
What of Real One Solonius?
Solonious? Are we talking of the Good Gangster? I hear he holds the keys to the yard.
you'll get called a Black person and a homosexual like the rest of us
the janny has the keys to this thread treat him with respect he does it for free
I don’t get it what this all about
it means your GREENLIT BUCKO
Ey - keep handlin business and do as you're told and we'll get down for you
We all started out as someone's little angel
Lame stepped on a landmine.
You treat this thread with respect.
start doing this
Is Jon bernthal even white? He looks native American
he has the most Early Life Early Life I've ever seen, dude doesn't get enough shit for being a rich israeli kid LARPing as a street tough
No. Start doing this instead.
Been trying to get a similar forehead to burnsall but no matter how many reps I do it aint changing
Help bros
you didn't rub it enough
dumb fish
doesn't matter if you get it or not
your expected to put in work either way if you want to stay in this thread
see how long that lone wolf posting gets you anon
neonazis from reddit are dogwhistling
Fake ones out. You've been greenlit anon.
*muffled*
>but has he hooped any iron?
Word just came down from The Beast. The lame who keeps destroying Shot Caller's reputation with this schizo AI art bullshit has been greenlit
keep chirpin tweetie bird and i'll clip your wings
who let the toad into the yard?
It's the new reddit meme.
You have to go back
Hello my epic based and redpilled Cinemaphilener. Do you have the keys to the yard? Have you called your shots? Computer skills? Toads?
Yeah I was working on my computer skills in the yard when this toad walked past me. I could smell him.
How could this toad have prevented his buttcheeks from getting clapped? He got ambushed in the night by 6 profesional booty clapping toads, they didn't even let him make a noise.
If he hadn't cried when he came in, he'd have been okay.
I don't even remember him crying, just looking scared.
Join a gang before you go to prison and have visible gang tats.
He should have joined the Aryan Brotherhood
head up, chest out, walk like a mean nigguh, eye contact when necessary, don't look timid
literally all you have to do to not get your cheeks busted
he was presenting as weak and I think by his body movements he was either really meek or gay.
Before this movie I thought one of these open plan dorms would be better than a cell...
bucks are breaking their own now huh
Why doesnt the rapee ever try to fight back, bite a dick, etc. Id get up and start throwing punches until they killed me, I couldnt live after being raped
Five guys were holding him down and got him while he was asleep. He had no chance. If you're caught by surprise like that in a lying down position by five grown men there's nothing you can do, it's too much weight and leverage.
Best thing you could do is get jacked before you have to go to prison so you don't look like as easy a target, train something for fighting, show zero weakness once in like he did, and stay alert in the open dorm. Money was a light sleeper and woke up as soon as the guard left which would've given him a chance to stand up at least if he saw them coming for him.
Ok but after that, why wouldnt he just start swinging
Wdym after that anon, they were holding him down the entire time. Do an experiment and have five of your nig friends hold you down on a bunk and take turns mime raping you. There won't be shit you can do
I mean just antagonize them after the rape jfc anon
Lmfao, why tho?
So you dont look as weak and maybe dont get rapped again
>shot caller starts raping faster than M&Ms
once you've had your boothole blown out in prison, everyone in there knows it and you cant get your manhood back, even if you kill the guys that did it, you're forever a b***h
Once you're marked in there, it never ends.
I'm not friends with any Black folk
Just have five of your white friends wear blackface and do it then. This'll work in a pinch although for this exercise Black person friends are preferable.
I need to improve my shot calling. Any tips?
do you have cool handlebar mustache yet?
start there
Only a select few can wear that mustache.
Did you try helping them with their computer skills?
>Uhm, hello? Shots department?
>>Has shot on speed dial
>unfortunately the phone is up his ass wrapped in a condom. Shots must wait!
ha
the phone is up his ass wrapped in a condom.
shots will be calling soon
Me when I put my phone on vibrate and post something offensive on leftist twitter
He works for me now.
Callin' shots. Putting in that work. There are no free rides here.
Best character. Had the mannerisms and feeling of a serial killer. Wish he'd had more time
idk why you guys are like this but I actually loved this movie lol
It was really good, wished they made a series instead though.
Oh frick yeah man.
I just finished watching Breaking Bad for the first time and a fricking Shotcaller TV show would be fricking CHURCH YO.
anyone got a pack of ramen?
Become a warrior.
run away because he's invisible
I had to delete the post because I forgot to attach the image, but I appreciate you putting in that work.
You step into the yard and this guy body checks you.
How do you respond?
id book that midget ass lame in the frickin neck
How did the Crazy Town Butterfly guy survive the same prison Money went to without getting raped or validated?
I don't think he ever did a prison sentence, probably could afford good lawyers with his Butterfly royalties
The only sentence he ever caught was probation for possession.
He did three years in Chino for burglary. All the inmates respected him even though he wasn't cliqued up.
No, he did not.
Yes I did, he's actually hard as hell.
Call it
everyone in this thread has now been validated keep putting that work lads
why don't prison gang members just not get tattoos then they can't get validated
When the shot caller says you get tatoos.
you get the fricking tatoos
This shit just happens in male prisons. Female prisons look like a camp
What if shot doesn't answer?
looks like a little naked dude on his nose
this fish is schizophrenic
hell put in work like rest of us
fricking kek
why one eye
side profile fish
Highly recommend that one Russian prison doc from the 90s
What do we call this? Shotposting? Callposting? Shotcallposting? I love these threads. Much better than the You Work For Me forced trash.
You call them forced memes.
It's just fun posting anon, at least it's on topic, do you want more blacked threads or other dumb political shit?
Shotposting
these threads used to be funny, now everyone just quotes the movie with phrases that don't even apply to what they're replying to. It will be the most popular meme on reddit in a week's time. I'm green lighting all of you.
what does "inked" mean? surely it means more than being tattoo'd
what does "validated" mean?
>what does "validated" mean?
basically an official status on your penal record indicating you're part of a organized gang. gets you extra penalties and juice I think
Inked means tattooed and validated means the gang recognizes you as one of their own so if you're arrested in another state and have gang tattoos that gang within that system recognize you
so whats the benefit of Money not being those things? Why does Beast have a b***h fit when Money wants to quit considering he isnt part of the gang officially?
Crimes won't get linked back to the Aryan brotherhood as easily
>Crimes won't get linked back to the Aryan brotherhood as easily
they already have an informant telling them Money is Beast's direct line to outside!
What's your point.
movie bad
Money is part of the AB officially at that point. Validated means that the police officially recognize you as part of a gang. In the scene where Money is in that tiny cage and the agents are talking to him they're telling him they're now validating him. It means they're officially recognizing him as an AB member.
The police know what the tattoos mean, you're treated differently under certain laws and cops dealing with you are going to be more skeptical of what you tell them if they see the tattoos. Also parolees aren't allowed to be seen around validated gang members and they can be sent back to prison just for talking to them
>validated means the gang recognizes you as one of their own
got word from the shotcaller, this moron is greenlit
For me, it's the prison scenes from Half Baked.
>Has keys to the yard
>Hoops them
dude did a lot of navy seals
Love this homie looks like he could stomp a Black person real good
i have a fantasy that jail would be good for me, spiritually
instead of being lazy and doing jack shit and taking shit from people who dont respect me i could try to get power in the prison system
join the army
i cant, due to medications
withdrawls are gonna be a b***h and i would basically go insane for a couple weeks / months
>i cant, due to medications
Did a recruiter tell you that are are you just assuming?
Recruiter told me. Though it was the Marines so maybe the Army would be a different story.
Eses and woods 500 posts to thread limit ripper count em
>heard how you got down on Cinemaphile, so did the beast
that dude was based in Felon
has he ever actually done a role that wasn't verified brand
How many burpees have you knocked out today Cinemaphile?
its sunday. zero
the lord may rest in heaven on sundays but we don't down here on earth!
hey dawg, you got a israelite on your arm
>tfw too suburban to be a common gang banging white trash nazi
chucks and sneeds. 500 feeds and seeds
bane count em
I watched The Informer last night. But it was nowhere as good as Shot Caller™
It was still Joel Kinnaman kino though.
I don't get the appeal of Cinnabon, it's like his face doesn't know how to act. For All Mankind, Altered Carbon, sucks in all of them
>is kino
>refuses to star in any good movies
>leaves
He is so fricking based
any other penal kinos, or penos as I like to call them, you guys can recommend?
Felon
Hunger
Papillon (not the shitty remake)
I think Felon shall be my next prison kino to watch
remember to point your ass at the door when you break wind
>Papillon
frickin brutal
good flick but it focuses on solitary confinement and prison escape, not putting in work for the woodpile
when I tried to dl it the first time years ago, I got the remake by accident and it was hilarious seeing Charlie Hunnam shoving his head through the cell door. I deleted it after that and found the old one. good kino
Blood in Blood out (1993)
Also called Bound by Honor
Orale carnal taco nicaragua
American Me.
Also has prison rape scenes.
whatever you do, don't watch Stoic
scum (1979)
Chopper
Murder in the First and Sleepers
both with famous invisible rapist Kevin Bacon
OFFICIAL SHOTCALLER REPLIES. ONLY USE IF VALIDATED
>anon insults the movie
I gave you a gift
>anon questions your answer to a post
did I stutter?
>anon apologises
good answer!
>two posters are arguing
RIP THAT FARMERS HEAD OFF
>anon asks why he should watch the film?
you gotta get your hands dirty like the rest of us
>anon recommends the movie
keep putting in that work
anyone else watch this movie because of the memes and then laughed like a moron when the characters said them
I was pretty surprised by how soft Money's voice was when I finally watched the movie. I thought it'd be way deeper.
Scum
Dog Pound
Animal Factory
do you think he'd have a shot at being the caller or would he not be allowed due to his nationality?
It would be extremely painful
>Shoe Caller
I hear he hooped his fricking shine box
Whats prison life like for a power top that loves busting cheeks?
you better have muscle to back up your booty banditry or you'll end up with a broomstick in your intestines
Lets try to keep the thread light hearted anon.. heres an idea. Who do you think would win between the shot caller, bane, and the popes exorcist?
the thread was great until the lame started his zoomer ai bullshit.
GET THIS LAME OUT OF HERE
Green Light that fish
Come on guys who would win? The shot caller guy, bane, or the popes exorcist.
is this how boomers felt when the bane meme started? this is very forced and unfunny. at least there was some depth to the bane meme. this is just the title of the movie and the same 2 stills.
This meme has caught on because of the desperation the youth feels today. The world has become an open air prison. Cant even afford food and a home.
>The world has become an open air prison
You could say it was designed to break men like us
You could say that
>Take that, you Black dummy! Yes, Black with a capital B of course, I might be in a white supremacist jail gang, but I'm not on the wrong side of history!
I thought the writing during the riot scene was a bit unconvincing
was this movie written by a rich businessman? It's like some wallstreet guy's fantasy that he'd be a badass in prison instead of a prison b***h.
he's a former stuntman IIRC, you're reading too much into a screenplay written by a dumb man
>screenplay written by a dumb man
Do we have a problem?
his background isn't really important other than the wife and kid, he wasn't that rich if he got cleaned out by one lawsuit anyway
it took me weeks of seeing these threads before i realized this was jaime lannister from game of thrones. the stache makes him look completely different
reminder if you havent had a ban 3months plus you are NOT validated
>he didn't lull jannies to sleep and got banned
Just keep you post clean
>Just keep you post clean
>you post
Whos this lame?
You give me the Chud, and anyone else involved, and you walk.
My IP was range banned on all boards. You just watch yourself.
500 Navy Seals!
OP you got the count!
The fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a place like this forces us to become OP's or FpBp's. Nothing in between can exist here.
These mods think the more they warn us and ban us it strips us from our power, they even think we are a dying breed, they're dead fricking wrong.
frick 'em
We just become very selective about where we shitpost.
you sound weak, shot callers post whatever they deem fit. the trannies that run this website think they call the shots but we know who has the keys.
we got a shot caller over here
why did tee vee decided to meme this movie back into relevance?
Zoomers feel powerless/imprisoned/isolated and respect the shot caller and how he was able to rise above it
The white supremacist being depicted in a positive light is a strong reason in favor
go back phoneposter redditor
is this based on a true story?
No anon. Noone has ever gone to prison and joined a gang. Prisons aren't even real.
>girl tells me it would be cool to go out someday
>asks for my number so that we can keep chatting
>randomly texts me every 4 days
>delete her number
>instantly texts me asking "wtf why did you deleted my number?"
>wonder why the frick did she even bothered asking for my number if she was going to put 0 effort
Any shot caller bro in here? what the frick would a shot caller do in this situation?
Give her a burner with your number on it and tell her to press send
>It's over.. forget I even exist
She gave you a gift, and you spit in her face.
this is not a simp thread, kindly leave.
Read "The Human Animal"
anon you're supposed to actually go out with her at some point
can you call shots while leaving the house?
Break the sim and throw away the phone.
get your hands dirty
> shitting up a shotcaller thread with an inane blogpost
frickin lame
how would she have known you deleted her number
only people in my contacts can see my profile pic, that's or she can read minds or something
seems like the shot has already been called.
Shots: Drank
Shots: Called
This kino really came full circle
What do you call this shot?
when you freeze global
Who has the key to this thread?
me
t. validated
What am I in for?
Peno
Watching now
I didn't even realize that was Jaime Lannister
Posting as I watch... did he just threaten that kid with a butter knife?
Did the assrape the black newfish off camera?
You don't wanna know, fish
Did he stutter?
I apologize anon, shot called.
Just know there are no free rides here. Everyone puts in posts.
pino noir
You're about to get your hands dirty like the rest of us
kino!
1.87GB of kino
where is that anon that posted his paperwork a few threads ago?
So is this the SOA style shit posting?
I'm getting a similar vibe.
just goofin havin fun. it was really good a little while ago when people were high effort shitposting
These jannies need to learn that we run the show
I'm literally becoming Bottles. Copying his style and work ethic. Getting new glasses in his image as well.
get some nazi ink wood
for being the pudgy one of the gang he looked pretty alpha with his shirt off
Everyone body memes about Gosling being "literally me" but I try and become this dude everytime I see him in a role. Extremely kino actor.
Were you fricking papers bro?
In my fricking ass fish where else
Mom wants to watch a kino. What's the best Shot to Call brothers?
Watch the outlaw josey wales
Does anyone have the webm of Bottles shanking the guy?
so are cameras only line along the edges in yard?
how would they miss this?
blind spot, fish
What's a farmer?
kinda like a toad. But not as dark.
you let a murder happen on your premises when your literal fricking job is to house people and stop them for committing murders, and a camera you pointed at your own property catches a murder?
another way of thinking about this is your a pedo, who puts a camera into your home to catch the feds busting in and arresting you for looking at child porn
and you set the camera up so it can see the child porn on your screen your looking at.
>slips into the shadows
how the frick was it possible
he knows the cameras and puts in work
Yeah it's 400 yds to my 6
surprised jannies haven’t called the shot yet
The jannies think that they have power, but we have to remind them who has the real power here
hmmm
burn local?
extinguish abroad
Local: unBurned
Rat: iced
Shot: Called
Spoiler alert
alright someone has to get this motherfricking thread going. i got the count. burpees, 88 reps, 14 sets, and say that shit with your motherfricking chest
i can't do that many burpees sorry bros...
I WASNT FRICKING ASKING MOTHERFRICKER
Do we have a problem, wood?
WHY AIN'T HE DOIN HIS BURPEES?
DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE?
Started watching Felon (2008) tonight and it's pretty damn good plus It's Kilmer and Dorff kino.
AND REDWOODS IN IT.
i dont think Dorff and the black officer were good in their roles
Dorff is always good
>FRICK THAT TOAD UP HOMIE!!
Why did he do it? Just watched it yesterday, the music was really kino. They should do a I drank the shot crossover.
We all started out as janny's little angel...