Has someone already re-written this to parody this “live laugh love” tier professional quote maker? I am certain someone on Cinemaphile with more disdain for this man’s brand of malarkey and more knowledge of his life has done this.
Has someone already re-written this to parody this live laugh love tier professional quote maker?
why don't you do it
Because I can make a thread and come back hours later to laugh at the jokes all my anons shared
I’ve only seen one of these since I don’t come here often
Let another man have sex with your wife. Let two.
Hahahahhaha
lel
I wish I had a bawd wife
Me too man. But I hear it's pretty common nowadays.
I also wish you had a bawd wife.
Dope. Cuck. Die.
all motivational messages are just crypto coping for existential dread
Exactly. Might as well face the night. Where we’re going we won’t need eyes.
You can't live without love. It's just that simple. I've been in love. I see people in love and I see how they may as well be another distance specie. So there you have it.
Love kills sure as any bullet or drug. In fact it’s worse. Because at least destruction is certain with the latter two.
embrace the absurdity and you will find joy
but you are also right
Damn so true
This line of reasoning reminds me of The Last Messiah by Zapffe. Thomas Ligotti based his book The Conspiracy of the Human Race on it - then True Detective S1 aped it.
Now I admire Anthony Bourdain, I do...
This cream sauce is registered as a deadly weapon
>Have a cold pint a 4 o'clock in a mostly empty bar
I did this once and it was pretty nice ngl
I've had the thought. Effort posting is so rarely worth it
I feel the pain of everyone. Then I feel nothing...
>"Eat shit and die."
Nice life advice, bonehead. No wonder he ACKed himself.
DUDE, CUISINE, LMAO
I love that what you don't like about him is his love of food. It feels quaint to dislike someone for non-political reasons
Sadly it is a political reason. Chuddies hate chefs and cooking now because a scene in the chef show "The Bear" made fun of them.
Contempt for pretentious cosmopolitan jerk-offs mythologizing their every dining experience never existed before The Bear?
Get le cream sauce
as if he didn't have a producer and staff negotiating and conducting everything.
>Ah, streetslop. The name itself might not conjure the most appetizing imagery, but let me assure you, my friends, that within this humble name lies a culinary revelation.
>Streetslop, as the name suggests, embodies the essence of street food—a vibrant tapestry of tastes, textures, and aromas that dance upon your palate. It is a dish that defies classification, transcending boundaries and embracing the diverse flavors of the world. It is the culinary language of the people, spoken fluently in the hidden corners of bustling metropolises, from the chaotic alleys of Mumbai to the vibrant streets of Mexico City.
>And now, my friends, let me regale you with the extraordinary tale of how true streetslop is prepared.
>Imagine a vibrant street scene where culinary alchemy unfolds. The sun beats down upon the heated sidewalk, adding an extra layer of intensity to the sizzling symphony. It is here, amidst the hustle and bustle, where robust and unpretentious dishes reign supreme, that an unconventional culinary adventure begins.
>In a small corner of this bustling sidewalk, a remarkable sight unfolds. A skilled street vendor, undeterred by convention, has harnessed the scorching pavement as a unique cooking surface. Their makeshift setup, complete with a customized griddle, seems to meld seamlessly with the urban landscape.
>With a deft flick of the wrist, the vendor pours an array of ingredients directly onto the sun-soaked sidewalk. Sizzling echoes fill the air as they harness the intense heat, transforming it into a formidable cooking medium. The fragrance that arises is extraordinary—a melange of spices, herbs, and the unmistakable charred essence of the street.
Classic
lmao purple prose about indian street food? I'll be damned
>just be rich with a wide open schedule bro
>ack!
What did he mean by this?
>tip your server
Dropped
>"be materialistic and enjoy the ride"
>kills himself
Guess rejecting God doesnt work huh
>Mr frick it just do it until his wife is caught fricking a child.
I'm glad you're dead, israelite
>seething this much over a guy who's been dead for years.
he really got to you all didn't he?
You thought what he said sounded cool didn't you
all you gays need to eat an oyster
Clams >>> Oysters
Is it true they have the consistency of mucus?
Eat two. Get Vibrio infection, norovirus infection, or hepatitis A. Get all three. Enjoy the ride
Someone posted a good one once that I wished I had saved. Think it ended with "have a nice day" .
>Eat dog meat boiled in MSG. Get the pagpag. Snort a line at 4 o’clock in the back of a rickshaw. Get paid to travel the world and still whine about your life. Permanently fry your dopamine receptors with a heroin addiction. Let your 11 year old daughter grow up fatherless. Order raw street food. Pozz a Filipino hooker. Bust your cheating gf's balls. Visit a brothel. Visit two. Get cucked by your girlfriend with an underaged teen, but still agree to pay the teen off anyway. Don't tip the ladyboy. Sweat whenever someone mentions Epstein in your presence. Seethe about your fans. have a nice day.
Are you talking about this one? It wasn't hard to find, Anon reposted it a couple of times in the past half a year.
he forgot to check in on himself
>balls busted
>Have to pay off the teenager your girlfriend statutory raped
>She acts like you are in the wrong
Should've killed her.
Probably couldn’t cause she was a tribe members daughter or some viper pit shit.
>Get the cream sauce
is that like a cheese pizza with walnut sauce no leftovers sort of thing?
It's slang for letting a hairy bear ejaculate down your throat.
You'd certainly know
Fricking obviously he knows, he’s the one who told you what it means. Are you slow?
God I hate this homosexual. That mix of smugness and self importance combined with that fake “I’m a regular guy just like you” air he clung to like a security blanket made him unbearable to watch and listen to. I won’t say I’m glad he’s dead but I’m sure as shit not sad about it.
I'm actually glad he is dead. If you're white he's the enemy.
he legit has my dad fooled that hes the most down to earth guy, my dad reads his fricking books for chrissake, cant bear to tell him how much of a smug gay bourdain was, he'll probably site the locals on his show that sucked bourdain off as why hes down to earth
I legit had only heard of Bourdain and his show only once before he killed himself.
The amount of people huffing his farts and saying he was the most amazing man to ever live not more than days after assuming room temperature was disgusting.
People only gave a shit because he killed himself in the same way people only gave a shit about Cobain because he killed himself.
A hell of a mental health message there.
>Do all this shit then have a nice day lmao
>You're welcome!
Great advice, butthole.
it was a spur of the moment decision he killed himself because his girlffiend told him to frick off
>be open to a world where there are people you don't understand or agree with
>EXCEPT WHITEY FRICK WHITEY FRICK REPUBLICANS
This guy was a pathetic cuck homosexual and a hypocrite.
Jews are always like that. Ask them about borders in America vs. borders in Israel
Very different and you know it. Israel is surrounded by enemy nations that have sworn to eliminate it. America shares a border with literaly two other nations, one of which is Canada (which nobody would leave to go to the US), and Mexico (which is populated by conservative christians)
>Literally justifying "its OK when I do it"
Frick off israelite
I went to this one restaurant and said thank you to this waitress and she said "you're welcome" but it was angrily sarcastic like you can get offended by saying "thank you" nowadays.
You're probably autistic and had some smug look on your face or something
What if she was just having a shit day? It happens.
Whoa man eat an oyster???? What a fricking free spirit
he did a episode about a town i live in, all the places are actually still around, and they are pretty decent
for a third world shithole in the middle of europe
is there an actual reason we have hourly threads about this guy?
It was fun shitting on him the first dozen times
because its still fun shitting on him
Stop breaking my balls
Meanwhile bars close at 2AM pretty much everywhere
4 o'clock comes in PM now too
>kills himself
israelite homosexual KWAB
Write an effort post.
Write two.
Nobody will laugh.
Nobody will @ you.
Jannies will delete your post.
Jannies will ban you.
They do it for free.
Thread does not exist.
Pajeet fingers wrote this post.
AI wrote this post.
Internet is dead.
Enjoy the ride.
This sounds like something an hr roastie would write along a selfie at the beach from Thailand before getting railed by a bunch of local savages
Have a Blackni breed your wife. Have two.
>Have a Blackni
Excuse me?
It's actually not bad at all. It was drugs and women that necked him. But he looks like the type who would mock people who go to work or the gym for being squares, despite his self proclaimed 'open mindset'.
>may not agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways
Wasn't he one of those doofuses who publicly seethed about Trump and Republicans?
Where's the part where you commit suicide from letting some evil b***h into your life, feels like the important part is missing
>Tip your server
No
Eat at a dive restaurant tonight. Get the barbecue sauce. Have a Das Boot at 5 o’clock in a Margaritaville. Go somewhere you’ve seen on TV. Listen to someone wearing an Aloha shirt and frosted tips. Order the steak with a lobster. Eat the lobster with butter. Have a margarita. Have dos. Be open to the possibility of living without pretention. Eat with gusto. Don't tip your server. Check in on your family. Check in to rehab. Enjoy the rope.
>put a noose around your neck
Anthony Bourdain: Eliminating White People Is "The Only Solution"
Crazy how he would never have a drink with anyone who wasn't far left.
>Ban every white person....except me!
Why are extroverts always trying to get me to go outside? It smells like a trap.
I really think if Bourdain didn't pay off the teen his image wouldve been secured, best case scenario his cheating wife gets fricked over
i know you're in here, you fricking reportgay
>Date a dumb b***h who is ugly. Let her frick her underage costar because she isn't attracted to you. Cover it up. Pay him hushmoney - pay him twice. Buy a rope, tie a knot - end your life.