Has the successes of Fast X, Mario and The Little Mermaid proven that the way critics rate movies is obsolote?

Has the successes of Fast X, Mario and The Little Mermaid proven that the way critics rate movies is obsolote?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the little poomaid is a failure

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, chud. Keep coping though its hilarious to watch.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if race swapping globohomosexual ruins more IPs then I win because I’m a man who pretends to be a woman
        Go get em troonbro. What will you spend your portion of the disney receipts on?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are mentally ill, chud. Hold that L and be humble.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i said it once i'm gonna say it again...
        every time i see these fricking images i laugh
        the image of a group of defected people spending all day making weak ass propaganda on discord and creating bait threads makes me very happy
        (i invite to visualize a fat person croping awquafina's face on photoshop)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I said it once again i'm gonna sa- ACK

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            chudulum.gif
            dasghjdvsakjhvdsahvdkajshdvaksjd

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the Little Mermaid is bombing overseas
            typical chud cope

            No, chud. Keep coping though its hilarious to watch.

            You discord trannies need to be less obvious. Literally these exact posts in multiple different threads

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        show the real score homosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          look at it and despair, incel
          https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_little_mermaid_2023

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/mermaidcel.png/
        lol
        bunker babies lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back. It is flopped

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's especially funny because "mermaid" is a dogwhistle for horny sailors kidnapping and raping underaged girls from the coast of Africa.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No amount of posting chudjaks will ever bring your dick back, troon. DILATION DESTINATION NEXT STOP SUICIDE ACK ACK!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething

      https://i.imgur.com/fjzfLVZ.png

      Has the successes of Fast X, Mario and The Little Mermaid proven that the way critics rate movies is obsolote?

      Critics are seething that movies about heterosexual relationships where white men aren't being portrayed as idiots are still being made.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, chud. Keep coping though its hilarious to watch.

        Go back

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very tricky of them.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >successes
    Only Mario is a success out of those three. Fast x will make less than the last two installments, and Little Mermaid will be lucky to pass 600 million worldwide.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love it when chuds get proven wrong.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >53%
    >D-
    Huh? That's a hard F.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Rotten Tomatoes boils down a review to useless information and by using it as a metric you aren't actually engaging with critics in any way. Also those are all movies for children grow the frick up.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol that moron doesn't even know how RT score work. The 53% means that 53% critics liked the movie, not that the movie has a 5.3 rating

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, they hate chris pratt. That's why guardians 3 has 44% critics score oh wait

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      critics kinda forgot they hate chris pratt

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they like marvelbux more than they hate crispy rat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They hate Pratt but they love Pedo Gunn more. Not to mention the cast of the movie is inclusive and diverse, giving it bad score means harming black and brown bodies. The movie is ESG approved and made by Disney. Even with Pratt in it the odds are in their favor.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They hate Pratt
        Is he the one that's openly Christian and a hunter?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhh audiencebros...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t seen this and I’m not American. Is it worth watching?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Critics usually don't know wtf they're talking about. They rate movies around metrics that have nothing to do with whether or not a movie is enjoyable or not.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not true at all

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fast X is bombing domestically and the Little Mermaid is bombing overseas. Only Mario is a genuine success

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the Little Mermaid is bombing overseas
      typical chud cope

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I sincerely doubt Europeans want to see anything other than a beautiful White redhead playing Ariel. And I think we all know how the Chinese feel about black people on screen.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not you know be creative and make an original movie about mermaids with a black lead
        its literally just gay trolling and how does that really serve young black girls when its coming from such a bad place
        they didn't need to even make another little mermaid movie anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Little Mermaid is bombing overseas
      has it even been released yet domestically?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure that what he's meaning to say is politics have no place in movie reviews.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fast X bombed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure it did, incel.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, only incels hate the movie? It is so campy though, are you being serious? Those are my options? Incel or šoycuck, no middle ground?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure critics are dumb, but that doesn't make the crowds intelligent all of the sudden

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Pratts going to drive the demons from hollywood

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Film critics have been a joke for well over a decade now.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought that as a critic you try to review all movies the same, disregarding any aspects which make it appealing or unappealing which are not part of the onscreen product. As a movie, "The Mario Movie" isn't very good but most people are in the theater to jus see the bing bing wahoo man.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only entertainment opinions that matter to me are my own. No numbered rating system it's simply good or bad.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and The Little Mermaid

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