Considering he's a single dad, owns a home, and is a small business owner I would say he's actually gotten cooler as time has gone on as things like that have become more unattainable
>People accept goofballs if they’re also competent in the thing that takes up the majority of the show
Whaaaaa? You mean people are okay with Goku because he’s really good at fighting and that’s the majority of the show? I never knew you could have non-serious moments but also be competent!
He single handedly made everyone on the internet try to be a better dad or appreciate better the role of being a dad, and that's the coolest you can get
>That dog will never have the influence Goku has.
That has absolutely nothing to do with anything in this thread. Why do DBZtards always need to insist that Goku is better than other people's favourite characters? It's like you think that everything has to be ranked like a fricking contest, even when unprompted.
I swear, the idea of power levels has irreparably poisoned the minds of millions.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Thread was about cool dads, Goku was brought up an excellent example of a loving, cool dad.
Sorry your blue dog can't keep up.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I get that you're still not over Toriyama's death but this isn't a healthy way to cope with loss.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>one example
That's the point, moron. OP talked about cool dads in general. Goku is one example, that dog is another one.
Learn to read, latinx piece of shit.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>latinx
Pendejo.
Anyways, Goku is inherently cooler than the dog; when given the choice, kids and adults would want Goku to be their dad.
Goku has never been a dad. He sired some children by accident but never had anything to do with raising them (unless you count abuse and trauma as raising). You have inadvertently proven anon’s point, Goku’s failure as a father is why he’s allowed to be “cool.”
Yeah, subverting the tired and worn out trope of the sitcom father being the absolute paragon of the house by making him the opposite of that kind of already started before most mainstream cartoons.
Goku is and always has been cool and the vast majority of Americans first saw him in the series where he was a dad from the start
This. Why can't American dads be as cool as Japanese dads?
Western dad characters are only allowed to be cool when them being a dad is secondary to their character. They've fathered children, but they're very rarely stellar examples of being fathers. Jotaro and Goku both weren't really much of a father to their kids. Joseph maybe was to Holly, but we don't see the events from Holly's perspective so it's a moot point.
Compared to Phineas and Ferb, where the show is from the children's perspective, where Lawrence is a great and loving father, at the cost of being a bit of a dork because he's just a normal guy, not a warrior or a badass. If they're an adventurer or a spy or an assassin first and foremost, and a parent second, they can be cool.
well since they immediately prefaced their statement with western, i dont know what you're on about. although i guess it was a weird choice on their part to point out western and immediately use an anime as one of their examples
while i agree that Penis and Ferb's dad was cool in the sense that he was fun and i liked him, i have to admit i don't recall a single cartoon dad in recent years being "cool" as in not dorky and actually admirable or impressive
>as in not dorky and actually admirable or impressive >implying those two are mutually exclusive
the dad was a fairly successful dude who loved his hobbies and loved his children
>A guy who acts like a regal king in public but a schizo mad man that goes out naked in the woods to hunt is a dork
You're more cucked than you realize
His relationship with Moon feels weird. He was very much into her from day one and respects her but it feels like she decided to be with him because it was the logical thing to do since she knows he's deeply in love with her, loyal and had no hidden intentions with her.
Depends on how vain he is. It's very likely his eyesight might deteriorate to the point of needing glasses to see. Hell, he might actually be wearing contacts as a teenager, we just don't know that he does.
Reginald wore glasses as a teenager and both of his parents required glasses. Winifred, Reginald's wife also wears glasses.
Lawrence's brother Adrian doesn't, however two out of his six kids do, Ferb also has a scottish cousin who wears glasses.
So about 8 out of his 14(ish) relatives or so wear glasses? It could go either way.
Solid analysis anon
We don't know the biological mother at all so it can't be absolute but if she has glasses Ferb's chances would be basically 100%. Even then usually the dad has a stronger influence if there's only one so how his dad has them and most his biological family that side does he's very likely to start getting bad eyesight
Maybe the new season will clarify if he does or no, I for sure can see him wearing contacts around that age but having them when not out
GUYS
DADS
ARE
NOT
COOL
Neither are moms for that matter. People don’t like Gorky because he’s a good dad they like Goku because he punches racist aliens.
Yes, you're just blinded by your own father leaving you to watch your mom frick other men while you jerked off to it. Face it, no matter what fictional dad you post, they'll all do more for the real world than you will ever even hope to accomplish in your pathetic mistake of a life.
He's not a frick up, but he has blind spots. Its the same shit everyone goes through where they question the way they were raised and lament the "what could have been". Steven was the product of Greg's seed and Rose's physical essence. That kid is fricked no matter how he's raised.
Greg is by far the most competent parental figure Steven knows, Steven is just an ungrateful little shit who's taking taking out his frustrations on his dad instead of the people who deserve it.
>patient, understanding, always wiling to help steven >had to put up with rose literally dying in the process, the other gems being less than useless in helping him, and having to give up his musical career
only really questionable thing is how much freedom he gave steven at a young age, but thats a decision thats only going to seem more and more wise as a result of science moving on and finding out kids grow up weird when their parents hover over them, retroactively justifying greg
>patient, understanding, always wiling to help steven >had to put up with rose literally dying in the process, the other gems being less than useless in helping him, and having to give up his musical career
only really questionable thing is how much freedom he gave steven at a young age, but thats a decision thats only going to seem more and more wise as a result of science moving on and finding out kids grow up weird when their parents hover over them, retroactively justifying greg
>I grew up in a van! I never went to school! I'd never been to the doctor until two days ago![…]My problem isn't that I'm a Gem, my problem is I'm a Universe!
There's a reason people like Connie's mom better; her way ended up being the right one.
He single handedly made everyone on the internet try to be a better dad or appreciate better the role of being a dad, and that's the coolest you can get
why do i keep seeing this blue dog show everywhere? is it just another run of the mill toddler show or is it like The Railway Series/Thomas and Friends that doesn't talk down to its audience and is meant to appeal to all ages rather than exclusively little kids?
I'm thankful for this series because it seems like millennials are against having two loving parents in a cartoon. Even Amphibia still pushed a found family despite Anne having a mom and dad.
I guess you wouldn't count nigel's dad from KND as being a cool dad when he gets re-commissioned since that's basically him becoming a kid again right?
But I think his dads cool either way, what a great cartoon dad.
Loud House’s Lynn Sr despite some dorky qualities >descended from Scottish royalty >marries a 10/10, shown to still be happily married and very sexually active >has eleven kids, with many of his offspring gifted with championship level genetics. All love him and will be successful enough that he’ll be able to retire comfortably >actually has the authority to lay down the law in his house whilst still being the fun parent >believed in himself enough to quit his job and start his own restaurant. He’s such a good chef that it’s a successful family business >still finds time for all of his kids and still makes time for couple activities with his wife AND still has healthy male friendships where they get together and jam as a band
Also both of Lincoln’s grandfathers are portrayed as very active chads
Dads who bumble or are dorky fail the basic tenants of masculinity
The majority of dads in real life are balding fat/scrawny overworked men into cringe jokes and listening to the same five songs on repeat, and come off as dorky because you're not gonna teach a kid how to drink and smoke. They just want their kids to wash their asses and not drop out. And there's nothing wrong with that.
I don't know what your fricking problem is
Loud House’s Lynn Sr despite some dorky qualities >descended from Scottish royalty >marries a 10/10, shown to still be happily married and very sexually active >has eleven kids, with many of his offspring gifted with championship level genetics. All love him and will be successful enough that he’ll be able to retire comfortably >actually has the authority to lay down the law in his house whilst still being the fun parent >believed in himself enough to quit his job and start his own restaurant. He’s such a good chef that it’s a successful family business >still finds time for all of his kids and still makes time for couple activities with his wife AND still has healthy male friendships where they get together and jam as a band
Also both of Lincoln’s grandfathers are portrayed as very active chads
Goku has always been held up as a good dad on this board. It helps that he doesn't fall into the usual traps. >incompetent, moronic manchild who is often fat >dorky, scrawny "I fricking love science" nerds
Or some combination thereof.
Goku isn't a dad character though, as in the father of a main character. he's a main character who had children. Someone like Grandpa Gohan would be the dad character.
I only saw a couple episodes of this show but the kid was an absolutely little shit. >Wah I don't like having a super rich awesome family who cherish and adore me!! I'm such a weirdo outsider.
You call this discussion? >I don't like modern cartoon dads >What about these examples? >No
How many threads does a person need with the same endlessly regurgitated responses about wimps and losers before they're satisfied? Are these threads the only form of human interaction this Black person gets?
It's just the same thread over and over and over again, you could present a literal jesus figure and he'll just say "no he was too silly in this comedy cartoon for children"
Finn and Jake's dog dad only showed up in a few episodes but he was funny, badass, and a good dad (with a few flaws). Plus he talks like an old timey detective.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
he is straight-laced to fault
the comedy is that he is such a goody-goody that his idea of fun is incredibly boring or cheesy
his wife left him not because he was inadequate, but because he was too much of a superhero who would never stop fighting evil and constantly risked his life
but he is still one of the greatest crime fighters of all time, places family above all else, and will do anything and fight anyone if its for his son
he is a model citizen who is only uncool to kids because he is the kind of person who thinks picking up trash from the street is a fun hobby, but as a person who is upstanding
Asking what dad OP finds cool is a fool's errand; whatever we pull out, he's just going to shit on them because of his crippling daddy issues.
What we should be asking is what makes his self inserts so cool to him.
>How many of these threads are you going to make, OP?
Whichever comes first: either when all cartoon dads are publicly executed by Dipper and Steven or when OP dies of a fast food induced heart attack at the ripe age of 45.
there has never been a time where the cartoon dad was cool
Herculoids and Jonny Quest say hello
Raymundo from Rocket Power was pretty chill.
He was a low key burnout beach bum who only appeared cool because he was still a surfer dude.
Considering he's a single dad, owns a home, and is a small business owner I would say he's actually gotten cooler as time has gone on as things like that have become more unattainable
Goku is and always has been cool and the vast majority of Americans first saw him in the series where he was a dad from the start
This. Why can't American dads be as cool as Japanese dads?
If DB was American industrycuck would scream about how he's a bad dumbass goofball dad, which he is. He's not a great father
Still better than what Cinemaphile worships
>People accept goofballs if they’re also competent in the thing that takes up the majority of the show
Whaaaaa? You mean people are okay with Goku because he’s really good at fighting and that’s the majority of the show? I never knew you could have non-serious moments but also be competent!
Cartoon dads could never
Cartoon dads aren't fighters because most cartoons aren't about fighting
The opinions of aggressively stupid people should not be given any credit.
He's not a great father but he is cool.
This.
That dog will never have the influence Goku has.
>That dog will never have the influence Goku has.
That has absolutely nothing to do with anything in this thread. Why do DBZtards always need to insist that Goku is better than other people's favourite characters? It's like you think that everything has to be ranked like a fricking contest, even when unprompted.
I swear, the idea of power levels has irreparably poisoned the minds of millions.
Thread was about cool dads, Goku was brought up an excellent example of a loving, cool dad.
Sorry your blue dog can't keep up.
I get that you're still not over Toriyama's death but this isn't a healthy way to cope with loss.
>one example
That's the point, moron. OP talked about cool dads in general. Goku is one example, that dog is another one.
Learn to read, latinx piece of shit.
>latinx
Pendejo.
Anyways, Goku is inherently cooler than the dog; when given the choice, kids and adults would want Goku to be their dad.
Yeah but he's also a really terrible father.
Goku has never been a dad. He sired some children by accident but never had anything to do with raising them (unless you count abuse and trauma as raising). You have inadvertently proven anon’s point, Goku’s failure as a father is why he’s allowed to be “cool.”
>cartoon
The amerifat education meme was real.
Clarissa
Fred Flintstone is one bad motherfricker.
George Jetson is a chad
Yeah, subverting the tired and worn out trope of the sitcom father being the absolute paragon of the house by making him the opposite of that kind of already started before most mainstream cartoons.
Jimmy neutrons dad
Western dad characters are only allowed to be cool when them being a dad is secondary to their character. They've fathered children, but they're very rarely stellar examples of being fathers. Jotaro and Goku both weren't really much of a father to their kids. Joseph maybe was to Holly, but we don't see the events from Holly's perspective so it's a moot point.
Compared to Phineas and Ferb, where the show is from the children's perspective, where Lawrence is a great and loving father, at the cost of being a bit of a dork because he's just a normal guy, not a warrior or a badass. If they're an adventurer or a spy or an assassin first and foremost, and a parent second, they can be cool.
Loid Forger proves you're full of shit.
The west is just castrated.
well since they immediately prefaced their statement with western, i dont know what you're on about. although i guess it was a weird choice on their part to point out western and immediately use an anime as one of their examples
Secret Saturdays?
The dad was an oreo
ahem
Yeah, you posted him
while i agree that Penis and Ferb's dad was cool in the sense that he was fun and i liked him, i have to admit i don't recall a single cartoon dad in recent years being "cool" as in not dorky and actually admirable or impressive
>recent years
Try 20
>as in not dorky and actually admirable or impressive
>implying those two are mutually exclusive
the dad was a fairly successful dude who loved his hobbies and loved his children
Still a geek
and how is that not admirable?
Kids used to get bullied for having geeky dads. My friends hated their dads for being dorks.
Kids are moronic and your friends are gays.
>Antiquarian with a hot ex-popstar wife who became a pop star himself
Sounds pretty cool to me
He's a dork
So is he
>A guy who acts like a regal king in public but a schizo mad man that goes out naked in the woods to hunt is a dork
You're more cucked than you realize
Watch anime for real Chad dads
Yes
His relationship with Moon feels weird. He was very much into her from day one and respects her but it feels like she decided to be with him because it was the logical thing to do since she knows he's deeply in love with her, loyal and had no hidden intentions with her.
Is Ferb ever going to end up wearing glasses like his dad?
Depends on how vain he is. It's very likely his eyesight might deteriorate to the point of needing glasses to see. Hell, he might actually be wearing contacts as a teenager, we just don't know that he does.
Reginald wore glasses as a teenager and both of his parents required glasses. Winifred, Reginald's wife also wears glasses.
Lawrence's brother Adrian doesn't, however two out of his six kids do, Ferb also has a scottish cousin who wears glasses.
So about 8 out of his 14(ish) relatives or so wear glasses? It could go either way.
Solid analysis anon
We don't know the biological mother at all so it can't be absolute but if she has glasses Ferb's chances would be basically 100%. Even then usually the dad has a stronger influence if there's only one so how his dad has them and most his biological family that side does he's very likely to start getting bad eyesight
Maybe the new season will clarify if he does or no, I for sure can see him wearing contacts around that age but having them when not out
GUYS
DADS
ARE
NOT
COOL
Neither are moms for that matter. People don’t like Gorky because he’s a good dad they like Goku because he punches racist aliens.
Jonathan, Joseph and Jotaro are all cool and dads
Jonathan died before he got to be a dad, Joseph is dorky as frick, and Jotaro is a shit dad.
>DADS ARE NOT COOL
You're just saying that because my dad can beat up your dad.
>Neither are moms for that matter.
Moms are at least sexy. Dads offer nothing.
All me btw
Yes, you're just blinded by your own father leaving you to watch your mom frick other men while you jerked off to it. Face it, no matter what fictional dad you post, they'll all do more for the real world than you will ever even hope to accomplish in your pathetic mistake of a life.
>Anon resorts to projecting about his life in public
Thank you anon, thank you
lol haven't seen one of these in a while
Arnold's father
Why you dad homosexuals always sound as if you wanted to frick with your father?
Cinemaphile likes self inserting as the dads for some god forsaken reason
Greg Universe, who was also hilariously a more competent parent than the combined powers of three immortal space lesbians.
Nathan Explosion's dad.
The Future season pointed out Greg is a complete frick up who ruined Steven.
He's not a frick up, but he has blind spots. Its the same shit everyone goes through where they question the way they were raised and lament the "what could have been". Steven was the product of Greg's seed and Rose's physical essence. That kid is fricked no matter how he's raised.
Greg is by far the most competent parental figure Steven knows, Steven is just an ungrateful little shit who's taking taking out his frustrations on his dad instead of the people who deserve it.
>patient, understanding, always wiling to help steven
>had to put up with rose literally dying in the process, the other gems being less than useless in helping him, and having to give up his musical career
only really questionable thing is how much freedom he gave steven at a young age, but thats a decision thats only going to seem more and more wise as a result of science moving on and finding out kids grow up weird when their parents hover over them, retroactively justifying greg
>I grew up in a van! I never went to school! I'd never been to the doctor until two days ago![…]My problem isn't that I'm a Gem, my problem is I'm a Universe!
There's a reason people like Connie's mom better; her way ended up being the right one.
yes, picrelated
Linda deserves better
Secret Saturdays dad was cool.
He was not especially considering…you know. He didn't act his part.
>He was not especially considering…you know.
No I don't homosexual. Just say it you pussy
He acted way too white.
Also all of the other dad characters. Seriously, industrygay, I think this show would be healing for you.
Archer is a complete dunce why would you post him.
Not Archer as the dad, Archer's dads and father figures as the dad.
Who was Archer’s dad? Did they ever reveal anything with the gator plush dude?
>Teases, trolls, and plays jokes on his kids incessantly.
>Will also act like a complete idiot for their sake when the situation calls for it.
Probably the best Cinemaphile dad going these days.
He single handedly made everyone on the internet try to be a better dad or appreciate better the role of being a dad, and that's the coolest you can get
why do i keep seeing this blue dog show everywhere? is it just another run of the mill toddler show or is it like The Railway Series/Thomas and Friends that doesn't talk down to its audience and is meant to appeal to all ages rather than exclusively little kids?
It's a show for autistic people, the same kind that shit on reboots.
I'm thankful for this series because it seems like millennials are against having two loving parents in a cartoon. Even Amphibia still pushed a found family despite Anne having a mom and dad.
It helps that his wife is supportive, funny, patient and probably hot.
Scratch that. Definitely hot.
And she's all mine!
No, she's dancer
Don't kid like that. I am dedicated to Dipper only; he's a better husband and father to the kids!
I guess you wouldn't count nigel's dad from KND as being a cool dad when he gets re-commissioned since that's basically him becoming a kid again right?
But I think his dads cool either way, what a great cartoon dad.
Numbuh 1's dad was mentioned multiple times in the last thread he made and he constantly ignored and dismissed it
He's basically a bumbler most of the time
So? He literally founded the organization that the show is named after. He's the most important figure in the lore
Dads who bumble or are dorky fail the basic tenants of masculinity
The dad from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
He comes across as autistic
The majority of dads in real life are balding fat/scrawny overworked men into cringe jokes and listening to the same five songs on repeat, and come off as dorky because you're not gonna teach a kid how to drink and smoke. They just want their kids to wash their asses and not drop out. And there's nothing wrong with that.
I don't know what your fricking problem is
Back in my day, the dad was the ultimate in authority and masculinity. That changed with the advent of The Simpsons, the father became a joke.
the simpsons became popular specifically because it was far more accurate to the reality of many americans than something like All In The Family
If Nathan says he's cool, then I believe him.
The I fricking love my dad joke was so good.
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Loud House’s Lynn Sr despite some dorky qualities
>descended from Scottish royalty
>marries a 10/10, shown to still be happily married and very sexually active
>has eleven kids, with many of his offspring gifted with championship level genetics. All love him and will be successful enough that he’ll be able to retire comfortably
>actually has the authority to lay down the law in his house whilst still being the fun parent
>believed in himself enough to quit his job and start his own restaurant. He’s such a good chef that it’s a successful family business
>still finds time for all of his kids and still makes time for couple activities with his wife AND still has healthy male friendships where they get together and jam as a band
Also both of Lincoln’s grandfathers are portrayed as very active chads
He was so cool he let his daughter kill him.
Total nerd
He's a dad?
gay you forgot the whole reason he's there is for his daughter
Professor Utonium
He’s like the geekiest mother fricker
He's based and a chad
Geeks can never be chads
Utonium is the kind of guy who would get pushed into lockers in high school.
OP asked for cool dads, not cool high schoolers
People like that usually don't grow into badasses.
Professor Membrane is objectively cool
Just forget he's a shit parent to his kids
Don't see how that relates.
Part of being a father is fathering your kids dumbass.
We're talking about whether he's cool, not whether he's a good dad.
Being a good dad is part and parcel of being cool.
He will never be as cool as Goku.
He's also the antichrist but I guess he can be a good dad.
Frick you I think he's cool.
Hank Hill is cool and he would be my friend
Hank in lame
He could kick your ass
He's an old fart. I can probably knock him out with my dick.
Frick off, Cotton
Shuddup Dale
Is the goku shilling itt due to that one nip author who die recently?
Goku has always been held up as a good dad on this board. It helps that he doesn't fall into the usual traps.
>incompetent, moronic manchild who is often fat
>dorky, scrawny "I fricking love science" nerds
Or some combination thereof.
Don't forget
>Hooking up with women that are way out of their league and much more competent than them.
Goku isn't a dad character though, as in the father of a main character. he's a main character who had children. Someone like Grandpa Gohan would be the dad character.
>goku it's a good da-ACK
>toughening up your child is le bad
Maybe that's why western protagonists are such sissies
>boomer rock
>cool
He wears makeup for god's sake
I only saw a couple episodes of this show but the kid was an absolutely little shit.
>Wah I don't like having a super rich awesome family who cherish and adore me!! I'm such a weirdo outsider.
Ssh, you can't point that out because all those competent girl boss women are treated worse or something
Jesse what the frick are you talking about?
This. Has feminism gotten so bad we can't talk about this?
Is this another Shota gay self insert thread crying that those dads plow their hot wives
Kek, it totally is
THANK YOU this thread felt inorganic but I could not point out why
Mr. Ping
He's a good father, but he's not all that cool.
He is essentially Phil's dad, considering he's the one who raised him.
Not technically a dad so he's okay
Dr Quest was also a pretty cool guy in this series
Dr. Quest is my ideal for cartoon fathers. Sadly most of cartoon dads fall short of that.
I like this guy.
That's scary anon
Power puff girls
If you're counting adoptive father's 2003 and Casey's dad was portrayed as a good father/role model for his 30 seconds of screen time
Loser
Rapist
Racist
Come on dadgays, you can do better than this.
this thread reminds me of something, it's like I've seen This once Again?
>You are only allowed to have a discussion once. Then it is sorted forever.
This. Why is this topic so forbidden?
You know damn well why.
Because Cinemaphile has daddy issues.
You call this discussion?
>I don't like modern cartoon dads
>What about these examples?
>No
How many threads does a person need with the same endlessly regurgitated responses about wimps and losers before they're satisfied? Are these threads the only form of human interaction this Black person gets?
So you would rather have more Twitter outrage threads?
It's just the same thread over and over and over again, you could present a literal jesus figure and he'll just say "no he was too silly in this comedy cartoon for children"
Optimus Prime is literally the only good western example and he's from 1984.
this post reminds me of something, it's like I've seen This once Again?
Outside of freaking out a lot, I respect a guy who runs his own restaurant, has a dad band, be a good dad and can pound a fat ass and have 11 kids.
You’re thinking of Dipper
He looks like he sips onions
He's too much of a pushover, He's the type to let reggie go to parties at 16, get drunked and raped at some college party 2am
When you’re a sexy Mom, in your neighborhood.
Who ya gon’ call?
MILF FRICKERS!!!!
When your husband sucks, and he don’t frick good.
Who ya gon’ call?
MILF FRICKERS!!!!
Finn and Jake's dog dad only showed up in a few episodes but he was funny, badass, and a good dad (with a few flaws). Plus he talks like an old timey detective.
I could see Finn cucking his adopted dad
he died when Finn was like 9 so not much time. also he would've beat Finn's baby ass like nobody's business.
You're forgetting
>pure charisma
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinson's affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at this, you lose
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Did i miss it or has no one said Stan Smith? Bit of a psychopath though.
People brought him up and pointed out he got cucked by some rando lol.
Surprised no one has said any of the DC heroes yet. Batman and Superman would definitely qualify.
Batman is an autist that abuses his kids while Superman is boring as milk outside of his powers.
>Oh y Candace you are filling out quite nicely
This is why cartoon dads always seemed creepy to me. They always looked like they wanted to frick their daughters.
Candace isn't his blood so it's okay.
Still incest tho…although that cuck gets no pussy anyways lmao.
Why were the cartoon dads like this?
The writers were losers
Billy's dad is awesome, just an idiot. He and his son bond perfectly well when they are having fun.
Idiot dads will never be cool.
>Literally every father in Avatar
You never said why White Pantera, a literal superhero, is bad.
He never said why Hakoda was a bad dad, he just skipped him when people brought him up
White Panters is a established to be kind of a loser
he is straight-laced to fault
the comedy is that he is such a goody-goody that his idea of fun is incredibly boring or cheesy
his wife left him not because he was inadequate, but because he was too much of a superhero who would never stop fighting evil and constantly risked his life
but he is still one of the greatest crime fighters of all time, places family above all else, and will do anything and fight anyone if its for his son
he is a model citizen who is only uncool to kids because he is the kind of person who thinks picking up trash from the street is a fun hobby, but as a person who is upstanding
Sounds like a doofus
Half the fathers are deadbeats or dead lol
Asking what dad OP finds cool is a fool's errand; whatever we pull out, he's just going to shit on them because of his crippling daddy issues.
What we should be asking is what makes his self inserts so cool to him.
yes
What's with the anti-dad sentiment in this thread?
OP has daddy issues out the ass.
How many of these threads are you going to make, OP?
We get it, you hate cartoon dads because you want to frick the moms, but... they're not real.
If we can have a million Mario threads, we can have a dozen cartoon dad threads.
>How many of these threads are you going to make, OP?
Whichever comes first: either when all cartoon dads are publicly executed by Dipper and Steven or when OP dies of a fast food induced heart attack at the ripe age of 45.