has there ever existed a more cucked incarnation of Dracula than the Netflix castlevania series?
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has there ever existed a more cucked incarnation of Dracula than the Netflix castlevania series?
has there ever existed a more cucked incarnation of Dracula than the Netflix castlevania series?
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The entire plot surrounding Dracula is fricking moronic.
>Humanity murders Dracula's wife.
>Dracula tries to wipe out humanity and himself
>Ends up in Hell with his wife after failing
>Everybody starts trying to resurrect them without doubting for a second it's possible.
>They ARE resurrected.
>At no point did big immortal science and magic man think that resurrecting his wife would be easier than trying to kill everything and then himself.
he also got his ass beat by Alucard
Also if Dracula wife is so nice why the frick is she in hell?
she was a witch. the church was right unironically
Because she fell in love with a demon, did you forget that part?
god isnt real in the netflix castlevania
>Hell is real but God isn't
You gotta think harder when you post bait anon
That's bullshit from season 1. Archbishop of Gresit is surprised because the demons are able to enter the church, and the demon explains that God abandoned him and his church because "his work makes God puke."
why would you trust a demon?
Because it's consistent with the fact that the priests in the series possess supernatural abilities such as creating holy water, so long as they're properly ordained.
why would God side with the pagan speakers or the atheist belmonts instead of the christians? this series is cucked
>atheistic Belmonts
Since when? They get excommunicated at the beginning of the series, which implies they were baptized in the first place.
Trevor was an incel
That same demon said the archbishop was abandoned by god, and then even as a zombie corpse he could make holy water.
Even people who are evil as frick, explicitly abandoned by god and not even really alive anymore can do it, apparently.
The archbishop never makes holy water, it's some other priest who does it.
God's thought process was probably "Normally, I would not allow that priest to channel my power. But it would frick over an army of vampires, so I'm going to make an exception".
This is literally not how Catholicism works. The idea is that the individual holiness of the priest is completely irrelevant because they don't do Christian things from their own power, but the power of Jesus working through them. So even a priest that's a terrible sinner can administer effective sacraments.
There was literally a heresy about the idea that priests had to be good people for their ministry to work, and it was refuted:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donatism
My dude Ellis does not know or give a single frick about what is actually heretical or true in Christianity, he just wanted to make whatever the frick sounded cool to him while writing this edgelord shit.
well it's a good thing it doesn't take place in a Catholic state but an Orthodox one you fricknut, Wallachia was a real place
the greek church is a false church no wonder they couldnt fight the demons lmao
>The idea is that the individual holiness of the priest
>So even a priest that's a terrible sinner can administer effective sacraments.
So they're holy sinners?
>a priest, even one abandoned by god and turned into a zombie, is still able to bless a river
>"lmao god not weall xd"
You're moronic.
Well, she did forgive him for all that murdering and wanted to be with him when they came back to life.
Because God is unironically evil the Ellisverse.
isn't this a debate in actual irl theology too?
>isn't this a debate in actual irl theology too?
from Satanists.
what a bizarre chain of posts
In medieval times, saying that Satan is powerful enough to disturb God's plan and witches are real was heretical and against the teachings of the Catholic Church. The idea of this super powerful Satan that lurks at every corner, independently reigns over hell and is always two minutes away from conquering the world only gained popularity in the 15th century.
Satan just means the adversary.
>>At no point did big immortal science and magic man think that resurrecting his wife would be easier than trying to kill everything and then himself.
Sometimes dead is better.
this series sucks, it's barely castlevania outside of references they got off the wiki
watch/read vampire hunter D instead
Most of Castlevania is barely Castlevania if your standard is the first few games.
I vant to suck your dick.
This is what happens when you leave amerifats in charge. All amerifats can do is destroy for the sake of their Black person overlords, because that's all amerifats can do. Amerifats cannot create, only destroy.
I never will watch this fricking shit. Castlevania as a game series is superb. About 20 good to great games
It's honestly surprising that holy magic still damage evil in this show.
>Has a wife that loves him and only him
>cucked
I swear to God you people just type gibberish without giving a damn what words actually mean.
I don't obsess about cuckoldry like you so I don't know
You even know what reincarnation is supposed to work? Buddhists don't even believe in souls in the traditional sense of the word.
The various live action british tv versions
Was Keanu or Winona more embarrassing?
Most of the movie is a little embarrassing. It could have been so much better than it was.
Nope