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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did he do wrong?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some actress said he was mean

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        His criticisms of her were valid. The actress was hired because of her physical appearance and then after a couple of years, she started doing things that changed her appearance (getting piercings and tattoos, gaining weight, getting pregnant). Also, she didn't tell anyone that she was pregnant until right before filming was supposed to start and he had to rewrite a bunch of scripts at the last minute and come up with a story arc that season to account for the pregnancy.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The actress was hired because of her physical appearance and then after a couple of years, she started doing things that changed her appearance

          This does not count as a valid criticism in the eyes of most people anymore. Hiring women because of their appearance is evil and if you try to stop a woman from getting tats or piercings or doing literally whatever she wants then you are probably a misogynist

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The best part of all of this was for decades Charisma was known for being a giga c**t frickup by Buffy fans. The only reason people took her seriously was because of the me too trend and Marsters being a petty frick looking for publicity during his career renaissance that lasted 2 seconds. As soon as he stopped landing rolls he started defending Joss again. Literally none of the other cast said shit. People that could have easily rolled on him to no consequence were like I don't know what the frick that birch was talking about.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was hired to salvage and finish Justice League, and he turned it into a $300 million movie, one of the most expensive ever, while adding nothing but garbage.
      Like reshooting elaborate scenes just to add a cringe "joke" or two while still obviously cutting back and forth between Snyder footage and Whedon footage

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never saw the Whedon cut, but the Snyder cut was the worst capeshit I've ever seen, and I've seen damn near all of them

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was given 3 months or so and a small extra budget to turn and unwatchable overlong piece of snyderhsit into something watchable.
        Kubrick would have failet too.
        At least he made it shorter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being Joss Whedon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the stars from Angel got pregnant

      His criticisms of her were valid. The actress was hired because of her physical appearance and then after a couple of years, she started doing things that changed her appearance (getting piercings and tattoos, gaining weight, getting pregnant). Also, she didn't tell anyone that she was pregnant until right before filming was supposed to start and he had to rewrite a bunch of scripts at the last minute and come up with a story arc that season to account for the pregnancy.

      and he didn't know what to do with her character so he ended writing that she was in a coma for most of the season. She got mad and claimed that she was unfairly treated.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        His criticisms of her were valid. The actress was hired because of her physical appearance and then after a couple of years, she started doing things that changed her appearance (getting piercings and tattoos, gaining weight, getting pregnant). Also, she didn't tell anyone that she was pregnant until right before filming was supposed to start and he had to rewrite a bunch of scripts at the last minute and come up with a story arc that season to account for the pregnancy.

        is it too much for you morons to post a name or an image

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Charisma Carpenter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was hired to come in, put out a dumpster fire and then make a michelin star quality meal from the burnt out pile of shit that was inside. He put out the fire and then made a Happy Meal

      The dude did his job and everyone is mad that he salvaged what he could from an unfinished, shitty film and at least made something presentable

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Snyder cut was actually watchable and also not made by a sex pest. Seethe more Joss

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Snyderverse is over and the movies are all shit because hes a huge hack. Get over it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Snyder cut was made by a hack so terrible his daughter committed suicide

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            don’t cut yourself on the edge, Black person

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aww did I hit a nerve

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only nerve you will hit is your arm's, get that fricking blade down the street right now.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Snyder cut was better but it was also not even THAT good and it was 4 fricking hours long.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Snyder cut was actually watchable
          Funnier joke than anything Whedon ever did.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          good morning sir

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        One can go through Josstice League scene by scene and find that his additions consistently make things worse, not better. He wasn't salvaging or improving anything by just adding quips to scenes that were complete and fine as-is

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously DC doesn't agree with you considering they put the film out in theaters

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Obviously audiences agree with me considering they didn't like the movie enough to make it profitable. What should have been an Avengers-level climactic team-up event instead lost WB $100 million

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Obviously adience agree that they shoudn't have hires hack snyder to begin with

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They literally had a whole news article about how the dc execs admit that they knew it was shit but it was too late to do anything about and was essentially an emperor's new clothes situation

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He improved on everything including the story. Yes, there’s cringe, but I like the added Bruce and Diana secenes, Bruce having Lois as a backup plan at the Metropolis fight, the bit where Arthur touches the lasso, and the resolution of the Steppenwolf fight including Superman stopping to save civilians. Snydercucks can cope and sneethe but they know deep down ZSJL was a mess..

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what does that have to do with kevin feigstein and the MCU?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      raped one of the Buffy actors

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't actually rape. He just hurt someone's feelings and made inappropriate comments about someone being fat.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No he banged a couple of them and then defended himself by calling his wife an old hag. Very feminist of him reallly

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sleeping with a dude because you want to be on his show and then changing your mind about it later isn't rape.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off “Joss”

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              easy on the antisemitism

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's weird how many "male feminists" end up being predatory towards women.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, its pretty simple, the more you are around women, the more likely you are going to be accused of rape.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                High IQ post

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also was apparently pervy as frick toward a very underage Trachtenberg.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            In my experience the phrase "me too" is also a thing where a ton of false allegations get added on to real stuff by other women who want a piece of the attention. Trachtenberg is one of those.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. Me too made impossible to take these accuses seriously.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              As I recall multiple people confirmed that it was an unwritten thing that whedon not be left alone with Trachtenberg. Were they lying? Maybe. But multiple people confirmed it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He became a heroine addict and everything he made turned to shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raping Kevin Clash in the sweltering hot summer of '92.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly mister Male Feminist MeToo'd every single female actress he worked with. He tried to casting couch all of them and if they wouldn't frick him he'd write them off kiling their character or harass them all the time. Oh also he supposedly made cracks about Charisma Carpenter being fat when she was pregnant or something.

      He contributed most of the "quippy" dialog MCU is now mocked for, was hired by WB to "fix" Justice League and made it ten times worse, all the actors hated working with him, notably the Cyborg guy who claimed a bunch of racism or whatever, probably bullshit but it was another charge on top of everything else.

      Simultaneously he was making male feminist takes and attacking movies so milquetoast that even other woke people were shitting on him for it, as when RLM called him "Sensitive Joss Whedon" and then pointed out this spelled "SJW".

      He's thoroughly and completely cancelled and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You also forget how he tried to defend himself. Essentially he shouldn't be blamed because no hot girl would frick him when he was at school.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao that’s pretty much why most powerful men get got by workplace relationships/hook ups. What a fricking loser

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            haha y-yeah us chads never lacked for pussy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >made it ten times worse
        lmao. It made that unwatchable shit shorter. That's an improvement by default

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He tried to casting couch all of them and if they wouldn't frick him he'd write them off kiling their character or harass them all the time
        Even Summer Glau?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Hendricks too. At least Hendricks got a career out of it. He couldn't be left alone with the Harriet the Spy girl as well. Eliza Dushku had to gargle his balls to get the Dollhouse role after rebuffing him for years. Gellar and Hannigan were main cast and whedon wasn't at his full power yet so they probably never got tainted (in the taint).

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't picture Summer agreeing to that shit, she's too much of a Christian good girl. Maybe that's why her career fizzled out a decade ago.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hannigan was too integral to the show by the time he got some power and Gellar was the lead so they could tell him to go frick himself and there was nothing he could do about it. I do wonder about some of the side actresses. The girl who played Amy the Rat was hot af and got a recurring role late in the series after being a one shot character in the 1st season.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He tried to casting couch
        You realise this homosexualry of trying to wordsmith everything into a vowel was spearheaded by that c**t's writing?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >into a vowel
          What?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean like "spearheaded"?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's single-handedly responsible for the current state of capeshit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, so that just happened

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If he never made a capeshit movies, they wouldn't be one bit better

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want an AI to re-write the Schindler's List script as if Joss Whedon wrote it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Life is beautiful exists

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          but its for the ankle, not his nose

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't earn.

      He's also a gigantic piece of shit who is hated by everyone who's ever worked with him because he's an abusive creep.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He tried to salvage Marvel's "scripts"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      his writing and its consequences have been a disaster for entertainment media

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ruined scriptwriting.

        Lol eat my ass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ruined scriptwriting.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He drank the sóy. He drank the sòy bottles on the set. October 11th, and the 12th, the 13th, and the 14th, he drank. In excess. On the morning of shooting, he drank. Because he's a söycaholic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a 3rd generation screenwriter, his grandparents wrote for TV in the 50's; basically one of the most entitled c**ts in the universe that was tolerated because he made so many careers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      being born an ugly potato faced nerd who had to pretend being a male feminist to couch talentless actresses

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was unironically living Cinemaphile‘s dream.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to understand how influental joss whedon was in late 90s/early 00s if you weren't there. I was never really his fan, but every (American) nerd online forum looped around him. The current Marvel style that is now viewed as THE Marvel style is a copy of Joss Whedon's style. Since Kevin feige is a talentless man with a huge ego who has basically taken over MCU and now remote directs everything, I assume he saw Whedon (the actual artist) as a threat. Running MCU was basically what Joss Whedon was born to do

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a point in time where this obnoxious frickin moron was the guy everyone said should direct every single piece of nerd shit ever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There was a point in time where this obnoxious frickin moron was the guy everyone said should direct every single piece of nerd shit ever.

      Yeah it was bad era.

      He did good with the Toy Story movies. Maybe he should go to animation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh it was worse than you remembered

      Remember when people unironically bought "Joss Whedon is my master now" shirts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe that fat frick hasn't eaten himself to death yet.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they never forgive him for age of ultron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agw od Ultron was better than the first avengers movie and if you disagree you're an actual fricking moron and should rewatch them just to understand what I say is true.

      Whedon has always been a dogshit director with terrible dialogue. Watching the first Avengers film, i'm genuinely surprised that it keot going afterwards. Its like a made for tv movie.

      Age of ultron had studio interference BECAUSE whedon is a hack. Without their interference, age of ultron would have been even fricking worse, i guarantee it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Agw od Ultron was better than the first avengers movie
        Nice bait, redditspacing b***h.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(you)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are completely correct

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first Avengers singlehandedly turned a generic movie genre nobody ever took seriously into a billion-dollar world-wide phenomenon. People now like to criticize the movie because they've made better, and have forgotten what a mind-blowing amusement-park ride it was back then, completely unlike any other superhero movie done before (or since).

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And that has literally nothing to do with whedon and everything to do with the novelty of it being a team up movie.

          Whedon was hired for nerd cred, nothing else, the film itself is objectively the worst of the first phase films.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can hate Whedon all you like, but don't act like your opinion is some objective truth. For a cape movie, it was extremely well written and directed. Self-awareness and irony were what superhero movies desperately needed and audiences agreed.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's actually a pretty tall order to make a team up movie not be shit.
            The clever bit was to treat the "team" as the thing that needed to go on a heroes journey.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The first Avengers singlehandedly turned a generic movie genre nobody ever took seriously into a billion-dollar world-wide phenomenon.

          The first Tim Burton film did that. Even the kind of semi cheesy Richard Donner Superman film did that. Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 1 and 2 did that. Remember inflation.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            For single superhero movies, sure. But combining several "unrelated" movies into one giant team up movie? That shit had never been done before and most people would've believed it to be impossible.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why is this lauded as some kind of achievement?
              The only "achievement" thing here is convincing normies that watching cape slop is cool, actually, when in reality it's about as profound as Power Rangers. Wow, look mom, all my favorite supa heroes are in a crossover episode together! Oh yeah and I guess they got a bunch of people who are way too good at acting to be in this shit to star, that's also something they did.

              Marvelgays just aren't natural

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How zoomer are you? Even if you're not old enough to remember Nolan's Batmen or 2000s era Spidey or X-men, you should have at least heard of them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still one of my funnest movie experiences. It really did feel special seeing characters from separate movies team up. The Avengers is pretty much a modern classic when it comes to action adventure, and I have plenty of issues with the MCU as a whole. I really dislike Endgame, for example. What a stupid waste of potential that movie was.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >because they've made better,
          When?
          Avengers 1 was the last watchable marvel flick

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          that was an extremely hard movie to make, it should've bombed hard like justice league by all logic.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. These fricking zoomed cuck nerds are pretending the first Avengers wasn’t the biggest deal in the fricking universe when it came out. It took off BECAUSE of the Whedonisms, not in spite of them. Say what you will about Joss but he knew what he was doing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Age of ultron had studio interference BECAUSE whedon is a hack. Without their interference, age of ultron would have been even fricking worse, i guarantee it.
        This is actually true. The studio wanted him to cut the farm house, which slows the movie down a good deal. Removing it would have removed the oddly edited "you're not the only monster" line where Black Widow says that right after saying she can't have kids. While she may have meant being a brainwashed assassin, many people read it differently and understandably so. We didn't really need nick fury at the farm, or even lies about getting stark to look at a tractor to talk to nick fury.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the whole farmhouse bit
          Also, as much as I love me some Linda Cardellini, I will never not be bitter over the fact that the movie drops "Psych! Nat and Clint aren't actually a couple after all even though in the first Avengers movie they're very clearly a couple and simply show their affection subtly since they're both stoic super spies. Nope, he totally had a wife and kids this whole time, really." on us out of nowhere. Was this the first instance of modern day subverting our expectations?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The movie very early on establishes Widow and hulk as well, which was apparently going to be another power play. BW was only pretending to date banner to control the hulk.

            BW and Banner dating isn't a terrible idea, but Whedon just did it terribly.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >house, which slows the movie down a good deal.
          Lmao you absolute moron. It was needed to actually take a break from the "travel to destination and fight", formula that had had literally 3 different times non stop. The characters needed to breath and actually have a chance at being characters. Don't write films

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just bad because of ultron, he's not scary at all he's just a moron with a stupid plan to drop a rock on earth.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. Both movies are trash looking back, but the first Avengers has the look and the script of a cheap 90s tv show.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably because Sensitive Joss mostly did TV.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but they never really addressed how shitty the movie was. Instead they made up some bullshit about... actually what the initial accusations were about anyway?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do these guys ever stack their money making the slop and then use their clout to make a cool movie?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    people can complain all they want about the MCU but I'm okay with it if it drove Whedon out of business

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what killed his career wasn't MCU, but the JL movie.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >well, I guess that just happened, mr. Feige!

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >durrrrrr im jose wheaton and im a rapist hurrr
    good riddance to bad garbage

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet he hired talent vacuums Michael Waldron and Jeff Loveness.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whedon MADE the MCU

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Whedon thread
    >brainlets can't help but turn it into a Snyder seethe thread because they're still bootyblasted at getting filtered by Snyderkino
    lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      when your shit is universally reviled and unwanted, probably it's you snydertards who are in the wrong
      think about it before going to school

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best decisions Disney has made in the last 10 years

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whedon's career is absolutely dead. He committed literally every bad offense meaning that no one wants to give him a chance
    >accused of sexual misconduct, casting couching young actresses for Buffy and cheating on his ex wife
    >accused of bullying the cast on the Justice League set by Gal Gadot (who hollywood still loves)
    >had his hackery exposed when the Snyder Cut was exponentially better than his crappy cut
    >Age of Ultron underperformed and Josstice League straight up flopped
    If I was a betting man, I'd wager that in 3 years time they'll give him a low budget action comedy to test the waters and, when that flops, he'll permanently retire from directing.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel destroys Cinema and I'm supposed to care what happens to the buttholes involved?? Get entirely fricked.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to say that Alien: Resurrection is completely fricking unwatchable and most of it is his fault because the script is fricking terrible. Pretty shitty film to begin with but his script was so bad I nearly turned off the film before it was over.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally apologized 20+ years ago in the dvd commentary saying he’s sorry he ruined the alien franchise

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when he tried to throw Halle Berry under the bus for that Storm line he wrote? Nothing's ever his fault.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What line was that?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that everyone shits on him so relentlessly just makes me pray for a big Whedon comeback. And I hope it's the level of success that makes the liberals seethe

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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