>have ability to be invisible and spy/stalk any woman alive
>this is who you choose
I can only suspend my disbelief so far.
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>have ability to be invisible and spy/stalk any woman alive. >this is who you choose
Yeah I know right? It's bull. I'd head straight for an all girls orphanage with no pants.
Oh my WORD!...
dude it's not like they'd all be hot
Not him, but imagine being able to jack off in front of any woman and them being totally unaware. I bet that'd a thrill. Still, I'd at least choose someone hotter than Peggy from Mad Men.
I'd choose Michelle Obama
YOU A COON
I would check the penis theory
Should have done this scene for the adaptation.
sauce?
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. The Invisible Man decides to raid a convent and the Nuns think they're getting impregnated by the Holy Ghost.
Post who you would stalk and interfere with instead.
>gets the sensation of a tongue on her toes and soles
>fidgets and chuckles in her seat
Good choice.
There are a lot of them I could think of, but I think Franny might be one of my top ones.
naked legs?
that's insane
i would interfere with pokimane the twitch streamer. i would go to her house late at night and put her phone under her finger when she sleeps to unlock it. then i would send the nudes from her phone to twitter and by the time she woke up it would be too late to stop it.
God imagine.
move the ball whenever he takes a penalty kick so he misses every time.
Gross.
Another fine choice.
Daniela melchior
Not porn buddy
right here baby
I'm gonna be forcibly tonguing a LOT of buttholes, first stop is Brittany Venti.
nice you know she got that good good
enjoy your pinworms
There's a Catholic high school not far from here that's predominantly Asian. I would live in the girls' locker room.
Emma Watson.
>women try on underwear and swim wear by putting her pussy directly on the fabric
this isnt even high end stuff, women will buy sexy underwear online, try them on with the tag still on, and if they dont like it just return it
am i missing something here?
well the rule in the shops is to try it on top of undrewear. but who knows if women observe this rule. I am pretty sure online sites dont allow returns on panties. you can try yourself to verify. Bras can be returned though. Same as ear phone. They cant be returned.
why the heck is she getting pcitures taken. disgusting. I thought she was a classy female
>have ability to be invisible
>not spending all your time blackmailing billionaires
"Waste" doesn't begin to describe this.
You're not wrong, but that's not the premise of the movie.
Of course not. It's feminist victim porn, so he's gotta be obsessed with his ex and control and blahblahblah muh patriarchy, and that's specifically why they cast the most mid actress they could dredge up as the protagonist. She's just there for the female audience to project themselves into.
Pretty much. Can't remember if this was before or after the Handmaid's Tale, but if this was after, then I'm sure that was part of it.
Handmaid's Tale wasn't even the best Margaret Atwood show of 2017.
Name 14 others then, we're waiting
not how stalking and fixation works, you don't pick the best person to stalk, they pick you through often shitty behavior that requires correction
I'd just frick with my dad and keep moving his glasses lol
Then after that got boring, I'd rape
>shitting on my waifu
HEY! FRICK YOU PAL!
honestly amazing what make up + lighting + angle frauding can do.
for me it's frumpy chubby Moss
Christ is this AI or something? Completely disingenuous pic
The only answer someone would give to invisibility is rape. Always rape. I would use my powers to stalk Ella Balinska though.
you are confusing a human emotion that you cannot have with your programming, bot
i would be spying on womens coochies xD
you're right, I'd have invisible sex with her, too
I think Moss is cute
It's worse, he's also rich and handsome
It's about mentally and physically breaking down a 5/10 smug woman, you wouldnt get it.
it's pretty much an open secret she's way into the facial abuse type stuff.
imagine fricking her in the throat for 20 minutes, spitting on her, slapping her in the face and after you cum inside her mouth she just says thank you and starts ranting about xenu
only massive homos would not
90% of women are into that, get some standards.
I usually hate this moron but Alias Grace actually is a good show. 6 episode period drama thriller set in Canada, check it out if the premise interests you.
It’s a feminist power fantasy. Foods are always posting on social media about “how dangerous it is being a woman at night :(“ when realistically they are some of the safest people to be in existence. Delusional c**ts that watch too much true crime schlock. Frick em
Quite possibly the worst casting choice ever made. Doesn’t help they cast the invisible man as some 6’4 stereotypical Chad. With his money he could have literally anybody, I know the idea is that he is not mentally sound, but Jesus Christ she is one of the ugliest women on the planet.
how difficult would being an invisible man be? Assuming magic, how many security cameras have infrared/thermal imaging? If you tried to walk into Fort Knox during the daytime, would you be caught?
Dust and other particles will stick to you so you will be noticed. Going out on a foggy day/night or when there's rain would give you away.
You're still gonna emit smells. Even if you're bathed and groomed properly, your body sweat and other odors will alert humans and especially animals.
And let's hope you can actually wear clothes and shoes because going naked would suck ass. You'd get your feet cut up and infected.
And of course, the most obvious point of your eyes. You'd be blind if you went invisible.
>blind
that's why we assume magic.
>Dust and other particles will stick to you so you will be noticed.
Absolutely moronic take noone would notice unless they were actively looking out for invisible men
>You're still gonna emit smells. Even if you're bathed and groomed properly, your body sweat and other odors will alert humans and especially animals.
Take a shower and use deodorant you gross neckbeard kissless virgin you’d be surprised at how odorless your body could get if you weren’t so fat and sweaty. Except animals they would catch you.
>And let's hope you can actually wear clothes and shoes because going naked would suck ass.
True and has been pointed out since the first novel by Wells
>You'd get your feet cut up and infected.
Spoken like a true pansy who never took his slippers off his mom’s carpeting
>And of course, the most obvious point of your eyes. You'd be blind if you went invisible.
Completely take
To answer to the anon you were replying to, Fort Knox and super high security places would catch you but unless you were expected you could steal from basically anywhere else. Literally only infrared/thermal can give you away unless you have a cloud of shit stink following you just like anon up here.
what movie?
This is a 10/10 in England. They have really short telomeres, so they start to wilt once they reach the early 30s.
There was a show about a guy who could turn invisible but was blind for the duration for obvious reasons, does anybody remember it?
>but was blind for the duration for obvious reasons
Please explain why