>have dream boyfriend cheats on me
>key his car and take a creampie from his coworker
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>have dream boyfriend cheats on me. >key his car and take a creampie from his coworker
i would frick her si hard dear lord
I bet it stinks like gosh everywhere she goes
What the heck that didn’t happen
Why key a car? It happened to me once and ill never understand it, didnt double park, stayed inside in my lines and you fricking key my car? Then they do it when you are not even there, frick people who do that without any warrant.
You just dont key's a man's car.
maybe you should learn your lesson
Someone doesn't like you idiot
>boyfriend is sad and forgets our 6 month anniversary because his dog died
>dump him and tell all our mutuals he has a small dick and cries after sex
I WISH THAT I COULD BE LIKE THE COOL KIDS
if he's black it's not cheating
you will never be a real woman
thank God
>boyfriend goes to work
>get lonely so go frick a mentally ill 50 year old
SCARAMOOSH SCARAMOOSH CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO
These anons have a cuckolding fetish.
my favorite one
MUH FIBRA people really do piss me off.
>boyfriend asks how my day was going
>say fine and he doesn’t inquire further
>drop his dog off on the side of the freeway
SHAKE IT OFF
SHAKE IT OFF
>boyfriend r*pes me (cums on my face without written consent)
>blow his dad, his uncle, his brother, and his dog
BLOODSUCKER
DREAMCRUSHER
>bf doesn't get job promotion
>frick his boss so he gets the promotion
>dump him for his boss
>convince him to fire him
OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN
>watching What Dreams May Come
>know fiance just lost his dad to cancer
>he chokes up a little near the ending
>bang his best friend
DON'T GO CHASING WATERFALLS
STICK TO THE RIVERS AND THE LAKES THAT YOU'RE USED TO
>watching Netflix
>bf says girl is show is hot
>stab him in his sleep
JUST TAKE ONE STEP AT A TIME
THERES NO NEED TO RUSH
These threads would be funnier if I knew more pop songs
discord called, they want their memes bacl
>boyfriend's brother accidentally knocks me up
>neither one wants to pay for an abortion
>google "can I sue my rapist for child support?"
>18 years later traitorous spawn wants to get to know his father and that side of the family
>they start poisoning my child against me so I poison them back with actual poison
>child's uncle (original bf) is looking at kidney failure
>kid offers up theirs
>not a match, because the real dad was the stoner sandwich artist that always gave me an extra footlong
WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER
These two also have a cuckoldry fetish.
>boyfriend is pretending he's Driver from Drive again
>frick some guy at work to get rid of the ick
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'M FEELING 22
>boyfriend exists
>terrorize him because i have BPD
I’VE GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER
>see bf mass replying on Cinemaphile again
>track down every anon in that thead and let them creampie me
I WILL SURVIVE
I WILL SURVIVE
HEY HEY