Have Paul and MJ actually had sex?
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Have Paul and MJ actually had sex?
Have Paul and MJ actually had sex?
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Have you?
Then the answer is no.
They fricked you can be sure of that heck there are in bed with each other this only coples share a bed with each other.
>tissue box on the floor
>crumpled up balls of tissue
BOW-CHIKKA-WOW-WOW
>MJ places her phone screen down
Pure psycho behavior
They definitely had sex.
Hell yeah I have. MJ find me very hot.
4 years together and raising kids? There'd have to be something peculiar going on if they hadn't.
How else you think they're recovering their kids?
If you think about, Paul is really a spoiled daddy's boy who used his father to ruin Peter's life while getting his dad to create his and Mary Jane's children for him so that he could force her into a relationship at Peter's expense.
Can you make an edit with the punisher’s mango?
Wasn’t there like an entire page where see MJ wake up bedraggled, hair-mussed and naked in the morning next to him while he is also naked next to her and the sheets are a mess between them?
Like holy shit not only did Paul frick her he fricked her so hard they messed up the bed and didn’t even bother cleaning it up before he collapsed on top of her
He doesn't have a penis.
YOU TELL ME WHAT WERE THEY TRYING TO IMPLY HERE. NO BALLS? ED? GAY?
Infertile, anon. It’s why they needed to adopt, ED is so simple to fix that you can buy viagra at Boots.
Isn't it about his dad being a maniac?
That time passes more quickly in their dimension.
There's nothing overtly explicit, but it's more implied they fricked more than MJ and Peter post-OMD. Spencer's run was weirdly chaste.
In hindsight, it's likely when he told her about his evil dad.
They didn't even kiss on panel. So maybe not? Who the frick knows
Yes bc insane spider fans would probably attack Wells for real if he had that happen
People are barely even writing in, no one is going to attack him over a shitty book.
Why is this a thing?
Angey fans make people buy comics this is how marvel see things.
people hate-buying comics? In this economy. when there multiple streaming services, video games, and internet content? Even if hate-buying is what's keeping comic sales decent, it's only a temporary trend and people will realize there are better things to spend money on
Lots of people buy the ASM for variant covers not the stories The fact that that everybody hates Wells run and yet people still buy them despite this is clear evidence of that.
>people hate-buying comics? In this economy. when there multiple streaming services, video games, and internet content? Even if hate-buying is what's keeping comic sales decent, it's only a temporary trend and people will realize there are better things to spend money on
I think not the ASM has been bad for a time and yet people keep buying despite it being bad you can be sure this will never change.
who cares about 616slop?
we are 6160chads here
>literally Matt Walsh in comic form
is he gigachad?
if a woman refuses to go back to you it means they got a bigger dick than you do
>but muh emotions, muh commitment, muh family
They got a better dick than you do and frick you better. They do not stay with someone who doesn't frick them as good.
yes
Damn he’s swole.
Peter who?
I don't care much for cape comics but from what I know this guy screams "brown writer's self-insert". That's probably totally wrong but I wouldn't be surprised.
He just happens to look exactly like a self-insert OC.
Anon... Paul's penis doesn't work
There are other ways to have sex.
Wells, slott, bendis, cebelski, lowe; they will never create peak spider-man content like spider-man remastered, spiderverse, no way home, and the riami trilogy.
quads confirm
Why the frick did they introduce a literal cuck character to Spider-Man Jesus Christ. This is the funniest shit I've ever read.
He was the last man on earth with a model for 5 years
He has shown a proclivity for violence
He is amoral.
MJ definitely got prison-raped.
Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
So who took MJ's virginity if not Peter?
Flash
peter sure has a thing for stupid bawds
first he gets with this dumb prostitute who lusts for black wiener and NORMAN OSBORN
I fricking hate pairings like these. White chicks should never be paired with Black folk. White chicks and Asian guys, yeah, okay. But Black folk should stay in their lanes.
frick i hate these prostitute!!!
Someone redpill me on this goy, I don't read comics. Is he the writer's blatantly cringe self-insert or something?
No, nobody on the staff looks like Paul. They don't like MJ anon, they don't want to self-insert to frick her.
They just know Spidey fans are mostly shippers are get hooked on cuck drama.
cant keep her legs closed at all......... despicable .........