Have there been any good flicks set at a Renaissance Fair?
Looks like casting would be fun
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Have there been any good flicks set at a Renaissance Fair? Looks like casting would be fun
The last time I went to a renaissance fair I dressed up as a wizard with a huge beard and hat, drank as much as I could i 100 degree deep south weather and almost died in the middle of a field from heat stroke
I kneel
Awesome
the diggies speak the truth, you're a wizard anon
That's the best way to go out.
it's not the heat, it's the humidity
Should have drunk some potion of cooling.
Livin' the dream, anon. Next time try to go from suffocating in some renfaire chicks fat soft cleavage.
paizuri
imagine the smell
Not any good ones.
Maybe knights of Badassdom which is LARP
Giant corseted boobs?
Past her prime?
I know the perfect woman for the role
That's not real idiot
Prove it
Ren Fair is magic. No matter how much of an awful speg you are, you'll see at least 3 people who make you glad you're not them.
Been to one ren fair. The meme about seeing tons of boobs is 100% true. It was just a bunch of women with their breasts being pushed up like crazy.
I saw breasts for the first time in real life at a ren fair. I was about 12. I happened to glance through a gap in a fence, and saw a group of people in costumes hanging out privately and smoking. At that exact moment one of the girls dropped her peasant blouse and flashed the others.
Never went back.
>I saw breasts for the first time
>Never went back.
I left on a high note
Is Medieval Times worth it?
Only for the Garofolo poster
It's a good time. Some would even say a medieval time.
No but it's fun for a night
If you enjoy Pepsi products
If you pregame in the parking lot and not afraid to get into it then yeah it's great cheering for your knight
Used to be, you could get really drunk and scream and support your knight like a big sporting match and the crowd was always really into it, I’ve heard they’ve been fricking gutted by modern politics though. From what I’ve heard about the last five years:
>new storylines, knights are bad, girlboss queen plot lines only now
>you can’t be rowdy or loud whatsoever and they will cut you off if you yell even to cheer for your knight
>drinks, tickets and food insanely expensive and lowest quality they’ve ever been, microwaved soup tier
>they’re closing locations all over the place and attendance has tanked nationwide
RIP but not really, you reap what you sow
>Renaissance Fair moved from 60 minutes away to 160 minutes away
It's over
b00baroll
Are these people nutty or just playful?
If you go to the one outside of Pittsburgh, those people are a good time.
They’re a great place to pick up chicks. Almost all the dudes are out of shape dorks.
I’m in love
This is the first good looking woman posted in this thread so far
If there’s more pics of this broad please share
god damn man..imagine having a girl looking at you like this, in the sunlight, in such a lively place, on such a beautiful day.
me with the pepsi
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Absolute kino
what is this?
really frickin dark
I want to go to one of these so badly but I have no friends
None that I know of, but they are fun. Me and my wife go every year to look at b***hes and get drunk.
The guy who did fire swallowing tricks at mine died of throat cancer several years ago.
Better to burn out than fade away
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I was a big fan of Community. And I remember listen to a podcast with Danny Pudi. in like 2010. And he talked about this flick. Upcoming. And it sounded good. A lot of fun. And I was planning on watching it when it came out. But then it didn't. It was shelved and unreleased for like four years. And by the time it did come out. I was uninterested. I've still never seen it. But, it sounds like what you're looking for.
I saw it thinking the cast would be funny no matter what and it sucked really bad. And I love movies like the scorpion king and shit, this was just trash and worst of all boring.
What are the odds of banging a milf like that at a ren faire?
>American Ren Fairs
Would get drunk and fall into cleavage/10
Queen of the Renn Faire
16 feet tall, 8,000 lbs
Go ‘Murica
I want to go to a ren fair now. Sounds wicked.
Anyone got the AT&T baby killer in Medieval dress?
>I hate this disgusting child murderer, please post pics so I can jerk off to her
Why are men like this?
nothing says hate better than reducing a human to dehumanized fap material. besides, arousal doesn't equal moral approval, otherwise the self-lubricating defense mechanism employed in rape would imply the victim enjoys it
I watched a pr0nz one time where they were wearing old timey medieval outfits and the chick was wearing sandals and a short dress and the guy had a fat wiener and had her stuff hiked up and it was the best I've ever watched.
Has anyone ever been to one of these irl? Do all the women really show off their milk jugs like this? Do they get angry if you try to look down their shirts?
Been a few times The people in costume fall into two camps from what I saw.
There are the people there to just have a fun time, drink some mead and play dress up. The ladies might be flirty, but they’re pretty normal.
The other ones are the people who are so far down that particular rabbit hole that you better pray you don’t get stuck in a conversation with one.
Both groups have ladies showing off their jugs, but it’s hard to know who would be chill about you looking, but it’s fun to guess
>random sampling of Renaissance fair girls
>all of them have huge breasts
That seems statistically improbable.
Big tit contest. Pretty rare these days
To be fair a lot of them look like they're just fat and wearing corsets
Knightriders kinda
okay so apparently cleavage contests are an actual thing at Renaissance fairs
https://4archive.org/board/s/thread/17579602/
I won an axe toss contest at one of these and got to make out with the girl there who was dressed like this and super hot and into it.
Role Models isn't necessarily Renaissance Fair, but still pretty kino
Renaissance Fair is the reason why medieval Hollywood films have no color and everyone learns leather btw
I wish Ren Faire had no coloreds
Kind of want to go to one of these for the tiddies and swords
There was that one House episode.
The renfest near me has a distressing amount of people in fursuits that I'm worried is only increasing year over year.
It took maybe 2 years to go from one week events of silly non appropriate costumes to just being a cosplay event.
I love Blackmore's night