Lake Mungo filters morons every single time. Imagine thinking Lake Mungo was a waste of time but that capeshit they watched the other day wasn't because it had explosions and super duper CGI effects. Kek.
It really doesn't function as a filter at all. It doesn't have to be an either/or thing you disingenuous homosexual. Lake Mungo is objectively a subpar horror movie and marvel slop is disgusting for completely different reasons.
Boring pacing, lazy editing, not a single memorable character, moron tier story, nothing even remotely scary or somewhat disturbing happens. Literally any other found footage film is much better in every way.
I would rather hang out with a basedguzzling Funko pop addict wearing a XXXL Captain America tshirt than someone who thinks Lake Mungo is anything more than a 2/10.
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If you are a true horror fan, you wouldn't watch mainstream trash like Friday the 13th or Saw, you would watch real fricking horror movies, Extreme horror. Extreme horror is movies like August Underground, Serbian Film, Guinea Pig, and Salo. These horror films are for hardcore horror fans, not normalgays or w*men. People often dismiss these films as just "torture porn shlock", but they are true horror films, to quote Fred Vogel (director of August Underground), "these films are true art". They are like what would happen if the joker directed movies. They are masterpieces. Stop watching gay ass mainstream israelite shit, and watch actual kino horror. Also, when you watch them, make sure you don't watch normalgay extreme horror like Martyrs or Henry, that shit is gay. True extreme horror is like August Underground or Serbian Film. I imagine this post will piss normalgay horror fans off.
this. extreme horror films are the only ones worth watching. all other movies are just jumpscares and shittier action movies
Bruh it's still just homies playing pretend in front of the camera lmao
If you are a true horror fan, you wouldn't watch mainstream trash like Friday the 13th or Saw, you would watch real fricking horror movies, Extreme horror. Extreme horror is movies like August Underground, Serbian Film, Guinea Pig, and Salo. These horror films are for hardcore horror fans, not normalgays or w*men. People often dismiss these films as just "torture porn shlock", but they are true horror films, to quote Fred Vogel (director of August Underground), "these films are true art". They are like what would happen if the joker directed movies. They are masterpieces. Stop watching gay ass mainstream israelite shit, and watch actual kino horror. Also, when you watch them, make sure you don't watch normalgay extreme horror like Martyrs or Henry, that shit is gay. True extreme horror is like August Underground or Serbian Film. I imagine this post will piss normalgay horror fans off.
>One ticket for me and my boyfriends to see the latest violent, gore-filled, no-budget, edgy, hardcore, extreme, nihilistic, brutal, vile, anti-religious, heavy metal blasting, abortion-having, dog-fricking, blood-splattered, satanist, weed-smoking, underground, sodomizing, motherfricking badass, August Underground-inspired, Serbian Film-inspired, Unearthed Films extreme horror movie, free of any religious, artistic, or slowburn bullshit.
The movie was Event Horizon, watched it with a group of friends at night. Movie ended around 10:30 and I had to walk home. I took the shortcut through the woods because it cuts like 30 minutes off the walk home, never been more scared in my life. Never been bothered by any other horror movies, and Event Horizon is still one of my favorites.
No. I think being knocked around and psychologically abused before I even turned ten just deactivated my ability to feel scared by that stuff. Shit sucks tbh, just once I'd like to experience a movie so scary that I'm afraid to fall asleep but I'm just numb.
The only thing more embarrassing than being the person who made this image is being someone who has it saved and uses it to make b8 threads. Reeks of insecurity >”NOOOOO YOU CANT LIKE THESE SPECIFIC MOVIES THATS ONIONS”
I don't like horror movies because they're usually boring or gross but I like Alien and Silence of the Lambs for how tense they are and I guess they're scary too but they're not really horror films are they?
I enjoyed Late Night With The Devil recently, horror movies don’t really scare me anymore but I did feel more tense as the movie went on.
I’d love a cut of the movie where they take out the behind the scenes parts and just present it as a broadcast with 70’s ads.
I got trolled into believing Lake Mungo was supposed to be good and I never got around to watching it until today. Frick you if you like this and tell other people how good it ism. Absolute waste of an hour and a half. I hope you have a vision of your own ghosts before you die in your sleep tonite you fricking Australian homosexuals.
This. I watched it because it gets talked about endlessly on here and it was so fricking stupid. Even my gf who is easily impressed thought it was dumb
>downloaded 4th kind yifi edition >wanted to watch with my parents on Friday evening >we watch around 9ish pm >freaked me the frick out more than I expected >parents were freaked too we all enjoyed the movie >they go to sleep >uhhh I think I'll go to sleep on the day bed next to their room tonight >grab my cat, and we go to bed >umm I think I'll leave the dressing lamp on tonight too mr kitten >lay down >not even 5 mins later cat starts meowing incessantly when it never does usually >get fed up and throw him out, immediately quiets down once out of the room >dumb cat >lay back down and turn my back to the wall away from room >immediately the bulb blows out and now it's pitch black in room
I have never been more frozen stiff in my life. It felt like 20 hrs before I finally turned around and changed the bulb.
Have you ever been scared by a horror movie before?
Need a 6.0 version. The new anon posted is lazy but someone can work it into something with sovl. Should start by adding Soiguments back into the chart.
i was "scared" after Hereditary, but thats just because i saw it late and got home at 12:30am (EST) and my brother got home at like 2am and started walking around in the backyard talking loud as frick and i live in a ranch style house so they were right outside my window. and this other time i used open-back head phones for the first time and played Virtual Barbershop and i thought the opening lines were someone talking in my room but it was just the headphones. crazy stuff
mildly unnerved by Quarantine, but thats because I watched it when I was working at a summer camp in the woods, during a week when we had to shut the camp down due to swine flu
>this one image
It was because sóy spammers were flooding the board with sóyjaks and the mods shut it down they had no other choice. Before that the board was inhabited by anime posters who mainly treated it as a sfw /b/ whilst occasionally dabbling in Internet history, then the frog spammers came and declared war against the anime posters, with both sides never managing to get a major foothold in the conflict.....and then one day, the sóy posters showed up, the rest is history.
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Need a 6.0 version. The new anon posted is lazy but someone can work it into something with sovl. Should start by adding Soiguments back into the chart.
I'm gonna need to stop seeing Scream in these collages. You don't watch Scream because it's a meta deconstruction of horror tropes you watch it because Neve is the qt3.14 to end all qt3.14's and the film at large is populated only by gorgeous white people. Aquire some taste, fellas.
I'm not a believer in the supernatural, so things that actually scare me outside of the context of the film have to be grounded in reality. This movie was way better than it looked on the surface, and definitely makes me think twice about any Air B&B type situation.
kys ROTLD hater
You're a turbo nerd so you cant relate to the characters
frick off
lake chungus
yes
I prefer the remake personally
how come we never have bait threads for this movie?
Same with onions green
Be the change you want to see, anon. Think of all the (You)'s.
Lake Mungo filters morons every single time. Imagine thinking Lake Mungo was a waste of time but that capeshit they watched the other day wasn't because it had explosions and super duper CGI effects. Kek.
It really doesn't function as a filter at all. It doesn't have to be an either/or thing you disingenuous homosexual. Lake Mungo is objectively a subpar horror movie and marvel slop is disgusting for completely different reasons.
Boring pacing, lazy editing, not a single memorable character, moron tier story, nothing even remotely scary or somewhat disturbing happens. Literally any other found footage film is much better in every way.
I would rather hang out with a basedguzzling Funko pop addict wearing a XXXL Captain America tshirt than someone who thinks Lake Mungo is anything more than a 2/10.
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>lake mungo is 2/10
Shit taste moron confirmed.
I'd still rather chill with a GameStop manager than your fake patrician ass you absolute homosexual
have a nice day, moronic black gorilla ape
Scary music in movies creeps me out
August Underground's Mordum got to me, I gotta say
If you are a true horror fan, you wouldn't watch mainstream trash like Friday the 13th or Saw, you would watch real fricking horror movies, Extreme horror. Extreme horror is movies like August Underground, Serbian Film, Guinea Pig, and Salo. These horror films are for hardcore horror fans, not normalgays or w*men. People often dismiss these films as just "torture porn shlock", but they are true horror films, to quote Fred Vogel (director of August Underground), "these films are true art". They are like what would happen if the joker directed movies. They are masterpieces. Stop watching gay ass mainstream israelite shit, and watch actual kino horror. Also, when you watch them, make sure you don't watch normalgay extreme horror like Martyrs or Henry, that shit is gay. True extreme horror is like August Underground or Serbian Film. I imagine this post will piss normalgay horror fans off.
Bruh it's still just homies playing pretend in front of the camera lmao
I've seen a japanese adult video where a poor man is drowned to death in the piss of several girls. All on camera, all completely real
this. extreme horror films are the only ones worth watching. all other movies are just jumpscares and shittier action movies
none of those movies you just said are good are scary.
in fact they are just comedies because of how stupid they are.
>guinea pig
is a literal satire comedy piece newbie.
>One ticket for me and my boyfriends to see the latest violent, gore-filled, no-budget, edgy, hardcore, extreme, nihilistic, brutal, vile, anti-religious, heavy metal blasting, abortion-having, dog-fricking, blood-splattered, satanist, weed-smoking, underground, sodomizing, motherfricking badass, August Underground-inspired, Serbian Film-inspired, Unearthed Films extreme horror movie, free of any religious, artistic, or slowburn bullshit.
Yeah.
you replied to the wrong person anon.
that kid looks like Ralphie from christmas story
no
I think I drew the line with Terrifier when they did NOT include a scene where Art the Clown finds God. Maybe in the final sequel of the trilogy
You forgot to say please.
>120 days of sodomy
>They are like what would happen if the joker directed movies.
kek
real horror films are just compilations of rekt threads from gif
Eating poop is not horror, it's just your fetish
no, they are for sadists
''extreme horror''
>lists the most mainstream torture porn movies
lul ironic
>Serbian film
Fricking woop de doo. You must be around 12 years old.
REAL horror
lel
>my metal EXTREME
>my horror flicks EXTREME
bussy
Only once, and I was 12 years old at the time.
The movie was Event Horizon, watched it with a group of friends at night. Movie ended around 10:30 and I had to walk home. I took the shortcut through the woods because it cuts like 30 minutes off the walk home, never been more scared in my life. Never been bothered by any other horror movies, and Event Horizon is still one of my favorites.
No. I think being knocked around and psychologically abused before I even turned ten just deactivated my ability to feel scared by that stuff. Shit sucks tbh, just once I'd like to experience a movie so scary that I'm afraid to fall asleep but I'm just numb.
Expecting to be scared by horror movies and assuming being le scary to be a prerequisite for a good horror movie is the mindset of a 12 yo
>horror movies don't need to be scary
this is correct
Not in a long time. I get more fear and anxiety from non-horror video games than I do horror movies. That being said I still love horror movies.
The only thing more embarrassing than being the person who made this image is being someone who has it saved and uses it to make b8 threads. Reeks of insecurity
>”NOOOOO YOU CANT LIKE THESE SPECIFIC MOVIES THATS ONIONS”
Anons really can't tell this is an recommendation list
Onions fellows really do love horror movies
I LOVE UNCONVENTIONALLY COLORED EYEGLASS FRAMES!!!
witnessing the majority of the internet turn into sheep recycling the same shit over and over is pretty horrifying to think about.
I don't like horror movies because they're usually boring or gross but I like Alien and Silence of the Lambs for how tense they are and I guess they're scary too but they're not really horror films are they?
Someone needs to add Pulse
Olay so what is a horror movie that isn't onions at this point?
The Thing
I love these high effort infographics
I love how this doesn’t list a single horror movie the creator actually likes
homie did you just come here because you enjoy television and film?
Why should it? That's not the point of the image.
I enjoyed Late Night With The Devil recently, horror movies don’t really scare me anymore but I did feel more tense as the movie went on.
I’d love a cut of the movie where they take out the behind the scenes parts and just present it as a broadcast with 70’s ads.
I believe that already exists with the special edition release but I might be wrong.
you can use any argument and still the best innovative and subversive a24 horror film will always lose to a cheesy slasher made by a random guy
>Posting the shitty bait version
Here's an actual soi horror chart without any kino in it, OP is a gay Black for posting the bait version
>Green room
>Horror
Yeah, you're just as moronic as the homosexual who made this chart
>Return of the Living Dead
>bad
Unbased and incorrect image. James Karen's performance is the best thing I've ever seen.
I got trolled into believing Lake Mungo was supposed to be good and I never got around to watching it until today. Frick you if you like this and tell other people how good it ism. Absolute waste of an hour and a half. I hope you have a vision of your own ghosts before you die in your sleep tonite you fricking Australian homosexuals.
>Lake Mungo
That was a pretty good movie. Comfy found footage.
This. I watched it because it gets talked about endlessly on here and it was so fricking stupid. Even my gf who is easily impressed thought it was dumb
Thank you anon. I wouldn't even have a problem with the pacing if there was some kind of significant payoff. This was just gay.
It's not often I hate a movie, but Lake Mungo was a complete waste of time.
Needs a 6.0 version. With Beau is Afraid and Men as the new additions.
the witch isn't ypipo b creepy though
>downloaded 4th kind yifi edition
>wanted to watch with my parents on Friday evening
>we watch around 9ish pm
>freaked me the frick out more than I expected
>parents were freaked too we all enjoyed the movie
>they go to sleep
>uhhh I think I'll go to sleep on the day bed next to their room tonight
>grab my cat, and we go to bed
>umm I think I'll leave the dressing lamp on tonight too mr kitten
>lay down
>not even 5 mins later cat starts meowing incessantly when it never does usually
>get fed up and throw him out, immediately quiets down once out of the room
>dumb cat
>lay back down and turn my back to the wall away from room
>immediately the bulb blows out and now it's pitch black in room
I have never been more frozen stiff in my life. It felt like 20 hrs before I finally turned around and changed the bulb.
Holy shit, a new edition.
soulles
>Seethes because his favorite slop is in the image
No, it's because it looks so lazy compared to 5.0 and it lacks the soiguments.
Jason X is fricking awesome, though.
Need a 6.0 version. The new anon posted is lazy but someone can work it into something with sovl. Should start by adding Soiguments back into the chart.
Lake Mungo is good
There's too much kino in that image.
i was "scared" after Hereditary, but thats just because i saw it late and got home at 12:30am (EST) and my brother got home at like 2am and started walking around in the backyard talking loud as frick and i live in a ranch style house so they were right outside my window. and this other time i used open-back head phones for the first time and played Virtual Barbershop and i thought the opening lines were someone talking in my room but it was just the headphones. crazy stuff
The Descent
Best straightforward horror of the 2000s
mildly unnerved by Quarantine, but thats because I watched it when I was working at a summer camp in the woods, during a week when we had to shut the camp down due to swine flu
>Not having a jumpscare in the image to demonstrate your point
You stupid Black person.
it's amazing to realize this one image deleted an entire board of Cinemaphile from existence and spawned an entire memetic subculture.
>this one image
It was because sóy spammers were flooding the board with sóyjaks and the mods shut it down they had no other choice. Before that the board was inhabited by anime posters who mainly treated it as a sfw /b/ whilst occasionally dabbling in Internet history, then the frog spammers came and declared war against the anime posters, with both sides never managing to get a major foothold in the conflict.....and then one day, the sóy posters showed up, the rest is history.
onions posters saved the day after all. frick anime.
the shining legit made me shit my pants and scream like a girl
'parkling 'emerald
I watch almost exclusively horror movies and Caveat was quite scary
The real horror movie is watching movies die right in front of our eyes.
The real horror is watching people love capeshit.
The real horror is realizing that some people love capeshit and spend so much of their free time discussing it and spending their money on it.
>Have you ever been scared by a horror movie before?
Horror movies don't need to be scary.
>Has no jumpscares
>The Mothman Prophecies
You should include Mulholland Drive there too in that case.
This image is five years old, when are we getting onions horror 6.0?
Made a better one
Much better! Thanks.
Needs more Jpegs.
It needs "Pleb, What horror movies do YOU like?" in soiguments tbh. It's the most common response.
bump
No horror movie is scarier than going on Facebook and seeing more than half of my high school classmates are married, some with kids even.
I'm gonna need to stop seeing Scream in these collages. You don't watch Scream because it's a meta deconstruction of horror tropes you watch it because Neve is the qt3.14 to end all qt3.14's and the film at large is populated only by gorgeous white people. Aquire some taste, fellas.
I was so obsessed with her in like 1997 that I had a geocities page that was a shrine to her.
Patrician taste my friend.
Afraid of Jigsaw?
Horror movies are literally only scary because of jumpscares or the anticipation of a jumpscare.
>Hating on rotld and Tcm2.
Do you even know what they're referencing?
Please enlighten us on what is superior horror.
I'm not a believer in the supernatural, so things that actually scare me outside of the context of the film have to be grounded in reality. This movie was way better than it looked on the surface, and definitely makes me think twice about any Air B&B type situation.