Have you ever gone back to a movie and noticed as you get older you prefer certain characters more or identify with them more?
Have you ever gone back to a movie and noticed as you get older you prefer certain characters more or identify with them more?
sam doesn’t want used up goods
nor does he deserve it
sam saving middle earth to be rewarded with a used up roastie prostitute is about the second most depressing thing i can imagine
I’m curious what the first is
my wife killing herself and abandoning me and the kids
Not to be a downer/derail a potential LOTR thread, but for me it's the thought of my wife outliving me. I can't stand the thought of how broken she'd be and I would much rather be the one who has to carry that hurt instead of her. 🙁
>I can't stand the thought of how broken she'd be
Things that don't happen in reality
>my wife killing herself and abandoning me and the kids
This is, at least, better than your wife divorcing you and getting full custody.
the roastie prostitute who actually believes that she deserves a man like Sam
>Used up roastie prostitute
Um he got with Rosie mate, what do you think was going on in the Shire the several years he was off traveling middle-earth?
In the books, mass industrialization and slavery. The movies? May as well have put a time freeze spell on the place. Either way she was a virgin maiden that he leveled up into a mother.
He built her into a sweetheart from the ground up?
She was young enough to have 13 kids so she wasn't that used up.
>what do you think was going on in the Shire the several years he was off traveling middle-earth?
This is a wholesome fantasy story sir
>several years
Anon it took them 6 months to destroy the ring. they left in September and it was destroyed in march. They returned to the shire the day before Halloween. It was about 13 months in total.
They celebrate Halloween in middle earth?
Not sure but it uses the same calendar. October 30th is when they came back and then have to save the shire.
>six months
Given that these are hobbits Middle-earth must be really small then, especially given how many mountains and swamps they had to cross.
I guess someone did the math on it 1800 or so miles. Not including the time in Rivendell or Lothlorien it's something like 20miles a day
Schlickin her bean waiting for Samwise to come back, obviously. Practicing how to make proper po-tay-toes and stuff like that.
>tee hee i'm not like the other girls 😛
Cyrus from the matrix
Michael and Dwight from the office are actually the funny ones. Pam and Jim are mostly just malicious. Philus is insufferable
literally everyone agrees with that
>rides the chad wiener carousel until she’s used up and ready to settle down with a “nice guy”
love from Kazakhstan
So women in their early 20s are attracted to looks but women in their late 20s are attracted to money?
they’re attracted to stability and commitment as they age
In a biological sense the women in later life realize their best chance to have successful offspring is to have children with a stable and successful man.
No, only the 28 year old failure settles for a provider. The worthy girl 21 marries aragorn and makes babies for him and they remain loyal to each other until death. It's only the roastie continually shooting out of her league and sampling chad wieners who rationalizes the appeal of the steady beta.
Btw
is also correct Sam is top-tier, who wisely chooses a homely babymaking wife who will love him and be loyal, not a used up roastie
the hobbit samwise marries is a hot big titty bawd though
It means she has no other options and is trying to make up for lost time by securing a dude who will buy her stuff and won't argue back when she's going out with friends every saturday night for "reasons".
> Almost 30 and tired of riding the wiener carousel and decide to settle down with a chubby non threatening beta who will wage slave and be a good dad.
A tale as old as time. I wish a woman would surprise me and go as hard as possible to be the biggest prostitute ever and don't settle down.
>I wish a woman would surprise me and go as hard as possible to be the biggest prostitute ever and don't settle down
Just look up old porn stars
Lisa Ann for instance is doing they last I checked
She hob on my bits til I Sam
Watching this as a teen I identified with the protag and saw little wrong with his mentality. Years later I rewatched and found him to be the most selfish and inconsiderate, up his own ass, moron imaginable. I still get were he is coming from, and would do the same shit he did even now, but at least I understand how miserable of a human he is and what that says about me.
Granted I don't have a wife and children. To me that changes things. Or at least i'd like to think so but being ignorant it's hard to know for certain.
When I was a kid, I idolized Aragorn, he was cool and fricked up orcs and was a good guy
As an adult I identify with Theoden, trying my damnedest to be as good as my father, ashamed for all the frick ups I had in my youth and being a piece of shit, and wanting to redeem myself even if it means dying
I've turned my life around now but I was just figuring out how to be a competent, responsible, good man when he passed
It'll haunt me for the rest of my life that he'll never see what I've become and understand the positive influence he had on me
>I go to my fathers, in whose mighty company, I shall not now feel ashamed
She's actually still attracted to Aragorn, but wants to want Sam. That said, I used to be all about Daphne or Velma, now I want a Hex Girl.
>wants to want Sam
No anon, she wants to convince Sam that she wants him while she takes business trips to Gondor and gets that BNC.
>draws the hobbit as 6 foot tall, implying height is still more important to her than personality
lol, manlets
homie whyd you have to do it
This comic was specifically crafted to get mass upboats from fat Plebbitors.
Maybe. The closest thing I got off the top of my head for this is how I used to think of X-men powers.
When I was a kid, I wanted Wolverine's claws because I thought it was the most badass shit.
Now as an adult, I want Nightcrawler's teleportation. Frick having metal claws, I wanna be able to see my family in other parts of the country without having to get on a plane.
me? i’d choose face spikes
She wouldn't have sex with me when I was 15, so now I will not marry her at 40
Wait a sec... She's 28 now, and you're 40? So when you were 15... uh...
Less in movies than in tv shows and cartoons.
Oh man I was thinking about this fricking comic today.
>when I was 18 and hot I wanted hot guys
>now that I'm run through and busted at I want a dude who has no other options
It makes me laugh so fricking hard every time. Woman are something else.
how the frick did she get so short in 7 years?
Soft guys are literally invisible to women until they are like 28, even then they still aren't preferable