Have you ever had a dream so kino that you still remember it even now?

Have you ever had a dream so kino that you still remember it even now?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    had a dream i fricked your mom boom roasted say what

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's always the worst dream that I remember: a girl falls in love with me.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I write mine down if they're whacky enough.
    Have a whole folder. Some I still remember, some I dont, but it's a fun read on occation.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't dream. Maybe like once every few years. Otherwise it is flashes, like photos one or two every few months at most. Nothing of substance.
    I did have a dream when I was like 12 where I was in a pyramid where the ground and sand between me and the rest of the group was rapidly sinking into a black hole. I tried to jump it and failed. I felt myself being torn apart and I ended up waking up with pain shooting through my whole body.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    all the time
    even dreamed I was in a theater watching imaginary kino

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just two nights ago 8 had a very vivid dream thanks to a sample of some sleep aid supplements..
    I was at an event of some kind. Indoor. It was like a hotel with an auditorium. I got my hands on a bomb and I thought it would be funny to set it off in the auditorium. I went and put it in the corner and hit the timer and then ran off laughing. Next thing I knew it went off and blew a few people up. Everyone was going nuts and running. Some people saw me so I ran. I spent the rest of my dream dreading getting caught and spending the rest of my life in prison. It was a nightmare. All of this was very vivid. Felt real af. Im getting more of those supplements.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream when I was in kindergarten that I was in my class and the teacher had a big curtain hanging in the middle of the room. The teacher said don’t pull the curtain but I wanted to be funny. I pulled the curtain back and behind it was an evil spirt that devoured everyone whole and ate me last.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh Little Anon!
      You rascal you!

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once I dreamed that I was hit by a car and was filled with joy at the realization I was about to die. The feeling of disappointment I had when I woke up haunts me to this day.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remembered all my dreams all through high school. Like I could recount over 30 nightmares like they were my favorite tv episodes. My art teacher had us all do our scariest nightmares in charcoal, now 20 years later that single nightmare is the only one I can remember at all.

    Write down and sketch your thoughts out anons. Your superhuman memory is long gone years before you can even run for president

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One night, I had a vivid dream in which I ran away with my lover and we stayed at this bed and breakfast type thing. It was a foggy fall morning and all of the tree leaves were freshly orange. The room was lit only by the natural lighting from the window. I was lying in bed with my lover, both of us in nothing but our underwear, and I had assumed that we had spent the previous night having sex. Her hair was splayed across her face as she slept so peacefully. I snuggled closer into her and peacefully took in the moment.

    That is until I woke up and realized none of that was real and I’m still a lonely loser. And it’s always the cheeseball shit like that that sticks with me the longest.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We’ve all had dreams where we fall in love when we are young. They do stick with you. I remember the good ones in detail still.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be dreaming
    >thinking about kino threads
    >the mime looking clown attacks
    >granny pops out of the dumpster
    >starts raping faster than eminem
    >the cat that looks fake but is real dances
    >janny bans grandma. Wake up. Mad

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My street was flooded and I was surfing down it with loads of people including the shark from Finding Nemo and the cast of Seinfeld. And I remember it because I always thought dreams like that were made up by tryhards but I really had that dream.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream once that I woke up from happy, and was happy the entire day. I've never felt that way since

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was on morphine post-surgery and had some really vivid dreams. In one of them it was the late 80s in Chicago during Christmastime and I was this guy having to find chairs and tables for some community Christmas party that was going on. Everyone was happy to see me and there was this very positive atmosphere that filled me with joy unlike anything I’d experienced in my life. I guess it was the morphine doing it’s thing but I was really sad when I woke up. It was really dumb when I put it into words. But it was like I’d traveled back in time in someone else’s body. I don’t know if that’s considered kino but it was a very transcendent experience for me.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be in narrow hallway
    >all red
    >headless bodies lined up against the walls
    >on the other end of the hallway, a man in butcher attire wearing a paper bag on his head approaches me with an axe
    This was years ago and I still remember it vividly

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once used the wow ui to log out of a nightmare and it actually worked. I woke up as soon as it hit 1

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can remember lots of my dreams. I think my most kino was defeating my dream archnemesis Chucky

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a you wake up in your bed and you feel an incredibly terrifying presence hurling through your room like a tornado and the wind it produces pushes you into your mattress so you're unable to move episode

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's sleep paralysis, don't worry they leave you alone usually

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It felt more like a force of nature than a demon or whatever. I wanted to get up and close the window because I thought the apocalypse was happening, but the wind was so powerful I couldn't move a muscle.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a "you woke up on December 22 2022" and realized that the last 7 months didn't happen and you're stuck in an endless time loop" episode

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >7 months
        You could easily make a lot of money and then travel somewhere, party, drink, and frick without concern or consequence.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a you woke up at 3am and you suddenly remember that 3am is the witching hour and now you're thinking about all the creepy things that have happened in your life and all the spooky YouTube videos and movies you've watched and now you've scared yourself so bad that you can't get back to sleep episode

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually woke up at 3:43, 3:38, 3:33, and 3:27 each night this week

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fear is like food to them. Imagine hugging your demons and they will stop having power over you.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once had a sex dream with the girl I lost my virginity to. Woke up and decided to text her since it had been a while. She responds saying it’s weird that I texted her. Ask her why. She says she just dreamt that we had sex. We fricked each other in the dream world. One of the weirdest coincidences I’ve ever had.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex dream with person you know
      This concept is so wild. Like your unconscious mind is trying to convince you to frick this person irl with a simulation.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        We ended up having sex not long after that. But things never turned into an actual relationship. There are things that we just can’t accept about each other. It sucks because she was the only girl I’d been with that I felt truly in love with despite her flaws. But I knew that it wouldn’t work in the long run and we moved on. Never again have I laid with a girl and felt so happy and content as if the world could end in that moment and I would be at peace. She felt the same about me. But we just couldn’t make it work.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    even dream me is a loser
    i was in middle school and I had a dream about some victorias secret chick and I REMEMBER this b***h saying 'please don't touch me'

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I almost never recall my dreams, and when I do they're very generic and not detailed. but one of the first times I took edibles, I had this really long and vivid dream about the girl who sat next to me in E&M lab a couple years prior. We started dating, got married, had four kids, and it really did feel like it was all occurring in real time, like decades passed as we grew old together. I remember meeting her family and their house, I remember the house we bought together, I remember the smell of her body odor and the births of our children and watching them grow up.

    I've never had anything like it before or since.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i had a cool time loop dream a few days ago. i woke up thinking i should write it down, but i didn't, and now i barely remember it.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Dream Me
    >Get escorted to Target in a black SUV by Pierce Brosnan for whatever reason
    >He tells me to go pick something up for him in there (don’t remember what)
    >Some chick offers to give me a haircut
    >I say sure why not
    >She only cuts half of my hair and still has the nerve to charge me $60 + tip
    >I scream at her and tell her to go frick herself
    >Storm out of Target angry
    >Wake up pissed for no reason

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first time I lucid dreamed and I just fricked every chick I ever thought was hot and got wasted and stoned as frick.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a put your head on the pillow and you wake up instantly but a full 8 hours have passed
    bullshit. you don't even feel rested.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was like 7 or 8 I dreamt that I was Link after saving Hyrule and Zelda was laying with me on a grassy hill and we were talking about getting married.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last kino dream I remember having, myself and a few others wake up in a building on a post-apocalyptic Earth. We have no memories and don't speak, we were kind of like children in a way. A girl and I fall in love. Eventually, scavengers invade our building and bully us but we successfully fight them off and they run away.
    Last nightmare I had I was in a grocery store when a zombie apocalypse breaks out outside. We barricade the doors while their glowing eyes stare back at us, but eventually they break in and tear everyone to pieces

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The other night I had a dream where me and my older brother were arguing about money and my eldery parents. We were talking inside my parents home and walked out the front door into the yard as the argument heated. As we walked out onto the yard there was a man passing by walking his dog, it was like one those small toy dogs like a chihuahua, it immediately got off its leash and sprinted towards me. My brother (who always carries a pocket
    .380) immediately pulled out his gun and shot the dog. The owner started crying and then my brother turned the gun towards him and threatened him as well. Instantly across the street and a bit further down, some cops appeared out of nowhere and drew their weapons. Knowing my brother was about to be gunned down in a firefight, I ran back inside the house, headed for the back door, exited into the back alley and sprinted away.

    Then I woke up.

    (This is something that my brother would actually do, he's nuts)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're having anxiety about your brothers gun-slinging lifestyle because you're afraid he's not man enough to take on the law if it ever comes to it. Either get him classes on better shooting or get him a bigger gun if you want to become a less anxious person. Make efforts to solve the problems in your life.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the time...
    1. UFO invasion takes place at a baseball game - lightning strikes the people in the stands before
    2. Witch trapped me in a mirrorverse sort of like Boo's Haunted Mansion in Super Mario 64, had to ask for help to get out of that one
    3. Floated up into a UFO floating over my house (there wasn't anyone inside, just dark with orange lights)
    4. Kamehameha'd a witch in a dream
    5. Cyborg Obama shocked the frick out of me because I was going too deep on conspiracies

    Those are just a few. I try to write them down, helps you remember them more vividly

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notepad document 2-13-23
    >"The Fantastic Mr. Fox" dream
    (I have never seen this film, that's just what the title was)
    >i was was watching this because it was described as "proof that the american film industry was still based"
    >the poster was of a big southern plantation house
    The gist of plot was this young lady maid developing a bond with a black girl house slave after an old maid retires

    The next two lines were literally presented as a greentext
    >"wait, we have this woman we own that can do stuff for us? we had this the whole time?"
    >"uhh you never asked"

    >the black lady sets her arm down and accidentally hits the strings of a guitar left on the couch
    >"omg go to bed"
    >"your mother is a prostitute" or something is written on the wall behind them
    >"well spotted" and they all get up and run
    >thin pale exorcist demon shrieks and lunges at them
    >it impales them with metal crosses that shoot up out of the ground mangling their faces like that scene in event horizon
    >the movie suddenly and brutally kills off the main characters you've been following for the entire movie right at the end out of nowhere, for no reason
    >every person who witnesses it gets impaled by another spike coming out of the ground, a bible verse appears in the bottom left corner of the screen saying something about coveting the image of evil
    it shows the outside of the house with hundreds of people running to save eachother and getting killed in a chain reaction
    >the UN declares a global state of emergency and faceless dudes in futuristic armor beam in
    >huge battle with laser beams flying everywhere
    I actually started clapping when I woke up it was such an unexpected kino ending

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I hate about kino dreams, is that soon only the particulars is what I end up remembering. The feelings I feel during them seem to only exist in the realm of the dream, and they fade away in an instant when I return to consciousness.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i was very young, probably less than 8 years old, i dreamt that i saw a bigass black tower appear on the horizon & float through the darkening sky towards my house, vaporizing with lightning bolts everything in its path. When it finally arrived overhead, i hid in the basement while it obliterated my entire neighborhood, & afterward i climbed out & surveyed the wreckage while it moved on. i wonder what it all meant

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a waking at 3 AM to slow rubbing on your face AGAIN
    Please just let me sleep

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember about half my dreams. I have a dream world that I could draw the layout of. Most of it interconnects and varies very little from dream to dream.
    Probably my most exciting dream was where I fought off zombies with my grandpa. He was blasting them away with a shotgun while I was kicking them off a high landing.
    I've had movie trailer dreams, like the movie trailer of a non-existent movie I came up with will play as a dream in my head. Its rare but it happens.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the last month ever since I've started taking zinc I get dreams without fail every fricking night. Sometimes it's about the book I was reading, yesterday I dreamt about Hesse. Sometimes it's an insanely hot wet dream, sometimes it's about my friends and family and sometimes it's just random bullshit. Been loving it though.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a recurring dream I've had since I was a child. I was in a mall alone with only employees being the only other people present. I would be aware that I am in a dream and would marvel at all the food and toys around and yet never try any of them. Afterwards, I would approach a french fries shop and enter a line behind other people. Then I would wake up. I don't know what this dream means.

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