Have you ever had to be the nerd and explain to a girl about a movie or show cuz they were too dumb to understand?

Have you ever had to “be the nerd” and explain to a girl about a movie or show cuz they were too dumb to understand, Cinemaphile?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I FRICKING LOVE GETTING TAXED BY THE GOVRENMENT
      yikes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit like this brings me down, because while I want to provide for my family I dont want to work a shitty job doing it because then I feel while money maybe coming in Ill be an butthole to my family because Im not happy myself

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i guess the only logical option is for you to remain a neet for the rest of your life. God speed

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Family man who hates his job here, its worth it sometimes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So don't take out your unhappiness on other people? Learn to be able to handle a shitty job without turning unhappy as you also work towards getting a none shitty job?
        Try having a job before automatically assuming it'll be shit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was saying what he needed to manipulate Walt. He's a gay man who lives alone. He doesn't believe anything he's saying.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Gus has a wife and kids he keeps so separated from his business no one knows them
        wasn't there kids toys in his house?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Originally, yes, but then they made him gay in better call saul because it's current year.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conservatives are not very good at thinking

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. cuts his own dick and calls himself a woman

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Accurately called you on all your lies and delusions though.

        What do you believe "thinking" actually is?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the mentality that brought western civilization to the state where it is.

      Female took advantage of this to destroy everything.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the israeli mentality?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a man provides for his family
      >then where is yours? I see you threw some toys around the room to give that impression but this house doesn't have the smell of others.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kwab

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A man is a b***h to the system.
      Thanks, sounds like great advice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got JK Rowling'd lol. He likely wanted to manipulate Walt into sleeping with him.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, why are you asking?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomies now screencap reels from their adhd fap session and make threats about it
    no wonder you don't get laid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nuh uh I dont get laid for plenty of reasons

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't talk to women

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting a reduction now because of all the “”””drama”””””

      hope you’re happy Cinemaphile

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dumb b***h shoots herself in the foot
        good lol. not like i would have ever got to suck em anyway

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont give even the tiniest frick
        theres millions of big titty b***hes ready to take her place

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This lmao, her loss enjoy being invisible until you die dumb b***h

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish it feels like I only see small titty women in public anymore

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >maiming herself
        >I care
        I don't

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she gets a reduction
        >makes less money
        >spends like she still makes the same money (women are incapable of not living paycheck-to-paycheck and their spending never goes down)
        >homeless

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she gets a reduction
          >makes less money
          >cries and begs for donations
          >idiots give her money
          >she gets implants
          >claims shes "back" after abuse made her change

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why should we care?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those breasts are all body fat. She can def get a reduction. As long as there aren't any nasty scars

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        if she is too stupid to embrace them, she doesn't deserve them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the dumb biches that do this end up getting implants.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did she at least do any nudes before the reduction?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I could careless, if some dumb prostitute wants to mutilate herself that is one less moron in the genepool

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I could careless

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Idiocracy wasn't a comedy it was a documentary
            back to redddit with you grammargay

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                crazy that this was Tim Curry's 2nd creapiest role

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >getting reduction for anything other than cancer
        Lmao

        Name please, I really have a thing with girls with busted faces and giant breasts

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean she's gonna have to get by on that amazing face and personality of hers? Kek.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do titgays get so up in arms about something that they'll never get to touch?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          a good set of breasts are not touched, they are appreciated from a distance.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then observe them in the medical biohazard waste bag virgie

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I do.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rando roastie choosing to undergo unnecessary surgery
        I'm ecstatic lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name please, I really have a thing with girls with busted faces and giant breasts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has literally never faced a millisecond of hardship in her life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love butter faces with hot bodies.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        me2 its some kind of weird magic , i actually prefer them over crazy hot women...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the rack does not save the face, no matter what her plastic surgeon told her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name please, I really have a thing with girls with busted faces and giant breasts

        psycheswings

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you bro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rape.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women are more honest than we give them credit for

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you respond without sounding mad here?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >post some cool or funny artwork you did on instagram
        >”Just a reminder you are not entitled to comment on my artwork.”

        Maaan feminism got its wires so tangled. That line only works when you’re not a literal amateur model soliciting interaction with pictures and videos of yourself. A women on the street? Yeah leave her alone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice breasts prostitute, then ghost forever because with a haircut like that she is 100% a man hating lesbian

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People saying her face is bad would call her a 10/10 with straight black hair, bangs, a choker and eye makeup.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she's alright by me. Some of the tiktoks with more makeup are sexy. Would love her riding my meat n 2 veg with those whale blubbers slapping around

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that wouldn't fix her nose.
        i mean, she's ok, not particularly pretty, but not ugly either.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting a reduction now because of all the “”””drama”””””

      hope you’re happy Cinemaphile

      may Allah punish her for her insolence

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      beautiful lady.nwhat her name? Is single? She deserves to be treated like fine wine

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks king. These were built for next gianna michaels

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best anon in this thread, focusing on the import things

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Phone cameras and social media shouldn't have been invented.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw The Departed with my Asian girlfriend at the time. She didn't realize that Matt Damon and Leonardo Decaprio were actually two different people, she thought it was the same white guy. Took her until halfway through that long ass movie to realize.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't look anything alike. Christ what a moron.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's just like we can't tell bugs apart from each other yet they can

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Humans are programmed to recognize faces of their own race, or at least the one they grew up with. That's why whites think Asian women are pretty but an Asian guy will tell you 3/4 of the girls you're looking at are ugly as frick.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, that's called men with low standards.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Actually she's objectively ugly. I know because I was raised to think that.
          No wonder Asian women have no interest in Asian "men."

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't even imagine how she made any sense of the movie like that. She must of been sitting there so confused

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could see matt damon and mark wahlberg but leo?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It took me a while to be able to tell the difference between Ethan Hawke and Kevin Bacon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell your chink gf to open those eyes wider

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        all white people look alike

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          We have different colored hair and eyes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It do be like that. Couldn't even tell who was who in the Pacific flashbacks in LA Noire

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, get her to watch American Psycho. Litterally everyone dresses and looks the same which is the point.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. My wife is a bigger cinema nerd than me. I think there's stuff she doesn't bother showing me cuz she doesn't think I'll get it/care for it.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >babe, he's at rekall experiencing the false memories the whole time.
    >I mean, it's exactly the vacation package he paid for.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes shortly afterward she sent me a snapchat of her cheating on me

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ew, you understand complicated things, what a loser
    >what do you mean there's a negative correlation between intelligence and fertility?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women want you to be knowledgeable about something but never actually talk about it. They want you to be absorbed in whatever, sports, instruments, crafting, etc but never explain why. They love being second. They want to fight for your attention then lose because they like the feeling that you have more important shit to do than them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did your daddy andrew tate tell you that you fricking loser?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you redditors so obsessed with that guy? I just don't get it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s actually sort of said in The Perks of being a Wallflower. Something like “women want a guy they can believe in”, ie someone who has developed some talent.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that were true, then intelligence would be selected for when coupled with introversion. A guy who's high IQ and super introverted would be a pussy slayer. I probably don't need to tell you this isn't true. Extroverts have a little more sex, but introverts are a little more likely to reproduce. Not much there.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It goes without saying but extroverts can also be intelligent and have interests. Just calling it how I see it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Extroverts can also be intelligent, yes, but they'll talk about those things more often, which you just said was a negative for women, so high IQ + extroversion should be disgusting to women, while high IQ + introversion should be hot if what you're saying is true. Is it? No, it isn't. Women aren't attracted to intelligence at all. They ARE attracted to money, though.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's rare

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I literally don't even try, and apparently I have hot as frick women stalking my ass.
          >mom goes to new orleans
          >some chick recognizes her
          >my mom has never met this chick in her life
          >she is talking to my mom about me
          >tells my mom she is there with her BOYFRIEND
          >she is talking to my mom about how HOT I WAS with short hair
          >mom eventually tells me of interaction
          >asks me if I know girls name
          >literally WTF never heard of this chick in my life
          >mom sends me pic of her
          >surprise she is actually hot
          I was blown away. If I wasn't picky about the women I have sex with I'd have probably gotten laid by more than 30 women.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    link?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://assetsio.reedpopcdn.com/nintendo-confirms-there-is-no-female-link-1465930072036.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&fit=bounds&quality=70&format=jpg&auto=webp

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        schizo post

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?????????????????????????

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >webp
        You're not hacking my computer, homosexual.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what makes this more egregious is he didnt even bother to upload the pic himself. he actually went and hyperlinked it from some random website. i dont know if thats dedication or just insanity

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no point in doing this unless she asks you to explain. Even then it's too late.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >explain to
    Why should I?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seat neighbor
    do ESL's really?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do muttgoblins say it?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie that you tried to take your fricking ignorance into an attack is hilarious. Enjoy having every white girl you already creep out laugh when you ask if they want to be your seat neighbor.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rooms are too expensive and there are too many crammed in each room for them to lay down so this is what they do now, rent a chair.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine her getting BLACKED RAW

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot to mention at the end of my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you aren’t

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's very transphobic of you anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      only took 50 posts for someone to say it. this place has changed

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I was late

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          happens to the best of us

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s evening in India

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I coomed

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs another video of her getting shown the pleasure of being a woman addicted to anon's dick.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that never happened here is what really happened: the girl found some dude minding his own business and sat next to him so she could use him as an excuse to take a picture of her giant breasts to post and brag about on social media without looking arrogant

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to explain Avatar (the movie, 2011) to a girl I was on a date with

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you have to explain ferngully as well?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did she not understand?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had said a book I was reading was "a bit like avatar" due to how it showed the opposition between the desires of science and those of politics (i.e. the anthropologists in Avatar and the mining guys)
        she asked me to clarify how they were different and when I brought up how the anthropologists had to flee the mining base she said she didn't understand that part

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I constantly need to explain NGE and EoE to female “weebs” and how their shippergay fandom explanation is wrong.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    women are prostitutes and liars , what else is new to you ?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Robin. She didn't understand Sam's motivation pursuing the case.
    Then I find out that she watched it on network TV where they cut out Jean-Pierre's (Michael Lonsdale) explanation of the story of the 47 Ronin.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Robin.
      Ronin (fricking auto-correct)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blaming the phone instead of yourself for using a fricking phone

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. I got the second part, but was wondering WhoTF is Robin?

        What a ride.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see what isn't clear about his motivation. It's all explained by the end of the movie before the climax. You don't even need the ronin scene
      Your gf is just dumb

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. Her breasts expand by several magnitudes when things get explained to her?

    Or is this one of those "This guy in the gym is showboating (not really, he's just wiping down after his workout but I've been practicing this massive c**t of an expression on my face I want to put up on twitter)" things?

    Weren't all these attention-whoring social media cows pretending to be geeks and nerds themselves two minutes ago?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you already put 3000% more thoughtpower into this than she has into her entire life
      dont spend this much energy on women, they werent designed to be taken seriously

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, she just wanted to take a picture of her breasts and thought up some bullshit excuse to pretend she's not just taking a picture of her breasts.
      You have to understand that a woman's mind is in constant battle between a great desire to be a bawd while pretending to not be a bawd.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. young anons should take in this wisdom
        it's also why they act like demented prostitutes the moment they are abroad or out of their usual area of influence - with consequence removed, they become only the prostitute with no restraint.
        >tee her I'm a traveler

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are women so moronic bros?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them coast on their looks.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to explain the climax sequence of Tenet to my girlfriend. I drew a timeline and everything.
    She didn't get it and didn't care.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    every time i do, even though i go from explaining it normally to dumbing it down a child could understand, they are still confused. women are literally children, if you ever notice what they watch or give them the remote its always shit for children like pixar movies, disney, teen novel adaptations etc. yet i still try to explain regardless. women are unrionically just good for taking creampies.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girl asked me if I knew a name of a movie that started with Y. I said Yojimbo. She looked at me like I made it up.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    booba

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    milk

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss her bros... She is the closest I've ever been to finally get a girlfriend in 29 years of existence...
    I didn't ask for anything and made my peace dying alone but she came and started playing with me.
    She is cute and doesn't like parties, her Instagram is on private and she is not following a lot of people.
    I loved her spirit.
    And I got attached, gave her everything, did everything for her, helped her when she had family problems, when she was sick, always been there... I've never been so invested and so smooth in my entire life.
    But she kept playing hot and cold. Sometimes she ghosts me for a long period before coming back and showering me with attention.
    Now it's been 1 month of ghosting as usual, it's killing me...
    I'm tired, I can't do this again, it's her or it's over.

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