Have you ever met a celebrity?
>be at a bar in LA
>realize Jamie Foxx is sitting next to me
>we start talking
>he's a cool dude
>we drink a few beers and shot some pool
>he invites me to his place
>I'm thinking "hell yeah, I'm about to party with Jamie Foxx!"
>we get to his place and he tells me to make myself comfortable
>he goes into another room and comes out with a guitar
>he starts playing and singing
>I'm thinking "this guy is amazing!"
>he finishes his song and we start talking again
>he's a really cool guy
>we talk for a few hours and then he says he's going to bed
>he tells me to make myself at home and watch TV or whatever
>I'm thinking "I'm about to party with Jamie Foxx!"
>I go into his bedroom and he's already asleep
>I'm thinking "well, this is anti-climactic"
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I doubt that really happened
I saw Ryan Reynolds at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like I'm doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!” and snapping selfies of us with his phone's flash in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him wave me goodbye as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands despite having given $200 dollars at the counter.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay the amount you're buying.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually twice “to upcash her commission" and then turned around and hugged me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar twice and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by adding "thousand" to the price really loudly.
What's he listening to?
The arkells
6/10 nothing will ever top electrical interfetterance
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
In Jumanji when the monkeys are attacking the town there is a scene where an old barber is sweeping them off his barbershop stairs and trying to keep them out of his shop.
That guy cut my hair when I was a kid. The brick wall right where the scene was shot still says Parish shoes on it too. He's dead now.
>I'm thinking "well, this is anti-climactic"
If that's a joke, sorry but I didn't get it.
the joke is that jamie fox doesnt drink so he would never be at a bar
nonsense, he throws parties all the time
It actually reads just like the ai generator shit. I'm assuming it is from unnecessary details/repetition/no punchline
Got talking to Ezra Miller outside a bar before Christmas. Very clearly high as frick, but genuinely nice to me. Yelled out to me as I was walking away, to ask my name.
Then in the following months, terrorised Hawaii. Didn't see it coming.
Literally everyone saw it coming.
I was at a party once and Robert Pattinson was there. I went up to him and asked for a photo, and he said "No, I don't do that." I was like "Oh, okay," and walked away. A few minutes later, I see him taking photos with other people, so I go back up to him and say "Hey, I thought you said you don't do that?" and he just looks at me and says "I don't."
Based Rob btfoing autists
If this story was real, Foxx would've fricked you. Even Howard Stern knows he's gay.
Pierce Brosnan dated my mother when I was young. She's dying from all the carbs.
i met shane gillis
sounds like he just wanted a friend bro
I actually met David Attenborough at a botanical garden once.
>heard he was having a tree or some shit named after him and that there was going to be an event
>cool but who cares
>in the garden with some friends toking up in the woods instead
>gets thirsty
>go down to the garden cafe to buy a soft drink
>see fricking Attenborough in line at the cash register talking to some people
>super trippy hearing his voice while toked
>approach him telling him a huge fan and telling him what an iconic voice he has. I've watched all the planet earths etc
>super polite. Tells me it's heartening to meet young people who enjoy his work and who supports gardens like the one we're in.
>even pays for my ice tea bottle
>walk away grinning like a kid
>start feeling bad about throwing roaches around the garden grounds.
8/10 experience. Don't litter boyos
your lucky you were surrounded by other people, 100% chance would have raped you if alone.
I once met this other person that pretend plays for a living in Hollywood -- plebs call them actors and elevate them to some kind of superheroes.
Anyway, I asked him whether he feels that he is contributing to society in any way. He tells me: yes, it is all a circus, and the clown gets paid. The audience who sits there laughing are the ones getting poorer.
Wise words, but I made all this up -- they wouldn't be so smart.
Classic Dano
I met Louis Lombardi in venice CA. I kinda freaked him out by saying usual suspects was my favorite movie. he forgot he was in it
I fricked Emma Watson back in LA after some party. It was 2017 I think or 2018. Anyway she was drunk as frick and her gorilla bodyguards kept my cellphone and stood by the door while we fricked. Door was locked at least
did you coom
fake and gay
This actually happened and I gotta say bro, you grunt waaaay too much. Liked your phones home screen though.
I met Laura Bush. She was nice enough but seemed kind of zoned out.
Also met the antagonist of District 9, pic related. Really nice dude.
I met george lucas at a food court
I met Jake Gyllenhaal at a florist once
>be me
>working at the local florist
> Jake Gyllenhaal walks in
>I'm starstruck
>manage to compose myself and help him pick out a bouquet for his girlfriend
>he's really nice and we chat for a bit
>he even gives me his number and we stay in touch
>eventually start dating
>we're really happy together
>one day he has to go off to shoot a movie and we say our tearful goodbyes
>he comes back a few months later
>everything is great at first
>but then I start to notice he's acting really strange
>he's distant and won't talk to me about what's wrong
>I confront him and he finally tells me that he's been diagnosed with early onset Alzheimer's
>I'm devastated
>we try to make the best of it but it's hard
>his condition deteriorates and eventually he has to move into a nursing home
>I visit him every day
>one day I go to visit him and he doesn't recognize me
>I tell him who I am but he just looks at me blankly
>I hold his hand and tell him I love him
>he squeezes my hand and says, "I love you too"
>even though he doesn't remember who I am, I know he still loves me
>we spend the rest of his days together until he passes away
>I'm heartbroken but I know he's in a better place now