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Mickey Rourke about 25 years ago but i didn't talk to him. I think he was with his then wife Kare Ottis. Also Billy Zane. Zane is cool
Billy Zane's a thousand times mroe awesome than Hollywood gives him credit for.
Based Zane Appreciator.
I wish I had a friend like Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
Why the frick does this look like a 90s picture. Surely modern fashion hasn't regressed to fricking champion shirts.
Champion had a brand revival that involved just printing their logo really big and jacking up the price so black people would buy it. It worked
That guy doesn't look black to me
blacker than you, tyrone
i've seen an german tv moderator. he was staying in a hotel in my home town. when we left the bar of hotel we were drunk as frick and yelling for hm to come out so we could beat his ass.
Just for wearing Champion apparrel?
its gpt type shit you wouldnt get it
>so black people would buy it
So zoomers would buy it. It was marketed as a black thing because that’s how you get the non-black zoomers. They’re so pathetic and subservient to homies, wonder how they’re gonna look back on it once the years are gone. That they spent their nonrenewable youth, years unquestioningly trailing behind homies in everything they say and do, goddamn. Wouldn’t be surprised if they turn racist after such blatant manipulation, should be so mad.
the same way you feel about wearing these
champion makes the most comfortable sweatpants i've ever worn in my entire life.
because its in Hungary
I was standing behind Iggy Pop at the airport in Cabo San Lucas
Bruce Campbell and Maggie Gyllenhaal, though with Maggie she just nodded at me as we were watching a street band in New Orleans.
You should have called her beautiful
Bruce is awesome. He lives in the next town over, and he's seen fairly often. He's a genuinely nice person and doesn't mind interacting with fans.
A couple of people from Dazed and Confused and a few from Slacker
The people who went on to be famous like Affleck and McConaghey in Dazed or the ones who disappeared after that movie?
My friend was roommates with wiley wiggins and I went to a few parties the black guy jay was at.
Semi famous Guy Pearce
semi?
homie he's a household name
>Guy Pearce
was he with carice?
Many, I am a bartender.
Conan Obrien was a clearly depressed moron who berated his children.
Marlo Thomas and Phil Donahue were cool and funny.
Was Marlo a GILF?
Frick tell stories about Phil Donahue too deep in his cups.
>Marlo Thomas
social engineering cryto israelite
literally frick that prostitute and her "st. Jude" grift
I've seen William Dafoe in an airport. I noticed it to my classmates who took photos with him but I was too much of a shy b***h to go take any myself.
That's a shame, Dafoe seems like he would genuinely be a nice guy about anyone who's a fan as long as you are not being a prick.
Met and talked to Kevin Guthrie who has had some minor roles in Fantastic Beasts and Dunkirk
Absolute manlet that claims to be 5'7 but is more 5'3/5'4 and was overly wienery, got jailed for sexual assault at a party soon after, unsurprising
Seen a bunch but never had a desire to speak to any. I'm a man with fully functional balls, you see.
Work with celebrities all the time.
give us fun facts
I raped and killed Brittany Murphy in the 90s
Too soon, Anon.
I worked overnights at the only 24/7 gas station directly off the freeway in the north cali dead zone before Oregon and have met countless comedians and low tier actors driving between Vancouver and LA.
Studios and bookers are too cheap to fly the poor bastards?
>I worked overnights at the only 24/7 gas station directly off the freeway in the north cali dead zone before Oregon and have met countless comedians and low tier actors driving between Vancouver and LA.
This sounds strangely cool. I'd watch a show like this. Like tell us more anon
Coolest response ITT. Can't imagine it was a fun job, then funny guys pull in in the middle of the night. Were any actually funny while there?
>wow haha a comedian I bet he was a real funny guy! He does comedy for a living so I bet he has a whale of a sense of humor
Why be such a Vegas vacation boomer about asking, man?
This is unironically a decent idea for a sitcom, 20 years ago.
I met Julio Iglesias and we had a chat and coffee
used to install professional kitchens in the LA area when I was younger and did a lot of work for celebrities. Sometime around the Dogma era I got a client referral via George Carlin (who was surprisingly very nice and great to work for, good taste in design too). Turns out it was Garafalo. Just a pure pain in the ass. She called me to schedule an entire remodel of her kitchen and I arranged a walk through and estimate for the following week. She called me EVERY FRICKING DAY between the estimate and first call. “Hey how is my kitchen going at the kitchen factory?” Lady I don’t know yet because I haven’t even fricking been to your house for an estimate. I pushed the estimate forward just to stop the phone calls. When I finally got to her house it was a disaster. Dog piss everywhere, and small little piles of adult diapers littered the floor. She said she was having plumbing problems but this was months of diapers built up. It was also really hot in there, like 90 degrees in February. Combined with heat it was like a piss sauna, impossible to breath in there. She asked about insane shit like why we don’t carpet out countertops to make them softer and if it was possible to make the water a different color. She also asked to make the refrigerator warm, to keep food hot. The refrigerator was full of friskies cans. I took some measurements and got the frick out. I checked the thermostat on the way out, she had it set to 98. When she saw me glance at it she said “oh yeah, 98 because it’s human temp”. She called me every four hours after that asking for her “carpet kitchen” and if it was ready to “plug in to the house”. I ended up passing the job on to another contractor.
That's bullshit, but I believe it.
Dogma balls
I genuinely believe this, there's a specific kind of annoying b***h that spends half her income on heating
Brilliant.
Yeah, I saw Lisa McCune in a Maccas once.
You mean you fingered her in a nightclub, right?
used to work at kroger in a town near memphis, tn. one day, marc gasol walks in and it's immediately obvious. he's the only guy in the store over 7 feet tall. while me and the other guys are standing tiptoe to hang shit on the top rack of a display in the produce dept, marc gasol just walks by and bends down to be able to see into the display at all. me and the other guys working the shift in produce decided we'd ask him for a group pic and he was super cool. although i think by the end of his grocery run, he had a huge crowd of people in the store following him and shit. he probably stopped shopping for himself shortly after that
>tfw no babs gf
not really celebrities i guess, but i used to deliver mail to a luxury condominium and met a few pro hockey players
Ya me too The only 'celebrities' I've met were professional athletes. I lived in orange county California as a boy and Marty mcsorrley was my coach for a 2 week camp. Marty is famous for being kicked out of NHL for hitting one of the few Black person players in the head with his stick. Unexpectedly a very nice and soft spoken man.
I met Vic Tabek at the Schucks on Gravois.
I worked as a cook and Randy Couture and his babe walked in. I cooked for them and brought it to their table personally. That was the extent though as i know better than bother people who are eating. Pretty cool tho.
randy's waifu mindy is based and redpilled
I love her too anon.
I want to motorboat her
everytime i look in the mirror baby! 😉
I saw you jerking off in my TV you manateet israelite
More of a sports legend but i got a signature from Joe Sakic at an Outback. Place was busy and he and his family were chilling at the bar waiting for a table.
absolute legend, was he nice about it?
not him but I have also met joe sakic and he doesn't seem to like the limelight, and was peevish. But it's probably just because he's a humble guy
I have met Michael Buble, walked past Lady Gaga, and have met a few hockey players
>be me
>stoned
>unquenchable thirst and insatiable hunger phase kicks in
>Go to gas station
>Get BANG energy drinks, hostess cupcakes, and purple bag doritos
>Looking at candy bars and sort of just space out for who knows how long
>Realize Alexandra Daddario is standing next to me
>Stare at her
>lean in out of confusion
>remember the famous scene
>look down at her boobas
>she walks away quickly
I have no idea if that was real or a hallucination
You blew it
You couldn’t even talk to her in a hallucination?
>mfw no succubus daddario tulpa
Yeah... Was thinking the same thing
Saw the author Anthony Horowitz, he signed my book. Was quite relaxed atmosphere, not too many people, his speech impediment isn`t as bad as it was in old interviews. I asked him a question by myself at the signing but I started day dreaming so I missed the answer. It was worth it still.
I had a wet dream of Emilia Clarke that felt so real that I basically feel like I really had sex with her.
i flicked my cigarette at ed sheeran and hit him in the back when he was exiting a venue i worked at. he didn't respond and kept walking
Brian Austin Green came into the restaurant bathroom I was in. I was taking a piss and he took the urinal right next to me (even though there were others available). He dropped his pants and boxers to the floor and started coughing really loud (I think he wanted me to look at him). He started pissing and then walking backwards from the urinal. He was like 5 feet away and was groaning. It sounded like a pressure washer. I didn't even bother washing my hands and just ran out of there. Guy is a psycho.
pre or post megan?
Happened in the winter of 2019.
I had a cigarette and chat with Daniel Radcliffe. I used to do the hvac maintenance at the film studio near my way. Nice lad.
I met Liev Shrieber at a PTA meeting. He was really nice and cool until he offered me $50k for my 6 year old son to have a sleep over at his house. I didn’t know who he was and asked someone who the frick the pedophile is and they said not to ask questions and it’s best to look the other way. I moved my family back to Iowa about six months later
Man. Those pics of him kissing his kid on the lips are creepy af so i believe this.
I also moved back to Iowa after trying living in LA by the way. Best decision I ever made.
>He was really nice and cool until he offered me $50k for my 6 year old son to have a sleep over at his house
Why did he offer you money? And why didn't you contact the authorities?
Probably hush money and when other people in the community tell you to keep quiet it’s best just to get the frick out. I had no evidence of anything
Assuming this is true, when it happen?
2014
>Assuming this is true
there's your first mistake
He dresses his son like this and parades him around Hollywood, wouldn't surprise me.
DUDE WHAT? I've seen the webms but always thought it was his daughter. What kind of degenerate shit goes on in Hollywood Jesus
Personally I didn’t hang around LA long enough to find out but my one interaction with that creep had me planning my move that night. It made me feel like I was in invasion of the body snatchers but they were kid buggers
You moved out of LA because of that interaction with Schreiber? You really felt like you were in "his domain" and in danger of falling into the web of some kind of Hollywood pedophile environment?
The other parents told me to shut up about it so yeah obviously the community was complicit. I’ve heard enough shit leading up to it and LA was a shit hole anyway not worth the promotion
Sounds like a smart decision anon, the Invasion of the Body Snatchers metaphor makes it easier to imagine what you experienced.
I like to picture it going like this:
>bloody ell! This ones not a nonce!
>*stock screaming sfx*
Pic related
you should tell who these pedo enabling parents are and destroy these reptilians
California kind of deserves every bit of hell it’s created for itself
Plus nowadays everyone knows Liev is a pedophile but nothing ever happens. I’m just waiting for it to become escape from LA and we can wall the whole place off by that’s just a fantasy. No Californian will ever set foot in the US between there and New York
>Chang fantasizing about putting a wall around California
What’s with chinks and building great walls lmao
>my face when all the elementary schools here in California have the pedo flag hanging under the American and I just imagine if I pulled down the pedo one and burned it I would go to jail for a hate crime but if I pulled down the American and burned it I would be praised
What did videogames mean by this?
wut gaem?
Ready or Not
The mission background is that it's a !NoT! Hollywood celebrities' house in the middle of celebrating his daughters 18th birthday
Spooky! But oddly topical. How'd they get away with this? People love clutching pearls about "evil media". Youda thought something like this would have made a splash.
It was a recent update, the update also added a nightclub mission stage.
People already threw a fit over the game because it's about heckin racist cops and there is a box of "Red Pill" workout supplements in the trash at the training room
>It was a recent update, the update also added a nightclub mission stage.
Ah, that explains it. For a second there I thought that was the whole game.
> there is a box of "Red Pill" workout supplements in the trash at the training room
Kek! Its the little things.
This is creepy as frick.
cool it with the anti semitism
Met Andy Serkis on a ski-lift in BC. He was really nice
>BC
are you immortal? No way you are over 2000 years old
British Columbia
Imagine if the power of the ring overwhelmed you and you pushed him to his death, kino.
Chris Rock on a hotel pool of all places.
Apparently he had just been recently been caught cheating on his then wife at the time and the woman he was with was one of the girls he had cheated with.
my old roommate was in this star wars club thing and one of the members needed help moving a bunch of stuff around at her house and it turned out to be chewbacca's daughter and they had this ranch compound with buildings full of star wars shit including like the first draft of the original script and i also saw this signed letter from jim henson if i remember the name correctly. idk they were showing me all this shit that was supposed to be holy grail stuff and i was just like holy frick these people are fricking nerds. one of the rooms was literally lined with thousands of funko pops they were giving away for charity or something. i just drank a bunch to make it bearable. chewbacca himself was dead so i didn't meet him though.
I "met" Emma Watson twice while working security at a couple of gigs in London. She was there to see Radiohead in 2016 at the Roundhouse once and I can't even remember what the other one was, maybe McCartney or some other old geezer a couple of years later. Anyway I was right next to her the first time and it seemed like she wanted me to talk to her or something (I'm 6'2" chad) but I was seeing someone at the time and we're advised not to engage with celebrities. She seemed like a dumb b***h lol
I don't expect you nerds to believe me, I know in your fantasy /LULZ/ world everyone's an obese incel. But some people have jobs
Hi Emma
hi bby 😉
You poor unfortunate soul...
Had sex with Cameron Diaz in 2008.
you poor bastard.
I watched Harvey Weinstein take a shower
The company I work for installs security cameras for Hollywood celebrities. Most of the time the celebrity has an assistant or family member there to give me access to the house and explain where they want cameras. I also have to teach them how to use the system and set up their phone. One time I was working at the home of a very famous and beautiful actress, one who gets posted here often and has never even come close to posting nude. Her assistant gave me three phones to set up. While setting up the phones, the assistant got a call and had to leave. There was a cleaning/cooking lady working there and the assistant me to finish setting up the phones, make sure they were shut off and turn them in to the maid before I left. Naturally, as soon as I was alone I started looking through the galleries and found hundreds of nude pics and sex vids of the actress. I took as many vids and pics as I could before the assistant came back. This actress has a really wholesome reputation so I was surprised at how dirty she is in the sack. I have years of fap material from her.
>yeah guys i totally have OC sex tapes of [your favorite actress] but teehee there's no way i'm gonna post any
frick off
It was Franny wasn't it
Post it
This is a threat
I bumped into David Johansson in a deli in Staten Island yesterday. He was the dome head villain in Mr. Nanny, and lead singer of New York Dolls and Buster Poindexter.
I once got a kiss from Patty Brard
all actors are pieces of shits and i don;t want to meet any of them. if i ever saw one in public i wouldn't give a frick. unless it's one man - brendan fraser. if i met him i would tell him how much i enjoyed his performance in George of the Jungle (1997) (i have never seen the movie).
>unless it's one man - brendan fraser
based
>i have never seen the movie
you should
Based
Very based.
Brendan is /ourguy.
basado
I gave Sia a place to stay for a couple of nights before she was famous.
Did you rape her?
No. She had just become engaged to her bf and I had a gf too. It was at the Edinburgh fest and I met her watching this cover band and she needed somewhere to crash. We had a really fun time and she took me to see these Aussie stand up comics.
shame
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Ancient.
Classic
took a while
current
I dated Margaret Qualley for 6 months, but we had to break up because my tiny white wiener wasn't big enough to please her
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fricking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "wienerGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fricking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fricked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
Never gets old hahaha
I sucked Keanu Reeves off in the back of a concert venue in 1999.
nu uh, more details are needed
His rock band Dog Star came into my town. Oh I was 13 and male
Didnt he have a pregnant fiancé (deceased) around that time?
yes and funny enough my name is Kai, which was supposedly going to be his unborn child's name.
wtf I hope you are not telling the truth brings a whole new dimension to that tragic story.
i don't even recognize most of these names.
I saw Mutahar at a store once
Robin Williams in a skate shop in Carnaby Street in the 90s.
>Ellen DeGeneres
We had to hide the leather couches from her because otherwise she'd throw a hissy fit. Very "handled" if you know what I mean. c**ty.
>Snoop Dogg
Was 6 hours late for the shoot.
Wanted to know if we had any orange juice in our kitchen.
>Jerry O'Connell
Super nice and interested in what people were doing. Engaging and charismatic.
>Vince Vaughn
Wanted to be able to smoke wherever he pleased. Kind of a dick but also pretty chill.
>Wanted to know if we had any orange juice in our kitchen.
Based Snoop
He already had the gin.
only celebrity i've actually met is picrel. was at a concert in Munich, i waited by the entrance for some time afterwards till he came out. called out to him in Russian, told him i'm a big fan and wanted to shake his hand. we ended up talking for about a minute, he used to be the principal conductor in my hometown. anyway, shame he got fired by the Munich Philarmony over this Ukraine business
He was fired just for being Russian? Or did he make statements in support of Putin?
it's universally known that he's a friend of Putin's (idk how close they actually are, but he and Roldugin are Putin's favoured musicians) and a kind of "cultural ambassador" in Europe for his regime. the EU wanted him to take a public stance on the war, he stayed stumm and they fired his ass from Munich (and Milan, i think). while i do think he's culpable of a lot of dirty dealings (he has enormous holdings in Europe under various names and there have been investigations into how he's using his charity fund as his personal wallet) and he's a bit of a POS for supporting Putin, i will miss him here, it was a pleasure to go to his concerts
I worked behind the scenes doing animal husbandry at an aquarium in the mid 2000s. We are right by two major casinos that I'm sure some of you have heard of if you live in the Northeast, and so a lot of famous people are always covertly flying in, doing tourist things, or even buying beach houses in the area. In one summer, I had to interact with:
>Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart, who were an hour away at Yale University filming Indiana Jones 4. She never spoke but he was an ass who talked down to everyone and got pissed that they told employees he was on his way, even though he had a major security detail and was clearly a celebrity. He stayed very briefly and had us sneak him out the back
exit to leave
>Don Johnson, who might as well have just been a regular guest. He blended in pretty well, didn't really have anyone but his family with him. Just a decent guy nothing really to say more than that
>Taylor Swift, who had just bought a big mansion on the beach over in Rhode Island (which I think was next door to Regis Philbin and Selena Gomez IIRC). She only wanted to see the animals she could touch, acted very pompous but was polite, and came with a posse of girls so if you didn't know any better you would have thought it was just a bridal party or something. They did typical boring white girl shit like taking photos in front of the whales. She did ask that areas be cleared out before she went into them though so she could avoid the public
Anon...
you are an Aquarium trooper.
Some sonofab***h talked down to me like that at work, Ford would get the pimp hand. Screw that. Unsurprising he's an ass though.
Not surprised on Don Johnson. Smokes a lot of weed, that dude does.
Also...saddened about TayTay, but not surprised. Plebs need not apply.
I've only ever seen well known celebrities at conventions but never interacted with any of them, thinking about it I think the most interaction I've had with someone well known was high fiving Tony Hawk at one of the Boom Boom HuckJams.
My brother used to work in New York City doing random gigs for event planners and Off Broadway theaters. At one point he had to help move props for The daily show and got to meet Jon Stewart, who was a complete bro. He bought coffee for my brother and his coworkers, shook hands and took photos, and just told them how much he appreciated all that they did. The other famous person he told me he met was Robin Williams. I don't remember the circumstances, but Williams was working on a stage somewhere and my brother happened to be backstage moving boxes. Robin Williams walked back there thinking he was alone, saw my brother and was surprised then immediately fell into character kind of making fun of himself and shaking my brother's hand telling him what an honor it was to meet him. He wouldn't take pictures and joked with my brother that no one would believe him, and that was just how Robin wanted it. My brother said it was like meeting the genie from Aladdin in real life
My parents sent me to both Tom Hanks and Kevin Spaceys acting classes when I was a kid and let’s just say my little boy anus was raped
Bob Sapp
I've worked with many actors and directors because I act.
im trans btw
You posted twice now and told us nothing of interest.
I’ve worked with many policemen and barristers because I act out
No I dont get out much
We used to party in Providence an awful lot back around like 2010. We were coming back from a party and some guy and a girl walk up and ask if they can get a ride. Say that they're coming from Brown University but they're hoping to get to Connecticut, which was where we were headed. They basically wanted to get to New York City so we took them about part of the way. But as we're driving they kept looking familiar, so finally one of us asked who they were and why we know them. The guy just laughs and says he's Michael Cera. We don't believe him but he shows us his license, it's fricking Michael Cera and he's super awkward about it. The girl is just some rando he picked up from Brown, but he said he went there to party a lot. When we drop them off he just kind of awkwardly asked us not to tell anybody and then waved like a moron and walked away with the girl
Fricking moronicly based Cera.
If truly, I got bigly laughs.
I worked at a hotel a few years ago and I met Jeff Goldblum at the bar. Talked to him for like 10 seconds and left.
>hi nice to meet you Jeff I’m a huge fan!
>uhhhh yes yeas yaaaaaaaaaaaahs uh uh uh but yessssss mmmmmm yesssssssssssss
>ok… any projects coming up?
>wellllllllllllllll yeeeeaaaaahs yes yes yes yes yes ah ah ah mmmm hmmm yessss but ahh you seeeee ah work ahhhh uh uh work finds ahhhh a way ahhhhh mmmmhmmm yes yes yes
My grandfather told me about a time when my grandmother had a chance to go to some fancy dinner with Oprah when she was still coming up in the 80s. He said they didn't go because he "wasn't gonna go to dinner for some fat ugly Black person."
Wow this is a true story haha
Yes.
>He said they didn't go because he "wasn't gonna go to dinner for some fat ugly Black person."
based grandpa
I saw Fin Wolfhart buying some pasta in publix a couple months ago. Atlanta area
I’m neighbors with Natalia Dryer and Charlie Heaton in Grant Park.
He reeks of weed and she is the thinnest girl I’ve ever seen
>He reeks of weed and she is the thinnest girl I’ve ever seen
color me shocked
Met Regis when I was young. He was funny
I remembered one as a kid. Footballer Paul Gascoigne drove past our school at the peak of his fame and all us school kids ran over surrounding his land rover going GAZZER GAZZER!! and got to shake his hand. Wholesome af.
I once took a delivery to Superhan's home and was surprised when he opened the door, felt like I was in Peep Show. I also did to Pew Die Pie but didnt recognise him at first and just thought he looked familar, guess he doesnt really count.
I have to admit I could have shook Arnies hand on holiday on Hong Kong one time but had been out on the piss the night before and didnt know he was doing some promotional thing in the park nearby.
Anyway celebs are just people, its just a bit reality breaking to meet them irl which is fun.
Damn Gascoigne, 'ated him at lazio simple as other than that legend!!
I drove car fo Christopher Walken and when I first talked with him I asked if I should call him Chris or Christopher. He said I should call him Flash. Next time I saw him I went "Hey Flash" and he looked confused.
>Call me Flash
He must have sounded cool saying that.
I met ben affleck he was nice and gave me a cigarette to smoke with him
Did he have the courtesy to give you the old reach around after?
When I worked for my college radio station we had Dave Attell, Rob Riggle and BJ Novak do stand up. I was one of the producers for the station so I got to talk to all three though the student council handed the booking and payments since it was a joint effort. Riggle was very professional and just a genuinely nice guy. He met with everyone who wanted to get an autograph or photo and was more than happy to tell us stories about his career, The Daily Show and his time in the military. BJ was pretty much his character from The Office. Kind of lame, his whole stand-up session was really unfunny and he really didn't stay long outside of his performance. I think it was just a paycheck to him. But Dave Attell was the worst. He was really full of himself. Super funny and offensive on stage, but off stage he was really really arrogant and nobody was safe around him. You can tell he absolutely loathed the fans because he didn't want to get touched, didn't trust the food and drinks in the green room, etc. He actually got us into hot water too because he started calling some of the girls in the crowd fat prostitutes then asked one super drunk girl to come on stage so he could pants her. He then got caught trying to go back to the dorms with his crew to party. This is around 2007, before "woke" became the norm and shock jock / gross out humor was still pretty popular with college kids, so even though the college told us never fricking invite a comedian back ever again most of the campus thought he was hilarious
man, insomniac with dave attell was so good. I tried to find it online and couldn't even find the episodes
>he didn't want to get touched, didn't trust the food and drinks in the green room
Boo fricking hoo anon, he’s 100% right
My father was working for the Navy when Ronald Reagan came to town to visit. My dad said the city worked extra hard to clean up and get rid of the homeless people along just the route Reagan would drive, and then made extra sure the only specific people would get to be in the crowd to see him. So my dad got asked and even got to walk up to shake his hand. He said Reagan was just another piece of California scum, despite the old fashioned father like Republican veneer. Apparently Reagan was really rude to everybody and snubbed the Navy guys there to see him.
>get rid of the homeless people
Based Navy.
Well he was an army guy after all and he hated homosexuals. So no wonder he snubbed the navy.
Very nice story, anon.
Unsurprising. Very, very unsurprising.
A confused half-wit from a movie with a monkey generally makes a bad commander in chief.
Had sex with Sarah McLaughlan in Banff in 1991
Based. How hairy?
Not very actually.
describe in more detail
What? How hairy she was? She had a trimmed vijayvay if that's what you're asking. Her legs and pits were shaved.
just more in general
She had one of those little tiny moustaches that gets darker when she gets some of that upper lip sweat going. Frankly she was kind of weird in bed, her idea of foreplay was rubbing mineral oil on my feet, I was supposed to make “Sasquatch noises” while she was doing it but I clammed up. She also kept saying stuff like “the taint is the most sensuous part of the male body”
I was a sound guy on Buffy the vampire slayer and finally had sex with Michelle Trachtenberg in 2001 after constantly hounding her and courting her. She got a big head after eurotrip though and Seth Greene is a massive prick
I’m way too old for that business now
Sure you did Joss
Nah Joss was rarely there and was getting pegged by angel so we started calling him anal instead of angel and the joke went south when Giles admitted to us crying that joss had raped him early on. He took the ol ripper he did
I met E from Entourage once. He was really short
Worked for a private boarding school and then later dated a girl who worked at a rival. She almost hit a Kennedy with her car and had to meet with some family members who actually made the kid apologize to her. We both met a lot of celebrity adjacent rich people otherwise
I grew up a couple miles away from Robert Duvall's farm and met him and Willie Nelson a couple times before I was old enough to know they were famous.
Did Robert Duvall molest you? I’m sure Willie and Waylon did but curious about RoDu, did he grope ya?
Why are you like this?
Because Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings are pederasts and they both helped Robert Duvall do that tender mercies movie so I’m wondering if he’s a pederast too
I saw Johnny Depp and Amber Heard dining in a restaurant about 7 years ago.
yeah, your mom, my favourite pornstar
I met Mac Miller at a party once. This was before he really blew up, was still doing 5,000$ college shows. Met wiz Khalifa at a u Pitt party as well during the Kush and OJ days. And dick Cheney when I was just a kid. None of it was all that interesting. Mac Miller was really short and quiet
>This was before he really blew up
Was it before he died?
He only appeared half dead at the time, although I heard the frat bros who owned the house put a bunch of benzos in the punch which would explain why he was just completely disconnected. It was his (older?) brothers fraternity throwing the party so he might’ve only been like 18 I really don’t know.
i sat next to Jessica Simpson on a flight way back when. Not sure if she really counts. Some people asked for her autograph and woke me up while I was sleeping. They also asked if I was her security (I'm a 6' 5" autist with tard strength)
>I'm a 6' 5" autist with tard strength
Did she give up the gash?
no, I was like 17 and even shyer than I am now
i'll admit i jerked off later and came with the fury of 1000 suns
You fly first class I take it?
i basically have to in order to fit in the airplane. i have flown economy but it doesn't go well.
funny how you don't get your own day or month for that. no protected status, no extra civil rights.
>tall moron awareness month
Trust me anon, everybody’s aware of the tall moron, they see them coming a mile away
Acromegaly Awareness Day is a thing
rly makes u think
>i sat next to Jessica Simpson on a flight way back when
That would have been my teenage dream
I met Ezra Miller at SXSW. It was very awkward, he was wearing a trenchcoat. Does not surprise me that he's insane
this guy is one of the blackest pills possible
>be outright insane, violent, aggressive, child molester, insane homosexual
>get elevated to the very very top of society because of how your face came out
Lmao that’s not why
Look up his early life bro
>all israeli people become famous!
it's his face, dipshits. also fricking lol@you if you had to look up a guy named ezra being israeli, fricking luddites
>it’s just his face
There are far more handsome people out there that you see just literally walking around.
>da jooz
Interesting how you jumped right to that without being prompted
Doesn't look like he's gonna be at the very top for much longer
no he's done he apparently groomed a 12 year old an a mildly moronic 18 year old reservation dweller
also attacked women in public..twice...all this came out within the last 3 months i think
All unproven allegations that will be debunked soon but enjoy your temporary feelings of victory
Why are you lying though? Which women were attacked? None.
I haven't but my buddy has been an extra in multiple huge movies and has had passing contact with some big stars.
He said Tom Cruise is super focused and hard working, Will Smith is a friendly Joker and Shia LaBeouf is nuts.
Did he get to meet Will’s Big Willy?
Will did sneak up behind him at one point and grab him to scare him as a prank, I don't know if it escalated further
I feel like all these meet my expectations of all 3. Despite the recent Oscars, you could just tell Will was a real down to earth guy from interviews. The Fresh Prince reunion was comfy af because even him, the biggest star, still had a heart and a tiny ego
I stood next to Logan Paul on a train in Tokyo back in late 2017. He stood out like a sore thumb. Massive blonde white man in expensive clothes surrounded by little Japanese people.
I met Macklemore, he’s like 5’8” kek
Does he smell like piss?
i met eric stonestreet at a gas station in kansas. cool guy
i met karen gillan and matt smith outside sunderland uni when i was 10
once a met a guy that was famous for faking an identity to met the spanish king, spanish politicians and i believe that he had some fake company to fraud the banks, he was famous for some time because he wasnt even 20 at the time of doing this
He’s an attention prostitute and replies to bait on his Instagram. Kek coming to this thread to boast about meeting Francisco N. I actually laughed irl. He’s just another pijo.
I dated a b list celerity for 6 months. Met her through a family friend, didn't know who she was and she liked that. Never talked about her work and just treated her like a normal person. The only reason it ended was I didn't want to move to California and the distance was too much. No one will believe me but it's true.
just say who it is moron
Brianne Tju
that's how it works. Celebs don't get treated like normal people by anyone but their close family and sometimes not even that.
>Brianne Tju
bro thats a D lister at best
Still, she was great. I miss her sometmies.
>Brianne Tju
>didn't know who she was and she liked that.
kek as if anyone knows who this b***h is. what a dumb b***h.
>Brianne Tju
nobody has any idea who this is, that's a non celebrity. B list is a recognizable celebrity who gets parts in major movies and shit.
>Brianne Tju
Just because because her name starts with a B, doesn't make this literal who B-list. moron
She's decently hot though, so well done if you actually did bang her
>i treated a person like a person, i'm not like those other people
>t. literally every person who meets a celeb ever
I had sex with Adriana Chechik once
Ok now you gotta gives us more details
she pretty regularly fricks fans or at least she used to prior to her starting her onlyfans. Her personal website used to have A LOT of content that she would film with both professionals and regular people. Every year she would host a fan "blowbang" which is basically just a gangbang and you would have to apply to be a part of it.
You would message her with where you lived and how you looked and then if she liked you then she would ask for a STD test and you would have to look over a brief document about filming your likeness. I applied for the event and stated I was a virgin (something I knew she preferred because of an interview she had with Asa Akira) and she said it probably wasn't the event for me but that she would love to meet up sometime because she would be coming to Southern California and I had already tested as clean. We meet up about two months later, I book a hotel room, and she tells me about some of the process.
Super super friendly person, basically the exact same bubbly person you see in the videos. Taught me some things like using a lot of the bedding and pillows to prop her up, how she liked to have oral done on her, and we did a bit of penetrative sex but she mostly finished me off with a blowjob (had to use a condom for actual sex). You might be able to find the video by just searching some combination of chechik virgin first time blowjob but it might also be lost somewhere on the internet after she moved from her personal website to other marketplaces and then to onlyfans.
Thats quite common among porn stars, at least the more mid to low tier ones. I live next to two onlyfans models. They do escorts jobs too. I don't book them because they are expensive and i'm trying to stop being a coomer.
It was more or less an escort job but I didn't have to pay for anything other than the hotel room and we had like a solid two to three hours together, no rush or anything. I paid in content I guess? But yeah it didn't feel like an exchange, just a friendly hookup
>filming your likeness
so what, you were actually on cam?
I was gonna call bullshit on this, but if you are larping that's fairly elaborate, kinda cool except for the whole eating out a pornstar vag.
He was probably extremely horny, I don't blame him. Just gotta hope she was up to date on her medical stuff.
pornstars are probably cleaner than the average Jane you meet in a bar
damn i'm not sure i like this society bros
Any Instagram influencer is much more of a celebrity than any D Lister actress
worked at VIP lounge in major euro airport, met plenty of famous people
Bruce Willis was probably the crankiest and one of the few unfriendly celebs (this was all maybe 8 years ago mmind you)
Nicki Minaj is incredibly sweet person
KStew is (was) even cuter irl
Kim Kardashian doesn't even see you as person from my experience, but Kayne was alright
Vinnie Jones is extremely bro-tier
Hugh Laurie was friendly and polite
Robbie Williams asked me if I liked his music, I said yes and he called me ass kisser and laughed
Emily Ratajkowski was higher than a kite and touched my no no area then laughed like a Stacy when the class nerd ask her out
there was plenty more, but I was strictly forbidden from asking anything personal or doing pretty much anything other than being emotioneless servant, just carried their stuff, brought them food and drinks and drive them to the plane, but sometimes we had some small talk which was nice
Very neat and informative, anon.
"Bruce is cranky & ass." seems to be the general consensus unless he wants something from you. Sad. And really uncool.
I mean he wasn't an butthole or anything, but every time I informed him about something or offered drinks or food he seemed like I'm annoying him, and he was one of my first celebrity clients, so I was really nervous and sad about it
>kim doesn't even see you as a person
Thanks for making my hatred of that family grow even stronger.
>KStew is (was) even cuter irl
lucky fricker
I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fricking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.
I turn around. Steve Martin.
He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".
We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.
Did he pay for the coffee??
I saw Alan Cummings once in NYC but I'm not sure if it was actually him.
Once saw Scarlett Johansson walking down the street. I did a double take and she smiled at me.
A bit due to where I used to work.
John C. Riley - Very quiet and non responsive, kinda seemed like a dick. His wife was super nice.
Kobe and Vanessa Bryant - Didn't really talk to Kobe but Vanessa was nice.
Rampage Jackson - Super nice dude
Chuck Liddell - Came off like a smug butthole
Justin Long - Was kicking chairs around and was annoying to be around.
Dog the Bounty Hunter - Chill guy
Ryan Gosling - Also chill guy
Masterson bros - Seemed nice at the time before the allegations
Mega64 crew - Super buttholes
Egoraptor - Funny and nice.
And a couple others.
Where did you work?
VIP side of Disney
crew - Super buttholes
hahaha i'm glad you included this. i've watched them for awhile but i can tell they clearly treat everyone they don't personally know like shit.
Yep I barely even knew who they were but I just said wish you the best on your thing or whatever and one guy just shoved my 8 year old son to the ground and kicked him and they ran off. I caught one of them after helping my son up and beat the frick out of him until his face was covered in blood and he was barely conscious. They won’t be coming to my neighborhood Subway again anytime soon
Met Kanye, he wasn't impressed
I saw Meat Loaf in London back in May, he was flying to Dublin
Meat Loaf died in Jan anon
My dad met a bunch of celebs in the 90s and 2000s because he worked for a limo company in New York and the one of the things the company specifically did was transport celebs to and from Saturday Night Live. I met Tyler the Creator in LA on Fairfax in January 2012. I almost met Mike Tyson one time but just missed him. There are others too. I could've met a lot of celebs if I tried to.
so your dad was the annoying limo driver that brought his kid along to harass the clients?
I never met them but my dad did.
i've met
>henry rollins, extremely polite, almost autistically.
>michale graves, from the mistfits, cool dude, seemed like he was sick of the tour he was on
>aaron carter, super polite and patient, in contrast of his personality
>walt flannigan, was nice enough, but seemed like he hated working in a shrine to his high school friend.
graves, from the mistfits, cool dude, seemed like he was sick of the tour he was on
Always seemed like a cool dude, but he's become a Proud Boy homosexual in recent years
I met Chido Nwokocha while he was filming his scenes for Top Gun. Super cool guy, completely down to earth. Didn't act like he was a superstar actor. I was really surprised.
Ethan Hawke came into my computer shop, I live year round in a summer vacation destination in the north east and I thought he was some brooklyn yuppie with stickers on his macbook. I guess wearing a mask didnt help me ID him. a day or two later the other tech who works for me was like "dude, are you dense? that macbook was ethan hawke's". i looked at his paperwork and sure enough it was him. super humble guy from the little that i interacted with him.
How did you not realize? Did he have his big tittied daughter with him? Did he say anything like “ooh test ur ass, uh oh wrong hole, it’z only smeeelz, it’s not broken but a little bloody, yes luv dis ass”?
Also in the Northeast here I posted earlier in the thread a few times actually. Where are you out of? There are parts of Connecticut that get a lot of tourists but I think closest to me the most surprising is all the snooty rich people that come out to Rhode Island. Also places like Portsmouth get a lot of celebrities. I'm sure they still go to the cape too but there's a lot of smaller beach destinations that they always hit up as well, like Mystic or Madison
well I never met anyone, but a friend of mine helped set up a party for seth rogens wedding or some shit and he snagged one of his champagne bottles and we drank it lol
based. frick that unfunny israelite.
missed an opportunity to slip cyanide in the other bottles
I took Patricia Velasquez (Mummy) on a overnight yacht charter with her lesbo girlfriend a while back. scissor me timbers
FRICKING KEK.
There's a man with a perfectly clean glass table mad as hell at you right now in Dubai, anon.
I met ethan Hawke at the laundrymat today, I said it was really cool to meet him, but he just said "huh! huh! huh!" and then i put a penny in his machine.
Met Dario Argento at some meetup in his store in Rome as a kid as well as Rob Stark's italian voice actor.
Casey Neistat in New York and a low tier italian actor who has a part in SKAM
I met Lea Thompson about 10 years ago. She was a hot milf and very nice.
What did she smell like
Terrance Howard - a liquor store outside Philly ~15yrs ago; he was coming out and I was going in & I had to quick side step him because he came out like he was gonna walk through me or anything in his way.
Oprah's sister - at a concert venue I worked at a few years ago. Delivered her food and drinks several times & she flirted with me & gave me a $20 anytime I brought her anything (which was cool bc nobody else ever tipped it wasn't that kinda place).
Hulk Hogan at Universal Studies Orlando when I was 12. He took a pen out of his fanny pack to sign autographs & called everyone "brother."
Hung out lots of times w/ blue check author & podcaster who is BFFs with my ex but you prob wouldn't know her & I'm not gonna identify myself.
Carey Elwes was at an event I attended. He was an butthole. He got up on stage and literally googled "top ten corporate event jokes" on his ipad and read them. He refused to sign anything, and while he posed for pictures, he was basically a wax mannequin and wouldn't even acknowledge anybody's greetings or thanks.
I would be pretty jaded if everywhere I went people just screamed princess bride lines at me like as you wish, mawwidge, and inconceivable. Not that he should be a dick about it
That's the thing. Literally nobody there did anything like that. He was an ass from the moment he walked in the door, and the event organizer apologized profusely after he left.
I've heard this from people. I've never met him personally but there is definitely some stuff out there that he is way more egotistical than he has any right to be
When I was in high school some of the preppy kids with the lawyer/doctor parents were able to convince Chad Michael Murray to come visit the school and do a meet and greet. This was back when One Tree Hill was really popular. They set aside a whole night for him, gave him the stage and a mic and he just basically talked and signed autographs all night. It was pretty basic C list celebrity fare but there were rumors when we came back to school on Monday that he and his entourage asked some of the senior girls (who planned the event) where all the parties were, then went back to somebody's house and banged some of them. It sounds like complete made up BS that teenagers would have conceived in an era where the internet was still young and shit couldn't be confirmed because there wasn't social media. But I went for years believing it. Now we're all in our 30s and nobody really remembers what happened
Oh shit, it wasn't Chad Michael Murray it was Gavin DeGraw! I had the celebrities flipped. It was the guy who does the theme song for the show not the main star. And now that I'm looking it up I remember it definitely was him. And now I'm reading he has a history of being a drunk, so the pieces are fitting together.. maybe he did bang those girls holy shit. Even just looking at pics of him in 2000s he ticks pretty much all the boxes for what would be considered an attractive guy back then
Sylvia Hoeks was on the same train station as me once.
I doubt most people on this board will know or care, but I ran into the creator of Venture Bros on two separate occasions completely spontaneously. Doc Hammer is from a town about 20 minutes from where I grew up. He was at a comic book shop way back just sort of hanging out doing signings and I hadn't really watched the show at that point, but we talked for like a minute about adult swim. Then some years later I was at an art festival in the same town well after I'd watched the show. He was in line behind me sipping a wine waiting to see the same piece I was looking at. I sperged and shouted his name. He looked so embarrassed and then just turned around and walked out of the venue. I ruined his night I am sure. Apparently he just was treated like a local because he was and not many people knew he was running this cult show for years
I met ProJared years ago in a party, an absolute c**t.
Also Mel Gibson, was a really nice guy.
ive met elijiah wood and personally know ryan styles from dating his daughter in highschool.
What was Elijah like? He seems like a chill dude.
hes hella chill, my coworker chatted with him for like 15 minutes and got an autograph and a picture.
no, mackie was like 5' 4" we only dates for like 5 months but her birthday party was lit, dude peed off the 3rd story balcony and got this guy on the 2nd story balcony on the head and a fight broke out.
Based Elijah. Wish I could meet him someday.
Was she tall? Also how fricked is Ryan’s back? And why didn’t you fricking lock down him as a father in law?
I bumped into Lloyd Kaufman at a israeli deli in NYC. My girlfriend took me to the premiere of a Troma movie and before that we grabbed dinner at this deli. He was walking out as I was walking in and I actually physically bumped into him. It scared the shit out of him and all these big dudes around him jumped to see what was going on. I apologized and he just waved me off. It wasn't until I went in the restaurant I realized it who it was and I went back outside to shout "I'm sorry Lloyd!" Not like it mattered. He was actually very guarded and didn't talk to people very much even at the premiere. He still did his normal Uncle Lloyd schtick in front of the audience but didn't really hang out for photographs or anything. I did get a photo with Toxie though, so can't complain. All these years later though it does make me wonder. Because he comes off as so goofy and affable. And then you listen to interviews about him helping out people like James Gunn or Matt Stone and Trey Parker, who all talk about how he's just such a simple silly schmuck. Not at all my impression of him. I think he's a little bit more myth than man honestly. I even had a friend who worked as an extra on a movie set with him and the friend says he was surprised at how dickish and unapproachable Lloyd was
>have you ever met a celebrity in real life?
Back in the late 1990s, Tom Clancy replied to a Usenet post of mine.
i used to steal money from Jared Padalecki on the reg. involved overcharging him when i'd ring him up and I'd pocket the difference. didnt know who he was til after the first couple times, did that for a whole summer, paid for a plane ticket. so...thanks dude.
Joe Rogan, I guess. I knew him back from his Quake days.
I had sex with a completely high as frick Ariel Winter at Glastonbury
Pre or post bog?
I met weird al back in the 90s, he was at the halloween store at the mall. I also met one of the casts of the tv show "All That", cant say which one, friend was fricking her, but we smoked out together, again back in the 90s.
celebrities ive seen, tim burton walking the street in burbank. this was recent, halle berry back in the 90s.
Lol ur friend was fricking Dan Schneider? Everybody was, he forced them to
lol nice one, didnt know what pedo was involved with this show holy shit.