Have you ever met an actor/actress? Tom Cruise came into our small town gas station in 2005. War of the Worlds had just come out and he was taking a cross country tour by himself on a motocycle (not a motorcycle, he was very clear about this) and needed to
fill up. He asked why the front door was there and I thought he meant, like, is it open or closed but he
stopped me and said, "No. Why is it right there" like the actual spot of the door. I said I don't know, I suppose the guys building it thought that was the best spot for it. He
kept pacing back and forth looking straight down muttering about getting "his guys to fix this" over and
over. Anyways, he paid for his gas and asked how long I owned the place. I told him I just work there, it's an after school job. He said, "school might be now but the gas is
always around" then put on his helmet and rode West out of town. I don't know what he meant by that but I always make sure to say it just in case it was smart
yeah a former neighbour and friend of the family (kinda, we're not in touch so much anymore) has seen a few supporting roles in Hollywood recently. one with "the rock" actually.
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this is old, dont search for the entire thing, just search for "his guys to fix this"
It was too good to be true.
>school might be now but the gas is always around
I saw Paul Giamatti in California years ago at a mom and pops bistro. I excitedly walked up to him but at the same time it struck me that something was amiss. He was by himself drinking merlot. I think he caught my expression of disgust and he quickly looked away in what I can only assume to be abject embarrassment.
I sold some furniture to Kirsty Alley. She was obviously on coke.
>She was obviously on coke
was it the furniture that gave it away?
I restore antique furniture as a paying hobby. Usually consignment stuff. Put a shitload of hours in stripping paint off this 1930’s vanity and refinishing it. Sold it to her for $1200. Nice lady, but obviously high.
Paul Allen didn't deserve to die
He did. He had a nicer apartment than Bateman and his business card was more well-liked. If that's not a valid reason to kill someone then you must be a moron.
>Why is the door there?
>What do you mean, like is it open or closed?
>No. Why is it right there?
>I don't know, I suppose the guys building it thought that would be the best spot for it.
>How long have you owned this place?
>I just work here, it's an after-school job.
>School might be now but the gas is always around.
I was working in a Costa Coffee in Skegness a few years back (pre pandemic) when who should walk in but Jack Black!
Knowing that I was about to become legend and that takes of my magnificence in this moment would be good in the staff/stockroom for decades to come I dreamed my resolve and waited for him to come to the front of the queue.
"Howdy, I'll have an Americano." He said. This was it, this was my moment to shine...
"Will you have it BLACK?" I replied while winking.
"No, with milk." Was his reply.
To be honest I don't think he got the joke.
>Knowing that I was about to become legend and that takes of my magnificence in this moment would be good in the staff/stockroom for decades to come I dreamed my resolve and waited for him to come to the front of the queue.
That sentence hurt my fricking brain
>Skegness
Ah. ESL.
My dad sat next to Matthew McConaughey on a business flight to New York. He said he’s really nice and talkative
do you think christian bale and tom cruise are the same person?
If they were he'd be called Scientology Bale.
this is the kind of stupid ass shit that i still come to this hellhole of a site for
What's a Motocycle?
I went in a bathroom right after anna sophia robb, kinda my claim to fame
I hope you licked the seat.
Worked in Atlanta for a few years as a carpenter on Marvel and TV show projects. I was younger and more attractive those years so me and some of the younger crew would get invited to wrap parties and long weekend parties that the cast and studios would have. There's this lake near Atlanta where must cast would get together at during long breaks. If you see behind the scenes pictures of Atlanta productions just chilling by a lake, that's it and you'll probably see me in the background on some pics. Had a fiance at the time, but could have hooked up with a drunk actress if I wanted too. Though to be honest, I think male crew members were invited because gay producers and actors wanted our bussy. They are normal people, but the ones that do coke can get annoying.
Seen other people post about Atlanta productions here. It's a booming and wild industry.
how did you get into working on sets anon
he sucked off an old israeli man who had connections to hollywood
Like most of the work I have ever gotten, I had a friend offer me a job. Once I was in I joined the union. Helps that most of my family is in carpentry or construction, so I was exposed to the work from a young age and knew people in all areas of the trade. Going out for drinks with my cousins was always a networking experience and meeting new people.
Eventually settled down and had to find more stable, consitent and lucrative work. But if I were single I would've stuck with it. I really do regret not shooting my shot when some buzzed starlet was slowly grinding on me during a slow dance.