Have you ever stopped to think that they are called movies because they move?

Have you ever stopped to think that they are called movies because they move?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes frogzoomer it's a shortening of moving picture which is what they were called in the early 1900s, this was once common knowledge.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

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      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        heh nice try nerd. now check these out

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually they don't move. You see a rapid succession of still frames.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever stopped to consider why Sunday is called Sunday, and how the naming convention comes from Emperor Constantine's attempt to bring the fledgling cult of Christianity and the accepted majority of sun worshippers together on the same day?

    Interesting, huh? Praise SOL!

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re called talkies

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't, the screen stays in place

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its called Hollywood because holly wood is a common item used in spell casting rituals

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    big if true

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And they called non-silent film “talkies” because people talked, until silent films stopped being made

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there things called walkie talkies and mobile phones aren't called walkie talkies?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    then how come still photographs aren't called "stoppies"? oh no answer? yeah didnt think so dumbass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they’re called photos

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh gosh i didnt realize i was talkin to a goddamn particle physicist is there any more science you want to drop on me perchance

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you will never be a woman

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            finallly you posted something true

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            why do they call it taking a shit when your actually leaving one?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        which correlates with the word "photon"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Photograph because they represent light

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >photo graph
        >light writing
        woahhh ...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pedophile
          >children liker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll stoppie you in a minute if you keep up that attitude

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i bet kiwis call them stoppies because they're gay like that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you stupid? they are called 'stills' because they are still. also notice how its 'still' and not 'stillie'.

      you add -ie to things that are for children. hence, 'movie'. for actual art made for adults, you just keep the literal word.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should start calling porn ''mutey pausey in betweeney and repeaty''

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should call porn films "jizzies".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that was my nick name in high school

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that explains why you're here

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              please help me

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            AYO JIZZY EATIN A GLIZZY YALL

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              some finna
              *smacks lips*
              ayo hol up

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah they are called movies because they make me move my shaft whenever i see a sexy actress

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch a joint
    >get rolled up into a joint and smoked instead

    >watch a flick
    >get flicked the whole time instead

    >watch a movie
    >get moved around the whole time instead

    >watch a film
    >it's just a bunch of tiny photographs

    >watch cinema
    >get chocolate enema'd

    >watch kino
    >it's actually dogshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >start streaming
      >house floods

      >start torrenting
      >get swept away and drown

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i challenge this thread to get worse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      alright

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it got worse

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the frick

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          first day here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      challenge accepted.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

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      >threads grow longer with more content
      >bad thread doesn't ruin the clothing
      >strong thread makes the clothing last longer
      >colorful thread makes clothing look nice

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's basically just a translation of "kino"

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >threads about Taylor Swift on the front page
    >competing with this amazing thread

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If walkie talkies existed in an era where phones weren't mobile, why weren't phones called standies talkies?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Before movies, all art was static. They just projected a still image on a giant screen and we referred to them as "picties"

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been watching movies for 10 years and I still don't fully understand how they record sound.

    Is literally every sound I hear done by foley artists and added on top?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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