I summoned this one after lots of effort. FRICK YOU chronic pain I did it anyway. :,) <3
FUN FACTS
I made this over the years while severely crippled with fibromyalgia, bone damage, chronic fatigue and one blind eye.
There was hundreds of steps and over 20 different materials involved including fabric, plastic, resin, foam, paint, 3d printed pieces, clay, metal, dye and rubber. No human bones though. I didn't feel like digging up the amount needed for a 7ft tall plush.
My whole family loves my work. Grandma taught me to sew. My grandparents fricking love him so much and totally lost their shit over him and how far I've come.
This is the 1st 1:1 life size hazbin plushie to be completed.
I've made 10 other life size characters before, Alastor is the 11th. No I did not make a Wally, Onceler or Sans.
Like Alastor I had family that was alive in Lousiana during his time. We are both flaming asexuals. I also love jambalaya, gumbo and never shower or brush my teeth. (THANKS chronic pain!!) I was the 1st person online to announce a holographic alastor card pull too.
So here he is for everyone who wanted to see or thought I was bullshitting. To quote the grandpa from Journey 2 the mysterious island,
"Well don't just stand there, applaud!"
Answering the questions I know y'all will ask
>>You're insane.
Sure I am, what's your point?
>>Is Alastor your husbando?
One of many.
>>Do you frick it?
Ha, no. We're both flaming asexuals. No genitalia or removable clothes either.
>>Then why'd you make it?
I really needed demon snuggles. Also serves as decor, bragging rights and i wanted to push my skills to the absolute limit. Life sizes also help me sleep (i have nightmare disorder) and makes me less miserable to lay down in bed in pain all day. I also require an evil assistant.
>>How many years of sewing experience?
Almost 11.
>>That's one scary creepy fricker!
He's probably supposed to be... i didn't make a care bear.
>>I fricking want one.
I will not make one again for any reason due to the physical and mental agony it challenged me with. I mean do you see this fricking size and design. And I'm crippled. Most mind breaking project I've ever taken on by so far. The only thing I think could even possibly be harder to make would be a really complex pony or pokemon. Every piece of this thing was a massive pain in the ass and most had to be redone at least twice.
on the show?
Not flawless but having fun
>>What do you think about Charlastor?
At least its not billdip
>>Next life size plush project?
Caine digital circus he a qt
>>Will you make another life size Hazbin character?
Probably Vox eventually at least. Sorry Alastor :,(
>>Do you sell this shit?
Hell no its all for me lmao I learned plush making for me not for selling.
>>Give me the fricking pattern.
It's in storage in a huge shipping container with thousands of items and some of this was done without a pattern. I may consider selling it in the future if I come across it and think it is legible enough for a decent amount of plush makers to work with.
I once summoned a succubus.
She said "Let's just be friends."
I tell ya, I get no respect.
No respect for consent these days. Just throw some white sage on that ho.
Youre probably oh christing because youre mistaking me for another anon. Ive been tame af here. Lol
Again like verbalese, wallyanon or someone else? Theres no 50k or wild body parts on this one so I wouldn't say again haha
You missed your chance to say what the HELL
Thanks!
See guys? This OP's relatively normal compared to other people.
>I didn't feel like digging up the amount needed for a 7ft tall plush.
Sally Acorngays doll wasn't made out of actual human bones but a wooden anatomic teaching skeleton or movie prop he bought from some store, Anon, You know what you have to do [assuming opening him up to stuff the 'bones' in wouldn't destroy him at this point]
>Youre probably oh christing because youre mistaking me for another anon. Ive been tame af here. Lol
No I recognize the Wally anon anywhere. Same bed, same weird life sized plush thing, same depressing vibes.
The Wally anon didn't have a loving supportive family though, just younger autistic siblings who smeared shit on the walls and seemingly absent parents
I can see that now. My apologies. It's just the Wally anon from last summer had the same kinda post structure and the same kinda image as yours but with some crappier Wally thing.
And again the awful awful awful Florida man family.
Oh Jesus Christ you're back.
Well thats pretty autistic but is it 50k autistic?
IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN
what the frick
That's actually pretty impressive anon. Good work.
>Life size Alastor doll anon delivered.
Based.
Stand him up against a doorway or something so we can get better sense of his height.
Theres a banana in the pic. He can't stand on the legs at all since they're skinny as frick/true to design and scale. I planned to put some pvc supports inside but the head with all the hair ended up too heavy and it wouldnt have worked.
>fibromyalgia
Foid detected, opinions discarded, post unread
Lmao i am a girl but guys can get fibro and shit too.
Im aware it was really wood. Just a joke and because someone once asked me that about him on here. But who the hell is selling 7 foot skeleton models? It would also less poseable and cuddly then. And more work. Im not even over all the physical pain of this and it was finished monday.
I was kidding I did read your post and you did a good job on the doll. Fibromyalgia is a fake disease though.
Shut up, scrote. Men are so much more degenerate.
Not gonna lie, OP. Pretty fricking neat, actually. Hope you continue to find fulfillment from you hobby.
Thanks, i have wanted to make plushies since i was a kid so i do get a lot out of it and how far ive come. Its not my only hobby but my favorite one by far.
Honestly, do whatever you want. You don't have to justify anything here. But, uh... what's with the banana in the pic?
I know i dont lol and I dont feel any negative feelings over my stuff. The bananas for scale and because he needs to start eating shit like this instead of bringing home all kinds of loose fingers and legs.
You and that one mentally insane girl who wanted to commission a life size Wally plush that could eat, talk, lactate, shit and have a yellow dildo attached so she could frick it would be the best of friends
Idk they may try to steal my plushies and alastor itabag
I thought you probably were. Thanks. And Idk. Its what they diagnosed me with. Somethings been making me sore and in pain for many years. I used to have regular health and a normal reaction to pain/movement. I was in a car accident and it set off some shit and damaged bones too. Seen more than 15 doctors for this crap and many said fibro or myofascial pain.
Not into wally/welcome home and I have the ability to build my own shit. And they definitely were not asexual. Did i really come off as extra depressing? Shit, no. Wasnt intentioned as I'm definitely glad to meet this goal.
Lots of bones in my back, neck and spine are fricked. I don't remember all the technical terms.
Its all clean new rubber cast, not used or old shoes and i let my gross smelly pets in my bed anyway.
Maybe I should take it further and make all the digital circus and a youtube clickbait channel for crazies and kids
The return…
If this isn't a larp, I don't know what is. WTF does "bone damage" even mean?
I'd call it pathetic but you clearly put a lot of effort into your bullshit. Sickeningly impressive.
gross ass shoes, why would you want that on your bed?
>next project is Caine
Not even going to question it, I expect this kind of behavior from fans of these shows
>fibromyalgia, bone damage, chronic fatigue and one blind eye
how are you not dead yet?
how old are you to be as sick as you are?
I know right. I'm better off dead for sure. But i have animals and family who need me. 24. though the eye went blind in childhood, seemingly randomly. :,) doctors could never figure out why. at least it can be repaired by laser when I'm slightly older. I plan on getting that done. The other shit will be harder to fix. Chronic pain is the real worst boogeyman because its not kind enough to kill. I wish it got the amount of attention things like cancer got. I still have hopes for remedies for improving though even if i cant go back to normal.
You poor bastard, care to post photos of your current plush collection?
Deer boy here in the center if you could.
Maybe one day in the far future. Yall would love that wouldnt you. Though due to my life situation atm a majority of the life sizes and my legit 1000s of other plushies are in the storage shed. I do still have the 3ft bendy i made in the house. Maybe ill post him too.
Heres the Caine head pattern. Big enough to bite off heads and arms. But im not sure if i can live with 2 cannibals. I'll probably be finished in feb or march depending on pain levels and if i want to redo anything. Then I'm not sure what I want to make next. I want to make so much shit husbando and not. Thats the biggest curse that comes from my health. At least i can do it at all though.
Is that a sex doll?
No. Its a possessed cannibal murder doll.
Are people actually upset about the voodoo stuff, or is it just a bunch of schizos sperging out?
I dont follow most fandom dramas honestly. In too many fandoms and have other shit to do and no energy. I also dont know the majority opinion of the fans or enough about voodoo to say if it was offensive use. Just can say that people had differing opinions and a lot complained or supported complaints.
Oh god you're back
Nah. See previous posts. Sorry to disappoint.
The more I lurk /x/ the more it leaks onto other boards
They dont summon demons this cute. I enjoy /x/ greentexts sometimes. You can say we like the one about the monster deer in russia. The one about the salmon decay disease spreading to humans was metal af too.
>life sized