They have sex with some regularity; the idea is that Hank either dribbles it out when he climaxes, or dry cums. Peggy was able to yank enough out of him for a semen sample once. There was a sort of story arc in the second season where them remembering why they got Ladybug made them want to try to conceive again. The implication is that they're fricking a lot during that time. There's even an episode later on where Luanne accidentally barges in on them just having impromptu sex.
The only time we've seen Hank and Peggy get intimate is when they both got horribly drunk in a (public?) bathroom. Seeing Hank actually show interest in sex was surreal
They weren't drunk. One of the jokes about how awful the train ride they were on had become was that they were in a dry county (aka one where it's illegal to serve alcohol) that was super long due to gerrymandering.
You're thinking of an earlier episode where they get super drunk before lamenting that they didn't have more kids. They don't frick in that episode; they just fall asleep in a their trash can.
Literally depends on the county. That's a statewide rule, but each county can enforce an even sticker law on alcohol sales. Most counties allow for beer at the very least, but a few counties in Texas are COMPLETELY dry.
America was literally at its most violent during prohibition because everyone went nuts trying to get something to drink.
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Okay but what are the crime stats in dry counties which have been dry for generations instead of drunkards who had to give up alcohol immediately like in prohibition?
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Pretty low but only because dry counties are all primarily white.
Just like how wet counties that're 99% white have an almost nonexistent violent crime rate.
Don't blame the beer when it's obviously just Black folk
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Most places like that are typically either dead or are next to counties that are wet and are were most people in the other county commute to work. The 5 dry counties in my state are next to big ass cities a county over. And people are most definitely hopping the county line at night or on weekends.
DESU, it's not alcohol that's the problem; its our culture not having an understanding of moderation.
The only time we've seen Hank and Peggy get intimate is when they both got horribly drunk in a (public?) bathroom. Seeing Hank actually show interest in sex was surreal
>The only time we've seen Hank and Peggy get intimate is when they both got horribly drunk
You never actually watch the show did you? Did you forget the episode Hank got hard seeing Peggy get baptized?
I just today saw the episode where Khan gets off by pretending he is Hank and sleeping with his wife in Hanks house. Wtf even was that? That’s just so random and weird for a koth episode. I don’t remember seeing that before either.
It's a late season episode. The main plot is that Cotton becomes a citizen cop. Hank suspects that someone has been dicking around in the house, but can't prove it. Eventually, Cotton realizing that someone has been in the house thanks to a weird smell on a pillow. He has Dale set up security cameras and they discover that Khan and Minh like to just.. break in, touch their stuff, and fool around on the Hill's furniture. The smell was Khan's hair gel.
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The reason they break in is that they like to do sexual roleplay where they are Hank and Peggy. That is just so out of character for them and strange in general. I reiterate- wtf???
Hmm, that kinda rings a bell now. At first I was thinking of the Japan episode where Bill and Dale dress up like Hank and Peggy. I’ll have to rewatch it, sounds fricking bizarre.
It's a late season episode. The main plot is that Cotton becomes a citizen cop. Hank suspects that someone has been dicking around in the house, but can't prove it. Eventually, Cotton realizing that someone has been in the house thanks to a weird smell on a pillow. He has Dale set up security cameras and they discover that Khan and Minh like to just.. break in, touch their stuff, and fool around on the Hill's furniture. The smell was Khan's hair gel.
The reason they break in is that they like to do sexual roleplay where they are Hank and Peggy. That is just so out of character for them and strange in general. I reiterate- wtf???
As a married Christian i can confirm we get down.
It's funny to me how fundamentalist Christians, especially the puritans, get labeled as prudes when we historically be fricking more than any demographic in the west.
And yes, we get kinky af.
I try not to
Isn’t it said that Hank’s narrow urethra makes it harder from him to have an orgasm
They have sex with some regularity; the idea is that Hank either dribbles it out when he climaxes, or dry cums. Peggy was able to yank enough out of him for a semen sample once. There was a sort of story arc in the second season where them remembering why they got Ladybug made them want to try to conceive again. The implication is that they're fricking a lot during that time. There's even an episode later on where Luanne accidentally barges in on them just having impromptu sex.
They weren't drunk. One of the jokes about how awful the train ride they were on had become was that they were in a dry county (aka one where it's illegal to serve alcohol) that was super long due to gerrymandering.
You're thinking of an earlier episode where they get super drunk before lamenting that they didn't have more kids. They don't frick in that episode; they just fall asleep in a their trash can.
>dry county
>illegal to sell alcohol
It’s only illegal to sell alcohol on Sunday in dry counties
Literally depends on the county. That's a statewide rule, but each county can enforce an even sticker law on alcohol sales. Most counties allow for beer at the very least, but a few counties in Texas are COMPLETELY dry.
They have the right idea. Prohibition should have never been repealed.
America was literally at its most violent during prohibition because everyone went nuts trying to get something to drink.
Okay but what are the crime stats in dry counties which have been dry for generations instead of drunkards who had to give up alcohol immediately like in prohibition?
Pretty low but only because dry counties are all primarily white.
Just like how wet counties that're 99% white have an almost nonexistent violent crime rate.
Don't blame the beer when it's obviously just Black folk
Most places like that are typically either dead or are next to counties that are wet and are were most people in the other county commute to work. The 5 dry counties in my state are next to big ass cities a county over. And people are most definitely hopping the county line at night or on weekends.
DESU, it's not alcohol that's the problem; its our culture not having an understanding of moderation.
I can’t imagine it was totally worth it, on account of Hank’s narrow urethra.
Peggy likely rode him till she finished, it was never about Hank when they fricked.
The only time we've seen Hank and Peggy get intimate is when they both got horribly drunk in a (public?) bathroom. Seeing Hank actually show interest in sex was surreal
he's just a conservative person, doesn't Peggy reveal in a later episode that she has sex more regularly than any other ladies in the neighborhood?
What episode was this? I don't remember that at ALL. All I remember is them having (for one episode) a designated day of the week to frick.
>The only time we've seen Hank and Peggy get intimate is when they both got horribly drunk
You never actually watch the show did you? Did you forget the episode Hank got hard seeing Peggy get baptized?
I just today saw the episode where Khan gets off by pretending he is Hank and sleeping with his wife in Hanks house. Wtf even was that? That’s just so random and weird for a koth episode. I don’t remember seeing that before either.
What episode is that? Doesn’t sound familiar to me either
It's a late season episode. The main plot is that Cotton becomes a citizen cop. Hank suspects that someone has been dicking around in the house, but can't prove it. Eventually, Cotton realizing that someone has been in the house thanks to a weird smell on a pillow. He has Dale set up security cameras and they discover that Khan and Minh like to just.. break in, touch their stuff, and fool around on the Hill's furniture. The smell was Khan's hair gel.
Hmm, that kinda rings a bell now. At first I was thinking of the Japan episode where Bill and Dale dress up like Hank and Peggy. I’ll have to rewatch it, sounds fricking bizarre.
The reason they break in is that they like to do sexual roleplay where they are Hank and Peggy. That is just so out of character for them and strange in general. I reiterate- wtf???
It's exciting
As a married Christian i can confirm we get down.
It's funny to me how fundamentalist Christians, especially the puritans, get labeled as prudes when we historically be fricking more than any demographic in the west.
And yes, we get kinky af.
Explain to me why you're writing like a homosexual despite being married
Blew so many loads I'm mostly moronic now
HO YEAH