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Why are exposed backs so damn sexy, bros?
you got that peach in front of you and you're looking at the back?
Backs are sexier than butts
t. moron
>why does looking at the female form activate my monkey brain that only exists because it activated my forefather's monkey brain and made him breed?
Gee idunno, it's a mystery.
Normalize plunging back dresses!
It already is at nightclubs, restaurants, parties etc
go to the city on a friday night, they're everywhere
Imagine sneaking behind her and putting a coin there
asscrack bandit
This plz. Specifically ones that plunge that low.
how did these losers score a hot b***h like that
now, lets see her face
with a back and ass like that it don't matter, just bend her over and bang the drum
that's fine if you're just going to frick her, but anything else...
>being this thirsty
You are not gonna make it.
I already did
I have the rest of this photoset saved somewhere, she's ugly as frick. Great body though.
>she's ugly as frick
i fricking knew it
She wasn't actually that bad, still better than anyone here could pull.
The fact that she's covering up her breasts says everything.
They didn't. She went out to the club and got double-teamed. She also has both kinds of herpes, which she gave to her nightly suitors.
weird beta cope post
Anon, I cherish your ignorance of how these DA bawds live
sad how great breasts and great ass are such a rare combination, it's always one or the other
A b***h with a body like that is phenomenally ugly if she's hanging with dudes who look like that. Even a 5/10 with a bod like that would never give those dudes the time of day.
you can work with that.
>yo little Donnie... I overdosed on estrogen and cut off my wiener and balls, how do you like them apples? and you got the nerve to say i don't look like a woman...
>implying you don't look exactly like them
Post your face now homosexual.
Men who feel the need to insult the way other men look are the most jealous homosexuals imaginable. Let me guess, you deserve her more than them? Lmao.
Please tell that's a man.
which one is fricking her?
who said anything about having a child with her, lmao
That's a nice ass and she has the female in fantasy comic/posters pose down
Nah, there's only like two or three more photos. I have them saved somewhere but I can't be bothered to look for them. So yeah, dude just trust me.
based
show me the face pic
What the frick is wrong with white people?
Excess exuberance?
There's a reason almost all the pics are from the back.
wait, there's two of them??
If only I could reverse image search for results within file explorer, I don't know where I saved this shit
iirc the blonde is much better looking
Such a clever line from such a midwit reviewer
not lookin good bros, what did i say
post the face you cuck
Post it, coward
I was surprised that redditors were talking like this, but then I saw:
>12 years ago
and now it makes sense
The absolute cope from these cucks.
Sword and sorcery heroines should have this physique.
no thank you
Good choice
never had that one, thanks anon
girls like that are pretty easy to frick. they're usually self conscious about being big and they scare away some guys.
hasn't been my experience with the only large girl over 6ft i pursued. she knew she was beautiful. consider yourself fortunate
>literal olympic athlete who has fricked other near physical perfection olympic athletes
>"yeah, bro, so easy to lay these bigger chicks. They're so self-conscious about being a bit bigger"
Just Cinemaphile things.
No. Fricking no. She's an Olympian, she has no problem pulling top physique dudes.
alternatively
Imagine if it was your job to clean her sweaty ass with your tongue when she was done with a lift. Haha that'd be so gross but I do wonder what it'd taste like and if she's interested in that lol haha
fug
It scrambles the brain
that's a coalburner
>source: /misc/
we're just talking about
>Sword and sorcery heroine [...] physique
idc what these people do or think irl
and I'm talking about
she's a coalburner
rape
COAL
>post yfw she's a serial coal burner and keeps getting beaten by her basketball american boyfriends and posting about it online, only to go back to another noid
don't believe me? check her IG. She has black "german" children
she'd be a dwarven warrior princess
no thx
2>5>1>3>4
I used to jerk off to that pic in 2010. Good tiems.
Post her frickinf face
But tbh a nerd girl who is into weird hobbies with a nice bod with a butter face doesn’t sound too bad
When I realized Frazzetta was a BMWF cuck it kind of ruined my life
he wasn’t, shill
oh no...
looks ok to me
Not even bad. Standard Italian.
looks ok but put the glasses on
could be worse, but yeah, takes the wind out of the sails.
That’s insane calling this girl butterface
She is average and a plus for her appeal bc of the ass
for a zoomer yeah but for anybody else she's kind of a butterface. beauty standards have went into the toilet
maybe you're just more attractive than the rest of us, so your floor is higher
It's Cinemaphile bro, when people here call a girl a butterface what they mean is "I am angry because I'm too much of a coward to try to make moves on girls"
but since it's Cinemaphile, most people are actually just lurking. it could be anything from sour grapes to condescension. if anything, i think constant rejection would make people more inclined to to your line of thinking
>It's Cinemaphile bro
I think the autists on here are just blunt with their opinions. Real life is different when it's the only person who will talk to you so you have to lie to yourself a little bit, drink alcohol, factor in your own horniness.
On here it's just a flat reaction to a picture of a person against an objective internal standard.
You guys are deranged, I a fricking males can make her look great with a few changes and you gays call her ugly?
Yeah she looks like a autistic loser but come on.
If you nevera did a nerdy girl a make over while un high school you probable weren't as Smart as you think you were
That's like weighting down a fat chick but without actually being gross ando way easier
no one called her ugly, boyo
Hello low standards esl, you can barely type. how is anybody supposed to take you seriously
I don't proof read cause I don't give a shit, get a grip guys, she would look fine, especiales with a more natural hair cut and without the autistic screeching.
You gusta just lack skill
>You gusta
me gusta
lel betrayed by autocorrect
>I don't give a shit
LOL you are literally screeching in every post, you ESL shitskin.
this girl isn't ugly at all, she's average to good looking with the plus of a fantastic body and an apparent willingness to roleplay my weird barbarian fantasies
Aw, she cute
What’s the deal, I thought you zoomer guys liked girls with thick eyebrows and strong features?
Face it's ok average, incels itt need to stop wanking to cgi porn and get real
why does this b***h have a goldfish growing out her breasts
Her face is fine, but you can tell why she hangs out with a bunch of nerds.
less competition for orbiters?
absolutely fricking WOULD
Incredibly cute, and the fact that she's into stuff like this makes her near perfect
Is this a fricking joke???
>uhhh she's making goofy face! Butterface!11!
Genuinely, and I mean this with every fiber of my body, have a nice day
he's probably just shitposting, man
I'm truly surprised you're all so offended that some people have standards, b***h looks demonic. I'm just not interested (other than the ass).
>not attracted to demons
NGMI
>dated two borderline b***hes
haven't i suffered enough
I didn't say borderlines, don't go anywhere near them if you value your heart and your sanity. Demonesses, on the other hand...
>all that build-up for an average face
post the face already you FRICKERS
contemplate the odor
People ITT say shit like that and then jerk off to Aubrey Plaza lel
morons
>tfw no wrastling gf
grab em by the pussy
the one on the right is so hot, love her tiktoks
Whats her name
looks like that guy who tries to stay young
>AI mistake Conan the Barbarian prompt for Conan O'Brien
arent these all franzetta conan, etc drawings recreated with props? i forget what the inspiration is, but they are just in poses from something like that. and the girl is clearly photoshopped/filtered to shrink waist, etc.
cope
just from the thumbnail i can tell this is ai altered
>A queen, desperate to fulfill her love, makes a daring play: she hires the sorceress Gray Alys (Jovovich), a woman as feared as she is powerful. Sent to the ghostly wilderness of the Lost Lands, Alys and her guide, the drifter Boyce (Bautista), must outwit and outfight man and demon in this fable that explores the nature of good and evil, debt and fulfillment, love and loss.
Paul W.S. Anderson's magnum opus is releasing in 2024, and should hopefully receive a trailer within the next few months. It's a post-apocalyptic western sci-fi dark fantasy hybrid based on a George R.R. Martin short story.
Why does Martin look so unhappy?
He's in over his head--can't finish the series.
Any great fantasy artists today?
Luis Royo and his son, Romulo.
Why do male nerds love sword and sorcery yet refuse to lift? I don't get it. At least female nerds try to look as good as possible when cosplaying (most of them IMHO) but guy nerds seem completely happy with their disgustingly flabby bodies.