>Having a friend who takes you to Medieval Times is....

>Having a friend who takes you to Medieval Times is.... le BAD!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IT APPEARS WE ARE GOING TO DO BATTLE, STEVEN.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >split diopter
      yeah, it's kino

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was actually Jim Carrey’s idea to include Medieval Times in the movie. He told Ben Stiller about it and the entire crew went out to scope it out and had a great time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Neat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Neat

      yeah but his reasoning was all weird like you would expect from jim. it wasnt like hes just a cool guy and went

      >hey medieval times is badass you ever been? no? hey what the hell lets shoot a scene there!

      The concept is so ridiculous I thought they made that up for the movie

      eat shit jim

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my family and i went like 20 years ago in Florida. our section had the black knight, who won the tournament but was then killed by the treacherous court wizard when he went to claim his prize. the other knights banded together to stop him, but our guy was still dead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cheering against the other sections is like half of the fun.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, this was not my experience at all. The red knight won, but the evil green knight challenged him to a sword duel and the red knight won.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          my family and i went like 20 years ago in Florida. our section had the black knight, who won the tournament but was then killed by the treacherous court wizard when he went to claim his prize. the other knights banded together to stop him, but our guy was still dead

          they had different scripted shows that they rotate so you can go more than once and not see the same story. i also assume they constantly rotate which knight wins in each story

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They absolutely do that. It would be lame as frick if it was the same show every night

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It really is a million dollar idea.
            No wonder they have a location in the heart of Las Vegas, where I saw it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The concept is so ridiculous I thought they made that up for the movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I went for the first time like two years ago and had a great time. Got pretty drunk and caught the rose that my champion threw.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >friend buys you a prostitute
    would you be mad?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If she's hot then no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, but then you have a nightmare of him running like the T-1000 and smashing through your front door.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i had a "nightmare" last night where i was having sex with my sister but my sister from like 15 years ago (she's 40)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think part of it was extreme disappointment that the woman wasn’t actually into him. He probably wouldn’t have talked to her if he knew she was a prostitute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >friend wants me to abandon the wizard path
      I would slaughter him on the spot

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having a friend

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it weird that this is one of my favorite movies? I guess you could argue the ending is a little weak but I could watch it any time

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be the one to say it then: Chip was a nice guy and a good friend. I'd kill to have a friend like Chip. Medieval Times, karaoke, free cable, everything Chip did was for his friend. This movie failed to make Chip seem unlikeable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You could tell the main character was warming up to him at times but then he’d do something insane or overkill which would push him away. He had fun at Medieval Times, then he broke into his apartment and gave him tons of free shit. He had fun at the party, but turns out he was hooked up with a prostitute, etc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost like the writers of the movie couldn't decide, or it got rewritten, for Chip to be more of a villain. That's why this movie failed. I still love it though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The point was that Chip was always pushing things too far, dumbass.
          The movie did get rewritten, though, it was originally written for Chris Farley -- but the 'obssessive man who read and then puts way too much into a new friendship' was always the POINT.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was always supposed to be the villain, otherwise what would be the point of the movie?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon wants a movie about two dudes becoming bros

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They were bros tho, that's more how real bros act than the homosexual closeted shit you see in seth rogen buddy comedies.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If I could rewrite The Cable Guy it would end with Chip being told to tone it down and they become best friends.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s the whole premise, isn’t it? Chip had zero chill about having a friend. It was like Fatal Attraction but with friends.

          I think it failed because people were expecting another goofy Jim Carrey role but it turned out being darker than they thought

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime someone mentions Medievil Times I think about the story of Randy Pitchford dropping a USB stick of child porn on the floor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Pitchford clarified that the pornographic film on the USB drive was not child pornography and stated that he had saved the pornography for the purposes of studying a sexual act performed by the female actress that he claimed to be similar to a "magic trick."[35][38] Gearbox filed a grievance with the State Bar of Texas against Callender for "filing a lawsuit that includes accusations that he knows to be untrue".[36][37]

      who was the gay that went to the press after finding the stick anyway? i thought medieval times only hired white&blessed chads and stacies

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >$70 a head for an hour of WWE wrestling but knights instead of wrestlers and cheap food
    I'm good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Worth it tbh. Excluding the food being better than expected, you’re basically paying 50 bucks for a few hours of entertainment

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >for a few hours of entertainment
        I went there it's like an hour- hour and a half tops

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Show was almost exactly two hours for me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >for a few hours of entertainment
            I went there it's like an hour- hour and a half tops

            Worth it tbh. Excluding the food being better than expected, you’re basically paying 50 bucks for a few hours of entertainment

            some/all of the also have tiny little museum type areas where they put medieval shit you and spend time looking at

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        50 bucks for dinner and a JOUSTING show is pretty good tbh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >JOUSTING
          the issue is it's fake like the WWE and pre determined. If it was real that might be worth it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The fights are scripted. It's possible that the jousting games before the fights are real competitions between the performers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm entertained by the WWE. I'm entertained by watching the Green Knight lose every time at Medieval Times. I'm a simple man, simple as.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the food is pretty good so thats like 20-30 off the ticket price since its just going towards that.

      its also legitimately one of the most fun events youll ever go to. its way more fun than you think because you get really sucked into it. its nothing like watching some gay play or larpfest. i literally have a woodend "shield" from them hanging above my computer right now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >captain ahab, look! Aloft!
        >Yarrgh, the darned beast learned to fly, eh?? Kill me now boys, I won't give it the satisfaction!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Worth it once for the novelty. It's not like it's something you'd go to routinely. 70 bucks isn't even bad, that barely buys you a nosebleed seat at an nfl game nowadays.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty cheap actually. Only time I went to medieval times was as a kid for a class field trip. My whole 4th grade class spent an entire day there.

      We took field trips like that a lot actually. State fairs, science musems, opera houses, Six Flags. My elementary school ruled

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        HEY
        WHO THREW THAT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The food is actually good.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Movie genuinely made me sad for him he just wanted a friend

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I went my waiter was actually kind of grumpy which I thought was funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Prime Janeane Garofalo in this movie. And in Mystery Men.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, she was hot as frick as the serving wench.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it’s pic related

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is that Uma? What movie is this?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Truth About Cats and Dogs. I was so obsessed with Janeane as a little kid that I didn’t even notice that Uma was pretty hot in this movie too. And Uma was supposed to be a model in it and Janeane the “frumpy” one

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Are you the Garofalo poster?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, but I can be for you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not for me, bro. For Janeane.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had friends in my past that showed up unannounced constantly be it the afternoon or 9 fricking pm and trust me its over bearing and makes everything uncomfortable. Especially after a long day at work and purposefully screening calls from exhaustion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had a friend like that too. Never would call, he’d just knock on my window at random times like we were in a fricking sitcom. Sometimes I’d be with my girlfriend and he didn’t give a frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. If I ignored the door gay would go to the windows. Luckily that's in the past. Steven going through a break up with chip up his ass had to be the worst.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A movie about steam friends

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the sounds Jim Carrey makes when he’s shooting the staple gun at Steven from up above

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >scram-beed eggs
    >orange joo-eeths
    comfy

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ARE YOU READY TO ROCK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Jack Black?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why was Jack immediately a hater on Jim’s character? Or was Jim being a prick, I can’t remember

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        their irst encounter was when they were playing basketball and Jim ruined it for everyone

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yeah, that’s right. Jack even offers to have Jim on his team but he tells him no

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=8R7JYByQSl6g0d0n
    Kino soundtrack

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Autistic man just wants a friend

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was just thinking about the lisp punch. What is it about the "some hard impact fixes character's flaws until the next impact happens" that's so funny.

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