Having a superhero gf would be terrifying in real life and you know it.
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Having a superhero gf would be terrifying in real life and you know it.
Having a superhero gf would be terrifying in real life and you know it.
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We know, there's a movie about it
>constant target for supervillains looking to get back at her
>get cucked for outrage sales tactics
>get fridged for drama or so the writer can pair them up with their self-insert
>get written as an OOC butthole so the writer is justified in breaking you up (and so his self-insert can step in)
>get wiped out of existence as a result of a universal reboot
>get raceswapped as a result of a universal reboot
>get your girlfriend raceswapped as a result of a universal reboot (possibly a plus rather than a negative)
>only happily together with children in a far future AU, where sometimes you and your GF now wife get killed off so your daughter can take on her mantle
>or it ends up like this
Yes, shit would suck.
>choosing to live in a corporate shared universe
>ever
>pumping babies into her womb every night while billions of nerds can only jerk off
The positive outweighs the negatives
Just be loyal and kiss her every night
Watching this right now kek these VFX
Are Luke Wilson characters the predecessor to the cucked pseudo-submale that somehow gets a 10/10 gf for no reason?
nah that's adam sandler
>the literal flying frick
kek
this shit is so corny
Haha I was in 2nd grade when this came out
I remember seeing the trailer fir it in x-men 3 I think and I actually wanted to see it since it had superheroes lol
Is that the actress from kill bill?
Yes
this was so corny
what a movie
America was so weird back then.
I can never get aroused by superheroines because they make me feel inadequate.
I can always get aroused by superheroines because they make me feel inadequate.
I already feel inadequate by default, so I can manage with that...
Imagine how hot it would be that she would use you as her stress relief toy after a long day stopping Dr. Nutjob on dinosaur island.
I would agree for the most part. Unless she has some kinky powers in which case I may be more willing to put up with the ugly parts of the relationship.
I don't want a superpowered girlfriend, just a vigilante one that makes bad decisions and is stubborn
Yeah, having a normal gf in real life is already terrifying enough
Yh man so awful having a gf who could rape you at any moment so bad
Yeah women are like really casually abusive. It kinda surprised me
>eye lasers DICK on his forehead
what a b***h
what about having a sponge bf
Unironically this is because they biologically don't have to manage soft OR hard power. Soft power of being a local leader, hard power of being the one in the relationship that can just savage the other to death.
Oops, meant this.
Hard body
Protective of family
Knows how to please a man
Will stay young forever
I'd rather have a superhero NEET gf instead.
I DO know. That's what makes it hot.
okay but will spongebob stop until i'm his
If you eat all the Krabby Patties
i better find some big pants because they'll go straight to my thighs
Hitting the gym with your superhero gf!
Luckily I'm terrified of normal women anyway, so a superhero one would just make my fears rational
Luckily you're terrified of normal women anyway, so a superhero one would just make your fears rational
I want to be a superhero girl's battered boyfriend
They're hero(ine)s. Part of the job description that they don't abuse their powers for personal benefit, so it stands to reason that they wouldn't beat the shit out of you just because they're stronger. Same reason why little kids and midgets don't have to live in constant fear of adults just demolishing them for fun.
being a superheroine is hard work she's probably stressed out sometimes
>Aww yeah, I'm hittin' that
You read that in his voice.
Heroines don't do domestic violence
On purpose
Superheroes have the best PR teams.
Wait till they meet me
>get a superheroine gf
>realize all too late youre in a the boys/invincible superhero parody
>die
>The Boys or Invincible
There is a chance she kills you during sex, more so if you're in The Boys
supervillain gf is better
>surrounded by powerful heroes all day
>has to come home to your average ass
Yeah she’d definitely cheat like 10 minutes in, honestly why would you even expect her to be loyal
what mental disorder is it when she cheats on you but threatens physical violence if you leave her?
Narcissism
I want a gf who does that.
Hot
Would a supervillain gf be any better?
Or make things worse?
Depends how far they are in their Super hero career. If its year 1-3 I'm noping out incase I get Gwen Stacy'd.
That's part of the appeal damn it