Hazbin Helluva

How much longer until it doesn't come out?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends on how many more merch videos they gotta make first. I wonder how many sweatshop workers have to see Angel's face for a living?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People missed the "1" inside of the zero
    It's actually coming out Summer 21023

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the year is 21023
      >vivziepop has just been unfrozen from her very own ice(d latte from starbucks) due to ridiculously high temperatures
      >the workers of SpiHor (formerly Spindlehorse) in front of the laboratory she'd been frozen in have been at it for years and are more than exhausted, being the children of the children she hired 19,000 years ago before she was frozen in her ice(d latte from starbucks)
      >she walks over to one of the drawings one of the workers are working on
      >as she gets closer, it seems to be that the child is just... typing things into a computer
      >and as she finally gets closer, she sees that the child that almost resembles a skeleton is just typing words on an instant AI Art website
      >scared of the strange slimy noises behind her, the child turns around in unbearable fear
      >the child sees the slimy, greasy, disgusting abomination that lies behind them; it's glasses seemingly tied to its face and its hair messy and wrangled. the beast unleashes a roar of inhuman anger that all of the children working in the laboratory hear
      >from being forced into a life of AI prompting out deviantart OC rejects since their birth and and not knowing any other thought in their head but "why", the child shivers violently, as their eyes slowly begin to go dark
      >as they fall over onto the ground, the child sees the beast get closer, as it murmurs something that can only be heard as just "doing the work themselves"
      >with the child's last breath, they only hear one last thing from the monster
      >"Frickin' homosexuals."
      >the first episode was still, and never would not be finished.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Vivzie stops stuffing her fat face (I don't care either way)

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's that writer's strike going?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking nowhere, Nobody gives a shit about it. All I care about is Vivzie's fat belly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The writers strike is honestly hilarious, they came out with their grievances then SAG "joined" them and immediately replaced the point of all the protesting with complaints about netflix fricking with residual payouts and wanting recourse for the fact that studios are sending movies to streaming sites after less than a month which annihilated blu-ray sales.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is a weird sale model I guess. Been thinking of getting blu ray just because streaming quality is kind of shit. On the other hand I don't watch movies THAT much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not an issue. As no one honest would say that there’s a writer in the entire team maybe besides Brandon Rodgers.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's coming out when hell freezes over.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guess you could say it hazbin a helluva loss for viv

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we not make yet another "let's b***h about helluva/hazbin hotel boss" thread?
    i feel there's at least 3 threads about the same topic everyday.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not until I get a fat belly pic from Vivzie.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How fat do you imagine it being?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would probably look like a gelatinous italian goo belly with a bad, but incredibly distinct, smell.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not until Viv's downfall happens and she leaves the industry, so this can finally end.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its never coming out.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    After the alastor dick mousepad and wally darling hermaphrodite doll have finished creation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God have mercy of their souls

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If mercy existed their family or the cats would have killed them already. You have to make and send them the wally doll to give them any salvation in life.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          We tried, all is holding this are horror characters

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In honor of Stolasgay.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it doesnt come out before the end of this year I'm writing it off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/AyuNG28.jpg

      How much longer until it doesn't come out?

      Well, this showed up in 2 days ago. They come from IMDb

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Somehow I doubt even that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this is going to kill Viv.
        It was nice knowing you homosexuals, the ride is finally ending.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see it.
        For me it just says "2023." No specific day.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they meant summer in the southern hemisphere

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least there is Loona porn, right Cinemaphile?
    Right Cinemaphile?
    Right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dog frickers burn. Also I'm going to kill whoever made that fricking David meme. But thats a gripe for another thread.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sooooo edgy
          Want me to call you a Black person as well since apparently I'm being edgy?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm game.

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