hazbin hotel

Tried watching it. Cringe shit for perverts with horrible writing outside songs

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watches tumblr deviantart the show
    >surprised it's gay and moronic

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boo thread, let's talk about batman instead

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 90s batman animated series was an absolute masterpiece.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        incidentally, the 90s batman series served as inspiration for Hazbin Hotel's stylization and focus on reds

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I missed out on that as a kid, I watched fox kids a lot so really all I ever got was animated Spider-Man. But I thoroughly enjoy the Arkham game series (I'm playing Arkham Knight right now, I beat Asylum and City in the last 4 days)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Batman Beyond was a pretty good follow up. It fit the Y2K era perfectly.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        batman beyond peak

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fishtank thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sees picture of vivziepop
      >I'm so glad animators are losing their jobs to AI. They should be in the welfare office line.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No fricker, this is a Batman thread now.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        can it be a milhouse thread instead

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you ever watch something that looks like that? I saw it on Amazon prime and immediately knew it was directed for pathetic wankers who use tumblr and who are probably transsexual (I don't know if anyone uses tumblr anymore or if being transsexual is still the thing but you know what I mean)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(I don't know if anyone uses tumblr anymore or if being transsexual is still the thing but you know what I mean)
      You're trying too hard to sound like a boomer

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show made me realize the nitwit posters the internet is full of, and how people make judgements and assumptions on something without even watching it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Its mildly entertaining and I expected it to be trash.
      I would never judge something just by seeing the first ep

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        but you should, if the first episode does leave a effective impression then you're completely justified in dropping the show

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont. Since first episodes are usually slow. I give every show 3 episodes at the very least

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hazbin hotel is the daughter between adam and lilith
    >vivzie: OH WOW I CAN'T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHOW INTO HOW LILITH IS A GOOD PERSON
    >is a fat 32 year old single loser that will never have kids

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      See what I mean? She is the villian. But you get so emotionally opinionated on something you didn't watch.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched the season 1 finale. It was 50% haha gay buttsex jokes with the subtle implication that carnal lust is more important than relationships.

        >b-but they dated at the end
        Ok, then why bring in it being a plot point that relationships are bad?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about lmao

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is a show that is set to show evil people as misunderstood, having worldbuilding that relationships are bad, unless the show is trying to insinuate that homosexuality and casual sex are good?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >unless the show is trying to insinuate that homosexuality and casual sex are good?
              Im tired of pretending that homosexuality is the le bad.
              Im straight but I wouldnt mind dating a man

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't mind fricking killing all homos unprovoked, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be bad to do so.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kys psycho

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >unless the show is trying to insinuate that homosexuality and casual sex are good?
                Im tired of pretending that homosexuality is the le bad.
                Im straight but I wouldnt mind dating a man

                >privacy of the bedroom
                >just let us get married
                >just bake the cake
                >just accept there are a lot more than 2 genders
                >just use the pronouns
                >just call me a woman
                >just let me into the ladies room
                >just let men in women's sports
                >just forget basic biology
                >Democrats, leftists, MSM, corporations, Hollywood, Big Tech, Antifa, etc support children going to drag queen story hour
                >Democrats, leftists, MSM, corporations, Hollywood, Big Tech, Antifa, etc support children going to drag shows
                >Democrats, leftists, MSM, corporations, Hollywood, Big Tech, Antifa, etc support children doing drag
                >Democrats, leftists, MSM, corporations, Hollywood, Big Tech, Antifa, etc support minors transitioning
                >Antifa shows up to defend drag queen child events with guns, which the Left is now cool with
                >MSM calls the opposition to drag queen child events fascists
                >corporations merchandise troons and homosexualry
                >just let actual degeneracy be praised and supported in society
                >Hollywood and entertainment industry inject troonism and homosexualry into media
                >Biden literally invited drag queens to the White House
                >Biden administration already has a few troons and cross dressers
                >degenrates are totally normal and we'll individuals
                >Troons are Big Pharma cash cows
                >staunch gun control Leftwingers like Cenk Ugyer preach that troons should get armed
                >Democrats, MSM, Lefties, etc who usually say how monsterous shooters are said the troon shooter who shot 3 kids in a Christian school because the state banned child drag shows was a victim
                >troonism and homosexualry is currently being pushed on children and elementary schools
                >Antifa literally showed up at an elementary school to attack parents protesting critical gender ideolgy
                >see any of the degeneracy of any “Pride” parade
                >list in beta please wait for updates

                Go ahead say it's not happening but it's a good thing anyway and you support it but it's a far right conspiracy but I'm a bad person for not supporting it

                Then dilate

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go leave repubtroony

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based, everything the left believes is founded on lies.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This isn't a matter of them being truly right wing, the left is just becoming so extreme that they're alienating many of their own. Go ahead and ask what those supposed "right wing" gays believe and you'll notice loads of lefty takes, just not nearly as extreme as todays wave of degenerates.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Define degenerates o holy one

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                corporations do that for achieving monopoly, smaller companies can't afford token employees to meet diversity quotas, and are excluded out of funding

                politicians do that to divide, rally, harden their core voter base. it benefits both left and right side.

                professional activists, educators do that to milk the governmental and private grants, they aren't interested in resolving any issues. like for example, no one is interested in general anti-violence programs at schools, even with the lgbtq minority being targeted disproportionately, and naturally eligible for a decent chunk of time.

                queers are last to blame here.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >queers are last to blame here.
                This is a thread about gay shit specifically. They might be not be #1 in terms of public degenercy but they are one of the numbers for sure.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                homosexual men can't hold their shit in because their sphincter gets blown out by dicks

                Do you have to be a christian to call out christians? Do you have to be a troony to call out trannies?

                You clearly have no idea what you are talking about. It's more about your moronic opinion than being a christian.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Christian pastors give conversions to death row inmates all the time. Simply saying sorry to Jesus is a free ticket into heaven.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like a dumb sect I wouldn't join, doesn't it?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Well MY Christianity is LE DIFFERENT
                Giga cope

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the world is black and white
                you are a teenager watching shitty cartoons made by a moron

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >T-the world isn't black & white! Y-you can have different interpretations of the religion!
                Yeah, which is what makes christcucks a thousand times easier to mock since their whole religion is based on a black & white concept like either being good enough to get into heaven or not.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do not even understand the basics of Christianity but claim to. lmao.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but I'm white so I'll skate by to heaven just fine unlike you

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I die before I wake

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >whole religion is based on a black & white concept like either being good enough to get into heaven or not.
                not even christian but thats not a really accurate assessment of Christianity. salvation in christianity is based on faith and accepting Jesus Christ, which itself is symbolic of accepting love for mankind and yourself, since Jesus represents the duality of man and God. by accepting Christ, you accept all other men, and become redeemed. a 'black and white' religion where you go to hell or not based on how many good/bad boy points you have is closer to zoroastrianism, which admittedly was an early influence and competitor to christianity and there are a few hybrids of the two religions, including manichaenism, of which saint augustine was a former member before converting. it is a fundamentally different worldview and concept of salvation; zoroastrianism quite literally believes that there is an assigned angel and designed demon to every soul, and each tallies up your virtues and your sins over your lifespan until you day, where you are either lifted to heaven or sunk to hell depending on how many sins weigh down your heart. it is much more based on individual acts of good and virtue, which you could argue influenced the catholic concept of good works a bit, but catholicism is only one type of christianity

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                designated demon*
                designated sin-tallying demon

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grussy

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You so obviously know nothing about Christianity if you think its morality is black and white. Christianity if anything makes one of the boldest and counterintuitive moral claims ever by essentially saying that people can never be inherently evil and everyone can be redeemed.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                REAL COMMUNISM- I MEAN CHRISTIANITY HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i only watched the shot to see our ancestor

      >abandoned her daughter and husband while her kingdom got raided by tomboy murderangels yearly for almost a decade
      >good person

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do the angels just have horns like demons? are the artists THAT uncreative they cant think of a single design that doesnt look like a super edgy myspace girls avatar?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the creator of the show said during an interview a few years ago she doesn't know what color theory is and she wings it. probably why the artistic style is so cluttered and shitty.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah you can tell

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a costume to look scary. Why are so so emotionally opinionated on something you never watched?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            so his costume to look scary is....just another le spiky-tooth smile demon? I feel youre missing the point here, what you said is a cope for bad design. nothing you say will fix that its bad design
            >y-youre not allowed to call something that looks like shit shitty!

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >so his costume to look scary is....just another le spiky-tooth smile demon
              yes. because it looks cool, just as how the military and special forces adopts skulls and such
              the rest of heaven doesn't even know that this death squad exists excep adam, his goth gf, and the current regent in the pic related, making it quite literally illegal
              >what you said is a cope for bad design. nothing you say will fix that its bad design
              meh

              >people in hell aren't actually EVIL, they just got put there because god hates gender non binarys
              Actually almost everyone in hell was evil while they were alive, Charlie and Lucifer are basically the only exceptions. The "twist" (if you can call it that, because this has been done to death in fiction) is that angels were also evil while they were alive.

              It's not really clear what role God plays in the story at this point. He cast out Lucifer, obviously, but He also brought a "dead" demon back and brought him to heaven, and He also allowed Adam, one of his angels, to die without bringing him back.

              >It's not really clear what role God plays in the story at this point.
              he's the divine judgment of all souls as he redeemed of of the characters in hell. Adam was allowed in heaven because he did something in his past
              he will show as a character though

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no you see hes actually part of le super edgy angelic death squad so thats why they look just like demons!!!
                more and more excuses for why theres zero aesthetic diversity between the angels and demons. meh indeed
                >m-muh adam lore says that uh
                who cares

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >who cares
                well, you're in this thread wasting your time in this garbage show for no good reason
                >The "twist" (if you can call it that, because this has been done to death in fiction) is that angels were also evil while they were alive.
                angels =/= winners (the human souls that died)
                only the exorcists are ""evil"", and that's because they exist as a necessity to keep hell's strength from growing out of control. it's all in the same episode

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does women's lives revolve around sex?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It portrays thinking casual sex is good as "just an opinion" and ignoring the real harm they do, like homosexuality makes gay men unable to hold their shit in. Why doesn't vivziepop talk about that?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If that was true, you wouldn't make this thread to give it attention
    The truth is you are a paid shill

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They pay me in terrible storylines

      I want a troony eating ice cream si vu ple

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like trashbin hotel
    lmao
    please leave a (you) for more top notch Cinemaphile content!

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    19
    talk about Batman and I'll give you a (you)

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea it's really bad. Idk what happened because the youtube pilot seemed more bearable

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried watching and something about it seems very evil though I'm not quite sure I can articulate it exactly. Nothing to do with it being set in hell or any of that shit. Heard some gay in a discord recently acked due to the bullying he received and I'm not suprised.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bullying is le gud

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats not what anon said, hes implying bullying is bad since itll make you watch homosexual demon cartoons like HH. but bullying IS good, you are unironically correct, without bullying you get little sissies and homos running rampant. little baby men that dont know how to stand up for themselves

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you get bullied by Black folk

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I did get bullied by Black folk, and spics, and asiatics, and whites. I fought and beat them all. the crucibles that are inner city schools are what made me the man I am today. run back to playing minecraft where you're nice and safe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I felt the same trying watching Helluva Boss. So I'm staying far away from this one.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heretical Garbage

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vivziepop is good because priests blessing people before they die is bad
    kek

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The story and animation is entertaining enough but god damn the musical numbers are shit. Boss had better songs.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The animation is very bland to me. And the designs are full deviantart. But then, that's the point
      Its rare you get a 30 year old femcel's fanfiction and fetishism get given production, so I say what's the harm. I'm not the audience, I wasn't for twilight and 50 shades either

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    does satanism have cool dark magicians like yugioh? no?

  18. 4 months ago
    sage

    >boy I hate this show so much
    >this show sure sucked!
    >gais who wants to talk about this show and how bad it is?
    >wha- what do you mean "shilling"? I made this thread to talk about how _bad_ this show is
    anyway, buy an ad next time you massive Black personhomosexualtroonyjew
    oregano in all fields

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy some meds

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make me a sandwich

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nailed it

      https://i.imgur.com/3QkRFyW.jpg

      Tried watching it. Cringe shit for perverts with horrible writing outside songs

      never watching your gay show, op

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pilot Charlie was cute as a button and concept of a musical-obsessed Pollyanna Disney princess of Hell seemed like a cool premise.

    Watch first series, gradually lose interest in character losing that level of cute. Some other interesting characters and ideas that don't really go anywhere or are underserved, generally getting lost in the shuffle of Viv's divine war shit. By the end I was pretty disappointed.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >for perverts
    I was curious so I just watched three episodes. Unless the next 5 suddenly change (doubtful) I am absolutely baffled by this. I was expecting fetishy stuff and 'pushing the boundaries' stuff. Literally nothing of the sort. Nothing is perverted. The weird prostitute demon is the closest thing to perverted and he is treated with scorn by the other characters, outright hated by one of them and is constantly told to stop being creepy and weird.
    >bad writing bar the songs
    The writing isn't amazing shit but I dunno what you want from a cartoon. In fact, I find the songs the worst part. It feels like filler. They say 30 seconds of dialogue, but if you SING it then it takes up 2 mins. Less animation, less plot and so on.

    In short, I have a feeling you didn't even watch the cartoon, as I said, maybe it gets more perverted in later episodes but if you removed the swearing and blood and the prostitute demon, you could easily make this a Disney cartoon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what you you mean for perverts?
      You must be watching a different show than me.
      >It's a cartoon so it's ok the writing is bad

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what I said. No cartoon has amazing writing; they're cartoons. It's simply fine. There are jokes, the characters have personalities and there is a plot. Again, I don't know exactly what you want. Explain to me what is perverted about this show that you don't get in any other 'adult cartoon'? Like, this shit is fricking tame compared to Paradise P.D, Huckleberry, Rick & Morty, South Park and so on. Hell, even Family Guy and American Dad showed female nipples and wieners in the DVD versions. Yet this show, the worst perverted thing you get is "I suck dicks". Wow. Shocking. So perverted! A demon in HELL says they SUCK DICKS. Fricking call the Pope!

        So, again, unless the next 5 episodes start doing some actual perverted stuff, I will stick to my belief you've not watched the show and doing the classic
        >If you make a positive thread about something, you won't get replies, but if you make a negative thread about something, you will

        I blame YOU for making me waste an hour of my life watching a cartoon 'for perverts' and the worst I got was a joke of
        >I love to suck
        >Don't you dare say wieners
        >Popsicles! Get your head out of the gutter
        >and wieners!

        hahahahaha! SO PERVERTED. SO DANGEROUS. SO RISQUE.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your over reaction is clear. You feel very insulted I'm pointing out 1/3 of the show is gay sex jokes. Rick and Morty can show tens of people being ground into paste, and It's less offensive than this weak ass show with a community that overly defends it. It's 2/10 at best, and the visual style is unwatchable.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't feel insulted other than the thread opened up with this cartoon being a 'cartoon for perverts' and then I watched the first episode and thought 'Is this a Disney cartoon?' and then thought 'Maybe that was the pilot and it'll get more perverted later on' and after two more episodes there was literally nothing. I don't understand why you cannot explain to me what is perverted about this. That there is a prostitute demon that talks about sucking wieners? If you think that's perverted, you're broken and that's OK, but don't call this shit perverted and make me think we've finally gone somewhere with adult cartoons and make me waste an hour of my time. Again, even fricking AMERICAN DAD has shown female nipples, yet I saw nothing in this show. I didn't even see underwear shot, ass shot or cleavage.

            I am insulted that people like you think this is 'perverted' and tricked me into spending an hour waiting for this 'perversion' to happen and nothing fricking happened. I'll ignore the rest of your post which goes on about how it's totally bad because of the visual style (I don't care), I care because the thread opened up saying this was a show for perverts, you got my hopes up and in I went and fricking nothing. Even Love, Death & Robots was more perverted than this, at least they showed e-girl.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a gay guy talking about sucking wieners isn't perverted
              ynbaw

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it isn't. Especially when Paradise P.D, Huckleberry, Family Guy, South Park and several other 'adult cartoons' have done exactly that. In fact, I would say it is less perverted here because as I pointed out in my first post, the rest of the demons hate the guy for talking about wieners all the time and is a demon. The other shows aren't. They just do it because lol gay sex.

                Again, I don't care if you hate the show, I don't care if you hate the gays, I really, truly, honestly, do not care. What I do care about is my time and you wasted it because you said something which isn't true. The show is not perverted. It is essentially a fricking Disney cartoon with swearing. Which is not interesting and why I decided to even reply to this thread in the first place. You wasted my time.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never seen an episode about family guy with more than 5 gay jokes in it. The show is distasteful because it normalizes abnormality.

                I do find it a bit sus that its marketed as an adult show yet the only people I know that like it are my zoomer relatives
                [...]
                you wasted your own time there bud. settle down big guy

                Yes, most of the show's fanbase is underage.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being gay is normal now idiot. What are you living in 1900?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, 2006

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >dick sucking jokes
              >disney
              ??????

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The anon is either mindrotted or they're 14 and this is just natural to them. The Internet was a mistake

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't feel insulted
              And for mere fractions of a second i almost believed you. Then i saw how long the post was. Im not going to read it. Anyone who is capable of critical thinking knows that it is context that provides meaning and not the content by itself. A show that has dick jokes or gay jokes or pedo jokes still says nothing without knowing the tone/setting/buildup of said joke. Gay jokes in a buddy cop movie are much more innocent in nature then a show that obviously is made by people that love gay shit. One is poking fun and the other is normalizing and encouraging.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gone from 'it's a show about perverts' which an anon said isn't true to
            >actually it's about gay sex jokes, that's why its bad
            you're so on the ropes you could be staring in a WWE match

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              groomer show for groomers

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do find it a bit sus that its marketed as an adult show yet the only people I know that like it are my zoomer relatives

                No, it isn't. Especially when Paradise P.D, Huckleberry, Family Guy, South Park and several other 'adult cartoons' have done exactly that. In fact, I would say it is less perverted here because as I pointed out in my first post, the rest of the demons hate the guy for talking about wieners all the time and is a demon. The other shows aren't. They just do it because lol gay sex.

                Again, I don't care if you hate the show, I don't care if you hate the gays, I really, truly, honestly, do not care. What I do care about is my time and you wasted it because you said something which isn't true. The show is not perverted. It is essentially a fricking Disney cartoon with swearing. Which is not interesting and why I decided to even reply to this thread in the first place. You wasted my time.

                you wasted your own time there bud. settle down big guy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll sum up the writing of the show for you:
          >deviantart character A: "you gotta nail it in! *referring to hammering a nail*
          >deviantart character B: "hehe I love being nailed"
          >that's every joke
          you're running away with the perverted point as if people are prudes. We're not, its just cringe and forced

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's also a show for young adults
            what do you expect, synecdoche new york?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it isn't perverted
      Episode 2 that gay male prostitute is being harked into going back to his pimp, and its a load of frick shit c**t dialogue of him wanting to use up his holes. Other characters do it too its pretty constant. The dialogue is perverted and cringe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They end up setting the gay porn star onto the path of redemption. Him being hypersexual becomes a point of attention as the bartender says it is just an escapist trait. Eventually he stands up to the guy that pimps him. The entire show is an attack of these sins whilst also offering redemption for the sinners and taking down the self-righteous.
        hazbin hotel genuinely finds in progressives and christians a mutual ground as never before
        it's a show without a lot of resentment

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The dialogue is perverted and cringe
        well what do you expect from a show for young adults
        it sends a clear message to teenagers: there's good and bad on both sides of the cultural aisle and it's up to you to find yourself and stick to that

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes absolutely. And teens listen, its alright if you find dogs hot

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I know about the show is that the creator cannot take a joke about their excessive use of swearing in dialogue.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        very good

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really? Has he chimped out in the past or something? That's one of the main things that puts me off.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that being contrarian isn't a replacement for a personality.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hazollah hotel isn't popular enough for this to "contrarian"

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pilot made me want to rope. Something about the '''''comedy''''' and desolate soundscape just made my skin crawl.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What if heaven was... LE BAD
    It's fricking dumb since it ruins the entire premise of the show.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The heaven isnt good or bad per se. They are shown as the order of the universe which makes them c**ts to hell people

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is actually nice and fun

      Also nice repost

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heaven isn't bad
      the entire show's point is that there's people in heaven who deserve hell and vice versa
      it's just an exercise in moral relativism, but there's still fundamental opposites
      allistor is fundamentally evil and the seraphim are fundamentally good

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main character is wholesome and cute, but everything else is spiritually disgusting and looks hideous.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >with horrible writing outside songs
    Pretty accurate. If you're curious about the show just watch the songs on youtube or something. And I say this as someone that saw the original pilot and waited all these years.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was fun
    I expected shit like Santa Inc. levels of israelitery but got a milquetoast Panty Stocking & Garterbelt for the female audience instead

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t stand excessive cursing and it’s quite obvious this show is written and acted by people who don’t know how to curse

  29. 4 months ago
    Anon4US

    Agreed

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people need to find any morals or hidden agendas in a show? Cant it be just a fun show for adults? You may not like it and its fine

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexuals will get mad for any reason
      it's a mediocre show for the simple fact that the creators don't really know how to make a good show... but it's not all horrible
      the pacing sucks, there's too many characters, the preachiness is a little heavy
      but the art style is fun, the mc's are relatable, some songs are alright and it's authentic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the mc's are relatable
        to homosexuals.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          they have human drives is what I mean

          >preachiness is a little heavy
          What preachiness?

          preachiness of the weak overcoming the strong with the power of good will and friendship

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >preachiness of the weak overcoming the strong with the power of good will and friendship
            Isnt that most shows

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's why it's ass

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >preachiness is a little heavy
        What preachiness?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, you know something can be preachy without overtly stating it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess what theyre trying to preach went over my head then. I just saw a fun mediocre show

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with you on that. Its basically someone's fanfic given production values which streaming and the saturation of digital content allows for. You probably wouldn't have got this cartoon published for broadcast back in the day, but nowadays you can. It isn't for me, i think it's trash, but I see no harm in it

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like Tranzbin furgaytel

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Charlie.
    Sex with Vaggie.
    Sex with Nifty.
    Sex with Lute.
    Sex with Emily.
    Sex with Sera.
    Sex with Carmilla.
    Sex with Carmilla's daughters.
    Sex with Velvet.
    Sex with Lilith.
    Sex with Cherry Bomb.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're saying you'd do a sex with EVERYONE?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sex with Emily.
      Marry her first.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't watched it
    I swore this came out ages ago and people liked it so much they made a spinoff named Helluva Boss. Did Hazbin Hotel really just come out a month ago?

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cartoon
    i dont give a frick im watching the wire.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time for some Christian entertainment!

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tumblr girl's writing a musical isn't very good
    you seem surprised

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this harmless show make Cinemaphile seethe?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably because they will never have a charlie gf

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Donald Trump (The AntiChrist) wrote and directed it.
      twowitneseesofrevelation.com

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarians. That's literally all it is. Teens who think they are special because they hate something people love.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the whole show is contrarian. Nothing about it is redeeming or creative. Thinking it's bad is a normal reaction.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This might come as a shocker but, it's entirely possible to dislike a piece of media (Especially one like hazbollah hotel) and not just be doing it for le lullz.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          HELP ME TWOWITNESSESOFREVELATION.COM! I'M HETTING SUCKED INTO THE FANDOM! BUT I HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE THE SHOW IS SATANIC DRIVEL!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's also entirely possible to like a piece of media for other reasons than political ones. I've heard it so many times. "Oh, you like X, you must be a part of group Y that I don't like". I don't give a shit about gay representation and all that, I just thought it was a fun show.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      im not seething. are you?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stay mad virgin

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is irrationally mad people don't obsess over this cartoon.
          >Get called out
          >Tells someone else to stay mad
          Is there just 0 self awareness lately in people like you? This is a cartoon. No one cares this much if it's okay or not. Does it honestly bother you that someone else isn't acting like this shitty troon toon is not the greatest thing on Earth or something?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just cringe. Trying way too hard to be mature with excessive vulgar language and unfunny sex jokes, music is gay and every character is a deviantart oc

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right about the rest but the music is unironically the only good thing about it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Might be personal preference, im not a fan of most musicals and i didnt like what i saw/heard in the pilot and helluva gay. I guess I'll watch some of the s1 episodes to see if you're right

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Might be personal preference, im not a fan of most musicals and i didnt like what i saw/heard in the pilot and helluva gay. I guess I'll watch some of the s1 episodes to see if you're right

          Holy shit, 1 minute in and its already
          >Satan is not evil, just different and misunderstood!
          >Adam has le toxic masculinity!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has become their parents. The entire resistance to the show is that it has demonology in it that isn't taken 100% seriously and doesn't reflect exactly what a church would teach. That's it. We're watching the Internet Hate Machine turn into Satanic panic moms from the 90s.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're not wrong about the increase in normalgays and pearl-clutching fairies but come on, plenty of people itt have voiced other concerns, namely that it's painfully unfunny and just tries way too hard, they wear out every joke immediately

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a loser, honey
    >A schmoozer and a dummy
    >But at least I know I'm not alone
    >You're a loser just like me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very relatable song.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Terrible art

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's what Heaven should have looked like.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was very hesitant to watch this because tumblr cringetopia but i watched it anyway and i liked it. it was still cringe, but it was fun enough. my cynicism temporarily melted long enough for me to get through it.

    when i went online to try talking about the show, the fandom is clearly unhinged though. so im just gonna leave it at that. i will watch the next season, but the fandom is very messed up in the head.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Dont even go to Cinemaphile for the discussion. Everyone is severely mentally challenged

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile has always been unbearable. It's interesting how the entire culture is so different between boards despite being the same website- e.g Cinemaphile being literal tumblr

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've been going to both Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile for over 10 years and the only real difference I can think of is that Cinemaphile doesn't talk about trannies all the time.

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only character I related to in homestuck was Caliborn. I love to see them all drown in their own narcissism.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >50k

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a christian and I want to fix the cute spider guy and make him into my loving boyfriend. I'm a guy btw

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about this that makes people here so mad?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every character looks like a troonys twitter avatar.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obsessed

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >here comes a sassy latinx duck to destroy their fragile male egos

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's popular. That's all it takes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a tv show full of cute girls and incels seethe at that for some reason.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lots of reasons

      >a woman made it
      >the art style is tumblr/deviantart-esque
      >lots of alphabet characters
      >premise is based on religion

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the art style is tumblr/deviantart-esque

        What kind of artstyle does this board actually like? If it's not "calarts", then it's "tumblr" or some other buzzword. What's a recent series with an acceptable arstyle?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What kind of artstyle does this board actually like
          tranime

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tranime, old school Disney, and gross looking Klasky garbage from the 90s

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angel wife

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made for Lute.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the pilot drunk, I completely blacked out so had to rewatch it. It was ok.
    Then yesterday I watched the pilot of Helluva Boss, I thought it was pretty good, the furgay character repulsed me though. I watched the first real episode then and thought it was ok, worse than the pilot. I don't know why I'm putting myself through mediocrity but I'm bored. Some of the character designs are cool.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh so the protagonists are in hell. Let me guess - the message of the show is sinning/being a degenerate is actually good? Wow never heard that one before.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol no. It's about too much authority and too little authority.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's completely fine to eat too much 🙂

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda cute tbh.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not cute. That's a potentially beautiful woman's spot being taken up by a hambeast.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      would

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: grown ass men talking and arguing over watching cartoons for kids

    Wtf is the matter with you? You all ought to be locked up

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cartoons for kids
      This isnt for kids. It has frick shit bollocks out the wazoo, tons of sex references in dialogue and shown on screen. I would be concerned if my kid was watching it as a cartoon, unless they're 16, in which case I'd be concerned they're a flaming homosexual with an illegal onlyfans

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Stamper, no watch.

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