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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie and her girlfriend Vaggie 🙂

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Make lesbian character
      >Name her vegana

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't really care for Vaggie before but somehow I find her really likeable

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the eyepatch.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kept thinking they said "homosexual" when they said her name

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was actually going to point that out.
        >viv wants to give a female protag an on-the-nose name because her misogyny knows no bounds
        >picks a name that could easily be mistaken or misspoken as "homosexual/gaygie"
        I'd like to think someone in the booth said this completely by accident.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like these two tbh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was really intrigued by the Carmine and Zestial dynamic.

      Is he just a friend? A lover? a father figure? a brother? all of the above?

      Her girls seem to trust him and I would LOVE to see a "normal" romantic relationship between 2 straight overlords.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd wager they're somewhere between best fiends and lovers. They're teetering on a relationship upgrade and are waiting for the other to make the first move.

        Or they're actually already a full couple and Zestial is a stepdad.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had the lovers impression, it'd be weird if he's like her dad

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he just respects her power and they became friends.

        Mommy Lute

        Ok you’re right. This is the best character.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I ship them but it'd be neat if they're just two old overlords that have been through a lot together hence why there's a deep mutual respect between them, with little to no sexual tension.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They struck me as "basically a couple but dont make it official between them for one reason or another." Could be due to being too focused on Overlord stuff, fear that it might be exploited, general apprehension of taking that next step, or whatever. Everyone who brings it up either gets shruged off or btfo.

        Either way, they've been working together closely for a very long time and Zestial seems to be her rock

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd wager they're somewhere between best fiends and lovers. They're teetering on a relationship upgrade and are waiting for the other to make the first move.

        Or they're actually already a full couple and Zestial is a stepdad.

        Am I just dense? I received the impression of Zestial being her father figure between the emphasis on his age and her demand for respect for him

        Adammaxxed and angelpilled

        adamGODs never stop winning

        I really hope there's more to him. He had one of the best songs, but he's too generic and over-the-top of an butthole for me to care about

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to like Carmine, but she goes too hard on signing. Zestial having a casual tone when he sings with her and then she starts fricking belting her lyrics out. Just absolutely screaming them like she's at an opera concert instead of her fricking living room/office.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can say that about every single song in the show so far. Its a musical show

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, really kino milf/badass daddy combo.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They present her as a young 20s influencer but she dresses and talks like a 40 year old CEO. I mean I can definitely get behind a hag who doesn’t realize her youth is over but I don’t think that’s what’s happening here

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's canonically a zoomer

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer let’s her colleague rape vulnerable men
        If she was she would have #CancelVal

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hag who doesn't realize her youth is over
      so a vivzie self insert>

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think people even age in hell
      OT: Charlie, Alastor and Sir Pentious. Vox too I guess

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the midget

      She's canonically a zoomer

      Yeah apparently she's the youngest overlord and based on her design and personality and speaking style she's probably someone that died not long ago as most stuff she says wouldn't have existed even 10 ish years ago.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Niffty my queen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I basic if snake guy is my favorite character? He's so funny and cute and I like snakes. He also has that funny villain persona that I relate to because I'm a chuunibyou and larping as a villain in my head makes me feel better about my social skills and I like that he's basically a good guy who likes to pretend to be a bad guy, at least that's what I think. I just noticed his design while looking at his fanarts, very cool snake stuff.

      She's cute. Based and e-girlpilled

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Steam punk characters is fun. He had some good character development.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im gonna say it, the three Vees are all being some good fricking villains to me, they are intimidating when they have to be and idiots when they are required too
    if I had to choose one, vox is the best

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skilled presenter and resident tech expert
      >clever social media manipulator and cold reader
      >uhhhh some fricking pimp lmao
      Val feels like the weakest of the Vs

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They need to get rid of that moronic impulsive moth FAST

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He really doesn't seem to have a lot of meat to him - most we have of him being powerful or intimidating is just him smacking Angel around. I want to say porn would be a huge industry in hell, but the other two are media moguls and we haven't see Val do shit yet.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Porn is a huge fricking industry but the issue is that it's so saturated there's no way to get the monopoly on it like tech or social media platforms

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He really doesn't seem to have a lot of meat to him - most we have of him being powerful or intimidating is just him smacking Angel around. I want to say porn would be a huge industry in hell, but the other two are media moguls and we haven't see Val do shit yet.

        In Episode 2, Val mentions having tons of people on payroll. We could imagine him controlling much of the underground (inasmuch as there is still an underground sector in Hell) as his power base e.g. casinos, speakeasies, trafficking.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He mentions it, but we haven't seen it yet.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Owns the soul of one of the main cast
        It's a shame because you could do something neat with this, but I don't think they will.
        At the very least, I hope Val is the muscle behind the V's.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Val could be the biggest wallet of them, or the dumb muscle. Or effectively sex slave trade

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Valentino is probably the "muscle" of the group, someone physically intimidating and can and will pull some heads off of bodies to send a message.

      • 4 months ago
        Controller

        >Pimp
        >In hell
        >Weak
        Dude has every loser raking him the cash. Think of every possible type of social reject, from the shut in to the gambler. There's only one, singular market that sells more and more widespread than porn among all of them, and that's alcohol. Alcohol is the number two market, and this guy has a prostitute and camprostitute empire.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        In terms of managing the operation kinda. Vox is the brains and tard wrangler, Vel is the backbone, and Val is the muscle with a tendency for causing fires that Vox has to deal with

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Vel is the backbone
          We still haven't actually seen her do anything, though. She just shows up, dabs on the other overlords and leaves.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vox goes hard
      Control freak but not to a self parody level
      Evil tough guy but also scared shitless of alastor just like everyone else
      Charismatic but not in the stupid way every other vivz character is, he has self respect
      Driven by real ambition not bad just to be bad
      It's like if vivz listened to all criticism with this character

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure Amazon sent tard wranglers to the production studio to force them to not implement their worst ideas, the characterization is at times way too good compared to helluva

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skilled presenter and resident tech expert
      >clever social media manipulator and cold reader
      >uhhhh some fricking pimp lmao
      Val feels like the weakest of the Vs

      Vox is defintitely the superior by miles but they all have potential. If we were to give valentino something his contracts and trafficking would mean he may own the most souls out of the V's vox may absorb energy via views but most overlords seem to make deals and sale souls. So owning them would be the most streamline.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      theyre kinda mid villains rn IMO
      >Vox
      He’s cool. But Alastor BTFOs him the first time we see him which lowers his threat value
      >Velvet
      Her song and accusing Carmine of killing the angel was cool. But again, Alastor steals her thunder. He was the one to confirm it by spying on the couple.
      >Val
      threatening. but in my least favorite way possible. spidertwink getting buttfricked just isnt a very fun conflict
      im hatewatching this show btw

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hatewatching is for literal homosexuals, just turn it off and filter the threads.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spidertwink getting buttfricked just isnt a very fun conflict
        wrong

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        hate watching is for homosexuals who really don't have anything going on in their lifes, why do you watch something you don't enjoy?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skilled presenter and resident tech expert
      >clever social media manipulator and cold reader
      >uhhhh some fricking pimp lmao
      Val feels like the weakest of the Vs

      This has to be the gayest and most obnoxious artstyle I have ever seen. Disgusting.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could pick all 3 V's at the same time. But I have to give it to Valentino. He's exactly what I thought he would be and is the perfect antithesis of what Ozzie is and what a lot of people wished Ozzie was. His performance in the 4th episode was spectacular and won me over Velvette's stellar act with Carmilla.

    >Angel Dust still trying to get away during the entire music number and his quick breaks of character every time Valentino pulls him back

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie and her lover, Alastor. He always impresses her.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need season two so my boy can show up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the character design

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This character design looks familiar, anyone feel that way? Very similar to something else.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a Monster High character

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She sounds like she’s from the musical six

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy Lute

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor but I’m at work rn so I don’t have my giga-folder of Alastor pics

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    adamGODs never stop winning

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adammaxxed and angelpilled

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adammaxxed and angelpilled

      Based taste

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is she?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one choice. Pity she was only in one episode.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any new leaks or are we waiting till Thursday/Friday like everyone else?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it ever explained why every demon has those fabulous weird designs? If a human who commits sins dies and becomes a demon does he just become what he did during his life or what he died to? I know that wolf girl was canonically mauled by pitbulls so every one of those snake/fish characters died in some silly way to an animal that's not even common? Let's be real how many people would die to a snake for example
    Also if you got killed by a bear you just become a giant stront demon?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s more they become a personification of what their sins were or what killed them,or some combination of both.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snakebites still kill 80k to 120k people yearly at least according to statistics.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my headcanon demons are just black colored souls so basically black talking gas like you see in Supernatural

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was not expecting to like the V's so much.

    Vox's and Velvette's redesign and new characterization from those cringe Instagram posts was such a godly decision in comparison.

    Anyone know how to make a webm? I want to make a webm of Velvettes walk during her song and VLC is being cancer.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use Obs, then ffmpeg to convert into postable webms.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wanna see val be sexually dominated by a woman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna see Val be dominated by Charlie!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was like a good two seconds from charlie setting him on fire so i say you've got good odds

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna see Charlie go berserk.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized how fricking stupid it is to have a living hat.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But that means you can say to it "I'll wait here, you go on ahead"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But which one would be is waiting and who is going ahead? I mean you're both moving at the same time. It just gets confusing

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, anon, the hat goes. On a head.

          because its a hat.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lute a cute.
    A decent chunk of my renewed interest in the series comes from her.
    I hope they don't just leave her in Adam's shadow.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smug Angel

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need more weird Charlie screencaps

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this smug angel
    Isn't she neat?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes she is!

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    NtroonySG is saying that ‘Episodes 5 - 6 will release on the 25’ and when people are asking him why he’s giving the wrong date he’s saying ‘discord’.
    So we may get to see Episode’s 5 and 6 about ~2.5/1 days before we were meant to if he’s not bullshitting and people put it in a MEGA/G-Drive

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will Xer hard-bake Xeir pisscord advertising over the actual show again like they did with their call to join said pisscord over the text during Alastors had the Hotel in Ep1?

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will they show Baxter? I wanna see how him and Niffty get along.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's made a cameo so far, but he's most likely going to properly appear later.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the rumor that Pentious dies is real then I can see him replacing him next season

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Killing the most entertaining character before Season 2
        That's so moronic I can see Viv doing it.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m posting this again because I’m seriously baffled are moronic enough to think that this made any sense.
    >One is a degenerate gambler who has to work as a bartender to pay off his debts
    >The other is pretty much a sex slave who gets raped and has to gaslight himself into enjoying it
    Am I the only one who recognizes this false equivalency? Am I the only one who understands that this is unintentionally framing Alastor and Valentino to both be abusers?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah your a sex slave who is (dubiously) getting raped constantly, but I’m just over here trying to pay off this poker debt, don’t forget we’re all in this together pal.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's fanmerch approved by Vivzie that depicts Alastor on the same level as Val when it comes to Angel and Husk so yeah

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it’s literally Angel and Husk both on leashes Val and Alastor are holding, looking at each other distressed or something right? Kek

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor’s a troll

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They both sold their souls to a more powerful person, and have no limits on what can be done to them other than that entity's boredom, though yeah Angel Dust gets it to a substantially worse degree. Even calling him a "loser" over it is somewhat trivializing it.
      >unintentionally framing Alastor and Valentino to both be abusers?
      But Alastor is meant as a bad boy *tilts head menacingly* type, so it's fine and won't reflect on how anyone sees or interacts with hm.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Husk isn't stuck as a bartender to pay debts. He's stuck doing whatever Alastor commands because Alastor owns his soul, and that means merc work, menial work, dirty work, really anything the deer can imagine. Of course he's gonna get a raw deal

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I the only one who understands that this is unintentionally framing Alastor and Valentino to both be abusers?
      Alastor isn't supposed to be a good guy.
      Even the pilot hinted that he has some nefarious reason for helping with the hotel. His role in the story is unironically Sukuna and he's probably going to betray Charlie at some point.

      It's also less about who Alastor is and more about how Husk feels about him. Husk feels humiliated and trapped, like Angel. That's where their comradery comes from. It's obviously not exactly the same because Alastor isn't a pervert.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pilot episode
        >charlie sends voicemail to mum complaining the hotel isn't working and that dad was right about her
        >goes back inside, alastor immediately shows up at the door, and he wants to help

        also
        >alastor missing for 7 years
        >charlie's mom missing for 7 years

        i think they're connected. i think alastor's helping charlie for her mother's sake

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or...

          Alastor has Lillith captured and is using her for his own grand scheme.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a dig at those "sex work is work" people who want to think getting raped for money is the same as bartending even though you don't feel like it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Viv claims to loooove "sex workers" though and said something on Insta like "I won't stand for people shaming them!!"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They both lost their soul to another demon and have no control over their lives anymore, that’s the connective tissue. For Angel it’s just a constant stream of physical and emotional abuse, the carrot and the stick basically. For Husk, it’s hard to say at this point. Being forced to work as a bartender seems tame but we don’t know yet the depths of Alastor’s depravity. It’s a wild card. One day he might order you to work the bar, the next day he makes you murder someone, truly who knows? He might turn out to be a wholesome bean ultimately, however, the Loser song is from Husk’s perspective so he truly might not know what Alastor might make him do next.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Given Alastor's love of sadistic entertainment for himself he strikes me as the kind of master who would make sure you're always guessing because the suspense and surprise are the greatest payoffs right before the suffering.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        For Husk, its the fact that he was literally at the peak and lost it all due to his inability to not gamble.He's now reduced to an errand boy.

        Obviously, Angeldust has it worst.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t think it’s that clear cut. At least from the character’s perspective at this point in time. And whatever Alastor is marking Husk do we don’t see might be worse. There’s just no way to know, that’s my point. Also nothing productive ever came from trauma olympics.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Now he's reduced to an errand boy
          I mean, even that's putting it nicely, the reality is that he's a slave to a psychopath, same as Angel, just because what they're being forced to do right now are different doesn't really change the fact that both of their freedoms of choice have been taken away from them and they'll basically just have to follow ANY order given from here on out. They're just able to bond over the fact that they're both trapped but could at least offer support and understanding to each other during hard times.

          The way Husk talks about/thinks of Alastor, I wouldn't be surprised if he was made to do some horrible shit before now, anyways.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know it won’t happen because it would kill the interest in the show, but considering how Alastor love to pull the rug off under people who are hoping to improve it would be interesting that he dismisses Husk from the hotel the second he finds himself happy there

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, Husk is already one of the few whose having an okay time just being there even now, even if he doesn't care for the stupid classes.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s honestly too nice. I mean imagine what else he could make him do there? He could make him sabotage Charlie once the hotel seems to actually start working out. He could order him to kill anyone in the hotel and forever crush the bonds Husk might make in that found family scenario (even though we already know demons don’t stay dead but still).

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I the only one who recognizes this false equivalency? Am I the only one who understands that this is unintentionally framing Alastor and Valentino to both be abusers?
      Husk doesn't know that he's explicitly getting raped. Remember Charlie left before the Poison number so at worst he'd think Val would be physically abusive. He's also under the direct control of Alastor who (putting it nicely) still isn't completely trustworthy. He could flip and leave Charlie and the others to frick off and die to Val and his posse any time he wanted to and take Husk with him regardless of how Husk feels about it. While Angel Dust obviously has it worse I don't think it's as far-fetched of a connection as it seems.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that he's explicitly getting raped.
        We're not exactly SURE that's happening yet either, that hasn't exactly been 'proven' in-universe yet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah your a sex slave who is (dubiously) getting raped constantly, but I’m just over here trying to pay off this poker debt, don’t forget we’re all in this together pal.

      There's fanmerch approved by Vivzie that depicts Alastor on the same level as Val when it comes to Angel and Husk so yeah

      Wait but isn't that dumb since Husk was a overlord? So he also enslaved people/souls like kind of just the ole karma comes back around stuff in Husk case? Plus he's mostly being treated kindly by alastor. I mean he gets to be a bartender and just drinks and goofs off being a butthole to everyone including alastor. Angel could never do that with Val.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alastor fricked off for 7 years. We don't really know his other motivations.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Angel was also a murderous gangster in life

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So he also enslaved people/souls like kind of just the ole karma comes back around stuff in Husk case?
        We don't know enough about his past to really say, Carmine certainly doesn't seem to be like Alastor or Valentino despite also being an overlord. Rosie probably won't be like that either, so you can be an overlord and not be a huge dick.

        I’m posting this again because I’m seriously baffled are moronic enough to think that this made any sense.
        >One is a degenerate gambler who has to work as a bartender to pay off his debts
        >The other is pretty much a sex slave who gets raped and has to gaslight himself into enjoying it
        Am I the only one who recognizes this false equivalency? Am I the only one who understands that this is unintentionally framing Alastor and Valentino to both be abusers?

        Holy media literacy Batman

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick do you all know about animation?!

    You're all no talents!

    I WALKED VIVZIEPOP DOWN TO THE CARLS JR, WHO THE FRICK ARE ALL OF YOU?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick are you

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Charlie is supposed to be stronger than Alastor, right?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course she should

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its actually laughable how she lets him run circles around him. Like I get Adam, but this piece of shit?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If this is true why the frick does Vaggie think Charlie needs protecting?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Coz Charlie is too naive and silly. She needs protection from liars and manipulators.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucifer is latin for Morningstar. So his name is Morningstar Morningstar. That's like Legolas Greenleaf.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think in a she naturally has the potential way, but i think she might curbstomp anyone if she were to just blow up

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk bro, let's start powerscaling this gay show or something; that totally won't be cancer.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course she should

      If she's in forma Charlie con cuernos she can obliterate his twink wendigo ass

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >forma Charlie con cuernos

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if she goes ssj super holy angelic ultra 666 demon mode on him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Under normal circumstances yes, but after its revealed during the ~season 3 mid point that the 'Lilith' we've probably met by then is actually Eve and the [real] 'Lilith' has actually been hiding under a fake-form either as someone we've already met Rosie or entirely off-screen after Eve Count of Monte-Cristo'd her out of her family.
      It will then be explained that since Lilith can't try to fight Eve herself to get her family back for [reasons] that she gave all her power to the Radio-Demon who just also happens to have vanished into the abyss for about 7 years.

      So really, The explanation as for why Alastor is 'so strong compared to other Overlords' will be because he isn't just operating off of 'Overlord' level power but also got given Lilith's Rinnegan or whatever as is actually skipping two-levels to be right below Lucifer in power
      see.....

      Of course she should

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie is the Gohan of the series.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't like her at first, but her song won me over since she was pretty justified in calling out the other overlords for being cowardly b***hes + Carmine specifically for knowing more than she's saying.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Carmine doesn't want a full blown war against heaven because she's afraid her daughters will get caught up in it.
    > She'd rather have the angels one-sidedly coming by every year (or every 6 months now) to purge as many demons as they can

    Surely getting rid of the threat once and for all is better than just sitting around hoping your kids aren't the ones picked off this time?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's definitely a "frick you got mine" stance. I imagine she and her daughters are somewhere completely safe during every other purge.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing the angels put a hit out on carmine last purge due to her operation and they cornered her daughters which forced a reaction.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's completely different having a bunch of Angels in hell to kill a certain amount of demons, to an all out WAR, war in which it's more than likely for you, your kids, and every single sinner of hell to die

        She managed to kill one angel? nice, good luck in trying to kill a entire army of Heaven that is looking for your head

        Yeah, that makes sense if you're autistic.

        But I would rather 1000 people die then someone I love. If I had to chose between saving a random child from a fire or saving my fricking 8 year cat with medical issues, I wouldn't even hesitate to save my cat.

        Not to mention that just because they killed 1 angel, they might not be able to kill another extermination squad.

        Clearly the daughters weren't safe if Carmine had to defend them from an angel. The way the massacres are conveyed its implied that basically no demon is 'really' safe since none of them are capable of killing their attackers.

        I'm not suggesting she run up to the gates of heaven and start trying to cut off heads right away, but the fact that she tried to keep it a secret and didn't even want to discuss it 1 on 1 with Zestial when he found out is kind of baffling. Surely it'd be a better idea to put a lot of effort into researching how this managed to happen and how they could potentially do it large scale in order to stop the danger for good, rather than just hoping that you get lucky and manage to survive every year (or every 6 months now)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Carmine is hoping that the angels will take their pound of flesh and leave it be. If the demons never find out, then they can try to sweep it under the rug and avoid an all out war.

          The Overlords bunker up during the purge which is about as safe as can be. We don't know if the daughters got caught out looting for angel tech.

          If there is even a chance to prevent a war, it makes sense that Carmine would want that. Carmine prefers the status quo. Its safer for her and her family.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how they could potentially do it large scale in order to stop the danger for good
          So you are suggesting a war then, a war in which there's a very HIGH chance Heaven ends up completely destroying all of Hell.

          The status quo might not be that much better either, but in one scenario she and her children have a good chance of being able to live through it, and in the other not so much

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pay attention. Its an annual massacre vs a total omnicide

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only the angels know this, no one else knows

        > Carmine doesn't want a full blown war against heaven because she's afraid her daughters will get caught up in it.
        > She'd rather have the angels one-sidedly coming by every year (or every 6 months now) to purge as many demons as they can

        Surely getting rid of the threat once and for all is better than just sitting around hoping your kids aren't the ones picked off this time?

        Two thoughts on this
        >killing 1 isolated angel who believed they are 100% invulnerable to demons is vastly different than fighting a war against an army of angels
        >an actual war would put all of hell at risk versus the exterminations which I suspect only kill the weak, poor or newly arrived demons

        Also she strongly hints she killed the exorcist in self defense since it was trying to kill one of her daughters, which means this entire situation was unplanned and not intended

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >omnicide

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's completely different having a bunch of Angels in hell to kill a certain amount of demons, to an all out WAR, war in which it's more than likely for you, your kids, and every single sinner of hell to die

      She managed to kill one angel? nice, good luck in trying to kill a entire army of Heaven that is looking for your head

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that makes sense if you're autistic.

      But I would rather 1000 people die then someone I love. If I had to chose between saving a random child from a fire or saving my fricking 8 year cat with medical issues, I wouldn't even hesitate to save my cat.

      Not to mention that just because they killed 1 angel, they might not be able to kill another extermination squad.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Alastor able to frick with Vox? does his domain of radios include all signals?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor didn't frick with Vox via signals, Vox and his own insecurities fricked with Vox. He lost control due to Alastor calling him weak, only powerful because he has Velvette and Valentino as his support and Al called him out on Vox being the one who wanted to work with him, only for Alastor to reject the offer.

      Vox feels like someone extremely insecure about himself and is so ready to change everything about himself to fit in and "evolve" into a better person that he will lose himself in his desire for perfection. Aka, Vox is a TV personality who gets plastic surgery to stay relevant to the point of being unrecognizable from their past self.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno, at the very end of the song Alastor was on Vox’s screen after Vox broke the signals.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno, at the very end of the song Alastor was on Vox’s screen after Vox broke the signals.

        And Alastor did this, though you could also see this as the result of Vox losing control of his powers. In either case, Vox is depowered, and thus they cut back from his virtual TV presence to his physical self in that chair.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor's power doesn't actually come from radio; it's his favorite medium, not his motif (like TV-head Vox). Thus, in "Stayed Gone", Vox sings about how radio is obsolete while Alastor does nothing but personal insults.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's called the fricking radio demon moron

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          because he's obsessed with radio and has a radio show.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because radio is a restriction by CHOICE, as we've clearly seen with how easily he fricks with Vox and any cameras.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Watch the pilot again.
          >he broadcast his carnage all throughout hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him 'the radio demon'.
          His actual motif is some sort of deer thing. Thus in Episode 3, we see that his quarters in the hotel are a forest.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because that's his favorite medium and he was a RADIO talk show host before he died and continued the profession in Hell. Alastor's powers seem to be some voodoo/shadow magic.

          Also, radio waves are propagated by electric current and radio and TV are tools for which radio waves are received.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad they didn't keep Vox being an abused housewife to Val.

    That was such a shit dynamic and Vox being Val's tard wrangler is much better

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first part sucked, but everything after the Adam song was great. Interesting plot

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually don’t care for musicals but I’m actually really liking most of the songs in this (best song so far was the Val/Alastor one)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >furry
      Asides from the Deer motifs how is he a furry?

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what Lucifer's power is going to be. He doesn't look like a super strength type of guy. I wonder if he can just point at people and make them explode with angelic light.

    Charlie is technically half angel right? not half demon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Charlie is technically half angel right?
      I think that'll depend on whether Lucifer was 'warped' into a full demonic entity when he was cast down or not.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half angel half human

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Demons
    >Can't be killed by other demons
    >Only thing that can kill them are angelic weapons
    >Angels
    >Can get killed by other demons
    Why did angels get the shit end of the stick in this regard?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, from what we've seen they can only be killed in one very specific context, and are otherwise impervious.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, Carmine apparently is the only one so far that managed to do only because her heavy relation to the manufacture of angelic weapons (the only thing confirmed that can hurt angels)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it confirmed confirmed or Viv confirmed that Carmine produced angelic weaponry? Cause it'd be pretty moronic to have angelic weaponry and never try using it on angels.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huh. Man, that's moronic but I guess that'd make it cannon cannon.

            Probably to not cause any escalation in conflict like it happened in the show

            It's not the fact that she never tries, it's that no one tries. If she runs an arms market, it means that she's putting the weapons in the street. The fact that there's not a single demon who has an angelic weapon that tried to attack an angel is weird.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Haven’t watched Helluva Boss beyond the ranch episode in first season but I get the impression that whatever angelic weapon is made is rare and/or really costly. Safe a few very unusual occasions only Overlords and above could get their hands on those.

              But using them would also mean putting your life on the line. And considering those are the only things that can kill them and free their underlings of their contracts, I bet they aren’t eager to hand them out to some goon.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably to not cause any escalation in conflict like it happened in the show

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          We saw her daughters picking out angelic spears our of corpses in the pilot, so...

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keith David should have played Valentino.
    Imagine the scene of Val beating down Angel Dust, But instead of whoever this gay voicing him is - It's Keith David saying those lines.
    It's undeniable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why waste Keith on such a shitty character?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keith David should have played Valentino.
        Imagine the scene of Val beating down Angel Dust, But instead of whoever this gay voicing him is - It's Keith David saying those lines.
        It's undeniable.

        >"AYO ANGEL YOU LITTLE BASE-SLAVE b***h! YOU GONNA KEEP BACK HERE IN THIS DRESSIN' ROOM PUTTING ON MAKEUP ALL NIGHT OR YOU GONNA GET OUT IN FRONT OF THAT CAMERA AND MAKE ME MY PAPER DOG?"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Keith David
      >voicing an abusive pimp
      Yeahhhh, if you want to see anti-liberal casting choices in a pro-liberal show, you're better off firing up whatever Keith David A.I. voiceover is available.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He already played evil voodoo man, I don't see why he'd say no

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit an actual Hazbin thread on Cinemaphile that isn't down the shitter, what are the odds

    Anyways post face when Alastor stops smiling in the show

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic related because moronic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never get Alastor not smiling, but maybe if they kill off 'Rosie' you'll get the 'silent waters run deep character has tears silently roll down their face as they look away from the rest of the cast' trope or smth.

      Will Alastor ever take a serious L? He comes off as very mary sueish so far.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's Viv tumblr oc golden boy, of course nothing bad will ever happen to him

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was Carmilla not really caring for his bullshit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if they didn't show that even someone seemingly weaker than him can 1v1 an Angel in the 1st episode.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't think so at first given he's Viv's bf OC from like middle school, but like

        There was Carmilla not really caring for his bullshit

        said he got his ego checked by Carmilla which was pretty funny. Was nice to see him get knocked down a peg

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He definitely will, he was already disrespected for being overly prideful/expecting people to be more interested in him than they actually were in the third episode and had no real comeback/response to it.

        He clearly wants attention (positive or negative) and there'll undoubtedly be a point where that desperation will make him look foolish/embarrassing. Also there's absolutely gonna be some disappointment when he inevitably fails to frick up Charlies hotel plan when everyone ends up working together in the finale or some shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not every powerful character is a Sue, anon.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Dino Chick, I think she's pretty neat.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never get Alastor not smiling, but maybe if they kill off 'Rosie' you'll get the 'silent waters run deep character has tears silently roll down their face as they look away from the rest of the cast' trope or smth.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Velvet is a cute!
    A CUUUTE!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is she so frickable?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ashen skin without obvious skull structure traits and hair of a certain group

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was the Hips. Doesn’t really show it and I still image.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell you it's certainly not Angel Dust.

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the hopes for season 2?
    I'm hoping for a bit more of an episodic formula, maybe kind of a Fosters vibe. Where you have new demons in the hotel trying to get rehabilitated, each with their own unique quirks and problems. Granted I don't think this'll happen with only 8 20 minute episodes a season, though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Viv already stated that S2 is gonna focus more on the characters backstories when they were alive

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie using her hands to pleasure Alastor.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope moronic charlastorgay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deer ears are an erogenous zone, So if he's 'asexual' then Charlie is Raping him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          COPE AND SEETHE, YOUR SHIP WILL NEVER BE REAL

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Literally the next episode.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Vaggie is a bore, but Alastor is a piece of garbage, doesn't deserve a cinnamon roll but a bullet to the head.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He already got one of those when he was alive. Now he needs a cinnamon roll to set him straight.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Now he needs a cinn-
                No, what he needs is the most painful and horrifying death possible
                TOTAL ALASTOR DEATH

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                tv hands typed this post

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tv hands
                The not so successful sequel to Edward Scissorhands.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you mean Johnny Scissorfingers?
                That was a fun trial.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The doody on the bed was the best part.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                DO NOT harm Charlie's favorite radio stag. It won't end well for you.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                SHUT THE FRICK UP CHARLASTORgay, THE RADIO DEMON MUST DIE

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He probably already took a bullet to the head at one point. I hope it's the "X" on his forehead as a reminder of how he died.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA, but what is going to be the context of them singing in this episode?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Next episode has Lucifer visit the hotel and we know Lucifer and Alastor have a song, so I guess these images are part of the same sequance
                If I had to guess why they are singing, I'd guess they are trying to one up each other as to who the better showman is

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alastor literally cannot feel love you coping morons. He admits he is aiding Charlie just to laugh at her failing.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Alastor literally cannot feel love you coping morons.
                Viv never said Alastor was a psychopath.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A serial killing cannibal is not a psychopath

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not yourself when you're hungry.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not taking the "asexual" or "serial killer" thing as hard canon till it's directly brought up or plays a proper role in the actual show.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah really I always felt the asexual thing was just to stop charlastor shippers. Because honestly I wasn't that big of a fan but I never remember that from her early stuff. Which really the ship is her fault she kept drawing alastor and dropping lore then almost never drew vaggie until much later on I don't even think she said oh this is Charlie's gf.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe if they didn't show that even someone seemingly weaker than him can 1v1 an Angel in the 1st episode.

                >Charlastor24.jpg
                >He was finally looking at what he had claimed he was there to see.
                >The hopes and dreams of the overly-optimistic Princess of Hell with daddy-issues crashing down right in front of him.
                >"People trying to climb up the hill of betterment, only to fall down into the pit of failure."
                >But now, seeing her in this state, Though his smile remained still fixed to his face...
                >He didn't feel happy, Far from it....

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't wanna break your hopes and dreams but that's a song fight between Lucifer and Alastor to see who's the better father figure to Charlie.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        gonna need to fix Nifty's flag flaggot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet Alastor moans like a b***h when he gets his ears rubbed. Asexual or not.

      I know we'll never see it in the show, but now I really want to.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have a link to all of the episodes? I don’t want to pay for it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Head into the archive of Hazbin threads over the last few days, I'd say check the one of the premiere, See if any of the encoded MEGA's still work.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I looked through the archives…nope. Not a single mega link worked. If they did, they didn’t have audio

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet Alastor moans like a b***h when he gets his ears rubbed. Asexual or not.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wants Charlie's smooth, nice hands to give him a vigorous rubbing.

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will they become a thing?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is that person next to my wife Niffty? I'll gut him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Our boy Baxter

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          isn't nifty... a child?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Niffty is canonically in her 20s

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's also dead

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              SHE'S 20?! How the frick is that 20?!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Viv's Hell demon body selection works in misterious ways...

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick does she have one eye?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why not

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why does Angel Dust have 4 arms?
                Why does Vox have a TV head?
                Why does Husk have wings and also is a cat?
                Every sinner turns into some kind of monster. Viv probably will make up some reason for this if she hasn't already, but the real answer is she thought it looked cool.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Her form was created for peak gremlin activities.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                isn't nifty... a child?

                Niffty is canonically in her 20s

                She died in her 20s but that was in the 1950s. She's in her 90s

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            OUT OF 10!

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You posted her.

    >Bratty influencer type
    >Bri’ish accent
    >Knows how to manipulate others to get what she wants
    >Has my favorite song of the first four episodes, a shame there’s no extended version
    >Sexy design reminds me of La Brava from BNHA
    Velvette is probably the character I’m most invested in that’s not part of the hotel gang and only in two episodes, that’s saying something.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/14pEd8a.png

      Your favorite character?

      Awful song dung by an awful negress voice.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She passed Val to be my second favorite V. Not a high bar, but they just didn't have her do much before. Now that they've shown her in action, I don't think either of the other Vees could have worked that room like that. And she didn't even need any kind of magic or superpowers to do it.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before Jesus got crucified, everyone went to Hell so what the frick happened to the iron age hell denizens exactly? If angels only kill like half a million every year then hell should be fill with billions of people right now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hell should be fill with billions of people right now
      who's to say it isnt?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well Hells population doesnt die off like ours so it would actually get bigger and bigger as time passed.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Helluva Boss has a woman go to hell for killing her husbands after he cheated on her, that means the angels have batshit crazy standards for "heaven material" so most humans probably end up in hell.

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got an Amazon prime account I could borrow?

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So much THIS

    Kill Sinners. Behead Sinners. Roundhouse kick a Sinner into the concrete. Slam dunk freshly arrived Sinners into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Sinners. Defecate in Sinners' vehicles. Launch Sinners into the sun. Stir fry Sinner in a wok. Toss Sinners into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Sinner's cannibalistic dinner. Judo throw Sinner into a woodchipper. Twist Sinner's heads off.

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think Angel Dust is that bad of a person

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not a bad guy, just fricking obnoxious. Hopefully episode 4 straightened him out, but probably not because his whole thing is "flamboyantly gay sex pest".

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm rooting for all of the hotel minus Alastor. The rest I'm just seeing where the story goes.

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still dont get why I should feel sorry for Lillith, if Lillith didnt betray Adam, Eve would never even exist as she was made a back up because of Liliths frick up. Lilith is also the one who gave the fruit to Eve and thus condemned alll of mankind to have sin and thus doom them to go to Hell. Frick Lilith honestly.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.
      Still sore for that one huh Adam?

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok so good people go to heaven and bad people go to hell but what about morally neutral people like me huh? I dont want to hurt people nor do I want to help people where do I go christian dudes? You gotta make a realm for us neutral people because Hell is yh and Heaven is ugh.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chances are you end up in hell.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vivzie simplified it by saying that hell is like Jail, Everyone whose in hell is basically there for breaking secular laws of their nation/state, Moral laws from one or another religions don't matter.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Limbo

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if this ended up being a music video in Episode 7?

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lucy is the bastard who made it possible for Lilith to even obtain the fruit, so humankind in Hazbin are 100 percent justified in hating him at a pathological level.

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lilith was literally his waifu of course he is still seething over her betraying him. He will always see Eve as mere replacement waifu not the real deal.

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lilith made a kingdom in Hell
    What? Adam and Lilith were basically spear chuckers in the garden of Eden meaning society should be a completely alien concept to Lilith. If anything the first wave of sinners from the Exodus period should have actually started the kingdom of Hell.

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Eden Adam and Lillith had food provided for them and all the water they would ever need meaning what we call civilization would never happen if Eden had continued. The natural state of we humans are being spear chucking jerks who bully everything on the land and then bully each other once we run out of big animals to murder for sport.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heaven is literally a thing and humans were far better back then. Shut up with your lies.
      The best case scenario was literally us being born naked, remaining that way because we didn’t have sin, and enjoying our wives 24/7 as we build and draw anything. All without hair loss, death, and mortal decaying bodies.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But anon there is no point to having more humans if humans are already immortal.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          God is literally eternal. He doesn’t care. It’s the more the merrier for him.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont think you understand how fast an immortal human tribe would rape the food supply of a continent in 1000 years time and thats just a tribe of humans who cant fricking die

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Explain Heaven and Hell, anon.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                We are talking about living humans not souls silly

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude. God’s end plan is literally Eden 2.0 with the saints and loyal angels he collected in heaven. He literally expands the heavens for new humans to join and new angels to fit right in.

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    In the first episode you can see fricking angels casually enter Hell and frick with Charlie during Adam's song, if they can do that then theres nothing sinners or hellborn can do against an enemy who can just retreat back to their untouchable HQ and plan on how to frick you up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd just like to thank the jannies for protecting my sensitive virgin eyes from whatever this deleted comment was. I can watch cartoons about gay demons getting raped, but I'm sure I couldn't handle words on the internet.

      I think we should give them all a round of applause. They DO IT FOR FREE you know?

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vox
    >"WHAT. THE FRICK. DID YOU DOOOOOOOOO?!!!!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!"
    >"S...She tried to take my star away and ruin my film!1!!11!!!!!"
    >"Well...Your not going to be MAKING ANYMORE FILMS, BECAUSE YOU JUST FRICKING KILLED US! WE'RE DEAD MEN WALKING!"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Lucifer actaully shorter than Charlie? What the actual fricking frick?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? He's shorter then Vaggie too iirc

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate how human he looks since hes an actual fricking angel, Lillie is a human so I can get her looking like a demon milf but Lucy should look weird.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't heaven and hell kinda change your appearance if you take residence there? Maybe he looked far more angelic when he resides in heaven.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's making a face like he's having a little trouble in his cornhole.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He cute

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              IT'S NOT A PHASE DAD!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... what if super bubbly charlie is a phase as well!?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cute

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally every sinner must say
            >This guy is THE devil? Seriously?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally everyone is going to say this one day. God foretold it 2000 years ago.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Satan probably is more imposing

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where did this idea come from that Lucifer and Satan are two different beings? Because Viv isn't the first one to use that idea.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The bible? Lucifer comes from misunderstanding Mercury as its own character and Satan was just God's tester.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >top had adorned with a snake and an apple
            a little on the nose

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is there a single demon who is not a fricking twink?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The demon who caught his wife fricking a delivery man
              >The one big masked demon in Charlie's episode 1 song
              >Vortex
              There's probably others but I can't remember atm

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vortex
                He doesn't count because he's a total peanut butter bawd.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Angel has a bunch of absolute unit coworkers

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unfortunately, no. Viv has the formula for tumblr sexymen and she's mass producing them at an alarming, unsustainable rate that will end up damaging our environment in the long run.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ozzie is the biggest example I can think of.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Girls don’t like muscles men. Why would they animate it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically she could solve a lot of problems by just telling her dad

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese dub

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is with that One Piece ass laugh

      Is Lucifer actaully shorter than Charlie? What the actual fricking frick?

      Clearly manlets belong in hell

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt Adam is like really fricking taller than Charlie? And Lillith cucked him with a blonde manlet?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really weird i know

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm skeptical until we see under that robe. He could be a tiny guy floating around under there.

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a little bummed by the shift in characterization of Charlie from the pilot. there was a kind of desperation and drive to her when she grabbed that newscaster's pen that is simply absent now. Like they've airbrushed down the rough edges, and now she has to speak in awkward euphemisms or nervously disengage from conflict or break down into blubbering. it feels like she has gotten dumber, I dunno. there's showing her naivety and then there's refusing to allow her to engage with the deeper issues of the setting / her 'clients'

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie censoring sexual things in her speech makes no sense considering she is a fricking lesbian who gets it on with Vaggie all the time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean she was pretty willing to throw down with Valentino once he cut down on the bullshit nice guy act.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't have sex before marriage.

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Angel gets told by Val he has to shoot a new film.
    >But this sounds weird, Val wants him to shoot a 'straight' flick
    >Walks into the sex dungeon
    >"Oh Angel baby, Over here, Come meet the new actress."
    >PicRel
    >"She came over again to try and convince me to 'give you some time off' or whatever it was...She's such a lightweight i only needed to get her to smoke one of my smokes...Now look how she is!"
    How broken down is Angel to Valentino? Would ANYTHING make him revolt against him even if meant possibly dying?

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    death to all lucifercucks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not real

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah yeah sure Adam

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the devil more when he was just some eldritch abomination that hated God and was responsible for all evil in the world, then they had to do that gay ass HES ACTUALLY LE FALLEN ANGEL retcon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real Lucifer is an Indo-European promethean deity which 'Desert Adventures : The [Roman] Empire Strikes' back copied into their book.

      Also the left-image is Baphomet, From Eliphas Levi's writings on western-occult-tradition in the 1800s

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both fiction

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no thing called “Lucifer” in the bible. Satan is a being, his name means “accuser” or “adversary in Hebrew. The whole thing with Lucifer originates from a mistranslation of the Latin Vulgate and has nothing to do with Satan at all. The idea of Satan or Lucifer being an angel cast down from heaven comes from biblical apocrypha, the original israeli interpretation was that Satan was a being created by god to test the mettle of man and was squarely on Gods side. This becomes really obvious if you actually read the Book of Job. Not that American evangelicals read the bible or learn aincent languages.

      I liked the devil more when he was just some eldritch abomination that hated God and was responsible for all evil in the world, then they had to do that gay ass HES ACTUALLY LE FALLEN ANGEL retcon.

      Again, the original ancient israeli interpretation of Satan is that he was created by God to test man. The idea that he’s in opposition of God is a later change.

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what’s your favorite song so far?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the one you posted. The banter is fun for the most part.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thought that was a creative little piece of animation actually.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      adam's song is what convinced me to keep watching the show after episode 1

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The angels are fricking around since they have technology that scans shit in Episode 1 meaning they could easily manufacture angelic artillery to genocide the hellborn overnight or angelic nukes heck the Seraphim are probably angelic nukes that talk.

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could these two little scamps not have a mention yet? =)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made for Niffty

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it plays out as the Take on Me Doujin with the twins and the womanlet

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          excellent taste anon

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In no particular order
    >Sir Pentious
    >Vox
    >Egg Boys
    >Alastor
    >Zestial

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a wig and he's actually bald.

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And in the end Charlie has no reason to aid Sinners as they are from Adam and Eve, they are total aliens to her being from Lilith and Lucifer. The actual hellborn dont give a shit about sinners and probably see them as irksome pest and are glad that angels off their monstrous populations.

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    One wonders why he didn't just kill the one who uncovered the potentially catastrophic, civil war starting secret

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's a wig and he's actually bald.

    Alastor but with less anger management towards the eggs.

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Some alien from another dimension controls all of your electronics
    Being a hellborn must suck ass

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick are the angelic demons Viv?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's the main character

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I mean angels who joined up with Lucifer and became demons in the process.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's the main character's mother

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lillith is a ningen

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know what that is but if Adam is an angel then Lilith should be one too.

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He's safe evil, meaning he's built up as being extremely evil but will never actually do anything on screen that the average viewer finds objectionable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eats a deer while its still fricking alive

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        and?
        he likes his sushi fresh, big deal

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hasn't anyone told you the dangers of eating raw doe?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was dead. Flies buzzing around it on the close up shot and everything.

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did any of the overlords care about Carmine ending the meeting? Shouldnt they have just proceeded with the meeting and ignored her butthurt?

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are now reminded that in Noahs time there were actually coomtard angels that were fricking random human women all over the place

  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I meant they could ignore that angel topic and just proceed with a normal fricking meeting.

  83. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I dont care how edgy it is hell to me is simply a infinitely vast plane that has only two sectors. The top section is the space above the lake of fire and the bottom is the lake of fire. When you are a bad boy your soul is poofed in the top section then drops into the lake of fire and its stuck there FOREVER BURNING UP AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only way you would lose the bad boy status is by following Jesus Christ.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I like Dante's fanfic.

  84. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either Vivzie is smarter then we give her credit for and Alastor actually will heel-turn into an Antagonist at some point in the story, Or she plays it safe and he just ends up being a 'murderous psychopath with a heart of gold which grew three sizes that day' like Gaara in Naruto.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid take. There’s only so much terrorizing and killing you can do before you get bored. Being evil gets old fast. He doesn’t have a heart of gold he’s just there to watch them fall.

  85. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer’s a fallen angel and Lilith is a human turned demon so Charlie’s probably a little of both

  86. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  87. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the tyrants in Hell are too rational, they should be completely insane egomaniacs who want to make everyone worship them

  88. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would any sinner get a job in Hell that isnt related to deranged impulses like killing, fricking, and stealing?

  89. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got an issue with the mega. I have the files downloaded but they won’t play because they’re .AMZN.WEB-
    DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb files and I do not know what to do.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk, You probably just downloaded malware or smth, Maybe search that file extension in google and see what program is capable of playing it

      Only advice i can give if that dosen't work is, Is MEGA allowing you to still watch the episodes using its own webpages/apps player? If yes then just switch to phone and watch it on the player, And if you reach your data-cap just turn your phone on/off while disconnected from WiFi and it will reset your IP

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick is this moron hour
      >.AMZN.WEB-
      DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb
      that is just part of the title
      a full file name should be something like this
      >Hazbin.Hotel.S01E02.Radio.Killed.the.Video.Star.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb[EZTVx.to].mkv
      the .mkv is the extension and that means its a video file
      if the extension is .zip or .rar or something similar it has been compressed and needs to be uncompressed
      if .mkv just dump it into a media player

  90. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The subs for the japanese dub sound more intelligent than the actual english dub lines.

  91. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come St. Peter doesn't get a card but some literal who named Susan does?

  92. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All overlords are damned souls right? like hypothetically if someone like ted bundy showed up he could become an overlord.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      or Dahmer could have his own cooking show

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not entirely clear how each gets their power. I suspect you need to be a little bit meaningfully influential. But there are other things they can throw in as arbitrary rules that govern it all. If it's anything like prisons and stuff then child predators and stuff will always be at the bottom, likely constantly killed in this hell. Tossed into the streets during exterminations for quick permanent disposal.
      As amusing as cult leaders and shit are, they're more influential because their followers are fricking idiots than actually being influential themselves. It's like serial killers that somehow have fans.

  93. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  94. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else seriously hate Vaggie? I really don't like anything about her. Not even the theory that she's one of the angels sounds good. She's simply a shitty dyke with a killjoy personality. She's only there to be a Yes Man to Charlie. Even Smithers from The Simpsons is more entertaining despite also being a homosexual Yes Man to another character.

    Vaggie is simply shit. Hate her personality. Hate her design especially her skin since it makes her look like a zombie corpse with that color. Hate her voice. Hope she gets killed off and soon. Bonus if it happens accidentally. I don't want neither the Angels or Alastor to kill Vaggie. I want an accident to happen to her so that no one can avenge her.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      90% of people hate Vaggie and think she's the weakest of the main cast.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only people who seriously hate Vaggie are those salty about sapphic romances again. (Mainly CharliexAlastorgays) Honestly I’m just kinda indifferent to her until they go into her character a bit more

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. I've seen a lot of mostly neutral critics say that Vaggie is bland and boring.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The frick does sapphic means

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            GirlxGirl love

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree, but also am I the only one that felt like her va mic sucks?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      total vagatha death

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the thing that made me hate Vaggie is her lyrics in the song Whatever it Takes where she explains meeting Charlie allowed her to see a wonderful world that she's never experienced before. b***h you are in HELL. A place filled with rapists of all types, serial killers, cannibals, etc. So that immediately made me hate Vaggie. Almost as much as Charlie due to her song Within Every Demon There's a Rainbow. But yeah that song for Vaggie was way too bullshit even for fiction. Vaggie's fascination with Hell being this wonderful world she's never gotten to experience is simply stupid trash. Maybe she is indeed a former angel, but that doesn't salvage the character. That only makes her look like a shitty filthy traitor to her species provided she is indeed an angel.

      Anyway I digress, Vaggie is shit. And her motivations are shit. I can feel for characters like Husk and how he copes with being a failure of an overlord, but I don't care about Vaggie and her one note extreme loyalty obsession with being a dyke for an idiot like Charlie.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >meeting Charlie allowed her to see a wonderful world that she's never experienced before. b***h you are in HELL
        ... yes ? Charlie showed her that things could be different and so she wants to support her vision of trying to help hell instead of apathetically accept it for what it is. This is a simple thing to understand.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed but I like her design tbh. Shame she's just a bland tsukkomi that has zero chemistry with her supposed girlfriend (Charlie has more chemistry with Pentious for fricks sake).

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate her new VA. She can't emote for shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont exactly hate her but she is easily the weakest of the cast. It was like this for the pilot too but its worse here

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate her and she has her moments like with the clapping game they play with Sir Pentious, but I feel like the majority of scenes with her are:
      >Character does whacky thing
      >Vaggie gets angry and tells them to stop or is incredulous
      >that's the joke

  95. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    charlastor. He's never tasted royal meat before.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you also like Rick Sanchez as a character a little too much.

  96. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vaggie is no good for you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor canonically smells like shit and is a walking-talking rigor-mortised body.
      You would not want to frick him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't look at FNAF art much, do you?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Huh, He's like a literal dead body who would want to-"
        Oh you sweet summer child

  97. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bartender is my favorite character by far. I appreciate people who just tell it like it is, can lend an ear, and low energy. Charlie is a close second though.

    Nifty is probably the character I relate to the most though. I’m good at hiding the female crazy but I’m a big sadomasochistic and get thrills from genuinely terrible things.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Husk gets the Keith David buff but yeah I do hope they go more into his past as an Overlord

  98. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amir is really goofy and weird looking

  99. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  100. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I can agree he’s not really invested and can feel like a side character. I like your suggestions though it would be good character development.

  101. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor's mom approves from Heaven. lots and lots of Charlastor

  102. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Considering Alastor's implied backstory of being a serial murderer who used tactics similar to Jack from House that Jack Built, I could see it be because the advent of easy to access multimedia made it really easy to catch killers that operated like that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think he became a serial killer before dying. I think he was a nobody before hell. The creators definitely got inspiration from that gay Hannibal TV show… just look at his antlers and the deer references.

  103. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  104. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's even the goal for Charlie? Surely most deserve external torment. Coupled with that fact that the hell spawn the angels kill don't even die forever. Pedos, murderers, and rapists deserve being in hell.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She does not share your views. Also think if it like this if she’s lucifers daughter she. Ever experienced earth so that’s her normal. She doesn’t care about earthly affairs or what they did to get damned. She wants them to have a second chance and her dad not to have been cast into the fiery pits of hell.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess her having to come to terms about the redemption of the worst of the worst will have to come up some time. They had a chance at redemption while they were still on earth. This double jeopardy shit is her literally trying to excuse some really heinous acts.

  105. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  106. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best ship and why is it Vox/Al?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're onto something anon. keep talking

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Giving the deer a nice big squeeze

        vox definitely propositioned him but got turned down and is forever bitter about it

        I feel like everyone wants to frick Alastor but are doomed to getting denied the deerussy. There is something erotic in sexualizing someone who doesn't want to be seen that way.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vox MUST rape Alastor!

          why don't all the overlords just rape alastor to submission? sex makes him uncomfortable, it's the perfect exploitable weakness

          This!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      vox definitely propositioned him but got turned down and is forever bitter about it

  107. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giving the deer a nice big squeeze

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*Neck snaps to face you, turning 180o in the process*
      >*wraps a rape tentacle around your stomach and squeezes till your lungs come out your mouth and your stomach out your ass*
      And that's how that story ends.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rape tentacle
        h-hot..

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        why don't all the overlords just rape alastor to submission? sex makes him uncomfortable, it's the perfect exploitable weakness

  108. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the opinions about the creator?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope the demons she invokes in her cartoons eventually bite her in the ass

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know realize why the church doesnt want this sigil on full display because it attracts that specific demon in the sigil

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's achieving her dreams and acting on her creativity and life-affirming impulses, And everyone whose bitter at being below her, drenched in their slave-morality, is trying to tear her down.

      A story as old as time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Viv. How is your PEAD going?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has made mistakes due to being a Nepo baby who probably hasn't had a lot of people telling her no, but I think she had a good hearth, she is still more pure than 90% of people on this board lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a person I know next to nothing about her. But I think she and HH/HB was a victim of her own success insofar as the criticism she was getting was on a level that's usually reserved for actual syndicated shows. Episode 4 proved to me that with a strict budget and a time table free of litigation that she can make good shit. Let's see if she can keep it up.

  109. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >God/Heaven Council
    Has the ultimate say in everything, though a bit has gotten out of hand. Commands heaven and the exorcists.
    >Lucifer
    When he’s at the top of his game, he is extremely powerful, but not as powerful as God. Would still get b***hslapped at that point. Even tho he’s depressed he’s still got a 4D chess game on his mind.

    >Lilith & Adam
    The original humans carry a lot of weight and have immeasurable power. They could take on any other character except the two top dogs in their own ways.
    >Charlie
    She’s too much of a pussy to use her full power, and likely doesn’t know how to harness it properly, but if she did, she could put almost everyone else in the cast in their place.
    >Zestial
    Old, old power. He has accrued so many souls under his belt that he has firmly entrenched himself in Hell’s hierarchy.

    >Lute
    I’d say on average an exorcist can take on basically any demon, even an overlord, in a 1v1 or even a 1v8. Maybe more. As the perceived captain of the exorcists, she likely carries even more power.
    >Alastor
    One of the masters of soul trading, he has accrued many many slaves, as we can see from the variety of sinners he can call on to do his bidding. He has been seen short circuiting all of Pentagram city, and is Vivz’s golden boy.
    >Rosie
    Alastor seems to respect her as a near-peer, though we have not seen what she can do personally. That smile tells a million tales.
    >Ghostrider Deerguy
    He’s on the council for a reason. He looks like he can kick some ass.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Carmilla
      Some people probably think this is quite a low ranking for the host of the overlord council, but I believe her power mainly comes from her weaponry and the souls she has involved in the arms trade. On her own without weaponry, I don’t think she’d be too much of a threat compared to many other overlords, but she is likely going to be armed.
      >Zeezi
      big dino go squish. Probably sells x for souls

      >Vaggie
      She’s tough and trained. We don’t know where she got this training, but it’s speculated she is a former exorcist. Fell in love with Charlie, or in love with her ideas, and lowered herself to the rank of a sinner, weakening her greatly.
      >VVVs
      Up and coming overlords, who only recently began rising to the heights of power. They’ve been gaining more and more souls over the years, utilizing underhanded tactics. They don’t seem to be physically powerful, but they command great influence and many souls.
      >Cherri
      From the original pilot we can see that she’s pretty powerful, and can defeat Sir Pentious pretty easily, and handle her own in combat.
      >Sir Pent
      He’s a dumbo and a goofball, but he’s very skilled in creating war machines and operating weaponry. He’s not going to hold a card to an overlord, but could wreck an average sinner. Does he own the souls of the eggbois?

      >Travis
      keep going king, you’ll get there one day
      >Minotaur Strippers
      He gets an edge over the rest of the tier thanks to his brawn, and how sexy he is. He could seduce any of them easily and then snap their necks.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Carmilla
      Some people probably think this is quite a low ranking for the host of the overlord council, but I believe her power mainly comes from her weaponry and the souls she has involved in the arms trade. On her own without weaponry, I don’t think she’d be too much of a threat compared to many other overlords, but she is likely going to be armed.
      >Zeezi
      big dino go squish. Probably sells x for souls

      >Vaggie
      She’s tough and trained. We don’t know where she got this training, but it’s speculated she is a former exorcist. Fell in love with Charlie, or in love with her ideas, and lowered herself to the rank of a sinner, weakening her greatly.
      >VVVs
      Up and coming overlords, who only recently began rising to the heights of power. They’ve been gaining more and more souls over the years, utilizing underhanded tactics. They don’t seem to be physically powerful, but they command great influence and many souls.
      >Cherri
      From the original pilot we can see that she’s pretty powerful, and can defeat Sir Pentious pretty easily, and handle her own in combat.
      >Sir Pent
      He’s a dumbo and a goofball, but he’s very skilled in creating war machines and operating weaponry. He’s not going to hold a card to an overlord, but could wreck an average sinner. Does he own the souls of the eggbois?

      >Travis
      keep going king, you’ll get there one day
      >Minotaur Strippers
      He gets an edge over the rest of the tier thanks to his brawn, and how sexy he is. He could seduce any of them easily and then snap their necks.

      >Husk
      Formerly extremely influential, mainly because he had accumulated many souls thanks to his gambling, probably under Zeezi in the powerful tier. Now, though he’s still much more combat capable than the average sinner, he is completely enslaved to Alastor’s will and beholden to his whims. He’s sad about this and doesn’t seek to rise above (he probably can’t, Alastor doesn’t seem like the type to let someone out of a contract).
      >Angel
      He’s been shown to be very nimble and dexterous, as well as seductive. However, he is completely enslaved to Valentino, and has been seen getting his shit slapped around without retaliation. He’s also a skilled marksman with his tommy guns, and has surprise arms. However, I still think most of the other cast could take him out if it came down to it.
      >Eggbois
      If they all work together, they could probably beat up an average sinners. Reminds me of a Minion.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vees in the same tier as Cherri and a jobber like Pentious
      This chart is a joke lmao

  110. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Al's constant need for smiling means he's guaranteed to ahegao if you frick him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he so smiley anyway? He's like a sans undertale or something

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They said it's because he thinks revealing your real emotions is weak and gives him a feeling of self-control

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Makes sense I guess. I overlooked a lot of things in hazbin like this, lore like this just makes characters and story feel more fleshed out

          It's a mask, the cannibals do essentially the same thing. If you want to hide your thoughts and feelings, wear the same expression all the time. If you want to appear at least a bit approachable, make it a smile. He gives big self-control-freak energy, less autistic than say Mordecai from Lackadaisy, but still just as terrified of his own unchecked desires and intimacy.

          So he's like dream. Because mask. That's what the point of the mask is. If Alastair was a human he would have giant smile lines from smiling almost all day. It's not even smiling it's just fake grinning really

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a mask, the cannibals do essentially the same thing. If you want to hide your thoughts and feelings, wear the same expression all the time. If you want to appear at least a bit approachable, make it a smile. He gives big self-control-freak energy, less autistic than say Mordecai from Lackadaisy, but still just as terrified of his own unchecked desires and intimacy.

  111. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loser Baby at the top of YouTube trending music.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it *is* a good track.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the worst song

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        but the views still go brrrrrrrrr
        so that's just fine if you don't like it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The worst song is Hell is Forever, closely followed by Happy Day in Hell and you fricking know it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The worst song is Hell is Forever
          Holy shit taste

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the best song

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Keith David using his Keith David voice.
        Seriously, what is it with black people and refusing to do more voice work?? Carey Means not doing more stuff astounds me. Not even anime Carey? I guarantee you'd make a killing AND still be able to do your music.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think i now somewhat get what Anon was talking about the other day when he mentioned the odd tendency to always draw these characters with a wide open mouth toothy grin - And i think i understand why.
      Yes, No 'actual person' or even [ideally] an animated character meant to be close enough to an 'actual person' that it gives us a feeling of suspension of disbelief, actually physically opens their jaws and shows their entire set of teeth when they smile.

      But who does? Why an overacting cast-member in a play of course, And who are the people working on Hazbin Hotel? Either actual or wannabee theatre kids, And how does a theatre kid make sure that even the guy in the nosebleed section at the back of the theatre can see his characters emotion? By doing the dumb open mouth toothy smile. So ultimately perfectly fitting for what is essentially an 'animated broadway musical'

      This poster/cover/advertisement for HH even looks more like the way you would expect a poster for an actual live-action play to look, except with animated characters instead of actual actors, The actual name of the 'play' itself is secondary to showing off which 'actors' are performing in it. [Which is often the actual draw of these things, There is a stark difference between hearing a high school student and John Gielgud read the exact same lines from Macbeth or Julius Caesar]

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        congratulations, you have figured out that hazbin hotel is a musical

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hazbin Hotel is succeeding!
      We'll get FOUR SEASONS and not one less!
      And then imagine the tools Vivzie will have to keep working giving us more Helluva Boss!

      Things are only getting better and better!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        We will get more Keno fat! YAY!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's at 14 and there's even a song above it in your pic

  112. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't Charlie ever consider putting redeemed sinners back on Earth? Like there's probably a lot of reasons it's impossible, but it still seems more achievable than heaven.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that would mean she caused the literal apocalypse. It would destroy earth.

  113. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Checks the Hazbin Hotel tag on twitter
    >80% of the posts underneath it are fujos gushing over Huskedust and making fanart of it
    HH will have the same fate as Helluva Boss, mark my words.

  114. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who thinks Velvette looks too human?
    captcha:ygayhr

  115. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this guy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cringed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doomguy fanfic anon in the /trash/ thread tying another notch on the noose when he opens this spoiler.

  116. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >episode 4 actually develops Angle in a surprisingly realistic way
    >genuinely kinky sexual abuse scene, his reaction to Valentino is eerily realistic
    >nice kinda fricked up song too
    >flush it all down the drain with a "lmao I'm a gambler I'm a looser too haha whatever bro"
    what the frick, I'm so confused

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't what they were bonding over. They both sold their souls to Lords in hell. They are in the same spot but for different reasons.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        so what? Angel's life is objectively WAY more fricked up and he suffers way more

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't a contest. Though I can agree Angel had it worse.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >episode 4 actually develops Angle in a surprisingly realistic way
          >genuinely kinky sexual abuse scene, his reaction to Valentino is eerily realistic
          >nice kinda fricked up song too
          >flush it all down the drain with a "lmao I'm a gambler I'm a looser too haha whatever bro"
          what the frick, I'm so confused

          it all down the drain with a "lmao I'm a gambler I'm a looser too haha whatever bro"
          >so what? Angel's life is objectively WAY more fricked up and he suffers way more
          Husk knows that [or hopefully he does, If Vivzie's a competent writer at all!], He's just trying to be nice and cheer up Angel via a degree of self-denigration and trying to convince Angel he's not the only one suffering in hell.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >episode 4 actually develops Angle in a surprisingly realistic way
      I'll just reply to you with my opinion on why the Angel Dust episode was actually bretty gud from annuda bread.

      The entire sequence in Episode 4 of Angel freaking out when he see's Charlie in the sex dungeon and trying to hurry her out of there, Val mauling Angel in the backroom and then Angel screaming at Charlie for trying to intervene was probably the 'best' sequence out of the first 4 episodes. Only slightly being dampened by the Spider-Porn softcore HMV that followed it in order to meet the 'Musical' quota.

      It actually hit everything you need to build tension in a scene like that, Which are the two pillars of 'The Inevitable' and 'The Unknown', It feeds the audience knowledge of 'The Inevitable' because the second you see Charlie enter the Sex-Dungeon [assuming you are a participant in the fandom or have basic pre-knowledge of these characters] you essentially KNOW that this will now end with Valentino mauling Angel Dust the moment Charlie is out of the room [if even], With 'The Unknown' of the situation being what the 'severity' of this mauling will be, How will Charlie react to it, How will Angel Dust respond to it and so forth.

      You immediately understand WHY Angel Dust runs over to the door like and tries to make Charlie frick off while their voice is a nervous wreck, Charlie's refusal is irritation and tension raising to the viewer, And when Charlie starts fricking with shit and causes a fire, The weight of 'The Inevitable' and guessing what the severity of 'The Unknown' will be - Becomes almost crushing to the viewer.

      I can definitely understand why positive reviewers who watched the first 5 episodes said that 4 was supposedly the turning point where it went from 'passable' to 'good', And why the IMDB average gives EP4 a ~9/10 while the other three score ~7.5/10, And if Episode 5 and onwards manages to be even close to THAT good, Then I will be PLEASANTLY surprised.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only slightly being dampened by the Spider-Porn softcore HMV that followed it in order to meet the 'Musical' quota.
        I disagree, I think it added even more spice to the sequence we're both gushing over. That montage of blurry sex scene after sex scene after sex scene interspersed with Angel Dust's grimaces and futile efforts to escape Valentino's "literal" chains pretty much speaks for itself. It's the perfect set of buns for Angie's shit sandwich.

  117. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sam haft on loser baby

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as a survivor
      anyone who speaks like this is a fricking looser and probably just had le depression

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how many of these dumblr/witter ~~~SA survivors~~~ are just fat rejects that larp for attention on social media.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he has to say it because if he doesn't twitter will rip him apart

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Sam, Well in that case, If were starting with philosophical and moral Nihilism as our starting position [Which i actually am willing to do, Not being religious or anything like that], Then here's the issue, You can't classify a 'positive' or 'negative' Nihilism, Nihilism, Once present is simply going to cause to happen whatever it causes to happen. The water will always attempt to flow to the lowest points and so forth.

      If 'Nothing matters, and everything's fricked', Then that ultimately means that there is no objective reason for Val 'not' to sexually enslave and profit off of Angel Dusts misery, There's no reason why we as the audience [engaging in some suspension of disbelief and pretending Angel Dust to be a 'real' individual] to even care about Angel Dusts suffering. And yeah, It's kinda true, There's no objective reason I or anyone else 'must', 'should' or are pre-set to care about what Pimps do to their Sex-Slaves or what happens to them

      I don't actually 'disagree' with this sentiment to any real extent, but like many people who begin self describing as 'Nihilists', This takes me as someone who only wants to take the position of Nihilism to a 'set extent' in which it actually just acts as an argumentative device for their ideology

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I'm noticing zoomers seemed to pick Camus as their go to philosopher. Dude doesn't sugar coat it
        >You shouldn't run around doing bad shit because things being meaningless doesn't change that sooner or later your punishment will come in the form of others reacting to you.
        >Just enjoy yourself, try to be happy and don't worry about whether or not your relationships have some "deeper" meaning

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was pretty much what I got from it. Some people takes things too literally.

  118. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my heart he's still bi and he and Vaggie are in a loving, committed relationship

    Either way, he'll always be my fave

  119. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carmilla and Zestial, the only characters with real brains so far.
    at least the only ones not simple repeating ''FRICK,DICK,FRICK,DICK'' every 5 seconds like almost every other character

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was surprised how much I ended up liking those two considering they're there for like 2 minutes of screentime

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MEXICANS ON THIS BOARD?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*free anything"
        >"wtf dood why are there so many thirdies here?!"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They feel out of place in the middle of everyone else’s storyline

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Carmilla and Zestial, the only characters with real brains so far.
      You're not giving Velvette nearly enough credit. She immediately saw through Carmilla's bullshit and correctly intuited that she was the most likely person to be able to kill an angel within a few minutes. She was 100% right to be respectless towards Carmilla especially since she's hogging the only way to defend against extermination for herself and her kids. She's just a wienery b***h and that gives her the illusion of stupidity.

  120. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this hairstyle on cartoon chicks so fricking much

  121. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nifty should hook up with them. The size makes it a perfect match

  122. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If someone is trans due to they shift to their preferred sex in hell in keeping with the reflection of your inner self them or due they remain their original sex as a punishment?

  123. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >invest 50K
      >get ROI in the form of lewd artists drawing your character
      500IQ move

  124. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor

  125. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Powerscale according to the shit we know so far (plus some information bits from the past streams)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oops, I don't know why it downloaded like this but you can tell who's on top either way

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well it's not a shonen so it doesn't seem power levels matter, otherwise Charlie would have eviscerated the Vees already.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the technicolour dino overlord so high?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rule of Cool.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pictured with Lucifer in the pilot probably

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's Lucifer's bodyguard according to a past stream

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kind of interesting if she is supposed to be a human sinner

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Outside of a few elite families sinners are above hellborn demons in hell's hierarchy. Imps and They actually just die if they are killed by any weapons and can't do soul dealing like sinners

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just mean to have such a status in the first place. A human sinner being bodyguard to Lucifer especially with this Lucifer supposedly being a humangay

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't seem that weird to me. Lucifer is clearly the most powerful being in hell but he doesn't want to deal with any of this shit because he doesn't care, so he has a bodyguard to thrash people for him. It might have changed but it used to be canon that he doesn't really care about his subjects or what is going on in hell except for preserving the status quo of power.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            And she's probably the youngest overlord after Velvette so one has to wonder what kind of humans were a scene chick and a zoomer for them to end up powerful overlords in Hell in such a short amount of time.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kind of interesting if she is supposed to be a human sinner

              There's really no reason to think someone is super young just because they keep up with trends. I'm sure plenty of people in hell change with the times despite being old

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            And she's probably the youngest overlord after Velvette so one has to wonder what kind of humans were a RAAWR XD scene chick and a zoomer for them to end up powerful overlords in Hell in such a short amount of time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Demonic power scales with ass size

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her butthole can suck a cork out of champagne bottle

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She can crush a man's pelvis

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't Razzle and Dazzle be in S or higher due to their transformation?

  126. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      First one to ascend to Heaven

  127. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it bad Cinemaphile? or are homies on Twitter running out of things to critize about?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her current design is a major downgrade from her pilot one but it's not that bad all-around

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty background-character-level boring design, the only point of interest between her waist and forehead is her cat-eye domino mask face which would need to be pretty arresting to cover for the unadorned paper doll it was pasted onto but they're just too simple.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I can get behind her behind a little boring, her voice is boring too idk if it's because it is supposed to be like that or her actress sucks
        Anyways, I get her being a little boring design but I don't think she is going to be a very important character so I can get behind that, but downright bad¿ idk I don't think so

  128. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Says that "Dad was right" in the Pilot
    >Her dad is extremely caring and supports her enough to try and set up a meeting with her and the Angels
    What did she mean by this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly Viv didn't fully think this through when deciding to make the pilot still canon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dump your responsibilities on your daughter because you don't want to deal with your wife's moronic frat boy ex
      >Charlie takes this as an opportunity to present the hotel to Heaven entirely of her own accord
      >People interpret this as you being a good supportive dad
      Luciferchads keep winning

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Luciferch- ACK!!
        lucy is a gay and so are you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't believe but still supports. The meeting probably went the way he expected, but it probably wasn't a big deal to set up.

  129. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know for as much as I’ve seen people b***h and moan about the language, watching this myself I see it’s not even South Park level.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      People were mad about the swears? In an MA15+ show?

  130. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Angel Dust in the last episode

  131. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I think about it this show is pretty much about gay people being sinners and having to convert to christianity to find salvation.
    If you told me /misc/ came up with this premise I wouldn't be surprised.

  132. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I just started watching this show but the thing that doesn't make sense to me is why the angels are acting so demonic and evil?

    They kind of come off as demons wearing costumes and act like it as well.

    Shouldn't Angels act like ultra moralgays like the cherubs in Helluva boss did?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why the angels are acting so demonic and evil?
      Not all of them will...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exorcists are specifically warriors with a warrior culture. I'm not even sure they're proper angels. Adam was a human.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is a Winner, a human that went to Heaven. Given their black-and-white Hell Is Forever (and presumably Heaven is too) policy it doesn't matter how he acts once he got in. Lute is some kind of warrior angel, killing demons and being proud of it is literally her job. The cherubs are imp equivalents and as expendable bottom-rung citizens, they have to continually earn their place.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it doesn't matter how he acts once he got in.

        Doesn't make much sense. Shouldn't heaven be some ultra-totalitarian place of LAWFUL GOOD and if you try to frick with the way things are you get sent to hell?

        >Exorcists are specifically warriors with a warrior culture.
        Well they're expecting like I thought they would basically strict warriors

        >Adam was a human.
        Yeah my problem is mainly with him. Why does he act like a rockstar surfer dudebro c**t? Shouldn't he be ancient and have no idea about all that modern culture?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could tell that the plot would be something like this from episode 1

          >some of the higher ups in heaven have no idea what is going on in hell really
          >the leader does but sees it perhaps a tragic necessity
          >adam is an outlier/sadist who tries to manipulate the leader
          >the higher ups will be convinced by charlie, adam will likely be killed (could give up though)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shouldn't he be ancient and have no idea about all that modern culture?
          He would still know what is going on Earth and he happened to fall in love with rock music when it was invented. Also i think that is supposed to be part of the joke, like how Genie in Disney's Aladdin knows pop culture even though those did not exist yet in his time period.

  133. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best ship

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did Adam the original human even become an angel? After Lilith left God just turned him into an angel and made other humans so Adam wouldn't be alone without Lilith?

  134. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's talk contracts and souls. How are they enforced? They're such a big fricking deal that even Charlie is warned against making them. It's the reason she can't do jack shit about val and angel dust. Husk is forced to be a bartender. Are the contracts stronger than Lucifer himself? The angels?

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