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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes they did

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her Executioner design was hot enough

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ugETPC8.jpg

        They didnt need to make Lute this hot

        Need art of her spanking Adam's butt while he calls her "Mommy".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was hotter when she looked like this.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's her dominatrix look when she's alone with Adam.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, Maskless lute is now some regular human girl but with white hair

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yes, Maskless lute is now some regular human girl but with white hair
              The perks of going to heaven is that your body stays human and you aren't leaving into an ugly monster body (like Angie, all those animal-looking sinners, the guy with a TV for a face, etc.)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, you turn into an animal in Heaven too. Also Lute was never human. She's only ever been an angel.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She's only ever been an angel.
                And you have proof for this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person have you looked at Adam.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean? Adam doesn't look like a human anymore.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Adam is an angel just like Sinners are demons. Frick sake man, how media illiterate can you be. Look at this:

                >The perks of going to heaven is that your body stays human and you aren't leaving into an ugly monster body
                How do we tell him?

                Facts:
                Adam is head of the exorcists
                The exorcists are an army of Angels
                The common features in this army are wings and halos
                Adam has a set of wings and a halo
                Human souls do not look human in heaven
                Adam does not look human
                Sinners are killed in the extermination
                Emily said demons were the target of the extermination

                Inferences
                All sinners are demons but not all demons are sinners.
                Adam is an angel
                Angel does not refer to citizenry that are native to heaven, just like hellborn there are specific species and denominations such as Virtues and Seraphim.
                If all people in hell are demons THEN all people in heaven are angels.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like there's a misunderstanding here because I already know all this, and I don't think what I said contradicts this at all.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I genuinely don’t think the writers have the chops to do something like this, but I think it would be neat if Adam was revealed to feel compassion for his damned descendants and actually view the exterminations as a mercy for them.

                Like he truly, genuinely believes that hell is forever and the masks are revealed to be something that alters their wearers personalities so they can stomach going down and “freeing” them.

                He keeps his mask on 24/7 because he knows he wouldn’t be able to keep it up if he ever took it off.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                too interesting and nuanced to ever happen in canon kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would be kind of neat if they tied it into Cain and Abel, like the reason he hates Hell so much is because he blames Lucifer and Lillith for introducing sin into the world, leading to death and damnation of his sons

                Could easily see something like him being goaded into blind rage by Alastor taunting him for his failures as a father during the final battle, something like:

                > ALASTOR: "Why yes, I've always been good at raising Cain...far better than you did!"
                > ADAM: "DON'T YOU FRICKING SAY HIS NAME!"

                But again that's giving the writers too much credit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I genuinely don’t think the writers have the chops to do something like this, but I think it would be neat if Adam was revealed to feel compassion for his damned descendants and actually view the exterminations as a mercy for them.

                Like he truly, genuinely believes that hell is forever and the masks are revealed to be something that alters their wearers personalities so they can stomach going down and “freeing” them.

                He keeps his mask on 24/7 because he knows he wouldn’t be able to keep it up if he ever took it off.

                too interesting and nuanced to ever happen in canon kek

                That’s definitely around their minds when they written Adam and Lute.
                Vox’s success is to tied to the massive growth of the exterminations. And looking at the masks Adam and his angels wear, it’s clear they were created in Hell by Vox’s modernist techno companies. They definitely were not created in heaven for how creepy and demonic they are in origin.
                And what makes Vox and the other Vees so powerful is the power of escapism and pleasure they offer to forget the bad memories the afterlife beings have experienced. That they literally brainwashed you into becoming their slaves.
                (Which is a concept that would be wasted if wasn’t done in this season, since Viv didn’t know she would have a continuation and Sir Pentious would be killed off before countering the Vee’s schemes.)

                Perhaps the season 2 arc is about Lute realizing how Adam actually views the sinners and his failure to save Eve, which comes into play in season 3.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The schizo is STILL trying to push his moronic fanfic as canon
                Just stop dude

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally have brought no points why the writers would kill off Adam when it doesn’t work in so many ways it hurts.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The perks of going to heaven is that your body stays human and you aren't leaving into an ugly monster body
                How do we tell him?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still looks normal-ish. You wouldn't puke seeing yourself the first time.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She has four legs

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do I feel like whatever the criteria is to get into heaven isn't even based just on being a good person in life but it's probably something really mudane and XD RANDOM XD
                Inb4 the mixed fabrics meme

                So when you die the body you get, whether heaven or hell, depends on how you died and how you lived?
                Is this your "true self" and your human body is the fake body the whole time?
                You will spend more time as whatever form you take in the afterlife than you ever did as a human

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its complete luck from the looks of it.

                Not even high ranking angles understand the criteria for actually getting into heaven.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                While I'm on the subject: does anyone actually think that Vivzie is a good writer?
                Not character conceptualist but writer.
                I don't think I've seen a single person say she's good at writing.
                I'm enjoying this for the characters but this writing is so abysmal it feels like if I were writing back in high school
                "I don't feel like writing out the development that needs to happen to get to the ending I want to get to the final battle already so I'm just gonna do a 5 month time skip"

                And this is another problem
                How can high ranking angels be expected to defend righteousness and look over those worthy of heaven if they don't even know what makes those souls worthy in the first place?
                Essentially the highest ranking angels are just jannies who look after the people who just so happen to arrive into heaven
                This could only be excused if there's a good reason for the high ranking angels not knowing but I really doubt it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It implies that these beings were kind of left to their own devices by the "Monad" who might be the one true god of Vizziepop's universe. If that's the case, then they wouldnt be present to fix any of this due to the fact that creation as a whole is a byproduct of their absence.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                QRD on the Monad and why you think this might be the true god here?
                I'm liking your deductions anon assuming this is also you

                Adam is an angel just like Sinners are demons. Frick sake man, how media illiterate can you be. Look at this: [...]

                Facts:
                Adam is head of the exorcists
                The exorcists are an army of Angels
                The common features in this army are wings and halos
                Adam has a set of wings and a halo
                Human souls do not look human in heaven
                Adam does not look human
                Sinners are killed in the extermination
                Emily said demons were the target of the extermination

                Inferences
                All sinners are demons but not all demons are sinners.
                Adam is an angel
                Angel does not refer to citizenry that are native to heaven, just like hellborn there are specific species and denominations such as Virtues and Seraphim.
                If all people in hell are demons THEN all people in heaven are angels.

                Although I fear Viv herself hasn't thought this through in the same way

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, that's not me, but its fascinating how that anon came to a similar conclusion

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He isn't (me). I really don't think we're going the Monad route. Unless Lillith is somehow stealth Sophia it doesn't make sense. She's kind of pivotal in the whole free will and knowledge business. The closest they have is Luci and rather than being a beacon of knowledge he tried once and gave up. More over he's pretty explicitly a seraph who got the shits with heaven Paradise Lost style.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >While I'm on the subject: does anyone actually think that Vivzie is a good writer?
                The pilot was actually pretty tight when you look at it. I know she had help, but at least she knew to fricking listen to good advice back then. We can at least credit her for that, and you wouldn't think she doesn't belong in a writer's room.

                Seeing the series though tells you she's not the primary talent in the pilot though, and shouldn't be left to her own devices or allowed to let her shit overshadow basic fricking writing. At best she got involved with a bunch of homosexuals changing shit for dumb reasons, (still her fault), and at worst, it's all her dumb shit coming out now because she got rid of, or no longer listens to people she should.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The pilot was great for sure and it really felt so neatly set up and it gave room for all the main cast to be introduced and properly characterized
                I think Viv belongs in the writer's room, but not alone
                I've mentioned it before but creatives need wranglers and people around them to help them both water their metaphorical gardens and keep the weeds trimmed
                Viv clearly got a big head and I doubt she's listening to anyone's feedback and the studio probably has really loose parameters for her to follow in the first place
                It's kinda a shame but at the same time most of the charm for this series is the characters and the world and what (we) can do with them
                I'm not really expecting anything good or satisfying for the finale I just want to see more of the Vees at this point and a final Alastor vs Vox fight

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't be surprised if only pure souls are allowed in heaven (dead babies and children)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this Angel Dust's sister?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hasn't actually been confirmed yet but it's 99.5% likely that it's Molly.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                who?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Angel Dust's sister bruh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                so when and where was this character introduced

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so when and where was this character introduced
                she hasn't been yet, she just has a background cameo in ep 6

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vivzie has been bringing her up since before the pilot went up on YT. Are you new or have you been living under a rock the whole time?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so when and where was this character introduced
                she hasn't been yet, she just has a background cameo in ep 6

                I don't follow Vivzie, I just watch the final product.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah that's fair

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was already hot and cool, now she's pretty much just a Raven rip-off

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just started watching this show but is Carmilla Carmine supposed to be a fallen angel?
    In the sense that only an angel can kill another angel?.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I suspect she is. She's got the right build and the grey skin.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do all they go from white to grey skin when they're banished? Vaggie was lighter skinned as an angel as well.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably a result of the change from angel to demon, yes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, we know brown people get turned white when going to Heaven if St. Peter is anything to go by, so it's plausible it works that way too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, she's a sinner like all the other overlords.
      The only fallen angels confirmed so far have been Lucifer and Vaggie, and maybe the Seven Deadly Sins.
      Angel weaponry can kill angels and demons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought she was Vaggie's mom but I don't think that would make sense. Which...kinda makes her killing an exorcist really random in hindsight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey guys, me again.

      Can someone explain what Huskar meant by Alastor being someone's else underling?
      Also why is Alastor so powerful? Just innate talent or something else? Is it linked to how mean you were as a human.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alastor must be on Lilith's leash.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Iirc your power in hell is dictated by the amount of souls you control (this system dosen't seem to apply to hell born creatures) deer boys gimmick seems to be tricking others into losing everything then forcing them to serve him. He's also old and was already a prolific serial killer so he likely went to work enslaving other demons the second he got to hell. So he probably has a massive stockpile of slaves stuck in his shadow.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you ever break free of your contract? Why don't new souls like Alastor get forced into contracts upon arrival, when they're still new and weak?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            We haven't seen how exactly going to hell works yet so we don't know.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lilith pegs him

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He blew his shot, like the wienerS in his mouth
    Just this line confirms you're probably not ever getting head from Lute lol
    Probably still fierce in bed anyway tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hearing her say that lowkey kind of turned me on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lute does seem like the type who is way too self respecting to suck a dick. probably still makes Adam eat her out every night.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricks your girlfriend

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best ship now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Charmily is cute and canon!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Emily abducting Charlie and making her fall in love with her via stockholm syndrome!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes! Emily should be full yandere for Charlie.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If Michal can butt breach satan,t hen Emily can breack Charile

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Grey-on-colorful

          Ironically reminds me of Vaggie/Angel Dust (which was the original pairing for the two).

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are they supposed to be sisters? Is Lilith their mother to both of them?
          Because Emily looks like the blue version of Charlie.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Charlie is Lilith's only daughter (that we know so far)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It seems kinda implied Lucifier and Sera had a fling

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sorry vaggie only the chad named angels get demonic pussy.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine liking Vaggie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting, Emily.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd let her lock up the bathroom and force me to hold my pee until I wet my pants

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They didnt need to make Lute this hot
    But thank God they did.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Angel Dust have breasts? HRT in hell?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fluff stupid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His sister in heaven.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is he autistic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats with the obsession with ducks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        in a lot of folklore ducks are seen as a symbol of hard/depressing times coming to an end or new beginnings. for example, greek mythology associates ducks with the coming of spring.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          whats with the obsession with ducks

          Hes the ugly duckkling compared to the other angels who are birds or some shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh. So that's with the Virginia tech shooter bought a bunch of squeaky duck toys.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes depressed and autistic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ducks are cool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, he moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, he's a manlet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It runs in the family
      >His nephew has a son that fricks up the local population via science

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think Lucifer is also a pie autist?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Definitely

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand what this in reference to? Who is the nephew?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jimmy Neutron, his dad loves ducks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder who the gray guy is in the top right picture, I'm willing to bet it will never be answered. Also Charlie had a moody goth phase lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe that is supposed to be Leviathan

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Leviathan
          I mean Seviathan or whatever the frick he's called. (or his dad idk) Either way, I'm moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Charlie went through an emo/goth phase.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He went to war with God and the rest of Heven because God said no.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is a terribly charismatic duck
      hmm...that gives me an idea!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >emo Charlie
      cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is that black fellow in the picture with Lucifer (top right)?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is Lucifer powerful or something? Why is he the king of hell?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has the power of a high ranking angel and could obliterate virtually everyone in the series without lifting a finger. He just doesn't care because he is a divorced loser who sits around being depressed all day

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lucifer starts offing high-ranking overlords because he feels bored one day
          Would be funny considering how blasé they seem about disrespecting him

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lucifer's thing here is being a nice guy thrown in a pit with psychos to break his spirit. He's not like his subjects at all so he's not all that bloodthirsty, although I doubt he has any qualms about disintegrating a b***h who crosses him bad enough.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lucifer starts offing high-ranking overlords because he feels bored one day
          Would be funny considering how blasé they seem about disrespecting him

          He could but I don't think he wants everyone to be afraid of him all the time
          He isn't an butthole
          When you have all the power you feel less like exercising it as frequently

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is, judging from hints in canon, in the top three for most powerful entities in the universe. For starters he's a Seraph. He's got bigger wings than the other losers despite being a manlet.
        The only reason he's not tearing shit up is because he's been completely demoralized. Two of his three most important things are ruined. He had Lilith. He had his mankind fascination. He had Charlie. He's no longer estranged from Charlie but the girl he gave up providence for left him and the humans he was cast from heaven over all suck and plague his realm like intrusive thoughts. He has an eternity to stew on it.

        The reason Sarah SHITS herself and accept the meeting is because if he wasn't cool with exterminations they would not be able to conduct them. Do you think he could frick the armies of heaven or Adam? Lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Adam and Lucifer are around the same power level, but they also share similar views and experiences as each other. So when he and Lucifer clash, it will cause absolute chaos to form.
          And I bet this will be a huge fight in the background as Charlie and co figure out that something isn’t right about Adam and the Exterminators and try to get to the source of it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I think Adam and Lucifer are around the same power level
            Based on what? moron. Adam is not a Seraph. He quails and takes orders from Seraphs. In most lore Lucifer is a pretty accomplished servant of heaven, one of the best. In Hazbin he's a Seraph - THE best. Is he stronger than Sarah? Well that's an actual question. Is he stronger than Adam? Frick yes. Stop being stupid.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Look at Adam’s golden wings. No other creature has them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Luci also has a unique colour scheme. Fricking wild. Are you mentally impaired?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, I think Lucifer is above everyone. The only character who could give him some trouble in a 1v1 fight is probably a Sera, a fellow high-ranking angel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The question is, what board does he browse here?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        /LULZ/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No swearing
      >The accordion
      >Duck obsession is a reference to "I Want a New Duck"

      You can tell they wanted Weird Al to play him so badly

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How mad will Charlie get?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the show had a slower pace.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For Charlie

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angels are made for demonic RAPE

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine you go to hell and the random design you're assigned is ugly. Like that Val character or Mimzy.

    Meanwhile other people end up hot as frick like Lute and Charlie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie was never human

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is quite literally come out of the snatch of a human being

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he means Charlie never died, so no transformation took place. She's just straight up the hybrid of an angel and a hot human b***h. And Lute was manufactured to be hot.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Charlie was never human

          We don't know what state Lilith was in when all that happened. She is evidently part angel (seraph) part demon (primordial).
          Blame the show for making sinners and hellborn subsets of 'demon' and faithful and servants subsets of 'angel'.

          Me personally? I'm waiting for Charlie to reveal she's also a quarter human and a quarter Quincy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The entire Harbin universe has just been one big marketing campaign for the bleach hell arc
            I'd buy it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mimzy is cute tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be fine with being a shark or one of those raptors like that giant dinosaur b***h.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    god season 1 of helluva boss was lightning in a bottle

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to make another thread for this but I have a question. Did Alastor change his mind about taking the hotel seriously or did they retcon the fact that his reason for helping in the pilot was just to entertain himself? I rewatched episode 5 and at the end his conversation with Mimsy seems to imply he actually gives a shit about Charlie and the hotel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gives a shit, but we don't actually know WHY he gives a shit. It could still be for selfish motives.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really neither. Alastor took his job seriously from day 1, but he would never admit it. We just don't exactly know why.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor does NOT like to fail at anything. Once he sets his mind to a task, he won't half-ass it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lillith cope is probably true at this point. You can stop considering Alastor a free agent the moment Husker revealed that he no longer owned his own soul.
      Someone is pulling his strings and whomever that is, they have a vested interest in Charlie, the Hotel or both.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any mega links yet?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Um question:
    How did Adam get into Heaven if the first episode mentions that he was controlling towards Lilith? Wouldn't that be a flaw that would get him sent down to Heaven? Or did he change his ways with Eve?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      being the first man, he kind off get in by defultt

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why aren't they at the least embarrassed by him and keep him out of sight?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think adam is a special case among angels. given the thing with his "mask" seemingly being his actual face, i think they specifically excused him so he could be the first exorcist
      i'm sure its easy for heavan to build a propaganda campaign around too - they could just say "he has seniority so frick it"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHY ARE THERE STILL IDIOTS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND HEAVEN IS AS ARBITRARY AS HELL IN THE HAZBINVERSE

      FOR FRICK'S SAKE THIS IS SMT 101

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >FOR FRICK'S SAKE THIS IS SMT 101
        All I know is that SMTverse Beelzebub is much cooler.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          SMT in general used to be way cooler tbh, sad how from 4A onwards the developers seem to think there's no future in it other than aping Persona

          Despite P5 (which did well from what I can tell) actually seeming more like a SMT game than any recent SMT game

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >4A
            People like Demi but III was the beginning of the end with SJ being a swan song.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Late to this but you're not even wrong, it's just that the dropoff after SJ was SO BAD that nobody could've imagined it looking at III

              The Devil Survivor games can stay though, they actually execute the premise of "desperate struggle against angels and demons, except there's light at the end of the tunnel" alright even though the second one feels like a totally different franchise using the SMT brand as a mask

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is only one true Beelzebub.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know that guy was doing anthro bug girls comics before because she behave like real fly in this gif

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reedemed Niffty

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I am Obsessed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a collage somewhere which shows every made up magical rune/sigil they have appear when Alastor gets mad?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the chances that the milfs are the villains?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eve vs. Sera vs. Lilith MILFdown
      Probably where this is headed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Eve
        What's the chances of her showing up?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They seem to be the equivalents of imps from that other show. They all look the same.
          Though for some reason Vaggie is latina?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total Angel Love

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how Lucifer feels about Lu Lu Land?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer probably is too much of a depressed moron to care about copyright stuff

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is responsible for genociding more people that Hitler, Misc Pot, and Stalin on a yearly basis out of pure paranoia
    >literally the same logic as Hitler too
    >umm actually heaven is portrayed sympathetically

    If a bunch of people are redeemed/cast down to hell then Sera definitely needs to be one of the latter. She is objectively the most evil being that has ever lived

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she'll get a pass for being Black person coded

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell is Black person coded

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          butthole

          trannies, break yourself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        butthole

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell is Black person coded

        Cholcolate Queen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that she has a third eye.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So Hitler's soul just disappears but this b***h gets to be in heaven?
      What did Viv mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Michael wife everyone
      Is everyone in the family bad at picking there parthers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, if I was in charge of such a wholesome place like heaven. I would do whatever it took to keep my peeps safe and happy. Including cutting open rapist and non rapists alike. Most of the people in hell are fricked up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        true, image the true monster in hell, are total going to eat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angels are just soldiers. In the bible, one of them decimates an army here on Earth on God's orders.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re agents for humans and god to control.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a DYKE Seeeerrraaaaa~

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pot calling the kettle black

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uhhh Charlie and Emily are sisters...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Charlie's Dad is a OG Seraphim, it be more of a Aunt/niece relationship

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh. Well that's okay then.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still hot nonetheless
                >Charlie fricking TWO angels
                She has been blessed

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              OG Seraphim scared of a smelly wendigo man taking his wife and daughter.

              Vaggie is also a dumb loser

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know you don't have one, but source?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you guys like her and if so why?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, because she's a QT3.14.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                When I saw images of her before the ep I assumed she was just an illusion cast on Charlie to help her infiltrate heaven . If hell finds out about her I wonder how many sex robots of her they would make

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cute

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She looks extremely huggable in my opinion, plus she's an angel
                But unlike the rest of the thread, I'm not simping for a cartoon character, especially since I know what happened the last time angels and humans got together

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I know what happened the last time angels and humans got together
                We created chad abominations?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Earth had to be flooded due to it being that much of a mess anon, it wasn't a good thing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would flood earth again if you catch my drift.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It inspired a pretty hot doujin.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >especially since I know what happened the last time angels and humans got together
                Hahaha, those poor angel twinks...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We're in a vivziepop cartoon. We're all bi.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you joke but I was really surprised when shera ended and everyone in the wiki was made at least bi.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they'll make adam hot too?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the mask his face? It seems he became monstrous when he came to heaven, unfortunately for him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well we see the seraphims change from bird/eye things to more humanoids faces and lute can switch from mask to human as well. Make sense if adam can do it as well, i was just wondering. You maybe right though but he has a reason to be pissed though, his ex/cucking wife left him and ruined his bloodline for ever and got him casted out of heaven. Soon her cuck baby will do it to him a second time the true victim is adam.

        I kinda hope so
        Every now and then a frickboy character will be charming to me and his condescending "babe"s and "sweetie"s are cute
        He's for Lute though

        Yeah I hope they don't ruin them, I love me bastard couples. They work well off each other and deserve everything together. I'd hate a lute redemption cause "gurl" I want them to get it together and be baddies together. They are so fun and such buttholes but better than most of the other characters to me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda hope so
        Every now and then a frickboy character will be charming to me and his condescending "babe"s and "sweetie"s are cute
        He's for Lute though

        Well we see the seraphims change from bird/eye things to more humanoids faces and lute can switch from mask to human as well. Make sense if adam can do it as well, i was just wondering. You maybe right though but he has a reason to be pissed though, his ex/cucking wife left him and ruined his bloodline for ever and got him casted out of heaven. Soon her cuck baby will do it to him a second time the true victim is adam.

        [...]
        Yeah I hope they don't ruin them, I love me bastard couples. They work well off each other and deserve everything together. I'd hate a lute redemption cause "gurl" I want them to get it together and be baddies together. They are so fun and such buttholes but better than most of the other characters to me.

        Adam’s mask is not his face whatsoever. It literally is too condensed, flat, and digital to be his real faces. Like Lute’s mask.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you replying to me?
          I know his mask isn't his face I said I hope they make him hot

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think Adam’s face will be hot but depressed.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hope he has dark circles under his eyes but also I hope he isn't actually fat that's the one thing I don't like about him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Viv struggles to draw fat characters.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I hope he isn't actually fat that's th-
                FRICK OFF

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess if someone wrote/drew porn of him being fat my mind can just switch to fat ugly bastard hentai enjoy mode if I really want but I just like him being a twink better sorry Adamsisters

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                REPENT IMMEDIATELY

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fatfrick or fatfrick lover

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                REPENT IMMEDIATELY

                Gluttony is a sin
                You will get twink Adam and you will love it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, frick you! we need more fat bastards characters than just Mammon!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I bet he's skinnyfat.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are the Anon horny for the father of humanity

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because he says frick and wants to be called Dickmaster.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't help it, i need big daddy Adam to RAIL ME

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah sounds about right really, either way he could be like the seraphim and just do the shifting thing. Also weird isn't adam a archangel why would he report to a seraphim?

          >Adam gets cucked by Lucifer
          >is going to job to the daughter produced by the cucking and then die

          If he wasn't such an butthole then you would almost feel bad for him

          yep the sad cuck life of adam of Viv verse. Asian man makes the most chad adam ever and American Christian girl makes this one.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Also weird isn't adam an archangel why would he report to a seraphim?
            Adam is a special being, but it doesn’t mean he isn’t a respecter of authority. I think Eve demoralized him so he prefers to be lower positions of power or punish himself for failing to protect Eve from ever eating the fruit of knowledge.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why do people keep mouthing off about Eve. She isn't in the series. Is there some extra lore out there or some shit?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Leaks, anon, leaks. You seen her in episode 1 and 6.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Episode 6? What she Lute?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She’s “Lilith”

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you mean Sera? No Lilith in episode 6.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wait what leaks?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda hope so
      Every now and then a frickboy character will be charming to me and his condescending "babe"s and "sweetie"s are cute
      He's for Lute though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It depends if he's also wearing a mask like Lute.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he’ll be secretly a demon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would he be? well this is Viv so making sense is out the window.

        Viv hates women. Probably stemming from mommy issues.
        It's actually the rarest type of author psychology leaking into media.

        There's plenty of men who write about how they hate and want to kill mommy, plenty of women who do the same with their dads, and even a lot of men who write about hating and wanting to kill their dads.

        But a women writing about how they hate and want to kill mommy? rare.

        Don't tons of girls hate their moms? in fact besides abandonment stuff isn't true hatred usually aimed at mothers on average? Because when you have a dud mom she's usually really fricked and neurotic/schizo.

        But yeah seems like Viv just has issues in general, makes a whole ep about how much she needs a random guy to be her daddy. In the end of the day idc about her having issues some of the best have them but that usually makes your art and stories great. With her it makes it the most tumblr deviant art basic edgy fanfic shit ever.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That OP pic is the face that Verbalase's wife is making right now while he's watching the series on Amazon Prime.
    >You know the motherfricker is watching the series.
    >You know his wife knows he's watching the series.
    >That face is guaranteed.
    Probably also wondering if he's going to sink another $50k into Lute porn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Verbalase's wife
      Charlie?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lute has fallen in love with you and is forcing you to marry her. How do you escape?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Escape?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pfff, why would i want to escape? we will make cute nephilim babies together

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I impregnate her then frick off to gain more power.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I gotta admire how this one anon keeps responding to luteposters with Vergil.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How would Lute react to getting pumped and dumped by Vergil?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Escape? Black person, what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Split myself in two.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you escape?
      I live a lifetime of matrimonial bliss with her. Then, I die. It's the perfect plan.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Then, I die
        And do it again for eternity in heaven?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be fruitful and multiple

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Escape?
      >Zap Brannigan saying 'what are you gay?'.jpg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you escape?
      Escape?

    • 3 months ago
      Lute’s Husband

      Whatever I did didn’t work. Now I’m an overworked father that has to clean demon blood off her outfit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hide Away from her. Use cellphone to call Verbalase for professional advice since he has experience in this area.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every scène with Niffty makes me howl with laughter.
    What a character!

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam gets cucked by Lucifer
    >is going to job to the daughter produced by the cucking and then die

    If he wasn't such an butthole then you would almost feel bad for him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam did nothing wrong. Frick them demons.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's still going to job hard

        then Nifty will stab his corpse as a comic relief gag

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope he chokes on an apple.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get fricked with a spear, demon!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Seething Charlie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >CHADam
          >eating fruits
          What are you, gay?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not the one who gave humanity the Adam's Apple.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Judging by the plot and the details, Vox is going to be revealed as the “mastermind” of season 1 who gets foiled by Sir Pentious and killed by Nifty, to conclude his rivalry with Alastor once and for all.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        please stop spamming this insane fanfic in every thread

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          All you do is seethe all day.
          Remember the Eve plot line.
          You know how Viv writes these things, right?

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUT SHE WAS RIGHT, SERAAAAA

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep listening to that Lucifer / Alastor song (quite catchy) and I keep getting jump-scared by that awful Mimzy bit at the end.

    Whose fricking idea was this? It's so bad and grating.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any way to loop it with cutting off that terrible ending I fricking hate it and it's the only reason I haven't been listening to it

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no those poor souls of *checks paper* muderers, rapists, and pedophiles
    Am I really supposed to care about them?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are also Cinemaphileers in there whose only crime is pirating Hazbin Hotel and saying homosexual out of peer pressure

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they stopped before Black person
        They deserve it too for being weaklings

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What can I say? Had the chance to behave better. The rules are black and white.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If hell's population consisted only out of the most heinous criminals it wouldn't be fricking overpopulated

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        heinous criminals frick too and the less heinous ones would get eaten on day one likely literally. I have yet to see anyone worth saving in hell

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        or the output from earth is large. Its not a literally overpopulation. It just mean there are more sinners than people in heaven so their combat rating becomes uneven.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if Lute is just short nickname for Lieutenant, and her real name is Eve

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lute is just short nickname for Lieutenant
      I could see this part. Not sure I could see her being Eve.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lute is just short nickname for Lieutenant
      I could see this part. Not sure I could see her being Eve.

      These theories i swear...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok if lute is really eve that'd be pretty based actually. Best couple, better than Charlie x what's her name

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amazing how the canon ship that features the main character is the most boring, tasteless yuri yawn

          >dbz power levels in a muscial show about gay sex and daddy issues

          Tbf the power levels are already partially written into the mythology that the show is based off of
          The power level chart for Hell's denizens makes a little less sense

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah which is so sad, funny how people prefer charlastor and now it seems whatever charlie x sera will be called.

            But Vaggie is so lame and bland. Like even the "ShE a AnGeL" thing everyone and their mother saw coming and memed forever. It being canon is sad Viv had years to rewrite it. Feels like their is no real thought in her character besides angry lesbian.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Charlie belongs to Emily. Alastorgays can eat out of the dog bowl along with their leashed b***h of an idol.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thought her name was sera? like short for her being a seraphilm? but yeah whoever the angel girl was.

                Also what's with the hate for alastor he's cool.

                Wouldnt Adam kniw that his Danger breasts is his secind wife?
                Or does he know and she really is a great replacement for that Lilith bawd and they work well together?

                I'd like the latter, something hilarious about a dysfunctional "heroes" side coupling and a healthy but evil couple. It's fun for him to really just chill with his wifey all the time and they never need to say anything about it. But I would want to see those leaks about eve

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sarah is the older one. Emily is Charlie but an angel.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah lol i was going to describe her like that as well, but I chose angel girl because I actually like emily. but thanks for the clarification I lowkey forgot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But I would want to see those leaks about eve
                Eve is disguising herself as Lilith and wants to take revenge over Heaven, while the real Lilith is disguising herself as Rosie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So Viv wrote a story where 3 sinful women are trying to ruin God's perfection/heaven because they feel they are right? Huh what did she mean by this?

                Also she knows eve was allowed into heaven right? only one of the og adam family line to not be allowed into heaven was Cain.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Viv hates women. Probably stemming from mommy issues.
                It's actually the rarest type of author psychology leaking into media.

                There's plenty of men who write about how they hate and want to kill mommy, plenty of women who do the same with their dads, and even a lot of men who write about hating and wanting to kill their dads.

                But a women writing about how they hate and want to kill mommy? rare.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                true, I know we all joke about viv daddy issues but most dads seem to be portade somewhat good in viv shows

                Is there a single mom that not evil, die, or missing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Adam became worse because Eve left him and he got himself into the afterlife equivalent of “rough drugs”.
                >We never seen Adam take off the mask yet and his finale outfit will make it easy for us to see his neck and face.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If this show wasn't as deep as a puddle having Adam be a total dickhead because he
                >a) didn't eat the apple so he's more like a animal
                >b) doesn't have our great-grandmama to moron-wrangle his bad attitude because she DID eat the apple and has wisdom/understanding
                would be a kind of cool and supremely based writing decision
                Honestly I find Adam in general within this shows setting has alot of neat concepts and potential going for him, as showcased by other anons like

                I genuinely don’t think the writers have the chops to do something like this, but I think it would be neat if Adam was revealed to feel compassion for his damned descendants and actually view the exterminations as a mercy for them.

                Like he truly, genuinely believes that hell is forever and the masks are revealed to be something that alters their wearers personalities so they can stomach going down and “freeing” them.

                He keeps his mask on 24/7 because he knows he wouldn’t be able to keep it up if he ever took it off.

                and

                Would be kind of neat if they tied it into Cain and Abel, like the reason he hates Hell so much is because he blames Lucifer and Lillith for introducing sin into the world, leading to death and damnation of his sons

                Could easily see something like him being goaded into blind rage by Alastor taunting him for his failures as a father during the final battle, something like:

                > ALASTOR: "Why yes, I've always been good at raising Cain...far better than you did!"
                > ADAM: "DON'T YOU FRICKING SAY HIS NAME!"

                But again that's giving the writers too much credit

                , that if he really DOES die for real at the end of the season I'd write this show off as true trash rather than just mediocre

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I suspect that Vox is the mastermind of season 1 because the big themes in this season are (hidden) masters and servants [Alastor is enslaved by Lilith, Husk and Nifty are enslaved by Alastor, the pride rng is enslaved by Vox and the Vees] and getting out of addictions [Angel Dust is trapped under Porn and Drug addictions by Val, the Pride Ring is addicted to the technology offered by Vox that brainwashes them].
                It makes more sense if Adam was the victim and the suppler, Vox, [who legit has made Hell worse than ever and dragged many souls into it in his mortal days for money and fame], was the one who got killed off instead. Because Vox represents the main source of the problems in season 1 while Adam is merely the consequences of refusing to resolve it.

                It’s also fitting for Vox to die with no one caring for him, since no one cared for Alastor when he disappeared for seven years.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lay off your fanfictions bro, they ain't gonna be real

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Watch Helluva Boss and you will come to realize that Viv seemingly hates women. A true fujo indeed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But why would Lilith disguise herself instead if spilling the beans some b***h is impersonating her?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alastor is a cringy take on a tumblr hot tall guy like the Onceler. Thats a gaygit tier taste and us Cinemaphileners dont like the archetype one bit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it worst that a new charater with only one song, has a better yuri dynamic them vaggie

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Vaggie fricking sucks and Em is an excellent addition regardless of whether she fricks Charlie.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldnt Adam kniw that his Danger breasts is his secind wife?
          Or does he know and she really is a great replacement for that Lilith bawd and they work well together?

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the subject of Lucifer I think he's really cute I would sit with him while he autisms over his rubber ducks and he could show them to me and tell me all about the different ones and what makes them different and I would just nod along and bask in his enjoyment
    And of course we would frick I bet he's actually really good in bed

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dbz power levels in a muscial show about gay sex and daddy issues

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the direction of Heaven should've been a bureaucratic nightmare rather than flippant on what is the actual definition of a good soul. It would've been more entertaining where the holdup for the hotel is paperwork that Adam dumps on Charlie and very strict rules on what is considered a redeemed soul that is so specific that no one could ever be considered this way.
    Then the case against Heaven in the court is about why does "good" need to be quantified by a checklist concocted over the existence of Heaven rather than the 10 step program God gave.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I THINK LUCIFER SUCKS

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lucifer playing a golden fiddle
    Is the devil went down to Georgia really such a famous song?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes zoomer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devil went down to Georgia is *the* song of the Devil/Lucifer/Satan/Robot Devil

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam, like “Lilith”, is a bait-and-switch character to reveal the true mastermind.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the worst song and why is it Whatever it Takes

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely wonder what some of these Hollywood people when they're made to read some of these objectively terrible, terrible lines.

    Or maybe they just care that it's a nice paycheck.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile anons saying Adam is right as if we wouldn't all be sent to hell in Hazbinverse

    what would 666chan be like

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wanna be a really tall rabbit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the kind of furry you are is a combination of what "fits" you best objectively and something ironic. Like Alastor being a deer because he was shot by a hunter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same as Cinemaphile but alot of gore videos in the blue boards

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >exterminations stop because of Charlie
        >anons are still stuck on hell with dead end jobs/posting all day

        practically the same as Earth only we would all be furries

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So are we just gonna ignore the fact that they actually referenced the meme in ep 5

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it really a reference if that line was written over a year ago?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given that this was probably recorded months if not a year before that, it’s probably not a reference

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need more Charlie / Emily art

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, not have Emily having to see a full tour of hell.

        Im not gay, but we is this ship so good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if Vaggie cucking is shown or implied

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >UM wel ackshully satan and lucifer are dfferent people

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In this show, they are. But considering how much of a lonesome b***h Lucifer is, I really don't see why Satan isn't the king of hell and isn't more involved in the series.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They probably are reserving him for HB sadly

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The frick? Viv made him an imp instead of another fallen angel like Lucifer?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wouldn't it make sense that Satan casts off his heavenly form with the rest of the demons, while Lucifer tries to cling to past glories due to his pride?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lucifer in the show has no pride.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It could refer to his pride on wanting to give humanity free will despite potential consequences, with the pride ring construct specifically to mock him sending down sinners to only that circle.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't he rule the circle of pride or am I confusing this with HoB lore?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In HoB asmodeus is in a monogamous relationships. seemingly rulers don't necessarily embody their domain.

                It could refer to his pride on wanting to give humanity free will despite potential consequences, with the pride ring construct specifically to mock him sending down sinners to only that circle.

                except in ep 5 he basically comes out and says he regrets his choice. He was givne what he wanted but reality did not live up to the dream. He has no pride in his choice or people.

                If you were doing a rewrite then sure. he can be whatever you want but what we have seen so far does not fit your image.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >except in ep 5 he basically comes out and says he regrets his choice. He was givne what he wanted but reality did not live up to the dream. He has no pride in his choice or people.
                The biggest thing is that it is a mocking of before he made his mistake, that he felt too much pride in himself to listen to the fellow angels. He may no longer have pride, but his circle and his sin is such as a mockery of his mistake in the past.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gluttony is worried about people getting wasted.
                Lust is in love
                Greed is greed
                Pride is just a title given due to his plan to be above celestial law

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now if Mammon wasn't a thing, Vizie could've been setting up her hell to be in disarray, the sins not performing their duties and in turn becoming weaker in the process, letting Hell turn... well even shittier.
                Frick it, Mammon could still be the only sin representing his vice and it is shown he is gaining power as the other sins are no longer playing to their vice.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly that's too much world building for a Vizie show.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The worst part is that it really isn't, it just takes one extra step. All the pieces are right there to be taken but it never quite gets over the finish line.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe if the story shifts into that direction, but so far they've focused on everyone's relationships and problems. The world is just the back drop at this point, it's not going to move with the story.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                for the show yes. For the blog, no. There seems to be tons of more lore in podcasts and random posts here and there and only 1/10th made it to the show.

                The worst part is that it really isn't, it just takes one extra step. All the pieces are right there to be taken but it never quite gets over the finish line.

                put then what about the power fantasy? how will they tell all the biggots to eat a dick?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gonna need to find a white person video essay on all of the compiled lore, aren't I?

              • 3 months ago
                Lute’s Husband

                “White”…sure yeah

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah. just let it be. If it was not in the show it does not matter.

                like remember back when ADDICT came out and everyone was reading a bunch into it. saying stuff like cherry bomb was blowing up addiction sources to destroy "what was hurting angel" only for recent ep to roll up and her be offering him drugs?

                Its kind of like that. same with her ex boyfriend or alastor being a serial killer in his human life. Non of it is touching the show and when it is, its either reconfirmed or thrown out so you may as well just wait for the show since you are judging the show and not the overall vision.

                In a way its like rwby.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least rwby tried to sneak in the lore with those half episodes. Course they just shit all over them in the later seasons anyway so no real point of anything.

              • 3 months ago
                Lute’s Husband

                RWBY’s lore is “bad feelings attract monsters” and “evil unkillable lady is after McGuffins”
                This, at least so far, has a consistent main plot. Albeit rushed as frick

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                and maidens, and robot girls, second mutations, faunus, the immoral guy hijacking bodies, "gods" from sub dimension that is based on allice in wonderland ,etc,etc.

                yes like god eater it started simple but they want to do everything at once and crushed the plane harder than robyn

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you mean world of remnant stuff they gave up on in the 1/4 of the run or fairy tales that are meant to hold clues of what really happened but are vague enough that all they leave you with is uncertainty. Chibi is the best rwby thing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >At least rwby
                Let me stop you right there.
                RWBY worldbuilding doesn't make sense if you think about it for more than 5 sentences. But I don't want to waste my time with you.
                Go back to the /trash/ general.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, it isn’t video cuz its author was blind, but it’s got the same jibe as them whiteman video essays.

                A real chore to read, you can see for yourself theirnl unedited manuscript here

                https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/Paradise_Lost

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am annoyed Viv made the sins such b***hes. Like, Gluttony, helloooooo, why the frick are you getting concerned about someone overindulging?

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me your best guess for what the the stinger/hook for season 2 will be

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      something with lilith

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Vees plotting to usurp Lucifer and take all of Hell for themselves.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah fricking how? Lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >angels can be killed
          >that means fallen angels can be killed
          >there's no way this plan can go wrong

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Luci isn't just 'an angel'. Fighting the armies of hell is pretty different to killing one of the oldest Seraph.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              well ideally the vees would find that out the hard way but viv already said HH isn't going to be the cool fights shows so blah

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >viv already said HH isn't going to be the cool fights shows so blah
                But she's a Hispanic, don't they like cool battles like Dragonball or shounenshit in general?
                >no power level tier shit in broken beaner
                PAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNN

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's amero Hispanic anon, not the cool kind that's actually based and make kino. She'd be the type that co-signed or made that "Primos" show

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >
                Beaners, come up with names for every design, it's time to make kino if the whale ain't gonna do it...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adam got double cucked and Eve is Charlie's real mom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lillith turns out to be the big bad that threatens Hell and Heaven alike, Charlie is forced to turn against the woman she's looked up to her whole life

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heaven sends one its kind down to infiltrate in disguise, and they manage to ally themselves the Hotel staff.

      They introduce a mcguffin character out of nowhere with no characterization that suddenly everyone likes, just to them kill off “to heighten the stakes” during the season’s climax. Except Pentious he’s best boy and if anything happened to him I’d

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lilith is the big bad, and Alastor is reveal to be working for her and or fricking her. Alastor will be loyal to Lilith at first, but his memories of working for the hotel will make him switch sides and team up with Lucifer to take down Lilith and protect Charlie.

      If the show avoids these beats I will be impressed.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will say Lucifer trying to introduce free will to Earth only for it to backfire hard and being forced to watch the result of his free will and the evil it brings is actually a pretty fun premise for a Lucifer.
    Just wish we get to see the actual Satan go "pfft frick that shit, these bastards need to burn".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      satan exists in this setting but he's in the wrath ring doing whatever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want there satan to just go full frick them humans and destroy a bunch of sinners

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't even watch the show but frick i love loser, baby

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The voice actress for Sera was so obviously black that it really took me out of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, if you don't think this is black you kind of missing the point

      Also Michael being a coco hunter

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They didnt need to make Lute this hot
    But I am infinitely grateful they did

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does she have that Vaggie doesn't?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her left eye

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute Demon gf

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the chances that Vaggie angle status get's restore along with her eye.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Demon AND Seraphim gf*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A sultry seductively sinister voice, better singing voice, hotter face and body, smart, does not engage in vile blasphemous relationships.
        Lute mogs Vaggie in every way

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A sultry seductively sinister voice
          And I really like her accent or cadence or whatever. The way she said things in her few lines in the first episode really got me interested in her.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The way she tore right to Charlie's core and visibly shook her did so much characterization and really set her up as a force to be reckoned with

            Lute strikes me as someone who furiously shlicks to the thought of Vaggie fricking Charlie in secret

            Lute pegs Adam behind closed doors but will allow him to sometimes think about vile blasphemous -- hot as frick -- lesbian sex between her and Vaggie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lute strikes me as someone who furiously shlicks to the thought of Vaggie fricking Charlie in secret

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wholesome yuri love with Charlie x Emily
            >Aggressive hate fricking with Vaggie x Lute
            We were fricking ROBBED

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              All my homies hate vaggie

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, she looks like a dove. I get it now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                A nice way of saying "big street pigeon".

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lute shlicking to Vaggie shlicking to Charlie shlicking to Emily

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lute was absolutely drenched during this

            • 3 months ago
              Lute’s Husband

              So was I

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >does not engage in vile blasphemous relationships.
          Yet.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She only allows wienerS to touch her body in a sexual manner

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        an interesting personality?

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that this show is out, it’s been sinking in how much of a bad influence this’ll be on people’s understanding of the christian mythos.

    People in Hell don’t deserve sympathy, end of story. Hell isn’t a punishment.

    Hell is just the location that’s as far away from God as possible. And inhabitants of Hell, wanted to go to Hell, thinking that they can make their own Heaven, a better Heaven, one that is without God. It’s just a toxic circlejerk in Hell.

    No one in this show should ever be making it out of Hell, or finding redemption. Kindness exercises can’t replace their utter lack of compassion, or violent attitudes. The antagonist forces of Heaven are 100% in the right for purging, and making a utter mockery of Hellfolk. The Hellfolk do way more worse acts to themselves than any Angel could ever even imagine, —it’s a mercy to extinguish their soul, and still they would rather live in quite literal hell if it meant sticking the finger to God and his Angels.

    Tldr this show makes my autism seethe and I’ll still watch every minute of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hehe people turn into funny animal-people when they die 😀

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think anyone that is watching le funni tumblr sex swear show will be taking it seriously as a critique of gospel, it is a fictional story.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True; I guess I had been coming from a place of experience, and so overestimated the audience’s familiarity with topics I know alot about, and how much theyd take it seriously. I’ll just set my focus on the porn then as usual, instead of its themes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is far from the only piece of media that takes place in hell or gives demons/satan a sympathetic view.

      Pic related is no worse than this and came out over 20 fricking years ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hell is just the location that’s as far away from God as possible
      Hell is not a location. It is a state. It is the state of lovenessness and rejection of God, which is a rejection of the best part of oneself meaning that you are never truly happy. Sinners literally cannot be happy by choice, because they reject the Good.
      The show could have been interesting if it explored the fact that hell is not there for the sinners but rather that the sinners bring hell with them. It could have then asked the question if anybody can actually change given an eternity. Instead the show is too busy morally grandstanding over a battered image of christianity.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I know it’s state of mind, but in the general mythos it’s considered a location for deceased souls.

        I actually just watched episodes 5 and 6, and oof, talk about good timing. Lucifer straight up says his people aren’t worth any effort. Wouldn’t have been so butthurt if I saw those first, before crying about religious porno I got (pirated) for free.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay bro, the Divine Comedy and to a lesser extent Vertigo comics poisoned the well long ago

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whos having sex with him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole Caddyshack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet even just holding his hands would make him cum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me! move aside Cherri!

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This but with Lute replacing Loona.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      so lute is luna and viv want sus to see the lame vaggie charlie ship?

      But Emily and Charlie now exist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ehhh so far HH wasn't suffered the "melodrama-relationship" syndrome of HB (not with the same level of severity at least)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not till season 2 or anything with angel husk

        All the neck breacking pace

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally every Hazbin girl is a 12/10 on the DAMN meter.

    No exceptions

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Sera’s true form look like a Goeta? Are they actually supposed to be fallen angels?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they are supposed to look more like biblically accurate angels. Whatever viv thinks that means.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I won't accept this shit from Loonagays of all people.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lute has had more characterization in a couple episodes than Luna has had in two seasons

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Loona had plenty of characterization in HB S1. The problem is she's showed up in a speaking role in one episode of S2 and that one episode didn't even match her characterization in S1 and regressed her.

        Lute is a consistent character in that she's just a c**t obsessed with blasphemy and heaven rules. Loona almost becomes a character but then loses all of it to brain rot and pathetic writing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's amazing how consistent season 1 of HB was (Wasn't all good but had enough good moments per episode to keep going) and how shite season 2 has been with some diamonds in the shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >One is a fleshed out consistent character
          >The other is struggling to even become a character
          I think it is clear which one is superior.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why LED face Lute is better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you guys like chick who have b***hy attitudes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what I did to Loona as soon as Lute took her mask off

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Extermination isn't actually about overpopulation
    >Charlie stops the exterminations
    >Overpopulation suddenly actually a problem
    What's the plan here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overpopulation was never an issue, it was hell possibly rising against heaven.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But isn't that part of the Big G's plan? Like you know, end of Days, Heaven VS Hell

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. The exterminations were about thwarting potential uprisings, but also were incidentally solving the overpopulation issue. If they stop overpopulation is now a real actual problem.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Lucifer is a Stolas clone (and Lilith probably a clone of his wife). I was hoping for a morally grey character. Folklore lucifer depictions go much harder, how could you manage to fumble this?

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WE ARE ALL MATPAT NOW! HAHA!

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic related is every anon by next thursday

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not me i don't really care about adam

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything on mega yet?

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leaked season 2 scene

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha Alastor. You are banging my wife. And my daughter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lilith had to make sure Alastor was a suitable husband for her daughter.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way Vivziepop won't drop the ball with this plotline

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That wog nose jesus christ.
      Their practically Turkish.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THERE HIS EARS!
    LOOK HOW THEY MOVE IN THIS SCENE!
    HE HAS DEER EARS!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Little deerboy~~
      frick him while he's angry.
      Put little deerboy in his place
      Upstage and curbstomp little deerboy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer and Adam are just big walking daddy issues.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think everyone on this show has daddy issues

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean they're the source of the issues.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You better take responsability anon!

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hot as frick tho'

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam only says what we're all thinking.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many heavenly orgies do you guys think Emily goes to on a daily basis?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      None, because she is a GOOD GIRL who belongs to Charlie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      PLENTY of them, girl deep down is a bawd

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/ycruxg.png
    Are you into topless boxing?
    Lute doms Vaggie next?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is the best girl.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why exactly are Satan and Lucifer considered separate beings...?

    I always thought they were the same person, just different names/ identities

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the demonology. "Satan" just means "opposer" or something in israelite.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        "The Hebrew term śāṭān (Hebrew: שָׂטָן) is a generic noun meaning "accuser" or "adversary",[7][8] and is derived from a verb meaning primarily "to obstruct, oppose".[9] In the earlier biblical books, e.g. 1 Samuel 29:4, it refers to human adversaries, but in the later books, especially Job 1–2 and Zechariah 3, to a supernatural entity.[8] When used without the definite article (simply satan), it can refer to any accuser,[10] but when it is used with the definite article (ha-satan), it usually refers specifically to the heavenly accuser, literally, the satan"

        also yes demonology. etymology is not really in play because light bringer brings no light.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on what version of the fiction you subscribe to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's complicated. Traditionally they've been interchangeable, but they come from different cultural orgins, so can be interpreted as separate beings. A lot of theology is "whatever the frick you want it to mean".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, this show doesn't even subscribe to there being many more fallen angels besides just Lucifer.
      Also makes it easier to make him into the sympathetic depressed dad character that Viv wants instead of the antagonistic manipulative dad character that doesn't want Charlie to succeed with her goal as he wants sinners to remain sinners.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It feels like there was a change in direction. Plot vs show. roles of lucifer and Lilith seem to have been reversed.

        Side note: if they wanted to play into depression a good move would have been for him not to show up after saying he would be their and for Charlie having to go to his house.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Satan is the actual israelite/Semite sand-demon working for YHWH mentioned in desert adventures Vol1 who fricks up Jobs house and kills his family.
      Lucifer was/is a Roman folklore deity who was basically just their regional equivalent of Prometheus, And wasn't really 'believed' or 'mattered' to the people writing the bible in any way, He's sometimes given the second name 'Morningstar' in popular culture because the Roman's associated him with the planet Venus, Which appeared in the morning immediately before day-break and was thus believed to have something to do with the rising of the sun.

      Jesus calls himself 'the Morningstar' in one passage of the bible relating to him relaying knowledge to people. So by the N.T. period people living under the Roman protectorate including Rabbi Yeshua himself probably at least knew of the Roman fable
      Some Iraqi king is called 'Morningstar' in the old testament.
      That's the absolute CLOSEST the Hebrew and Christian bibles ever come to mentioning 'Lucifer'

      Modern Christians just started calling Lucifer, Satan, and 'The Serpent' from the story of genesis [Which is never actually explicitly stated to even be 'Satan' btw] the same entity because Even though Christians, israelites and Muzzies don't want to admit it, The story of the garden in genesis is itself obviously just another regional equivalent of the story of Prometheus with some props changed around, So the (Lucifer = Prometheus = The Serpent and The Serpent [assumed] = Satan) connection is easy to make mentally

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Lucifer was the son of Venus/Aphrodite.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Requesting Sera's hair puffing up like an umbrella when Emily chokes her in anger

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    German dub sounds very solid. Are the lyrics good ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are the lyrics good ?
      Very close to the original, but they're fricked because if you translate 1:1 the flow is wrong. One of the few times it lines up is when
      "If hell is forever then heaven is a lie." turns into
      "Ist die Hölle für immer dann ist der Himmel Betrug!"
      That lyric lines up perfectly somehow
      Plus they censored Lute when she swears.
      It's pretty good by our standards imo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cool

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam and Lutes popularity shot up like a rocket after the new episodes
    Good, very good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lute reminds me of another character. Can Cinemaphile find her expy?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        White Raven?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a little ashamed that I wasn't on the wagon till episode 6, but goddammit I'm a sucker for sexy, strong, sultry, smart, monochrome goth gf

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        at least you saw the light eventually. y'know, unlike the irredeemable sinful masses of hell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell is forever is the best song in the show.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn’t need to make this show.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OUR HEROES

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Their love is vile and blasphemous
    >Their love is
    >Their love
    >Their love
    >love
    >love
    Nobody who hates homosexualry describes a homosexual relationship this way. Viv and her cohort homosexual's brains have been soaking in their own biased newspeak for so long they probably don't even realise how stupid that sounds.
    >Because 'love is love', right?
    And Christcucks hate love. It's the 'love' part they hate so much, right?

    It's not that they don't believe for one fricking second that what queers call 'love' isn't even close to actual love between a man and a woman. The same way they don't equate 'love' with a mass orgy in worship of Ba'al, or doing a sex with someone you barely know in a nightclub 'sex room'. There's such a thing as lust and other degenerate shit that isn't even close to fitting the definition of 'love'.

    Typical of homosexuals to just call whatever they like doing by some other term to try to normalise it. Like NAMBLA calling paedophilia 'Man-boy love'. No sale homosexuals. Lute would have no reason to even speak this way, the same way you wouldn't unironically call paedophiles 'man-boy lovers', or 'MAPS' or whatever other bullshit they're trying to sell you these days.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For all you know they mean the mixing of heaven or hell or maybe they don't like interracial couples.

      Why do you have to make it about them being girls?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        1. If Lute doesn't like the mixing of Heaven and Hell, she might have thought about that before cutting off Vaggie's wings and stranding her in Hell.

        2. Adam says 'it's hot as frick'. Maybe he's into interracial shit, but I don't think that's what they're actually getting at, and neither do you.

        Nice try though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          1) she assumed Vaggie would die. tho admittedly it being hell there was a big chance of her getting enslaved by some daemons and becoming their wienersleave . she would be worse off than angel dust.

          2. yes we all know adam is based. Don't tell me what I think.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she might have thought about that before cutting off Vaggie's wings and stranding her in Hell.

          She just assumed Vaggie would just get skullfricked by demons in the state she was left in and probably would have if Charlie didn’t find her first

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf? Sir Pentious is literally me

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This comic is correct. Alastor canonically tucks Charlie into bed every night.
            Vaggie sleeps in the alleyway out back.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Relax. Adam gets to frick a bunch in heaven with a lot of different women despite the scriptural shit of adultery. The angels don't have a frickin clue how a human ends up in heaven or hell despite there being rules in the bible. This is all an easily warped interpretation by Viv which is to be expected.

      • 3 months ago
        Lute’s Husband

        Viv leeches on other cultures to propagate a perversion of them. I wonder what her stance on Israel and Palestine is?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see no reason to side with Palestine. western powers made a promise and Arabs never accepted it. For anyone who thinks themselves an inheritor of the western civilization there is only one answer.

          • 3 months ago
            Lute’s Husband

            I wondered on her opinion, not yours rando

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe I am her or maybe we are all each other in a spiritual orgy of brotherhood.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Their love is vile and blasphemous
          >Their love is
          >Their love
          >Their love
          >love
          >love
          Nobody who hates homosexualry describes a homosexual relationship this way. Viv and her cohort homosexual's brains have been soaking in their own biased newspeak for so long they probably don't even realise how stupid that sounds.
          >Because 'love is love', right?
          And Christcucks hate love. It's the 'love' part they hate so much, right?

          It's not that they don't believe for one fricking second that what queers call 'love' isn't even close to actual love between a man and a woman. The same way they don't equate 'love' with a mass orgy in worship of Ba'al, or doing a sex with someone you barely know in a nightclub 'sex room'. There's such a thing as lust and other degenerate shit that isn't even close to fitting the definition of 'love'.

          Typical of homosexuals to just call whatever they like doing by some other term to try to normalise it. Like NAMBLA calling paedophilia 'Man-boy love'. No sale homosexuals. Lute would have no reason to even speak this way, the same way you wouldn't unironically call paedophiles 'man-boy lovers', or 'MAPS' or whatever other bullshit they're trying to sell you these days.

          What in the goddamn hell are you on about?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder that Charlie originally design is better.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              the red head?

              It's a pastability, especially if we subscribe to the theory that Adam created the Exterminators

              there is a certain type in designs.

              https://i.imgur.com/ugETPC8.jpg

              They didnt need to make Lute this hot

              everyone is meant to be hot in heaven

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What in the goddamn hell are you on about?
            Either transparently playing dumb or actually dumb. Take your pick homosexual.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            his bating people and people are falling for it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What are we even talking about?!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If i was her i'd like to imagine i'd care about that shit to about the same degree i do now, Which is to say i'd care about it little to none at all if i was in her position.
          I/Viv didn't make all these peoples lives awful or get them killed or start this thirdie shithole race-war that's been lasting for almost a century.

          So why should I/She repent? She should do something absolutely performative and moronic Which won't do anything anyway, Boycotts don't work, The only protests of this manner that work are when the actual production of goods themselves are disrupted - But it's too complicated and off-topic to explain on Cinemaphile like sink the show she's been working on for years, Which is a fulfilment of the dream she's had her entire life because some people are dying somewhere else?

          Frick that. People demand you to do shit like that, You step over them.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kind of. There are spaces for that so you don't want to come off as a cringe homosexual going under a humorous post "children are dying in gaza" and similarly you don't want to go to a place where its being discussed and post "children die everyday everywhere" . How she reacts to the question will depend on which space it is asked in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Relax grandpa.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lol literal fricking moron
        Why homosexuals can't write for shit these days. Characters have to actually sound like they actually are the characters they're supposed to be.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let's get you to bed old-timer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Another example of bad writing is when Angel tells Valentino to frick off because the contract says he can abuse him at work.
          But then he's like, 'I can do what I want on my own time.'

          Where does it say Val can't do what he wants on his own time either? Like mop the floor with an annoying little piece of shit?
          Do you have a contract with your boss that no matter what you say to him outside of work, he can't beat the shit out of you?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Given that Val strikes him its clear Val is not limited in that regard. Its more like Angel is not magically obligated to obey. Which is a cop out. Instead of it all being complicated, addiction, toxic love, bla bla bla he goes back because magic and gets punished with gangbangs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was just thinking about this earlier and I do feel that it would've been more fitting for Lute to say "lust" or something. But, it is what it is

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the chances of Lute and Vaggie being sisters?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want them to frick if true

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a pastability, especially if we subscribe to the theory that Adam created the Exterminators

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pastability
            What?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Say possibility out loud
              Now say pastability

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lute is disgusted at impure things.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Precisely! Cleanse your souls, anons. Lute will slaughter all who are impure

              • 3 months ago
                Lute’s Husband

                So glad they went genocidal trad goth instead of black girl

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                red is not a good color for an angelic. Tho exterminators being brainwashed demons would have been fun.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >red is not a good color for an angelic
                Red is the most commonly used color for Seraphim(which makes sense since they are the "Burning ones")

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Red is the most commonly used color for Seraphim(which makes sense since they are the "Burning ones")
                Oh so that's why Charlie has a affinity to it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                To fire* yeah I'm going to sleep

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lute is appalled when she sees gay shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Until she's mindbroken by the sapphic tag team of Charlie and Emily.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vile and Blasphemous!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She would never! Lute is traditional.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What truths will she find about herself?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably because she's closeted.

              • 3 months ago
                Lute’s Husband

                She strikes me as the type that brings bear mace on a date to your favorite coffee place that happens to be the same location as a local
                pride parade that day.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                she'll exterminate the filth.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know if she's homophobic or just hates demons and angels getting together

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What miffs me was how Charlie has accepted calling it a hazbin hotel despite it being a mockery from Alastor when he zapped the name "happy hotel"

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When do the Four Horsemen show up?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When Stolas takes his final form as the beast of the apocalypse and goes forth to end all things. except maybe his daughter and few other things.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, daddy Lucifer.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie and her Alastor. sex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor having a panic attack from being touched all over so suddenly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is for Lucifer.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Describe their first date.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor about to shove Charlie whole up his butthole.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So that's why he looks so nervous.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens in Charlie's panties when Alastor touches her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really need to ask? Look at her!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The eyes they were giving each other in this song. This is no "father-daughter relationship."

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Precisely.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The entire song was just "Your daughter calls me daddy."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie walking into the bathroom immediately after the song ends. Looking herself in the mirror, Putting her hand over where Alastor put his so she can pretend its still there and then furiously buffing the bean.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna be honest I'd frick most characters in this show

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when first ep mocked everyone who mistook angels chest fluff for breasts? No trans spider for us

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would Lute (along with Adam and the rest of the angels) think of him?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better yet, what would they think of him?

      • 3 months ago
        Lute’s Husband

        Man, I miss those two games…anyway he’s a b***h

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I played those recently. They were fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gabriel ULTRAKILL would be the best exterminator that overlord fear him but he pridefull personality would make other angels dislike him but some of them would get along with him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you speak English, please.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Emily is the same height as Charlie, who is 6ft tall
    >Sera towers over them both
    Damn, Viv's making Signalis characters look like midgets now

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer/Alastor is the superior ship

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Blitzo's sister get away with grooming a teenager?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Viv said he was of 18.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit, that dude is 15-17. He's in a summer camp.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I beat my meat to this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did they fug?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >older male on underage female is icky rape
      >older female on underage male is arousing fantasy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beelzebub is dating a guy who is like 20 years old despite being literally thousands of years old. Hell isn't too cute about these things

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet it's still somehow being retconned into being less vile than what the pilot presented

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what did pilot present?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            An actually anarchic wasteland of constant battle where everyone there was legitimately drowning in sin (except the naturalborn demons)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              is not that also what we see in the show.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently not so much that the plot itself seems to think the angels are somehow unjustified

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                there is a dissonance between what the show says and presents. that is why they keep moving to goal post.

                The latest being that heaven needs to accept a theoretical chance that someone in hell can be redeemed and since they themselves don't know how someone gets in heaven it somehow means they should not judge those who did not.

                Which is all pointless because if as state the goal is to keep hell from getting too strong then non of the redemption stuff has any input on goings on.

                Also since they are zig zaging on it, it makes no sense for heaven to fear hell if no one in hell can even scratch an angel. Even less now that they are apparently a small strike force the rest of heaven does not know about

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly, and the net result is that I'm not buying what the show is selling. Whether intentionally or not, Hell is Hell and everything else comes across like goalpost moving.

                Little deerboy~~
                frick him while he's angry.
                Put little deerboy in his place
                Upstage and curbstomp little deerboy

                >Snowgrave Route but it's an actual buckbreaking

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor's sigils.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why, But the symbol on the left at the bottom just says 'Alastor' to me, I don't why, Something about it just feels...right...

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we finally get some screentime between Adam and Lucifer in the last two episodes. These two have the most conflictive relationship in the premise- yet the fact that the writers haven't even bothered taking advantage of it, not even having Adam squirm that Charlie is his first ex-wifes daughter once, has been very disappointing. We need some REAL Dad vs. Dad action, the dumb red deer doesn't count

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed, there's potential for a great dynamic between them. Relying on Viv as a fujo to realize this

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Val gets more screen time than the other V’s despite being the most boring of the trio because of his relationship with the spidergay
    >said spidergay who ALSO hogs screen time/narrative focus despite not earning any of it because he’s the creators favorite
    I figured it out, get rid of Angel Dust and you get rid of Valentino, two shit birds with one stone!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry to rain on your parade but Angel Dust is a fan favorite + Loser Baby is the most successful song so far and every fujo was gushing over HuskerDust on twitter and tumblr so expect even more AD yaoi wankfest in the following season.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever happened to guy love between two guys? Why's everything gotta be a relationship now?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The series creator is a flaming fujo so the possibility of getting a meaningful and platonic relationship between two not related male characters was doomed from the start.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I believe thay can control her for a single pair. Not for 2. Just a single true friendship

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, vivz was shipping and liking huskerdust fanart on twitter for years. Also, she unironically admitted she created Husk to be AD's love interest.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Adam even wearing a mask?
    He's got some big eyebrows.
    And can drink and eat just fine

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most generic uninspired b***h ever and the mask-on version is so much better, awful taste everywhere

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