>I'm sure you wish it could be so
>But there's a lot that you don't know
>Wait. None of you know what gets someone into heaven?
>This questioning stops now!
What is she hiding?
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What's up with her face?
Also this is still up.
Hell reflecting in her eyes as she tries to make a gentle face to justify genocide
Is there any news about Blake Roman returning for season two?
Is Emely going to kill Sera and get sent to hell?
Is Adam going to kill Emely and get sent to hell?
Is Charlie going to kill Sera and get sent to h-double hell?
Is Angel Dust gonna get beat up again by Val?
Is Husk going to drink his bottle again and never sing again?
Is Nifty going to make someone on Cinemaphile coom once again?
So many questions this series makes me think.
>Is Emely going to kill Sera and get sent to hell?
No
>Is Adam going to kill Emely and get sent to hell?
No
>Is Charlie going to kill Sera and get sent to h-double hell?
No
>Is Angel Dust gonna get beat up again by Val?
Yes
>Is Husk going to drink his bottle again
yes
>and never sing again?
no
>Is Nifty going to make someone on Cinemaphile coom once again?
Yes
So many questions this series makes me think
if the show goes anything like the save the light series, then adam is going to hell, like be banished at some point.
I mean, functionally angels are immortal right? Like why would sinners get to reform but not angels?
>Adams arrives in Hell
>Demon chicks appear
>Adam suddenly grins
>"Hello ladies!"
>*opens robe*
>Demon chicks' eyes turn to hearts
>"I know right? Not your typical Angelic figure. Rather sinful, huh?"
Charlie better consider about having him in the hotel if she wants more demons to reedem...
He does have a raw magnetism to him. He has a unique look among Angels.
Lute gets the fallen angel treatment too, with him, but idk if the main series will go the way of the save the light stuff.
Like in Journey to the light (its this not save the light) its explained that the only reason vaggie ended up in heave despite murdering her sexually abusive father was because Azrael (what adam is called there) thought as he sat in one one them judging souls for were they should go meetings that she be a great warrior, azrael was also extremely sexually abusive to vaggie too despite being an angel someone of virtue not sin.
https://hazbin-hotel-journey-to-the-light.fandom.com/wiki/Azrael
She doesn't know what the frick gets people into heaven and doesn't want people asking tricky questions.
The line "I'm sure you wish it could be so, but there's a lot that you don't know" makes me think she knows something all others don't
I think she pretends to know
GrandPapa Adam is a fricking Chad and I love him.
I love him
I'm not sure if I have any motivation to continue the show if he actually dies.
I want that interaction with Lucifer. Adam has potential to be on his level in terms of tragic backstory if it’s done properly
Wait. That is interesting. The princes of hell are the ones who manage their own peoples in their rings. While with Lucifer, he shares his ring with Adam because the residence are 99% comprised of sinners.
Should Vivzie just focus on the series instead waiting for the show to get pick up four years later?
>Sena’s true heart for hell is filled with bloodlust and violence.
>Adam’s true heart for hell is filled with depression and regrets.
The truth is always hidden behind their masks, and revealed by their eyes.
that's pretty kino if true. I hope Chadam at least gets a chance.
would make sense, he is pretty much killing his grandkids.
It’s interesting to note that Vaggie only stopped killing Sinners because she took off her mask and saw an Adam descendent that was a child.
That could infer a few things.
>Adam needs the mask to keep on going with the exterminations
>Adam without the mask is forced to regard them as his own sons and daughters.
>The exorcist masks Adam and his angels are wearing are brainwashing their minds.
Except:
>Who made these masks.
Viv is not gonna make your fanfic real bro, chill
Viv’s writing is centered on awful fanfictions that turn every character into a homosexual or making cringy fan fiction ships like HuskDust or CharlieBox
Oddly enough, the whole exorcist and Vox thing is probably something she came up with her own.
Who the hell is Box?
Vaggie
>Vaggie only stopped killing Sinners because she took off her mask and saw an Adam descendent that was a child.
it's hell, the supposed child is more likely a pedophile put there by lute so she could usurp her place as adam's #1
The child has a similar design as the members of the Cannibal Colony so he was likely a cannibal.
That’s fricked. Hahaha.
Vaggie is going to feel so dumb.
It's more likely something like this:
They were forced to cannibalize to survive, or their parents deceived them, or their parents taught them eating human flesh was okay. Either way it feels wrong to send a kid that young to hell for cannibalism.
Vaggie spared an absolutely horrible kid?
Hahahaha.
he died in 1600s when the pilgrims ran out of food, show some respect
is it really a mask though? he can drink and do things like
Adam in general messes with technology beyond their technical capabilities. Like we’ve seen in episode 1, when he makes his hologram physical when it’s previously established to be incapable of so. Although, there is a subtle physical gag on how unnatural it is for him to eat with the mask on.
Cartoon physics. Angel keeps multiple weapons packed in his skinny body somehow.
>Adam in general messes with technology beyond their technical capabilities. Like we’ve seen in episode 1, when he makes his hologram physical when it’s previously established to be incapable of so. Although, there is a subtle physical gag on how unnatural it is for him to eat with the mask on.
heaven does seem a lot futuristic, with this scene appearing to be in a control room.
my theory is that hell isn't fully magic because of the scrap circuitry heaven leaves behind with disregard
audition sheet Adam is an butthole
Series Adam is a funny clown
If Adam hurts any of his girls, Adam bodies him while going berserk
Adam DOES function basically as a court jester, the guy who can plainly say what no one else can and not get his head cut off or start a war.
that's actually a good point. he's the designated That Guy.
Wait. That looks a lot like Vox-tech.
%3D
It’s just screens you schizo
If Vox had angels working for him, no fricking way he'd give two shits what Alastor is up to. He'd just try to send some exterminators his way, and Vox hasn't had nearly enough screen time or backstory to suddenly be revealed as anything other than a rival.
theres some real copium on this thread that adam isnt gonna die. Also the leaker said Nifty stabs t he antagonist's corpse, not that she kills him.
>Also the leaker said Nifty stabs t he antagonist's corpse, not that she kills him.
No. The antagonist dies underwhelmingly from stab wounds. Did you read the leak?
Unless Nifty was packing an angelic weapon, stabbing the antagonist wouldn't really do much long term
In the "Welcome to Heaven" song one of the things St. Peter sings about is that they've got the best and brightest in front of a poster saying "Science!".
So imagine this version of Heaven encourages scientific exploration, being done by genuinely good people while at the same time giving them infinite resources.
It's no wonder Heaven is a lot more futuristic.
Would Big E like this version of Heaven?
He would view it as pathetic and idiotic, suffused with mysticism and stagnation/stasis. No one in heaven knows how anything works or tries to figure it out and the leaders are iditos like Adam and Sera. He's so far beyond them in terms of competence that he might as well be God
It depends. Heaven is not stagnant or in stasis. It encourages science and politeness and everyone there gets to enjoy the perfect afterlife without strife.
There are however certain parts of the Divine Order they don't question out of fear that the same that happened to Lucifer happens to them.
He hates Christianity, but this version of heaven is basically his wet dream, as it combines science and christian imagery together into one neat little package. Except for the complete absence of skulls. If he rejected heaven would probably be all the missing skulls.
He'd purge the zeno scum
Slaw the heretics
And claim heaven's power in his name
doesnt he have sex with humans though. or were those implied to be angels.
Maybe both
Fallen Emily
Why is she hotter?
Hell is hot. That's never been disputed by anybody.
What would an ascended Charlie look like?
There's plenty of different interpretations of that going around
You don't get new fricking forms. c**ts, please.
Lucifer is still an angel.
Suffering kino
I honestly think that this would be a good situation for Lucifer. Finally someone who actually gets him and his situation. They'd either clean shit up a little to give themselves a piece of heaven or languish happily in hell together. Charlie is similar to Emily but she just doesn't 'get' it. Happy Day in Hell and her demon form more or less prove that she very much is a hellborn despite the Disney princess attitude. This is all normal and good to her. Redeemable. Having Em there who 'gets' the contrast between acceptable and unacceptable behaviour would be balm for Luci's sanity.
Lucifer has Adam for this, friendship wise. It’s heavily implied in episode 1.
Fujo-bait wins in Vivziepop’s dumb universe.
Good point about Charlie not really getting it cuz she grew up with it and is used to it.
It would be super interesting if Emily parallels Charlie's shelteredness and instead goes the opposite direction where once she actually sees Hell she is absolutely horrified by all the cruelty and sin and deems it unredeemable because she's never been exposed to it before.
Charlie would be heartbroken that she lost someone likeminded.
But I don't have such faith in Viv's writing skills
>she fell because she assumed everyone in hell was like charlie
>actually meets people from there
>punished emily
I don't think Em would be anti-redepmption but she certainly could not and would not cherish sinners. Protect them? Sure. Abide them? No.
She is willing to believe they can be worthy of heaven. Charlie just genuinely loves them warts and all, and that's just not normal. If she was not trying to convert them in the hotel, going by Happy Day In Hell, she'd be fine with the status quo.
Neither Emily or Lucifer will ever be comfortable in that environment.
I don't think Emily knows what Hell is really like, it would be a shock to her system to get exposed to it. I don't think she'd ever become hateful, but she'd be crushed and lose hope quickly upon seeing the real depravity Hell and its sinners sink to over and over. So far she only knows what Charlie presents. Not to toot my own horn but I think that would be very interesting, getting an outside perspective from someone that was on Charlie's side initially/willing to give sinners a chance and isn't openly stuck to the rules like Sera, Adam, and Lute, but then having her decide to go back to seeing the status quo and her guardian(Sera) as right on her own volition, as sad as she may be about the state of things. Won't happen though, Viv isn't capable of nuance.
>I don't think Emily knows what Hell is really like, it would be a shock to her system to get exposed to it. I don't think she'd ever become hateful, but she'd be crushed and lose hope quickly upon seeing the real depravity Hell and its sinners sink to over and over. So far she only knows what Charlie presents.
She was in the room when they were showing hell on TV. Drugs, sex, swearing, violence, prostitution.
Additional thoughts came after I posted this.
Having her be fully aware of hell and it's sinners actually has her come out on top because it means she knows they're wretched and still believes they don't deserve to be massacred in hell and deserve the chance to redeem themselves.
That puts her above Sera, and really basically everyone else in heaven, in terms of moral compass.
The club wasn't that bad in comparison to what goes on in Hell's streets. I don't remember any actual violence or killing happening in the club, they were just following Angel.
It's also different to view something on a screen vs. actually get thrown into the thick of it and experience it yourself. Emily would hate hell.
they did ravish sir penteous.
our boy is now a man
Probably not. He left the room one minute after being pulled him and was still fully clothed. And then one of the Demons that pulled him was seen going into the Sex Room with Cherri Bomb.
The Sex Club is called Consent after all.
Also to add on I think it would make sense for Charlie beginning to have doubts after having someone on her side, Emily, telling her all that. I know optimism is Charlie's thing, but as the main character she should get beaten down and go through arcs of doubting herself/whether her idea is even possible. Maybe Emily even tries to slowly pull her into becoming an angel because now she sees the difference between Charlie and the other demons/sinners, perhaps even a "you'll have more success trying to change the system from the inside" which would be the opposite of what her father stands for.
And it's all charlie's fault. Also love this idea but sadly we know they'll either not do it or have her love it like the meme art. But you are right someone unlike Charlie who's a demon/evil would hate hell. The place is a shithole and even with a hopeful soul seeing the worst of humanity from a glass tower just like lucifer was her dreams would be dashed. Really I'm more surprised how disgusting hell is but is portrayed as redeemable to charlie. Like really I feel like in hazbin world anyone that isn't a full on monster goes to heaven. Like come one every one we see in hell are scumbags, we have rapist, cannibals, murder just for fun. Maybe anyone too normal just gets insta killed or something.
The threshold to going to hell seems to be low since illegal downloads count as a reason for some to end up in hell.
It's also likely that even low evil Sinners get taken by the culture of Hell, which encourages the worst out of everyone:
> Might makes Right are supreme and one's capability to use violence, intimidation and deals allows one to rise to the top.
> Sinners don't suffer permanent consequences, as they can't die (unless through angelic weapons) or OD on drugs and alcohol. So they overindulge and fear violence less.
> Social consequences are based on not pissing anybody more powerful than you.
> All that combined with the fact that there's no way to escape it causes most Sinners that go to hell to indulge in sin.
After all, they've been already been sent to Hell. It's not like they can suffer worse than living in Hell, and Exterminations are effectively random.
Did they really say that? also maybe you are right but damn it's just so over the top. Like I feel even if I went to hell I wouldn't just become some fricking schizo fiend, Taking dick and all drugs.
I suppose, but yeah that'd probably still destroy Emily's view on humanity and hell. It's easy to get a few snapshots of hell compared to living in the shit whole seeing it all.
True, but the exterminations are timed so you know when it is but your fricked if you don't have a good place to stay.
Thinking about it, the exterminations are planned by Adam so sinners who aren’t trapped in their deprivations would survive.
Well I assume it must not be that simple, because if that was the case everyone would just stay in a house. But they probably break into weak none anti angel buildings. Also man imagine being a sinner that wakes up during the extermination.
It's a combination of factors, that amplifies everything bad about a person. Probably the biggest factor is the "no permanent consequences" on your "body" until extermination.
As Velvette said when Valentino tore apart one of her top stars, the show can't wait for her to pull herself back together, as we see her workers carry her fleshy bits out of the set. Sinners might suffer physical pain, psychological trauma, get lethal doses of drugs or alcohol in their bodies but in the end, they will just pull back themselves together good as new.
Additionally, Exterminations puts a timelimit on their existence and probably drives many Sinners to just go YOLO.
> Like I feel even if I went to hell I wouldn't just become some fricking schizo fiend, Taking dick and all drugs.
Possibly, but you would likely shank someone to stop others Sinners from raping your family. Now that you have accepted that violence is necessary and less consequential than in real life you will be more eagerly to use it. And the best way to stop people from raping your family is to intimidate everyone by shanking their family in revenge.
Or maybe you don't and you drown yourself in alcohol and drugs to dull your sense of empathy at the pain you caused. Since there is no upper limit you just keep taking as much as you can afford to so you sell your sell you soul to a powerful demon to keep the flow of drugs and alcohol coming.
Or maybe you always had a curiosity for sucking dicks, someone is offering and you know that every year there is a 10% chance you will be executed. What's the worst that can realistically happen for sucking all those dicks? Go to hell?
NTA but this is actually a very good analysis and I'm ngl this is more thought than Vivzie actually put in and we all know it
But it's true
I love autistically analyzing the world of this series for better or worse and thinking about the implications
I don't know if she put this much thought into it, but so far it makes sense.
I also love this kind of indepth analysis of settings. It's pretty fun.
True really anon put more thought into this one post more than Viv put into the whole show lol. Also yeah in the end of the day just like the swearing being meaningless and everywhere it shows viv never grew up past her edgy chunni teen phase. Like charlie swearing the least but often, the show can't handle subtlety and timing. I was telling my friend as we watched ep 1 how adam said you can call me "dickmaster" the line would have been funnier if he said "daddy" that's a actual thing controlling perv guys want to be called and he's the og father so it's a double joke dickmaster just feels like other things where viv can't control herself or feels ha swearing or sex/genital jokes are good.
Same with the hell I feel all we see is just murder and sexo even in hazbin. When other series that portray demons and hell are able to make it work in more subtle and unique ways. I really do wonder how Viv functions in real life I know it was a meme, but the whole "insert x show made by ViV" just swears kek is so true. It's like she can't help herself, her go too are sex,gay,drugs,murder,cursing.
I feel like Daddy would be a lot more sexual and implies a relationship. Dickmaster is deliberately sexual, but doesn't imply a relationship. Besides Charlie is technically one of the few people in the show that are completely unrelated to Adam so Daddy would not fit in that particular scenario.
And is there any reason why Hell has to be subtle? Being blatant and in your face feels more accurate, especially when ViV is not making Christian accurate Hell.
Mind you i'm not really defending her. I just like to overanalize settings and i'm slightly bit contrarian.
If emily falls vaggie will be fricked, she knows she's cucked for sure.
I saw clips of this and it was worse than Helluva Boss. How the frick is it getting traction?
It debuted Lucifer and Heaven and now it's got a lot of Christgays discussing Bible and Paradise Lost lore. Including me.
>t. Helluvagay
Never got into Helluva Boss, the furry style always turned me off
what makes it better?
Is it gaining traction? Amazon seems to be embarrassed by it - I just went through a list of Prime Originals and Exclusives on my friends tv and there was no mention of the show.
it's the 1# most watched of the animated amazon shows isn't it?
They were advertising it on the top of my fire stick menu like a week ago.
maybe right at this moment, but definitely not of all time
invincible was a way bigger cultural phenomenon than this
Nope.
Check out Amazon Primes YouTube Channel. Hazbin Hotel is their banner, featured video and first Playlist
I NEED HIM
It’s cute how he knows about Angel Dust while Sena and the rest of heaven don’t even know who he is. That shows he cares more for the sinners than Sena and Emily does.
Her name is Sera
Or maybe he's a coomer who secretly watches porn from hell
No! my boy Adam would not degrade himself watching that!
It's why I love Adam. There's so much more to him that meets the eye compared to the other angels.
He is so precious
How long until people realize they should be treating the religious imagery like evas; it's just there because it looks cool to the creator and the story told is not actually heavily rooted in it
maybe next season, when they don't introduce any bible characters and the only angels are the homosexual "Angels of Color"
Or what if...
Can you stop repeatedly posting these please? Thanks
>>Wait. None of you know what gets someone into heaven?
Can't they just ask about 100-1000 people in heaven and look for overlapping character traits?
Just a reminder we have marketing algorithms so sophisticated they can predict a lot of shit about people based off facebook posts and internet searches, I'm fairly certain if you got super in depth with a discussion with heaven's denizens you'd find more out than a goddamn scraper can by noticing you liked a post with taylor swift in the background. The only way you wouldn't know what gets someone into heaven is "Didn't ask don't care", and that's easily rectified without the panic.
The implication with none of them knowing why Angel Dust isn't in heaven is that you don't need to be a good person to be in heaven, but it's going to be some random thing.
Sera seems to know but doesn't others want to know
>The implication with none of them knowing why Angel Dust isn't in heaven is that you don't need to be a good person to be in heaven, but it's going to be some random thing.
Right but that doesn't actually make sense because they can very quickly and very easily find out what it is he's missing by literally just asking about 100 people and making an excel spreadsheet.
Get like 10 angels on it and it's done in an afternoon, the only reason everyone would freak out is if none of them actually did any work about it because they didn't care. And if they care now, it's super easy to fix. As a plot it's goddamn nonsensical and easily rectified, the cell phone is working in the horror movie damn it call the police.
Why would anybody ever have done this? For everyone the world seemed to be in order. Good people go to heaven, bad people go to hell. Angel Dust is the first person whose existence questions that order
>Why would anybody ever have done this?
Because they want more people to get into heaven?
But, assuming for a second that literally nobody ever questioned this ever in history, not a single demon or Angel who had some sort of family member or something who didn't make it to heaven or something, as pointed out it's a super fricking easy fix. The easiest fix. There's millions upon millions of people in heaven just ask like a couple grand and this whole dilemma is solved.
>Angel Dust is the first person whose existence questions that order
Weird that it took this long but okay, not a hard thing to figure out and the angels would know this. I mean it would take, what, a day? Two? He could sit in the lobby and they'd have a couple traits highlighted why he doesn't make the cut within the hour.
This plotpoint is so stupid and the solution so easy it's mind boggling.
>not a single demon or Angel who had some sort of family member or something who didn't make it to heaven or something
anon we literally see Angel's sister in a group shot of the 'Welcome to Heaven' song. they are probably going to cover that.
my half-hearted belief is that when ever someone dies, God tells them that they didn't make the cut and are doomed to hell, but that they were close enough that he'll offer them something he's never done before: he'll let them into heaven if they suck his dick and make a deal to never tell anyone.
Everyone in heaven thinks they're the only person who sucked God's dick to get in, but really that's the only criteria. This is also why sinners are only in the Pride ring of hell. Only Pride would keep them from getting on their knees for the Lord.
>but it's going to be some random thing.
Its all about following the rules. If you followed the rules, you get in. If you didn't, you don't. Its a commentary on the hypocrisy of Christianity where absolute shitheads are assured they're going to heaven because they're following "the rules", while genuinely good people end up in hell because they decided the rules are fricking stupid.
but one of adam's guidelines was 'stick it to the man'
>what gets you into heaven
It seems simple enough though, just don’t be an evil person in life.
Literally every sinner in the show was extreme in sin while they lived and doubled down in Hell.
I'm sure it goes beyond being a sinner in life the teacher who did murder suicide held onto her grudge even after death and hired IMP to murder the woman who she wasn't able to kill.
>It seems simple enough though, just don’t be an evil person in life.
Right but lets say you want a 100 percent quantifiable "I know for sure this trait is regarded as Not-Evil for Heavens consideration", its not hard to figure out. Go ask them. They can't lie in Heaven and if they could then apparently that's not a dealbreaker. Just go do a quick survey and then send the demon a spreadsheet with the shit he fricked up trying to get there.
It's simple. Everyone's straight in heaven, everyone's gay in hell. The rule is "don't be gay"
but everyone is hot
Sexuality is completely irrelevant in this setting
Lute literally calls Charlie's and Vaggie's love blasphemous. It's gonna be about gayness. It's Vivz commentary that you can be as good as you want, if you're gay you're not going to get into heaven according to christians
angel and demon fricking is pretty blasphemous anon. if there's anything in there about homos, it is subtextual.
Vaggie was an Angel and she is a lesbian, Lute's comment was clearly only about the fact that Vaggie is with a demon
The Drowned Counsellor Sinner in the weird crossdressing episode apparently went to hell because he downloaded music on his ipod.
An arguable violation of the "Don't steal" condition, but hardly an extreme in sin.
Why are angels so mich hotter than demons?
>Why are the prettier people hotter than the uglier people.
because they're winners and only hot people get into heaven. :^D
less vulgarity and scumbags
more adam and lute
Because they're a gift from The Lord.
>What is she hiding?
Evil wasn't created as a result of the whole apple thing. Evil existed before, and Heaven and Hell have been locked in a struggle for dominance. The creation of Earth was a way to create angels to fight the war for them, which Lucifer fricked up when he took pity on Lillith and humanity in general, seeing as they were created to basically be a slave race.
I imagine Lucifer thought humanity would be more meaningful if they actively chose to do good and be something better, but only managed to start feeding souls to Hell because so, so many people choose to be shitheads. Hence his resentment that he gave them free will and they all choose to act like violent psychos.
Even then, I still think he wants to save those people, but they don't WANT to be saved. No one in hell seems to mind being there except Lucifer himself.
> No one in hell seems to mind being there except Lucifer himself.
And Adam.
I also suspect the whole Apple story have gone differently, but not exactly like you described
>Evil wasn't created as a result of the whole apple thing.
Yeah? Everyone knows this. Well, it's not an apple, but it's the Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Eating it gave them knowledge and understanding of the concepts that must have existed before they ate it, otherwise the fruit would've kept them exactly the same and the concept of shame wouldn't have formulated. The upside to the apple was it also gave them the ability to grow beyond their creation and as God spoke of after Adam and Eve departed, made them aware and granted potential "Like us".
Fruit had some nasty side effects but there was a reason why it existed besides a potential trap.
There is no way in hell Viv is smart enough to know this, she's genuinely moronic and doesn't understand basic concepts. Just assume she thinks it's a literal apple that made evil appear in the world because assuming she's smarter than that is just going to leave you disappointed.
We already know there is a humanoid demon and angel as the concepts for the root of all evil and the mother of all creation and life
Sadly that ship wouldn't work now, Niffty likes bad boys ONLY
Sorry to hijack this thread but am I the only person who's questioned the logistics of this whole show?
For the sake of the argument let's assume people can be rehabilitated. Heaven slaughters at a minimum 1 million people a year (pretty sure it's much more than that). Assuming the hotel runs the entire year, they would have to rehabilitate at ~2739 people a day. Splitting it up further that would be 115 people an hour, or ~2 people a minute.
The show has lasted for weeks (in the timeline) at this point and they haven't even managed to successfully rehabilitate one person. Judging by the quality of people in Hell it doesn't seem like that would get any easier.
Sure you could open up more than one branch of the Hazbin Hotel but you would still need to satisfy the incredible rate of 2 people per minute (and this is just for the bare minimum!)
Furthermore, Heaven slaughters sinners because it's a safety problem for them caused by overpopulation. Even if you could rehabilitate a generous few hundred thousand every year it wouldn't be enough judging the rate of sinners coming to hell.
Wouldn't the easier solution to the extermination be stop the demons from uprising, surely the king/princess of hell could easily do that if they wanted.
if even one person sets an example by successfully ascending to heaven, then everyone except the overlords and shiteheads like the cannibals are going to stop sinning immediately. hell might actually become semi-decent
Why do you think that? Habits aren't easy to break and don't forget these people were deemed sinners in the first place. For them to rehabilitated they would have to go above and beyond the basic criteria of getting into heaven. Assuming they could it would certainly take them much longer than the specified timeline I gave.
Considering how much Lucifer loves his daughter it wouldn't be a stretch that Charlie could convince him otherwise. I specifically mentioned them as well, not the overlords.
He's defeatist when it comes to heaven, that's why he refused to help her go to heaven until she spent all that time insisting. And even then said he's worried for her since he can't help her once he's in heaven.
He can't interfere with the process without starting a biblical war, noone's gonna go that far for a crummy idea like the hotel
You don’t think war will eventually happen if the show keeps going on?
The stage is already set for a war the next extermination. It's literally in the trailer's song.
Outside of that, hell has no reason to invade heaven, it's just a defensive war to stop Adam being an ass.
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>refused...until she spent all that time insisting
That's the point, she could convince him to forcefully stop hell from uprising. The main point of the purges is safety, if heaven's safety was ensured it would be a much more convincing argument to stop the purge.
>That's the point, she could convince him to forcefully stop hell from uprising.
I think she is more likely to lead the uprising herself and try to bring the system as a whole down
would be add a layer of irony, as the thing that heaven did to avoid a possible uprising that would be able to invade heaven, or at least cut hell off from heavens rule, is the exact thing that incited such uprising to begin with
and maybe that was the true plan all along
remember, a lot of people in hell will have relatives in heaven they want to be reunited with. if even half of the population of hell make a vague attempt at being a better person, that still meets quota. also something to actually hope for will force lucifer to get off his lazy ass and do some actual enforcing for once.
If even a vague attempt was enough, lucifer attempts would've succeeded or there would've at least been on example of someone ascending to heaven.
they aren't trying, though. in the pilot, everyone laughs at charlie when she suggests the hotel, because attempting to be a good person when you're already in hell is a ridiculous idea.
>Wouldn't the easier solution to the extermination be stop the demons from uprising, surely the king/princess of hell could easily do that if they wanted.
None of the other demonic powers care because its not their ass on the line. No one's coming down to Greed or Lust to frick up the hellborn, and Lucifer gave the whole extermination thing a pass because the sinners are all shitty neighbors who frick everything up anyway. Oblivion is probably better for anyone strong enough to hurt others and those weak enough that hell is just being raped in an alley 24/7 probably welcome the release from the torture.
is that supposed to be Alastor?
Its the eldritch dude
Frederick von Eldritch (the father of Charlie's ex)
Ha ha ha Lucifer cuck
>CHADku
Our hero is here
Reminder Peridot is the character responsible SU went to shit, his poster leechs off others threads (trash included) as life support and is the janny's favorite punching bag
>What are we even talkin' about?
Some crack-prostitute who fricked up already?
He blew his shot, like the wieners in his mouth
This discussion is senseless and petty
Lute has that spicy grandma energy.
THERE'S NO QUESTION TO BE POSED
HE'S UNHOLY, CASE CLOSED
DID YOU FORGET THAT HELL IS FOREVER?
Smug Lute best Lute
>A MAN ONLY LIVES ONCE
>WE'LL SEE YOU IN ONE MONTH
>Gotta say I can't wait to...
>Go down and exterminate you!
Repeatedly listening to the song from this point
She's hiding her plan to keep that dirty evil b***h Root of all evil Roo out of heaven so she doesn't frick everything up
Hell getting too powerful probably makes Root more powerful or something, so they gotta cull hell to keep it in check
Her and Alastor have so many design similarities, I'm half-convinced at this point that she's the one controlling him.
Maybe Al summoned her when he was alive still, and they entered into some sort of contract.
>that homosexual demonic incursion is not to be toleratd
>adam, lute, cut off his balls
Perigay is still seething because Tyr'ahnee disposed of Peridot in ms. Cinemaphile like the SU /trash/ she is. My, it was so satisfying
Which is the most likely.
pic related
Huske and Niffty start dating
Adam molested Emily
Both wives of Adam are the true villains
God doesn't exist
Emily goes to Hell and while exploring the rings she constantly taken advantage of
Vaggie dies resulting Charlie dating Allister
Angle Dust meets her sister
Lucifer gets a new wife
probably angel meeting his sister
alastor wouldnt date charlie. his only physical pleasures are cannibalism based
>Both wives of Adam are the true villains
This one probably. I saw some theory floating around that Root of All Evil could be Eve
I want Nifty to get laid for once
>pic related
Definitely gonna happen, although it's probably going to be Cherri kissing a mortally wounded Pentious, so he's not going to clap Aussie cheeks.
>God doesn't exist
Viv already said she doesn't want to portray God, so this is definitely the case.
>Angle Dust meets her sister
Certain of this happening as well.
>so he's not going to clap Aussie cheeks.
Not with that attitude.
>so he's not going to clap Aussie cheeks.
>t.has not seen Primal
>Definitely gonna happen, although it's probably going to be Cherri kissing a mortally wounded Pentious, so he's not going to clap Aussie cheeks.
I think this is going to be Sir Pentious finale, he sacrifice in the season finale, everyone cry and cherri gives him a kiss as reward.
>Both wives of Adam are the true villains
Lilith is clearly being set up as some kind of antagonist but I’m not sure about Eve (unless Vizie has dropped lore about her at any point) since she hasn’t shown up yet
Eve is disguised as Lilith and Lilith is disguised as Rosie.
Prove it.
It’s another big leak and done by that HB guy who leaked S1 E8 with the furry dogs.
If you say so s3tok41b4
Is Eve disguised as Lilith disguised as Rosie?
No.
>Everyone hated him from the audition sheets
>Now a ton of people's favorite character
Apologize and kneel.
If Adam fought Alastor, would he lose?
Nah
He'd win
Throughout Heaven and Earth, he alone is the honored one
Gojo would probably go to hell. What sort of furry would he be? Some kind of bird I think, a bit like the Ars Goetia
>the literal embodiment of heaven and number 1 demon exterminator
>hell
nah
he'd go to heaven
Heaven is bullshit in this universe remember? He's an arrogant butthole who has killed a *lot* of people. I agree that he's good by my standards but I doubt they would let him into Hazbin heaven.
>He's an arrogant butthole who has killed a *lot* of people. I agree that he's good by my standards but I doubt they would let him into Hazbin heaven.
?
He just needs a bullshit anime phrase
Solemnly: "So as I pray.... 'Dick master supreme b***h!"
He probably did over 6000 exterminations, wouldn't have an overlord tried to jump him in particular
Alastor has only been dead for roughly a century. He spent the last seven years keeping low too.
chAdam KEKs alastor any day. Alastor can only trap souls in perpetual torment, but Adam is capable of permanently erasing souls
Niffty kills him and Alastor is a Mary Sue so yeah, he'd lose.
Alastor has no motivation to use Niffty on Adam. He has motivation to use Niffty on Vox.
i'd say adam is stronger but alastor is smarter, so maybe if alastor had more prep time.
Alastor gets BTFO by any high ranking angel, Lucifer, and maybe Zestial
prove it, he already punked Lucifer with zero consequences. Noone has humbled him even slightly.
Lucifer didn't seem to be concerned a little bit about Alastors powers and also he's on the leash of a more powerful being
Bet you a dollar it's Lilith who sent him to protect Charlie.
Adam SHOULD be able to absolutely destroy him, but since Alastor is Viv's untochable tumblr oc golden boy well...
I want Adam to destroy my sinful ass
Anon...
I need my face on that belly
I need him to RAIL me...
a good voice actor can really fix any design, huh
CHONKY ADAM IS BEST ADAM!
Imagine his dark chonky grey butt.
is her VA the worst in the show?
talk about diversity hire
Sera, Velvet and the other white chick's voices were so gratings 2 my ears
So she is 100% going to fall for being behind the exterminations right. Can't imagine she will be super popular in hell. It would be like a cop being sent to prison times a million
Then again she would probably still have too much power for random demons to frick with her
Lucifer is fallen and appears to retain full angelic power. His main thing seems to be depression that all the sinners are fricking moronic.
But then again she would be hated by virtually everyone. No one in hell would associate with her and heaven would write her off as deserving her fate for covering up genocides. So she would go from being able to watch over people and guide them to being truly alone. She would be in a hell of her own making, like Lucifer
>666
Would the demons revenge gangrape Sera?
YES
If Adam realizes that the Genocides were completely pointless, he would lose his mind and resign into Heaven’s wilderness. This was his face when it comes to hell because he (like Lucifer) believed for a very very very long time, everyone there was irredeemable, not one single soul there could reach to heaven, and they would invade heaven.
This guy would go from her most loyal servant to her worst nightmare.
this is basically javert's arc from les miserables. he believes every person who's a criminal deserves to suffer. then a criminal spares him disproving his whole worldview, so he loses his fricking mind and jumps off a bridge.
No, it's lazier than that. He's just doing it to get revenge on his ex.
No. Almost all of the children there belong to Adam and Eve. And they are the only reminders of Eve left. Lucifer and Lilith are more like the over glorified babysitters that take care of his worst runts.
Wait is that where we're at? According to folklore all demons are the sons and daughters of Lilith and Lucifer, but I haven't followed Viv's lore on X because I'm banned.
Charlie is their only child.
Ok so her connection between Lucifer and Adam is more important then. Lilith's definitely going to end if not the season the series by interacting with both of them.
> "followed Viv's lore on X..."
You do know there's a wiki...right?...you're not like, moronic or something
Yeah I just don't really want to go through all that. I mean when the entertainment becomes homework is it worth it?
Also if you're drunk your IQ is lower so technically you can be moronic while drunk can't you?
Charlie is their only known child. We still don't know where Heavenborn and Hellborn originate from.
The Goetias are likely descended from Fallen Angels.
Adam did state he made Vaggie, so the Goetias or Sins just might've made each Hellborns species.
>Adam did state he made Vaggie
When did Adam say that?
I dont remember that either
Only that he named her
He said "I made you and named you after the best thing"
He names her after vegana
He only says he named her. We don't know yet how Vaggie or the other exorcists were made. A lot of people concluded that since he named her, he must have also created her.
he's probably not their actual creator if he's fine sexualising them
> A lot of people concluded that since he named her, he must have also created her.
They literally didn’t read Genesis 2 and 3?
It’s literally
>God: *creates hot babes for Adam to chose and name*
>Adam: *Names them but rejects them*
>God: *creates a woman*
>Adam: *Names her*
It's a cool idea if Adam did create VeggieTales, but I agree that is the case not the case either. Why would she speak Spanish if she wasn't human at some point?
wasn't she originally a mexican prostitute or something
She used to be, but the theory of her being a fallen angel was sooo popular that Viv ended up going for that one instead
That might've been Viv being deceitful as keeping Vaggie's backstory as a "Sinner" while revealing everyone's else would be too suspicious.
She could be from a part of Heaven were there are more spanish speakers than english.
Let me guess, the “Niffty stabs the antagonist to death” leak was done by the staff to troll us with true information and fake information.
She also might be hinting at something more devious - maybe there's no Purgatory because your Purgatory is being an exorcist of hell and until you kill so many demons you don't get into heaven.
would be kino, but not sure it fits with them all being females with the same body type
Who picks the exterminators? Adam
oh good point.
Could be both depending on how rules work in this setting.
Lilith is still his ex and the Queen of Hell. Also apparently Lilith grows stronger the more Sinners are in the afterlife.
Or rather Lucifer the guy that corrupted two of his wives
>Adam quits after having his worldview shattered
>Heaven brings Michael out of retirement
>Michael is a militant war general that pushes things way further than Adam ever would have
Could be kino
>This is how Michael ends up looking:
You realize Adam wasn't really in hell there?
Yes. And it still made him depressed.
>If Adam realizes that the Genocides were completely pointless, he would lose his mind and resign into Heaven’s wilderness. This was his face when it comes to hell because he (like Lucifer) believed for a very very very long time, everyone there was irredeemable, not one single soul there could reach to heaven, and they would invade heaven.
unless something happens to him or someone close to him to swear revenge against hell
>vox tries to hack into heaven's systems
their IT guys send malware to his brain forcing him to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpO2zd9zbng during the whole invasion
>Heaven brings Michael out of retirement
michael would completely disregard her orders and go after the hellborn and ars goetia, with maybe going after an overlord or 2 if need be, breaking the bilateral deal
Why are angels just pallette swapped demons?
because demons are palette swapped angels
Wait, so are human souls demons or not?
in the Vivienne Medrano's universe lore, yes, humans who become sinners are called demons, and Imps, Hellhounds, Succubae, Incubi, etc. are referred to as hellborn, and demons as well. As for humans who ascend to heaven they're referred to as "Winners" and Angels. Hell and Heaven are mirrors to each other in the Helluva / Hazbin universe.
vivzie likes drawing horns
I have two possible answers for that,
Political commentary on how we're all the same
Or
The creator is a furry.
>why are fallen angels look like angels
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Lucifer would body Adam without trying. The kino fight here would be Alastor vs Adam. I would like for Adam to be more powerful but not to the extent that Alastor can't win. That way when Alastor kills him with the help of the other demons at the hotel is a meaningful victory
i imagined what fuelled alastor's rivalry with lucifer was partially resentment that lucy is more powerful than him but does literally nothing with it.
>The kino fight here would be Alastor vs Adam.
But Adam and Lucifer have an actual rivalry because Lucifer cucked Adam
Like, are human souls eventually turned into demons in hell? Do humans that go to heaven turn into angels? Why do living humans not have horns and sharp teeth? Their world-building seems kinda shoddy.
If you are sent to hell you become a demon. If you are sent to heaven you become an angel. The nature of your soul determines how it manifests in those realms. Alastor was a serial killer who hung out in the woods and got shot by a hunter, so he came back as a deer demon with an X on his head an ironic joke. The more humanoid demons and angels are almost all hell or heaven born and were never human
Humans that die and go to Hell become a type of Demon called Sinners. Since they still have their souls their demonic form becomes a combination thematic reflections of various attributes of their life and death.
Some of the known attributes are "their crimes in life" (Angel's family are spider because they where mafia and responsible for a web of crime), how they died(lyle lipton was smashed by a piano so he gets piano keys for teeth) and possibly their personality.
It's why it makes sense that so many Sinners are furries/themed after animals. Animals just have a more thematic breadth than other concents.
Human that die and go to Heaven become a type of Angel called Winners. We don't know if the same thematic reflection applies for them, but Angel's Dust twin sister is a Spider Angel.
Oh.
I didn't realize that Winners is their actual name. I thought they just wanted to rhyme with Sinners in songs
Demons can breed and make babies apparently, but also human souls coming in to hell turn into demons. That's a double population problem. I can see why they would institute purges. You'd think heaven would go all in behind any effort to stop the cycle and find a more permanent solution that doesn't destroy souls? A lot of the reasoning behind deific or celestial/infernal beings in this series seem juvenile at best and serves solely as a reflection of the writers' own foibles if anything. All I'm saying is the writing could be far better beyond snappy dialogue.
Only hellborn demons can have children. Sinners can't.
Everyone in hell is a demon but there are different categories of them. Hellborn can have kids but sinners can't.
I'm really hoping that Michael ends up being a supportive uncle to Charlie if he ever shows up.
Maybe Vivzie will go the opposite direction of the Sins with the seven Archangels and base them off of the seven virtues, with Michael being Humility or something.
I just want to see the painting of Michael casting Lucifer out but in the Hazbin art style if/when he shows up
I wonder how it would happen in the Hazbin verse
Personally I'd like to see Lucifer being a drama king and slamming open the golden gates leading to several injuries
Just long enough for him to see he'd fricked up and then a cut to him a crater in hell
>Hazbin Lucifer being all over the top about the fall
>Michael:
Lucifer: talking about his return was about man's right to choose and all that shit.
Michael: the drama king's stunt put Phil in Traction for two years and gave Susie a limp.
>he broke his fall on several sinners and killed them
Demons
Sinner can only die from angel weaponry
>Expecting Michael to look like that
Oh anon...
Hazbin Michael strikes me like he'd be lawful serious but with a genuine desire to see Charlie succeed.
I'd argue that Michael shouldn't be the next big antagonist but should be a root cause of insecurity for Lucifer, having kicked his ass and knocked him out of Heaven almost casually.
Giving him an aggressive personality just ruins what makes him cool to begin with.
Is there any characters that you guys feel bad for?
i'm hoping lute doesn't become irrelevant after adam dies
maybe she either takes over the exorcists and goes all in on the TOTAL SINNER DEATH mentality, or she falls and becomes an overlord or some shit
Wasting Adam so heartlessly while saving literal homosexuals will automatically make this show a 0/10, regardless of what they do. A pile of huge contradictions that glorifies satanic imposters over our real father (Adam) and our real mother (Eve).
>Exterminations are cancelled
>Lute becomes commander of the Exorcists
>Goes slowly insane because filthy Sinners are let into Heaven through Charlie's hotel.
Personally I'd rather both Adam and Lute be kicked to Hell and potentially having to go to the hotel. It could make for a fun arc
Adam would be too unstable.
He would just spend his time chilling and probably being a freeloader. The worst he'll get up to is a little anti-sinner "racism". Lute however seems the type to get into actual fights.
i don't know, adam seems pretty zealous. for all his hedonism i don't think he'd like being in hell at all.
He loves killing people that can't fight back. He would learn to enjoy Hell and clearly belongs there
Anon, like Lucifer, Adam didn’t want any of them to end up in hell in the first place. They did this to themselves while potentially threatening the heaveningly who cannot defend themselves.
He wouldn't like it but without his exorcists backing him there's not much he can do except be a bit of a prick to everyone and get on voxchan to spread his bigotry.
Adam is strong without the exorcists. He can even spawn himself golden copies of them.
Jealous Lute protecting Adam from Niffty's advances when
>niffty confirmed the only straight one in the hotel
>goes for the other straight guy
>heavenly cum turns her righteous
>spreads the gospel
>ascension
Adam's "love" along with Jesus are the truth.
>Guess you could call that "fricking the evil out of someone" huh Charlie?
That's too good to actually happen. The show has to focus on fighting the Kangaroo of All Evil that has yet to be mentioned.
>biggest character with smallest character
That'd be pretty funny and also too good to actually happen.
>Rosie in kill category
have a nice day
I like Rosie but she's a cannibal anon, eating me alive will be only a matter of time.
she can eat my dick while anytime she wants
You do you
Some people are into that. Bernd-Jürgen Armando Brandes would be jumping at the chance
Rosie simp theme song: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=AIeVnN9cFmw
She fears the influence of evil via Roo. Metatron is probably telling her to trust the plan and that things will work out like the G Man upstairs says
you're too small for her
If the rumor about her being Lucifer's bodyguard is true, imagine the height difference between the two of them
That was word of god not a rumor. She's absolutely huge though. If Alastor is 7 feet and she's way bigger.
I actually had a dream where I thought one of lines was "It's not as simple as you think. To bust your nut in the kitchen sink." Like exact same voice and rhythm. Now I can't get it out of my head.
Wouldn’t Nifty know that Adam is her depressed grandpa?
She didn't realize she was in a club until it was pointed out to her.
Yeah… the idea of Nifty killing Adam is way too depressingly messed up. If Vivziepop doesn’t realize this. She’ll be insane.
What does he look like under the mask?
Bags under his eyes.
i first thought it was less a mask and more an abstraction of his face to make him a more general depiction of the human race
then i rememberd lilith gets a face so never mind
Hentai ugly bastard
Hideous, that's why everyone will prefer his masked look
Doesn't his silhouette in Charlie's loredump during the first episode looks like a chad? I'd imagine he looks like the male version of Lilith.
Either that or he fell off hard due to Lilith and Eve fricking him over
If you take off the mask, it just reveals another mask
If he takes off that mask...will he die?
It would be very sexual
Behind the mask is the most handsome face ever and every woman who sees it will want to have sex with Adam
Adam wears the mask because even he can't handle so many womans
>"You think I wear this mask for MY safety?"
>He removes it
>Vaggie instantly starts blowing him while cradling the balls as Emily aggressively tongues his butthole
>Charlie looking on in HORROR
>Then Charlie french kiss Adam
Need porn of this, but have no money or talent...
for you
>TELL ME, SERA
>WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
IF HELL IS FOREVER THEN HEAVEN MUST BE A LIE
IF ANGELS CAN DO WHATEVER AND REMAIN IN THE SKY
THE RULES ARE SHADES OF GREY WHEN YOU DONT DO AS YOU SAY
WHEN YOU MAKE THE WRETCHED SUFFER JUST TO KILL THEM AGAIN
>Vaggie gets banished for not doing her job.
Song immediately flat lines.
It sucks that the best songs in the show are always undercut by some inferior and underwhelming ending.
Like the Mimzy part in Hell's greatest dad
Or the strike mine/railroad fight with Moxxie and Millie in season 2, where the radio changes from a decent song to a generic pop song.
God it's almost like Viv is a pretty shit director lol
This has been some fricking Lin Manuel Miranda ass crap that happened since Hamilton (But honestly it was happening in Wicked first so who the frick knows who made this garbage).
Actually the more I think about it the more this might go back all the way to Andrew Lloyd Weber. Creating an immediate didactic response to a song means you either need to dismiss or revere what was just sung and you don't really get a middle option.
Yeah but unlike with Hell’s greatest dad, you can literally end the song there on a regular rewatch and the impact of the final line hits hard enough to be the end of it
DON’T YOU ACT ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY
DID YOU EVER THINK YOU’TE LITTLE GIRLFRIEND MIGHT BE A LIAR
WHAT’S THE FUSS
WHY HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU’RE AN ANGEL JUST LIKE US
iam14andthisisdeep
it's a good song and musicals are fun, get over yourself
it's a shit song and musicals are boring, I will not get over myself
You're both right. It's edgy in the tween sense and shows Vivzie is very immature, but it's also an absolute banger.
watch a different show then, instead of wasting your finite mortal hours on this one
I don’t care about the message as much as I do how much of a banger it is combined with how cathartic it feels to watch in spite of the incredibly rushed and poor build up.
people shit on vivzie for dropping the original cast down the toilet because she wanted broadway talent but i think it was the right decison
Viv destroyed
IF HOMO'S A SIN THEN HEAVEN MUST BE A LIE
>EMILY'S HEAD BELONGS BETWEEN MY THIGHS
WE'RE FEELING SUPER GAY IN A GIRL-ON-GIRLY WAY
>I'LL MAKE YOUR SISTER QUIVER JUST TO FRICK HER AGAIN
What if, and call me crazy, Cinemaphile sings?
Don't you fricking put this shit up again. Every time we do this is a goddamn shitshow. Don't you ask for this shit unless you're willing to mop.
How long til we get to the part where Adam fights Zeus
This is the only true adam to me or at least the peak
Adam’s wings are erogenous.
Niffty marries Lucifer when?
I still don't get how the hell they can do the whole heaven and hell thing without bringing up God or Jesus...
It's hard to discuss those because heaven cast out 3 cherubs for being part in the second hand deaths of others
Would you really like to see how Viv would have represent them in here?
I prefer if they do god from Devilman, just appear do something to either move the plot, punish a character or alter what's happening, let the characters and viewrs to understand the why?
god shouldn't be a sexyman
if anything viv should just lift from the divine comedy and make him some divine concept of unconditional love
maybe charlie meets him and it's like that scene from futurama where bender meets the living galaxy that's maybe god
I was thinking it may be good if God were just a bunch of eyes. Just floating eyes and just a vague, general presence. The eyes would open and close randomly, all around the scene when he is "around", making it very hard to tell if and when he's actually present, if not imply that he is omnipresent and only selectively chooses to respond or appear to others.
>god shouldn't be a sexyman
Saint Peter shouldn't have been a sexyman either, but this is Viv we are talking about so...
Saint Peter in stories bout Heaven like this have nothing to do with actual Peter the Apostle and is more just some Heaven doorman
This just make him a force of the universe, so if anything happen, they just confuse wondering what just happened or better make him a plane guy, like nobody even realize he's God, since no one has actually see him
Since Azathoth has been mentioned God is likely at least partially inspired by Azathoth.
Speaking of which considering Azathoth is pretty much God's complete opposite I have a headcanons that Roo is just another name/alias/form for Azathoth, I mean it kinda makes sense
I said partially inspired so I think god is just taking a nap to keep the dreamed universe going while choirs of angels sing him a lullaby.
Also Jesus is Nyarlathotep as God's Lucid Dreamer character.
>Nyarlatholep is actually evil opposite Jesus
Makes sense I guess
this homie looks familiar
could have sworn i attached the pic? thanks 4crap
Weird how they talk about redemption but never bring up a characters sins as a human. Like does charlie think a pedo that is being abused or raped in hell should go to heaven? Or like those murderers that brutally kill their kids? it feels it's all about the predestination and heaven le bad. Also feel them not being able to answer is such a cope. Like come on you could've just said you have a chance and no do overs, cruel but screw you brat.
Well, if you are an immortal soul I can see the case for letting people redeem themselves even for very horrible crimes. Like let's say you are a pedophile. Maybe you have to spend a ton of time in hell before your even eligible to have your case reviewed but you have eternity so you can get a 500 year sentence and then they can see if you've changed
i imagine pedos just get killed in hell, like a prison situation.
Actually this is a better idea than Charlie's, it's like prison I always preferred this idea. That hell wasn't actually forever because some people would be mostly low tier like theives. But still you do need to do your time like, charlie is redeeming any soul. But just because in a shithole you want to change to be free doesn't mean you truly deserve it. But Charlie's idea is to juvenile which is hilarious for a show that calls itself adult/mature it's less deep than some kid shows.
I mean in defense we may need more context but sounds like it was to quell Lilith's radicalization of hell and potential rebellion or actual rebellion.
they are in hell, they have already been punished. killing them afterwards just for pest control is what charlie resents.
>meet injured hobo
>immediately fall in love
What's Charlie's fricking problem?
>Charlie spends her free time fricking dirty hobos because she feels bad for them
Believable
Imagine being a filthy hell spawn and smelling an angel for the first time
Why Charlie's originally outfit better?
It should have been me, I should have been that hobo!
>go out dumpster diving and score a qt fallen angel gf
Charlie lucked out
Is Vaggie even officially fallen? I need more rules and hate the fact that they're vague is part of the plot.
I think that's actually part of the plot - is Vaggie actually fallen? They don't know because they don't know what it takes to get into heaven.
can still go back to heaven = not fallen, source: me
Probably not. After all they had no problem with her being in Heaven.
Lute cut off her wings. In most other pseudo-biblical universes, that signifies being a fallen angel, so probably? But it doesn't really fit here since Lucifer still has his wings and he's the archetypal fallen angel.
Those three cherubs from helluva boss are sort of fallen, too, but they were just left in the human world instead of banished to hell. So who knows
I think Fallen Angel just means you are not allowed into Heaven. Vaggie would more accurately described as a mutilated Angel.
>Lute confirmed for S2
Good
Lute ripped off her wings and Adam took her halo, if anything that counts Fallen it’s that.
Is there any word on Alex Brightman yet?
>>Lute confirmed for S2
Yes, gimme more Dommy Mommy monochrome goth gf
She's a closeted homosexual and she was grooming Emily. That's basically what highest ranking priests do all day. Why would she be any different?
I want to frick Adam and have his children.
Okay Lute
gentlemen, behold
my new hazbin hotel oc
hes the overlord of printed media (newspapers, books, etc) and also hes very badass and doesnt afraid of anything and alastor and vox fear him
i like him
Who would he hype up the most in the Hazbin verse?
>Alastor's return
>The Hazbin Hotel itself, thinking it will actually be big given who is involved and the events surrounding it (awfully convenient for the extermination timer to go down JUST as it opens)
Hazbin oc for ants
>Furry
>Wearing a suit
>Master criminal
Morgans is just a Hazbin character that somehow ended up in One Piece.
Why angle's blood different color?
Probably to show their status, they have gold blood that seem to turn green once their dead, i wonder if has properties, like the if the corpse the overlord has can be used for something
Why do you guys want to frick Adam so badly?
Big Chad energy
>He doesn't wanna frick big daddy Adam
Tsk
He's the perfect male specimen. I actually want to frick Lute though, the perfect female specimen.
It wouldn’t be gay since all dicks descended from him. So it’d be masturbation of the highest level.
Can someone explain the moronic Lilith-Alastor theory?
Wouldn't it make more sense if Lilith(fake) was the one pulling Alastor on a leash to make sure Charlie and Luci don't patch things up if her main motive is making Luci miserable.
Sorry, but Vivziepop is writing this story.
Then how did she end up in heaven as an angel?
Sorry sweaty that's just a red herring
Angels are created and born in heaven, Adam seems to be the only one who even remembers being human and Emily is the only one who helps new angels and who knows how few there are (since she was so happy about getting more people I can't think many).
Lilith is Eve, Eve controls Alastor.
People assume Lilith-Alastor thing because it was noted both vanished at around the same time and it'd make sense for someone on Adam/Lucifer's level to be above even Alastor's stuff and be a sensible explanation of how he got his powers.
As for the other part, assuming its accurate, its not about fricking with Lucifer. Alastor's job is to watch Charlie. Alastor is just an attention prostitute who saw an opening to take pot shots at Lucifer
People think Husk's comment about Alastor being on a leash means that somehow Alastor's soul was sold to someone and Husk knew that, despite that when that line is taken in the context of the scene it was in, Husk was clearly just saying Alastor was whipped by Mimzy.
People then assumed that if Alastor's soul is owned by someone, it must be Lilith because they've both been gone for 7 years and because Alastor antagonized Lucifer, even though there are a million other reasons why Alastor would antagonize Luci the way he did.
>Husk was clearly just saying Alastor was whipped by Mimzy.
And you don't think Alastor's reaction was a bit much for just that? You sure, anon?
Not at all, at least for Alastor. His whole thing is that disrespecting him results in psychopathic violence. Most of Hell's denizens are too scared to even be around him.
Vox said far worse about him and only got made fun of on his radio show.
Interbreasting fact: Charlie's father's friend's son's sister can be seen in the pilot. Charlie slyly calls her a loser during "Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow".
Not just made fun of. Alastor threatened to ruin his life and promised that he'd make Vox wish he'd stayed gone. Also, we know from Valentino's comment that Alastor and Vox fought before and that "Alastor almost beat" him, implying that either Vox won or they tied (or that possi ly Valentino only said that to appeal to Vox's ego despite actually losing the fight).
Given Vox's implied power, it makes sense that Alastor can't just snap and kill him immediately. But clearly it's on Alastor's todo list.
alastor does look pointedly at the painting of charlie with her parents in the pilot.
Fixed now
The lucifer and alastor song was my favorite and then mimsy ruined it.
Why do Angels and Demons look almost the same? Even wingless and no halo Vaggie instantly pass as a demon in universe
I assume the higher Seraps have more BE NOT AFRAID fricked up forms
why she look like a bird here
Be no afraid
BE NOT AFRAID
Did you guys like those two and if so why?
Are they two of the six that casted Lucifer down?
So just like in Bible
Adam deserves to be with me. Not lute
Get in line!
>you let one kid demon go?
>gonna stab you in the eye and rip off your wings, no explanation needed
Hmmm based or cringe?
Shouldn’t have spared the demon kid then, like thinking about it a child who ended up in hell deserves less sympathy, that kid was clearly so vile and evil in life they got sent immediately to hell despite being a child.
Big Belly=Big Ass
Anyone know who this guy was in the picture with Lucifer? Is that Adam without his helmet?
Nah. He's from one of Hell's oldest families, the Von Eldritch family. His name is Seviathan, most likely.
I remember that the Von Eldritch's are "new money" compared to Lucifer's being "old money".
Ah. That would make sense. Appreciate all the answers.
it's charlie's ex (green alastor)'s dad
he's supposed to be one of the top dog overlords
They're not overlords tho, they are hellborn royalities like the Ars Goetia
Fredrick von Eldritch, his family was close to the royal family that Charlie and his son Seviathan used to date.
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Honestly at this point I'm beginning to worry the dead angel is just a dropped plot point. It feels it's only there to show that Angels can be killed, so the big fight doesn't feel totally pointless. And if that's the case, it means nobody ever tried to kill an Angel before now, which would be hilariously moronic.
I'm about 50/50 on Emily coming down with the purge and accidentally getting killed, and Lute getting killed defending Adam from some emotional damage bullshit of either finding out Charlie is actually his daughter or meeting Lilith herself for half a second and dying to Vaggie's spear. We'll see how it turns out in like what three weeks?
I’m think Lucifer messes with Adam and gets him to fight one-on-one with him by snatching Lute.
Literally Thursday, anon. The next two episodes are the finale
If the Vox theory is true. The dead angel’s mask exposes Vox’s hand in making the exterminations far more successful and gives Sir Pentious hypnosis powers a huge amount of importance in beating Vox.
What's the vox theory?
That Vox is controlling Adam and the exorcist via the mask they wear. It makes sense since Vox is more more merciless and heartless than any resident in heaven to improve the exterminations.
Well we still have only two more episodes left...
I think one of the main reasons no one had killed an Angel til now is it normally takes their own angelic weaponry to do so, and I’m not too sure how common they are in Hell?
Like clearly some blessed weapons get through, like Striker having a knife and rope that can harm a Goetia, but I think actual angel weapons are rare.
That angel was killed by a secretive angel overlord (note her grey skin).
Carmine-crafted weapons are angelic weapons created by Carmilla Carmine one of Hell's Overlords and main Armsdealers. She likely created them from weapons Exorcists leave behind since we see her daughters collecting them after an Extermination. She is likely the only one who can do this.
I'm still wondering how death even works in hell without the angelic stuff.
Like a cannibal eats a person would the pieces of the person regenerate?
We don't know really. We've never been given an example. We just know that they reform somehow.
Why isn't killing someone who is rotting in hell considered mercy?
Ending someone's eternal existence is pretty bad, especially when you are hypocritically singing that "Hell is Forever" while at the same time singing they can't wait to end the "Forever" part.
Am I the only one disgusted with Huskerdust? Husk gave off more fatherly vibes to Angel Dust to me, so the fact their being shipping bait feels...wrong.
>Am I
Yes
That's why they work as a couple. They're friends first, lovers absolute last. I.e they don't think about sex constantly with one another.
No, we've talked about this here before, we feel the same anon. Too bad vivz is a raging fujo and she already stated they will be canon but with slow burn development (hence why I'm afraid she will repeat the same mistake like in Helluva Boss and will waste screentime on yaoi angst)
i'm pleased it may stop people shitting the tags up with alastor/angel so i'm fine with it.
So how are they going to address all the numerous conflicts that got shoved into season one in just these two episodes alone? I don’t know why they didn’t cut out the stuff that wasn’t essential to the main struggle, which I assume is getting support for the hotel, to make better use of the episodes and have the season flow better. They already had a season 2 greenlit, so I don’t understand why the choice was made to rack up the stakes so high at the get-go and have so many characters and ideas introduced without the time needed to let them sink in.
Vox dies (ending the Alastor rivalry plot-line)
Sir Pentious dies in his sacrifice to defeat Vox
Magic lesbian kiss helps with Mcgaffin thing
Adam halts the extermination himself, ending the chaos.
>Adam halts the extermination himself, ending the chaos.
God I hope Adam doesn't die. He's my favorite male character. The rest are just generic tumblr sexy men.
Plus he's the only chonky one.
Bro has got have fat dumper from all those wings.
Oh yes. He is so much but loves to be a tease about it, hiding his abundance under his robes.
I guess this this is why I like Adam and Mammon
They're built like freight trains. Lot of weight, lot of power.
Yes he is
We need more fat bastards
%3D
The show wouldn’t work if they killed him off. Just look at how sad is from thinking about the sinners in hell in his very first scene.
alternately, is it possible that expression is because he's expecting lucifer and just doesn't want to talk to the guy?
Hardly anyone sees Lucifer in Hell. But Adam will always find his sons and daughters there.
>Global warming? Nah that's earth's problem
But wouldn't that become both Heaven and Hell's problem when even MORE people die? Actually what happens when Earth is just straight up gone? I'm guessing it doesn't really affect the other two realms within this shows setting besides the influx of people?
The earth is worthless. Anon. Only the afterlife matters because it concludes your arc.
>Vox dies
No he doesn't the leaker said nothing about him dying just Sir Pentious and Adam
He did say there's a big final battle though
The leaker never said the antagonist’s name. And it’s clear that guy is planted to shill the show with how iffy his testimony is.
He keeps dragging the- “I don’t really care” excuse over the place to justify his actions and careful vague wordings.
We haven't seen Vox since the 2nd episode he isn't exactly set up as the main antagonist so much as Adam is
More Vox in season 2!
We need to see more and him being an egotistical crybaby
Adam literally only shows up for two episodes (episode 1 and 6) and Vox (who is heavily featured in episode 2 with brainwashing devices) is apparently coming in the next two episodes of HB (episode 7 and 8).
nta but Vox doesn't really tie into the main conflict of the show. sure, he has his beef with Alastor and the Vees allegedly have a plan to assault Heaven (Velvette's could've been bullshitting who knows), but to randomly throw him into the ring when there's only a month until the next extermination after eps 5 and 6 seems silly.
i feel as if they're setting the Vees up for more.
vivziepop thought she only had one season. So she’s going to rush Adam and Vox to the ground, just so she can wank Alastor and prove redemption in one self-concluding season.
Not to mention, Sir Pentious has far more personal connections to Vox and counters to Vox’s dystopian-tier technology that Alastor will 100%. struggle with.
So if they kill off Sir Pentious, the first redeemed soul, he needs a showdown with Vox.
He described what happened to Vaggie exactly.
>"she spared a child during a raid on hell, her angel friends saw and kicked her out/took her eye"
He also described Cherri fairly well.
>"I wish I had a name but it's a character who was introduced late, is an acquaintance of pornstar spider guy, and doesn't really give him the time of day(literally cucks him in one scene) until she gets turned on by his sacrifice"
This is fricking cope buddy.
but did he say Adam name? I don't want Adam to die, or Vox, I DONT WANT ANYONE TO DIE YET GOD FRICKING DAMN IT VIVZIE I HAVENT SEEN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS ENOUGH
My ultimate copium theory is that Adam will die but he will resurrect on hell for being an butthole
I have no cope if these satanic morons killed off Adam. I gain thrilling total freedom to shit on this show 24/7 with tons of Christian-based arguments to defile it completely in pure divine wrath. All interest is dead. VivziePop’s writing will gain no redeemable qualities whatsoever for literally off fricking grandpa like a sadistic b***h, while fapping the frick out of bad shit motherfrickers like Alastor, turbo giga homosexuals like Angel Dust, and corrupters like Lucifer and Lilith.
The moment you kill off humanity’s daddy, you shown yourself to be the most wicked race-traitor to ever exist.
Okay Reagan.
What the frick are you saying in human words?
Adam is God’s first beloved human son. Do you understand how serious that is.
you gotta stop talking like a fricking alien anon, no wonder you have not gf
I have no GF because they took the needles and God will grant me a wife that doesn’t trigger my first heart attack or prostitute herself over.
Were your parents related before they got married or something?
the only thing here that's not easily guessable is that pentious would get turned down by cherri
>Why hide the fact that you’re in Angel just like Husk?
How did Adam know this?
Adam explains earlier that he recognized her immediately because they had done battle together a lot before and she was one of his best soldiers. She wasn't exactly wearing a disguise.
That guy is a poo poster.
please re-read it anon
Shit, thanks. I'm a dummy
>Still compliments his daughter even after exiling her
awwww
I forgot Adam canonically has a wife
It’s over
I like Adam’s poofy robe, it reminds me of something but can’t pinpoint it, looks comfy tho.
Charlie. And Emily. Plapping their dripping wet pussies together.
emily is BALD
I wonder whats Lucifer le biblically accurate form. A duck?
Like her new girlfriend Charlie's tight, delicious pussy.
I want to touch Adam’s wings and watch his reaction
They look cool
Open those robes and show me the build!
Look at how THICC Adam is. He's a big guy.
for you.
I wanna GRAB his belly and play with it
I want him to tease me with it, flaunting his big belly in front of me.
>"You've never seen an angel with THIS body, have you?"
ok Cinemaphile if Adam dies this Friday I'm killing myself, Lute is confirmed to return so I'm not afraid for her
Anon come on
I’m sorry but Hazbin St. Peter looks so fricking ugly.
Yeah, and despite the name St Peter, he doesn't look anything like a street. Shit character design right there
Adamsisters, what’s next for our guy Adam
Knowing him? He's got a serious addiction to devil's food cake.
For his crimes of exterminations and hypocrisy he falls and ends up in Hell.
He then occasionally shows up in the following seasons, happy as shit, turns out he loves being in hell since now he can frick all the prostitutes he wants and other sins he’s been missing out on for millennia.
Adam is not going to like hell at all.
It’s a painful memory he wants to erase.
Only at first. Once he gets over himself, his sinful side takes over.
What if he wants to be with Lute again.
That is the price. His belly is full and his sex life has never been better, but his heart misses her. He's constantly bribing demons to ensure messages reach her. But the communications only remind Adam and Lute they are on opposite sides of a great barrier.
He misses Lute, something he readily admits to the 20 succubi who regularly form his steady harem.
Nice cake
God I want to embrace his THICC.
We all do...
Be neat to see him open his robe, then close it around Lute to hide their exact "fun".
Based on how wide he is, he's probably two to three times the weight of Lute.
I want him to spank me and tell me I'm naughty.
I think Adam would actually be happy there, unleashed and absolutely drowning in demon bawds. Plus he'll end up even more of a freight train in build, more akin to Mammon.
He spends most of his time in a pool, surrounded by like 20 demon succubi who feed him devil's food cake.
I think people would not be too fond of having him around and he'd be an outcast. He'd be treated like a cop who goes to prison.
Probably only Charlie would be begrudgingly nice to him.
What is the OP pic for next thread? Also new episode when?
that one cropped porn image of charlie and lucifer
This is the true kino.
>I want to f*ck my father MORE THAN ANYTHING
Well Charlie has to have forbidden urges.
INCESTgayS GET THE ROPE
this pic reminds me we get to see charlie's weapon and razzle & dazzle's monster formssoon
>INCESTgayS GET THE ROPE
I am the first anon you quoted and am not an incestgay. I'm talking about the song itself. It's sheer, undiluted high-concentration kino. Best in show, without a single shred of doubt.
does anybody knows if the leaker explicitly said that ADAM died? or if he said anything about him returning or something I can't cope with Adam dying
yeah he said adam
He'd better stay a Chad in hell.
He just says antagonist.
Vivzie hints that the masks Adam and the exorcist are wearing have something going on with them that she can’t reveal. So, thinking about the implications of Vox suddenly introducing an Angel protection program, his ability to hypnotize people to his will, and his televangelist outfit. It’s possible that he is involved with the exterminations and gains more control over them overtime under the masks.
Since Alastor has Vox in his punish list, it makes sense if Alastor’s puppet, Nifty, suddenly kills him off.
Yeah I remember the leaker saying an antagonist, not Adam specifically, and that person will die via stabbing
I honestly think people ignored Vox simply because they haven’t yet gotten another episode of him in this season.
>the Vees aren't going to be involved in this
>Lute is confirmed to make it to season 2
>Sera can't die, she knows too much
That just leaves Adam.
If Adam dies, we need to pressure the show to bring him back as a conflicted demon.
I.e he still looks largely like his old self, but his halo is red with a pentagram in it.
They're already recording season 2
If we make a big enough stink this week after the finale airs maybe we can trigger some emergency rewrites.
What if Adam makes Lute stay at the Hotel (taking her Heaven status like we see in Episode 6 from Vaggie) because like Lilith and Eve, she fallen to dark desires and he has no one but himself to blame for. So when Lute finally returns to Heaven, Eve screams a mighty seethe.
What if...
>Vivzie actually goes with the mormon take on Adam, where he is Michael
>Adam dies in the final episode, but there's a Stinger with Michael's arm bursting out of Adam
Michael be like
>"Ah... Free, at last..."
GOD FRICKING DAMN IT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Are you okay anon?
So much belly.
AWOOGA!
i forgot to reply to a post about an anon confirming the leaker said Adam was gonna die
Reveal when
season 2
Never, Lilith doesn't own anyone because she believes the sinners and demons need free will. Owning souls goes against that.
Bottom isn't Lilith. Top is Lilith. Bottom is Eve.
Why would eve be evil? Also they literally say Eve was made to obey and be submissive, but somehow she outplays lilth and wants power?
Viv screwed the pooch by not including pagan gods in hell. We could have a kino moment of Heracles's human half in hell.
I wonder, would vivzie treat all pagan gods as fallen angels that tried to copy god in their own fashion?
>ruins your episode
She was so fricking bad. I hope she tries that shit again and Al features her on his radio show.
I need an adam version of that lute copypasta
[insert image of Adam here]
i wanna frick him.
and by that i mean frick him like we're animals.
like, just full on rough, cervix breaking sex. i'm talking the most longest, sloppiest, dirtiest, animalistic sex you've ever seen. i'm speaking like, he won't even be able to walk or fly or whatever for a couple of days. i'm talking sex like Lute gonna be asking him why he can't focus on his job properly, because his mind's too busy thinking about me bouncing on his fat wiener.
i'm talking sex that we try our best to keep quiet but can't due to how much plapping and sucking's going on. i'm talking sex that's very nearly waking up the entirety of heaven. i'm talking sex that's gonna leave people popping boners and getting wet whenever they pass through me and Adam chambers. i'm talking sex that's gonna make Sera and all the other heaven homies put pillows on their ears because of how fricking loud we are.
i'm talking sex that's juggling my breasts up in the air up and down like they're simultaneously going to heaven AND hell at the same time. i'm talking sex that leaves us with 8 half human half angel kids or whatever the frick. i'm talking sex that leaves us both a drooling, heavily breathing mess.
basically, i just wanna frick Adam.
I get the feeling you want to frick Adam
Very much so.
Are there any Adam/Reader smut fics yet anon or are you starving you sound hungry
Barely. Plus I’m too autistic to write, drawing however…
I'll write a little greentext for you hopefully you see it in the other thread
Thank you, I would really appreciate that
Kek
I bet Adam has the best butt in all Heaven.
You just know that Lute is gropping and pegging his ass on a daily basis
I can just make out the outline of his sexy big butt.
Extremely likely.
Cute little Adam
>The ultimate redemption story
>Arguably the only person that would fit in Charlies Hotel.
Is Vinland Saga really that good?
It was, until its best arc ended and the second that troony on that farm appeared its quality dropped significantly
I think the Farm Arc could have been made to be a bit more fast paced. The plot was crawling at a snails pace.
Thorfinn's time at the farm was done on purpose since his whole purpose was to get revenge. After he failed, he was lost and utterly mind broken to the point where he had no clue on what to do next. All that was left for Thorfinn was to self reflect and find a new purpose.
Frick you, I liked the farm arc and it lead to kino moments like Thorfinn ending up in "Valhalla".
No, if you can watch it completely sober Netflix will actually pay you a quarter.
The first 2 arcs are amazing for completely different reasons but it kinda falls apart after that with a lot of the tension being lost. It also doesn't help that their isn't really a any antagonist.
Still definitely worth getting into because the first half is seinen at its best.
What are your predictions for songs in the last episodes?
You just know there’s gonna be a sappy Chaggie song where Charlie forgives her and they kiss.
There better be a goddamn medley of the songs so far.
His hand is BACKWARD Viv, what the FRICK?
Uhhhh, being left-handed is a sin
No, it's BACKWARD
Hold your fricking h
ANON god damn it you fricking
Hold your FRICKING hand
Up and do what he's doing
In that same pose
Your fricking hand
Your thumb
It will face the outside
His hand is FRICKing
Backward
Godfricking damn it motherfrick
Yeah no I get what you're saying, normally that would be backwards. But being left-hand is a sin, so Adam has no left hand. Therefore it is correct and not an animation error
Pent chads how are we doing
We need a new thread as this one is past the bump limit but some of these other ones are...
Oof. This is a bad fanbase to be in.
If Pent sacrifices himself to save Cherri, but he gets into Heaven thanks to the ultimate selfless act, I'll be happy.
If he's fully killed off, I'll probably won't bother with season 2.
I can't wait to see him frick Cherri absolutely senseless
She's played with bombs before but she's never had bomb dick like Pent's
And he's going to make her explode harder than she ever thought possible
You'll never guess who is talking about
A lot of people have been saying it makes no sense the denizens of heaven don't know what gets someone in. It definitely isn't touched on as much as it should be.
But I can only take that to mean there is no real commonality between the people there that got them in. Religion, gayness, life decisions, whatever, there must be tons of differences and discrepancies between people who were from all walks of life. That's the only explanation that makes sense to me, because if there was a universal trait that got them all in then how in the absolute frick could they not know what it is?
There were probably even people who stole during life or didn't stick it to the man, but maybe their circumstances are accounted for and they get a pass for those things. If NOBODY had done that during life then they'd be more certain of the rules than Adam's hastily scribbled ones that he came up with on the fly.
What if Heaven has a fluid, progressively upward trending, grading system. Adam was the first soul into Heaven, which means the bar for the next soul had to meet our surpass Adam's. The next soul(s) had to meet or be better than the combined "goodness quality" of the current collective in Heaven. So on and so forth until Heaven is filled with elitists who think they're the best because, technically, they are
quick which do i pick
Jesus frick, I only linked one cause that was the first I saw... /cog/ when? I feel bad liking a show where anons infest the board with too many threads. Shitpost in a general, change the OP to these various topics so the shitposting doesn't get stale, and leave other anons in peace.
>omw to the Lute threads
it was bound to happen
fwiw this is nothing compared to when steven universe and star vs were airing, let alone pre-gr15 horse show
Don't forget Fionna and Cake taking up half the catalog a few months ago.
This is just how it goes with really popular, currently airing shows.
I feel bad for Cinemaphileanons, I mostly stay to /vg/ generals about the games I play but also wanted a place to talk about HH. Left Cinemaphile a while back and this kinda thing happened there, but it didn't occur to me that it would happen elsewhere. Feels bad man
CHONKY ADAM!
The fact there is no crossover art of Adam/all the other Hazbin angels with this guy makes me +ENRAGED