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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explain how?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because those thighs makes my pp the big pp.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it made my wiener hard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm with you on that one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mommy, I need mommy

      How does that pose make chicks attractive?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's both reserved and dominant. Big mommy energy

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if all exorcistists have the same haircut because it's Eve's haircut.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would actually be interesting to learn Adam's butthole dudebro attitude is just him coping with how much he misses Eve.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    guy

    no.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mommy, I need mommy

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lute best female design

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not LED face Lute

      Discount raven, That's literally the only reason you perma teenage hot-topic shoppers like her.

      Pretty much this...

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it was necessary for turning me on

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Discount raven, That's literally the only reason you perma teenage hot-topic shoppers like her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's Raven?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not LED face Lute
      [...]
      Pretty much this...

      No, she's discount Tak. Viv is obsessed with invader Zim and the more I look at pic rel, the more I see elements of Lute's design

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lute not particularly obsessed with anyone. Another Lute is actually an angel, where Tak because of Zim never actually became an invader.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know but design wise, there's a lot of similarities.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        glad I'm not the only one who immediately saw Zim designs in episode 1 lol. Lute and Adam are literally just Tak and one of the Tallest

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tak and the Tallest are controlled by paks
          >Adam and Lute wear suspicious masks that come from hell, while Sena uses Vox-like technology in her area

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im gonna fricking end you if you push this autistic theory again before the episodes are out.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why hasn’t God sent you to Hell already when your patience is thinner than cheap tissue paper?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that people thought that their helmets were their real faces

    That's the level this show's audience is at

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would have been better than this boring ass design only made to appeal to coomers

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Abso-frickin'-LUTEly

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the duality of us all simping for lute while the majority wants her dead. If vizze was based she would let lute take gaygies other eye

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a proper lady and sits with her legs crossed

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Vox only got one episode to shine
    It's not fair bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 2 villain

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What will their deal be? Why would they want to stop the hotel? Isn't it a benefit if it stops the exterminations?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dead or ascended they lose either way.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They want to war with heaven so they can be at the top. Remember Vox's security business? There's no way Velvette didn't intuit that Carmilla Carmine has angelic weaponry or another method that can be stolen. One she has it, the Vees control what happens in Hell since Lucifer is still a depressed dad and Lilith is still AWOL. Their only true obstacles are Charlie herself and Alastor.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They want to control people. They can't control people who go to heaven.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Vox only got one episode to shine
        It's not fair bros

        I need to see him every episode!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    OP

    Is she the only actually homophobic character in the show? This makes her best girl tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jury's out on whether she was being homophobic or disapproving of an angel getting with not just a demon, but the princess of Hell. We won't know for sure until we see Lute scissoring her sisters in graphic detail onscreen to rule out homophobia.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk, her singing about how angel dust sucked all those wieners also seemed pretty homophobic.
        She's best girl idc

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact Adam called it hot as frick makes me think it's being a dyke that's the issue.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We'll see. Judging by Adam's comment he also thinks it's a sinful relationship but he also doesn't give a frick hence why it's "hot as frick though"

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So I tried watching the first episode of this and it made me want to commit violence. Does it get better? Why do people like this shit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you consider better

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie has hooven feet.
    It's over

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of abomination is Lilith? Lucifer is still an angel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed. But Alastor has hooven feet.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do people associate Alastor and Lillith?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They both disappeared around the same time.
            I'm assuming Husker saying Alastor is "also on a leash" means Lilith somehow got him to sign a contract and that's the real reason why he's at the hotel.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it makes a lot of sense because in the first episode we learn how Lilith is the one making demons powerful(with red-like magic) and Alastor is using powerful "red magic" to do weird stuff. Clearly Lilith has an agenda we don't know about yet.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alastar is ftm trans lillith

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a retcon?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, we've never seen her feet and Viv apparently talked about it years ago.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bookmark 2:14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWrM-eDxTas.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes actually, in previous Hazbin merch she’s shown to have human feet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not seeing the problem.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is charlie.
      Being Lucifer daughter, I'd assume she's half angel.

      Although I'm wondering if an Angel gets the wings ripped off, does that make them a "fallen" since it seems to imply Lucifer and Vaggie are no longer angels.

      Her mom is lilith which does that make her part sinner?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's a nephilim technically, since she's the spawn of an angel father and human mother. Lilith however is usually billed as "The First Demon" or Mother of Demons, so it's kinda iffy on what her true genealogy is

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really is over.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly how?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hooven feet is not a thing. The phrase is cloven hooves.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lil hooves
      >poofy hair
      >horns
      >super cute
      She’s clearly a lamb.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its cloven esl-kun

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. So I could make this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be Verbalase for Lute if I had 50k

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would consider verbalase so based if he do it with lute with and she still wear her LED helmet in bed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would make him ok in my eyes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and verbalase actually released it and involved lute doing dommy Mommy thing to him with 15 minutes sex scene

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/5Svz4vn.png

      Was this pose really necessary?

      What does Lute have that gives her that Je ne sais quoi that Vaggie is missing?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some actual energy and opportunity to play off of other characters.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        her designs's more cohesive

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No israelite nose.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone should animate Sera to this

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  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife Lute is so fricking HOT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna shove my wiener in her MOUTH
      I wanna frick her senseless and hefty

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Lute going to be one of those characters you're supposed yo hate, but end up liking more than the main character. Like Pacifica in Gravity falls.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are supposed to hate her and Adam. They are senseless and petty

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam I understand.

        I like the theory some people have while Angel Dust is trying to clean his act, Adam is slowly loosing control just allowed to do whatever he wants and spiraling.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You say that, but the crew likes her as much as the fans. Unlike GF where Alex Hirsch hated Pacifica and it was up to Matt Braly to save her character.
        Though that's probably because of what she gets in S2

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if Lute going to be one of those characters you're supposed yo hate, but end up liking more than the main character. Like Pacifica in Gravity falls.

          Adam I understand.

          I like the theory some people have while Angel Dust is trying to clean his act, Adam is slowly loosing control just allowed to do whatever he wants and spiraling.

          >Season 1 focuses on Adam and Lute
          >Because they are the Sinner’s Grandpa and step-Grandma

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's a hell of a portfolio I tell you what

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the heart

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wish people would just say 'haha i like villains best don't you', instead of nowadays where we make these sad little posts of 'i like side or villain character instead of main character, boy i bet show creator is seething that i watched her show and enjoyed it!' crap

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish the main characters were more interesting than Disney princess in Hell and her latina girlfriend.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that doesn't have anything to do with my post. villains are always more fun, you don't need to pretend you somehow defying the show by enjoying it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was funny to see a bunch anons liking Adam only for Viv to reveal he's one of her favorite characters and they all started to seethe.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was more like:
          >audition script for Adam gets leaked
          >everyone says he's cringe as frick with all the swearing and adolescent crude humor
          >Vivzie says Adam is her favorite to write
          >"as expected of Vivzie, figures she would like the cringiest character the most"
          >actual episode airs
          >"Adam is fricking based gigachad, best character in the show"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The switch-up needs to be studied because Adam's in-show dialogue isn't that much different at all or less cringe from his test dialogue. I guess even the worst dialogue CAN be saved by good and charismatic VAs.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Delivery does the heavy lifting for a lot of comedy.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I guess even the worst dialogue CAN be saved by good and charismatic VAs.
              Adam got Handsome Jack'd

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I personally don't mind, it was high time people acknowledged A N G E L S U P R E M A C Y

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Better late than never i guess
              TOTAL SINNER DEATH
              KILL THOSE FRICKS ADAM

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i think he is voiced by her favourite actor as well. some broadway guy.

          The switch-up needs to be studied because Adam's in-show dialogue isn't that much different at all or less cringe from his test dialogue. I guess even the worst dialogue CAN be saved by good and charismatic VAs.

          casting is like 50% of a character and i think vivzie is actually pretty good at it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >some broadway guy
            is it that guy who played beetle juice musical?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't this mean he might survive? we should be pleased about this.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Adam seems to be puppeted by Heaven like Dogday from Poppy Playtime.
            So maybe the finale is going to have them realize that he and the exorcist are controlled by the masks they’re wearing, causing further drama to Heaven.

            And in season 2, we see backstories of Adam on Eve and Lute.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Poppy Playtime
              What is this homie on about, bro is gen alpha or what. Skibidi my friend.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hahaha Hahahaha Hahahah
                It’s something you don’t want to KNOW.
                I recommend just buying chapter three and giving it a go and I will ensure you that you will never forget him.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kill your darlings

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think Adam has been utilized to even half his potential and killing him now would cause more narrative damage than benefit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't think Adam has been utilized to even half his potential
                I feel that way about the entire cast, which is why the "someone is going to die" thing is worrying.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, we are 6 episodes in. Hardly any time to actually get to know any cast member.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We're probably getting his sad backstory with Eve in episode 8 if he dies there.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s mega stupid.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Adam dies
                SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are supposed to hate her and Adam. They are senseless and petty

      I can't hate them, both Adam and Lute are more entertaining than the main cast.
      Only redditors, tumblerinas and twatter dykes hate them.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When do the last two episodes air anyway? I think it's supposed to be tomorrow, but is there any specific time to keep an eye out for?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Adam’s pose

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream the season finale was a mix of cheap CGI and live action because the budget ran out. There was a part where Charlie was flying around on a t-posing Alastor's back like he was Falkor from Neverending Story. And to stop the exterminations the gang needed to build a railroad connecting hell and earth.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy the threads for what they are now, because once the episodes are released and the leaker is proved right, everyone here will turn its back on the show just because they killed characters, regardless if their deaths are earned or not.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it has good song i will watch it

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know when the .last two episodes will come out?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What sort of official Charlie toys would you like to see get made?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nendo would be cute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What sort of official Charlie toys would you like to see get made?
      One of those toys where you pull the strings and the toy goes flying in the air.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >use it outside
        >Charlie flies away and never comes back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEKUS DOLLU

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One more day Adam and Pentgays

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marius a gay, Eponine is the best

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Till we are free from this awful, evil show?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile will be /HAZ/binned forever more. People will be begging for their threads to be sent to the sanctuary that is /trash/ but the refugees will be sent back.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i really dont understand this shows popularity
    the character designs are terrible and i really dislike the overly red color schemes
    its just ugly and has an annoying attitude

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its just ugly and has an annoying attitude
      People say the same about you and they still hang out with you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        um actually nobody hangs out with me so

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not exactly surprising anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been thinking I think it's some type of leftover residue from Saturday morning cartoon that my brain just wants to watch new episodes of colorful cartoons.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's One Piece for gay musical fans.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you vote republican then you never will.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    AND she needed to say wieners while doing it
    Glad I could clear that up for you.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are your guys predictions for the last two episodes?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stan Smith comes in with a heaven gun and kills adam.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best ending

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >WHY DO WE HAVE THOSE?!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vaggie lose her other eye in an attempt to save Charlie from an attack done by Adam.
      Alastor starts grooming Charlie more
      Husk and Nifty figure out who owns Alastor
      Angle Dust kills Valentíno and meets his sister.
      Sir Pentious get's laid by Cherri while dyeing.
      Lucifer tires to win Charlie back
      Vox get's killed off in the lame way possible
      Emily uses the orb to find out the truth and get's exiled because of it.
      Emily goes to both Earth and Hell and get's taken advantage of before arriving to the hotel.
      Sera goes off the deep end
      Adam gets killed by Charlie
      The war between Heaven and Hell ends in a stalemate
      Sera decides to have another child after exiling Emily
      Eve and Lilith are going to be the misunderstood villains

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sera decides to have another child after exiling Emily
        They are sisters, not mother&daughter.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could it be possible that she lied about that?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do you not watch the part where Sera tries to justified geocide? Also this Vivze we're talking about.

              All of these are lame as hell but will satisfy the majority of the fans so good shot

              What would be interesting to you?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All of these are lame as hell but will satisfy the majority of the fans so good shot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no prediction for Lute

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Not putting in "what are we even TALKING about?!" as the text

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek, not the original artistanon but I made a quick edit

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hah, nice.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Not putting in "what are we even TALKING about?!" as the text

              I put out the /r/equest in the last general and some anon made it. I asked for both
              >angry Lute noises
              Or
              >what are we even talking about
              I also asked for a masked/maskless version(s). When anon delivered I did not look the gift horse in the mouth.
              Appreciate the edit tho

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sera decides to have another child after exiling Emily
        Angels have children why? or how?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Viv liked a tweet saying

    "Idk why so many ppl are thinking main characters are gonna die in season 1 "

    Is Sir Pentious main enough to not die?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She could be trolling

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could confirm that even if Pentious dies, he goes to heaven. Meaning he can still be in S2 and do stuff, but not in hell anymore. Maybe a storyline where he hates heaven for being too boring and misses hell.
      She probably doesn't consider Adam a "main character" but a season 1 villain.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with Adam is that he was a man that did give sinners a chance in life, like he did with Eve, and 99% of them ended up being utterly evil even under this hope he had for them.
        Charlie is simply overly young and not aware of how bad her environment truly is. Nor had the mortal perspective Adam had.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After seeing the trailer for the next episode and during my afternoon nap, I had a dream where Charlie and Alastor were smoking weed while sitting in her bed and at some point, he kisses her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This scene might have been inspired by a piece of Charlastor fanart. Viv likes Charlastor art on occasion on twitter and insta (not super often), so maybe her views on it have softened.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And people are convinced Vivziepop hates Charlastor… because? It seems to me that she’s stoking a hugh forest fire for this ship with the Lucifer vs Alastor and now this. He touches Charlie alot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He touches everyone a lot. It has been stated he does this to show dominance and he doesn't like other touching him, just him touching others. Psycho behaviour.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He likes to show dominance to Charlie the most.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course, she is the only one stronger than him but he knows Charlie's chill nature won't allow her to just off him for a little tease.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dislike both her and Adam. They're too comically evil. It's not like anyone in the show is particularly deep, but 8 episodes was not enough to flesh out all the characters they added. Season 1 should have been ten episodes and ended at the end of last episode.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam is a demon, this is why he's so against Charlie's redemption bullshit and she will want to know how he cheated the system

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s completely dumb and goes against Adam’s cynical nature of sinners and hell. He would’ve cheated Eve into heaven if he could.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Knockers are too big.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YES

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Seriously, why do we have Heaven Guns? I don't want to be that guy, I'm happy here, but why is this not an issue?

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so is there a chance season 2 gets more episodes or are we stuck with the 8 episode season shit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let's wait with talking about that shit. If Adam and/or Lute die, there's really no point in giving a frick about season 2.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the exterminators are first shown and even through to the overlord meeting, I thought it was implied that the exterminators are just robots imbued with angelic power, as an actual angel will start becoming corrupted by entering hell or something

    Kinda disappointed they didn’t go down that route honestly

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Lute design is similar to Cass from Tangled the series.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you passed

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would season 2 even be about?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Vees going to war with heaven, "proving" Adam right which will spark the apocalypse.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I assume season 1 will end with Charlie proving that someone can be redeemed by the hotel and then season 2 will be about the Vs trying to shut her down because sinners leaving hell cuts into their power or something.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the sinners know
        >shut it down

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP LIKING EVIL WOMEN!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's literally an angel fighting demons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP LIKING EVIL WOMEN!!!!
      task impossible

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get the joke.

        >stop liking women who purge heretics
        no, I don't think I will!

        Is Warhammer 40k still good?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Is Warhammer 40k still good?
          Don't know about the entire franchise, but a CRPG for Rogue Trader came out a month ago and it's pretty neat.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Is Warhammer 40k still good?
          Best boi just returned to the scene, so yes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They made him old though.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He IS old

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        40k has never been better it has but
        wasnt there for it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The 40k gay is here
          How many times do HoI 4 CHADS have to teach you this lesson...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the fricks a hol 4

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Hol 4
              What? I'm not enough of a tabletop nerd to know that one

              Hearts of Iron 4. Actual strategy game.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh that game. if mit wasnt for Victoria 3 I would still call it the worst Paradox game. Though that doesnt mean much anymore either since they all just suck now. Bless not paying for their shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh that? I thought you were talking about some other tabletop D&D game like how WH40k started out

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Playing the tabletop/og versions instead of the videogames
                Never have been that kind of nerd, tabletop games are just so hard to get into.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hol 4
            What? I'm not enough of a tabletop nerd to know that one

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meant for

          I don't get the joke.
          [...]
          Is Warhammer 40k still good?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stop liking women who purge heretics
      no, I don't think I will!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You do know they're nuns with guns in every sense of the word, yes? Celibacy is a feature, not an option

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It actually is an option, one of the Cain books mentions it

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best girl?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ones from the first tier

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mimzy is the epitome of a good drunk frick well deserved placing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the sheep cherub?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On the hard pass

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But she's tit-havin'!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've been thinking about the Cherubs existing in Hazbin universe. Obviously they're still on earth but for the sake of horny reasons. Keenie and Collin are captured and taken to Hell, and eventually make they're way through the back channels to Velvette. For a show of power she keeps them chained up in her room, also because she doesn't want Valentino to know so she keeps it a secret from him.

              Which to say it's not that big of a secret, but if Valentino stopped doing drugs, partying, and obsessing over Angel he could probably piece it together, but he's not so it's fine.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I still can’t parse if it’s supposed to be
              >”Cotton candy, tit-havin’, b***h”
              or
              >”Cotton-candy-tit-havin’, b***h”
              First makes more sense structurally, but implies that either Millie is flat or jealous at getting mogged and so isn’t much of an insult- second works more as an insult as it would be Millie saying that Keenie only has chest fur to pad the front of her dress but doesn’t flow as well.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tit heaven
                Hallelujah

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >All top of the list women
        >All bottom of the list men
        Just make one with either all the women or all the men

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot the two girls

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lute

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emily plays doom with Charlie when?

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The wealth of new Charlie X Alastor art makes it feel like 2019/2020 again.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A prime example of forced animation.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lute SOL episode where she walks around in civilian clothes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really want a lute episode of her day off and she has a check list of things she needs to do. Everytime she's about to do one, Adam calls and ask for help. Then at the end of the day, she does everything all in one go.

      Shows up to work the next day tired, Adam "so you enjoy your day off?"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe in a better world, where we got the Heaven show

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor certainly likes crawling around in Charlie's sheets and sniffing the Charlie smell on them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would too

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whose the most chad and based Adam, Alastor, or Lucifer?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam > Alastor >>>>>> Lucifer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lucifer is an autistic manlet
      >Alastor is a virgin
      So ….Adam

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        incelastor

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just kidding.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Viv said a character dies.
    >Singular and doesn't specify that it's someone from the main cast
    Good god, I know I'm just coping, but killing off Pentious AND Adam at the end of the first season will kill my hopes for season 2.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IF ADAM AND EVE ARE CANON IN HAZBIN UNIVERE
    THAT MEANS THAT DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
    WHAT THE FRICK

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      none of these woman would frick (you) though
      well
      nifty might

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stella might if she thought it'd hurt her homosexual of a husband.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Verosika is worth some marriage

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She really is not.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literal STD Pokédex. Gotta catch 'em all!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't want latina milf?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which one are you referring to?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          carmilla. vaggie doesn't have kids(hopefully)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She Latina, everything about her screen rich old white milf

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m not CDawgVA.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that if you actually manage to marry those three up top and frick them, they will become fallen angels, Grigori style.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam can frick out of wedlock and stay in heaven

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Adam is god's favorite boy, he gets special benefits.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Reminder that if you actually manage to marry those three up top and frick them, they will become fallen angels
        Well, angels cannot frick in the first place because they dont have physical forms. They can only physically manifest according to God's will. So, if God's will is for them to marry you and have children with you, then they cannot becoem fallen angels because God has ordained your union.
        It would not happen in the first place, obviously.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Well, angels cannot frick in the first place because they dont have physical forms. They can only physically manifest according to God's will.
          You really ought to actually read about the Grigori mentioned in my post.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You really ought to actually read about the Grigori mentioned in my post.
            You really ought to actually read any christian doctrine. Angels with permanent physical forms are not really angels.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So, resurrected saints don’t have physical forms?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Angels and human beings are not the same thing., moron. Actually read up on some christianity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Octavia in there
      She's a minor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Americans when an 18 year old dates someone who is 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes old.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Americans when an 18 year old dates someone who is 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes old
          >Europeans when they pick the literal most unlikely case as a basis for why an adult should be able to frick a minor.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does hell have age of consent laws?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Let me check.
          No.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is the entire show a reverse-allegory for open borders and migration?
    Should white countries employ the same tactics that the angels use for population control in 3rd world countries, to stop the flow of migrants and reduce overpopulation in general?

    And instead of demon masks they should just put on blackface.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Charlotte my dear, you keep going, only you can stop Adam. I'll catch up with you later, leave Lute to ME!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vaggie will be the one to handle her

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alastor needs to beat someone that's not complete fodder. Vaggie and Charlie can tag team Adam.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, it's too obvious that they will have a rematch

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even with one eye she MOGS vaggie

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mogging Vaggie isn't hard.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well she is a lezbando. So she gets -5 on her recovery roll for mogging.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hell, the only two in the entire show so far who don't mog vegana are Katie Killjoy and goddamn Nifty.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't it make sense if Vaggie blinds Lute completely?

        That's it, this girl is NOT welcome in Heaven anymore

        Why does she look better?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's likely, especially since Adam seemed to like and value Vaggie. Lute could have been jelly Vaggie was a better fighter.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when do the new episodes come out

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the end, Lute!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Charlotte my dear, you keep going, only you can stop Adam. I'll catch up with you later, leave Lute to ME!!!

      I'm already uncontrollably horny anon please

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a sin?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EMILY NOOOOOOOOOO!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's it, this girl is NOT welcome in Heaven anymore

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not in Hell.
      I love the idea of Emily getting corrupted.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      angel's sister did drugs and got into heaven, so she's just gotta feel real bad about it afterwards

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smoking the "Devil's Lettice"? Definitely sinful.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where does it say that?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the Bible.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What page? 420?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, the book of DUDEronomy, chapter 4 verse 20. It reads: "DUDE. WEED. LMAO."

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have just broken up with Lute and she's crying, saying how much she loves you and that she'll kill you if you leave her. How do you escape?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"IM NOT PAYING THE CHILD SUPPORT LUTE"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lute will demand marriage.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She can demand all she wants but he has the Judgement Cut

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So I grab the mic and I'm like
      What's up? You on my line what the frick,
      did I do to make you feel this way, girl I'm stuck.
      Between a rock in a heart place. Get out MySpace,
      they on top and I'm trying' to pop all 8.

      Take all dates, check all face,
      Every girl wanna know how the bar taste.
      You don't love me, you love my dog.
      And the way my pockets green like kermet the frog.

      Maybe it's the ice neck, my chest is frosty.
      You would have a heart attack if I let you floss me. Yea
      to the left with that crazy shit please,
      Stop whining like a baby b***h.
      I'll never cut cake never pay ya b***h
      I love you but ya boy still a playa b***h.
      Now you couldn't tame me with a chain and whip.
      Why I always gotta go for the crazy chicks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have sex with her one last time before cutting open a portal and fricking off, never to be seen by her again.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to mate with Adam and have his Nephilim babies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chill Lute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chill Lute

      >Lute's sudden regret when this ends up being the biggest Nephilim to ever exist
      >So large, she's rendered immobile by the pregnancy only one month in
      The problem with giants

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She will get used to it...eventually...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Three months in, you can barely see her
          >Emily comes by, asks Lute if she is okay
          >Adam proudly proclaims this is gonna be a big one(wearing a #1 Dad Baseball cap)

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plot twist. Adam is cast down to hell and becomes a demon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell doesn’t work that way for Adam and Vaggie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vaggie became a demon, why can’t Adam?

        It would fit that Adam would become the very thing he despises.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She didn't truly became a demon, Adam and Lute only took her halo and wings

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No she didn’t.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She didn't truly became a demon, Adam and Lute only took her halo and wings

            Nobody knew she wasn’t a demon until the big reveal. Defacto Demon.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam and Pentious die, but one of the stingers is Pentious waking up in heaven, looking around and going, "what the frick".

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor has been set up to battle Vox.
    Vaggie has been set up to battle Lute.
    Charlie has been set up to SHARE FEELINGS with Adam.
    Angel, Husker and Pent on backup.
    But remember, kids, this isn't one of your shonen manga.
    Viv wants to write a musical, not DragonBall fricking Z.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could the Vees and Carmine betray them in the war?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad, I will powerscale the shit out of it until I cannot type anymore headcanon powerlevels.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First of all: I AM VEGETA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would Vox side with the Angels?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because he gets privileges like avoiding death and screwing over their overlords.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His Angelic Security. He can sell demons a spot on the no-kill list for a premium. Meanwhile he's cutting deals with Angels, giving up the whereabouts of key players in hell at extermination time in exchange for not touching the demons subscribed to his security program.

        Gives him a perfect reason to preserve the status quo.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asmr Hazbin Hotel Alastor

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how would you fix vaggie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fix her nose.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fishhook she calls a nose anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think she's such a bad character as is, especially now that she's got a proper backstory and all. But I'd probably give her a character to bounce off of that isn't Charlie who she's always supportive of since she works well as a tsukkomi.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She always just felt like she was the person Charlie was dating. It was nice that they gave her the angel backstory. Without she's just the supportive girlfriend.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She does get along with Angel and bosses around Alastor a bunch. It's just her no-nonsense personality doesn't lead to any funny hijinks or notable moments, so she's unremarkable.
        Her plot in episode 3 was also the most rushed by far. Her "fight" with Charlie made no sense.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How am I suppose to hate these two again? Theyre correct, funny, and attractive? Unlike all the blasphemous demons who are unfunny and gay. Im suppose to root against them why?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >attractive
      Adam is just Blitzo in a dress

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Imps are just frickable little b***hes? Ok maybe not Blitzo but Moxxie? I would.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you DARE to compare /ourguy/ with that moron gremlin imp

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam is more jocular. Blitzo just always seems angry. Also, Adam BIG.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did that anon fricking stutter

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pumping Lute then dumping her when she says she's in love with you!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then erecting a giant tower in the middle of Capulet city, challenging your brother to a fight to the death, then jumping into the demon world to face Mundus!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How would Lute react to getting dumped by Vergil?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It probably ties into why Alastor is a devil arm in the first game

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or why Nero's Devil Trigger has angelic energy wings.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will they sex by Season 2?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be such terrible writing if they did. Just a fricking mess.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LutexEmily would he heaven's version of Chaggie but with more chemestry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lute being a homophobic closeted lesbian while sending anonymous love letters to Emily.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would she send love letters or death threats tho?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fallen Emily inbound after she tells Adam he's a chud

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The entire situation Sena and Adam seems like a weird mastermind operation in which she brainwashed Adam for the extermination operation and sets it up so she can blame him for its fallout. Since Adam is shown mourning and sulking about Hell while Sena has fire in her eyes and a sadistic smile about its fiery destruction.
    And we’ve seen, in season 1, superiors chaining up their greatest agents to their wills (Val and Angel, Alastor and Husk, Lilith and Alastor) and it happens that Sena’s Adam is the only brilliantly golden-winged angel in heaven. Adam is the only one of the original three humans being completely concealed under a suspicious mask on heaven of all things, when he proclaims the implied recent exterminations.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sena
      Who? Oh wait you're the Voxmask guy nvm.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This Sera with the literal evil mastermind card and does the sadistic smile of “die sinners die!” in her eyes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disregarding the rest of your post, referring to Husk as Alastors greatest agent made me smile thanks anon

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time I saw it all I thought of it was that it was 100% fanservice

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Vaggie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I am just like her but male. Short, balding, hook nose and a jobber.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Apostle Paul is way cooler than Vaggie.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I respect vivzie for finally heeding the fandom demand for the thicc bod chubby chaser girls out there but the fact that none of them can design anyone who isn't coke-thin so they put him in a giant muumuu is a bit patronizing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do the schlubby guys out there understand how many b***hes want this shit? to feed their boyfriend hand-made pies?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No woman wants a chubby guy. No your personal anecdote does not count. Not ever in my life has a woman mentioned that being attractive nor have said it to me.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'd date a chubby guy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            said the gay man

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >literally whole fandoms full of girls who want soft shlubby men
          >endless amounts of fanart exactly like this, girls discussing it and who their favourite characters are
          >literally provided an example

          they don't hate you cuz you're fat, anon, they hate you because you're an incel. It's sooooo easy to score a hot girlfriend these days because the bar is so low, all you have to do is not be a frickwad and treat her as a human being and you're like above the 98% percentile in terms of male value, they trip over themselves for a soft squishy hug

          all of you are going to the gym, drinking protein shakes, when all you have to do is find a cute hobby and hold her hand and you're in. It's so easy. baka

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have never had a woman approach me. Simple as!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon... women aren't supposed to approach you, you're supposed to approach them

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But they literally just go "ew", laugh at you or laugh at you with their friend group?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >anon is 14 years old

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They want fictional fatasses.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No your personal anecdote does not count. Not ever in my life has a woman mentioned that being attractive nor have said it to me.
          >Proceeds to use personal anecdote as a basis for his claim
          Anon...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know a cute big titty goth gf who was so into feederism she indirectly killed a man by giving him so many health problems related to his weight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't fat despite how desperately you fatgays keep pushing it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he fills out that angel robe real good
        so he's fat until proven otherwise

        I have never had a woman approach me. Simple as!

        that is because you are probably an insecure butthole who they're scared will become a stalker and/or try to extort them, try being nicer and bathe more

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >would that make me double dead? Where exactly do I go, to double-hell?
    What's the answer?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Detroit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ, how awful.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh god, if they made Adam hot too, that would end me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He will be hot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He will be hot.

        He already is hot!

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would you rather marry, Charlie or Lute?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both are good in their own ways, honestly they have more in common than they care to realize.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LUTE! A THOUSAND TIMES LUTE!
      I'D LET HER SLAY ME JUST TO FEEL THE BITE OF HER SWORD!
      GOD I WISH I COULD PULL ON HER WINGS WHILE I FRICK HER INTO OBLIVION!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lute obviously, Charlie is a naive moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lute. Charlie is fricking moronic and I do not want to deal with her dad's shit or Alastor or any of that horseshit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's close but I gotta go with Lute. Partly because Charlie comes with a lot of baggage with her family and living in hell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lute because she's straight and smart.

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STANDO POWAH

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whose owns Lucifer?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What can I say the fool challenge the best that’s ever been.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God ultimately decides when he dies

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's the greatest! No one can beat him, and he most certainly won't die in the finale.
    No way!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Say your goodbyes now. While you still can.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look I really like Adam, he's hilarious. But no, the fat b***h is going to write him as dying, likely to something stupid. But at least this means we can finally give up on this shit-ass show.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s apparently a lot more Adam x Lute content in episode 8.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could be fun to see, maybe it'll inspire more fanart?

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get the pose but the anatomy is off in this frame

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tick tock Pentgays and Adamgays, tick tock.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the art of Vaggie as an exorcist is so much cooler than how she's written and treated in the show

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam is dying tomorrow, anons can cope all they want

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just glad we got some fanart of Adam and Lute before shit goes to hell now.

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since both episode 7 and 8 are coming out tomorrow what are your guys hopes and fears for the respective episodes?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Lute says wieners again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hope
      Pentious gets to kiss Cherri before he dies
      >Fears
      Pentious will die without ever managing to spit out the fact that he loves Cherri

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hope
      More Lute
      >fear
      Not enough Lute

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valentino'd

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The "I'm doing X for everyone here!" joke has been one of the few jokes that made me laugh so far. It's just funny how awkward he is, Sir Pentious just like me for real.

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lute actually salutes during the Hell is Forever choreography
    >that pure grin while she does
    Cute!

    >it looks like their wing feathers are intertwined (i know it's just Adam's hand but still)
    LEWD!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wing scissoring
      L-lewd

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even notice that before. Man Lute and Adam have a great thing going.

      Adam dying is so ass even if you don't like him, because Sera changing her ways and forcing him and his exorcists to be Charlie's redemption hotel employees would be peak comedic ending

      I know this won't happen but it would be amazing.

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 more day

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is Lute's halo black?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sexy smarmy smart monochrome goth gf and Dommy Mommy aesthetic

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One day to see him beat a whole army by himself...

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam dying is so ass even if you don't like him, because Sera changing her ways and forcing him and his exorcists to be Charlie's redemption hotel employees would be peak comedic ending

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You dont understand anon, Adam is problematic so he has to go. Lute deserves to be heartbroken for internalizing oppression.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam is literally shown to kneel to Lute several times in season 1. Their relationship is literally far less lopsided than anyone else in this stupid show. Note to mention, Adam is grandpa.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you actually think Viv cares about any of that when misogynist can eat dirt?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Adam called veganas the best thing in the world, doesn't seem misogynist to me tbdesu

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Right, but Adam is being framed as a dudebro so

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "I THOUGHT YOU WANTED EQAULITY!?~"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry mate, but you're not going to find any good writing around here.

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We know an antagonist dies and gets posthumously stabbed by Nifty, so it's either Adam or Lute.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lute is already confirmed for season 2 or just that she's voicing another character

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, anon. That’s not what the leaker said.
      The antagonist is stabbed to death by Nifty.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricks sake does anyone have a link to this leakers shit? I've heard so much shit about it that I am now halfway convinced we've got a game of telephone on our hands where no one is quite sure what they have and have not said.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They were just anonymous posts. The only thing we know for sure is that an antagonist dies, because viv tweeted about it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So...maybe Sera dies instead?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Could be Sera, Vox, Lute, Adam ,Valentino or even Alastor.
              Adam is the most prominent and consistently antagonistic.
              So a lot of people assume it's going to be him.
              My money is on Valentino.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder about the validity of anonymous posts.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              As much as I want to hope for Adam to survive, I must mentally prepare for the worst, so that I am not dissapointed if it happens. And it kinda makes sense for it to happen.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it doesn’t make sense. It literally destroys the show if they kill the daddy of all sinners instead of reaching for his heart.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lute is far more likely to die. She has no plot relevance, and it makes karmic sense for Vaggie to kill her.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently her VA is getting lines for season 2 though?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lute has not been shown to be as brazen or dickish as Adam. She is, implied, to be more competent than he is. Plus it would feel like a cop out for the fanbase who hate Adam if she were to die in his stead.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lute’s plot relevance is being Adam’s “I finally moved on from Eve” wife who will likely be the step-mom of all sinners.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lute is practically confirmed for S2 so it's not gonna be her

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The issue is that the leaker predicted Pentious having a crush on Cherri and her cucking him, as well as the exact circumstances of how Vaggie became a fallen angelm, this was before we even had episode 3 and 4.
              https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141757779/#141761819

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah this seems like we're about to be stuck with Adam dying unfortunately.

                >Adam is in a mystery mask that seemingly makes him and his angels worse
                >Sera is the one who shows true pleasure for hell’s destruction without it
                Wait, is Sera the one who gets unceremoniously killed off instead because Adam broke the mask and she went into total-damage-control?
                She is plainly super corrupt.

                Sera was apologetic during the song. I don't think we're getting her as the antagonist, despite how much more I'd enjoy the show if Adam wasn't gone.
                Well eh, frick it, I can just ignore it after this when more shit comes out I guess?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              too based for vivzie

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              too based for vivzie

              Lucifer: "Char-char now that your mother is gone, Hell needs a new queen, and I know just the right princess for the job!"
              Charlie: "Uhh..."
              Lucifer: *gets down on one knee* "Will you, Charlie cakes, make me the happiest father and husband in Hell?"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >*A few moments later

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek anon i'm the original writer of that, surprised people saved it
                ||I really need to write a wholesome shipping fic with them sometime. Ideas?~||

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"Dad.... I'm with the Radio Demon..."

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Lucifer flicks Alastor and his head fricking explodes
                Not anymore! HA-HA-HA!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alastor isn't afraid of his future father-in-law. Al has balls to mess around with people as much as he does.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If Alastor wasn't helping his daughter. Lucifer would send him to double Hell.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He knew Lucifer wouldn't risk his relationship with Charlie just to take him down, and he was right.
                Acting smug when you're holding the ace is hardly impressive, anon.
                Luci could breath on him just a little too hard and accidentally erase his entire existence.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          From what I gather, the leaker was right on the details of Vaggie's backstory, as in things that cannot be derived from the obvious sings, like her X eye correlating with the exorcists' masks. So we are basically relying on that authority. Also, it kinda makes narrative sense for Adam to die.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair about the leaks, just because they knew about ep5/6 doesn't necessarily mean they know about 7 and 8. They could also have been trolling for fun, and iirc they said that they didn't really know the lore of the show so who knows what's actually meant by 'dying' in this context.

            My schizo theory about Adam is that he 'dies' in Hell and instead of disappearing he gets his divine judgement for the first time (he didn't when he went to Heaven the first time on account of being the first of God's creations so he's technically still 'eligible' for one), and then ends up in Hell and has to work his way back up with Lute in tow.

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AdamCHADS post yfw Adam ends up living

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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has Viv actually explained how dying works in her verse? If souls can actually die for real in a naruralistic sense, what even is the point of an afterlife?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they go to super Hell or something?
      Also can't angels just regen like the sinners do?

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're late anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to hold her hand

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to hold her hand

      Made for Angel Dust

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jokes on you I'm into that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically, cuter ship than the current one. And I dont even mean it in a homophobic way, let Charlie be with Emily.

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it safe to say that Charlie the villain?

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My theory:
    >Pentious distracts Adam, sacrificing himself to save Cherri and a couple other characters
    >Adam gets beaten by Alastor, Lucifer, and Charlie
    >Niffty finishes Adam off because funny
    >The last scene shows that instead of dying Pentious got redeemed into Heaven
    Viv loves Alex Brightman, and I don't think she would kill both characters he voices at the end of the first season of the show.

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a bloo bloo Lucifer was doomed to reside in hell and only ever see the worst of mankind
    meanwhile in Helluva Boss everyone is hopping into the mortal world and sometimes even dragging the mortals back to hell without killing them. it's fricking moronic

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Alastor confirmed for season 2 or will he die in episode 8?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Viv's favorite tumblr oc gonna die?
      Anon...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah like, This fat hag is prime tumblr shit, she's not going to let Alastor die.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You write a seres for the story, not to keep your favourite oc characters alive. Dont't be autistic.

        Frick Alastor, he's cringe

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Normal people do yes, competent people.
          The fat b***h isn't competent.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Angelic hands typed this. 22 hours left until total exterminator extermination.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why Charlie's bf so smug

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This reminds me that one time I was writing an ending to one of my own stories and it was so painful killing off a certain character I was crying over my paper and the editing session later was intense because the words were just rushing through my brain
          But it was so overwhelming and this was just for one ending of a multi ended thing
          That is all to say that I think

          Normal people do yes, competent people.
          The fat b***h isn't competent.

          is right
          Viv doesn't have the self discipline to put story over wish fulfillment which is where a lot of writers (and "writers" who are artists first) frick up
          However Alastor is not cringe and has a lot more to do

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if Mimzy dies? How will we cope with such tragedy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'd probably give Alastor some more personality so its a good thing

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam is in a mystery mask that seemingly makes him and his angels worse
    >Sera is the one who shows true pleasure for hell’s destruction without it
    Wait, is Sera the one who gets unceremoniously killed off instead because Adam broke the mask and she went into total-damage-control?
    She is plainly super corrupt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was giving an awkward smile trying to convince the other angel to calm down and back away from what was happening.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Emily, a lower angel causes chaos already against Sera’s rule
        Oh. So when Charlie and go. Deactivate/break the exorcist masks, Adam, one of the most known and powerful figures of heaven, will instantly become a humongous problem for Sera.
        >3) Stick it to the MAN

        Sera will go to hell and try stopping him right there and then, wouldn’t she?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about?

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget that less than two seconds before she was standing up in the balcony.

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's totally Valentino who is gonna die. They even foreshadow it with Nifty pulling off a piece of his fur.

    I'm calling it. Nifty is gonna kill Valentino.

  109. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they grey out? Also to those following any Abrahamic faith what are you thoughts on the show are really offended?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will their first kiss be in Season 2?
      >totally a father-daughter relationship bro
      I don't know. Viv seems to be stoking the flames, even if to eventually shoot it down (and fail again).

  110. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the shitstorm is nearly upon us

  111. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys... Please Tell me adam is going to be ok right!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, fat b***h is going to have him die, sorry. I also think it sucks, him and Lute were the best part of the show.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it's Valentino. They have already established it within the story. He's literally the only antagonist who has been harassing the MCs.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That basically kills Angel's character arc dead though.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's trying to be redeemed and he's what the center it around. Valentino dying would be important towards progressing that arc.
            Their relationship has gotten more screen time than Adam or Lute.

            It just makes sense.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, he already had his stick-it-to-Val moment in ep 6. He'll still be a drug and sex addict and it might be interesting to see how these things manifest/how he deals with it without having the directly forced element from Valentino. I guess to show that Angel can struggle to be better even without Val's influence because Charlie annulling the contract to instantly solve Angel's issues later in the series would be way worse.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There has been so much setup it would actually make a lot of sense for it to be Val.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is no way in hell valentino is dying this early

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Val seems to be the villain we're supposed to hate the most with the least redeeming qualities/entertainment value, and Vox and whatever the black chick's name was haven't had enough impact to kill off yet.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hate Val, but he’s kinda cool.

  112. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie has fallen madly in love with you and Lucifer is forcing you to marry her. What do you do?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait
      Waaaaait
      Waaaaaaeieieieiaaaat
      you motherfricker,
      I challenge you to a rock off.
      Give us one chance to knock your socks off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, frick
        Frick, the demon code prevents me
        From declining a rock-off challenge
        What are your terms? What's the catch?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If we win
          you must take your
          sorry ass back to hell~
          And also you will,
          have to pay our
          reeeent

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, frick
        Frick, the demon code prevents me
        From declining a rock-off challenge
        What are your terms? What's the catch?

        kek. I like to imagine the Hazbin afterlife runs on a similar rule to tenacious D where demons and angels can't turn down a singing battle.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I say "no way gay" then proceed to order a pizza, the special with prosciutto, garlic and potatoes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm good with it. She's cute, sweet and I'm probably going to die alone otherwise so it's gravy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With Jesus Christ, you will never die alone.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure Jesus is nice, but I don't really want to date a dude, anon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus is God. He turn your spirit into his bride and your body into a spirit-like form for your soul to reside in.
            If you ask “how”
            Remember that God himself is weird when it comes to persons and we reflect it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If I were near you irl I would beat you harshly for posting this lunacy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God will beat you up seven fold for touching his bride. It’s like messing with Israel. You simply don’t do it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT YOU WANT DOESN'T MATTER LEON! YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE THE REDFIELD LINEAGE!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her I love Lute.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no way gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Splash her with Holy Water and elope with Lute

      Are you ready Pentgays and Adamgays?

      scared.jpg

      Alright Brightmanchads, pick one character to save, Sir Pentious or Adam.

      Ironically, Sir Pentious. I'd love to watch him get more confident and finally get Cherri Bomb. If Adam dies that just means Lute gets a promotion and emotional power up to rip and tear through vile and blasphemous demons

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lute and Adam are an item, a duet, your fricking monster.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't want to see Lute go off the deep end with grief and rage after losing her other half

          What are you, gay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want to see a happy ending for my butthole power couple

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ironically, Sir Pentious. I'd love to watch him get more confident and finally get Cherri Bomb. If Adam dies that just means Lute gets a promotion and emotional power up to rip and tear through vile and blasphemous demons
        Only you know the moron Viv can't write this shit.

  113. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you ready Pentgays and Adamgays?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you ready Pentgays and Adamgays?
      Yes

      Alright Brightmanchads, pick one character to save, Sir Pentious or Adam.

      adam

  114. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright Brightmanchads, pick one character to save, Sir Pentious or Adam.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam has more story left in him, sorry Pentioussss.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think HH needs to have Adam hug Pentious and call him by “son”, to show that in Heaven, the greatest reward the redeemed sinner will have is knowing their loving father, Adam.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam. Too much plot significance. If he was just a random angel, it wouldn’t hurt much for the series at all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there even a question to be posed? Adam wins by a landslide. Pentious is another uwu soft boi for the main cats to baby.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse the question.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man is Cinemaphile the only place that got the spoilers dumped on us? No one else anywhere talk about it

      Adam, obviously, I enjoy the duo of him and Lute too much to see it go away.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam duh, ALL demons, snek or not, are still cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like Pentious more but Adam would provide more material by just surviving, especially if season 1 ends with heaven and hell reaching some sort of agreement.

  115. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  116. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pentious goes to heaven
    Adam goes to hell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick youu he will not!

  117. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about it Valentino being the one to die does make sense when you consider that Niffty had a personal run-in with him unlike Adam and it would allow Vox to take over as a main villain in season 2. And seeing as Lute is his proverbial right hand man it doesn't make much sense for her to be around without him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, also - Niffty says she kills bugs. Valentino is a bug. So there's that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Val is a prick, but if it’s true that Sera made a deal with a Vees in order to brainwash Adam to kill his own sons and daughters… she’s fried chicken.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Extra thicc fried chicken
        *whistles*
        God damn God damn, I say, I say, I say.

  118. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It sucks but I'm believing the leaker fully since he's been right about everything so far.
    Pentious dies and Adam is killed by Niffty.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All he said was an antagonist dies. We have several of those. Pentious is less ambiguous in his wording.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you still believe in Santa Claus.
      The new Val theory actually clicks together.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based Nifty overcoming her bad boy simping to take out Adam after he jobs to Alastor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, Niffty will kidnap Adam after the fight and will turn him into her sex slave

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest reasons why I doubt Adam will die is his first man plot armor and how emotional it will be for Adam to introduce his first redeemed sinner to heaven and call him by “son”.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And why do you think the fat b***h would write on this level?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because Adam is her favorite character and would naturally be the most emotional from the redeemed sinner outcome than any other character in heaven.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah see I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. I don't buy that Adam is her favorite when Alastor is her tumblr sexyman that she made because her fatass self gets horny for him.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Adam is Alastor’s only true daddy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The biggest reasons why I doubt Adam will die is his first man plot armor and how emotional it will be for Adam to introduce his first redeemed sinner to heaven and call him by “son”.

            Adam at this point in the show is far away from that kind of maturity. I can see him developing to this point event if he survives but as the main face of the exterminators his chances are slim

  119. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching the live Q&A with Vivzie and Charlie + Alastor's VAs and it has been pretty insightful for their characters so far.
    Vivzie confirmed the animosity between Alastor and Lucifer was kind of a dick-measuring contest - Alastor felt threatened by Lucifer's power and wanted to frick with him, and the whole thing with Alastor suddenly acting paternalistic towards Charlie was meant to be farfetched and a bit of a gag in that context. Weird the canon is so simple, I think most people definitely read too deeply into that conflict.
    Also apparently Charlie gets a very cool new outfit in the final episode (possibly one in her full demon form?).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw someone say that she confirmed Angel Dust doesn't die. Writer's pet.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, and she very strongly suggested someone does die in the final episode - I hate that it's looking more likely Sir Pentious will be killed, but from a narrative standpoint I can only see this happening to further Charlie's goals for redemption/setting the scene for S2. He might be "killed", but it gets him into heaven because his sacrifice is witnessed by Sera or Emily or some shit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >because his sacrifice is witnessed by Sera or Emily or some shit.
          Sera is evil. Emily and others don’t see anything.
          Adam is the most likely candidate for it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Possibly, but I don't think Adam doing a 180 and advocating for sinner's redemption, even if he witnessed it, is consistent with his characterization. I think it's more likely Emily will find a way to sneak down and intervene given her stance on the exterminations.

  120. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with Niffty.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's basically a pet anon. You don't frick pets.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not with that attitude.

  121. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if Adam literally goes nakey in the season finale and Lute follows along.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Fricking Christ anon
      I can only hold back my erection for so long

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ha ha ha imagine...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        absolute power couple

  122. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if Adam reveals that the guitar he solo'd on IS his dick?

  123. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam is way too cool to kill off

  124. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam still hasn't revealed his face, that's reason enough to keep him around

  125. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FRICKING SCREEN SHOT!?

  126. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lute never wears anything sinful or revealing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither does Adam. Although. Those tumblr heaven ocs are so “ughhhhhj my eyeeessssss!”

  127. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when do the episodes drop?

  128. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All these coping adamgays HAHAHHA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear that spoiler anon called them "the antagonist" just so we'd end up stuck arguing over who actually dies.
      Which is actually an impressive bit of trolling.

      Nah I've come to terms with Adam dying. Just means I can finally ignore this shit show afterwards.

      Adam is for ______

      Lute.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I swear that spoiler anon called them "the antagonist" just so we'd end up stuck arguing over who actually dies.
        Which is actually an impressive bit of trolling.
        Vox-Mask theorist here. I have said many many many many times, that this guy is clearly a staff/worker trying to hype up the show with suspense and drama with a “IDC about this show” excuse. Because it’s really really really clear he carefully worded his posts and is desperate to come off as “I am totally not shilling, I’m just using this using this as a fun opportunity”.

        The difference between a leaker and a staff leaker that loves their own show is this, the latter is a really really bad liar that tries to put on a dumb persona. The former doesn’t give two damns about his stances, only if the leak is true or not.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick it, you might be right, at this point it wouldn't surprise me. I find it doubtful that Amazon would be that incompetent to let someone else get access to all of this.
          It's certainly filled these threads up again and again as we try and reason shit out and makes sure they're always on the first page.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But why was everything about Cherri cucking Pent and how Vaggie became a fallen angel accurate then?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's saying they're a staff member trolling by pretending to be a disinterested normalgay to drum up hype. Which is entirely possible.

  129. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam is for ______

  130. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The only 2 fat men in both shows are dudebros supposed to be hateable but end up being somewhat endearing (especially Adam, Mammon is kind of a homosexual)
    Does Viv hate big men?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She wants "tumblr sexymen" so thin guys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Viv said Adam is her favorite character to write, she'd be happy that people are liking him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Again pretty sure she's lying, her favorite is clearly Alastor.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I said her favorite to WRITE, not her favorite character.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mammon is a cutie

  131. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if it's true that Lilith owns Alastor's soul? If Lilith dies by the end of the series, ownership of Al could fall to Charlie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, Alastor is going to own her soon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ownership of Al could fall to Charlie.
      But why though?

  132. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pentious WILL go to Heaven
    Adam WILL die
    Pentious WILL frick Lute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, it's Valentino.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adambros...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick is looking at that sexy pathetic nerd and going "what if he was a disgusting beefcake though"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vivienne Medrano by the way

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pentious is enamored by Lute's brazen authority
      >he still asks her to do a sex with him
      >she turns him down and walks into the sex room with Adam
      >the other Heavenly snake/Egyptian angel from St. Peter's song is there and they do a sex instead

  133. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam
    Funny misogynist who says dick a lot (this is a vivziepop show)
    >Valentino
    Rapist who assfricks and traumatizes the character all the writers love

    Valentinokeks your days are numbered

  134. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What face does Lute make when she sees something absolutely blasphemous

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We see it whenever she looks at Charlie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk, she starts singing about wieners in her mouth or something

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  135. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU GUYS ARE ANNOYING I HOPE SIR PENTIOUS AND ADAM ARE KILLED OFF. FRICK YOU

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO! FRICK YOU!

  136. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you be able to get away with fricking Charlie then ghosting her when she catches feelings?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You deserve ultrahell if you do that

  137. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHHHHHH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adamsisters… our response?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adamsisters… our response?

      This animation is so awkward.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like this shot tho

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          villain sue must villain sue I guess

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      This animation is so awkward.

      He looks a little wimpy in that frame flying down for a superman punch. I wonder if Adam has any actual fighting ability or mostly relies on the exterminators

      I like this shot tho

      this one feels like a spoiler tbh. Looks like the end of season cliffhanger when Alastor betrays the team

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this one feels like a spoiler tbh. Looks like the end of season cliffhanger when Alastor betrays the team

        Alastor and adam are going to fight

        >t.knower

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I wonder if Adam has any actual fighting ability or mostly relies on the exterminators
        He and Lute do, but it’s animated badly, like in episode 6’s vaggie reveal.

        Frick it, you might be right, at this point it wouldn't surprise me. I find it doubtful that Amazon would be that incompetent to let someone else get access to all of this.
        It's certainly filled these threads up again and again as we try and reason shit out and makes sure they're always on the first page.

        Even a sleazy leaker could easily keep up with the names because the characters keep saying them.
        There’s no way any lazy viewer/leaker would not know Adam’s, Val’s, Cherri’s, and Vox’s names, then correctly spell out Sir Pentious and Nifty. Or tell us that Cherri is “Angel’s best friend” and say “I don’t know her name”
        That is absurdly stupid. They are so bad with lying, it hurts me inside from pure laughter.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      H-he's fast!

  138. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam surviving might actually make the fandom collectively roar in approval

  139. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL CHECK THIS RIFF IT'S FRICKING TASTY

  140. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funny how much discussion this leaker generated just by being a moron who couldn't remember names

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how the only reason I think the leaker missed something about Pentious is because Viv loves Alex Brightman and killing off both his characters in the first season is something I don't see her doing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well that confirms it then
        Pentious dies, Adam lives

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how the only reason I think the leaker missed something about Pentious is because Viv loves Alex Brightman and killing off both his characters in the first season is something I don't see her doing.

      The leaker is someone who likes the show and likes working on it. He’s doing this on purpose. Again, leakers don’t use stupid “idc” personas unless they want to badly hide who they are.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'm convinced. This is some fricker who worked there and they've done a disturbingly good job at making us hype this shit up for them.

  141. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S VALENTINO IT'S VALENTINO IT'S VALENTINO IT'S VALENTINO

    ADAM IS NOT GONNA DIE

  142. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a song
    For the ladies,
    But fella's,
    Listen closely.
    You don't always have to frick her hard
    In fact sometimes that's not right to do
    Sometimes you got to make some love
    And frickin' give her some smooches too
    Sometimes you've got to squeeze
    Sometimes you've got to say please
    Sometimes you got to say hey
    I'm gonna frick you, softly
    I'm gonna screw you gently
    I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
    I'm gonna ball you discreetly
    And then you say hey I brought you flowers
    And then you say wait a minute Sally
    I think I've got something in my teeth
    Could you get it out for me
    That's frickin' teamwork
    What's your favorite posish
    That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
    What's your favorite dish
    I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar
    And then I'm gonna love you completely
    And then I'll fricking frick you discreetly
    And then I'll fricking bone you completely
    But then
    I'm gonna frick you hard
    Hard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a parody?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon... it's where Vivzie got her inspiration from to redeem sinners...

        ?si=x3d6_Fha-lCdhCjf

  143. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  144. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY IS THERE BARELY ANY ADAM LEWDS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because THATS FCKING GAY, WHAT ARE YOU, A H O M O S E X U A L ? IN Cinemaphile?!
      -Gabriel Ultrakill, 2024

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a blue board anon...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I meant in general

  145. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has leak anon said anything elese? Also is there any good fan fiction, fan art, and etc. yet?

  146. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which Hazbin Hotel girl is the most susceptible to Judgment Nut?

  147. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about Pentious, I just want him to frick the Aussie with his double Ds.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sir Pentious would give her a yeast infection with his piss, shit, frick-hole, cloaca dick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post link buddy.

  148. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie, I am waiting for you on your bed.

  149. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter is saying that the Vees are already confirmed as major antagonists in season 2
    Adamsisters it's looking grim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the Vees
      Can't wait for more of her

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If two Vee members are still alive, we still have the Vees.

      Yeah, I'm convinced. This is some fricker who worked there and they've done a disturbingly good job at making us hype this shit up for them.

      I think of all characters, it could be Val, Velvet, or even Sera (who worked with the Vees and chained Adam up into this crazy sinner-genocide with brainwashing). Perhaps Lucifer blackmails Sera by knowing the truth about her controlling Adam and the Vees making secret deals with her.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would love for it to be Val because I think it would make the most sense narrative wise but it probably is Adam. Expecting the worst and hoping for the best.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if not a Vee, I don’t think it’s Adam. With Adam and Sera, I think Sera is actually always watching the exterminations and enjoying them, with episode 6 seemingly giving us a glimpse of it from her eyes, the window to her spirit.
          Sera is also the true mastermind of the exterminations and tried to make Adam take the fall for them after brainwashing him into it.

          Or safely, Nifty just kills Val out of nowhere with a non-angelic weapon to guarantee his return.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The eye thing was just the scene in front of her being reflected in her eyes as she gave an awkward smile.
            Look I don't want it to be Adam, but everything is pointing towards it, and it seems we've also fallen for an attempt to generate free hype for this shitty show.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The eye thing was just the scene in front of her being reflected in her eyes as she gave an awkward smile.
              No, anon. This b***h is wearing a mask of false justice and dead white robes. Adam is literally treated like Joe Biden in Heaven, which is a massive red flag in him not being in control of himself at all (which wasn’t in the case in the garden). Two, she accuses of Adam coming up with the exterminations acts like they’re so dramatically “out of her control” when she easily can shut them down herself without an issue. Three, Adam is portrayed to be too stupid or incapable of making a big conspiracy and it doesn’t help we know that his mind might be washed up by the strange mask he never takes off, which is used by Lute to allow her to act more reckless, stupid, villainous, and evil (even more than masked Adam). Four, Sera is the one who stopped the court case when it’s heated and could get her into deep trouble, not Adam.
              Sera is too untrustworthy and a liar by omission.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you see the problem is that you're thinking about this more than viv did

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Viv spent ten years on this show and she hates bad mothers and manipulators far far far more than stupid fret boys who actually get along with their female partners. And Sera is the perfect combination of the two.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Charlie and Emily stop being salty. Never under how omission is consider lying.

  150. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but we'll at least see Adam's face before he dies right?

  151. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also, 3 year anniversary of the first appearance of Verosika.
    She hasn't been seen in 2+ years.

  152. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna marry Lute then leave her afterwards.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed Vergil.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You fricker

  153. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's she looking at, Cinemaphile?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a blue board anon...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >SIR
        >That is incredibly inappropriate.
        >Please come by my office later so we can discuss disciplinary action.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Loona said she prefers human males

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Provide evidence.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay. Here's a photo I just took of her https://files.catbox.moe/rwjhrw.png

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me slowly jerking off to her, standing just nearby.

  154. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dad beat Dad
      >wasted on Alastor
      I HATE this motherfricker for stealing the actually funny and more significant interactions we could've had with Adam vs Luci

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam vs Luci is the Season 1 finale gimmick, possibly with Lucifer taking Adam’s Lute into a wild goose chase.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Season 1 finale gimmick
          That's a good way to describe how most of these episodes feel, with moments that come off as being intentional fan bait meant to produce art/hype and the like rather than being interwoven to the greater whole of the episode/show

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  155. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pentbros...why isn't Pentious singing with the rest of the characters for the final song?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he’s in Heaven with Adam.

  156. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sucks to be Vaggie all the time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truuuuue

  157. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there good Emily fan fic yet?

  158. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/ladiesmanuwu/status/1746788122568929538
    >Three Vs
    Show's over, Adam dies, go home

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vox lives
      yahoo!
      >Val is still around
      God damn it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aw yes, shitter, totally reliable. Even so Viv has be known to do a little trolling. Of course she would want to hide who dies in Season 1.

      It's Valentino pal. It just works with the story so far.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Checking now the leaker said the antagonist dies
        >post defeat
        So unless Valentino also joins the fight it's looking increasingly unlikely it's him
        It's time to face the music my friend, the dickmaster is dead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>post defeat
          What if maskless Adam and Lucifer quickly and pathetically beaten Sera up to “stick it to the man”? So that’s why her defeat is so underwhelming in comparison to everything else, and they let her be killed by Nifty at of nowhere because Sera caused this MESS.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Val is an antagonist.
          I have a feeling the extermination isn't gonna be Charlie and hers vs Adam. It's going to be the Vees vs Adam and his.
          Velvette wouldn't shut up about wanting to go to war and not needing the other lords. Vox already advertised angel protection or whatever.
          There is a lot of writing on the wall.

          It's Val. I'm a smart boy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does anybody actually have this interview on hand? This is paraphrased so I'd like to see what she actually says.

  159. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "SINNERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this part of the pentagram before. There could be SINNERS anywhere." The polluted wind felt terrible against her bare face. "I HATE SINNERS" she thought. Feel Invincible reverberated through her entire mask, making it pulsate even as the cheap wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of demons after dark. "With wings, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"SINNERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be SINNERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare chest. "I HATE SINNERS" he thought. Hell is Forever reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of sinners after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

      holy kek we had the same thought. enjoy this shitty edit I made

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that adam in the passenger seat

  160. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's not looing good bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's gonna make it just you wait and see!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Him and Cherry Bomb seem like a big waste of time. Huskar and Nifty barely feel like they need to be there.

  161. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"SINNERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be SINNERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare chest. "I HATE SINNERS" he thought. Hell is Forever reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of sinners after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

  162. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How good is Lute in the bed room?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She will peg you whether you like it or not. She'll also be submissive and follow your every command. A power bottom with switch tendencies who Dommy Mommies and caresses her babies as they sink into her lap and/or breasts. Males only

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Males only
        Sureeeee

  163. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drawing a fallen version of Adam
    I'll finish and post it if he lives tomorrow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is he supposed to be dressed like Carl? That's pretty funny

  164. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly believe Lute’s going to lose one of her eyes to Vaggie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fair is fair, an eye for an eye
      it couldn't be more telegraphed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would vindicate the bad guys' ideolofy and we cant have that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would vindicate the bad guys' ideolofy and we cant have that

        If Lute does get attacked that hard, Adam would instinctively drop the fighting and go for her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you blaspheme in here!

  165. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone ahve link to the verbalese animation? I've gotta show it to a friend of mine

  166. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cope is making me sad. We have to accept that Adam isn't making it. It'll give Lute a cool revenge arc at least.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It won't though but yeah I agree. Adam's gone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It won't though but yeah I agree. Adam's gone.

      Adam dying is such a baffling decision when doing so would basically be the equivalent of dropping a nuke and destroying the stories narrative branches, considering the information we're provided so far, and lose any reason to take this story remotely seriously (which it clearly wants you to).

      If you wanted the guy to be expendable in the first season don't make it Adam of all people in your cartoon where the christian mythos is real, and his descendants are the people that Charlie is trying to redeem and help. All the while his wife Eve very obviously the main villain, and the director has not proven to have any writing chops whatsoever for me to believe that getting rid of him will be justified whatsoever. They are going to have to be very VERY careful with the context of his death and how Sera and co. reacts to their first creation and head of the exterminator gets offed that even the morons who are obsessed with this show may have enough neurons to question these choices.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon Viv is moronic. She's the one who turned HB into something that was basically like a fanfic of the original premise.
        Honestly the more I think of it, the more annoyed I get that we've been played for fools by some random butthole who probably works for their company to speculate on who it could be, but everything lines up too perfectly with it being Adam, and someone purposefully leaking it like this so that we'd argue it must be someone else.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is Vivze even aware of the leaker let alone us?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She likely organized it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No way she visits Cinemaphile with skin as paper thin as hers.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Our site is less offensive than Twitter.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's still been criticizing her nonstop, and it's not like she can block anons.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's really not worth worrying about.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever you say, Viv.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There has been a lot of staff trolling going on to drum up discussion, Lute's VA quote RT'd a tweet suggesting Lute is Eve with a devil emoji and then deleted it a day or so ago and implied in another tweet she got in trouble for posting it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm almost impressed that they're putting in the effort. Well anyway we had a decent run, we got some fanart of Adam and Lute, that's about all we could really expected.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if Sera is the one who ends up dead instead because Adam broken free from the mask’s control over him and she pulls a desperate “muh final boss mode” on him, that easily falters from Adam and Lucifer beating her up. And because she the origin of the mess (dropped by a line from Adam or Luci) Nifty comes in to “clean it up”.

  167. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F

  168. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lutegods i don't want to get bullied by the hellgays when our wife gets BTFO tomorrow...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's gonna live anon.
      You have to believe that.
      I can feel it in my penis.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lute's already confirmed to live

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My dick never lies. It's good to know you are allied with my dick.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Relax Adam

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dickmaster

  169. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck fellow Adamgays…

  170. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone remember to spread this shit to other threads, maybe we can at least slow down the conversation and stop the 24/7 free advertisement to the fat b***h.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Adam dies, we win and she loses!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, just again, make sure to mention this shit in other threads. This way we can hopefully stem the tide at least a little. Fat b***h shouldn't get to take advantage of us like this.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What if Viv 180s Adam into a tragic father and has Sera killed off instead for her conspiracy and using Adam as a tool of death against his own children. So in the heaven scene, Adam introduces himself to the first redeemed sinner, Sir Pentious.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Adam is probably going to fall. Then he's going to realize how awesome hell really is and bond with all his sinner children.

            I'm not Viv btw.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No. Adam would’ve been in hell in a long time ago if this was the case, and he loved Eve, the first human sinner. He’s instead depressed by hell and sinners. Which is different from how Sera actually feels about them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He pissed off his boss, Sera. I doubt she'll just let that slide while her relationship worsens with Emily.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's not going to, give up hope. We've been tricked and have just been trying to come up with a way for Adam not to die so that we can still have him in the show. They've done this so threads will be active and talk of hazbin hotel will be really visible, all for free.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Except Logo has implications of there being more Adam x Lute stuff that is only in the finale of season 1. So I doubt it.

              He pissed off his boss, Sera. I doubt she'll just let that slide while her relationship worsens with Emily.

              Sera is the b***h that deals with the Vees to brainwash Adam into being a moron. This is justice eventually crawling back to her and her corruption.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well for one I doubt that they're going to be honest and even if they are, they can do that and still have Adam die.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. Removing the mask form Adam is like removing the seal of the character so you can have an emotional moment with him.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon can you just give up this Vox theory you have

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, because lute’s blood reappears when she puts on the mask. What if the spikes on Adam’s clothes are a result of the mask’s effects on his mind.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're very annoying

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would angels set up some way to let Vox influence them? All you're doing is making people talk about this show in a way that gives it more publicity.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you seen episode 2 and 6 technology
                or the officially made Vox and Val social post where they are mysteriously invited to heaven?
                Not to mention, the exorcist masks are clearly hellish in origin. It’s stupid obvious there is corruption going around.

                You're very annoying

                You guys keep on the same death posts for several days. You get what you deserve.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >or the officially made Vox and Val social post where they are mysteriously invited to heaven?
                Sauce?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you seen episode 2 and 6 technology
                or the officially made Vox and Val social post where they are mysteriously invited to heaven?
                Not to mention, the exorcist masks are clearly hellish in origin. It’s stupid obvious there is corruption going around.
                [...]
                You guys keep on the same death posts for several days. You get what you deserve.

                If the post you're referring to is from one of the character instagrams from years ago, Viv confirmed they weren't canon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure that's just the team fricking up the art.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What if Angels have different forms like the Demons do. We've already seen Sera and Emily's eyes pop when they're emotional; and Alastor and other Sinners/Demons have morphed. Lute's change could happen to coincide with her being a blood covered zealot

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So something isn’t right when her and Adam put on the mask for some reason?

  171. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the magic lesbian kiss solves something, maybe it will somehow affect Adam’s mind and heart.

  172. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for my dick? absolutely

  173. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone drawn any comparisons between Mimzy and cartoon Beetlejuice yet? She's got a similar shape, nose, and I swear the knee slide in her song was something I saw in the Beetlejuice cartoon.

  174. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In episode 8, either of these characters die by Nifty to self conclude the series in season 1:
    >Sera for being the mastermind of the exterminations and messing with the heads of Adam and the exorcist with brainwashing.
    >Val for Angel’s arc.

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