They want to war with heaven so they can be at the top. Remember Vox's security business? There's no way Velvette didn't intuit that Carmilla Carmine has angelic weaponry or another method that can be stolen. One she has it, the Vees control what happens in Hell since Lucifer is still a depressed dad and Lilith is still AWOL. Their only true obstacles are Charlie herself and Alastor.
Jury's out on whether she was being homophobic or disapproving of an angel getting with not just a demon, but the princess of Hell. We won't know for sure until we see Lute scissoring her sisters in graphic detail onscreen to rule out homophobia.
They both disappeared around the same time.
I'm assuming Husker saying Alastor is "also on a leash" means Lilith somehow got him to sign a contract and that's the real reason why he's at the hotel.
Yeah, it makes a lot of sense because in the first episode we learn how Lilith is the one making demons powerful(with red-like magic) and Alastor is using powerful "red magic" to do weird stuff. Clearly Lilith has an agenda we don't know about yet.
What is charlie.
Being Lucifer daughter, I'd assume she's half angel.
Although I'm wondering if an Angel gets the wings ripped off, does that make them a "fallen" since it seems to imply Lucifer and Vaggie are no longer angels.
Her mom is lilith which does that make her part sinner?
She's a nephilim technically, since she's the spawn of an angel father and human mother. Lilith however is usually billed as "The First Demon" or Mother of Demons, so it's kinda iffy on what her true genealogy is
I wonder if Lute going to be one of those characters you're supposed yo hate, but end up liking more than the main character. Like Pacifica in Gravity falls.
I like the theory some people have while Angel Dust is trying to clean his act, Adam is slowly loosing control just allowed to do whatever he wants and spiraling.
You say that, but the crew likes her as much as the fans. Unlike GF where Alex Hirsch hated Pacifica and it was up to Matt Braly to save her character.
Though that's probably because of what she gets in S2
I wonder if Lute going to be one of those characters you're supposed yo hate, but end up liking more than the main character. Like Pacifica in Gravity falls.
Adam I understand.
I like the theory some people have while Angel Dust is trying to clean his act, Adam is slowly loosing control just allowed to do whatever he wants and spiraling.
>Season 1 focuses on Adam and Lute >Because they are the Sinner’s Grandpa and step-Grandma
i wish people would just say 'haha i like villains best don't you', instead of nowadays where we make these sad little posts of 'i like side or villain character instead of main character, boy i bet show creator is seething that i watched her show and enjoyed it!' crap
It was more like: >audition script for Adam gets leaked >everyone says he's cringe as frick with all the swearing and adolescent crude humor >Vivzie says Adam is her favorite to write >"as expected of Vivzie, figures she would like the cringiest character the most" >actual episode airs >"Adam is fricking based gigachad, best character in the show"
The switch-up needs to be studied because Adam's in-show dialogue isn't that much different at all or less cringe from his test dialogue. I guess even the worst dialogue CAN be saved by good and charismatic VAs.
yeah i think he is voiced by her favourite actor as well. some broadway guy.
The switch-up needs to be studied because Adam's in-show dialogue isn't that much different at all or less cringe from his test dialogue. I guess even the worst dialogue CAN be saved by good and charismatic VAs.
casting is like 50% of a character and i think vivzie is actually pretty good at it.
Adam seems to be puppeted by Heaven like Dogday from Poppy Playtime.
So maybe the finale is going to have them realize that he and the exorcist are controlled by the masks they’re wearing, causing further drama to Heaven.
And in season 2, we see backstories of Adam on Eve and Lute.
>Poppy Playtime
What is this homie on about, bro is gen alpha or what. Skibidi my friend.
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Anonymous
Hahaha Hahahaha Hahahah
It’s something you don’t want to KNOW.
I recommend just buying chapter three and giving it a go and I will ensure you that you will never forget him.
I don't think Adam has been utilized to even half his potential and killing him now would cause more narrative damage than benefit.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I don't think Adam has been utilized to even half his potential
I feel that way about the entire cast, which is why the "someone is going to die" thing is worrying.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I mean, we are 6 episodes in. Hardly any time to actually get to know any cast member.
3 months ago
Anonymous
We're probably getting his sad backstory with Eve in episode 8 if he dies there.
I had a dream the season finale was a mix of cheap CGI and live action because the budget ran out. There was a part where Charlie was flying around on a t-posing Alastor's back like he was Falkor from Neverending Story. And to stop the exterminations the gang needed to build a railroad connecting hell and earth.
Enjoy the threads for what they are now, because once the episodes are released and the leaker is proved right, everyone here will turn its back on the show just because they killed characters, regardless if their deaths are earned or not.
Cinemaphile will be /HAZ/binned forever more. People will be begging for their threads to be sent to the sanctuary that is /trash/ but the refugees will be sent back.
i really dont understand this shows popularity
the character designs are terrible and i really dislike the overly red color schemes
its just ugly and has an annoying attitude
I've been thinking I think it's some type of leftover residue from Saturday morning cartoon that my brain just wants to watch new episodes of colorful cartoons.
Vaggie lose her other eye in an attempt to save Charlie from an attack done by Adam.
Alastor starts grooming Charlie more
Husk and Nifty figure out who owns Alastor
Angle Dust kills Valentíno and meets his sister.
Sir Pentious get's laid by Cherri while dyeing.
Lucifer tires to win Charlie back
Vox get's killed off in the lame way possible
Emily uses the orb to find out the truth and get's exiled because of it.
Emily goes to both Earth and Hell and get's taken advantage of before arriving to the hotel.
Sera goes off the deep end
Adam gets killed by Charlie
The war between Heaven and Hell ends in a stalemate
Sera decides to have another child after exiling Emily
Eve and Lilith are going to be the misunderstood villains
>Not putting in "what are we even TALKING about?!" as the text
I put out the /r/equest in the last general and some anon made it. I asked for both >angry Lute noises
Or >what are we even talking about
I also asked for a masked/maskless version(s). When anon delivered I did not look the gift horse in the mouth.
Appreciate the edit tho
Could confirm that even if Pentious dies, he goes to heaven. Meaning he can still be in S2 and do stuff, but not in hell anymore. Maybe a storyline where he hates heaven for being too boring and misses hell.
She probably doesn't consider Adam a "main character" but a season 1 villain.
The problem with Adam is that he was a man that did give sinners a chance in life, like he did with Eve, and 99% of them ended up being utterly evil even under this hope he had for them.
Charlie is simply overly young and not aware of how bad her environment truly is. Nor had the mortal perspective Adam had.
After seeing the trailer for the next episode and during my afternoon nap, I had a dream where Charlie and Alastor were smoking weed while sitting in her bed and at some point, he kisses her.
This scene might have been inspired by a piece of Charlastor fanart. Viv likes Charlastor art on occasion on twitter and insta (not super often), so maybe her views on it have softened.
And people are convinced Vivziepop hates Charlastor… because? It seems to me that she’s stoking a hugh forest fire for this ship with the Lucifer vs Alastor and now this. He touches Charlie alot
He touches everyone a lot. It has been stated he does this to show dominance and he doesn't like other touching him, just him touching others. Psycho behaviour.
I dislike both her and Adam. They're too comically evil. It's not like anyone in the show is particularly deep, but 8 episodes was not enough to flesh out all the characters they added. Season 1 should have been ten episodes and ended at the end of last episode.
When the exterminators are first shown and even through to the overlord meeting, I thought it was implied that the exterminators are just robots imbued with angelic power, as an actual angel will start becoming corrupted by entering hell or something
Kinda disappointed they didn’t go down that route honestly
I assume season 1 will end with Charlie proving that someone can be redeemed by the hotel and then season 2 will be about the Vs trying to shut her down because sinners leaving hell cuts into their power or something.
>Hol 4
What? I'm not enough of a tabletop nerd to know that one
Hearts of Iron 4. Actual strategy game.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Oh that game. if mit wasnt for Victoria 3 I would still call it the worst Paradox game. Though that doesnt mean much anymore either since they all just suck now. Bless not paying for their shit.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Oh that? I thought you were talking about some other tabletop D&D game like how WH40k started out
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>Playing the tabletop/og versions instead of the videogames
Never have been that kind of nerd, tabletop games are just so hard to get into.
I've been thinking about the Cherubs existing in Hazbin universe. Obviously they're still on earth but for the sake of horny reasons. Keenie and Collin are captured and taken to Hell, and eventually make they're way through the back channels to Velvette. For a show of power she keeps them chained up in her room, also because she doesn't want Valentino to know so she keeps it a secret from him.
Which to say it's not that big of a secret, but if Valentino stopped doing drugs, partying, and obsessing over Angel he could probably piece it together, but he's not so it's fine.
I still can’t parse if it’s supposed to be >”Cotton candy, tit-havin’, b***h”
or >”Cotton-candy-tit-havin’, b***h”
First makes more sense structurally, but implies that either Millie is flat or jealous at getting mogged and so isn’t much of an insult- second works more as an insult as it would be Millie saying that Keenie only has chest fur to pad the front of her dress but doesn’t flow as well.
I really want a lute episode of her day off and she has a check list of things she needs to do. Everytime she's about to do one, Adam calls and ask for help. Then at the end of the day, she does everything all in one go.
Shows up to work the next day tired, Adam "so you enjoy your day off?"
>Viv said a character dies. >Singular and doesn't specify that it's someone from the main cast
Good god, I know I'm just coping, but killing off Pentious AND Adam at the end of the first season will kill my hopes for season 2.
>Reminder that if you actually manage to marry those three up top and frick them, they will become fallen angels
Well, angels cannot frick in the first place because they dont have physical forms. They can only physically manifest according to God's will. So, if God's will is for them to marry you and have children with you, then they cannot becoem fallen angels because God has ordained your union.
It would not happen in the first place, obviously.
>Well, angels cannot frick in the first place because they dont have physical forms. They can only physically manifest according to God's will.
You really ought to actually read about the Grigori mentioned in my post.
>You really ought to actually read about the Grigori mentioned in my post.
You really ought to actually read any christian doctrine. Angels with permanent physical forms are not really angels.
>Americans when an 18 year old dates someone who is 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes old >Europeans when they pick the literal most unlikely case as a basis for why an adult should be able to frick a minor.
So is the entire show a reverse-allegory for open borders and migration?
Should white countries employ the same tactics that the angels use for population control in 3rd world countries, to stop the flow of migrants and reduce overpopulation in general?
And instead of demon masks they should just put on blackface.
So I grab the mic and I'm like
What's up? You on my line what the frick,
did I do to make you feel this way, girl I'm stuck.
Between a rock in a heart place. Get out MySpace,
they on top and I'm trying' to pop all 8.
Take all dates, check all face,
Every girl wanna know how the bar taste.
You don't love me, you love my dog.
And the way my pockets green like kermet the frog.
Maybe it's the ice neck, my chest is frosty.
You would have a heart attack if I let you floss me. Yea
to the left with that crazy shit please,
Stop whining like a baby b***h.
I'll never cut cake never pay ya b***h
I love you but ya boy still a playa b***h.
Now you couldn't tame me with a chain and whip.
Why I always gotta go for the crazy chicks.
>Lute's sudden regret when this ends up being the biggest Nephilim to ever exist >So large, she's rendered immobile by the pregnancy only one month in
The problem with giants
>Three months in, you can barely see her >Emily comes by, asks Lute if she is okay >Adam proudly proclaims this is gonna be a big one(wearing a #1 Dad Baseball cap)
Alastor has been set up to battle Vox.
Vaggie has been set up to battle Lute.
Charlie has been set up to SHARE FEELINGS with Adam.
Angel, Husker and Pent on backup.
But remember, kids, this isn't one of your shonen manga.
Viv wants to write a musical, not DragonBall fricking Z.
His Angelic Security. He can sell demons a spot on the no-kill list for a premium. Meanwhile he's cutting deals with Angels, giving up the whereabouts of key players in hell at extermination time in exchange for not touching the demons subscribed to his security program.
Gives him a perfect reason to preserve the status quo.
I don't think she's such a bad character as is, especially now that she's got a proper backstory and all. But I'd probably give her a character to bounce off of that isn't Charlie who she's always supportive of since she works well as a tsukkomi.
She always just felt like she was the person Charlie was dating. It was nice that they gave her the angel backstory. Without she's just the supportive girlfriend.
She does get along with Angel and bosses around Alastor a bunch. It's just her no-nonsense personality doesn't lead to any funny hijinks or notable moments, so she's unremarkable.
Her plot in episode 3 was also the most rushed by far. Her "fight" with Charlie made no sense.
How am I suppose to hate these two again? Theyre correct, funny, and attractive? Unlike all the blasphemous demons who are unfunny and gay. Im suppose to root against them why?
Then erecting a giant tower in the middle of Capulet city, challenging your brother to a fight to the death, then jumping into the demon world to face Mundus!
The entire situation Sena and Adam seems like a weird mastermind operation in which she brainwashed Adam for the extermination operation and sets it up so she can blame him for its fallout. Since Adam is shown mourning and sulking about Hell while Sena has fire in her eyes and a sadistic smile about its fiery destruction.
And we’ve seen, in season 1, superiors chaining up their greatest agents to their wills (Val and Angel, Alastor and Husk, Lilith and Alastor) and it happens that Sena’s Adam is the only brilliantly golden-winged angel in heaven. Adam is the only one of the original three humans being completely concealed under a suspicious mask on heaven of all things, when he proclaims the implied recent exterminations.
I respect vivzie for finally heeding the fandom demand for the thicc bod chubby chaser girls out there but the fact that none of them can design anyone who isn't coke-thin so they put him in a giant muumuu is a bit patronizing
No woman wants a chubby guy. No your personal anecdote does not count. Not ever in my life has a woman mentioned that being attractive nor have said it to me.
>literally whole fandoms full of girls who want soft shlubby men >endless amounts of fanart exactly like this, girls discussing it and who their favourite characters are >literally provided an example
they don't hate you cuz you're fat, anon, they hate you because you're an incel. It's sooooo easy to score a hot girlfriend these days because the bar is so low, all you have to do is not be a frickwad and treat her as a human being and you're like above the 98% percentile in terms of male value, they trip over themselves for a soft squishy hug
all of you are going to the gym, drinking protein shakes, when all you have to do is find a cute hobby and hold her hand and you're in. It's so easy. baka
>No your personal anecdote does not count. Not ever in my life has a woman mentioned that being attractive nor have said it to me. >Proceeds to use personal anecdote as a basis for his claim
Anon...
he fills out that angel robe real good
so he's fat until proven otherwise
I have never had a woman approach me. Simple as!
that is because you are probably an insecure butthole who they're scared will become a stalker and/or try to extort them, try being nicer and bathe more
LUTE! A THOUSAND TIMES LUTE!
I'D LET HER SLAY ME JUST TO FEEL THE BITE OF HER SWORD!
GOD I WISH I COULD PULL ON HER WINGS WHILE I FRICK HER INTO OBLIVION!
Look I really like Adam, he's hilarious. But no, the fat b***h is going to write him as dying, likely to something stupid. But at least this means we can finally give up on this shit-ass show.
The "I'm doing X for everyone here!" joke has been one of the few jokes that made me laugh so far. It's just funny how awkward he is, Sir Pentious just like me for real.
I didn't even notice that before. Man Lute and Adam have a great thing going.
Adam dying is so ass even if you don't like him, because Sera changing her ways and forcing him and his exorcists to be Charlie's redemption hotel employees would be peak comedic ending
Adam dying is so ass even if you don't like him, because Sera changing her ways and forcing him and his exorcists to be Charlie's redemption hotel employees would be peak comedic ending
Adam is literally shown to kneel to Lute several times in season 1. Their relationship is literally far less lopsided than anyone else in this stupid show. Note to mention, Adam is grandpa.
Fricks sake does anyone have a link to this leakers shit? I've heard so much shit about it that I am now halfway convinced we've got a game of telephone on our hands where no one is quite sure what they have and have not said.
Could be Sera, Vox, Lute, Adam ,Valentino or even Alastor.
Adam is the most prominent and consistently antagonistic.
So a lot of people assume it's going to be him.
My money is on Valentino.
As much as I want to hope for Adam to survive, I must mentally prepare for the worst, so that I am not dissapointed if it happens. And it kinda makes sense for it to happen.
3 months ago
Anonymous
No it doesn’t make sense. It literally destroys the show if they kill the daddy of all sinners instead of reaching for his heart.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Lute is far more likely to die. She has no plot relevance, and it makes karmic sense for Vaggie to kill her.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Apparently her VA is getting lines for season 2 though?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Lute has not been shown to be as brazen or dickish as Adam. She is, implied, to be more competent than he is. Plus it would feel like a cop out for the fanbase who hate Adam if she were to die in his stead.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Lute’s plot relevance is being Adam’s “I finally moved on from Eve” wife who will likely be the step-mom of all sinners.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Lute is practically confirmed for S2 so it's not gonna be her
The issue is that the leaker predicted Pentious having a crush on Cherri and her cucking him, as well as the exact circumstances of how Vaggie became a fallen angelm, this was before we even had episode 3 and 4.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141757779/#141761819
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah this seems like we're about to be stuck with Adam dying unfortunately.
>Adam is in a mystery mask that seemingly makes him and his angels worse >Sera is the one who shows true pleasure for hell’s destruction without it
Wait, is Sera the one who gets unceremoniously killed off instead because Adam broke the mask and she went into total-damage-control?
She is plainly super corrupt.
Sera was apologetic during the song. I don't think we're getting her as the antagonist, despite how much more I'd enjoy the show if Adam wasn't gone.
Well eh, frick it, I can just ignore it after this when more shit comes out I guess?
Lucifer: "Char-char now that your mother is gone, Hell needs a new queen, and I know just the right princess for the job!"
Charlie: "Uhh..."
Lucifer: *gets down on one knee* "Will you, Charlie cakes, make me the happiest father and husband in Hell?"
3 months ago
Anonymous
3 months ago
Anonymous
>*A few moments later
3 months ago
Anonymous
Kek anon i'm the original writer of that, surprised people saved it
||I really need to write a wholesome shipping fic with them sometime. Ideas?~||
3 months ago
Anonymous
>"Dad.... I'm with the Radio Demon..."
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Lucifer flicks Alastor and his head fricking explodes
Not anymore! HA-HA-HA!
3 months ago
Anonymous
Alastor isn't afraid of his future father-in-law. Al has balls to mess around with people as much as he does.
3 months ago
Anonymous
If Alastor wasn't helping his daughter. Lucifer would send him to double Hell.
3 months ago
Anonymous
He knew Lucifer wouldn't risk his relationship with Charlie just to take him down, and he was right.
Acting smug when you're holding the ace is hardly impressive, anon.
Luci could breath on him just a little too hard and accidentally erase his entire existence.
From what I gather, the leaker was right on the details of Vaggie's backstory, as in things that cannot be derived from the obvious sings, like her X eye correlating with the exorcists' masks. So we are basically relying on that authority. Also, it kinda makes narrative sense for Adam to die.
To be fair about the leaks, just because they knew about ep5/6 doesn't necessarily mean they know about 7 and 8. They could also have been trolling for fun, and iirc they said that they didn't really know the lore of the show so who knows what's actually meant by 'dying' in this context.
My schizo theory about Adam is that he 'dies' in Hell and instead of disappearing he gets his divine judgement for the first time (he didn't when he went to Heaven the first time on account of being the first of God's creations so he's technically still 'eligible' for one), and then ends up in Hell and has to work his way back up with Lute in tow.
Has Viv actually explained how dying works in her verse? If souls can actually die for real in a naruralistic sense, what even is the point of an afterlife?
My theory: >Pentious distracts Adam, sacrificing himself to save Cherri and a couple other characters >Adam gets beaten by Alastor, Lucifer, and Charlie >Niffty finishes Adam off because funny >The last scene shows that instead of dying Pentious got redeemed into Heaven
Viv loves Alex Brightman, and I don't think she would kill both characters he voices at the end of the first season of the show.
>a bloo bloo Lucifer was doomed to reside in hell and only ever see the worst of mankind
meanwhile in Helluva Boss everyone is hopping into the mortal world and sometimes even dragging the mortals back to hell without killing them. it's fricking moronic
This reminds me that one time I was writing an ending to one of my own stories and it was so painful killing off a certain character I was crying over my paper and the editing session later was intense because the words were just rushing through my brain
But it was so overwhelming and this was just for one ending of a multi ended thing
That is all to say that I think
Normal people do yes, competent people.
The fat b***h isn't competent.
is right
Viv doesn't have the self discipline to put story over wish fulfillment which is where a lot of writers (and "writers" who are artists first) frick up
However Alastor is not cringe and has a lot more to do
>Adam is in a mystery mask that seemingly makes him and his angels worse >Sera is the one who shows true pleasure for hell’s destruction without it
Wait, is Sera the one who gets unceremoniously killed off instead because Adam broke the mask and she went into total-damage-control?
She is plainly super corrupt.
>Emily, a lower angel causes chaos already against Sera’s rule
Oh. So when Charlie and go. Deactivate/break the exorcist masks, Adam, one of the most known and powerful figures of heaven, will instantly become a humongous problem for Sera. >3) Stick it to the MAN
Sera will go to hell and try stopping him right there and then, wouldn’t she?
Will their first kiss be in Season 2? >totally a father-daughter relationship bro
I don't know. Viv seems to be stoking the flames, even if to eventually shoot it down (and fail again).
He's trying to be redeemed and he's what the center it around. Valentino dying would be important towards progressing that arc.
Their relationship has gotten more screen time than Adam or Lute.
I mean, he already had his stick-it-to-Val moment in ep 6. He'll still be a drug and sex addict and it might be interesting to see how these things manifest/how he deals with it without having the directly forced element from Valentino. I guess to show that Angel can struggle to be better even without Val's influence because Charlie annulling the contract to instantly solve Angel's issues later in the series would be way worse.
Val seems to be the villain we're supposed to hate the most with the least redeeming qualities/entertainment value, and Vox and whatever the black chick's name was haven't had enough impact to kill off yet.
Jesus is God. He turn your spirit into his bride and your body into a spirit-like form for your soul to reside in.
If you ask “how”
Remember that God himself is weird when it comes to persons and we reflect it.
Alright Brightmanchads, pick one character to save, Sir Pentious or Adam.
Ironically, Sir Pentious. I'd love to watch him get more confident and finally get Cherri Bomb. If Adam dies that just means Lute gets a promotion and emotional power up to rip and tear through vile and blasphemous demons
>Ironically, Sir Pentious. I'd love to watch him get more confident and finally get Cherri Bomb. If Adam dies that just means Lute gets a promotion and emotional power up to rip and tear through vile and blasphemous demons
Only you know the moron Viv can't write this shit.
I think HH needs to have Adam hug Pentious and call him by “son”, to show that in Heaven, the greatest reward the redeemed sinner will have is knowing their loving father, Adam.
I like Pentious more but Adam would provide more material by just surviving, especially if season 1 ends with heaven and hell reaching some sort of agreement.
Thinking about it Valentino being the one to die does make sense when you consider that Niffty had a personal run-in with him unlike Adam and it would allow Vox to take over as a main villain in season 2. And seeing as Lute is his proverbial right hand man it doesn't make much sense for her to be around without him.
The biggest reasons why I doubt Adam will die is his first man plot armor and how emotional it will be for Adam to introduce his first redeemed sinner to heaven and call him by “son”.
Yeah see I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. I don't buy that Adam is her favorite when Alastor is her tumblr sexyman that she made because her fatass self gets horny for him.
The biggest reasons why I doubt Adam will die is his first man plot armor and how emotional it will be for Adam to introduce his first redeemed sinner to heaven and call him by “son”.
Adam at this point in the show is far away from that kind of maturity. I can see him developing to this point event if he survives but as the main face of the exterminators his chances are slim
Watching the live Q&A with Vivzie and Charlie + Alastor's VAs and it has been pretty insightful for their characters so far.
Vivzie confirmed the animosity between Alastor and Lucifer was kind of a dick-measuring contest - Alastor felt threatened by Lucifer's power and wanted to frick with him, and the whole thing with Alastor suddenly acting paternalistic towards Charlie was meant to be farfetched and a bit of a gag in that context. Weird the canon is so simple, I think most people definitely read too deeply into that conflict.
Also apparently Charlie gets a very cool new outfit in the final episode (possibly one in her full demon form?).
Yep, and she very strongly suggested someone does die in the final episode - I hate that it's looking more likely Sir Pentious will be killed, but from a narrative standpoint I can only see this happening to further Charlie's goals for redemption/setting the scene for S2. He might be "killed", but it gets him into heaven because his sacrifice is witnessed by Sera or Emily or some shit.
>because his sacrifice is witnessed by Sera or Emily or some shit.
Sera is evil. Emily and others don’t see anything.
Adam is the most likely candidate for it.
Possibly, but I don't think Adam doing a 180 and advocating for sinner's redemption, even if he witnessed it, is consistent with his characterization. I think it's more likely Emily will find a way to sneak down and intervene given her stance on the exterminations.
I swear that spoiler anon called them "the antagonist" just so we'd end up stuck arguing over who actually dies.
Which is actually an impressive bit of trolling.
Nah I've come to terms with Adam dying. Just means I can finally ignore this shit show afterwards.
>I swear that spoiler anon called them "the antagonist" just so we'd end up stuck arguing over who actually dies.
Which is actually an impressive bit of trolling.
Vox-Mask theorist here. I have said many many many many times, that this guy is clearly a staff/worker trying to hype up the show with suspense and drama with a “IDC about this show” excuse. Because it’s really really really clear he carefully worded his posts and is desperate to come off as “I am totally not shilling, I’m just using this using this as a fun opportunity”.
The difference between a leaker and a staff leaker that loves their own show is this, the latter is a really really bad liar that tries to put on a dumb persona. The former doesn’t give two damns about his stances, only if the leak is true or not.
Frick it, you might be right, at this point it wouldn't surprise me. I find it doubtful that amazon would be that incompetent to let someone else get access to all of this.
It's certainly filled these threads up again and again as we try and reason shit out and makes sure they're always on the first page.
>The only 2 fat men in both shows are dudebros supposed to be hateable but end up being somewhat endearing (especially Adam, Mammon is kind of a homosexual)
Does Viv hate big men?
>Pentious is enamored by Lute's brazen authority >he still asks her to do a sex with him >she turns him down and walks into the sex room with Adam >the other Heavenly snake/Egyptian angel from St. Peter's song is there and they do a sex instead
>Adam
Funny misogynist who says dick a lot (this is a vivziepop show) >Valentino
Rapist who assfricks and traumatizes the character all the writers love
He looks a little wimpy in that frame flying down for a superman punch. I wonder if Adam has any actual fighting ability or mostly relies on the exterminators
I like this shot tho
this one feels like a spoiler tbh. Looks like the end of season cliffhanger when Alastor betrays the team
>I wonder if Adam has any actual fighting ability or mostly relies on the exterminators
He and Lute do, but it’s animated badly, like in episode 6’s vaggie reveal.
Frick it, you might be right, at this point it wouldn't surprise me. I find it doubtful that amazon would be that incompetent to let someone else get access to all of this.
It's certainly filled these threads up again and again as we try and reason shit out and makes sure they're always on the first page.
Even a sleazy leaker could easily keep up with the names because the characters keep saying them.
There’s no way any lazy viewer/leaker would not know Adam’s, Val’s, Cherri’s, and Vox’s names, then correctly spell out Sir Pentious and Nifty. Or tell us that Cherri is “Angel’s best friend” and say “I don’t know her name”
That is absurdly stupid. They are so bad with lying, it hurts me inside from pure laughter.
Funny how the only reason I think the leaker missed something about Pentious is because Viv loves Alex Brightman and killing off both his characters in the first season is something I don't see her doing.
Funny how the only reason I think the leaker missed something about Pentious is because Viv loves Alex Brightman and killing off both his characters in the first season is something I don't see her doing.
The leaker is someone who likes the show and likes working on it. He’s doing this on purpose. Again, leakers don’t use stupid “idc” personas unless they want to badly hide who they are.
This is a song
For the ladies,
But fella's,
Listen closely.
You don't always have to frick her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And frickin' give her some smooches too
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey
I'm gonna frick you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's frickin' teamwork
What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fricking frick you discreetly
And then I'll fricking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna frick you hard
Hard
If two Vee members are still alive, we still have the Vees.
Yeah, I'm convinced. This is some fricker who worked there and they've done a disturbingly good job at making us hype this shit up for them.
I think of all characters, it could be Val, Velvet, or even Sera (who worked with the Vees and chained Adam up into this crazy sinner-genocide with brainwashing). Perhaps Lucifer blackmails Sera by knowing the truth about her controlling Adam and the Vees making secret deals with her.
I would love for it to be Val because I think it would make the most sense narrative wise but it probably is Adam. Expecting the worst and hoping for the best.
if not a Vee, I don’t think it’s Adam. With Adam and Sera, I think Sera is actually always watching the exterminations and enjoying them, with episode 6 seemingly giving us a glimpse of it from her eyes, the window to her spirit.
Sera is also the true mastermind of the exterminations and tried to make Adam take the fall for them after brainwashing him into it.
Or safely, Nifty just kills Val out of nowhere with a non-angelic weapon to guarantee his return.
The eye thing was just the scene in front of her being reflected in her eyes as she gave an awkward smile.
Look I don't want it to be Adam, but everything is pointing towards it, and it seems we've also fallen for an attempt to generate free hype for this shitty show.
>The eye thing was just the scene in front of her being reflected in her eyes as she gave an awkward smile.
No, anon. This b***h is wearing a mask of false justice and dead white robes. Adam is literally treated like Joe Biden in Heaven, which is a massive red flag in him not being in control of himself at all (which wasn’t in the case in the garden). Two, she accuses of Adam coming up with the exterminations acts like they’re so dramatically “out of her control” when she easily can shut them down herself without an issue. Three, Adam is portrayed to be too stupid or incapable of making a big conspiracy and it doesn’t help we know that his mind might be washed up by the strange mask he never takes off, which is used by Lute to allow her to act more reckless, stupid, villainous, and evil (even more than masked Adam). Four, Sera is the one who stopped the court case when it’s heated and could get her into deep trouble, not Adam.
Sera is too untrustworthy and a liar by omission.
3 months ago
Anonymous
you see the problem is that you're thinking about this more than viv did
3 months ago
Anonymous
Viv spent ten years on this show and she hates bad mothers and manipulators far far far more than stupid fret boys who actually get along with their female partners. And Sera is the perfect combination of the two.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Charlie and Emily stop being salty. Never under how omission is consider lying.
>Dad beat Dad >wasted on Alastor
I HATE this motherfricker for stealing the actually funny and more significant interactions we could've had with Adam vs Luci
>Season 1 finale gimmick
That's a good way to describe how most of these episodes feel, with moments that come off as being intentional fan bait meant to produce art/hype and the like rather than being interwoven to the greater whole of the episode/show
Checking now the leaker said the antagonist dies >post defeat
So unless Valentino also joins the fight it's looking increasingly unlikely it's him
It's time to face the music my friend, the dickmaster is dead
>>post defeat
What if maskless Adam and Lucifer quickly and pathetically beaten Sera up to “stick it to the man”? So that’s why her defeat is so underwhelming in comparison to everything else, and they let her be killed by Nifty at of nowhere because Sera caused this MESS.
Val is an antagonist.
I have a feeling the extermination isn't gonna be Charlie and hers vs Adam. It's going to be the Vees vs Adam and his.
Velvette wouldn't shut up about wanting to go to war and not needing the other lords. Vox already advertised angel protection or whatever.
There is a lot of writing on the wall.
"SINNERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this part of the pentagram before. There could be SINNERS anywhere." The polluted wind felt terrible against her bare face. "I HATE SINNERS" she thought. Feel Invincible reverberated through her entire mask, making it pulsate even as the cheap wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of demons after dark. "With wings, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
>"SINNERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be SINNERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare chest. "I HATE SINNERS" he thought. Hell is Forever reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of sinners after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
holy kek we had the same thought. enjoy this shitty edit I made
>"SINNERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be SINNERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare chest. "I HATE SINNERS" he thought. Hell is Forever reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of sinners after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
She will peg you whether you like it or not. She'll also be submissive and follow your every command. A power bottom with switch tendencies who Dommy Mommies and caresses her babies as they sink into her lap and/or breasts. Males only
Adam dying is such a baffling decision when doing so would basically be the equivalent of dropping a nuke and destroying the stories narrative branches, considering the information we're provided so far, and lose any reason to take this story remotely seriously (which it clearly wants you to).
If you wanted the guy to be expendable in the first season don't make it Adam of all people in your cartoon where the christian mythos is real, and his descendants are the people that Charlie is trying to redeem and help. All the while his wife Eve very obviously the main villain, and the director has not proven to have any writing chops whatsoever for me to believe that getting rid of him will be justified whatsoever. They are going to have to be very VERY careful with the context of his death and how Sera and co. reacts to their first creation and head of the exterminator gets offed that even the morons who are obsessed with this show may have enough neurons to question these choices.
Anon Viv is moronic. She's the one who turned HB into something that was basically like a fanfic of the original premise.
Honestly the more I think of it, the more annoyed I get that we've been played for fools by some random butthole who probably works for their company to speculate on who it could be, but everything lines up too perfectly with it being Adam, and someone purposefully leaking it like this so that we'd argue it must be someone else.
There has been a lot of staff trolling going on to drum up discussion, Lute's VA quote RT'd a tweet suggesting Lute is Eve with a devil emoji and then deleted it a day or so ago and implied in another tweet she got in trouble for posting it.
I'm almost impressed that they're putting in the effort. Well anyway we had a decent run, we got some fanart of Adam and Lute, that's about all we could really expected.
What if Sera is the one who ends up dead instead because Adam broken free from the mask’s control over him and she pulls a desperate “muh final boss mode” on him, that easily falters from Adam and Lucifer beating her up. And because she the origin of the mess (dropped by a line from Adam or Luci) Nifty comes in to “clean it up”.
Someone remember to spread this shit to other threads, maybe we can at least slow down the conversation and stop the 24/7 free advertisement to the fat b***h.
Sure, just again, make sure to mention this shit in other threads. This way we can hopefully stem the tide at least a little. Fat b***h shouldn't get to take advantage of us like this.
What if Viv 180s Adam into a tragic father and has Sera killed off instead for her conspiracy and using Adam as a tool of death against his own children. So in the heaven scene, Adam introduces himself to the first redeemed sinner, Sir Pentious.
No. Adam would’ve been in hell in a long time ago if this was the case, and he loved Eve, the first human sinner. He’s instead depressed by hell and sinners. Which is different from how Sera actually feels about them.
3 months ago
Anonymous
He pissed off his boss, Sera. I doubt she'll just let that slide while her relationship worsens with Emily.
She's not going to, give up hope. We've been tricked and have just been trying to come up with a way for Adam not to die so that we can still have him in the show. They've done this so threads will be active and talk of hazbin hotel will be really visible, all for free.
Except Logo has implications of there being more Adam x Lute stuff that is only in the finale of season 1. So I doubt it.
He pissed off his boss, Sera. I doubt she'll just let that slide while her relationship worsens with Emily.
Sera is the b***h that deals with the Vees to brainwash Adam into being a moron. This is justice eventually crawling back to her and her corruption.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Well for one I doubt that they're going to be honest and even if they are, they can do that and still have Adam die.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Nah. Removing the mask form Adam is like removing the seal of the character so you can have an emotional moment with him.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Anon can you just give up this Vox theory you have
3 months ago
Anonymous
No, because lute’s blood reappears when she puts on the mask. What if the spikes on Adam’s clothes are a result of the mask’s effects on his mind.
3 months ago
Anonymous
You're very annoying
3 months ago
Anonymous
Why would angels set up some way to let Vox influence them? All you're doing is making people talk about this show in a way that gives it more publicity.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Have you seen episode 2 and 6 technology
or the officially made Vox and Val social post where they are mysteriously invited to heaven?
Not to mention, the exorcist masks are clearly hellish in origin. It’s stupid obvious there is corruption going around.
You're very annoying
You guys keep on the same death posts for several days. You get what you deserve.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>or the officially made Vox and Val social post where they are mysteriously invited to heaven?
Sauce?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Have you seen episode 2 and 6 technology
or the officially made Vox and Val social post where they are mysteriously invited to heaven?
Not to mention, the exorcist masks are clearly hellish in origin. It’s stupid obvious there is corruption going around.
[...]
You guys keep on the same death posts for several days. You get what you deserve.
If the post you're referring to is from one of the character instagrams from years ago, Viv confirmed they weren't canon.
3 months ago
Anonymous
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure that's just the team fricking up the art.
3 months ago
Anonymous
What if Angels have different forms like the Demons do. We've already seen Sera and Emily's eyes pop when they're emotional; and Alastor and other Sinners/Demons have morphed. Lute's change could happen to coincide with her being a blood covered zealot
3 months ago
Anonymous
So something isn’t right when her and Adam put on the mask for some reason?
Has anyone drawn any comparisons between Mimzy and cartoon Beetlejuice yet? She's got a similar shape, nose, and I swear the knee slide in her song was something I saw in the Beetlejuice cartoon.
In episode 8, either of these characters die by Nifty to self conclude the series in season 1: >Sera for being the mastermind of the exterminations and messing with the heads of Adam and the exorcist with brainwashing. >Val for Angel’s arc.
Absolutely.
Explain how?
Because those thighs makes my pp the big pp.
yeah it made my wiener hard
I'm with you on that one.
How does that pose make chicks attractive?
It's both reserved and dominant. Big mommy energy
I wonder if all exorcistists have the same haircut because it's Eve's haircut.
It would actually be interesting to learn Adam's butthole dudebro attitude is just him coping with how much he misses Eve.
no.
mommy, I need mommy
Lute best female design
That's not LED face Lute
Pretty much this...
Yeah it was necessary for turning me on
Discount raven, That's literally the only reason you perma teenage hot-topic shoppers like her.
Who's Raven?
No, she's discount Tak. Viv is obsessed with invader Zim and the more I look at pic rel, the more I see elements of Lute's design
Lute not particularly obsessed with anyone. Another Lute is actually an angel, where Tak because of Zim never actually became an invader.
I know but design wise, there's a lot of similarities.
glad I'm not the only one who immediately saw Zim designs in episode 1 lol. Lute and Adam are literally just Tak and one of the Tallest
>Tak and the Tallest are controlled by paks
>Adam and Lute wear suspicious masks that come from hell, while Sena uses Vox-like technology in her area
im gonna fricking end you if you push this autistic theory again before the episodes are out.
Why hasn’t God sent you to Hell already when your patience is thinner than cheap tissue paper?
Reminder that people thought that their helmets were their real faces
That's the level this show's audience is at
It would have been better than this boring ass design only made to appeal to coomers
Abso-frickin'-LUTEly
I love the duality of us all simping for lute while the majority wants her dead. If vizze was based she would let lute take gaygies other eye
She's a proper lady and sits with her legs crossed
Yes.
>Vox only got one episode to shine
It's not fair bros
Season 2 villain
What will their deal be? Why would they want to stop the hotel? Isn't it a benefit if it stops the exterminations?
Dead or ascended they lose either way.
They want to war with heaven so they can be at the top. Remember Vox's security business? There's no way Velvette didn't intuit that Carmilla Carmine has angelic weaponry or another method that can be stolen. One she has it, the Vees control what happens in Hell since Lucifer is still a depressed dad and Lilith is still AWOL. Their only true obstacles are Charlie herself and Alastor.
They want to control people. They can't control people who go to heaven.
I need to see him every episode!
Is she the only actually homophobic character in the show? This makes her best girl tbh
Jury's out on whether she was being homophobic or disapproving of an angel getting with not just a demon, but the princess of Hell. We won't know for sure until we see Lute scissoring her sisters in graphic detail onscreen to rule out homophobia.
Idk, her singing about how angel dust sucked all those wieners also seemed pretty homophobic.
She's best girl idc
The fact Adam called it hot as frick makes me think it's being a dyke that's the issue.
We'll see. Judging by Adam's comment he also thinks it's a sinful relationship but he also doesn't give a frick hence why it's "hot as frick though"
So I tried watching the first episode of this and it made me want to commit violence. Does it get better? Why do people like this shit?
Depends on what you consider better
Charlie has hooven feet.
It's over
What kind of abomination is Lilith? Lucifer is still an angel
Indeed. But Alastor has hooven feet.
Why do people associate Alastor and Lillith?
They both disappeared around the same time.
I'm assuming Husker saying Alastor is "also on a leash" means Lilith somehow got him to sign a contract and that's the real reason why he's at the hotel.
Yeah, it makes a lot of sense because in the first episode we learn how Lilith is the one making demons powerful(with red-like magic) and Alastor is using powerful "red magic" to do weird stuff. Clearly Lilith has an agenda we don't know about yet.
Alastar is ftm trans lillith
Is this a retcon?
No, we've never seen her feet and Viv apparently talked about it years ago.
Bookmark 2:14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWrM-eDxTas.
Yes actually, in previous Hazbin merch she’s shown to have human feet.
I'm not seeing the problem.
What is charlie.
Being Lucifer daughter, I'd assume she's half angel.
Although I'm wondering if an Angel gets the wings ripped off, does that make them a "fallen" since it seems to imply Lucifer and Vaggie are no longer angels.
Her mom is lilith which does that make her part sinner?
She's a nephilim technically, since she's the spawn of an angel father and human mother. Lilith however is usually billed as "The First Demon" or Mother of Demons, so it's kinda iffy on what her true genealogy is
It really is over.
Exactly how?
Hooven feet is not a thing. The phrase is cloven hooves.
>lil hooves
>poofy hair
>horns
>super cute
She’s clearly a lamb.
Its cloven esl-kun
Yes. So I could make this.
I'd be Verbalase for Lute if I had 50k
I would consider verbalase so based if he do it with lute with and she still wear her LED helmet in bed
That would make him ok in my eyes
Yeah and verbalase actually released it and involved lute doing dommy Mommy thing to him with 15 minutes sex scene
What does Lute have that gives her that Je ne sais quoi that Vaggie is missing?
Some actual energy and opportunity to play off of other characters.
her designs's more cohesive
No israelite nose.
Someone should animate Sera to this
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My wife Lute is so fricking HOT
I wanna shove my wiener in her MOUTH
I wanna frick her senseless and hefty
I wonder if Lute going to be one of those characters you're supposed yo hate, but end up liking more than the main character. Like Pacifica in Gravity falls.
You are supposed to hate her and Adam. They are senseless and petty
Adam I understand.
I like the theory some people have while Angel Dust is trying to clean his act, Adam is slowly loosing control just allowed to do whatever he wants and spiraling.
You say that, but the crew likes her as much as the fans. Unlike GF where Alex Hirsch hated Pacifica and it was up to Matt Braly to save her character.
Though that's probably because of what she gets in S2
>Season 1 focuses on Adam and Lute
>Because they are the Sinner’s Grandpa and step-Grandma
That's a hell of a portfolio I tell you what
>the heart
i wish people would just say 'haha i like villains best don't you', instead of nowadays where we make these sad little posts of 'i like side or villain character instead of main character, boy i bet show creator is seething that i watched her show and enjoyed it!' crap
I wish the main characters were more interesting than Disney princess in Hell and her latina girlfriend.
that doesn't have anything to do with my post. villains are always more fun, you don't need to pretend you somehow defying the show by enjoying it.
It was funny to see a bunch anons liking Adam only for Viv to reveal he's one of her favorite characters and they all started to seethe.
It was more like:
>audition script for Adam gets leaked
>everyone says he's cringe as frick with all the swearing and adolescent crude humor
>Vivzie says Adam is her favorite to write
>"as expected of Vivzie, figures she would like the cringiest character the most"
>actual episode airs
>"Adam is fricking based gigachad, best character in the show"
The switch-up needs to be studied because Adam's in-show dialogue isn't that much different at all or less cringe from his test dialogue. I guess even the worst dialogue CAN be saved by good and charismatic VAs.
Delivery does the heavy lifting for a lot of comedy.
>I guess even the worst dialogue CAN be saved by good and charismatic VAs.
Adam got Handsome Jack'd
I personally don't mind, it was high time people acknowledged A N G E L S U P R E M A C Y
Better late than never i guess
TOTAL SINNER DEATH
KILL THOSE FRICKS ADAM
yeah i think he is voiced by her favourite actor as well. some broadway guy.
casting is like 50% of a character and i think vivzie is actually pretty good at it.
>some broadway guy
is it that guy who played beetle juice musical?
Yes.
doesn't this mean he might survive? we should be pleased about this.
Adam seems to be puppeted by Heaven like Dogday from Poppy Playtime.
So maybe the finale is going to have them realize that he and the exorcist are controlled by the masks they’re wearing, causing further drama to Heaven.
And in season 2, we see backstories of Adam on Eve and Lute.
>Poppy Playtime
What is this homie on about, bro is gen alpha or what. Skibidi my friend.
Hahaha Hahahaha Hahahah
It’s something you don’t want to KNOW.
I recommend just buying chapter three and giving it a go and I will ensure you that you will never forget him.
Kill your darlings
I don't think Adam has been utilized to even half his potential and killing him now would cause more narrative damage than benefit.
>I don't think Adam has been utilized to even half his potential
I feel that way about the entire cast, which is why the "someone is going to die" thing is worrying.
I mean, we are 6 episodes in. Hardly any time to actually get to know any cast member.
We're probably getting his sad backstory with Eve in episode 8 if he dies there.
That’s mega stupid.
>Adam dies
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I can't hate them, both Adam and Lute are more entertaining than the main cast.
Only redditors, tumblerinas and twatter dykes hate them.
When do the last two episodes air anyway? I think it's supposed to be tomorrow, but is there any specific time to keep an eye out for?
I love Adam’s pose
I had a dream the season finale was a mix of cheap CGI and live action because the budget ran out. There was a part where Charlie was flying around on a t-posing Alastor's back like he was Falkor from Neverending Story. And to stop the exterminations the gang needed to build a railroad connecting hell and earth.
Enjoy the threads for what they are now, because once the episodes are released and the leaker is proved right, everyone here will turn its back on the show just because they killed characters, regardless if their deaths are earned or not.
if it has good song i will watch it
Do we know when the .last two episodes will come out?
What sort of official Charlie toys would you like to see get made?
nendo would be cute
>What sort of official Charlie toys would you like to see get made?
One of those toys where you pull the strings and the toy goes flying in the air.
>use it outside
>Charlie flies away and never comes back
SEKUS DOLLU
One more day Adam and Pentgays
Marius a gay, Eponine is the best
Till we are free from this awful, evil show?
Cinemaphile will be /HAZ/binned forever more. People will be begging for their threads to be sent to the sanctuary that is /trash/ but the refugees will be sent back.
i really dont understand this shows popularity
the character designs are terrible and i really dislike the overly red color schemes
its just ugly and has an annoying attitude
>its just ugly and has an annoying attitude
People say the same about you and they still hang out with you
um actually nobody hangs out with me so
Not exactly surprising anon
I've been thinking I think it's some type of leftover residue from Saturday morning cartoon that my brain just wants to watch new episodes of colorful cartoons.
It's One Piece for gay musical fans.
If you vote republican then you never will.
Yes
AND she needed to say wieners while doing it
Glad I could clear that up for you.
What are your guys predictions for the last two episodes?
Stan Smith comes in with a heaven gun and kills adam.
Best ending
>WHY DO WE HAVE THOSE?!
Vaggie lose her other eye in an attempt to save Charlie from an attack done by Adam.
Alastor starts grooming Charlie more
Husk and Nifty figure out who owns Alastor
Angle Dust kills Valentíno and meets his sister.
Sir Pentious get's laid by Cherri while dyeing.
Lucifer tires to win Charlie back
Vox get's killed off in the lame way possible
Emily uses the orb to find out the truth and get's exiled because of it.
Emily goes to both Earth and Hell and get's taken advantage of before arriving to the hotel.
Sera goes off the deep end
Adam gets killed by Charlie
The war between Heaven and Hell ends in a stalemate
Sera decides to have another child after exiling Emily
Eve and Lilith are going to be the misunderstood villains
>Sera decides to have another child after exiling Emily
They are sisters, not mother&daughter.
Could it be possible that she lied about that?
why
Do you not watch the part where Sera tries to justified geocide? Also this Vivze we're talking about.
What would be interesting to you?
All of these are lame as hell but will satisfy the majority of the fans so good shot
>no prediction for Lute
>Not putting in "what are we even TALKING about?!" as the text
kek, not the original artistanon but I made a quick edit
Hah, nice.
I put out the /r/equest in the last general and some anon made it. I asked for both
>angry Lute noises
Or
>what are we even talking about
I also asked for a masked/maskless version(s). When anon delivered I did not look the gift horse in the mouth.
Appreciate the edit tho
>Sera decides to have another child after exiling Emily
Angels have children why? or how?
Viv liked a tweet saying
"Idk why so many ppl are thinking main characters are gonna die in season 1 "
Is Sir Pentious main enough to not die?
She could be trolling
Could confirm that even if Pentious dies, he goes to heaven. Meaning he can still be in S2 and do stuff, but not in hell anymore. Maybe a storyline where he hates heaven for being too boring and misses hell.
She probably doesn't consider Adam a "main character" but a season 1 villain.
The problem with Adam is that he was a man that did give sinners a chance in life, like he did with Eve, and 99% of them ended up being utterly evil even under this hope he had for them.
Charlie is simply overly young and not aware of how bad her environment truly is. Nor had the mortal perspective Adam had.
After seeing the trailer for the next episode and during my afternoon nap, I had a dream where Charlie and Alastor were smoking weed while sitting in her bed and at some point, he kisses her.
This scene might have been inspired by a piece of Charlastor fanart. Viv likes Charlastor art on occasion on twitter and insta (not super often), so maybe her views on it have softened.
And people are convinced Vivziepop hates Charlastor… because? It seems to me that she’s stoking a hugh forest fire for this ship with the Lucifer vs Alastor and now this. He touches Charlie alot
He touches everyone a lot. It has been stated he does this to show dominance and he doesn't like other touching him, just him touching others. Psycho behaviour.
He likes to show dominance to Charlie the most.
Of course, she is the only one stronger than him but he knows Charlie's chill nature won't allow her to just off him for a little tease.
I dislike both her and Adam. They're too comically evil. It's not like anyone in the show is particularly deep, but 8 episodes was not enough to flesh out all the characters they added. Season 1 should have been ten episodes and ended at the end of last episode.
Adam is a demon, this is why he's so against Charlie's redemption bullshit and she will want to know how he cheated the system
That’s completely dumb and goes against Adam’s cynical nature of sinners and hell. He would’ve cheated Eve into heaven if he could.
Knockers are too big.
YES
>Seriously, why do we have Heaven Guns? I don't want to be that guy, I'm happy here, but why is this not an issue?
so is there a chance season 2 gets more episodes or are we stuck with the 8 episode season shit?
Let's wait with talking about that shit. If Adam and/or Lute die, there's really no point in giving a frick about season 2.
When the exterminators are first shown and even through to the overlord meeting, I thought it was implied that the exterminators are just robots imbued with angelic power, as an actual angel will start becoming corrupted by entering hell or something
Kinda disappointed they didn’t go down that route honestly
Reminder that Lute design is similar to Cass from Tangled the series.
test
you passed
What would season 2 even be about?
The Vees going to war with heaven, "proving" Adam right which will spark the apocalypse.
I assume season 1 will end with Charlie proving that someone can be redeemed by the hotel and then season 2 will be about the Vs trying to shut her down because sinners leaving hell cuts into their power or something.
>the sinners know
>shut it down
STOP LIKING EVIL WOMEN!!!!
She's literally an angel fighting demons
>STOP LIKING EVIL WOMEN!!!!
task impossible
I don't get the joke.
Is Warhammer 40k still good?
>Is Warhammer 40k still good?
Don't know about the entire franchise, but a CRPG for Rogue Trader came out a month ago and it's pretty neat.
>Is Warhammer 40k still good?
Best boi just returned to the scene, so yes.
They made him old though.
He IS old
40k has never been better it has but
wasnt there for it
>The 40k gay is here
How many times do HoI 4 CHADS have to teach you this lesson...
the fricks a hol 4
Hearts of Iron 4. Actual strategy game.
Oh that game. if mit wasnt for Victoria 3 I would still call it the worst Paradox game. Though that doesnt mean much anymore either since they all just suck now. Bless not paying for their shit.
Oh that? I thought you were talking about some other tabletop D&D game like how WH40k started out
>Playing the tabletop/og versions instead of the videogames
Never have been that kind of nerd, tabletop games are just so hard to get into.
>Hol 4
What? I'm not enough of a tabletop nerd to know that one
meant for
>stop liking women who purge heretics
no, I don't think I will!
You do know they're nuns with guns in every sense of the word, yes? Celibacy is a feature, not an option
It actually is an option, one of the Cain books mentions it
Best girl?
The ones from the first tier
Mimzy is the epitome of a good drunk frick well deserved placing.
Where's the sheep cherub?
On the hard pass
But she's tit-havin'!
I've been thinking about the Cherubs existing in Hazbin universe. Obviously they're still on earth but for the sake of horny reasons. Keenie and Collin are captured and taken to Hell, and eventually make they're way through the back channels to Velvette. For a show of power she keeps them chained up in her room, also because she doesn't want Valentino to know so she keeps it a secret from him.
Which to say it's not that big of a secret, but if Valentino stopped doing drugs, partying, and obsessing over Angel he could probably piece it together, but he's not so it's fine.
I still can’t parse if it’s supposed to be
>”Cotton candy, tit-havin’, b***h”
or
>”Cotton-candy-tit-havin’, b***h”
First makes more sense structurally, but implies that either Millie is flat or jealous at getting mogged and so isn’t much of an insult- second works more as an insult as it would be Millie saying that Keenie only has chest fur to pad the front of her dress but doesn’t flow as well.
>tit heaven
Hallelujah
>All top of the list women
>All bottom of the list men
Just make one with either all the women or all the men
You forgot the two girls
Lute
Emily plays doom with Charlie when?
The wealth of new Charlie X Alastor art makes it feel like 2019/2020 again.
A prime example of forced animation.
Lute SOL episode where she walks around in civilian clothes
I really want a lute episode of her day off and she has a check list of things she needs to do. Everytime she's about to do one, Adam calls and ask for help. Then at the end of the day, she does everything all in one go.
Shows up to work the next day tired, Adam "so you enjoy your day off?"
Maybe in a better world, where we got the Heaven show
Alastor certainly likes crawling around in Charlie's sheets and sniffing the Charlie smell on them.
You would too
Whose the most chad and based Adam, Alastor, or Lucifer?
Adam > Alastor >>>>>> Lucifer
>Lucifer is an autistic manlet
>Alastor is a virgin
So ….Adam
incelastor
just kidding.
>Viv said a character dies.
>Singular and doesn't specify that it's someone from the main cast
Good god, I know I'm just coping, but killing off Pentious AND Adam at the end of the first season will kill my hopes for season 2.
IF ADAM AND EVE ARE CANON IN HAZBIN UNIVERE
THAT MEANS THAT DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
WHAT THE FRICK
none of these woman would frick (you) though
well
nifty might
Stella might if she thought it'd hurt her homosexual of a husband.
Verosika is worth some marriage
She really is not.
Literal STD Pokédex. Gotta catch 'em all!
you don't want latina milf?
Which one are you referring to?
carmilla. vaggie doesn't have kids(hopefully)
She Latina, everything about her screen rich old white milf
I’m not CDawgVA.
Reminder that if you actually manage to marry those three up top and frick them, they will become fallen angels, Grigori style.
Adam can frick out of wedlock and stay in heaven
Adam is god's favorite boy, he gets special benefits.
>Reminder that if you actually manage to marry those three up top and frick them, they will become fallen angels
Well, angels cannot frick in the first place because they dont have physical forms. They can only physically manifest according to God's will. So, if God's will is for them to marry you and have children with you, then they cannot becoem fallen angels because God has ordained your union.
It would not happen in the first place, obviously.
>Well, angels cannot frick in the first place because they dont have physical forms. They can only physically manifest according to God's will.
You really ought to actually read about the Grigori mentioned in my post.
>You really ought to actually read about the Grigori mentioned in my post.
You really ought to actually read any christian doctrine. Angels with permanent physical forms are not really angels.
So, resurrected saints don’t have physical forms?
Angels and human beings are not the same thing., moron. Actually read up on some christianity.
>Octavia in there
She's a minor
>Americans when an 18 year old dates someone who is 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes old.
>Americans when an 18 year old dates someone who is 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes old
>Europeans when they pick the literal most unlikely case as a basis for why an adult should be able to frick a minor.
Does hell have age of consent laws?
Let me check.
No.
So is the entire show a reverse-allegory for open borders and migration?
Should white countries employ the same tactics that the angels use for population control in 3rd world countries, to stop the flow of migrants and reduce overpopulation in general?
And instead of demon masks they should just put on blackface.
>Charlotte my dear, you keep going, only you can stop Adam. I'll catch up with you later, leave Lute to ME!!!
Vaggie will be the one to handle her
Alastor needs to beat someone that's not complete fodder. Vaggie and Charlie can tag team Adam.
Nope, it's too obvious that they will have a rematch
Even with one eye she MOGS vaggie
Mogging Vaggie isn't hard.
Well she is a lezbando. So she gets -5 on her recovery roll for mogging.
Hell, the only two in the entire show so far who don't mog vegana are Katie Killjoy and goddamn Nifty.
Wouldn't it make sense if Vaggie blinds Lute completely?
Why does she look better?
That's likely, especially since Adam seemed to like and value Vaggie. Lute could have been jelly Vaggie was a better fighter.
when do the new episodes come out
>This is the end, Lute!!!
I'm already uncontrollably horny anon please
Is this a sin?
EMILY NOOOOOOOOOO!
That's it, this girl is NOT welcome in Heaven anymore
Not in Hell.
I love the idea of Emily getting corrupted.
angel's sister did drugs and got into heaven, so she's just gotta feel real bad about it afterwards
Smoking the "Devil's Lettice"? Definitely sinful.
Where does it say that?
In the Bible.
What page? 420?
Yeah, the book of DUDEronomy, chapter 4 verse 20. It reads: "DUDE. WEED. LMAO."
You have just broken up with Lute and she's crying, saying how much she loves you and that she'll kill you if you leave her. How do you escape?
DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT
>"IM NOT PAYING THE CHILD SUPPORT LUTE"
Lute will demand marriage.
She can demand all she wants but he has the Judgement Cut
So I grab the mic and I'm like
What's up? You on my line what the frick,
did I do to make you feel this way, girl I'm stuck.
Between a rock in a heart place. Get out MySpace,
they on top and I'm trying' to pop all 8.
Take all dates, check all face,
Every girl wanna know how the bar taste.
You don't love me, you love my dog.
And the way my pockets green like kermet the frog.
Maybe it's the ice neck, my chest is frosty.
You would have a heart attack if I let you floss me. Yea
to the left with that crazy shit please,
Stop whining like a baby b***h.
I'll never cut cake never pay ya b***h
I love you but ya boy still a playa b***h.
Now you couldn't tame me with a chain and whip.
Why I always gotta go for the crazy chicks.
I have sex with her one last time before cutting open a portal and fricking off, never to be seen by her again.
I want to mate with Adam and have his Nephilim babies.
Chill Lute
>Lute's sudden regret when this ends up being the biggest Nephilim to ever exist
>So large, she's rendered immobile by the pregnancy only one month in
The problem with giants
She will get used to it...eventually...
>Three months in, you can barely see her
>Emily comes by, asks Lute if she is okay
>Adam proudly proclaims this is gonna be a big one(wearing a #1 Dad Baseball cap)
Plot twist. Adam is cast down to hell and becomes a demon.
Hell doesn’t work that way for Adam and Vaggie.
Vaggie became a demon, why can’t Adam?
It would fit that Adam would become the very thing he despises.
She didn't truly became a demon, Adam and Lute only took her halo and wings
No she didn’t.
Nobody knew she wasn’t a demon until the big reveal. Defacto Demon.
Adam and Pentious die, but one of the stingers is Pentious waking up in heaven, looking around and going, "what the frick".
Alastor has been set up to battle Vox.
Vaggie has been set up to battle Lute.
Charlie has been set up to SHARE FEELINGS with Adam.
Angel, Husker and Pent on backup.
But remember, kids, this isn't one of your shonen manga.
Viv wants to write a musical, not DragonBall fricking Z.
Could the Vees and Carmine betray them in the war?
Too bad, I will powerscale the shit out of it until I cannot type anymore headcanon powerlevels.
First of all: I AM VEGETA
Why would Vox side with the Angels?
Because he gets privileges like avoiding death and screwing over their overlords.
His Angelic Security. He can sell demons a spot on the no-kill list for a premium. Meanwhile he's cutting deals with Angels, giving up the whereabouts of key players in hell at extermination time in exchange for not touching the demons subscribed to his security program.
Gives him a perfect reason to preserve the status quo.
Asmr Hazbin Hotel Alastor
how would you fix vaggie?
Fix her nose.
The fishhook she calls a nose anyway.
I don't think she's such a bad character as is, especially now that she's got a proper backstory and all. But I'd probably give her a character to bounce off of that isn't Charlie who she's always supportive of since she works well as a tsukkomi.
She always just felt like she was the person Charlie was dating. It was nice that they gave her the angel backstory. Without she's just the supportive girlfriend.
She does get along with Angel and bosses around Alastor a bunch. It's just her no-nonsense personality doesn't lead to any funny hijinks or notable moments, so she's unremarkable.
Her plot in episode 3 was also the most rushed by far. Her "fight" with Charlie made no sense.
How am I suppose to hate these two again? Theyre correct, funny, and attractive? Unlike all the blasphemous demons who are unfunny and gay. Im suppose to root against them why?
>attractive
Adam is just Blitzo in a dress
But Imps are just frickable little b***hes? Ok maybe not Blitzo but Moxxie? I would.
Don't you DARE to compare /ourguy/ with that moron gremlin imp
Adam is more jocular. Blitzo just always seems angry. Also, Adam BIG.
Did that anon fricking stutter
Pumping Lute then dumping her when she says she's in love with you!
Then erecting a giant tower in the middle of Capulet city, challenging your brother to a fight to the death, then jumping into the demon world to face Mundus!
How would Lute react to getting dumped by Vergil?
It probably ties into why Alastor is a devil arm in the first game
Or why Nero's Devil Trigger has angelic energy wings.
Will they sex by Season 2?
It would be such terrible writing if they did. Just a fricking mess.
LutexEmily would he heaven's version of Chaggie but with more chemestry
Lute being a homophobic closeted lesbian while sending anonymous love letters to Emily.
Would she send love letters or death threats tho?
Yes
Fallen Emily inbound after she tells Adam he's a chud
The entire situation Sena and Adam seems like a weird mastermind operation in which she brainwashed Adam for the extermination operation and sets it up so she can blame him for its fallout. Since Adam is shown mourning and sulking about Hell while Sena has fire in her eyes and a sadistic smile about its fiery destruction.
And we’ve seen, in season 1, superiors chaining up their greatest agents to their wills (Val and Angel, Alastor and Husk, Lilith and Alastor) and it happens that Sena’s Adam is the only brilliantly golden-winged angel in heaven. Adam is the only one of the original three humans being completely concealed under a suspicious mask on heaven of all things, when he proclaims the implied recent exterminations.
>Sena
Who? Oh wait you're the Voxmask guy nvm.
This Sera with the literal evil mastermind card and does the sadistic smile of “die sinners die!” in her eyes.
Disregarding the rest of your post, referring to Husk as Alastors greatest agent made me smile thanks anon
First time I saw it all I thought of it was that it was 100% fanservice
Imagine being Vaggie.
But I am just like her but male. Short, balding, hook nose and a jobber.
Nah. Apostle Paul is way cooler than Vaggie.
I respect vivzie for finally heeding the fandom demand for the thicc bod chubby chaser girls out there but the fact that none of them can design anyone who isn't coke-thin so they put him in a giant muumuu is a bit patronizing
do the schlubby guys out there understand how many b***hes want this shit? to feed their boyfriend hand-made pies?
No woman wants a chubby guy. No your personal anecdote does not count. Not ever in my life has a woman mentioned that being attractive nor have said it to me.
i'd date a chubby guy
said the gay man
>literally whole fandoms full of girls who want soft shlubby men
>endless amounts of fanart exactly like this, girls discussing it and who their favourite characters are
>literally provided an example
they don't hate you cuz you're fat, anon, they hate you because you're an incel. It's sooooo easy to score a hot girlfriend these days because the bar is so low, all you have to do is not be a frickwad and treat her as a human being and you're like above the 98% percentile in terms of male value, they trip over themselves for a soft squishy hug
all of you are going to the gym, drinking protein shakes, when all you have to do is find a cute hobby and hold her hand and you're in. It's so easy. baka
I have never had a woman approach me. Simple as!
Anon... women aren't supposed to approach you, you're supposed to approach them
But they literally just go "ew", laugh at you or laugh at you with their friend group?
>anon is 14 years old
They want fictional fatasses.
>No your personal anecdote does not count. Not ever in my life has a woman mentioned that being attractive nor have said it to me.
>Proceeds to use personal anecdote as a basis for his claim
Anon...
I know a cute big titty goth gf who was so into feederism she indirectly killed a man by giving him so many health problems related to his weight
He isn't fat despite how desperately you fatgays keep pushing it.
he fills out that angel robe real good
so he's fat until proven otherwise
that is because you are probably an insecure butthole who they're scared will become a stalker and/or try to extort them, try being nicer and bathe more
>would that make me double dead? Where exactly do I go, to double-hell?
What's the answer?
Detroit.
Jesus christ, how awful.
oh god, if they made Adam hot too, that would end me.
He will be hot.
He already is hot!
Who would you rather marry, Charlie or Lute?
Both are good in their own ways, honestly they have more in common than they care to realize.
LUTE! A THOUSAND TIMES LUTE!
I'D LET HER SLAY ME JUST TO FEEL THE BITE OF HER SWORD!
GOD I WISH I COULD PULL ON HER WINGS WHILE I FRICK HER INTO OBLIVION!
Lute obviously, Charlie is a naive moron
Lute. Charlie is fricking moronic and I do not want to deal with her dad's shit or Alastor or any of that horseshit.
It's close but I gotta go with Lute. Partly because Charlie comes with a lot of baggage with her family and living in hell
Lute
Lute because she's straight and smart.
STANDO POWAH
Whose owns Lucifer?
What can I say the fool challenge the best that’s ever been.
God ultimately decides when he dies
He's the greatest! No one can beat him, and he most certainly won't die in the finale.
No way!
Say your goodbyes now. While you still can.
Look I really like Adam, he's hilarious. But no, the fat b***h is going to write him as dying, likely to something stupid. But at least this means we can finally give up on this shit-ass show.
There’s apparently a lot more Adam x Lute content in episode 8.
Could be fun to see, maybe it'll inspire more fanart?
I get the pose but the anatomy is off in this frame
Tick tock Pentgays and Adamgays, tick tock.
All the art of Vaggie as an exorcist is so much cooler than how she's written and treated in the show
Adam is dying tomorrow, anons can cope all they want
I'm just glad we got some fanart of Adam and Lute before shit goes to hell now.
Since both episode 7 and 8 are coming out tomorrow what are your guys hopes and fears for the respective episodes?
I hope Lute says wieners again.
>Hope
Pentious gets to kiss Cherri before he dies
>Fears
Pentious will die without ever managing to spit out the fact that he loves Cherri
>hope
More Lute
>fear
Not enough Lute
Valentino'd
The "I'm doing X for everyone here!" joke has been one of the few jokes that made me laugh so far. It's just funny how awkward he is, Sir Pentious just like me for real.
>Lute actually salutes during the Hell is Forever choreography
>that pure grin while she does
Cute!
>it looks like their wing feathers are intertwined (i know it's just Adam's hand but still)
LEWD!
>wing scissoring
L-lewd
I didn't even notice that before. Man Lute and Adam have a great thing going.
I know this won't happen but it would be amazing.
1 more day
why is Lute's halo black?
Sexy smarmy smart monochrome goth gf and Dommy Mommy aesthetic
One day to see him beat a whole army by himself...
Adam dying is so ass even if you don't like him, because Sera changing her ways and forcing him and his exorcists to be Charlie's redemption hotel employees would be peak comedic ending
You dont understand anon, Adam is problematic so he has to go. Lute deserves to be heartbroken for internalizing oppression.
Adam is literally shown to kneel to Lute several times in season 1. Their relationship is literally far less lopsided than anyone else in this stupid show. Note to mention, Adam is grandpa.
Do you actually think Viv cares about any of that when misogynist can eat dirt?
Adam called veganas the best thing in the world, doesn't seem misogynist to me tbdesu
Right, but Adam is being framed as a dudebro so
"I THOUGHT YOU WANTED EQAULITY!?~"
Sorry mate, but you're not going to find any good writing around here.
We know an antagonist dies and gets posthumously stabbed by Nifty, so it's either Adam or Lute.
Lute is already confirmed for season 2 or just that she's voicing another character
No, anon. That’s not what the leaker said.
The antagonist is stabbed to death by Nifty.
Fricks sake does anyone have a link to this leakers shit? I've heard so much shit about it that I am now halfway convinced we've got a game of telephone on our hands where no one is quite sure what they have and have not said.
They were just anonymous posts. The only thing we know for sure is that an antagonist dies, because viv tweeted about it.
So...maybe Sera dies instead?
Could be Sera, Vox, Lute, Adam ,Valentino or even Alastor.
Adam is the most prominent and consistently antagonistic.
So a lot of people assume it's going to be him.
My money is on Valentino.
Reminder about the validity of anonymous posts.
As much as I want to hope for Adam to survive, I must mentally prepare for the worst, so that I am not dissapointed if it happens. And it kinda makes sense for it to happen.
No it doesn’t make sense. It literally destroys the show if they kill the daddy of all sinners instead of reaching for his heart.
Lute is far more likely to die. She has no plot relevance, and it makes karmic sense for Vaggie to kill her.
Apparently her VA is getting lines for season 2 though?
Lute has not been shown to be as brazen or dickish as Adam. She is, implied, to be more competent than he is. Plus it would feel like a cop out for the fanbase who hate Adam if she were to die in his stead.
Lute’s plot relevance is being Adam’s “I finally moved on from Eve” wife who will likely be the step-mom of all sinners.
Lute is practically confirmed for S2 so it's not gonna be her
The issue is that the leaker predicted Pentious having a crush on Cherri and her cucking him, as well as the exact circumstances of how Vaggie became a fallen angelm, this was before we even had episode 3 and 4.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141757779/#141761819
Yeah this seems like we're about to be stuck with Adam dying unfortunately.
Sera was apologetic during the song. I don't think we're getting her as the antagonist, despite how much more I'd enjoy the show if Adam wasn't gone.
Well eh, frick it, I can just ignore it after this when more shit comes out I guess?
too based for vivzie
Lucifer: "Char-char now that your mother is gone, Hell needs a new queen, and I know just the right princess for the job!"
Charlie: "Uhh..."
Lucifer: *gets down on one knee* "Will you, Charlie cakes, make me the happiest father and husband in Hell?"
>*A few moments later
Kek anon i'm the original writer of that, surprised people saved it
||I really need to write a wholesome shipping fic with them sometime. Ideas?~||
>"Dad.... I'm with the Radio Demon..."
>Lucifer flicks Alastor and his head fricking explodes
Not anymore! HA-HA-HA!
Alastor isn't afraid of his future father-in-law. Al has balls to mess around with people as much as he does.
If Alastor wasn't helping his daughter. Lucifer would send him to double Hell.
He knew Lucifer wouldn't risk his relationship with Charlie just to take him down, and he was right.
Acting smug when you're holding the ace is hardly impressive, anon.
Luci could breath on him just a little too hard and accidentally erase his entire existence.
From what I gather, the leaker was right on the details of Vaggie's backstory, as in things that cannot be derived from the obvious sings, like her X eye correlating with the exorcists' masks. So we are basically relying on that authority. Also, it kinda makes narrative sense for Adam to die.
To be fair about the leaks, just because they knew about ep5/6 doesn't necessarily mean they know about 7 and 8. They could also have been trolling for fun, and iirc they said that they didn't really know the lore of the show so who knows what's actually meant by 'dying' in this context.
My schizo theory about Adam is that he 'dies' in Hell and instead of disappearing he gets his divine judgement for the first time (he didn't when he went to Heaven the first time on account of being the first of God's creations so he's technically still 'eligible' for one), and then ends up in Hell and has to work his way back up with Lute in tow.
Yes
AdamCHADS post yfw Adam ends up living
Has Viv actually explained how dying works in her verse? If souls can actually die for real in a naruralistic sense, what even is the point of an afterlife?
Do they go to super Hell or something?
Also can't angels just regen like the sinners do?
>You're late anon.
I want to hold her hand
Made for Angel Dust
Jokes on you I'm into that
Unironically, cuter ship than the current one. And I dont even mean it in a homophobic way, let Charlie be with Emily.
Is it safe to say that Charlie the villain?
My theory:
>Pentious distracts Adam, sacrificing himself to save Cherri and a couple other characters
>Adam gets beaten by Alastor, Lucifer, and Charlie
>Niffty finishes Adam off because funny
>The last scene shows that instead of dying Pentious got redeemed into Heaven
Viv loves Alex Brightman, and I don't think she would kill both characters he voices at the end of the first season of the show.
>a bloo bloo Lucifer was doomed to reside in hell and only ever see the worst of mankind
meanwhile in Helluva Boss everyone is hopping into the mortal world and sometimes even dragging the mortals back to hell without killing them. it's fricking moronic
Is Alastor confirmed for season 2 or will he die in episode 8?
>Is Viv's favorite tumblr oc gonna die?
Anon...
yeah like, This fat hag is prime tumblr shit, she's not going to let Alastor die.
You write a seres for the story, not to keep your favourite oc characters alive. Dont't be autistic.
Frick Alastor, he's cringe
Normal people do yes, competent people.
The fat b***h isn't competent.
Angelic hands typed this. 22 hours left until total exterminator extermination.
Why Charlie's bf so smug
This reminds me that one time I was writing an ending to one of my own stories and it was so painful killing off a certain character I was crying over my paper and the editing session later was intense because the words were just rushing through my brain
But it was so overwhelming and this was just for one ending of a multi ended thing
That is all to say that I think
is right
Viv doesn't have the self discipline to put story over wish fulfillment which is where a lot of writers (and "writers" who are artists first) frick up
However Alastor is not cringe and has a lot more to do
What if Mimzy dies? How will we cope with such tragedy?
It'd probably give Alastor some more personality so its a good thing
>Adam is in a mystery mask that seemingly makes him and his angels worse
>Sera is the one who shows true pleasure for hell’s destruction without it
Wait, is Sera the one who gets unceremoniously killed off instead because Adam broke the mask and she went into total-damage-control?
She is plainly super corrupt.
She was giving an awkward smile trying to convince the other angel to calm down and back away from what was happening.
>Emily, a lower angel causes chaos already against Sera’s rule
Oh. So when Charlie and go. Deactivate/break the exorcist masks, Adam, one of the most known and powerful figures of heaven, will instantly become a humongous problem for Sera.
>3) Stick it to the MAN
Sera will go to hell and try stopping him right there and then, wouldn’t she?
What are you talking about?
Don't forget that less than two seconds before she was standing up in the balcony.
It's totally Valentino who is gonna die. They even foreshadow it with Nifty pulling off a piece of his fur.
I'm calling it. Nifty is gonna kill Valentino.
Why are they grey out? Also to those following any Abrahamic faith what are you thoughts on the show are really offended?
Will their first kiss be in Season 2?
>totally a father-daughter relationship bro
I don't know. Viv seems to be stoking the flames, even if to eventually shoot it down (and fail again).
the shitstorm is nearly upon us
Guys... Please Tell me adam is going to be ok right!
Nah, fat b***h is going to have him die, sorry. I also think it sucks, him and Lute were the best part of the show.
Nah it's Valentino. They have already established it within the story. He's literally the only antagonist who has been harassing the MCs.
That basically kills Angel's character arc dead though.
He's trying to be redeemed and he's what the center it around. Valentino dying would be important towards progressing that arc.
Their relationship has gotten more screen time than Adam or Lute.
It just makes sense.
I mean, he already had his stick-it-to-Val moment in ep 6. He'll still be a drug and sex addict and it might be interesting to see how these things manifest/how he deals with it without having the directly forced element from Valentino. I guess to show that Angel can struggle to be better even without Val's influence because Charlie annulling the contract to instantly solve Angel's issues later in the series would be way worse.
There has been so much setup it would actually make a lot of sense for it to be Val.
There is no way in hell valentino is dying this early
Val seems to be the villain we're supposed to hate the most with the least redeeming qualities/entertainment value, and Vox and whatever the black chick's name was haven't had enough impact to kill off yet.
I hate Val, but he’s kinda cool.
Charlie has fallen madly in love with you and Lucifer is forcing you to marry her. What do you do?
Wait
Waaaaait
Waaaaaaeieieieiaaaat
you motherfricker,
I challenge you to a rock off.
Give us one chance to knock your socks off.
Frick, frick
Frick, the demon code prevents me
From declining a rock-off challenge
What are your terms? What's the catch?
If we win
you must take your
sorry ass back to hell~
And also you will,
have to pay our
reeeent
kek. I like to imagine the Hazbin afterlife runs on a similar rule to tenacious D where demons and angels can't turn down a singing battle.
I say "no way gay" then proceed to order a pizza, the special with prosciutto, garlic and potatoes.
I'm good with it. She's cute, sweet and I'm probably going to die alone otherwise so it's gravy.
With Jesus Christ, you will never die alone.
I'm sure Jesus is nice, but I don't really want to date a dude, anon.
Jesus is God. He turn your spirit into his bride and your body into a spirit-like form for your soul to reside in.
If you ask “how”
Remember that God himself is weird when it comes to persons and we reflect it.
If I were near you irl I would beat you harshly for posting this lunacy.
God will beat you up seven fold for touching his bride. It’s like messing with Israel. You simply don’t do it.
Gay
WHAT YOU WANT DOESN'T MATTER LEON! YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE THE REDFIELD LINEAGE!
Tell her I love Lute.
>no way gay
Splash her with Holy Water and elope with Lute
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Ironically, Sir Pentious. I'd love to watch him get more confident and finally get Cherri Bomb. If Adam dies that just means Lute gets a promotion and emotional power up to rip and tear through vile and blasphemous demons
Lute and Adam are an item, a duet, your fricking monster.
>he doesn't want to see Lute go off the deep end with grief and rage after losing her other half
What are you, gay
I want to see a happy ending for my butthole power couple
>Ironically, Sir Pentious. I'd love to watch him get more confident and finally get Cherri Bomb. If Adam dies that just means Lute gets a promotion and emotional power up to rip and tear through vile and blasphemous demons
Only you know the moron Viv can't write this shit.
Are you ready Pentgays and Adamgays?
>Are you ready Pentgays and Adamgays?
Yes
adam
Alright Brightmanchads, pick one character to save, Sir Pentious or Adam.
Adam has more story left in him, sorry Pentioussss.
I think HH needs to have Adam hug Pentious and call him by “son”, to show that in Heaven, the greatest reward the redeemed sinner will have is knowing their loving father, Adam.
Adam. Too much plot significance. If he was just a random angel, it wouldn’t hurt much for the series at all.
Is there even a question to be posed? Adam wins by a landslide. Pentious is another uwu soft boi for the main cats to baby.
I refuse the question.
Man is Cinemaphile the only place that got the spoilers dumped on us? No one else anywhere talk about it
Adam, obviously, I enjoy the duo of him and Lute too much to see it go away.
Adam duh, ALL demons, snek or not, are still cringe
Adam
I like Pentious more but Adam would provide more material by just surviving, especially if season 1 ends with heaven and hell reaching some sort of agreement.
Pentious goes to heaven
Adam goes to hell
Frick youu he will not!
Thinking about it Valentino being the one to die does make sense when you consider that Niffty had a personal run-in with him unlike Adam and it would allow Vox to take over as a main villain in season 2. And seeing as Lute is his proverbial right hand man it doesn't make much sense for her to be around without him.
Oh yeah, also - Niffty says she kills bugs. Valentino is a bug. So there's that.
Val is a prick, but if it’s true that Sera made a deal with a Vees in order to brainwash Adam to kill his own sons and daughters… she’s fried chicken.
Extra thicc fried chicken
*whistles*
God damn God damn, I say, I say, I say.
It sucks but I'm believing the leaker fully since he's been right about everything so far.
Pentious dies and Adam is killed by Niffty.
All he said was an antagonist dies. We have several of those. Pentious is less ambiguous in his wording.
I bet you still believe in Santa Claus.
The new Val theory actually clicks together.
based Nifty overcoming her bad boy simping to take out Adam after he jobs to Alastor
No, Niffty will kidnap Adam after the fight and will turn him into her sex slave
The biggest reasons why I doubt Adam will die is his first man plot armor and how emotional it will be for Adam to introduce his first redeemed sinner to heaven and call him by “son”.
And why do you think the fat b***h would write on this level?
Because Adam is her favorite character and would naturally be the most emotional from the redeemed sinner outcome than any other character in heaven.
Yeah see I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. I don't buy that Adam is her favorite when Alastor is her tumblr sexyman that she made because her fatass self gets horny for him.
Adam is Alastor’s only true daddy.
Adam at this point in the show is far away from that kind of maturity. I can see him developing to this point event if he survives but as the main face of the exterminators his chances are slim
Watching the live Q&A with Vivzie and Charlie + Alastor's VAs and it has been pretty insightful for their characters so far.
Vivzie confirmed the animosity between Alastor and Lucifer was kind of a dick-measuring contest - Alastor felt threatened by Lucifer's power and wanted to frick with him, and the whole thing with Alastor suddenly acting paternalistic towards Charlie was meant to be farfetched and a bit of a gag in that context. Weird the canon is so simple, I think most people definitely read too deeply into that conflict.
Also apparently Charlie gets a very cool new outfit in the final episode (possibly one in her full demon form?).
I saw someone say that she confirmed Angel Dust doesn't die. Writer's pet.
Yep, and she very strongly suggested someone does die in the final episode - I hate that it's looking more likely Sir Pentious will be killed, but from a narrative standpoint I can only see this happening to further Charlie's goals for redemption/setting the scene for S2. He might be "killed", but it gets him into heaven because his sacrifice is witnessed by Sera or Emily or some shit.
>because his sacrifice is witnessed by Sera or Emily or some shit.
Sera is evil. Emily and others don’t see anything.
Adam is the most likely candidate for it.
Possibly, but I don't think Adam doing a 180 and advocating for sinner's redemption, even if he witnessed it, is consistent with his characterization. I think it's more likely Emily will find a way to sneak down and intervene given her stance on the exterminations.
I want to have sex with Niffty.
She's basically a pet anon. You don't frick pets.
Not with that attitude.
What if Adam literally goes nakey in the season finale and Lute follows along.
Jesus Fricking Christ anon
I can only hold back my erection for so long
Ha ha ha imagine...
absolute power couple
What if Adam reveals that the guitar he solo'd on IS his dick?
Adam is way too cool to kill off
Adam still hasn't revealed his face, that's reason enough to keep him around
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FRICKING SCREEN SHOT!?
Lute never wears anything sinful or revealing.
Neither does Adam. Although. Those tumblr heaven ocs are so “ughhhhhj my eyeeessssss!”
when do the episodes drop?
All these coping adamgays HAHAHHA
I swear that spoiler anon called them "the antagonist" just so we'd end up stuck arguing over who actually dies.
Which is actually an impressive bit of trolling.
Nah I've come to terms with Adam dying. Just means I can finally ignore this shit show afterwards.
Lute.
>I swear that spoiler anon called them "the antagonist" just so we'd end up stuck arguing over who actually dies.
Which is actually an impressive bit of trolling.
Vox-Mask theorist here. I have said many many many many times, that this guy is clearly a staff/worker trying to hype up the show with suspense and drama with a “IDC about this show” excuse. Because it’s really really really clear he carefully worded his posts and is desperate to come off as “I am totally not shilling, I’m just using this using this as a fun opportunity”.
The difference between a leaker and a staff leaker that loves their own show is this, the latter is a really really bad liar that tries to put on a dumb persona. The former doesn’t give two damns about his stances, only if the leak is true or not.
Frick it, you might be right, at this point it wouldn't surprise me. I find it doubtful that amazon would be that incompetent to let someone else get access to all of this.
It's certainly filled these threads up again and again as we try and reason shit out and makes sure they're always on the first page.
But why was everything about Cherri cucking Pent and how Vaggie became a fallen angel accurate then?
He's saying they're a staff member trolling by pretending to be a disinterested normalgay to drum up hype. Which is entirely possible.
Adam is for ______
>The only 2 fat men in both shows are dudebros supposed to be hateable but end up being somewhat endearing (especially Adam, Mammon is kind of a homosexual)
Does Viv hate big men?
She wants "tumblr sexymen" so thin guys.
Reminder that Viv said Adam is her favorite character to write, she'd be happy that people are liking him
Again pretty sure she's lying, her favorite is clearly Alastor.
I said her favorite to WRITE, not her favorite character.
Mammon is a cutie
What if it's true that Lilith owns Alastor's soul? If Lilith dies by the end of the series, ownership of Al could fall to Charlie.
No, Alastor is going to own her soon.
>ownership of Al could fall to Charlie.
But why though?
Pentious WILL go to Heaven
Adam WILL die
Pentious WILL frick Lute
Frick you, it's Valentino.
Adambros...
Who the frick is looking at that sexy pathetic nerd and going "what if he was a disgusting beefcake though"
Vivienne Medrano by the way
>Pentious is enamored by Lute's brazen authority
>he still asks her to do a sex with him
>she turns him down and walks into the sex room with Adam
>the other Heavenly snake/Egyptian angel from St. Peter's song is there and they do a sex instead
>Adam
Funny misogynist who says dick a lot (this is a vivziepop show)
>Valentino
Rapist who assfricks and traumatizes the character all the writers love
Valentinokeks your days are numbered
What face does Lute make when she sees something absolutely blasphemous
We see it whenever she looks at Charlie.
idk, she starts singing about wieners in her mouth or something
YOU GUYS ARE ANNOYING I HOPE SIR PENTIOUS AND ADAM ARE KILLED OFF. FRICK YOU
NO! FRICK YOU!
Would you be able to get away with fricking Charlie then ghosting her when she catches feelings?
You deserve ultrahell if you do that
AHHHHHHHHH
Adamsisters… our response?
This animation is so awkward.
I like this shot tho
villain sue must villain sue I guess
He looks a little wimpy in that frame flying down for a superman punch. I wonder if Adam has any actual fighting ability or mostly relies on the exterminators
this one feels like a spoiler tbh. Looks like the end of season cliffhanger when Alastor betrays the team
>this one feels like a spoiler tbh. Looks like the end of season cliffhanger when Alastor betrays the team
Alastor and adam are going to fight
>t.knower
>I wonder if Adam has any actual fighting ability or mostly relies on the exterminators
He and Lute do, but it’s animated badly, like in episode 6’s vaggie reveal.
Even a sleazy leaker could easily keep up with the names because the characters keep saying them.
There’s no way any lazy viewer/leaker would not know Adam’s, Val’s, Cherri’s, and Vox’s names, then correctly spell out Sir Pentious and Nifty. Or tell us that Cherri is “Angel’s best friend” and say “I don’t know her name”
That is absurdly stupid. They are so bad with lying, it hurts me inside from pure laughter.
H-he's fast!
Adam surviving might actually make the fandom collectively roar in approval
I'M THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL CHECK THIS RIFF IT'S FRICKING TASTY
funny how much discussion this leaker generated just by being a moron who couldn't remember names
Funny how the only reason I think the leaker missed something about Pentious is because Viv loves Alex Brightman and killing off both his characters in the first season is something I don't see her doing.
Well that confirms it then
Pentious dies, Adam lives
The leaker is someone who likes the show and likes working on it. He’s doing this on purpose. Again, leakers don’t use stupid “idc” personas unless they want to badly hide who they are.
Yeah, I'm convinced. This is some fricker who worked there and they've done a disturbingly good job at making us hype this shit up for them.
IT'S VALENTINO IT'S VALENTINO IT'S VALENTINO IT'S VALENTINO
ADAM IS NOT GONNA DIE
This is a song
For the ladies,
But fella's,
Listen closely.
You don't always have to frick her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And frickin' give her some smooches too
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey
I'm gonna frick you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's frickin' teamwork
What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fricking frick you discreetly
And then I'll fricking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna frick you hard
Hard
Is this a parody?
Anon... it's where Vivzie got her inspiration from to redeem sinners...
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WHY IS THERE BARELY ANY ADAM LEWDS
Because THATS FCKING GAY, WHAT ARE YOU, A H O M O S E X U A L ? IN Cinemaphile?!
-Gabriel Ultrakill, 2024
This is a blue board anon...
I meant in general
Has leak anon said anything elese? Also is there any good fan fiction, fan art, and etc. yet?
Which Hazbin Hotel girl is the most susceptible to Judgment Nut?
I don't care about Pentious, I just want him to frick the Aussie with his double Ds.
Sir Pentious would give her a yeast infection with his piss, shit, frick-hole, cloaca dick.
Post link buddy.
Charlie, I am waiting for you on your bed.
Twitter is saying that the Vees are already confirmed as major antagonists in season 2
Adamsisters it's looking grim
>the Vees
Can't wait for more of her
If two Vee members are still alive, we still have the Vees.
I think of all characters, it could be Val, Velvet, or even Sera (who worked with the Vees and chained Adam up into this crazy sinner-genocide with brainwashing). Perhaps Lucifer blackmails Sera by knowing the truth about her controlling Adam and the Vees making secret deals with her.
I would love for it to be Val because I think it would make the most sense narrative wise but it probably is Adam. Expecting the worst and hoping for the best.
if not a Vee, I don’t think it’s Adam. With Adam and Sera, I think Sera is actually always watching the exterminations and enjoying them, with episode 6 seemingly giving us a glimpse of it from her eyes, the window to her spirit.
Sera is also the true mastermind of the exterminations and tried to make Adam take the fall for them after brainwashing him into it.
Or safely, Nifty just kills Val out of nowhere with a non-angelic weapon to guarantee his return.
The eye thing was just the scene in front of her being reflected in her eyes as she gave an awkward smile.
Look I don't want it to be Adam, but everything is pointing towards it, and it seems we've also fallen for an attempt to generate free hype for this shitty show.
>The eye thing was just the scene in front of her being reflected in her eyes as she gave an awkward smile.
No, anon. This b***h is wearing a mask of false justice and dead white robes. Adam is literally treated like Joe Biden in Heaven, which is a massive red flag in him not being in control of himself at all (which wasn’t in the case in the garden). Two, she accuses of Adam coming up with the exterminations acts like they’re so dramatically “out of her control” when she easily can shut them down herself without an issue. Three, Adam is portrayed to be too stupid or incapable of making a big conspiracy and it doesn’t help we know that his mind might be washed up by the strange mask he never takes off, which is used by Lute to allow her to act more reckless, stupid, villainous, and evil (even more than masked Adam). Four, Sera is the one who stopped the court case when it’s heated and could get her into deep trouble, not Adam.
Sera is too untrustworthy and a liar by omission.
you see the problem is that you're thinking about this more than viv did
Viv spent ten years on this show and she hates bad mothers and manipulators far far far more than stupid fret boys who actually get along with their female partners. And Sera is the perfect combination of the two.
Charlie and Emily stop being salty. Never under how omission is consider lying.
Okay but we'll at least see Adam's face before he dies right?
Also, 3 year anniversary of the first appearance of Verosika.
She hasn't been seen in 2+ years.
I wanna marry Lute then leave her afterwards.
Go to bed Vergil.
You fricker
What's she looking at, Cinemaphile?
>SIR
>That is incredibly inappropriate.
>Please come by my office later so we can discuss disciplinary action.
Black folk.
Loona said she prefers human males
Provide evidence.
Okay. Here's a photo I just took of her https://files.catbox.moe/rwjhrw.png
Me slowly jerking off to her, standing just nearby.
>Dad beat Dad
>wasted on Alastor
I HATE this motherfricker for stealing the actually funny and more significant interactions we could've had with Adam vs Luci
Adam vs Luci is the Season 1 finale gimmick, possibly with Lucifer taking Adam’s Lute into a wild goose chase.
>Season 1 finale gimmick
That's a good way to describe how most of these episodes feel, with moments that come off as being intentional fan bait meant to produce art/hype and the like rather than being interwoven to the greater whole of the episode/show
Pentbros...why isn't Pentious singing with the rest of the characters for the final song?
Because he’s in Heaven with Adam.
Sucks to be Vaggie all the time
Truuuuue
Is there good Emily fan fic yet?
https://twitter.com/ladiesmanuwu/status/1746788122568929538
>Three Vs
Show's over, Adam dies, go home
>Vox lives
yahoo!
>Val is still around
God damn it
Aw yes, shitter, totally reliable. Even so Viv has be known to do a little trolling. Of course she would want to hide who dies in Season 1.
It's Valentino pal. It just works with the story so far.
Checking now the leaker said the antagonist dies
>post defeat
So unless Valentino also joins the fight it's looking increasingly unlikely it's him
It's time to face the music my friend, the dickmaster is dead
>>post defeat
What if maskless Adam and Lucifer quickly and pathetically beaten Sera up to “stick it to the man”? So that’s why her defeat is so underwhelming in comparison to everything else, and they let her be killed by Nifty at of nowhere because Sera caused this MESS.
Val is an antagonist.
I have a feeling the extermination isn't gonna be Charlie and hers vs Adam. It's going to be the Vees vs Adam and his.
Velvette wouldn't shut up about wanting to go to war and not needing the other lords. Vox already advertised angel protection or whatever.
There is a lot of writing on the wall.
It's Val. I'm a smart boy.
Does anybody actually have this interview on hand? This is paraphrased so I'd like to see what she actually says.
"SINNERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this part of the pentagram before. There could be SINNERS anywhere." The polluted wind felt terrible against her bare face. "I HATE SINNERS" she thought. Feel Invincible reverberated through her entire mask, making it pulsate even as the cheap wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of demons after dark. "With wings, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
holy kek we had the same thought. enjoy this shitty edit I made
>that adam in the passenger seat
he's not looing good bros
He's gonna make it just you wait and see!
Him and Cherry Bomb seem like a big waste of time. Huskar and Nifty barely feel like they need to be there.
>"SINNERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be SINNERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare chest. "I HATE SINNERS" he thought. Hell is Forever reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of sinners after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
How good is Lute in the bed room?
She will peg you whether you like it or not. She'll also be submissive and follow your every command. A power bottom with switch tendencies who Dommy Mommies and caresses her babies as they sink into her lap and/or breasts. Males only
>Males only
Sureeeee
drawing a fallen version of Adam
I'll finish and post it if he lives tomorrow
Is he supposed to be dressed like Carl? That's pretty funny
I honestly believe Lute’s going to lose one of her eyes to Vaggie
>fair is fair, an eye for an eye
it couldn't be more telegraphed
That would vindicate the bad guys' ideolofy and we cant have that
If Lute does get attacked that hard, Adam would instinctively drop the fighting and go for her.
Don't you blaspheme in here!
Anyone ahve link to the verbalese animation? I've gotta show it to a friend of mine
The cope is making me sad. We have to accept that Adam isn't making it. It'll give Lute a cool revenge arc at least.
It won't though but yeah I agree. Adam's gone.
Adam dying is such a baffling decision when doing so would basically be the equivalent of dropping a nuke and destroying the stories narrative branches, considering the information we're provided so far, and lose any reason to take this story remotely seriously (which it clearly wants you to).
If you wanted the guy to be expendable in the first season don't make it Adam of all people in your cartoon where the christian mythos is real, and his descendants are the people that Charlie is trying to redeem and help. All the while his wife Eve very obviously the main villain, and the director has not proven to have any writing chops whatsoever for me to believe that getting rid of him will be justified whatsoever. They are going to have to be very VERY careful with the context of his death and how Sera and co. reacts to their first creation and head of the exterminator gets offed that even the morons who are obsessed with this show may have enough neurons to question these choices.
Anon Viv is moronic. She's the one who turned HB into something that was basically like a fanfic of the original premise.
Honestly the more I think of it, the more annoyed I get that we've been played for fools by some random butthole who probably works for their company to speculate on who it could be, but everything lines up too perfectly with it being Adam, and someone purposefully leaking it like this so that we'd argue it must be someone else.
Is Vivze even aware of the leaker let alone us?
She likely organized it.
No way she visits Cinemaphile with skin as paper thin as hers.
Our site is less offensive than Twitter.
It's still been criticizing her nonstop, and it's not like she can block anons.
It's really not worth worrying about.
Whatever you say, Viv.
No you.
There has been a lot of staff trolling going on to drum up discussion, Lute's VA quote RT'd a tweet suggesting Lute is Eve with a devil emoji and then deleted it a day or so ago and implied in another tweet she got in trouble for posting it.
I'm almost impressed that they're putting in the effort. Well anyway we had a decent run, we got some fanart of Adam and Lute, that's about all we could really expected.
What if Sera is the one who ends up dead instead because Adam broken free from the mask’s control over him and she pulls a desperate “muh final boss mode” on him, that easily falters from Adam and Lucifer beating her up. And because she the origin of the mess (dropped by a line from Adam or Luci) Nifty comes in to “clean it up”.
F
lutegods i don't want to get bullied by the hellgays when our wife gets BTFO tomorrow...
She's gonna live anon.
You have to believe that.
I can feel it in my penis.
Lute's already confirmed to live
My dick never lies. It's good to know you are allied with my dick.
Relax Adam
Dickmaster
Good luck fellow Adamgays…
Someone remember to spread this shit to other threads, maybe we can at least slow down the conversation and stop the 24/7 free advertisement to the fat b***h.
If Adam dies, we win and she loses!
Sure, just again, make sure to mention this shit in other threads. This way we can hopefully stem the tide at least a little. Fat b***h shouldn't get to take advantage of us like this.
What if Viv 180s Adam into a tragic father and has Sera killed off instead for her conspiracy and using Adam as a tool of death against his own children. So in the heaven scene, Adam introduces himself to the first redeemed sinner, Sir Pentious.
Adam is probably going to fall. Then he's going to realize how awesome hell really is and bond with all his sinner children.
I'm not Viv btw.
No. Adam would’ve been in hell in a long time ago if this was the case, and he loved Eve, the first human sinner. He’s instead depressed by hell and sinners. Which is different from how Sera actually feels about them.
He pissed off his boss, Sera. I doubt she'll just let that slide while her relationship worsens with Emily.
She's not going to, give up hope. We've been tricked and have just been trying to come up with a way for Adam not to die so that we can still have him in the show. They've done this so threads will be active and talk of hazbin hotel will be really visible, all for free.
Except Logo has implications of there being more Adam x Lute stuff that is only in the finale of season 1. So I doubt it.
Sera is the b***h that deals with the Vees to brainwash Adam into being a moron. This is justice eventually crawling back to her and her corruption.
Well for one I doubt that they're going to be honest and even if they are, they can do that and still have Adam die.
Nah. Removing the mask form Adam is like removing the seal of the character so you can have an emotional moment with him.
Anon can you just give up this Vox theory you have
No, because lute’s blood reappears when she puts on the mask. What if the spikes on Adam’s clothes are a result of the mask’s effects on his mind.
You're very annoying
Why would angels set up some way to let Vox influence them? All you're doing is making people talk about this show in a way that gives it more publicity.
Have you seen episode 2 and 6 technology
or the officially made Vox and Val social post where they are mysteriously invited to heaven?
Not to mention, the exorcist masks are clearly hellish in origin. It’s stupid obvious there is corruption going around.
You guys keep on the same death posts for several days. You get what you deserve.
>or the officially made Vox and Val social post where they are mysteriously invited to heaven?
Sauce?
If the post you're referring to is from one of the character instagrams from years ago, Viv confirmed they weren't canon.
I'm pretty sure that's just the team fricking up the art.
What if Angels have different forms like the Demons do. We've already seen Sera and Emily's eyes pop when they're emotional; and Alastor and other Sinners/Demons have morphed. Lute's change could happen to coincide with her being a blood covered zealot
So something isn’t right when her and Adam put on the mask for some reason?
If the magic lesbian kiss solves something, maybe it will somehow affect Adam’s mind and heart.
for my dick? absolutely
Has anyone drawn any comparisons between Mimzy and cartoon Beetlejuice yet? She's got a similar shape, nose, and I swear the knee slide in her song was something I saw in the Beetlejuice cartoon.
In episode 8, either of these characters die by Nifty to self conclude the series in season 1:
>Sera for being the mastermind of the exterminations and messing with the heads of Adam and the exorcist with brainwashing.
>Val for Angel’s arc.