Hazbin Hotel

Would you be able to get away with fricking Charlie then ghosting her when she catches feelings?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Implies that no one in hell has ever escaped into heaven

    ENTER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute gigachad, if anyone could pull it off it'd be that crazy bastard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was on a school trip you morron.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She can teleport you from your bed, chase you down, then tie you to her mattress. So no, probably not.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Also whose yours favorite character, music, and episode?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loser
      Adam is going to fall and have to stay at the Hotel to redeem himself
      Lucifer jobs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alastor please.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pumping Lute then dumping her when she says she's in love with you!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Way too much base.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too much art of her with that dumbass demon head on. What was the point was from the get go?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a reminder to everyone. We've figured out we've been bamboozled by the writers, the guy who put the spoilers is pretty obviously one of the people associated with the show who has made sure not to mention who it is that actually dies, so we'll talk about it in all these threads and keep them bumped for free publicity.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you pay 50k

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just read a fic where Vox and Valentino had sex. It was pretty good aside from the part where they kissed because Vox is a fricking TV and it distracted me. TVs don't have lips.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ao3 cares not for such things as “logic” and being “physically possible”.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does any have mega links for the show yet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hooves

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a good thing? or a bad thing?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on if you like hoof cleaning videos on YouTube or if you're a footgay

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is there anything that the pilot did better then the series?

            What if I'm neither?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It set the stage better. It's honestly episode 0 since the characters are all "Alastor why aren't you helping us?" When in the pilot he was all "I love watching people scramble to better themselves only to fall down into the fiery pit of failure." A little surprised he isn't taking a more active role in fricking with the patrons.
              If you're neither then it's probably a non-issue for you, but you may have to deal with the fallout out either side

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is there anything that show did better then the pilot?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                mmm nummy nummy hooves take a bite outta that keratin

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He care for his gf.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So far the songs have been better, but I do miss "Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow". Then actually getting time with the characters instead of just the setup. Unfortunately the pacing is lightning fast, so many people will say they want more. That's usually indicative of a good premise, leaving the audience wanting more.
                Ultimately it's difficult to compare the show to the pilot, since they have different purposes; and it's better to take them in conjunction with each other. The pilot is Episode 0, and the show follows.
                Also the show gave us Lute as an actual character

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lute
                Pretty sure she wasn't in the pilot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not as an actual character. Adam also got a design change from the pilot to the show. Look for what might look like Satan at the beginning of the pilot. The horns are the same as Adam's, and storyboards named the silhouette as Adam. Then, what looks like a curly horned Imp stands next to Adam, which could be speculated to be Lute.

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              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still wish that Vivzie still use real people in Hell.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there anything that show did better then the pilot?

      Imagine getting stomped and trampled to death by Charlie's hooves.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure she's lightweight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cough up the mega, you homosexual.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I? A bubbly, blonde, demon gf would be nice. Though I'd use a much more fitting song:

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor was the only good thing about the Pilot.
    Vox is the only good thing about the show.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexualize the deer against his will.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is she in the show yet?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hoping that behind all the dick, jerk atitude on Adam theres this sad, depressed guy feeling hell of guilt that he lots his first 2 sons, and wives.
    that all he does is just a act

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mega When?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tonight

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOOOLLLYYY
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    interesting we have at least 3 /x/ anons here including myself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey fellow "schitzo" sad that we have such bad reputation outside of /x/. But anyway, It's a show about Heaven x Hell and is generating chatter about our subject. So it's easy pickings, better than having to deal with the /misc/itical Tryhard Christcucks, who don't care about learning something new and only care about how more racist and bigoted they can be against everyone else.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > and only care about how more racist and bigoted they can be against everyone else.
        Christians are literally only truly racist against angels.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized something, please point out if I'm being a dumbass

    In Hazbin lore, humans are sinners because Eve at the apple. Adam didn't so he wasn't corrupted by evil. Lilith also didn't eat the apple, so she wouldn't have been either. Since Charlie is the daughter of Lilith and Lucifer, she wouldn't have been born in sin like every other person.

    Is that why she's so good-hearted and shit? ignoring that the real reason she's good-hearted is because "Disney princess in hell" was the premise and they worked backwards from that

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the characters really different from pilot?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      VAs mostly which is an improvement.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        STOP SHILLING FOR VIV YOU DOUBLE Black person!!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's right though? I never really was a fan of viv's work but it's one of few instances where going for "professional" cast paid off

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right though, sole exceptions being Katie Killjoy and Pentious, but the latter is Stamper and Stamper's fricking deranged lately, can't really work with him.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's right though? I never really was a fan of viv's work but it's one of few instances where going for "professional" cast paid off

            samegay

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope.

                QUICKLY! KISS EACH OTHER!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nope.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol okay
        >Every person I know who was anticipating this notes how the voices and pacing feels off
        Even the ones who were hard defending this bullshit last year say this. If anything it sure made people stop complaining about Helluva Boss' quality for a bit.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you guys fix the series?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's about a gay, cherub, angel femboy who falls from Heaven when Adam gives him the boot for being not only a gay but saying he was going to tattle on him about the exterminations not being necessary. He is a total pussyfist b***h who tries to go further into hell, thinking Lucifier is in charge and would be at the bottom [except he is in Pride] and he meets friends along the way. Gay boy angel though is some other angels b***h boy and goes on a crusade to "rescue" him in hell and it becomes a fricking field day.
      Play music from Sonic Frontiers instead of this homosexual broadway shit. Shill it on kickstarter as an actual indie toon. Hire only shit youtubers who do funny voices. More lore explanations for Hell. The real enemy in the end is Buddhism because frick asians.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably. Depends how close she is with Luci at the time.

    I've watched a few Helluva eps in sheer boredom holding out for the finale and the setting feels entirely distinct in an unjustifiable way.
    >b-b-b-but all the sinners are simply on pride
    Except when they directly hire fricking IMP and even appear in wrath immediately after dying
    I have no idea what the FRICK is going on but they feel pretty incongruent.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The city where IMP operates is in Pride, not Wrath. Just because imps originate from there as a species, they don't all live there. Wrath is the Western US themed areas in a couple HB episodes. I think what is confusing some people is that so far, Hazbin Hotel only takes place in Pentagram City, The First Circle of Pride (and thus the capital of Hell). Imp City is another of the 9 Circles, the Second one if I recall correctly.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you recall wrong, Imp City is in the Pride (Top) ring of Hell. If Viv's lore on sinners hasn't changed and they can't travel to the other rings, then it remains as such. Imp City is a different city than Pentagram City where Hazbin takes place. Same ring, different cities.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I said, the Seven Rings are different than the Nine Circles, which I guess adds to the confusion of the setting.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Rings_of_Hell
            just read the damn wiki and stop being a dumbshit

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I did, did you read the Trivia section on that page? That will support what I said.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No chance in Hell.

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